Mathematically, yes. Physically, no. In math there is no smallest unit. In the physical world there is, so you can't fit infinitely smaller klein bottles under your house like a fractal.
I don't know how Brady was able to film any of these videos with Cliff, because if it was me, I would be cracking up constantly and would be wholly unable to hold the camera, much less keep it level and trained on him. Hell, just seeing Cliff do anything is such a joy I would just develop a permanent smile and totally forget there was even a camera in my hand. Brady is a true professional, and of course Cliff is a fucking Boss. I enthusiastically agree that Cliff + his own dedicated youtube channel = some of the best stuff ever put to film.
Condition 1 of his *unconditional* guarantee: *Your Klein bottle will we the same inside and out.* >Klein bottles only have one edge. Condition 2: *we certify your Klein Bottle will contain no magnetic monopoles* >Gaussian law of magnetism states monopoles doesn't exist. Condition 3: *we guarantee that any polyhedron spanning your Klein bottle will have a sum of vertices equal to the sum of its faces plus the number of edges* >Clever use of Euler characteristics to say that 1=1 Condition 4: *we guarantee that the sum of the squares of the legs of a right triangle are equal to the sum square of its hypotenuse* >Pythagoras theorem Condition 5: *satisfaction guarantee* >didn't specify it was going to be *your* satisfaction Condition 6: *lifetime guarantee you will live your life* >I can't argue with that logic Condition 7: *i really mean what I don't day* >contradicts his 7 conditions of his unconditional guarantee. I don't think people appreciate how witty/brilliant this guy really is. I would pay money to converse with this guy.
>I would pay money to converse with this guy You don't have to. His website says that as long as you call first to set it up, you're welcome to stop by for a coffee and a chat (Oakland, CA).
D Weeksy you could fill it with CO2 and then add water. put into a presure chamber submersed in water and presurize. the water absorbs the CO2, then circulate the water with water without CO2 inside.
I got one for my birthday. It’s really great, and he really makes it personal by taking pictures with it and drawing on the box. The information packet is awesome too.
I hope my journey to becoming a theoretical physicist either makes me like this or at least puts me in contact with people like this. favourite numberphile with cliff so far
I ordered a bottle from him about a week ago, and he is absolutely fantastic. He's hilarious and so enthusiastic about these bottles, it is incredible.
"We guarantee for a million years that the squares of the legs of a right triangle add up to the square of the hypotenuse, or your money back!" With THAT great a guarantee? Sign me up!
I take issue with that million year guarantee. I drew a right triangle on the surface of a sphere and would you believe it: the sum of the squares of the two legs was greater than the square of the hypotenuse. What a non-euclidian rip-off!
Much like the Klein bottle, this guy's enthusiasm cannot be contained within 3 dimensions.
BlobVanDam You're right about that, Doc.
I love it haha
BlobVanDam Look at his triple klein bottle from the top, that's FLUX CAPACITOR!
+BlobVanDam you need 1, 3, 5 Dimension to understand this, because 2, 4, 6 dimensions will be torus XD
+Haris Ziko (PiMathCLanguage) SHHH It's a SECRET!
"I'll refund you after you win the Nobel Prize"
This guy deserves the nobel prize purely for his 4th dimensional levels of enthusiasm
I want to find a thing in life that excites me like klein bottles excites this guy
carl witt Not with klein bottles, good idea.
Gotta smoke some dank microscopic Klein bottles
This is strangely deep
StoicSpartan buzzkill
talksfor lifetwo I hope to someday find that myself
"I have just shi----p loads of klein bottles in the port....."
hahahaha
Some crazy guy doesn't know what he is talking about. Get back in the room gramps!
@@googleuser4720 what
Just watching this guy makes me motivated to do something
Same, shame I kind find something to focus my newly found motivation, guess I could always watch more of his videos
I've literally just gone to bake a cake.
i am smoking what hes smoking
He motivates me to comb my hair. :)
He's high on math!
If Klein bottles have no volume, does that mean you can fit an infinite number of Klein bottles under your house?
Not in our pewny 3 dimensions I don't think
Mathematically, yes. Physically, no. In math there is no smallest unit. In the physical world there is, so you can't fit infinitely smaller klein bottles under your house like a fractal.
Of course you can, as long as you have infinite room under your house.
There would need to be a 4th dimension in our universe for that to happen
Sure, If your glass was infinitely thin
"We guarantee that you will live your entire life, or your money back."
OMG I am dying of laughter right now.
I don't know how Brady was able to film any of these videos with Cliff, because if it was me, I would be cracking up constantly and would be wholly unable to hold the camera, much less keep it level and trained on him. Hell, just seeing Cliff do anything is such a joy I would just develop a permanent smile and totally forget there was even a camera in my hand. Brady is a true professional, and of course Cliff is a fucking Boss.
I enthusiastically agree that Cliff + his own dedicated youtube channel = some of the best stuff ever put to film.
I gave you the 100th like, better late then never :)
This guy is FREAKING AMAZING! If only more teachers were like him... More of this ethusiastic genius! :D
VICTOR VESCU he's batshit crazy and i love it.
VICTOR VESCU So true!!!
VICTOR VESCU Lol man so true
I like potatoes
VICTOR VESCU YES! MOREEE
Now all he needs is a house built in the shape of a Klein Bottle.
+Owen Prescott Don't give the man ideas.
+Owen Prescott I actually built one in Minecraft.
He would not be able to live in it because Klein bottles have no volume.
+Owen Prescott thats a problem because a klein bottle has 0 volume xD
+E1craZ4life show me one screenshot
kind of makes you want to buy a Klein Bottle
showbacka 46$ for a 15cm. I'm really thinking about it :D
Also I love the stine (80$)
showbacka Just bought 3 of them.
Patrick Wienhöft What's his website?
Colton Blumhagen It's linked in the description.
Leo Wattenberg I don't see it.
Condition 1 of his *unconditional* guarantee:
*Your Klein bottle will we the same inside and out.*
>Klein bottles only have one edge.
Condition 2:
*we certify your Klein Bottle will contain no magnetic monopoles*
>Gaussian law of magnetism states monopoles doesn't exist.
Condition 3:
*we guarantee that any polyhedron spanning your Klein bottle will have a sum of vertices equal to the sum of its faces plus the number of edges*
>Clever use of Euler characteristics to say that 1=1
Condition 4:
*we guarantee that the sum of the squares of the legs of a right triangle are equal to the sum square of its hypotenuse*
>Pythagoras theorem
Condition 5:
*satisfaction guarantee*
>didn't specify it was going to be *your* satisfaction
Condition 6:
*lifetime guarantee you will live your life*
>I can't argue with that logic
Condition 7:
*i really mean what I don't day*
>contradicts his 7 conditions of his unconditional guarantee.
I don't think people appreciate how witty/brilliant this guy really is. I would pay money to converse with this guy.
Well, buy a bottle
You ever notice that explaining jokes ruins them?
>I would pay money to converse with this guy
You don't have to. His website says that as long as you call first to set it up, you're welcome to stop by for a coffee and a chat (Oakland, CA).
@@RunstarHomer It didn't ruin it for me haha. Only made it better understanding
"We guarante that you will live your entire lifetime, or your money back!" and "I really mean what i dont say" #CliffStollQuotes
I want this guy to have his own channel...
Cliff we demand you have a channel!!!
He does, he just never posts on it.
link please
This guy is amazing. I like his unconditional guarantee with 7 conditions.
that's what sleeping on 10 000 unsold klein bottles does to you.
Please make more videos with Cliff, his enthusiasm is amazing.
Im so desperate for him to pour water into it! Searching the rest of the secret videos!
D Weeksy Not worth it. It would be so hard to get it all out.
Colton Blumhagen I'm sure you could probably vacuum it out or something. But yeah. Probably not worth it.
Miner 2049er Side note: All the commentary on his website is hilarious. I suggest everyone reads all of it.
D Weeksy you could fill it with CO2 and then add water. put into a presure chamber submersed in water and presurize. the water absorbs the CO2, then circulate the water with water without CO2 inside.
Rinoa Super-Genius Hey Rinoa! Love your videos!
I really like this guy. The amount of quips he deals out is exponential. :D
Exponential to the power of math
It's 1:07 AM at TAIWAN...and I can't stop binge-watching this amazingly and wonderfully random guy talking about bottles and math...
Oh my god!!! Unconditionally guaranteed to watch this over and over! Love this guy. Love you Numberphile2!
I wish I could be as excited about anything as this guy is about klein bottles LOL
I got one for my birthday. It’s really great, and he really makes it personal by taking pictures with it and drawing on the box. The information packet is awesome too.
He's a little on the crazy side. Or is the crazy side the same as the sane side?
dimmddr1 lifes a klein bottle!
+dimmddr1 I see what you did there. I was kinda lost but now we're on the same side.
He's on the only side. The Klein bottle side.
Lol
See the main videos at: bit.ly/KleinBottles
"We guarantee that you will live your entire life, or your money back."
I want this guy to be my uncle.
This video is the best thing that has happened to me all day. I really needed this laugh!
Math and topology aside for a second ... I never realized glass blowers could do such amazing, intricate work like this. WOW!!
This guy is absolutely fantastic. We should all be like Cliff-the world would be a better place.
woodfur00 Or it would be one sided..
I hope my journey to becoming a theoretical physicist either makes me like this or at least puts me in contact with people like this. favourite numberphile with cliff so far
This man needs his own youtube
Keep looking for the DeLorean, haven't found it yet.
ikr
Love this guy! What a salesman!!!
Respect from Austria
1:43 Cliff’s abilities of straight-faced sarcasm is not to be underestimated
This is the best infomercial I've ever watched.
This is absolutely BRILLIANT :D We need more of these kind of people on Earth.
this guy is the definition of a mad scientist. loving every minute of it.
I'm speechless! this guy is simply amazing!
I absolutely love this man.
Wait ACME makes Klien Bottles? I thought they only make kits to catch roadrunners?
I think this is my favourite TH-cam video ever!
My god I love this guy. This man is a genius.
This could be a commercial from these Interdimesional Cable episodes from Rick and Morty..
He's so lively.I loved his sales pitch.
I love you Cliff
I'm so glad I went down the Klein Bottle rabbit hole today and stumbled upon this video. His energy had me smiling the whole time
I ordered a bottle from him about a week ago, and he is absolutely fantastic. He's hilarious and so enthusiastic about these bottles, it is incredible.
This guys enthusiasm for maths is infectious. Love this series.
His son? He is probably a really fun father
cliff is such a dork, I love the energy in this whole video
5:18 what about people who are declared clinically dead and then are brought back to life? Free Klein Bottles for them, I suppose.
Please watch this in fast motion - you won't regret it.
I absolutely love this guy!
I will literally buy one from him, I only ask that he writes down his guaranty, word for word, and signed. That's all.
I love this him so much
What if you make a Klein Bottle out of a magnetic material? Where are the poles? Or couldnt you magnetize any material without itself ripping apart?
He is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HYPER! I Love it.
I'm sold
YOU WILL LIVE YOUR LIFETIME !
Thank you Brady for bringing us a superstar! Only wish I could have seen your face as you filmed this.
I love this guy!
So energized, and full of life :)
Cuz hes a nut head
I love this guy. He seems so excited :)
is this an advert for Klein Bottles? or for cocaine?
Adam Burdett Crystal math...
I love watching these and the comments are the best. 😃
one of the best things ever, totally going to get a klein bottle now, how can you not
"We guarantee for a million years that the squares of the legs of a right triangle add up to the square of the hypotenuse, or your money back!"
With THAT great a guarantee? Sign me up!
I take issue with that million year guarantee. I drew a right triangle on the surface of a sphere and would you believe it: the sum of the squares of the two legs was greater than the square of the hypotenuse. What a non-euclidian rip-off!
In one million years, Pythagoras will be very sad, apparently.
thanks Brady for introducing to me this marvelous man
How on earth do you make these... I'd LOVE to see a video of someone making this start to finish. I can't even imagine where you'd start...
Best series ever!
Laughed until I cried. Love this guy!
this guy over here is the freaking best
this guy is just amazing
Can you be on this channel more? Brady put this guy on numberphile more. I demand it.
How the hell is Brady not laughing his ass off the whole time Cliff is making his pitch?
Best commercial ever
Cliff should make his own TH-cam channel. One video, 1 million subs in one day.
This man is high.
Sammy Sam High on Math
Itsu0 No, he is obviously high on klein bottles
You mean...
*Puts sunglasses on
High on potenuse?
Deli Dumrul Hey man. That's my joke. I made it first.
I do not regret my purchase ^^
Cliff, please get your own channel
When I put my pants on inside out does that mean the entire universe is wearing my pants and I'm the only thing in existence not wearing pants?
Yes. Yes it does.
I'm stealing this
this guy is awesome :D
I really love this guy
More of Dr Stoll!! Delightful
I love how enthusiastic this guy is! IT MAKES ME EXCITED ABOUT KLIEN BOTTLES! *YEAH, KLIEN BOTTLES*
He looks like and sounds like a mas scientist to me haha. No offence tho
Mad*
Shaun Lim He's a mad mathematician.
HE'S CRAZY
Sweet
I knew this guy was familiar - only just twigged - this is the Cuckoo's Egg man. Way to go Cliff :)
thats who he reminds me of! Doc from back to the future!
@4:38 so, what, we got a million years before constants go out of warranty?
he seemed sooo exiting at the start then he just became calm in an instant
"Lifetime guarantee... I guarantee you will live your entire life." xD
Golly, I love this man!
Wait did Cliff just become self-aware and use his newfound power to troll us?
Absolute MADLAD
I love this guy
Lots of commenters exclaiming there desire to procure a Klein bottle. However, it seems there would be a much larger market for a cloned Cliff Stoll™.
i love this guy!