The Real Reason Why You Like MILFs So Much

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  • @Profussy
    @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    Lectures are streamed live on Mondays 5pm PT/ 8pm ET at www.twitch.tv/professorlando
    Follow me on twitter for updates! twitter.com/Professor_Lando

    • @theknightmonkey1461
      @theknightmonkey1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sorry I’m late to this class, I’m a transfer from goth girl ology

    • @ginomonochrome5235
      @ginomonochrome5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm new to class... Ready to listen sir

    • @dr_dyslexic2165
      @dr_dyslexic2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also the girl at the end does not have the Fibonacci haircut

    • @DRealHammer
      @DRealHammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Professor, can you recommend any further literature for this lecture?

    • @edt.l.892
      @edt.l.892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey can I get your email 🙇🏾‍♂️

  • @looseboxer
    @looseboxer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13203

    His mom told him to become a professor. Now, she regrets her decision.

    • @forbbiddenn
      @forbbiddenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Lmao

    • @chrodeadman
      @chrodeadman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Nah she happy

    • @kaito.2480
      @kaito.2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      She's absolutely proud of him

    • @smegmaniac37
      @smegmaniac37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      He explained why so many people like her

    • @Glane6339
      @Glane6339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Noo 😭😭

  • @kenpachizaraki5237
    @kenpachizaraki5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20910

    "If she leaves you for another
    Then there's always her mother"
    -4th Law of Thermodynamics

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      Or sister. Make sure there is no older brother first... I heard... from a friend...

    • @cernunnos8344
      @cernunnos8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      "If she's taking a nap, her mother's cheeks you shall clap" master Oogway

    • @SlavboiiMusic
      @SlavboiiMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Didn’t remember that thermodynamics had this law

    • @BhanuPratap-mj4ey
      @BhanuPratap-mj4ey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      You miss the chance to say hermotherdynamics 😂😂

    • @kenpachizaraki5237
      @kenpachizaraki5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@BhanuPratap-mj4ey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. GOATed.

  • @loganhall7776
    @loganhall7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11469

    "Just because she's thicc doesnt mean shes a milf", legendary.

    • @dhruvgupta6132
      @dhruvgupta6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I think thats obvious

    • @justsomeguywithamustache3188
      @justsomeguywithamustache3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      @@dhruvgupta6132 Dude, common sense is the least common thing in the universe.

    • @dhruvgupta6132
      @dhruvgupta6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I just completed his sentence lol, thats what he said in the video

    • @VinceOmega
      @VinceOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's just spitting facts tho.

    • @memes4life26
      @memes4life26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@justrandomguy5010 Its the truth bruh. Not everyone thicc person gets that title.

  • @mm39607
    @mm39607 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    *Just because she's thick, does not mean she's a milf*
    -Prof. Lando

  • @mimin1331
    @mimin1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12253

    i thought this was gonna be an actual psychological analysis on why people find mothers or married woman attractive but.....there's no but, that's exactly what i got thanks for the very useful knowledge prof

    • @That_Thicc_Cat
      @That_Thicc_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Same

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      I think people just dont want to admit the Oedipus complex theory sort of has a point.

    • @WhosJellies
      @WhosJellies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Long story short: mommy issues.

    • @jademichaelayawan7830
      @jademichaelayawan7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      God, thankful to read this comment i thought i have psychological disorder everytime i saw Milves. 👍

    • @carlosmoreno3016
      @carlosmoreno3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They don’t have butts

  • @icyblackout
    @icyblackout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6043

    When he was talking about the “Moro Islamic Liberation Front” some guy in chat said “fuck I’m in the wrong class”

    • @Dexlyyy
      @Dexlyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      lmao

    • @ryangranquist9580
      @ryangranquist9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      lol I saw that too

    • @renzeusoya5828
      @renzeusoya5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Imagine being a Moro separatist fighter who secretly watches anime and wishes to have a mommy girlfriend who dotes on him on his free time when he's not fighting the Philippine military or Islamist terrorists.
      But the only lady he can only have is his old M16 rifle.

    • @GaryHamad
      @GaryHamad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@renzeusoya5828 * reccomends the guy Girls Frontline *

    • @renzeusoya5828
      @renzeusoya5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@GaryHamad Even better, his old M16 transforms into a girl but she is not as powerful as she used to be because of how long she had been fired.
      But she's a very doting mommy who gives him advices that he keeps close to heart.

  • @panzershrek7942
    @panzershrek7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6704

    Men discussing politics: *Ravenous fighting*
    Men discussing Milf's:

    • @lolbogdy1147
      @lolbogdy1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      milves*,you weren't paying attention fam

    • @panzershrek7942
      @panzershrek7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@lolbogdy1147 milv's

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, milves!!

    • @layzy_bones
      @layzy_bones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Tranquility 🧘‍♂️

    • @Insigneon
      @Insigneon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aaah yes indeed my good sir.

  • @jackobite
    @jackobite ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) is the largest militant organization in the Philippines and seeks autonomy for Filipino Muslims. The MILF split from the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF) in 1977, although it was generally inactive and did not call itself the MILF until 1984.

    • @shepardn7424
      @shepardn7424 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What the fact, bro😂😂😂

  • @berry11756
    @berry11756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9165

    Damn man definitely making Ligma university proud with this one, I’m glad Sugma State didn’t steal you away to their pawgology program

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

      Ah yes, SUGMA State has been our rivals since the school's foundation. I'm glad to be apart of the LIGMA Faculty.

    • @phantomghostthedripgod9474
      @phantomghostthedripgod9474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Fugma city

    • @freddyvasquez3063
      @freddyvasquez3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Sugma state pride bitches

    • @Penguin-1966
      @Penguin-1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Cappin College is a great transitional school from highschool to Ligma University, we would love to have you here!

    • @ahawksjawbc2464
      @ahawksjawbc2464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes pawgology i havent taken that class

  • @ltphantomknight8942
    @ltphantomknight8942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5446

    The callback to "Stacy's mom" was fuckin legendary, man's has done his research and as a Thickology Major I'm humbled by the knowledge.

    • @criticalmass1831
      @criticalmass1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      to be fair, stacy's mom *has* got it going on

    • @ltphantomknight8942
      @ltphantomknight8942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@criticalmass1831 "Stacy can I come over after school...After school.....He can hangout by the po-o-o-l at the pool, Now I know I'm not the boy that I used to be but it's all I ever want so baby can't you see! STACY'S MOM has got it going on!

    • @XBullitt16X
      @XBullitt16X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Nods in approval"

    • @-Tidae
      @-Tidae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@criticalmass1831 and its fuckin catchy too

    • @itsyaboi6335
      @itsyaboi6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *thiccology

  • @somewhatgoodstuff122
    @somewhatgoodstuff122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21864

    The fact this man makes sense despite talking about Milves.

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5581

      Using the correct plural form i like it A+.

    • @pleasurereport
      @pleasurereport 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

      Milven magic

    • @doot_slayer
      @doot_slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      @@Profussy milf is an acronym though, so does it not go from MILF to MILFs?

    • @endme6658
      @endme6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +768

      @@doot_slayer Only in layman's terms is the plural MILFs. In the more sophisticated literature and studies covered in my major -- Theoretical Milfology -- milf is treated as a word, not an acronym. In the more advanced literature, a more precise definition is given for milf and as such milf is treated as a word not an acronym.

    • @ahawksjawbc2464
      @ahawksjawbc2464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@endme6658 ikr

  • @billwhoever2830
    @billwhoever2830 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    In case you care:
    Oedipus was a prince, his father tried to kill him as a child to avoid losing his throne. His mother secretly sold him as a slave to save his life.
    Oedipus ended up in the neighboring kingdom where after a successful early life he became the new king (I think he dueled the old king).
    Oedipus considered himself an orphan and knew nothing of his family, he started a war with his father's kingdom, ended up killing his father and after that taking his mother (the queen) as the prize and as his wife.
    The two ended up having 4 children, 2 girls and 2 boys. One of the girls was actually the main character of the story.
    When Oedipus and his mother found out about their history, she killed herself while Oedipus took his own eyes out and left his kingdom to become a begger.

    • @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179
      @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Poor, poor, Antigone.

    • @balsarmy
      @balsarmy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      They were too emotional. Sh1t happens, just divorce

    • @tynytian
      @tynytian 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      A completely appropriate response👍

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      69th!

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's the point of this comment? Wanna talk about another story most people everybody knows?

  • @Sauceboi26
    @Sauceboi26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2174

    This is why I don’t take people who talk to professional, seriously. Like u can sound educated in any subject. Great content man!

    • @doggo6517
      @doggo6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Excuse me I take this very seriously.

    • @Sauceboi26
      @Sauceboi26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@doggo6517 I fs do too. I’m just saying like my boss acts so serious all the time but he just looks stupid

    • @doggo6517
      @doggo6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@Sauceboi26 Damn, he doesn't sound submissive and breedable at all.

    • @Sauceboi26
      @Sauceboi26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@doggo6517 fr hahahaha

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@doggo6517 his wife probably begs to differ

  • @zeyadghanim8271
    @zeyadghanim8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5351

    I can't believe I actually watched the whole video

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

      Your pursuit of knowledge is very respectable. I'm proud of you!

    • @nuttygamer6484
      @nuttygamer6484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I can't..I-i just can't bring myself to ruin the 69 likes this comment has..

    • @Nixua118
      @Nixua118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nuttygamer6484 same

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nuttygamer6484
      Well someone did! I'm Like #84!
      Maybe this is why I flunked out of Grabboph Community College?

    • @maqui1814
      @maqui1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're gonna pass the milf test

  • @nagelsleu3339
    @nagelsleu3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    Filipino here. I distinctly remember a scene that happened in grade 5 where our Araling Panlipunan (Social Studies) teacher was teaching us of the existence of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, and as soon as she wrote the acronym on the board, one of my classmates burst out laughing.

    • @spatula4394
      @spatula4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      My man knew what was up

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@spatula4394 *PHub theme plays*

    • @Chepicoro
      @Chepicoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Your classmate was a man of culture

    • @kuuly3334
      @kuuly3334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was that person as well XD

    • @kiretan8599
      @kiretan8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yoo i still remember the video of them beheading foreigners, like literally you see the head being chopped off and the heads rolling

  • @tallonmetroids271
    @tallonmetroids271 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Props for keeping an absolute straight face when covering the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. That was an exercise in self-restraint that anyone in a teaching profession should aspire to.
    I really wish I had known about this in high school for my senior year social studies class. I'd have made a presentation and seen if the teacher caught on. Would've 100% been worth the detention.
    Edit: the hairstyles are popular from the 50's, which is probably the era in the States where it wasn't jus popular for women to be stay-at-home moms, but solely responsible for taking care of anything domestic. It was borderline fetishized in magazines and the advent of television. It was so precalent that it basically became brainwashing. On top of that, kids of both biological genders back then spent more time around their mothers as a result. That would have some "interesting" effects in the 70's, and later on in the 80's to now.
    TLDR: MILF hairstyles are a throwback to stereotypical 50's housewife haircuts.

    • @kamaltorabi774
      @kamaltorabi774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even the Mindanao filipinos will understand his video

    • @flyingalien2yearsago442
      @flyingalien2yearsago442 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is prof lando Filipino?

    • @TazKidNoah
      @TazKidNoah ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly after seeing all that degeneracy; learning about Philippines first contact with Islam would be refresher to restore my faith in Humanity. (I actually mean it)

  • @OriginalMasterChafa
    @OriginalMasterChafa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3903

    "An asian with glasses. Must be really smart."
    - All of us

    • @brb8407
      @brb8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol not me

    • @Felix-xw6du
      @Felix-xw6du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@brb8407 perhaps the archives are incomplete

    • @HyperDayDreaming
      @HyperDayDreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's so sexy xD

    • @brb8407
      @brb8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Felix-xw6du perhaps. Perhaps you’re racist. Or maybe, perhaps, we both jus som of the cutest widdew cawtoon chawactews eva. 🤔

    • @rintluangirenthlei
      @rintluangirenthlei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@brb8407 how racist?

  • @RealGoodSucc
    @RealGoodSucc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3498

    I wish I had had a single teacher with an ounce of this man's passion

    • @GeraldM_inNC
      @GeraldM_inNC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Beautifully put!

    • @raghavmathur961
      @raghavmathur961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GeraldM_inNC lmfao

    • @ylanberri1464
      @ylanberri1464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they had us at the first half ngl

    • @jamesshaw3500
      @jamesshaw3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You will like college; most Professors actually like what they teach.

    • @linyenchin6773
      @linyenchin6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Passion is what women have, not a thing of manhood. Leave it to women and liberal males who are just women in the bodies of men.

  • @hatox5015
    @hatox5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    ''If she dumps you for another, there is always her mother'' Quote by Obama

  • @deathkeys1
    @deathkeys1 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This guy... he is our champion! Finally someone who has brought something worth to the table! Proper constructive discussions about topics related to male psyche. Once more, thank you Professor for shedding light on such a iffy topic.

  • @jinhocheong5114
    @jinhocheong5114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3429

    19th Century Professor: Humanity is progressing to the point where we are becoming gods, thus abandoning God.
    21st Century Professor: Why Milfs are Ingrained in human nature and should be our goddesses.

  • @_P0tat07_
    @_P0tat07_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3227

    I love it when people just randomly draw a Fibonacci spiral over literally anything. It’s hilarious.

    • @atrophyterror6819
      @atrophyterror6819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      gyro Zeppeli wants to know your location

    • @Faustianspirit88
      @Faustianspirit88 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@atrophyterror6819 Infinite spin

    • @thegunslinger8806
      @thegunslinger8806 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To be fair he proved they were artistically sound.

    • @Tienzu1
      @Tienzu1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here I thought it was that a$$. My mind has been opened.

    • @juaecheverria0
      @juaecheverria0 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hes right though. Theres a reason shells and other spiral like structures are seen withing nature and their own species as BEAUTIFUL. Theres a reason the peacocks fan and shapes of each colorful charcater is the most attractive. Theres a reason humans are obsessed with waves in their hair. It shows elements of the Fibonacci spiral. This is natures most natural and beautiful attribute. Even if you look at a waterfall, if it is flat its not that interesting. But, what gives it its beauty is the waves within and created during its splash and contact with the pool below. Rainbows. Its not just about the color. The horizon, the sun. These are all circular and spiral in shape. Hes right either way.

  • @Synetik
    @Synetik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5342

    Damn, I was looking forward to class but, the professor didn't put Dexter's mom with the other legends.

    • @Wonderbread91
      @Wonderbread91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      damn, now that you mention it she might be the reason all this started for me lol

    • @siloPIRATE
      @siloPIRATE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      So I'm not the only one who was thinking where's Dexter's mom

    • @luckedoutgoat5926
      @luckedoutgoat5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Damn and she’s the thickest though.

    • @Extinctor100
      @Extinctor100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's true. Dexter's mom has got it going on and it's that nurturing, milfy vibe that he explains so well in this academic discourse.

    • @lildoeflamingo984
      @lildoeflamingo984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BRUHH I was just gonna comment about her!! 😂😂 Her and Elastigirl definitely had me thinking shit I couldn’t explain when I was a Lil Dude lmfaooo

  • @xscythe5376
    @xscythe5376 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I'm from the Philippines. That second definition of MILF caught me off guard. Just burst out laughing here in the office and people are looking at me funny now. Thank you

    • @Surya_Putra_Mahaver_Karna
      @Surya_Putra_Mahaver_Karna 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think We Indians are not alone with this problem

    • @SILOPshuvambanerjee
      @SILOPshuvambanerjee หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Surya_Putra_Mahaver_Karna Absolutely right brother but we have 3.5 front

  • @StyxIris
    @StyxIris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    "If she doesn't have the cake, her mother is the one you shall take"
    - Sun xiang xíng, The art of MILFs

    • @unknownlad...
      @unknownlad... ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Elf=Elves
      Milf=Milves

    • @glidedgold8232
      @glidedgold8232 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​thx man

    • @Why_is_gamora
      @Why_is_gamora ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oogy suits better

    • @argeltal_thewordbearer
      @argeltal_thewordbearer ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit before i die i need to be in a relationship with a girl and have intercourse with her mother. Its like a goal of life, you know?

    • @90skidcultist
      @90skidcultist ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unknownlad...Is that like… most fem Elves? 🥰

  • @yuku6921
    @yuku6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    I cant believe the Moro Islamic Liberation Front found its way in this class

  • @technosauruswrex
    @technosauruswrex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4121

    One theory I've seen posited on the subject of why Pixar makes moms so DUMMY thicc is because the goal is to make it immediately evident that the character is a mature woman, separate from teenage or younger girls. Many would find the alternative of a heaving rack to be distasteful in a children's movie so wide, motherly hips are the go to.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Hartmann Hips in action.

    • @blvckacer6689
      @blvckacer6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      well said

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sneak 100

    • @deltabol9158
      @deltabol9158 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      This is a solid point.

    • @alter4046
      @alter4046 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      OR, they can claim any money made from explicit content made from it.

  • @potatoaddictions9637
    @potatoaddictions9637 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is the kind of content that the internet was designed for, and it's what I will support. Our brotherhood was founded to protect this immaculate content.

  • @nocursewm2938
    @nocursewm2938 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    The Milf thing is also a reaction to aging. A key part is a woman who while aging maintains the physical part of beauty but they also mature and develop the parts of their personality that makes them a good mom. Like what was pointed out being a hot woman doesn’t always make a woman a Milf. It’s the whole package.

    • @MikeIce4SG
      @MikeIce4SG ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Agreed 💀

    • @jayesh1891
      @jayesh1891 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Especially the package..

    • @rokko_fable
      @rokko_fable ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I've never found a mother or an older woman sexually attractive. I do like young woman with mature attitudes though.
      Basically, attractive but with an old soul.

    • @beardnick1748
      @beardnick1748 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@rokko_fable 30-40yo normally are hot,but this is not in America. The less a woman has had overloads in life (bad habits, frequent sex, poor nutrition,does not pass at least 3km a day) ,the fresher and attractive 🎉she looks.

    • @YiLunMusk
      @YiLunMusk ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Your eye can also deceive you".

  • @trickster562
    @trickster562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    We need a lecture on the influence Thighdeolgy has on everything.

    • @devonfrancis57
      @devonfrancis57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      PLEASE!

    • @zarlus8
      @zarlus8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Agreed. At least a overview of potential attractiveness factors. Like, does butt shape/size play a part, thigh gap, knee shape, leg length, etc.

    • @trickster562
      @trickster562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@zarlus8 you forgot skindentation.

    • @liammahan4497
      @liammahan4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trickster562 THIS

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean Thigh-ology XD

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Imagine signing up for a $200 class on finding out why you have the kinks that you have

    • @JeremyBX
      @JeremyBX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Actually i think its called Psychology

    • @mannamoth918
      @mannamoth918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JeremyBX that's SusOlogy

    • @jahviertemple6962
      @jahviertemple6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's money well spent lol.

    • @___Anakin.Skywalker
      @___Anakin.Skywalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jahviertemple6962 no, it's not. Jus trade your $200 for a fresh pair of yeezy

    • @jahviertemple6962
      @jahviertemple6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@___Anakin.Skywalker not really into fashion unless we're talking anime hoodies lol

  • @gameboy4768
    @gameboy4768 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Thanks professor Lando! I was strugling with this subject for months! You did what my teacher couldn't in half a year

  • @riceypooo
    @riceypooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    mrs incredible got me acting me up ngl

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      After reviewing this lecture now you know exactly why!

  • @TuShan18
    @TuShan18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    I think we can agree that when mrs. incredible looked at herself in the mirror, that awoken something within all of us. She put hips back on the map, and we all not only liked women, but mature women.

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I already like older women before her time... But it only solidify my interest for the older women...

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      What would interest you more: a mature, responsible, professional and competent woman or an over-emotional, inexperienced, needy and desperate girl?

    • @dragoncat5767
      @dragoncat5767 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@thebighurt2495 true

    • @dragoncat5767
      @dragoncat5767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Blackpill PB yes

    • @phongtranquoc7557
      @phongtranquoc7557 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts for the first time of my life i got hard

  • @dampowl
    @dampowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4697

    Extremely well presented arguments, demonstrably solid understanding of the thesis and strong examples to back up the arguments. Very inspiring.
    *opens incognito tab*

    • @NN-cc8uo
      @NN-cc8uo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Ah I see you were going to do some more in-depth research on your own, what a dedicated student

    • @Obi1CanBloMi
      @Obi1CanBloMi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Proud to be the 900th upvote 😎

    • @luckytheunlucky1157
      @luckytheunlucky1157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Obi1CanBloMi 909th upvoter

    • @0xhiro
      @0xhiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      966th upvote

    • @eugenelevchenko9422
      @eugenelevchenko9422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1055 / 1000 points damn what a great learner

  • @giboit.
    @giboit. ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fun fact: In the "Ralph Wrecks the Internet" trailer, Aunt Cass from Big hero 6 can be seen in an ad/magazine called "sassy housewives wanna meet you" that a minor character shows to Ralph. They even use the same exact scene from the memes for the cover (not the edited version, but still).

  • @OfficialKairosMusic
    @OfficialKairosMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I’ve had about 7 years of post secondary education but this was the best lecture I’ve ever sat in on hands down.

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Source material exhibit was extremely on point.
      It's obvious the M stands for Marisa

  • @kaiosama3846
    @kaiosama3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    This is fantastic on every level. Truly masterclass.

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Just waiting for TED Talks to give me a shot!

    • @ilijakostic1705
      @ilijakostic1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Profussy JOE Talks*

  • @aldoperez23
    @aldoperez23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    This class made me realize that switching majors from cockology to pawgology was the correct choice

    • @jakethelake2317
      @jakethelake2317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Same man, cockology had too much math. I had to figure out how much miles of meat a lot of stars have taken over their careers. Might consider a double major tho

    • @IRLSuperb
      @IRLSuperb ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am totally clueless but still find these comments Gold ❤😂

    • @jm_sc
      @jm_sc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What are both?

    • @luigi_br2
      @luigi_br2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@IRLSuperbwhat's a girl doing in this part of youtube? lol xD

    • @magnawaves
      @magnawaves ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@luigi_br2lmao look at this simp

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My man gave an entire lecture on MILFs without mentioning the OG who gave us the word: Stifler's mom.

  • @raisinbran1421
    @raisinbran1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    As a Susology major I was confused as to why it’s mandatory to take this class but it’s probably my favorite nonetheless. This professor was probably the best teacher I had, definitely giving a good review on Rate My Professor.

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sus

    • @Othomqcpwr
      @Othomqcpwr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I'm majoring in Ara-ara studies, I find the contrast between Onee-sanology and Milfology truly fascinating. The information was delivered clearly and made me want to learn more about Milf

  • @aechavez11
    @aechavez11 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Finally someone approaching this subject matter with the respect it deserves.

    • @sgvmvp
      @sgvmvp ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're comment has reached the ideal like number for this comment section. Congratulations on 69 likes.

  • @t_umami
    @t_umami ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    My wife laughed really hard at this. She usually doesn't enjoy comedy like this, so take that as a compliment if you like.

    • @2002THEBOY
      @2002THEBOY ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Leave her

    • @pokemonitishere202
      @pokemonitishere202 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      So you are saying he has to celebrate his life because he just made your queen laugh?

    • @t_umami
      @t_umami ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@pokemonitishere202 Yeah, buddy. Took the words right from my mouth 👍.

    • @dimensionhacker2271
      @dimensionhacker2271 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pokemonitishere202 queen? The queen died bro

    • @pkmntrainerred4247
      @pkmntrainerred4247 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@pokemonitishere202 Queen?
      Didn't anybody tell you? There's no Santa, there's no Tooth fairy, and there's no queen of England...

  • @realhashbrown
    @realhashbrown 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Another acceptable acronym is:
    Man
    I
    Love
    Fishing

  • @thomashernandez5775
    @thomashernandez5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3702

    Professor? I have just a few questions.
    One: Wouldn’t the actual way to display and spell “milf” be “MILF” or “M.I.L.F.” since it is an acronym? Or has it become standard practice to write it as “milf/Milf” since it has been colloquially absorbed like “laser” (Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation) or “scuba” (Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus)?
    Two: Isn’t the use of “elf/elves” a faulty analogy to support “milf/milves” since you can bring up the counter point that “goose/geese” but “moose/moose”?
    Three: Since it is an acronym, wouldn’t keeping the “f” in the plural be crucial as it indicates an action that identifies the person in question? Moreover, couldn’t you push it one step further and say that the plural should actually be “milf” (Moms I’d Like to F***) and it is the context in which you determine if it’s singular or plural?

    • @jonathanhayes3518
      @jonathanhayes3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Questions that need answers

    • @jadennelson7808
      @jadennelson7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      If only we were this interested in our other college courses

    • @gusfring8405
      @gusfring8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      M.I.L.F. is actually a rebel group in our country lmao

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Very astute observations. Tell me, have you applied for honors in this class? If not you certainly should.

    • @poprostuja1837
      @poprostuja1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      As a current milfology major I would like to clarify your doubts to the best of my ability.
      One: here you are correct. Even though in the beginning of it's usage the word "milf" was spelled as "M.I.L.F" due to substantial influx of the word use during the first great rise over the years 2001-2004 it gradually became a common practice to use "milf" for convenience purposes.
      Two: While the analogy itself might not prove the point I would consider it as more of a way of remembering the spelling and not as a proof of the rule. The spelling shown in the video by the professor Lando is currently considered correct but it might change in the near future, as you most likely already know we are currently living in the second great rise also known as "Milfenaissance" because of that the number of people using the word is incessantly rising and as a byproduct of that the colloquialization of the word is inevitable. "milfs" is becoming a new norm whereas "milves" is slowly fading away.
      Three: Your intuition is not faulty. So much so that if we were living before 2005 you would be correct. Up until the 2005 the word "milf" was considered as both a singular and a plural but after 2005 the "milf" became so much associated with a word and not a acronym it became a common practice to use "milfs" as a plural. "If "milfs" was popular before "milves" why are we currently using "milves"?" I hear you asking. Well when creating a new word a lot goes into consideration, one of these factors is it's associations. For "milf" one of the more common associations is a "wife". While not directly related you will have to agree that these two words do fit quiet well together. Plural for "wife" is "wives" and so the plural for "milf" became "milves".
      I hope that sheds some light on the case. As I have already mentioned I am a milfology major but not a professor and I just wanted to explain the concepts as well as I could.

  • @skillerhero
    @skillerhero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    Mr. Lando: "What's the opposite of a milf?"
    Some guy in chat: A loli
    Lmao

    • @riktorheverez1068
      @riktorheverez1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      lol i fucking lost it when i saw that

    • @peterashraf2717
      @peterashraf2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't get it...

    • @chickenpotpie4045
      @chickenpotpie4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@peterashraf2717 Don't google it unless you wanna be on a watchlist lmao

    • @peterashraf2717
      @peterashraf2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chickenpotpie4045 oh...tha just made me more curious lol

    • @YurenaRA
      @YurenaRA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@peterashraf2717 A loli is an adult girl that seems like a child. A MILF is a mature woman. They are kind of oposites.

  • @narcisoanasui246
    @narcisoanasui246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Why is he better at teaching than my ACTUAL teachers?😭

    • @Grim_Bud
      @Grim_Bud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Most of it comes from the fact you are receptive to his subject lmao but yeah its well done.

    • @liammahan4497
      @liammahan4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Because he's talking about milfs bro

    • @antimatter4733
      @antimatter4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's because he's passionate about what he's teaching... That and you're interested in the subject...

    • @sergeiyamagoro431
      @sergeiyamagoro431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well. Some teachers have no talent for transmitting information into students' brains. I really like my programming teacher, but he suffered from this malady. We had to figure out how to program all on our own.

    • @seamali4383
      @seamali4383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OniNoFro
    @OniNoFro ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Doctor Lando,
    I've been following your work for quite some time before pursuing my Phd in Pawgonomics. Your paper on the Whooty Utopia was groundbreaking in the field but to my dismay I realized it was all too derivative of Doctors Eduardo Ubstein, Genevieve de Bloc-Lopez, and Mr. Gateaux for their work in Derriere Entanglement. All is not lost however as I received a grant to conduct extensive research at the Detroit Institute of Grand Pubahs and would welcome your continued contributions.
    What we are working on may be bigger than what Professor Mina Jiana Conda presented in 2014 for the community to see.
    Bring a long jacket.

  • @masonlobster
    @masonlobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    I hope he delves into the stark contrasts between cougars and milfs as the semester progresses. that's where I think the crux of why people love milfs, and proof that what makes a milf a milf is the caring, motherly attitude. also, the milf needs to be intentionally seen as normal, no sexy undertones. her actions need to be parallel with motherly behavior. once that stops, the milf classification no longer fits. Ms. Bellum is a prime example of this. she is written to be a sultry, sexy character, there's no way around that. now take Ms. Keen, from the same show. a teacher, a caring individual, and she got dem hips. they certainly don't lie and neither do the facts. Keen is a MILF, Bellum is something else entirely.

    • @Extinctor100
      @Extinctor100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I see someone has done the reading and the homework.

    • @raptorrex1852
      @raptorrex1852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I wanted to like this comment but it’s 69 lmao

    • @awolr
      @awolr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He speaks da tru tru

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bellum is the hot secretary archetype.

    • @Meravokas
      @Meravokas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ms. Bellum I don't believe is in the usual range for 'milf' levels.

  • @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400
    @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    Part of the opening lecture, of the class "a wholelistic approach to the question...why they animate their moms like that...why they so thicc?" I think im gonna love this class lmao

    • @dutch_asocialite
      @dutch_asocialite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think it's actually holistic, though I could be wrong since I have no intention of watching the video.

    • @kevinlawas99
      @kevinlawas99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this as he said it and yeah me too

    • @sasquatchkidPS3Xx
      @sasquatchkidPS3Xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol holistic but good comment regardless

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pixar edited that scene for gaining profit for big hero 6

  • @espix3767
    @espix3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I made a presentation for my college class based exactly on Milfs and my professor game me an A- I could have gotten an A+ but I didn't include his favorite milf, Cass from Big Hero 6.

    • @kingklipo
      @kingklipo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      True story?

    • @espix3767
      @espix3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@kingklipo yup community college with a total of 7 people in my class for my English comp

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You didn't add Aunt Cass?
      -39,000,000,000 social credit points.
      Your execution date is tomorrow at Tiananmen Square where nothing eventful happened.

    • @BLOrtega
      @BLOrtega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@opinionatortv6457 What do you mean nothing happened there, NOTHING EVER happens there to begin with...

    • @skirk248
      @skirk248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that's how you rage the waifu war

  • @gath920
    @gath920 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Came for a laugh, stayed for wisdom.

  • @ItsMeKiriko
    @ItsMeKiriko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    im definitely a pawgology major

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      One of the most popular majors here at LIGMA University next to Fembology.

    • @yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945
      @yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Profussy HOW DO I SIGN UP???

    • @weissendrachen
      @weissendrachen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oh man I've been independently studying the subject for years

    • @Lucky-lt7lz
      @Lucky-lt7lz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945 don't reccomend, classes are always full so its hard to graduate

    • @forbbiddenn
      @forbbiddenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gold comment

  • @monster_mog9328
    @monster_mog9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I have been struggling in my MILFS 101 class. I am thankful I found a professor like you who can explain the concepts so eloquently and cites relevant historic media. Thank you!

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, in my MILF class they didn't explain that it wasn't about the Islamic liberation front
      Very eye opening
      lol

  • @josephflower4209
    @josephflower4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    10/10 on rate my professor

    • @Profussy
      @Profussy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Glad my students have enjoyed my lectures :)

  • @exogaming9317
    @exogaming9317 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the most attentive and serious i have ever been

  • @Void_Kone
    @Void_Kone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I blame kids movies 100% for having those DUMP TRUCKS attached to literally any female character with offspring.

    • @whenthepainends
      @whenthepainends 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I blame Dexter's Laboratory. Got the OG Milf with the ABSOLUTE WAGON

    • @Gillian_FFXIV
      @Gillian_FFXIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@whenthepainends Absolute wagon LMAOOOOO

    • @olaf_sonofrasmus7673
      @olaf_sonofrasmus7673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dekus mom is a milf too in the flashbacks at least

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@olaf_sonofrasmus7673 Bakugou's mom is a milf in the present

  • @earlsavvy9766
    @earlsavvy9766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Why isn't this tagged as Educational? I've learned more from one of Prof Lando's lectures than from my entire time in university.
    Thank you Prof Lando!

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    The plural of milf is milfs, because unlike elves or wolves, milf is an acronym.

    • @jasonlobo2350
      @jasonlobo2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Really? What the acronym means?

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@jasonlobo2350 Professor explained it in the first minutes of the lecture

    • @pluigipng9061
      @pluigipng9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@jasonlobo2350 gotta pay attention in class smh

    • @IcantAIM-wiz
      @IcantAIM-wiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@jasonlobo2350 fam, you didn't even pay attention to the lecture? Smh

    • @jasonlobo2350
      @jasonlobo2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sorry, im not an original english speaker so catching everything its a little bit hard

  • @kartiktyagi5971
    @kartiktyagi5971 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    now this is what represent a epitome of discussion , respectful , to the point and accepted by mass . Thank you professor.

  • @phantomghostthedripgod9474
    @phantomghostthedripgod9474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    It cracks me up on how serious this man is when he talks about Milves. He sounds like a legitimate teacher that knows what he’s talking about and I know I’m learning something. 😂😂😂

    • @СимеонСемёнов
      @СимеонСемёнов 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This man is a fraud. He didn't mention Stifler's mom as the origin of the term despite it being basic stuff. He also unironically chose Pixar characters over Ash's mom or Iori Rinko. Any self-respecting institution would fire this incompetent hack without a second thought.

    • @kiddomino4008
      @kiddomino4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you made that typo on purpose didn't you "Milves"

    • @TheWeekndGaming
      @TheWeekndGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kiddomino4008 did you watch the video?

    • @kiddomino4008
      @kiddomino4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheWeekndGaming This was a test and you passed

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Teachers that can give lectures with the same amount of passion and interest as this man are the best!

    • @N13J
      @N13J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Passion is defined by the topic you have deep connection with or truly love, which isn’t so hard in this case.
      T H I C C M I L F is a blessing.

  • @ericcaissie9137
    @ericcaissie9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Imagine being his next door neighbor seeing him make all these diagrams through the window and seemingly talking to no one

    • @dano.870
      @dano.870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Considering tiktok exist, well I don't think it's that strange

    • @gusfring8405
      @gusfring8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well online classes are normal now so i would think he is doing an online seminar lecture for cultured people ;)

  • @mosessupposes6459
    @mosessupposes6459 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:48 I spit out my coffee during class at this moment 😂
    Thank you for educating us yet again

  • @ecliptin5395
    @ecliptin5395 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    imagine dating a girl and you find out her mom is hotter

    • @markndirangu254
      @markndirangu254 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      happened to me bro

    • @PlayersOnon
      @PlayersOnon ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@@markndirangu254oh can you rate how much hotter

    • @YusofPillay-qt7xd
      @YusofPillay-qt7xd ปีที่แล้ว

      Damned well as hot as she's ever been

    • @YusofPillay-qt7xd
      @YusofPillay-qt7xd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For it would be going 4 the hottest milf around the mom of cause

    • @brolydz5400
      @brolydz5400 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@PlayersOnon?

  • @Polluted_Bat
    @Polluted_Bat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    the thing is, there must be a wholesome and warm feeling surrounding a milf. thats what makes it a milf, not INTENTIONALLY being hot, intentionally being hot = not a milf, a wholesome and warm feeling needs to surround the character to make it a milf. anyone else agree?

    • @theflashfan3234
      @theflashfan3234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1000% my dear friend

    • @thenullvoidabyss
      @thenullvoidabyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its the feeling of unconditional love like a actual mother but also Understanding u on a romantic level plus the Joy of being pampered yet also Being taught gently.
      Idk for me that is why I love milf, Just like i love gentle onee-san next door

    • @SlimSamari
      @SlimSamari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thenullvoidabyss There's always that one part of the brain that sparks to life when we see certain things. I think subconsciously we like these things which creates fetishes and preferences. Like with Misses Incredible something sparked with a couple of people in that theater.

    • @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149
      @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You sir are truly culutured.

    • @nuclearbirds
      @nuclearbirds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true. Case in point: Lusamine

  • @iamsuckatgame2642
    @iamsuckatgame2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    joke aside, can take a moment to apreciated how good his drawing

    • @oss-x3w
      @oss-x3w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEAH EXACTLY

  • @neongenesisevangelion587
    @neongenesisevangelion587 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This video kinda speaks to things that my own friends have been pointing out to me for years in terms of my taste in women. I use to always dismiss them because I didn’t want to think about the implications.
    I am in my 20s and have always been kinda known by people around as the guy who has consistently gone after women much older than him in their 30s and 40s since I was in high school. Had admittedly alot of success provided (for clarification the legal age of contest where I’m from is 16) so I usually would rationalize it to people that it was because older women tended to think I was adorable and actually give me the time of day compared to our supposedly more “age appropriate” female peers who seem to universally ignore me.
    But many who knew my personal life well enough knew that I suffered from “mommy issues” given my own mother (basically imagine a female Frank Gallagher) abandoned me and my siblings. She had been a toxic influence upon my early childhood and is kinda the reason I guess Ive always looked for substitute motherly figures in my life.

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    4 minutes into the video and I’m uncomfortable, but also very intrigued

    • @lokesk9938
      @lokesk9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We are attending same class

    • @arjunverma8172
      @arjunverma8172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What da fok u doin here😂

    • @rylv02
      @rylv02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HawksNest why are you here

    • @keenanhenry95
      @keenanhenry95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reekoil

    • @ChevyRedneckGFX
      @ChevyRedneckGFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keenanhenry95 was waiting for this sub comment

  • @Jdawg1798
    @Jdawg1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I am currently a sophomore capology major (the study of those who cap in modern society) at ligma university and i just wanted to say that prof. Lando has taught me so much about myself and the society we live in. His lectures are truly invaluable to me and every student that he teaches.

  • @MrDylanm842
    @MrDylanm842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I fucking buckled when he said "moro Islamic liberation front" holy shit I didn't expect it

    • @reheatedpizza7292
      @reheatedpizza7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cried laughing

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao same

    • @naturesgrace206
      @naturesgrace206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that mean?

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@naturesgrace206 buckled? Doubled over laughing. Moro Islamic liberation front? a group based in Mindanao, Philippines seeking an autonomous region of the Moro people from the central government.

    • @riddis8785
      @riddis8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep hilarious

  • @xXUnKowNDeiTyXx
    @xXUnKowNDeiTyXx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely lost it when Gardevoir was brought up 😂

  • @lordmorokeiphill8870
    @lordmorokeiphill8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Sigmund Freud is looking up from Hell after blowing a line and just laughing his ass off.

  • @Khadharphak
    @Khadharphak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    Milf is an acronym, you don't call multiple of a gif "gives". In calling it "Milves" you are changing the acronym itself, what would the V and E stand for that would differentiate itself from the singular to make that addition worthwhile when referring to the plural? That just doesn't fly with a man of science. Come on now, let's not lose ourselves to chaos.

    • @Thesupremeone34
      @Thesupremeone34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yes this is correct

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I didn't learn this from Grabboph Community College!

    • @NobleKos
      @NobleKos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      the original plural of Dwarf is Dwarfs, not Dwarves. Tolkien never likes the way it looked and to make it look like the plural of elf (elves) he made the change in his books and it has kind of stuck ever since.

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Although by rules as written, you would be accurate. The challenge of written and spoken, and really language in general, is that it it moldable and ever evolving.
      Take the term "laser": See how it is written in lowercase without full stops and yet technically the proper written form is _supposed_ to be L.A.S.E.R. and thus the plural would be L.A.S.E.R.'s.
      But "laser" has become its own entity that people comprehend the concept without knowing the initialization. Therefore, imo, like lasers and lols, "milf" has become a word; self standing, w/o the need for its original initialization. Along with this consideration, simply pluralizing "milf" as its stand alone self would be proper as well.
      Now, however, we need to consider what would be the proper pluralism of "milf". And to this I would subject you to the subject of Tolkein being a stubborn dickweed and pompous tool. When writing his famous novels, the former editor of the Oxford-Webster dictionary, Tolkein, used the pluralistic "dwarves" for the plural of "dwarf". However, many years later, Tolkein themselves admitted that they were incorrect due to the origination of the words themselves. So as "dwarves" is _actually_ incorrect and the proper pluralism would be "dwarfs", I agree with your conclusion that it should be "milfs".
      TLDR: Tolkein was a pompous dillweed, it should be "milfs" or using OP's logic M.I.L.F.'s.

    • @lacane5722
      @lacane5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      When the definition of a MILF becomes more specific, especially at high levels of theoretical Milfology, MILF becomes more of a word rather than an acronym, thus Professor Lando uses Milves rather than Milfs

  • @Shadowdaddy87
    @Shadowdaddy87 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I bet his Asian parents are so so proud of his educational career achievements

  • @thetaytheist
    @thetaytheist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    This was answered once in 2009 on a yt vid. It explained that men are interested in a woman who survived childbirth. And the post effects of the body that alter her garner an attraction on par with looking at large hips or breasts,that they don't know. It's not the age, as is the post birth body. There was some study of men who examined women all in the age range of 40s (the men didn't know who was a mother and who wasn't) and the attractive ones were often women who were mothers at some point. And kept in relatively good shape.

    • @michaelzero5278
      @michaelzero5278 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did not know this, is the video still up?

    • @thetaytheist
      @thetaytheist ปีที่แล้ว

      @Blackpill PB too bad you didn't know till now

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That wouldn't surprise me.

    • @otakuhunter4817
      @otakuhunter4817 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would say it is less about physical shape which we usually hyperbole to make a mockery out of it and moreso about the hormonal changes which alters the demeanour of a woman who has given birth and brings the end of girlhood.

    • @1977TA
      @1977TA ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the process of natural selection at work. Men are wired to seek out women who can provide the best chance for a successful pregnancy. Women who have been pregnant are recognized as being the perfect host for our seed. I believe this is one of the reasons pregnant women develop what we call 'mom body'. It makes it easier for us to spot them as being perfect breeding stock.

  • @playertoe206
    @playertoe206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    *"why are they so thicc?"*
    straight to the point huh

    • @tevinmkj
      @tevinmkj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lord Balthos Ad Inferni then around it

  • @dr.strangelove6118
    @dr.strangelove6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It’s nice to see educational institutions still teaching vital world knowledge that matches real world life experiences. A treasured honor to sit in class sir.

  • @RoseNZieg
    @RoseNZieg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the -f to a -v and add -es part was hilarious. you really dive into the semantics.

  • @CR-KAJ8
    @CR-KAJ8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I think it would be hilarious to visit an island where the local population has been isolated from the rest of the world their entire existence, but yet are all singing stacy's mom by fountain of wayne.

  • @dcrenshaw42
    @dcrenshaw42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Fun fact, J.R.R. Tolkien coined the term "dwarves" so it fit with "elves". Prior to that they were referred to as "dwarfs". When his editor corrected him by citing the oxford English dictionary he replied "i wrote the oxford English dictionary." Ha haaaa... good times. Wait... what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah. Milfs. Carry on.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait... did he write it? 🤯

    • @dcrenshaw42
      @dcrenshaw42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@sebastianb.3978 he did help. He was an English professor at oxford university, it was part of his job.

    • @DarrylCross
      @DarrylCross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Just like his good friend C.S. Lewis would write - "Don't cite the deep magic to me, witch! I was there when it was written!"

    • @DecemberDaydreams
      @DecemberDaydreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dcrenshaw42 damn

    • @luckytheunlucky1157
      @luckytheunlucky1157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      300th like

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    What is something that will love you unconditionally, no matter how dumb or annoying or ugly you unfortunately are? Pets and Moms.
    What do people fetishize? Catgirls, Foxgirls, Wolfgirls. Also, Mothers.
    In short, my theory is that, lurking below the kink, there is a desire to just be loved by something despite your flaws. It's a different kind of lonely bleeding into another.

    • @sherif956
      @sherif956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oooof damn man.. thts...thts deep,like damn I never thought about it like tht,whoa so tht wt it feels like to have my mind blown

    • @SRR-5657
      @SRR-5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      People fetishize literally everything that exists man, rule 34 guys.

    • @eternaltwilight7430
      @eternaltwilight7430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why you gotta unsexify my fetishes? Imma be thinking about this shit later and get a sad ending instead of a happy one.

    • @SRR-5657
      @SRR-5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@eternaltwilight7430 stop it completely, let your dopamine levels return to normal, kick the addiction and get the degeneracy out of your life and become who you are meant to be. Embrace hard work and responsibility.

    • @E.h.a.n
      @E.h.a.n 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SRR-5657 thanks man

  • @skuder0084
    @skuder0084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr. Schingole aus unserer Schule,
    ich mag dich eigentlich nicht wirklich, weil du Depparter jede Pause zu uns in die Klasse kommst und zu unseren Weibern simpst, obwohl du sicher 2 Jahre älter bist. Aber dieser Beitrag ist objektiv betrachtet relativ gut und sachlich recherschiert. Toll dass du nicht überall so deppart bist sondern auch mal was gscheits machst. Props geht raus an dich dafür!
    Oepidus Rex, Roger and Out

  • @ieatsandwiches1841
    @ieatsandwiches1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    the plural form of milf is in fact milfs. The word “milf” is actually an acronym; therefore, changing the basic structure of the word would, in turn, change the whole meaning of the acronym. Consequently, the plural form of milf is milfs. thank you

    • @ObsidianContraption
      @ObsidianContraption 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah i think he was making a joke there Mr sandwiches

    • @jamrhein2
      @jamrhein2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      No way. It would then be "Mother I Like to Fuck"s. That makes no sense. They're both wrong. Clearly the plural is MsILF.

    • @RamiroEloy1997
      @RamiroEloy1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah it’d be ‘Msilf’

    • @Mosh0722
      @Mosh0722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes

    • @dellemalephine4196
      @dellemalephine4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Under those circumstances theoretisch should be no plural

  • @jadennelson7808
    @jadennelson7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    As an asstrologist and asstronaut, I can say that these are extremely important subjects that need to be brought to light in my field and others alike. What makes a MILF? Where is the line between MILF and Cougar drawn? Is Pixar indoctrinating young boys into liking Milves and if so... why? I’m looking forward to your future lectures professor. Perhaps soon we can do some field research to answer some of the questions we will be addressing in this class. It would be wise if we could interview some well known Milves and Cougars to hear their thoughts on this subject and have them explain their views on the young MILF loving man. Till next time.

    • @justinecooper9575
      @justinecooper9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Where is the line between MILF an Cougar drawn?" That is, without a doubt, the next frontier in philosophical discourse.

    • @phantomcosmonaut9127
      @phantomcosmonaut9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A cougar is an older woman who goes after younger men. A MILF is just a hot mom you want to bang. MILF's are not always cougar,, if they're not into men younger than themselves

    • @justinecooper9575
      @justinecooper9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phantomcosmonaut9127 Well put.

    • @fork-man
      @fork-man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phantomcosmonaut9127 such wise God damn words indeed

    • @travis7patriot653
      @travis7patriot653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justinecooper9575 I honestly feel like I can describe this fairly well. As an expert in Milfology and Cougarology, I’d say the line is simply drawn at the intention behind this woman. As mentioned by the professor in this video, a milf has a nurturing motherly vibe to her, and that doesn’t come with age so much as it does with plain out attitude and experience as a mother, meaning as early as I’d say 19 a woman could be a MILF if they have experience taking care of children. A cougar, is by definition an older woman (Usually 40s-50s) who seeks sexual relations (most commonly) with a younger man (18-20s). The line is that a milf doesn’t have a specified age and has a motherly nurturing vibe, and a cougar is an purely an older woman looking for younger men.

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "You find yourself on some kind of watchlist."
    Pretty sure all of us are on the watchlist for being cultured, Professor.

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was sheltered in suburbia as a kid. That often meant I couldn't just easily hang out with kids my age. I grew up in the 1990's, so obviously it was a Gen X world. That practically meant EVERY girl you see on TV or film is going to be older than me. And I think that's what influenced me. I have a "mother/older sister" sort of complex that doesn't give stronger preference to my age or younger. I can't really be ashamed to say it. So obviously that's women born in the 1960's and 1970's over those born after 1980.
    But at the same time, there's girls out there that like an older man and I'm sensitive to that. That's where it becomes a win/win situation because young girls are going to get older in the future...waa waa wee wah.

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That Melissa Hartmann nomsayin.
      Her aunt's too.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moonshinershonor202 And Stacy's mom, which is wrong to do but I can't deny that inconvenient truth about me.

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Agent1W They don't make em like they used to 😁

  • @chrismarcyy
    @chrismarcyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When you said milves, i imagined milfs with pointy ears and witchy aestethics, and i'm 100% okay with that idea.

  • @ianmorin8017
    @ianmorin8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Me the whole time:
    “Facts facts fact, my guy spitting facts.”

  • @maximusfz8594
    @maximusfz8594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I have a theory that I've been thinking for some time:
    -MILFS are attractive to some people because the media which we are raised, but also because of the actions that they realize, this is demonstrated by Miss Bellum, she's sexy, but she do not act as a mother or gives that love and caring to a child.
    However there's a problem with this theory, because if you have ever watched Neon Genesis Evangelion, Misato Katsuragi is a 29 year old woman, very young compared to what would be considered a MILF, however she takes care of the series protagonist Shinji, not so well but she gives that mom vibe, even she states that consider herself as the responsible for Shinji and Asuka at the movie "The End Of Evangelion".
    So where do we draw this line? I hope we can discuss together next class. Thank you professor Lando.

    • @wherethetatosat
      @wherethetatosat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give that someone can technically be a MILF in their late teens and in Japanese culture one is considered past the age of being at least married by 25, I would argue Misato could still be a MILF.

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wherethetatosat I agree with you on that... Tags on a certain cultured website categorised her under the milf tag...
      But i think she could also fall under the cougar category...

    • @putman815
      @putman815 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Excellent theory. Can't wait for you to bring this discussion to the table

    • @ignaciounzaga6733
      @ignaciounzaga6733 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Even if the accepted role for Misato is "Shinji's surrogate mother", I think it falls better inside the "big sister category", although she acts like a mother to him, so it's a little blurry in my opinion.

    • @chajster
      @chajster ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if you considered the demographic of when the characters are made, 29 years old is a perfect age for a MILF for a child around Shinji's age because it was normal for people to have a child in their 16-18 years of age. Shinji is 14, so Misato is more like an aunt to him, therefore a MILF indeed.

  • @Mr.Incognito11
    @Mr.Incognito11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's even funnier knowing he literally did this in an empty room

  • @isaacevanoff1121
    @isaacevanoff1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    “Carl Wheezer, our king”
    The absolute Truth.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    The fibbonacci secquence is indeed everywhere, even in good booba, no matter the thiccitude.

    • @95kingslayer
      @95kingslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its also in an awsome TOOL song.

    • @thechairman1306
      @thechairman1306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@95kingslayer Those riffs are THICC

    • @silverchariot1579
      @silverchariot1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna add this to the Golden Spin manual. Jojo Steel Ball Run

  • @m3talkat
    @m3talkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    as someone who has been taking femboyoligy for the past 10 years I am just BLOWN AWAY that's crazy about how you linked the golden ration to milfcuts and im really thinking of switching my major.

  • @san-joshuabarrett
    @san-joshuabarrett ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the only class i've not failed all semester out of 8 lol. Thanks for sharing your wisdom Professor

  • @SweepTotato
    @SweepTotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Discussing "The Holy Thighble" is now inevitable.

  • @Waldemarvonanhalt
    @Waldemarvonanhalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    This guy's just keeping a straight face.

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1234th take and it still required editing... lol!

    • @stam1ska
      @stam1ska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why should he make a gay face if he's not

  • @twicecups
    @twicecups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I would like to propose one more point regarding the very wanted nurturing aspect of milf admiration or otherwise called the "milf vibe". The milf vibe automatically attracts you to the matured woman(which I believe is the crucial part in that attraction. The milf doesn't even have to be super hot she just needs that vibe) and I believe the reason this attraction happens automatically is because...
    your desire towards the mature ladies love, care and warmth is actually analogues to your heavy craving for the unfulfilled mature or *"motherly" affection cause you either stopped recieving it ever since you grew into a teenager/adult or maybe cause you never received it at all since birth due to cruel or no parentage. I think this is why the milf vibe occurs and works as it does. Thats why people who weren't able to process the adolescent shift from childhood to adulthood or had ignorant irresponsible parents are more likely to fall for this method of sexual/arousal desire than others as they seek that affection within this fantasy. And no this is not entirely mommy issues. In some cases when the child grows up and he is not able to adapt to the real face of this unstable world, this method of fantasy reminds him of the warmth and innocence which once was and now faded. It's depressing if you think. Thank you for reading this and I hope life gives you good.

    • @theredsir869
      @theredsir869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Whoa, that was intense. Would you say it’s the same for girls and dilfs? Or does that cross over too much with the sugar daddy?

    • @twicecups
      @twicecups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@theredsir869 I was able to excavate so much into this subject matter of mens obsession towards milfs as I can emphatise well enough being a guy myself. So from my perspective I'd like to answer your former question with a Yes. Though, remember as I mentioned previously, I connected myself with that(previous) topic well enough to decipher it. And as I can't COMPLETELY empathise, look and think through the consciousness of a woman, there come higher chances of my thesis being inaccurate. It'd be more convenient if a fellow researcher from the other gender can answer our conundrums. On other hand, I'd like to resolve that the concept of sugar daddy feed off from a completely different need. While it's something which is chosen by women(and I respect their choice) to quench materialistic needs, the concept of dilfs or having care and affection of mature arms is more of an abstract, emotion-dervied and "compulsively fulfilling the need for good parenting" kinda concept. It's so abstract and incomprehensible for my gender to comprehend that my vocabulary doesn't even consist enough words to define it.
      Also, Kudos! Your question is discussion & meta study worthy, it will surely bring humanity close to achieving greatness.

    • @ddwwcruz
      @ddwwcruz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@twicecups you need to make a dissertation about this

    • @xxxxneoxxxx
      @xxxxneoxxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think this makes a lot of sense. it explains perfectly how when in my late twenties, my relationship with my mother wasn't that great, and then I met this lady in her early forties who had this vibe. The way we communicated and then how we started to get closer physically... It was one of the hottest romances I have ever experienced.

    • @pyagtargo1260
      @pyagtargo1260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I proposed this exact thing in a casual conversation once

  • @noel3198
    @noel3198 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funniest thing of all, is that we all agree that For a woman to be visually appealing to the male eye, requires her to be thicc. Infact its scientifically prooven by no other than Isaac Newton himself where he found out and quoted in his legendary statement that "the bigger the mass, the greater to force of attraction"