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Three rules: 1- No wishing for more wishes 2- No wishing for superpowers 3- No wishing over life and death Be like Timmy he wished for fairy god parents. Fairy god parents = Infinite wishes and having fairy god parents is not against the rules
*P o t a s s i u m* Edit: 5:01 I actually watched that stream while it was still live. There were lots of times where this person tried to steal the milk.
3:22 all I can think is being in the class below them hearing someone yell "I got it" then hearing glass break and seeing a text book fall by the window
Now we all know it’s free real estate Now does that mean There’s free fake estate Or even Estate that is real but costs money Edit:I forgot the word expensive
Damien, my dog is the real madlad. He jumped off a seven foot wall yesterday and lived to tell the tail, no injuries or anything. Then when I couldn't get him back up and I went to go call for help, he appeared behind me horror movie style. He's here and not injured in any way, absolute madlad.
4:59 I actually got this in my recommendation and started watching it when the stream was going. At the end the guy comes back and grabs his milk using his legs. Then he just turns off the stream.
imagine the wasp killer kid being like "I GOT HIM" and the next thing you hear is the hardest yeet in history followed by the shattering of the window's fragile body
3:14 same thing happened at my school but I just took off my shoe and yeeted it at the wasp and the wasp was no more. No windows were harmed in the killing of the wasp.
The dog walking to McDonald's reminds me of Gunner the black lab I had as a kid. He always ran away to Perkins because they fed him...it's surprising he never got hit by a car because he crossed 2 heavily traveled roads. One time a guy picked him and took him to work in Philadelphia...he was a caterer and Gunner ate all kinds of fancy foods that day. Miss and love you Gunner RIP
@@EmKay alright now it's time for my favorite part of this conversation the part where I go "SENPAI NOTICED ME," but I actually don't, and I go join that sub reddit
When someone does something and succeeds, they're a mad lad. When someone does something crazy and fails, they're Florida man. Damian just happens to be the man who can do you both.
7:58 I would tell bad skeleton puns constantly. I know, it's bad to the bone, but I think we would all have a sansational time. Plus, it would just be really humerus. I honestly don't think any of your responses could ketchup to mine. All hail the king
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12 hours????!??!
12 hours
You should see r / hazbin Hotel
Yes
12 hours?!?!
The baby really woke up from a coma being a madlad, that really says a lot about babies
Love you chiaki
Chiaki I love you!!!♡
Who the fuck is this person and why does everyone obsess over her like a wild pack of dogs?
@@ReverbReverbMusic because chiaki
Chiaki gay and a japanese imperialist far right
Florida man: *steps foot in river*
Crocodile: "Why do i hear boss music?"
God bless you
You made my day 😂 😂
Alternative version
Florida man: *steps foot in river*
Crocodile:Hehe I'm in danger
“Florida man: takes pants off
Crocodile: *anime moan* “
[megalovania intesefies]
Sorry for bad spelling
Teen*
“The grandpa gang” otherwise known as “boomers in balaclavas”
Cheese uhhh funny?
I read that as "baclavas" and I was like "uh... what?"
Silver Snipers?
Oh yeah, yeah
Lol
The “cold hard cash” one is
r/technicallythetruth
He is piffed because he wanted frozen coins. Bills are soft cash
No its r/maliciouscompliance
Paul-Georg Jordan piffed
Piffed
_PIFFED_
*_P I F F E D_*
It’s both
CJ The Reactor Yeah
Me: *sees Emkay guessing it's Damien*
Me: hears Damien
Also me: *happy Wheezing noise*
Correction: Happy *Wheezing Noise*
You mean us
@@zareffarhaan6106 I will edit it. But this reply will make no sense 😂😂
Zack:
*Am I a joke to you?*
AmazingGamer9842 Zach: am i a joke to you?
Imagine getting jumped by the one and only “The grandpa gang”
emkay hand would hug them because emkay hand doesn't have a grandpa
EmKay lol was my dream to get hearted by you
EmKay and ya I would hug them with emkay hand
@@EmKay is this too emotional like what happened my man
UGH MY HINEE
Damian: *goes to unlock phone*
Siri: "Sack scan initializing"
Phone: *unlocks*
Three rules:
1- No wishing for more wishes
2- No wishing for superpowers
3- No wishing over life and death
Be like Timmy he wished for fairy god parents. Fairy god parents = Infinite wishes and having fairy god parents is not against the rules
Thats wishing for life
i wish for a Roxanne wolf anomatrnic 2 be come a true trans 3 evry ppl who are eating ass rn get huge wet fart on there face
1:17
Literally so many kids from a ton of school districts in the U.S. did this...
i sighed i bunch of them that was not my school
Emery Thornes mad lad
@@emstert8665 Madlad
Emery Thornes
U r a angel in disguise
Yeah it happened to our district did too
Holy crap 1:16 is our school. They never canceled even though teachers signed as well
Poopoo scool
*holy music stops*
@Bakugo shrimp r/nothingeverhappens
bakugou shrimp except i go there too and they actually did that
Happened here too, same thing
0:00 The baby just jumped the gun and played peekaboo on the dad.
*P o t a s s i u m*
Edit: 5:01 I actually watched that stream while it was still live. There were lots of times where this person tried to steal the milk.
what kind of monster steals milk
@@EmKay not me im lactose intolerant uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh see you on stream!
Yes i was there too omg
@@viridanpyxles3089 what do you mean your lactose intolerant,
That means you can't do something!
@@citadel8373 r/engrish or r/ihadastroke ?
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millennial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor: 6:56
Yes
Do you ever see a corner and just
ŃUUUHHHHH
@@thecommentato4 ŃUUUHHHHH I don't
@@EmKay ok
Boomer
no u
1:32 he looks like the 'WheN WIll yOU lEArN ThAT YouR aCtIOnS hAVE cONsiqUenCEs' dude
No one:
The Pope: **cosplays as a Japanese school girl when greeting the Japanese**
I am the Pope
@EmKay I hope so
@@EmKay no
@@bin1251 You better believe it, dog
"@StarbucksUK"
Damien: **does Australian accent**
3:54 congratulations, you can commit a war crime without getting arrested
The Baby That woke up after a Coma is only a Madlad Moment because he made his dad believe he wasn't gonna Pay that Child support.
oof...
3:22 all I can think is being in the class below them hearing someone yell "I got it" then hearing glass break and seeing a text book fall by the window
4:07 I actually saw that, it happened in my home town on the freeway!
True madlads tell their barbers that they don’t like their haircut
True madlads cut their own hair
EmKay
AND TELL THEMSELVES THAT THEY HATE IT
Funny how the thumbnail is birthday related, seeing as today is mine. That's a true madlad thumbnail
Happy birthday! :D
Happy birthday
@@spacekid9680 thanks
@@tishaprnucedteasha Thank you
happy birthday 9
Emkay: *tries British accent*
*Crocodile Dundee wishes to know ur location*
"baby defies doctors by waking up after 5-day coma, smiles at daddy"
dad: *takes pillow* AND STAY DOWN!
" 'Florida man' of course..."
That "of course" freaking broke me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now we all know it’s
free real estate
Now does that mean
There’s free fake estate
Or even
Estate that is real but costs money
Edit:I forgot the word expensive
estate that is fake but costs money
@@P0tato6132 the american estate industry
Fake costly estate
*the confused confusion is confused*
Expensive fake estate ??
This one time, I threw a 2x4 at another kid while at school because he wouldn’t stop tapping his pencil.
"Continent of Italy"
@@DanIsDistant *ya like ketchup on pizza*
@@TheGuyThatsNotFunny *no sir I hate ketchup.*
*_I prefer mayo on my pizza._*
@@DanIsDistant *_Want it on the side?_*
@@aceofdiamonds2218 _no, I want it greased all over my pizza_
-and my body-
Im just trying to do something stupid and you guys have to make it weird
7:18 this just reminds me of the whole OfflineTV drama that happened back in Nov
Hey, I just want to thank the emkay team for always bringing a smile to my face! You make so many happy and I’m so thankful for that.
Leg.
0:19 this guy better WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT next time
The true madlad is my phone who recommended me this video after a minute of its release
Absolute Smartphone :)
😊
/🙂
😐
😶
6:13 jokes on you I’ve already seen this on Daily Dose Of Internet
WTF.............
Doctors: He’s dead
Da baby: I WANNA SEE MY DAADY PWEASE
7:21 why don’t they just use google hangouts?
not as inconspicuous
Post no bills
“We’ve got Shakespeare”
Tf is his name, Billiam Shakespeare?”
bill is short for william dumbass
*-comment removed-*
@@tatethecowman3966 leave Reddit shit on reddit
@@SaulGoodman926 i really want to know how in the world did you not get the joke!?!
Connie Rienbolt what
2:44 insert Attack of the Killer Queen here
6:43
Anyone else find it funny how Damien did a butch sounding Australian accent for a Joe Lycett tweet?
Getting the day after Halloween off us way more important than the day itself.
4:55 i actually saw that livestream
How was it?
Same
@@cherrydonut4219 cool and good
The baby is a True unstoppable Madlad
Phone: *sends one vid notification*
Me: *goes to home on phone*
Phone: *has more than 999 video notifications*
Me: wut.........
Damien, my dog is the real madlad. He jumped off a seven foot wall yesterday and lived to tell the tail, no injuries or anything. Then when I couldn't get him back up and I went to go call for help, he appeared behind me horror movie style. He's here and not injured in any way, absolute madlad.
Top 10 anime boys with cute laughs
number 1:
4:59 I actually got this in my recommendation and started watching it when the stream was going. At the end the guy comes back and grabs his milk using his legs. Then he just turns off the stream.
7:00 I'm surprised the time I set the bathroom on fire when I was like 4 doesn't get brought up more often
I can’t stop laughing at that post at 0:32 - 0:39, my cheeks hurt for laughing too much 😂😂
That kid just wanted to do that “money phone” thing like the rappers do.
5:46 That boy is now my best friend
Respects for that soldier
Memes Before: Me when I get to starbucks
Memes Now:
Me: **Does Something**
Person: :||||
2:28
If I saw a bunch of people dressed as bananas chanting 'potassium, potassium', I would have said to them 'then go eat yourselves' just for fun. 😜
this channel could be r/Madlads only and it would be like daily Christmas for me
That teenager was arrested before for trying to RKO on his principal, he is an an even madder lad
6:44 *starbuck UK*
Damien: *proceeds to speak in an Australian accent*
imagine the wasp killer kid being like "I GOT HIM" and the next thing you hear is the hardest yeet in history followed by the shattering of the window's fragile body
😂 That pretty much sums it up
Me, celebrating my birthday:
EmKay: **uploads video with birthday in the title**
Me: :D
Damiens laugh just make me so fucking happy-
Another day in Florida “Florida teenager arrested again for hitting an RKO on an alligator”
The kid at 1:32 looks like the kid who talks so much crap but as soon as you want to throw hands he’s like “bro I’m just kidding bro”
3:14 same thing happened at my school but I just took off my shoe and yeeted it at the wasp and the wasp was no more.
No windows were harmed in the killing of the wasp.
The dog walking to McDonald's reminds me of Gunner the black lab I had as a kid. He always ran away to Perkins because they fed him...it's surprising he never got hit by a car because he crossed 2 heavily traveled roads. One time a guy picked him and took him to work in Philadelphia...he was a caterer and Gunner ate all kinds of fancy foods that day.
Miss and love you Gunner RIP
3:33 that sounds like me except I knew ALL the dinosaurs by the time I was in pre-k and can confidently say my favorite dinosaur is a guan long
6:03 *Shh* Nobody tell anyone that Shakespeare's first name is William.
1:31 I'd be happy with it, it's still money
Except if it's real cake xD
That poor baby...
Accidentally thought his dad was satan
"He's got the power of God and Anime on his side"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The kid who threw the textbook to kill the wasp is the definition of chaotic good fight me
"Grandpa gang"
Me: ah yes the return of the mafia
that really do be how mafia works 😔
Giorno wishes to know your location.
That baby defied death, and then the first thing he did was serve up a smile for his pops. I aspire to be like that baby
We need a sub called r/maddads
www.reddit.com/r/Maddads/
@@EmKay alright now it's time for my favorite part of this conversation the part where I go "SENPAI NOTICED ME," but I actually don't, and I go join that sub reddit
The coma baby looked at the dad and was like, "HAH, Gatcha BrUh
Madlad: these people
Madsad: me when someone eats before we all get to the table as a complete fam
6:45 The fact that he printed it makes him the bigger madlad
The Chat Room:
Le Florida Man has arrived.
The McDonald's dog had me dead. What a legend!
This just made my day😂😂
1:09 Fun fact
George Miller is Pink guy
ummm my friend has that shirt but without the “i hit you child with a car” and the circle is frowning
hi dog
@@lionturtleruler8415 omg!! here 🦴🦴
*I was the car that hit the child*
Old McDonald had a farm, EIEIO
And on his farm he had some chickens, EIEIO
New McDonald’s sells chicken nuggets, EIEI-
*wait*
BOB ROSS IS 78 THIS YEAR???!?!!!!!??!??!?
I THOUGHT HE WAS IN HIS 50'S MAYBE.
HIS BIRTHDAY IS ALSO 3 DAYS AFTER MINE SO THAT'S COOL, TOO
He would've been
@@LPSWeirdCow13 F
He ded
1:34
Son: now I have to eat this mom
Mom:*didn’t think about this* huh
Son: slurps up every piece of dollar in there
mmm like an popsicle
There’s so many gators in Florida people probably eat them
Pat W As a Floridian I can confirm this is actually true.
@@snowcapmt What do they taste like? Asking for a friend
Dang man. That last one hits hard.
6:17 and inside its literally a bunch of trash.
The kid's look of "bruh" is amazing lmao
0:26 that alligator had balls of steel to go up to a florida man
Hold up this was twelve ours ago
Wow im late
0:00 starting young. A mad lad in the making
The one where he said i wish i could crap myself right now was hilarious
When someone does something and succeeds, they're a mad lad. When someone does something crazy and fails, they're Florida man. Damian just happens to be the man who can do you both.
7:58
I would tell bad skeleton puns constantly. I know, it's bad to the bone, but I think we would all have a sansational time. Plus, it would just be really humerus. I honestly don't think any of your responses could ketchup to mine.
All hail the king
(If you have anymore puns for me to add please tell me.)
The way the circle looks at the triangle makes it look like he did it and does not feel sorry.
0:35 I like that because it’s actually effective at breaking the fight up
The bananas chanting potassium are legends they will go down in history
6:36 I don't know if you are familiar with Arno the pizza troll, but you pretty much nailed his voice 🤣🤣🤣
Woooooww! Birthday today and emkay posts today. I subbed and love the vids! Thanks
If Emkay ever closes his hand and tilts it up he will be an Italian
Damien’s laugh makes everything so much funnier 🥺
0:00 nah he just wasn’t ready. it’s like when you put a pizza roll in the microwave and when you take it out the middle is still cold