Sorry Fino, but you need a restart. It was a headache to get through the gameplay section, and I quit the video when I realized the lore section was just as much of a mess. I like watching Fino because his videos are informative and fun, and I do see the point he was trying to make, but he carried the bit way too far, and it ruined the video for me. Sorry for venting. I needed to get that out of my system.
This video raises an interesting conundrum. If you can understand it you know the game enough to the point you didn’t need the video in the first place. If you’re confused then you are among those who would find the video useful but it is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t know what the fuck Fino is talking about.
The only reason I understood it was cause I have both Bradamante and Britomart and I understood the joke of calling Britomart Britomante, but it sure didn't prepare me for him sliding into talking about Bradamante's skills alongside Britomarts as if they all are on the same character. Though a 6 skill character would be lit.
Honestly, I was going for Britomart for the start because she’s hot, but she charmed me with her lottery quotes. Her singing about the lottery making her dizzy, her screaming “let’s go!” when you spin, and encouraging you to keep going made me like her. Also her facial expressions are great. And I’m guessing she really likes me considering I managed to get her to NP4 which is a crazy new record for me. Two even in the same 11 pull. Which is funny because I was summoning mainly for Barghest and Sith. And while I got Barg to NP5, I didn’t get a single Sith with 300+ sq. Also, I was honestly wondering what was happening when you were purposely mixing Britomart and Bradamante’s skill. The story bit this episode was peak brainrot, and it was hilarious.
I mean.... I don't think anyone would stand up and say you're wrong. It really is just isekai Bradamante. Which is honestly a shame btw, I absolutely love her armor and I would've liked if they did kind of a half/half between that and her usual outfit.
I appreciate this video because when I got Bradamante while pulling for Bao in the Tam Lin Cup Event, I was like "She... Wait, wasn't she a blonde woman with an ass-shot for her NP?" And I know because I was obsessed with Bradamante when she released lol. Since then I was wondering how many realized these two are oddly similar. That is also why I actually didn't found this video tgat confusing; I have their kits more or less memorized and going from ine to the other wasn't mind-breaking. Still, I totally expected this video to be just about how Brito is a Brada with one more Buster card rather than psychological horror.
Have you ever played SWTOR? There was a Gree side quest and you get to see the different speech patterns of the Gree, which the Britomart story time reminded me of :D Eventually, all resolves to purple parallel ^_^
Is Fino losing it now he went from talking about Brada and Brito skillset behaving sort of the same, to making a Fan Fiction Lore that makes even the Devil cry. Can we fix'em or no?
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Unhandled Exception has occurred. Would you like to restart Fino.exe? (Yes/No)
Nah, seems like its running fine to me.
Sure. Why not.
It's not fair I tell you... I rolled a 5* Lancer... and got spooked with Karna instead of Brito! Wryyyyyyy!
except FinotaisenBrainMelt as error: print("Bratomart's NP is bonkers!")
Sorry Fino, but you need a restart. It was a headache to get through the gameplay section, and I quit the video when I realized the lore section was just as much of a mess. I like watching Fino because his videos are informative and fun, and I do see the point he was trying to make, but he carried the bit way too far, and it ruined the video for me.
Sorry for venting. I needed to get that out of my system.
So.. thats what early onset dementia is like
I think grinding broke Fino
This video raises an interesting conundrum. If you can understand it you know the game enough to the point you didn’t need the video in the first place. If you’re confused then you are among those who would find the video useful but it is so incomprehensible that you wouldn’t know what the fuck Fino is talking about.
The only reason I understood it was cause I have both Bradamante and Britomart and I understood the joke of calling Britomart Britomante, but it sure didn't prepare me for him sliding into talking about Bradamante's skills alongside Britomarts as if they all are on the same character.
Though a 6 skill character would be lit.
I feel like this was a fever dream.
A midsummer night stroke
Xd
“Why does a British fairy have a French NP?” *laughs in Norman conquests*
This video makes you FEEL like you had a stroke
If the Fate lore in general doesn't give you a stroke trying to grasp at the full majesty of it, then this will. :D
Crystal clear explanation of Fate lore, thanks Finomarte!
The gotcha finally broke him. He's met the fate all fgo players are destined to reach.
Brotha, that story section nearly gave me a stroke from trying to comprehend it
i can physically feel my brain straining to cut enough blood flow to make sense of this
BB has assumed direct control.
Fino is in critical condition, BB is trying to treat him in the infirmary
This video is incomprehensible
What you talking about? I could totally understand this video. :D
What BB's stalking does to a guy
Honestly, I was going for Britomart for the start because she’s hot, but she charmed me with her lottery quotes.
Her singing about the lottery making her dizzy, her screaming “let’s go!” when you spin, and encouraging you to keep going made me like her. Also her facial expressions are great.
And I’m guessing she really likes me considering I managed to get her to NP4 which is a crazy new record for me. Two even in the same 11 pull.
Which is funny because I was summoning mainly for Barghest and Sith. And while I got Barg to NP5, I didn’t get a single Sith with 300+ sq.
Also, I was honestly wondering what was happening when you were purposely mixing Britomart and Bradamante’s skill.
The story bit this episode was peak brainrot, and it was hilarious.
The only thing missing from this video is the thumbnail being the "Spider-men pointing at each other" meme with Bradamante and Britomart.
Remember to take breaks while farming!!!
I mean.... I don't think anyone would stand up and say you're wrong. It really is just isekai Bradamante.
Which is honestly a shame btw, I absolutely love her armor and I would've liked if they did kind of a half/half between that and her usual outfit.
okay but she has a greatlance hot anime gril with huge weapon (and weapons) is peak character design
I feel like I had a stroke, even before the footage started playing in reverse
Curse you for saying "Bratamart" now it's just going to be what I read her name as from now on.
Holy shit man this might be your best video to date
I tried to get Britomart so I would have the complete set of Tamlin. No luck though. So Bradamante is my only choice.
She finally decided to show up on the last day with the Thanksgiving quartz
Congratulations!
Britomart vs Bradamante is question as old as time.
Do you prefer:
Plot or Backstory?
Definitely Britomart. Unlike Bradamante, Brit is actually available. :D
Plot is best.
The clap of Fino’s asscheeks alerted Kiara it just took six years for the effects to kick in of what she did to him
This video is a masterpiece for the ages
Thanks for the history lesson.
I feel like you're making a point and I'm missing it.
I feel like I just had your stroke.
Not sure what I just watched but just to be sure I yolo'd all my quartz into pulling Brada- uhh, Britomart
I... what... huh... my head's spinning.
I see
So I didn't get hit with an acid trip
The brownies are safe folks 😂
Shield or Sword?
Me: *Yes*
Got her np 2 rather swiftly with one set of tickets and 2x 10 pulls. She's a fine Lancer beatstick for the team in my book.
Thank you mr.Fino, i almost had a aneurism upon first watch, but i think that after the video, i would consider Bradamarte a winner. 10/10
You fool. Open your eyes. Clearly Britomante is the winner
Even with the title this was a confusing AF video.
I feel like i am having a stroke
If I rry to comprehend everything said in the last half, I'll probably implode and become a singularity
I think I shat my pants watching this, the worst part is that I am not sure
I think someone had a stroke. Was it me or you?
Men, are you a Britomarte or Bradamante kind of guy?
Both
*Yes*
The answer is yes.
*Yes*
So this is what it’s like to be on acid
Based fino?
Fino... Do you by chance smell burnt toast?
Is this what its like to chew 5 Gum?
Bro I'm already severely sleep deprived rn, I don't need to get a stroke on top of that
send this to a friend that just started playing fgo and watch them suffer from a stroke
I listened. To the whole video. I watched the reverse farming at the end. What the fuck did I just witness? Why does it hurt?
As someone who has Bradamante, not getting Britomart is sad. They would've been very close friends in my Novum Chaldea. 😭
He reviewed 2 servants at the same time? Brit or Brad? what do?
Did I stroke out? Did Fino stroke out? Someone has stroken out, and I don't know who...
Did I have a stroke?
I appreciate this video because when I got Bradamante while pulling for Bao in the Tam Lin Cup Event, I was like "She... Wait, wasn't she a blonde woman with an ass-shot for her NP?" And I know because I was obsessed with Bradamante when she released lol. Since then I was wondering how many realized these two are oddly similar. That is also why I actually didn't found this video tgat confusing; I have their kits more or less memorized and going from ine to the other wasn't mind-breaking. Still, I totally expected this video to be just about how Brito is a Brada with one more Buster card rather than psychological horror.
I feel like I had a stroke
Fino congratulations you somehow found a way to indicate dementia on people with just a video I just finished it and yet forgot everything about it...
sorry I think I had a stroke at the end
I got both this year, though Brademante was a spook on the Archetype Earth bamner, bit, still glad I pulled her.
Artegall = Commander Shepard. So noted, cannot unsee.
I feel like the mental distress of parsing this video is my punishment for not farming Tam Lin cup enough.
I think i just got brainrot from this video wtf
Bro has FGO TH-cam Brainrot, it's quite terminal too-
I'm in disguise, and am in disgust with myself.
oh dear I've gone crosseyed
Have you ever played SWTOR? There was a Gree side quest and you get to see the different speech patterns of the Gree, which the Britomart story time reminded me of :D Eventually, all resolves to purple parallel ^_^
Yep, Im converting into Finotaisenism
Britomante my favorite quick aoe lancer
story time b-roll is a ride too
Welcome nerds, Fino. Back here.
I love Walmart
Was this a twitch chat writes a fino review?
There must be a reason why she's effective against Riding...
My understanding of this? It's probably because she won a jousting match against Guyon in the book The Faerie Queene. It's how she was introduced.
Makes sense to me, where am I putting the credit card?
I just got a stroke listening to the story
Is he having a stroke???
Or are we all having a stroke
I'm not sure if you're reviewing either britomart, bradamante or both. Lol. 😂😂😂
That's strange. Didn't you already make a video on Huyan Zhuo?
Ya good boss?
Did... Fino have a stroke while recording this?
The real question is can I buy lightbulbs from her?
9:20 with is going on???
I thought Bradamante released already........
If I had a nickel....
Is Fino losing it now he went from talking about Brada and Brito skillset behaving sort of the same, to making a Fan Fiction Lore that makes even the Devil cry. Can we fix'em or no?
wth is happening at the story time lol
Am i going crazy or are there two different thumbnails?
So... do I summon Britomart or am I ok because I already have Bradamante?
Not even two minutes in, I’m confused. Are you talking about Britomart or Bradamante?
Edit: Nevermind
who are even talk about???????????????????????????
Clearly Britomante? Or was it Bradamart?
The frick did i see
Literal brainrot
…what?
Fino, go take a break.
What.
What?
Sadly Britomart is not as potent as she is smocking hot.