Temple of the False Serpent | Critical Role| Campaign 2, Episode 39

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  • @janlakuse5199
    @janlakuse5199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3376

    Rudimentary Timestamps before Flando gets here:
    0:19 Sam gets his face painted
    8:31 Recap starts
    12:10 Recap ends & roll initiative
    *[TEMPLE COMBAT]*
    14:01 Combat starts
    18:12 Grog: "She would like to rage"
    19:51 Easy kill... oh no
    22:26 Admiring Sam's facepaint
    23:28 Cobra dude's brutal turn doing 42 damage on Beauregard
    31:50 Jester tries to Hold Person
    39:33 HDYWTDT
    42:52 Fjord intimidates
    *[EXPLORING TEMPLE]*
    43:51 Combat ends
    47:13 Interrogation
    48:58 Prisoner kills herself
    52:34 Caduceus talks to the moss
    53:07 "That is a big glory hole"
    56:31 Jester milks the cobra dude
    58:02 Beau finds a sing-songy tube
    1:01:02 Jester: "This is so fucked up, I'm into it."
    1:04:17 Fjord and Avantika chat
    1:06:10 "I can trust you, right?"
    1:10:25 DM makes an error
    1:11:48 Nott and Jamedi
    1:16:46 "We are a tolerant group"
    1:18:23 Zehir lore dump
    *[EXPLORING BLOOD ORCHARD]*
    1:20:22 Activating the fountain
    1:25:58 Nott eats fruit
    1:29:09 Nott is high af
    1:30:59 Jamedi lights a torch
    1:32:25 Caduceus talks to the trees
    1:38:20 *wut do u seee*
    1:42:33 Caleb eats the fruit
    1:45:29 Deciphering the symbols
    *[VINE COMBAT]*
    1:48:08 Attacked by vines
    1:51:32 Nott tries to Teleport
    1:53:07 Jester enlarged
    1:55:52 Ragé
    1:59:06 Nott unconscious
    2:03:10 Liam says Fireball by mistakes and scares Mercer
    2:05:30 Ashley's gonna be happy
    2:06:54 HDYWTDT
    2:07:14 "Don't worry little children."
    2:08:42 No more attackers
    2:11:22 Welcome back. PT2
    *[MORE EXPLORING]*
    2:11:50 Session Resumes
    2:13:04 Hatchery found
    2:16:40 "Why's everyone yelling?"
    2:20:05 Nott (high af) explores
    2:23:55 Avantika and M9 friction
    *[BATTLE STRATEGIZING]*
    2:28:25 3 members nat 20 stealth
    2:29:48 Map comes out
    2:34:20 Beauregard: "He's meditating like I did that *one* time"
    2:34:46 Laura and Sam share a very mischievous look
    2:34:57 fLufferNutTeR
    2:35:32 More Fluffernutter
    2:35:58 "Okay, the name is great"
    2:36:13 How Nott sees Fluffernutter
    2:38:27 "Fuck the blackpowder keg" & "Counterargument..."
    2:39:02 Travis calls Taliesen Molly
    2:40:00 "How many people are seriously considering Fluffernutter?"
    2:42:11 Nott is Baby Groot confirmed
    2:44:31 Laura provokes Matt
    *[FIGHTING THE WARDEN]*
    2:45:40 M9's surprise round
    2:48:21 Roll initiative
    2:49:48 Starting combat proper
    2:50:06 "I'm a MONK!"
    2:55:32 Fjord casts Hunger of Hadar
    3:02:50 A Hydra enters combat
    3:11:28 Fjord nat 20
    3:11:47 Off with head #1
    3:12:30 Caleb nat 20
    3:12:55 Off with head #2
    3:18:26 DM rolls 2 crit fails
    3:21:09 Beauregard Extract Aspects
    3:23:07 Nott instigates Fluffernutter
    3:25:09 Beau Deflects Missiles
    3:28:12 Caleb casts Slow assisted greatly by Caduceus' Bane
    3:29:22 Jester: "Should I do it?"
    3:29:34 FLUFFERNUTTER
    3:30:16 It's too sad
    3:30:55 Glorious screaming
    3:31:44 Clay and Yasha combo
    3:32:56 Off with head #3
    3:33:47 Off with head #4
    3:35:29 The Hydra grows to four heads, saves from the Slow effect
    3:40:17 Beau (10 hp) avoids a crit
    3:41:32 Fjord nat 20 w/ Hex
    3:42:14 Sam: "Travis loves..."
    3:43:23 Hydra gets a nat 20 save for Caleb's second casting of slow (last 3rd-level slot), Bane brings it down to 16 which *just* meets the DC and Liam and Matt have a little back-and-forth
    3:46:05 Timestamp to skip the drama and get back to the action
    3:47:46 Clay hates laziness
    3:50:07 Trying to keep morale up
    3:50:45 Hydra takes 4 attacks on Beauregard with flanking advantage
    3:51:50 Beau down
    3:52:00 Laura/Tal quietly chat about their healing capabilities as Hydra grows back up to 5 heads
    3:52:56 Hydra in melee with clerics
    3:53:07 Beau first death save
    3:53:41 Laura metagaming pigeons
    3:54:44 Nott kills abomination
    4:01:24 Liam's after-session plans
    4:03:24 HD Yasha WTDT
    4:04:47 Cleric hug
    4:05:29 Session ends
    4:06:12 Discussing fluffernutter
    4:07:54 Fanart Compilation
    EDIT: Flando's back. Find their timestamps and go shower them with likes

    • @gick_p
      @gick_p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you 😊

    • @ryuuacross2329
      @ryuuacross2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you Ellie

    • @wildcat2087
      @wildcat2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you

    • @TheHighborn
      @TheHighborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      These stamps ar waaay better dude

    • @emmettboyd1173
      @emmettboyd1173 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank u

  • @Tavor57
    @Tavor57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4883

    Sam: "I'm trying to cast teleport"
    Matt: has the expression of that one math meme, trying to figure out how the hell a rogue has teleport
    Sam: "I don't have teleport, I'm just trying my hardest anyway"
    Matt: "Oh..."

    • @limboprime5926
      @limboprime5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Honestly I’d roll a d100 and if it was a 100 I’d let it happen

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Sam is just the best for RP humor.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      the teleport thing is _hilarious_ . I wish I could think on my toes that well. sam is a mastermind

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@pvic6959 no he's a arcane trickster

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What is the timestamp for this? Thank you!

  • @bearmothowl6219
    @bearmothowl6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    "I try to cast teleport... I don't have teleport..." ... "Why is everyone yelling?" ... "We've been here for daaayyys..." ... "Fluffernutter!" ... "...that's how I see it go down." Sam had me in tears all the time.

    • @thalesfreitas1361
      @thalesfreitas1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      We've been here for DAYYYS START THE DAMN.JOUST BEFORE I PISS MISELF

    • @4204799
      @4204799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      every Nott joke really landed this episode

    • @hughspann942
      @hughspann942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me as well

    • @benjaminestes1142
      @benjaminestes1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sam I literally the best. Kinda miss the Bard side giving him more opportunities to talk. But he still lands great jokes

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sam is a comedy mastermind. I wish I was even 10% as funny

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4855

    "idk what a hydra is! i'm not a dork"
    -sam riegel, who at this point has over 460 hours of footage of him playing d&d spread out over the internet

    • @setlerking
      @setlerking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      alec christiaen lol

    • @thefakeslimshady8881
      @thefakeslimshady8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Sam “not a dork” Riegel

    • @braken63
      @braken63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Didn't Scanlan kill a hydra in campaign 1?In the first chapter hahahaha

    • @belugawhale8128
      @belugawhale8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@braken63 iirc it was a zombified Hydra in the first episode of campaign 1. He killed it with a lightning bolt and it was the first "HDYWTDT" recorded on critical role

    • @andrewwilliams1148
      @andrewwilliams1148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@belugawhale8128 They killed a hydra in Episode 17 when they stole the contract from the Slayer's Take outside Vasselheim

  • @austinreid5643
    @austinreid5643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    i would like everyone to please remember that canonically M9 are still wearing the green face paint Jester put on them through the entirety of this temple

    • @vancejoy3724
      @vancejoy3724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Oh my god yes 😂 Yashas HDYWTDT with blobby green circles

    • @ChristieLily35
      @ChristieLily35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I need to see this animated

    • @AriesZero
      @AriesZero ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@ChristieLily35 your dream will come true some time in the near future

    • @charli4815
      @charli4815 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      actually this is not true since Matt will tell in the *next episode* that when they (this would be a spoiler) all the paint has gone. around 1:40:30 or so

    • @spo0pti304
      @spo0pti304 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they never explicitally say they wash it off so theyve probably still got it on to this day

  • @marleypatcheak2145
    @marleypatcheak2145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    Travis being one of the biggest Beau and Yasha supporters but completely ignoring his wife trying to romance him is amazing

    • @Tijggie82
      @Tijggie82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Funnily enough it felt like Ashley-Yasha was going for Jester lol, with her blushing when Jester would compliment them

    • @sticks1090
      @sticks1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@Tijggie82 i swear at least everyone had a crush/fell in love with jester at some point, with the exception of nott and cad

    • @sticks1090
      @sticks1090 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zaksk8s man what in gods fucking name are you on about 😭 istg i genuinely cant believe people like you are real

    • @newrev9er
      @newrev9er ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zaksk8s ...are you okay, friend?

    • @exsuspalp5078
      @exsuspalp5078 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zaksk8s what?

  • @TheVrede2
    @TheVrede2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5985

    Whenever Nott screams I always imagine a muppet version of her flailing around.

    • @lukecogan1470
      @lukecogan1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Thank you for giving me this image

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Dammit now I cant unseen it. Thanks, dude!

    • @xolwora2762
      @xolwora2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Your contribution is greatly appreciated.

    • @TheKingjames57
      @TheKingjames57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hahaha, now I'm imagining Nott as a muppet.

    • @vcagande7998
      @vcagande7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I imagine her whole head just splitting open and unhinging itself like Pac-Man

  • @FunnyFany
    @FunnyFany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3930

    Matthew Mercer, master DM: *no fear*
    Liam, misspeaking as he's playing a wizard high on fruit: "I'm gonna throw a _fireball_ at the vines"
    Matthew Mercer, master DM: *one fear*

    • @sandropazdg8106
      @sandropazdg8106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Sudden flash on Matt's head: "Ok this is where the campaing ends...guess im out of a job now"

    • @lucasbarron1345
      @lucasbarron1345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      It’s not that he misspoke it’s just the accent he uses

    • @juliaalexandre5568
      @juliaalexandre5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Matthew Mercer, Master Dungeon Master

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Babs likes cartoons then fluffernutter is demoed,
      *TWO* fears.

    • @kuhlbeans
      @kuhlbeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      His facial expression was pretty comical.

  • @deecrazycatlady814
    @deecrazycatlady814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

    Nott: He's not a zombie! he eats food! *she says after feeding him human jerky*

    • @ellaminns
      @ellaminns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Was it human jerky or rat? I remember a convo with Yasha over this but can't remember what Nott ended up having lol

    • @Apahcolypse
      @Apahcolypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Doesnt nott also have a flask of holy water? Should have offered costco a drink.

    • @breeze9819
      @breeze9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      matthew pete he did offer him a drink

    • @anarchosnowflakist786
      @anarchosnowflakist786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Apahcolypse they would be fixed but he'd be dead, and they don't want that, even if he's undead it doesn't mean he's evil

    • @samprince6553
      @samprince6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@breeze9819 of his never ending booze

  • @gregfahlgren7501
    @gregfahlgren7501 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    "Yasha winks at Beau." Travis once again being the Captain of every ship in CR.

    • @gregfahlgren7501
      @gregfahlgren7501 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "Don't touch her!" Travis making damn sure this ship is sailing at full speed.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When did "Yasha + Beau" thing start? did Marissa just joke about it one time and they decided to go for it?

    • @avatrice3077
      @avatrice3077 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@jamesknapp64Beau has always had a thing for Yasha but Ashley is rarely there so it couldn't progress nd also cos Yasha backstory 🤷‍♀️

    • @kimberlybatson1599
      @kimberlybatson1599 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jamesknapp64 episode 1 when beau asked yasha to hold her during the circus event

    • @annawest2869
      @annawest2869 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jamesknapp64 episode literally 1.

  • @romanlove7672
    @romanlove7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    when laura missed that lvl3 inflict wounds and was about to be mad and sam cheered her up by complimenting her dice. friendship 100

    • @OneManMilitia69
      @OneManMilitia69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That was Liam

    • @romeech9375
      @romeech9375 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      sam was being really supportive to her all game, its nice to see

    • @brilobox2
      @brilobox2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Top advice: Don’t cast Inflict Wounds if you don’t want to risk completely wasting your action. Especially don’t upcast it.

    • @johnschicitano9920
      @johnschicitano9920 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@brilobox2 it’s a fundamental problem with the game itself. The fact that powerful spells can be wasted so easily/randomly is something that should have been fixed like 30 years ago.

    • @nathaniellange9526
      @nathaniellange9526 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnschicitano9920well it’s a weaker spell upcast. I’d say they’re attempting to fix it with the saves instead of hits for spells but now you can’t miss

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3329

    Matt clapping and saying "pay attention you guys" makes him sound like a exasperated teacher full of a class with goofy students
    and minus the teacher/student part that's pretty accurate

    • @TheArhive
      @TheArhive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      So he's got a class full of goofy? Its just like a dozen of a beloved disney character in one room.

    • @ericcontreras3966
      @ericcontreras3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dude that part killed me. I don't know why 😂😂

    • @annas.8410
      @annas.8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Whenever we get off topic my DM will say "children listen up" in the most deadpan voice

    • @talia_al_gabagool
      @talia_al_gabagool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Second episode in a row lmao

    • @FlailSnail222
      @FlailSnail222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That’s just called be the DM.

  • @naomiin7296
    @naomiin7296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3630

    Every time Travis speaks as Yasha, I just imagine it’s Fjord talking but he’s wearing a wig.

    • @CalaisShore
      @CalaisShore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      what do you mean, thats canon.

    • @derekfullum6390
      @derekfullum6390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I didnt but I do now

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Imagine”

    • @apollo6326
      @apollo6326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I read this and have been cackling for the last five minutes. Lockdown does strange things to your mind.

    • @OTKok
      @OTKok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aslan Milvus it truly does friend

  • @nikkithesim1518
    @nikkithesim1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    Nott: I'm gonna do a quick prayer to my god. Do you wanna pray with me?
    Jamedi: I am not a religious man, but I ...appreciate your sense of inclusion.
    Nott: I just want you to be part of the team. We are a tolerant group.
    Jamedi: **looks over at the dead serpent people jammed into holes**

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nikki Simoneaux To be fair those serpent people were real jerks.

    • @MegaRemington13
      @MegaRemington13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@JaxonBurn Nott was literally saying she was about to pray to the same snake god the dead people were praying to.

    • @alexanderlicentia5265
      @alexanderlicentia5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      They just like helping people fit in.

    • @dantevitale5714
      @dantevitale5714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This is my first watch through of Campaign two and I will be immeasureably dissapointed if Jamedi dies. The way Matt plays him as this haunetd PTSD ridden survivor of countless near death scenarios with almos every interaction he has with the group ending with this cold, biting sarcasm is hilarious.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexanderlicentia5265 I'm crying

  • @cas2762
    @cas2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Matt: describing the smell of earth, egetation and fermentation
    Taliesin, perfectly in character: 😊😌

    • @kevwox
      @kevwox ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Love how Travis noticed and pointed at him as he was making those faces lmao. Gotta love Tal’s commitment

    • @wigglyennui
      @wigglyennui ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timestamp?

    • @yittycohen2453
      @yittycohen2453 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@wigglyennui1:21:40

  • @Obsi399
    @Obsi399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2414

    Caleb calling jester blueberry while higher than a giraffe’s nuts is a criminally underrated moment

    • @milenamartins21
      @milenamartins21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It was so adorable!

    • @evechristensen2370
      @evechristensen2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What’s the time stamp for this? I missed it

    • @JalenZero
      @JalenZero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's at 1:44:54

    • @isidorex
      @isidorex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And Jester just responds without missing a beat because obviously she's blueberry

    • @jakobdiehn6596
      @jakobdiehn6596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      the phrase "higher than a giraffes nuts" was criminally unknown to me

  • @graceparker2916
    @graceparker2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3246

    I love that Liam is constantly picking up the handbook and flicking through it, feels very Caleb

    • @yooooo8600
      @yooooo8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I'd assume he's looking at the specifics of spells. spellcaster classes always do this

    • @graceparker2916
      @graceparker2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@yooooo8600 fuckin nerdy ass wizards lmao

    • @isabellagaines6868
      @isabellagaines6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Yeah I play a wizard and I'm always in the handbook to see how far I can press my spells. I identify with his constant "oh I wasn't listening, I'm looking at spells" so hard.

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Very on brand for wizards as players , constantly need to review spells

    • @WorldofLos
      @WorldofLos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well he did get fucked. You can in fact cast a spell as a reaction and as an action . You just can’t cast an action spell and bonus action spell .

  • @orafennell7022
    @orafennell7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Nott: I cast Teleport!
    Matt:*visible confusion*
    Nott: I dont have teleport but I'm gonna try anyway!!

  • @michaeltang9393
    @michaeltang9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    Underrated part: Jester’s face when Avantika and Fjord were “talking” was super funny. Laura does such a good job role playing lmao

  • @courtneyyovich5671
    @courtneyyovich5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    I love that they have Travis pilot Yasha in combat while Ashley's gone. He's so stoked to be a barbarian again AND also flirt with Beau.

    • @TG-ki7jv
      @TG-ki7jv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time stamps pls?

    • @sjtez
      @sjtez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@TG-ki7jv 40:00 Laura points out that Travis makes Yasha flirt more with Beau while Ashley's gone. Marisha starts laughing and commenting back, and then Liam decides to pile on with a quiet joke at Marisha which leads to the moment Matt claps his hands at them to pay attention because he's been trying to describe this first time extra damage ability that killed the boss this whole time.

    • @deleria010
      @deleria010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He loves to rage!

  • @Hullyeah
    @Hullyeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    Hey friend who does the subtitles. Thank you for making rage appear as "ragé " every time Travis says it. You're the best!

    • @nicholascarroll2698
      @nicholascarroll2698 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Seconded 💪

    • @orbinsolem
      @orbinsolem 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The true hero of the Critical Role team

  • @balthasar7282
    @balthasar7282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    Sam
    "I dont know what a hydra is..I'm not a dork like you guys" as hes covered in green paint and wearing a tie and t shirt

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      he says after having like 500 hours of recorded footage playing dnd xD

    • @hitsujiyume
      @hitsujiyume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a tmnt t-shirt at that!

  • @liambonham-schriver7713
    @liambonham-schriver7713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3204

    Honestly, it's a damn shame Molly is dead, because he would have been ALL OVER that fruit.

    • @Ameute
      @Ameute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      ((Molly rolls ALL OVER that fruit)) "I am your god! EAT of my fruit!"

    • @lerinn2783
      @lerinn2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      "I am the fruit god! Long may I reign." Fuck, that episode was so good.

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      “Molly shoves 16 fruits in his mouth”

    • @PhoenyxRysing
      @PhoenyxRysing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I mean, considering he casually downed a shot of absinthe that one time...

    • @martinawolf2983
      @martinawolf2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@froggdoggs8551 he washes it down with Nott's drink

  • @chaotic9272
    @chaotic9272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    nott, trying to find out if Jamedi is a zombie by giving him jerky and seeing if he actually eats it
    me, thinking abt how the only jerky nott has ever had on her was human jerky-

    • @kellywelch2515
      @kellywelch2515 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      To be fair, it's just 'jerky' from that one or in a cabin. Could be anything

    • @Kyle-ql9km
      @Kyle-ql9km 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sometimes, a fella's gotta eat another fella

    • @PumpkinHead108
      @PumpkinHead108 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought about that as well. Lol. I was like, well that proves nothing.

  • @clairetellkamp6253
    @clairetellkamp6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    With that look Matt gave Sam when he said that he was going to cast Teleport, you could tell the hamster was running so fucking hard on its little wheel, trying desperately to figure out what the hell he was talking about.

  • @HeyItsCettefille
    @HeyItsCettefille 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Every time Matt says “snake people”, my brain autofills “or sneeple if you will” immediately afterwards. EVERY TIME

    • @thefatheroflies7921
      @thefatheroflies7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SAME

    • @CompleteNewbie
      @CompleteNewbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Almolst like... sneeple.

    • @chesh05
      @chesh05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To each their own, I can't unsee the Snake Men from Sen's Fortress.

    • @Iodestarr
      @Iodestarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chesh05 same here..specifically sens fortress sneeple

    • @Zahnzak
      @Zahnzak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Snerson". It's very scientific!

  • @TheVrede2
    @TheVrede2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    *Nott offers some Jerky to Jamedi*
    *Me remembering that Nott had some human jerky*
    "There's no way... but- no, it can't be..."

    • @claraclenky9843
      @claraclenky9843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      >:)

    • @Lachine_j
      @Lachine_j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one! My immediate thought was of course he's eating the Jerky, cause he's a zombie!

  • @manuelisaacjassomoreno7394
    @manuelisaacjassomoreno7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    When Caleb receives the psychic damage, I imagine him being like: “my mind is fucked up beyond anything you can try to do to me”

    • @ladybuggames8162
      @ladybuggames8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Caleb just gives HIMSELF psychic damage

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@ladybuggames8162 MY HOUSE, MY RULES

    • @milenamartins21
      @milenamartins21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He should be resistant to psychic damage, honestly!

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@milenamartins21
      Unfortunately I think this is a case of "What doesnt kill you makes you weaker."

    • @camclemons
      @camclemons ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trauma just makes you more vulnerable to further trauma, actually

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Sam presenting a full advertisement mostly unhindered while having his face poked and prodded and covered in paint is the most Dad thing I've seen in a while.

    • @lemonarizonatea
      @lemonarizonatea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yep. He has kids and it shows here in the best way lol

  • @kile433
    @kile433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I'll never get tired of the way Travis says "Eldritch Blast"

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks ปีที่แล้ว +17

      im sorry sir its pronounced El Drich blayst

  • @n1vzee
    @n1vzee ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I love how Travis as Yasha flirts with Beau more than Ashley does but Travis as Fjord shits himself any time a woman flirts with him

  • @aspace8348
    @aspace8348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Small thing, but I like that when the vines attacked, Jester’s immediate reaction was to pick up Caleb. It probably prevented lots of damage to him and freed him to attack the plants. Truly the best buff, and a nice character moment to boot.

  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    00:20 NO SAM, you’ve gotten in trouble for painting your face before
    3:35 The paint smells like farts
    8:30 Episode Starts
    13:55 Battle begins
    22:25 Little Sam got into the makeup
    31:00 Mom’s Jamedi
    39:55 HDYWTDT (Travis ships Beausha)
    53:10 Snake hole
    56:50 Milking the snake
    1:01:10 Filling holes with corpses
    1:10:50 Caduceuscare
    1:11:55 Testing Jamedi
    1:16:35 M9 is very inclusive
    1:26:10 Nott does a taste test
    1:28:25 The somatic component of feather fall
    1:29:20 Nott trips
    1:38:30 What do you see
    1:48:00 Second battle unofficially begins
    1:51:30 Teleportation attempt
    2:05:30 Travis ships Fjasha
    2:06:55 HDYWTDT
    2:09:20 Still high
    2:11:20 Break Starts
    (and ends)
    2:25:00 Everyone invisible, please raise your hands
    2:26:40 Beau gets wrecked
    2:27:30 Is this gonna be forever?
    2:30:25 The final map is out
    2:34:25 Just one time
    2:35:00 Fluffernutter proposal
    2:38:05 Crossbow cocking
    2:39:05 Wow, hurtful memories
    2:40:05 Voting is important
    2:42:15 Training Nott
    2:44:35 Not going to dignify that with a stamp
    2:46:15 Planning over, let’s get rolling
    3:02:50 The Warden
    3:06:55 Get outta there
    3:23:10 Nott is about to fluffernut
    3:29:40 The nut gets busted
    3:42:10 Blowing heads
    4:03:35 HDYWTDT
    4:07:45 Episode Ends
    Between Twitch and TH-cam, live viewership of this episode peaked around 50,000 people. The in-game start date for the episode was the 19th Cuersaar 835. Sam’s flask says “I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday island!”
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

    • @tommyrojas1571
      @tommyrojas1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Flando Maltrizian “ITS NOT A LOSER”

    • @wildcat2087
      @wildcat2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you

    • @crom5906
      @crom5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I just wanna say. Tysm for coming back and reposting time stamps you're a huge help.

    • @micadragonheart6222
      @micadragonheart6222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely saintly work Flando

    • @remlewis1111
      @remlewis1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you!! but I have to know, where is that profile picture from??

  • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
    @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Bane is such an underrated spell. It's a level one spell that cripples all of the attacks and saving throws of THREE creatures for TEN ROUNDS. It basically pumps your entire party's AC and modifiers up by 1-4.

    • @Joescotterpuss
      @Joescotterpuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bane carried them through this fight TBH.

    • @CompleteNewbie
      @CompleteNewbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      CHA save. Usually it gets one or two. It's good, but it's easily flubbed, and flubbed a second time if whatever failed its save is the one that dies next turn. It's ... a bit random, basically.
      If you see a big bad and his two named bodyguards, though, go for it. :)

    • @SirDoober
      @SirDoober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I voluntarily swapped out of College of Lore into College of Spirits on my Bard because Cutting Words + Bane is absolutely redonkulous against big single targets

    • @if-not-now
      @if-not-now 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s good but I think Bless is higher value

    • @RealMiniLink
      @RealMiniLink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@if-not-now Now combine them for the ultimate modifier

  • @Verity58
    @Verity58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Travis: Okay. How many people are seriously considering 'Fluffernutter?' By a show of hands?
    *everyone stares as Sam and Laura raise their hands, grinning devilishly*
    I am LOSING IT

    • @omecronrodneydheel349
      @omecronrodneydheel349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They should have started with that. Just for giggles and shits.

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm watching this while slightly high, and I can confirm, Fluffernutter got 16 votes.

  • @alonivercuthalion9902
    @alonivercuthalion9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I love the "proud father" look Matt had when Jester remembered that she could bring her duplicate close to impose disadvantage on the Hydra's attacks.

    • @alannaviana9373
      @alannaviana9373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm 20 minutos in and I read your coment like..... A HYDRA???????

    • @captaincapitalis1205
      @captaincapitalis1205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alannaviana9373 Lol. That’s why I don’t Look through the comments first. Or at least I try

    • @eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass
      @eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alannaviana9373 lmao same, I got Molly's death spoiled on the first episode doing that 💀

    • @mariaenvoikertoa
      @mariaenvoikertoa ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got Molly’s death spoiled well before I even started watching Critical Role 🥲

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@mariaenvoikertoa
      Same, it was animations of C2 that got me into Critical Role.
      I went all the way to start of C1 and have worked my way here...
      To be utterly shocked that this whole time I knew Molly died, I had NO IDEA it was in a failed rescue mission against SLAVERS to save Fjord, Jester, and Yasha! Imma be a little controversial here and say that that is what fucked me up the most about those episodes...

  • @tbugmurphy
    @tbugmurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    Travis calling Taliesin “Molly” hurt.

    • @bigsby8958
      @bigsby8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      - After all this time
      - Always

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I feel real bad for Tal there

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

    • @k.whatever9046
      @k.whatever9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i imagine that fjord did that in canon to caduceus too

    • @Dkrasota
      @Dkrasota 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      2:39:02 .. Yasha's crying now :D

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    I like how when Travis plays Yasha she is constantly flirting with Beau

    • @madeleinenetherton5298
      @madeleinenetherton5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      ultimate wingman

    • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
      @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Really? I hadn’t noticed, I’ll have to watch it again.

    • @laurenreese6462
      @laurenreese6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Especially since he told Laura he hates playing romance in d&d. Guess that just applies to his own characters 😂

    • @MrSimpsondennis
      @MrSimpsondennis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I mean, at that point you're basically writing canonical fanfics, so wouldn't you?

    • @andy2069
      @andy2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@laurenreese6462 I think everyone knows what Travis really meant was he hated the idea of Laura role-playing romance with anyone not him.

  • @SkrymNV
    @SkrymNV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    "I am trying to cast teleport... I do not have teleport"🤣

  • @sarahl1173
    @sarahl1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I love how Matt's face changes as they're explaining Fluffer Nutter, from "haha funny name" to "oh my god these people are insane"

  • @cas2762
    @cas2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I love how our heavy damage dealer is the drunk goblin.

    • @exsuspalp5078
      @exsuspalp5078 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That’s what I’m saying. Nott is so underrated she literally does the most damage without needing magic and from a distance.

    • @99Pierogies
      @99Pierogies ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@exsuspalp5078except sam plays it like a moron and tries to do goofy shit when they're one turn from a full party wipe

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Drunk _and_ high 😂

    • @Torma25
      @Torma25 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@99Pierogieswow it's almost like this is a roleplaying game and he's literally high as a fucking kite for half of the episode...

    • @nicholascarroll2698
      @nicholascarroll2698 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      High as the balls on a giraffe

  • @Bycle
    @Bycle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    I appreciate Liam always works the spell components into his RP'ing.

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah, that is dedication to the character and great flavor to painting the scene.

    • @juliangines6764
      @juliangines6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He truly commits to making sure he has ALL of the components for his spells. I love it.

    • @hohenburg5497
      @hohenburg5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's what the component pouch is for, wondered why he didn't have an arcane focus in the first few episodes. ^^

    • @thetuerk
      @thetuerk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When did he have those components? Or did he always have them in his pouch?

    • @hohenburg5497
      @hohenburg5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@thetuerk A component pouch works like an arcane focus, meaning that he can use it to fullfill the Material components that do not have a gold cost that certain spells require. The Component pouch always has all these components prepared and it is considered that whenever the character has free time they use some of it to keep the bag filled. In later episodes he even plays out gathering his non-cost components and I love it.

  • @brandoncreek5709
    @brandoncreek5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Marisha: "Who's the false serpent, if the hydra is the warden???"
    Uk'atoa: Am I a joke to you?

    • @jochenpanjaer980
      @jochenpanjaer980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I feel Marisha is often missing entire plot points or story elements altogether.
      Just a bit earlier they were talking about fog in darkness and everyone got it except Marisha just yelling "what?" but everyone ignored it. It happens often and is frustrating to watch.

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@jochenpanjaer980 to be fair I have sometimes also problems to see some plot points when I play. instead I can think more for combat or if I want something I find ways my DM doesn't think of. that's just sometimes.

    • @blackbird_entropy
      @blackbird_entropy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@jochenpanjaer980 all of them have that problem sometimes, it just happens and implying that Marisha is somehow worse, is untrue.

    • @FarseerRK
      @FarseerRK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@blackbird_entropy she is easily the worst. Not sure if she is a bit dim or doesn't pay attention

    • @blackbird_entropy
      @blackbird_entropy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@FarseerRK There is literally a meme of Travis as being fjorgetful, for reasons I won't spoil. Marisha is not better or worse than any if them, asking for clarification when you did not understand something either because you were (a) taking extensive notes (b) thinking about another detail entirely or (c) are unsure whether you misheard something is perfectly normal and does not imply intelligence at all. Implying she is dim witted merely because you assume because she asks something because she was too stupid is wrong. And suggesting she doesn't pay attention, as if she were a lesser player, says more about you than Marisha. She is an excellent player and I feel sorry for you if you can't acknowledge that.

  • @tedgalacci8428
    @tedgalacci8428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I like how Matt handles the mistake with the lessor restoration spell. Smooth.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Marisha's sick Beau rp was so funny tho. Still, probably a really bad idea to enter the venomous snake people temple with a disadvantage on con saves or checks.

  • @wesleyyoung6471
    @wesleyyoung6471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Jumanji Costco really is Matt’s way of responding in a sarcastic way to every little ridiculous thing the group does. I love it.

  • @Deer_God
    @Deer_God 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    Matt: “See you guys in two weeks” Me Who’s rewatching the entire series: “Wrong” *Clicks next episode*

    • @qaadrsmith7222
      @qaadrsmith7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give you a race to the finish line …

    • @azaperry112
      @azaperry112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just started here but yep same

    • @AwareWolfOnWheels
      @AwareWolfOnWheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, it's been a great Christmas/New Year time killer.

    • @blindscout1292
      @blindscout1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samee

    • @TheDragonsRose
      @TheDragonsRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me, watching it for the first time finally. *has access to binging a 2-year series without ever waiting*

  • @s_grib
    @s_grib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Love the captions; Caleb: “panicky drug high groans”

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp?

    • @s_grib
      @s_grib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ayden Evans @Carrot and Peas sorry it’s been a year since I commented, I couldn’t tell you the time stamp !

    • @Lucifer-zl9ms
      @Lucifer-zl9ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      2:03:59 i think

  • @ethanwood8335
    @ethanwood8335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Travis had way to much fun saying "She'd like to rage"

    • @OutlawWalker
      @OutlawWalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well his grog did come out as he spoke

    • @CatOfTheCannals
      @CatOfTheCannals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ragé lol

  • @lizzydoodles8628
    @lizzydoodles8628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    50:15 Taliesin saying “that’s cheating” like a child was the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen

    • @ynggun84
      @ynggun84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There is a reason Tal is my favorite

    • @Beardpool1817
      @Beardpool1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Normally I enjoy Taliesin but this episode he consistently put others down for trying things that were risky especially fluffernutter. When his characters are known for doing crazy shit. Just got irritated this episode.

    • @caylawashburn
      @caylawashburn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Beardpool1817 He questions Matt a lot too, that irritates me as well.

  • @shweenz
    @shweenz ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I really appreciate how Matt locked in with Marisha and said, "don't listen to them. What do you want to do?" He could tell Marisha was second-guessing herself and falling out of character, and he locked her into a 1:1 with him for that moment.
    I've moderated webinars for businesses and man can ot be difficult to control the room and manage the flow. Matt constantly impresses me with his ability to listen and act with incredible precision, and encourage a healthy environment for all players.

  • @littlefurnace
    @littlefurnace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Laughing the whole time they're all trying to deal with these abyssal-speaking creatures when Yasha speaks Abyssal.

    • @preferredpronoun2614
      @preferredpronoun2614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As does Jester

    • @littlefurnace
      @littlefurnace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@preferredpronoun2614 No, she speaks infernal. Demons vs Devils, Abyss vs 9 Hells.

  • @ChinaTawrey
    @ChinaTawrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    this episode is such a rollercoaster from 'absolutely hilarious' to 'suddenly and immediately stressful'

    • @ChinaTawrey
      @ChinaTawrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      me: i know there are like 90 episodes after this they'll all be fine
      also me: but what if

    • @dirkboch128
      @dirkboch128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That happens when you are messing around in a fight not being serious...

    • @andrecomandulli2875
      @andrecomandulli2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Story_Sandwich Jester not healing, like ever.

    • @andrecomandulli2875
      @andrecomandulli2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Story_Sandwich I never said the opposite.

    • @ilmari1452
      @ilmari1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Story_Sandwich To be fair, Matt also incorrectly applies disadvamtage in this game. Not against high level spells, but at least twice - Caleb and Cadeuceus - were given disadvantage using ranged attacks at 10 or 15 feet away from the Hydra.
      Matt even looked up the rule and then *still* misquoted it. It's about being ajacent to a hostile foe, not firing at someone who's melee range you are in.

  • @euphoricb33
    @euphoricb33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Now that i can see their health during battle my anxiety increases so much like HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT AT 11HP-

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Because that's survivable? And they're not even level ten yet? So having 11 HP is hurting, but not 'DING DONG, I NEED HEALING, DING DONG HELP'.
      Now level 15? 20? Getting down to 11 HP? That's when you start getting concerned.

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@cussundriakneal9904 when an enemy did over 40 damage on his turn. 11 hp is spooky

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@williammitchell6254 Yeah, but at that point having an extra 10 hp doesn't really do anything. The only worry is if the enemy can do more than your max health plus your current health in one hit. If that happens then you instantly die. Otherwise it's actually better to drop to zero than to heal to full, since a grave cleric is way better at healing people who are already dying.

    • @ellaminns
      @ellaminns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@onyxtay7246 Maybe they were talking about the rp rather than the rules?

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In DnD 5e, going down is not a big deal. PCs rarely die beyond 5th level due to healing word and revivify being way too good of spells. You've got to SERIOUSLY fuck up to die in 5e

  • @Matisyahuwu
    @Matisyahuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Enemy: does scary stuff
    Caleb:*announces with great confidence the materials for a spell he's pulling out of his pocket* - "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

    • @axofbrevity
      @axofbrevity 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i love that he does that, its so immersive

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I love how after the ship incident the group had this crisis of conscience about their actions and promised to be better, and now they’re slaughtering people in a religious temple in order to release an obviously evil serpent god into the world because a pirate told them to.

    • @pablosoria4071
      @pablosoria4071 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      A hot pirate mind you

    • @dragonborn2718
      @dragonborn2718 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@pablosoria4071your logic annoys me... But it's undeniable

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well if a ginger elf waifu in a sleeveless coat told me to slaughter some civilians... oh shit did matt make her look like marisha??

    • @davidhansen5067
      @davidhansen5067 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, I think they all agree that they're mostly playing along and looking for their chance to put a stop to this pirate, but want to have that fight at the most advantageous moment they can arrange and learn more about this web of schemes that seems to reach across a significant portion of this corner of the world first. They're not planning on raising any new gods.

    • @camerenkuhnhausen4942
      @camerenkuhnhausen4942 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@slvaltva1392A tan Marisha but OMG YESSss! 🤩

  • @kalebcrogan4082
    @kalebcrogan4082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    1:23:46 the look of joy that Matt has when Laura said to keep explaining is a perfect example of good player and DM situational awareness and the recognition for pointing it out

  • @InimitableAde
    @InimitableAde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    2:40:00 Fjord: "How many people are seriously considering Fluffernutter? Show of hands."
    Me (knowing it will probably fail for all the reasons he said): ✋

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤚

    • @Bayleaf6399
      @Bayleaf6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is the fluffernutter episode!? I've been waiting for this

    • @companyoflosers
      @companyoflosers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i was waiting for matt to slowly raise his hand as avantica since she really does seem to like their hair-brained schemes.

    • @InimitableAde
      @InimitableAde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@companyoflosers the channel Jester's Sketchbook did an animated version of the Fluffernutter scene where Frumpkin raises his paw in favor. 😄

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All thing's considered, it's probably best that it failed for reasons of poor marksmanship.

  • @DigitalxKaos
    @DigitalxKaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    when matt clapped to get their attention, i felt that

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I saw myself in his place. Thats rough

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I am a teacher...

    • @Animallovercomedian
      @Animallovercomedian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a dm what a mood

    • @edmdotmp3
      @edmdotmp3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I envy that clap

    • @NovaStalker
      @NovaStalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      timestamp?

  • @geoffrose9647
    @geoffrose9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    You can see Matt's DM energy rising as each player forgets the consequences of something and he's mentally counting "Strike 1, Strike 2, Strike 3..."

  • @pjkokkovas5170
    @pjkokkovas5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Caduceus is like that friend who doesnt do drugs but absolutely acts like he does. Also: jealous jester is ungodly hilarious. I love the high school crush that jester has on fjord

  • @katana2665
    @katana2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "I am trying to cast Teleport"...the look on Matt's face...priceless.

  • @Mephil
    @Mephil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I love that whenever Caduceus makes a perception or insight check its like he reached nirvana

  • @lenny7877
    @lenny7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    sam has such strong goblin energy with the facepaint... this should be a prerequisite from now on

    • @cptteacosy6158
      @cptteacosy6158 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sam just radiates goblin energy I'm general 😂

  • @alikdavidson966
    @alikdavidson966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I love that how much of a beau/yasha shipper Travis is LMAO

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Fjord and Avantika (Travis and Matt)
      Yasha and Beau (Travis and Marisha)
      Fjord and Jester (Travis and Laura)
      Let's face it, everyone just wants Travis, even if he's not playing his own characters.

    • @good_rum4185
      @good_rum4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This comment has aged beautifully

    • @Rexwar31
      @Rexwar31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Good_Rum like a fine wine.

    • @chesh05
      @chesh05 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how much of a shipper he is...? Not sure if I understand what you mean by that, do you mean that he's pushing for them to be together...?

    • @mineola_
      @mineola_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chesh05 a shipper is someone who is a fan of a certain relationship, or wants these two characters to have one. It's basically saying that Travis is hoping Beau and Yasha will get together and gets super hyped when they do something cute or flirty together. Which here obviously bled through in Travis' portrayal of Yasha. 😂💖

  • @Brickheadunofficial
    @Brickheadunofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Party's favorite thing to hear: "How do you want to do this?"
    Party's least favorite thing to hear: "You can certainly try..."

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This is " *loads of dice hitting the table behind the DM screen* Ohh, that's not good" erasure

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      or “By the way, what’s your armor class again?” or my favorite, “What’s your passive perception?”

    • @junezhang6267
      @junezhang6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or “actually, technically…”

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The one that scares me the most is when my DM looks up at us
      "You enter the room?"

    • @melsie6718
      @melsie6718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both quotes that give me a serious serotonin boost.

  • @thehappygamer5020
    @thehappygamer5020 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    When Travis is playing Yasha I can picture Grog wearing her cloths and a wig 😂

  • @Buddy74656
    @Buddy74656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    I finally made it to the notorious fluffernutter episode...

    • @TheAsvarduilProject
      @TheAsvarduilProject 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It's a sincere shame that Fluffernutter didn't work. That would've been _fabulous._

    • @jonathansolberg5072
      @jonathansolberg5072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I am really sad that it did not work becouse it woulda have been amazing! But at the same time I am glad that it did not work becouse then Beau would have died.

    • @tkthetank
      @tkthetank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      12 AC for a barrel is pretty high, even if its flyinf through the air. I guess we'll never know.

    • @whimsicalstray
      @whimsicalstray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tkthetank It was a small barrel. To be fair, sometimes Matt has a tendency to scale AC's and DC's as characters level and have more bonuses, but I feel it was reasonable this time.

    • @Mooverine
      @Mooverine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      tom kenny It’s hard to aim at a shittily thrown moving target, whilst also frantically screaming the name of your attack lol

  • @bobberina_
    @bobberina_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Fjord trying to get Nott to stop smelling/eating the fruit at 1.25:54 is exactly how I try get my cat to stop eating the wrong thing.

  • @ravenwolf1487
    @ravenwolf1487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Marisha picking up the candy off the floor then eating it without anyone noticing is so funny for some reason.
    Time stamp - 3:32:21

    • @asifloserface
      @asifloserface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OMG, I didn't even notice. That's hilarious!

    • @johnnardini6140
      @johnnardini6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      What makes it funny is her glances to Matt to make sure he doesn't notice like a kid watching out for their parent!

    • @andreadibble7826
      @andreadibble7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did Taliesin notice or was he watching Travis?

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@andreadibble7826 nope. He was definitely enthralled by the rolls.

    • @mineola_
      @mineola_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean we've all been Marisha at some point in our adult lives. 😂

  • @qaadrsmith7222
    @qaadrsmith7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Whenever Beau try’s parkour I alway imagine Michael Scott yelling “Parkour”

  • @LindyDave
    @LindyDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I keep waiting for Taliesin to say "life needs things to live" with the trees

    • @melsie6718
      @melsie6718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would be a great Cad quote funnily enough.

  • @mattneilson644
    @mattneilson644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I can't help but think how much easier out might have been if they remembered "the garden feeds the warden" and fed it the fruit they had put in their pockets to get high with.

  • @derpywaffles4life79
    @derpywaffles4life79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    Just saying, Infinite Alcohol is Infinitely Flammable...

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It depends, 40% whiskey isn't flammable.

    • @unseeliediabolus6779
      @unseeliediabolus6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 I always figured Nott drinking whiskey that's just shy of being called moonshine. Definitely stronger than average.

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@unseeliediabolus6779 nah. Notts drinking pure rotgut. You can damn near run your car off it

    • @IFalled
      @IFalled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The whiskey also dissapears if not drunk fairly quickly, Nott said that to Keg.

    • @OTKok
      @OTKok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Eiffal.B I think she said it was 8 hours or it went bad and fermented, but it would still be flammable depending on how strong the alcohol is that nott drinks, wich one would assume is very strong due to her tendencies

  • @trautsj
    @trautsj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Travis basically gets to play a free barbarian since Ashley is always gone lol

    • @dce040186
      @dce040186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I know it’s second nature to him from first campaign, but when he gets to play Yasha, he is pretty much the only one who doesn’t have to think about what he is gonna do and have a panic attack before settling on something. Fjord included haha

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dce040186 its cause barbarian is so simple to play. You tank and deal hella damage as l9ng as you cant get close enough to hit and remember to rage amd when you can do great weapons master or reckless attack.

  • @LittleBlueJay789
    @LittleBlueJay789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    3:26:15 Beau already has two party members high on fruit, and she licks a poison arrow. This truly is the kind of behavior I’ve come to expect from the mighty nein…

  • @beesonkawasabacardi
    @beesonkawasabacardi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Laura got visibly pissed as soon as Matt said "she puts her hand in your hair", starts doodling as Jester.
    I think she's just so much fun in this campaign

  • @elijahculper5522
    @elijahculper5522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    If Caduceus had been one level higher, he’d have blight as a domain spell. It would auto-deal 64 points of necrotic damage to a plant creature if it failed a CON save (with disadvantage).

    • @giorgiomauceri410
      @giorgiomauceri410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Probably they can motivate the fact he has that spell with the fact he learnt from what happened here...

    • @RukiaTaichou
      @RukiaTaichou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@giorgiomauceri410 Confused. THe fact is he is lvl 6 here & do not have that spell yet until he is 7 so I dont know what is it he's supposed to learn here because he don't really have access to the spell yet..? If he's level 7, as a domain spell, he'd have Blight always.

    • @crazyrandomsquid7732
      @crazyrandomsquid7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@RukiaTaichou they mean that they could play off Cad learning that spell as a story point. Yes, he gets it anyway, but it could be interesting story wise to say that it was inspired by this battle

  • @IIllytch321nonadinfinitum
    @IIllytch321nonadinfinitum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    2:03:59 "Liam: (Panicky, drug-trip groan)"
    Thank you, person (or people) who does the closed captions (and everyone else involved with this show, for that matter).
    Peace.

  • @jocelyncoburn1848
    @jocelyncoburn1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I love how jealous Jester gets about fjord and ivantica. I think it’s really cute lmao

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But doesn't Avantica like Jhamedi though? She sees Fjord as a fellow follower of U'kotuoa. Yet it seems like Fjord is starting to have second thoughts about his patron though.

    • @Catervarii
      @Catervarii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zacharygadzinski3147 Nope. Keep watching.

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Catervarii Watched 49 episodes. Their time with Avanroca would be short lived.

    • @Catervarii
      @Catervarii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zacharygadzinski3147 For sure, but Avantica definitely had the hots for Fjord.

    • @ellaminns
      @ellaminns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@zacharygadzinski3147 you ask someone if they can be trusted when you're neutral towards them by just asking them... you run your fingers through their hair and pull their face close to yours when you're flirting. Fjord knows it's flirting, that's why he keeps checking if they can be seen by the others as hes awkward af with that shit as shown with the whole shenanigans with the soft core porn book Jester was reading lol

  • @rowanchaudhuri9895
    @rowanchaudhuri9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how fjord kept calling Caleb Caleb and Avantika just ignored it. Philip yes

  • @themurc6391
    @themurc6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love the brief moments when Matt goes from standing to sitting and the camera doesn’t cut in time. It’s like Matt is peeking in going “hello!”

  • @TimParker1
    @TimParker1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Counterpoint-- * cocks crossbow *"
    I fucking wheezed. Sam Riegel is an American treasure.

  • @11D4V1D
    @11D4V1D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Taliesin saying he hates lazy people
    Me, having watched this instead of working like... all day: :O

    • @gifdar
      @gifdar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most days I watch these at work so idk if I’m being lazy or smart

    • @11D4V1D
      @11D4V1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gifdar extra smart

    • @michaelmartherus
      @michaelmartherus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lots of paperwork, this is my bgm at work

    • @sedona3663
      @sedona3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watch this while working out

    • @vickilljoy6099
      @vickilljoy6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sedona3663 same! I listen to it as a podcast mainly, but the downside is I break down in laughter at the most hilarious parts and have to pause my workout but oh well, worth it

  • @mooshy2
    @mooshy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    I totally feel Liam’s pain. It’s absolutely fucking heartbreaking when your high level spells fail. You only have so many.

    • @BearOnTheMoon
      @BearOnTheMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      But it didn't fail, Matt should have used the first roll for the hydra.
      Guess he really wanted his hydra's multiattacks back.

    • @reinpogo4601
      @reinpogo4601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@BearOnTheMoon Matt specifically said that the first roll was for the small snake before the roll though.

    • @marcosdosdiaz8147
      @marcosdosdiaz8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      The spell does state you can choose your targets, and Matt's argument for using the first roll for the abomination was that it didn't make sense not to include it. However, whether or not it makes sense is up to the caster so Liam picking the Hydra as he said should have gone through. It was wrong of Matt to make that call the way he did to be entirely honest and the frustration on Liam's face and the fact that he kept trying to argue for his point only further reinforces this. Not to mention Liam is usually okay with taking a loss if he was wrong.

    • @dylangaeta6462
      @dylangaeta6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@marcosdosdiaz8147 Liam made very valid points, and Matt was just plain wrong on how the spell worked. His only reason is "well it doesn't make sense not to include the snake guy so the character that you are playing would have done that." And Liam, the person making the decision says "I don't care about him, I use the spell that allows me to target whoever on the one." Matt just really wanted his multi attacks. So much that he changed the rules and made his player waste a third level spell.

    • @boi529
      @boi529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Liam didn't specify before hand that he only wanted to include the hydra. Once the hydra succeeded the roll, only then did Liam mention that the first roll should have been for the hydra.
      Matt's reasoning for not using the first roll isn't a very good reason, however, he is still right to not include the roll because it was an "Oh he succeeded but I wanted this to happen but I didn't say it".
      Dnd is a game of chance and roleplay. You have to specify what your doing before rolls to avoid taking back what you said because the dice weren't in your favour.

  • @BeingIndivijewel
    @BeingIndivijewel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    *"panicky drug trip groan"* the people who write the closed captions are incredible

  • @Ultrevolous
    @Ultrevolous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Having Travis roleplay as Yasha and then say "I would like to rage" was just fantastic

  • @brycewiig11321
    @brycewiig11321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I love how the combat is way more teamwork oriented in this campaign. Calebs spells and Clays stuff as well, very cool

    • @azuk4727
      @azuk4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lackluster gotta just say that most of this is because Matt truly challenges them. Campaign one had a few difficulties but not as many as this one, both with story and combat tbh.

    • @gifdar
      @gifdar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@azuk4727 Campaign 1 I feel like the biggest challenge was their first couple chroma conclave encounters, but after that no real big big struggle until the end

    • @aaronhaggard7683
      @aaronhaggard7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gifdar They were Lvl 15+ for most of the campaign so its easy to feel like they weren't having trouble for the most part. However, many of them fell to complete death at least once and only kept those characters because they were able to basically teleport to their party cleric who had Resurrection. They also had really powerful equipment that gave them alot of advantages in combat, which makes me believe that Matt in this campaign is keeping magical items to a minimum to keep things balanced. To be fair, I haven't watched this campaign all the way through yet so that might change later.

  • @angelofdusk13
    @angelofdusk13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Pull your weight." I didn't think it was possible but damn, Caduceus can be scary.

    • @ClocksTickin
      @ClocksTickin ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No Mercy Percy came out there for a second!

    • @dragonborn2718
      @dragonborn2718 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did this happen? I just wanna make sure I didn't miss it

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    when fjord said molly instead of caduceus he whole mood dropped instantly and im sad but mostly im cackling cause everyone just went "mmmmm|

  • @LeRoiDuFresne
    @LeRoiDuFresne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Dude, knott fucking kills me. When sam screams or acts manic I love it.

  • @isidorex
    @isidorex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Cad is often characterized as a stoner - but in the garden of hallucinogenic fruit he's stern, cautious, and thinking the most clearly about the situation. Cad isn't a stoner, he's straight-edge and high on Melora :P

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I'm remembering what it was like to be a new mom and I think Laura picked a fantastic character, she gets to kind of do whatever she wants so if she's got like overly tired mommie brain she can be completely silly, and she gets to laugh like crazy or beat up shit, great way to blow off steam.

  • @gbyjrjn
    @gbyjrjn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Sam definitely had acid experience in the past, best high af performance ever XD

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I get the impression he's the most straight-edge there haha

    • @rowdeemunkee
      @rowdeemunkee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@TheJerbol matt talisen and marissa have totally experimented. The others i dunno. It IS LA after all

    • @veejayroth
      @veejayroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rowdeemunkee and they are known to attend Burning man

    • @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199
      @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lets be real, they live in LA, I LITTERALLY dont know anyone from LA who hasnt tried acid at least once

    • @stevecottone2549
      @stevecottone2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where have you heard that? I have been trying to find anything online of them saying it, but can't find anything.

  • @kaspargraeflakin5905
    @kaspargraeflakin5905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Travis finding out how many attacks the hydra made against avantika is a such a pure "oh shit" moment

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just channeling Orly as he tries to retreat into his shirt...

  • @ridgerunner_21
    @ridgerunner_21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Feel like making a parody of Old Town Road now. 'Got the wizard in the back; Goblin's comin' strapped. Crossbow bolt is nocked and the warlock's prepped a Blast'

    • @nem0men_901
      @nem0men_901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is amazing

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This should be a full parody

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a year too late but I really hope you did this.

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    As a DM myself, that “Oh, that’s not good” from Matt when Marisha just got hammered by an enemy made me snort from laughter.

  • @TheKingjames57
    @TheKingjames57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I love when Matt goes all Dad mode on everyone, cracks me up every time. Especially the candy incident a couple episodes ago lol.

  • @TheGermanP
    @TheGermanP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Marisha getting annoyed at her monk abilities is the most 5e thing ever

    • @wolverinehobbit1
      @wolverinehobbit1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Despite being insanely overpowered 🙄

  • @eppytome
    @eppytome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The imagery of tiny human Beau punching a massive Hydra is hilarious

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      with magic. "Muscle wizard cast _punch_ "

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beau: "Snoot Boop of Death!!!!!"

  • @VeganStories
    @VeganStories 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Talesin Absolutely is the kind of guy who is immediately game for anything and everything that people toss to him, like painting Sam.. This proves why he is an exceptional him being

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Life is long and strange and I keep saying yes to things." From his Between the Sheets interview.