The Kobold King - Monsters, Misguided #4
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ม.ค. 2019
- Swapping back to the older style of single monster analysis, this time I go over everyone's favorite lizard, the Kobold, and follow it up with a neat little story.
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He gave the Kolbolds his humanity and compassion and took upon himself their draconic instincts. Truly a martyr for kolbolds
Miss Vivian press F for the man
So wholesome!
So wholesome!
The story depressed me but I don’t know why
I'd just try to bang the scaly little suckers. lizards are sexy.
This artist is 100% a Scalie.
cursed
His mascot is an Anthro Bird, I saw this coming
He drew these kobolds way too supple for it to be an accident.
I mean was there ever any doubt
And by watching this video y'all are too! Sorry, but that's how this works!
When I saw the way you drew goblin I *knew* I would love the kobolds. Anyone who can make a goblin look good can probably make anything look adorable
No offense to goblins
That's twice now that this has happened. Man is a miracle worker.
Agreed, those goblins were cute, i wish they actually look like that in d&d.
@@Axolottalotl Don't yours? ;)
@@Axolottalotl They can within your minds eye....
*casually sending this to my dm*
Same
I wish my players would do that, I’m willing to make any kind of campaign for them if they just tell me what they want to do.
@@kyaheiken1950 well u coild ask them, im always sending stuff to my dm(mostly cuz he still need to fill his world with stuff to do and are charaters background) he is usally willing to put stuff in as long its not broken
*as a dm, casually adding Roscoe Dalton the Kobold King to my campaign*
-Just gonna add this to a campaign I'm working on-
Kobolds are
*CUTE*
@Hateful One you absolute monster. As the irl equivalent of kobolds, I am deeply offended by this. I hope you learn to not be so ruthless in your language.
I'VE SAID IT FOR YEARS!
Pack tactics and stuff like it work with ally, not only with members of the same race, right?
You see, when I think of things similar to kobolds, I... don't think of watermelons?
Unless of course you're trying to make an joke about giving kobolds melons, in which case leave that over in DeviantArt.
Don't get to spicy now. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
in other words... Always be nice to the kobolds
always! XD
They live a harsh life, they need kindness and treasure!
or just a warm place to stay. and possible food. Maybe sow them some clothes and make them more civilized.. maybe invent sun screen if its not a thing yet and teach them to put it on.. till they get used to the light
@@wolfenrichtophen6010 sunlight sensitivity has nothing to do with their skin, it's their eyesight, give them smelters goggles or invent sunglasses.
I mean there usally jerks but a good bribe always earn there favor.
_"Roads paved with good intentions..."_
actually has a good ending?
*_insert shocked pikachu face_*
"King of an adorable hoard of Kobolds" has to be one of the best good ends I've ever seen
More like Kobold JUES
Ranger what do your elf eyes see?
Arrows!!
Kobolds are adorable, and they need more love.
Finally! An opinion for me!
They get even more cute when you read through the volo's guide to monsters. It says that they have a big hate against the gnomes and vice versa, but the hate only comes to passive agressive jabs like stacking cleaned dishes in such a way that the gnome has a high chance to knock it over and all other "home alone" style of pranks. I love these cute little trouble makers ^^
kobolds are the best player race don't @ me
@@catoticneutral i strongly agree
@@DaxterL Between the pack tactics and getting to be a cool little lizard guy there is literally no downsides the -2 str is so worth it
The Kobold King looks awesome.
Looks like something at home in elder scrolls
I just realized that he stole from The chef from the last monsters misguided.
Kobolds: A brief guide to building your own monster harem.
They mate every 45 days, apparently!
@@Nyrufa I personally like to have one taste of just about everything to see what's good but ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do like the sound of that.
The fuck is wrong with you people
They are tiny dragons why in god's name would you want to fuck them
Kindofanasshole Campbell rule 34
Why do you draw the creatures so cute? I want to hold them all now 😭
well you can. Just bring them tons of gold and trinkets.
This is dagerously scalie
@@evgeniblanchard675 G O O D
one of my characters is a super cute kobold shaman named Kobby. she became a shaman after getting struck by lightning while fishing in the rain. rather than dying for her stupidity she got magic powers instead, she doesn't really understand them but she does her best.
These kobolds are so cute, that I want to lewd them.
Near godlike status, a home, food, and all the Kobold poon he could handle.
Shit, I'm sold.
My Ranger: "Everyone... I have a plan..." *I open my mouth and start hissing as the cavern hisses back*
The rest of my party: "Why does he speak Draconic?" "He said something about having to take an elective in school."
My Ranger: "They'll let us pass for 100 gold."
5:10 That is the face of "Dont talk to me or my hundreds of Kobold children ever again!"
Yeah, Rosco is in my world now. He's my next villain.
Ditto. Holy shit this is good.
DON'T KILL HIM!! Please
@@wrathsosdovah1828 That depends entirely on the merry band of murderhobos I DM.
Show your caveman intelligence murderhobos this than
@@wrathsosdovah1828 Then they'll have meta info. That'd be unfair to their playing experience.
I am pretty sure Roscoe beat lizard cheeks.
Eric Miltner if they were hot I’d beat them cheeks too
I mean a couple of them looked kinda cute
If they looked like this, wouldn't you?
As long as they’re mature and consent....who gives a damn?
This reply section is just straight up me.
Rules for dealing with Kobolds
1: Don't chase them, it will end badly for you
2: The one you see isn't the only one, assuming so will end badly for you
Last.... Give shiny, they will love you forever.
I have a lizardfolk character who, after a skirmish where I exploded their shaman with a firebolt, ended up negotiating a peace with the kobold tribe where I agreed to train three of their children in magic and other skills. My character will kill for those three kobolds now, and the tribe is probably gonna be impossible for the nearby town to ignore in another three or four years.
PLOT TWIST: Supposed his influence grew so great over the Kobolds of the land that eventually near to every Kobold respected him as their god. When the kings heard of this they sent mercenaries to slay him. But because of this immense level of worship he ascended to godhood as Kurtulmak.
Perfect.
Absolutely *GODLIKE.*
Well, your prediction was close to correct
You: “Like a white guy in a horror movie, he pressed on.”
Him: *Becomes king of the Kabolds*
Me: That was not the ending I expected. Lol
You mean you haven’t seen the horror movie where the “victim” becomes the true villain by the end?
Most notably: “Heeeerrrrreeesss Johnny!” (The Shining)
As a porn comics watcher, it was for me !
Lvl. 1 Friday the 13th character vs. Lvl. 100 Midget Lizardman Messiah.
MrMaradok Kabolds
@@TarsonTalon like a white guy in general, you care less about everyone caring about your spelling and you still have your comment unedited.
Your kobolds are as adorable as your goblins. Do you even have it in your heart to make creatures like this look disgusting?
I.. I don't think so, Shrek Hentai. I don't think I do...
Don't tempt him.
lmao
they look adorable and cuddlely, and I like em that way
haha
Kobolts are amazing! Our group adopted one and she's amazing!
Can you make storytime?
@@culinarycrusader4978 I'll think about it ^^°
You know what's more amazing? adopting another one and She'll get pack tactics as well as the other
@@camblycreeper7999 are you trying to sell us some kobolds? If so I want 12
uuuuuh...mmmm... *clicks tongue* uuuhhh... *Glares into bag of goblins* hmmmm... Y'know, I um.... Excuse me for one second....
When the bard can't quite swing a dragon, he'll go for the kobold.
a ko-bold move.
Excelent story seriously. Holy shit i loved it
is this him making the story up?
I have no idea
I HAVE TO MAKE HIM AN NPC this is absolutely amazing, this could be an incredible little sidequest, I love your imagination 💖
I once played a game where a variety of decisions by my party lead me to become the kobold king.
We were tasked with recovering a stolen wagon of powdered paints (that as it was revealed the creatures had mistaken for actual silver and gold)
The party consisted of a Fighter who loved the lime light as long as he was assured victory.
A wizard who frankly was ready to run away at the drop of a pin.
And me a rouge who had a love for money and a complex of loving luxury and wanted to be worshiped, like those fancy nobles.
Now while tracking we had run into some wolves that were easily taken care of and not ones to shy away from a chance to save or make money we skinned them for their pelts and meat for rations.
We eventually found the lair of the little guys only to find that rather than being draconic in appearance this tribe were fur covered leaving them with an almost dog like look to them. The party decided i should scout it out so we fashioned a disguise from wolf skin and hoped the wouldn't question my height or look to closely.
I snuck in careful of any trip wires or traps but took a wrong turn and ended up in a chamber filled with them. Thankfully they were dumb.... i mean dumb.... i convinced them i was from another tribe and i wanted to join them and had come to warn them of some adventures on their way.
They believed me and in anticipation began to shore up their defences.
Its around this time my team began to worry i had not returned and so the fighter ran in screaming dragging a panic stricken wizard with him setting off every alarm on the way.
When they arrive they are ambushed and shocked to see me spear in hand behind a make shift barricade with their foes.
In the destruction of the ambush i snuck up to the chief who sat comfortably behind all his men a beast of a Kobold rippling muscles covered in jewellery, covering his mouth i slipped my blade between his ribs while his men were clashing with the fighter. I removed his head and held it a loft.
The kobolds were shook they stood mouth agape and the fighter used this opportunity to grab the biggest and hold a blade to his neck.
With an intimidation check we had hoped they would lay down their weapons and the fight would be done... but they were under the impression i was a kobold and that their chief was unbeatable. So when i barked at them to get down on the ground... to our surprise they bowed. Suddenly my character had all he wanted before him, gold and praise. We persuaded them to give up the paints and used the money from our reward to buy better weapons and armour for the tribe and in time set about absorbing other tibes training them in stealth and combat to assist us in quests to amass more gold. In time my character became so intoxicated by the gold and worship he began to truly believe himself kobold.
That's cool as fuck, man.
Congrats on that. You made a boss for someone else to fight XD
You truly earned the title of The Kobold King
No way you managed to become the bbeg
I hate it when people treat kobolds just like cave goblins.. like geez there’s so much more you can do with them
Kobolds can perform many roles in a party!
@@Kanekuo how did you reply before the comment was even posted? I see comment posted 56 minutes ago, and your reply posted 59 mins ago.
Melon .-. magic!
@@Peztllence Foul Sorcery check passed
Melon .-.
*SOMTHIN FISHAY IS GOIN ON HEAR...*
Well then... *starts furiously writing in the dm notes*
amazing as always
>3
wait i fucked it up..
@@Kanekuo nonono, it is perfect
0o0 my two favorite D&D youtubes in one place?? (YuY) this is a dream come true x3
Two birds sitting in a comment 5 feat apart cuz there not gay
Hey i know you! Eyes closed part3 coming out in another week or so?
Playing a Kobold, I strongly approve of this.
My character holds about half of the session's running gags alone at the moment.
Am I the only one that thinks the dude looks like donald glover aka Childish Gambino
Once I drew his hair longer and added the beard, I could only hear "this is america' for the rest of the time
@@Kanekuo pretty much but thanks for the reply dude you got cool videos
*THIS IS KOBOLDICA*
THIS WAS THE CUTEST AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH, YOU DID GREAT
Now I'm curious to see what he does with gnolls
@@oliverlambert1336 OH MAN NOW IM EXCITED TOO
I want more dragon people
Rosco Dalton the Kobold King sounds like an amazing NPC I’d love to see. A human leader of a kobold tribe who almost sees himself as a dragon? Give him a pet wyvern and a small hoard shared by the whole tribe and you’ve got some good stuff. Not hostile on sight, maybe even have it be a bustling enough community that the party can help, stay there temporarily, or what else, as long as they can offer treasures for pay, not necessarily gold but actual treasure items.
What about making it a class
Ctrl-C Ctrl-V
This is how kobolds should be designed :D so cute and huggable
4:17 was that a reference to that pictute of jesus with a baby raptor on his hands?
Andreas Muller Opazo DING DING DING, sorry I don’t have a prize, but you got it
@@Kanekuo Cool! guess i'll treat myself to pizza or something, and don't worry i'll be sure to send you the bill.
"He became their dragon", the best sentence ever.
By the way, your Kobolds are adorable. Every time I watch this episode I want to be one/ have one on my team.
I’d love to live with kobolds. Always found them immensely adorable.
Every video of yours is a delight
This is so refreshing to see. I'm playing a kobold cleric, Garu Greyclaw. And everyday he tries his best to show everyone he meets that Kobolds can be good...by smashing his mace in undead faces.
I love when the enemies end up being not horrible and everyone is happy in the end.
Screw being a hero! I wanna be the kobold King now
StarSilverInfinity agreed, THE POWER OF TEAM KILLING
U are still technically a hero in they're eyes, who says u can't be both? 👍
This reminds me, paying PathFinder, King Maker campaign, we encounter Kobolds who loved blue mushrooms and only saw COPPER as a valuable treasure, NOT Gold. ME as a Druid quickly offered ALL the blue mushrooms we previously encounter and we became friends. I would bring them blue shrooms & copper (all the spare change we had) in exchange of gems and gold they lootes from caves and dungeons around the area. I even BEGGED the GM that I wanted ONE of those Kobolds to join our party as she developed an almost love interest with one specific one, who later became their new leader of the tribe.
I also played that campaign, I had heard that there would be a kóbold tribe somewhere... so I asked my GM to allow me to incarnate a kóbold that was part of that tribe but had strayed back almost a decade ago for matters with the bandits in the area. Did you know that there is a feat in pathfinder that you can get from level 7 called "Leadership" ?, and with it you can have followers and a companion that accompanies you and fights with you (which cannot have a level greater than the level of your character -2). Did they use that feat to represent the Kobold who joined their group?
that story was really cool. I like the idea of being able to develop methods of handling the tiny often subservient bad guy races other than just murdering them. the idea that brokering a small peace in exchange for coin, robes and other various trinkets to the point the kobolds named him their dragon and leader is a cool and amazing end to the story. Following thoughtform; after roscoe passes he could become a minor draconic diety and still help his kobolds in the pass
great episode I too love the little guys
My party was able to recruit a hoard of kobolds for their guild after they killed a adult green dragon.
the dragon made used the kobolds to dig her maze like lair and forced them to defend her from intruders
however when the party arrived at the lair they found it free of kobolds as the whole hoard had left to steal the "heart of the forest" a massive ruby and stock of treasure.
They did this in spite of the wishes of the dragon as she didn't want them leaving her undefended But the kobolds thought it was because she didn't think they could and she didn't want them to die even though in reality she couldn't care less about them.
so they went off anyway to try and win the dragons favor and were successful at getting the heart but when they met the party who was weighted down by loot and dragon parts at the entrance to the liar.
realizing there old leader was dead the koblods made the choose to join the party's guild instead of trying to fight them or survive without the dragon
and that is how the party recruited the kobold krew.
That was adorable! A lot of the "lesser races" often stay lesser because they're treated as lesser and forced to be lesser. Allowing them to be something more and giving them the chance can actually make everybody's life better.
... From these videos, I get the feeling you're a similar DM to me. AKA, a "Strict Monster alignments are stupid" and "talking your way out should always be an option." DM
Aka the best DM.
Frick strict monster alignments! If I want a kobold to be chaotic good, I’m gonna make a kobold chaotic good!
Strict alignments for intelligent monsters SUCK
_MAKE ORCS A PLAYER RACE, WIZARDS_
Only alignment that make some sense being strict are for angels and demons, or constructs that lack a will.
@@mattiaboscherini4001 I mean, even in forgotten realms (I.E, the most “traditional” D&D) you’ve got fallen angels and redeemed devils. But for the most part, I agree. I also think unintelligent animals are pretty much always just going to fall into neutral and that makes sense. A bear isn’t innately malicious, but it’ll still maul you if you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time. Same with constructs, like you said. An iron golem who was made to guard a door isn’t evil for smashing anyone who tries to go through said door. It’s an object doing what it was made to do, lawful neutral. My main belief is that intelligent monsters are capable of being good or evil and so strict alignments make no sense.
By far my favorite D&D TH-camr
That line, "He had become their dragon." is super cool. It feels raw and powerful, I love it.
Kobolds are best creatures confirmed, it's why I play them :D
1:38 "even then they're pretty slick"
Uhh i think you mean pretty THICC
Edit: "granting them a _little boost where it counts ;)_ "
Now I want to be a kobold overlord. Very enchanting story :)
kobolds are the best. befriend all kobolds, kobold lives matter.
I have such faith in your content that I don't even have to finish the video to drop a like. It's just that good.
And now seeing the latest episode, it comes full circle!
0:21 me and my monk? I am the kobold monk.
Why are they so damn cute? I LOVE IT!
Because Kobolds are basically tiny dragons without wings. They are PRECIOUS
Black Dragons then there are the urrd, kobolds with wings.
Black Dragons give kobl love
I used to play a kobold character in a homebrew system (not dnd) and that was awesome!! I was mostly a scout in the party and I never really fought (had a super low hp) but I could sense everything in the caves: secret doors etc.
Congrats. There is now a kobold king in my campaign, and I now love these little guys along with goblins thanks to you.
Wow. You made those Kobols seems SO CUTE!
This made me love kobolds even more, thanks man. Can't wait for more
Dawwww!!! They are so incredibly cute! I loved the story keep on telling us more Kanekuo. . . King!!!
Whenever I'm playing d&d I try my best not to kill kobalds. Doesn't matter what character I was playing; from the shinning Paladin to the fighter with a criminal past, I would never kill kobalds. I would either do nonlethal damage to them, or try to convince them to stop fighting. I can't help it, I don't want to hurt the little guys.
LITERALLY SAME... which makes the rest of the party... not too happy.
Perfect for a paladin. Morals forever.
I love the Kobold designs in this video. I would love to see more of these designs during an art stream or something.
I thought king dalton looked familiar
Sending positive, motivational vibes. Stay amazingly knowledgeable!
Finally a Monsters Misguided on Kobolds!
.. DAAWWW. They're so PRECIOUS! I wanna hug them.
Wow, that ending. I'm sitting in dumb awe at this video. That was amazing man, please keep it up this quality work!
This reminds me of an adventure I was a part of where the group had to pay back a clan kobold refugees that saved our lifes by protecting them from elven aggression while we helped search for the half dragon descendant of their old dragon leader who died holding back a group of high level elfs so the kobolds could escape with their lives
I was expecting a fall from grace, cautionary tale, but was surprised by a rather wholesome ending.
"Bring more shiny things!" That sounds like an adorable encounter
I loved this, Im a kobold player
And this hear warms my scaly heart.
Yo is it just me or do The Rock and Dwayne Johnson look almost the same? I wonder if they're twins
I didn't before but know that you mention it they do look suspiciously simmalar, Dwayne the rock Johnson also looks fairly similar.
Hmmmmmm maybe they are
@@kidyomu89 Yeah... I wonder, could they all be related, or just coincidence? I mean they even have similar muscle masses. I don't know...
@@Peztllence yeah, they even star in the same movie franchises as the same characters! Just look at fast and furious? Why aren't people talking about this??
Maybe because their just buff and therefore look the same
Hmmmmmmm. **Looking at a photo of both of them seperatly**
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Please never stop making content, and I don't just mean the D&D content either you have a amazing voice and natural flow too story telling.
You always manage to draw these monsters so cute. When I see them I dont wanna kill them, I wanna hug them and bring them with me
Those Kobolds are soooooo cute >
Holy sh*t that last story was good
A wholesome story of a man and his kobold beans
I'll never forget one of my first adventures when thanks to the intimidation of our barbarian charging over three rows of dining tables, axe wielded high and Viking war chant bellowing, we managed to not just defeat but temporarily enslave a group of kobolds. Our GM still argues if that was an evil deed or not, but we argue that it was a better alternative to killing them, and we did at least feed them and let them keep their crossbows. That last bit game in handy when we came across the evil mage who was summoning an otherworldly horror in the bottom of the mines, and our new scaly little servants were able to provide some useful covering fire. Granted, the minute we took our eyes off them on leaving the little rat bastards ran off with half our loot, but in retrospect I guess they'd earned it.
Also, is it just me being weird, or do you always seem to draw your goblins and kobolds... kinda sexy?
Pretty dope story. If I ever get the rare opportunity to come across kobolds not on the to-wipe-out-for pay list, I'll try diplomacy.
If no one minds, I’m gonna draw kolbolds this way now. I can’t draw draconic biased beings very well, so this may help me get a better handle on it 😁
That’s pretty cool that the Kobolds did not risk, of the human trader… when they had enough trinkets.. they valued the safety of their human friend..
Why oh why, do those Kobolds look so adorable?! They are by far the cutest D&D creatures I have ever seen animated.
the story of the Kobold king is awesome, such a good
would you mind if I would use the character as an NPC for my DnD Campaign I am running
Go right ahead!
We had a deal god dammit!
Amazing video btw.
(Crippling self-doubt sucks, make sure to take care of yourself)
oh my gosh they all look so adorable i want to hug them
Your Kobolds are so adorable. I love every single one of them.
jesus i want to play a campaign you write so bad
Loved how this story was amazingly original very entertaining it almost makes you like kobolds...but I know better✌️🖖
I beg for more little stories like this, theyre so entertaining with how you draw kobolds
I wanna hug the little guys. They just misunderstood rowdy little dragonids. give them a small bit of your shinies and they love you forever.
where my dad
I think I saw him just now going through some Jon Tron videos. Good luck finding him, little pal
Did you find him?
We all love you so stop self doubt
Dude, I'm loving these videos! I hope you keep them coming!
Those kobolds are adorable and I seek to adopt/play as every single one of them.
Tallfolk just need to be nice to the kobolds, it's easy
that Story i am stealing it and making him an npc in my dnd world.
Update please
I absolutely just love your stories, they are so interesting to listen to~
Dude, you're doing fantastic work here! Great art and wonderful stories to go along with!