Eystreem: Makes a video off all mobs in Minecraft being girls Me: If you turned the Ender Dragon into a girl I’m gonna get angry Fun fact: The Ender dragon is a girl and is named jean
1:17 "I am so sorry for your loss trust me you did not lose much" 4:18 "I will make her love me" *dies* 4:34 *dies *starts talking about how no girl wants to go out with him. Ethan: That's so mean! 😭 6:34 "would a male mummy be called a daddy?" 6:54 "hit ON me don't hit ME!" 7:55 *Ethan starts talking about how he watched Dream for years and tries to make a portal...then fails 10:30 "ThErEs a GiRl oN a ChiCkeN!"×2 11:53 "I AM A DWWAAARF" 12:48 & 13:12 - R.I.P. Headphone users 0:35 & 13:04 ? -um... Ethan care to explain? 😂 This whole video was so chaotic 😂💀
MY FAVORITE MOMENTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣: “THIS IS WHY YOU DONT MAKE FEMALES MAD!” “THE FEMALES ARE SCARY!” “NO MORE VILLAGE WITH THE SCARY LADIES!” EYSTREEM: “NO LADIES LIKE YOU” FIRELIGHT: EYSTREEM: “IM CHILLIN’ WITH MY SLIME GIRL” FIRELIGHT: “DON’T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” EYSTREEM: “…YOU SAW NOTHING” FIRELIGHT: “HIT ON ME DONT HIT ME!” EYSTREEM (EVERY 15 SECONDS): “STOP FLIRTING WITH GIRLS!” FIRELIGHT: “WE MUSNT FLIRT!” FIRELIGHT: “HEY I FOUND SOME NICE GIRLS IN THE NETHER…HEY LADIES”
you can protect your valuables inside of a chest by standing on top of it and using an easy command command is: /data merge block [Coordinate] {Lock:"[Any Name for your key]"} if you open the chest it will say "Chest is locked!" to fix that grab any block (i recommend trip wire hooks cuz it looks exactly like a key) and use an anvil to rename the hook or any other item to the name-key you typed in the command (works with barrels but not doors or trap doors.)
I love fame high will there be a season 2 please tell me my mum died a couple of days before you realised it and it brang me so much joy and happiness your videos always have:)
So these are mc girls huh? Horse=Centaur (eh ig centaurs r pretty awesome) Bee=Honey Bee? (Tru and false) WHY R THERE SATYRS THO! (Love saytrs but in my?) Villagers=Young women in dresses and aprons (I’m offended) Who decided to add ant workers and Egyptian mummies? Creeper=Eskimo w/ green hoodie (ok?) Slime=slime with limbs and a humanoid face Bats=Harpies (who thought that would be a good idea?) Fish?=Mermaid (how bout just a normal fish with fish eggs maybe?) Piglin=Skinny Piglin (whatever lol) I’m too lazy to write the rest so yea. But us girls aren’t exactly like dis and here is a quote: “Girls are scary” -Jordan. That’s right bois, listen to Eystreem
Eystreem: today we play Minecraft and we want to defeat the ender dragon. Firelight: all the mobs we will be girls, because i want a girlfriend so badly. Me: good luck surviving in a Minecraft anime
I love how Ethan is trying to flirt with every girl mob because he doesn't have a girlfriend :P plus I love how Ethan said to Jordan, "Don't you have a girlfriend?" :P
I WAS DYING WHEN ETHAN SAID "hey ladies come get these sweetness 😉😘" and jordan was like "bro why... 💀😐" and the ladies was like "oh hell naw LADIES GET EM 😏😝"😂😂😂😂😂
Jordan I just watched 5 years ago when like you was first youtuber and now famous and I'm a youtuber and I'll be a famous youtuber soon love your fav fan Kobie
That creeper girl and bee girl be like: "I'd rather die than go out with you!
For real
0:58 ethan has not changed he is still funny as ever 😂
11:52
No one:
Jordan while digging: "I AM A DWARF!" 🤣
Its part of a song he was gonna sing, its called diggy diggy hole i think
I love how Ethan keeps asking out female mobs
Wow we all can tell that Ethan REALLY BADLY wants a Girlfriend 😆😭 poor Ethan.
I agree I feel bad for Ethan
@@monicamiralrio6558 😅😂
Poor Ethan🤣😭 he died by a girl creeper🤣😭🤣
Yes
😍
I love how Ethan said i don't see a huge nose 😂
😂
I cant stop laughing
13:09
:)
I have never laughing like this before
Hahahaha
"Female mummy?what a male mummy be called a DaDdY?" Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
i say a male mummy is call a dummy lmao
@@Futuremaplee Why dummy?
@@Non_Consistent_Potato idek
Not funny
Shut up
13:10
Ethan: I DON'T LIKE MOBS! I-
Ender Dragon: What did he S A Y Y Y Y Y~?
6:35
Ethan: “Would a male mummy be called a daddy?”
Jordan: *”Please I don’t want to think about that-“*
No, it would be called D U D D Y
Yess...Daddy🥵😎🧐
@@lucianthamesthe emojis bro 💀💀
does anybody sell bleach
Me: comes back in 2 months.
Also me: wow he has grown👏😂
I came back after like 3 years just from his swing like a month ago!
@@castlecrusher909 haha that’s funny 😆
EYStreem: I'm never gonna see another girl mob in my life!
Ender dragon: Am I a joke to you!?
The sheep at 0:53 tho
Ethan is just asking out female mobs anytime he finds one 😀
I am sooo happy you did a vid with Ethan! Can u do it more often?
Fun fact:the ender dragon is already a girl even without a mod and her name is "jean"
I knew that
In another universe where its a boy: look its the ender dragon, john!
That's what I mean
Ella : how dare you??
Eystreem :what?
Ella:not thing
The next days
Eystreem
MISSING😂
I can't believe that Ethan is STILL looking for a girlfriend😂😂😂
Eystreem is not surprised. LOLOLOL
Lol
Hahaha i love how Ethan sad i dont see a huge nose
@@waffle5730 IMAO
LOL YEAH
Jordan: “The females are scary 😱”
Ella watching this video: “🥲”
Eystreem I love your vids specialy the build hacks btw I miss scary survival
Me too
Ya same
"I'm starting to realize why no one wants to be friends with me." My favorite quote.
😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂
7:43
Jordan: it’s day ethan I’m going out the front door.
literally breaks out instead of using the door.
He said I would go out the door but that's up to you
He said I wouldn’t
Alternate Title: Ethan simping for 14 minutes straight.
Wouldn't it be cool if eystreem and the gang made a vanilla mineceraft series ?
Eystreem: Makes a video off all mobs in Minecraft being girls
Me: If you turned the Ender Dragon into a girl I’m gonna get angry
Fun fact: The Ender dragon is a girl and is named jean
i was looking for a comment like this
1:17 "I am so sorry for your loss trust me you did not lose much"
4:18 "I will make her love me" *dies*
4:34 *dies *starts talking about how no girl wants to go out with him. Ethan: That's so mean! 😭
6:34 "would a male mummy be called a daddy?"
6:54 "hit ON me don't hit ME!"
7:55 *Ethan starts talking about how he watched Dream for years and tries to make a portal...then fails
10:30 "ThErEs a GiRl oN a ChiCkeN!"×2
11:53 "I AM A DWWAAARF"
12:48 & 13:12 - R.I.P. Headphone users
0:35 & 13:04 ? -um... Ethan care to explain? 😂
This whole video was so chaotic 😂💀
Hahaha i love the jordan and ethan duo cause they're so funny!
Now this is the kind of content that we could draw attention 👀👀
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Ethan: *DoEs A mAlE mUmMy WiLl Be CaLlEd A dAdDy...*
I'm so excited for my mom to buy me a Eystreem merch I'm going to be so happy
Your so lucky I can't buy anything I mean not anything cuz I live in Philippines but I don't know when my mom is going to buy merch
@@jencap7611 same tayo
Same
@@jencap7611 I'm from the Philippines too
@@jencap7611 same
Eystreem I have a video idea why don't you make a video of you playing pvp skywars that will be pretty cool 😎👍
@Azaan Parvez Gul Sha lgggggggggggg
This video is insane
If only there's an Addon in Bedrock Edition that is like this too..
I would go brrrrrrrrrr
Ella be like:JORDAN!
Frrr
Wow we all can tell that Ethan REALLY BADLY wants a girlfriend 😄 😭 poor ethan
When Ethan says "he's a lady's man"
ME: HAHAHAHA *remembers what happened on the date with Ethan's crush Milly*
MY FAVORITE MOMENTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣:
“THIS IS WHY YOU DONT MAKE FEMALES MAD!”
“THE FEMALES ARE SCARY!”
“NO MORE VILLAGE WITH THE SCARY LADIES!”
EYSTREEM: “NO LADIES LIKE YOU”
FIRELIGHT:
EYSTREEM: “IM CHILLIN’ WITH MY SLIME GIRL”
FIRELIGHT: “DON’T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND”
EYSTREEM: “…YOU SAW NOTHING”
FIRELIGHT: “HIT ON ME DONT HIT ME!”
EYSTREEM (EVERY 15 SECONDS): “STOP FLIRTING WITH GIRLS!”
FIRELIGHT: “WE MUSNT FLIRT!”
FIRELIGHT: “HEY I FOUND SOME NICE GIRLS IN THE NETHER…HEY LADIES”
The mob that you had no idea what it is is called a ghast sister which was added in the mod and sometimes explores things
what is the mod even called?
i miss ethan and eystreem survival series. Am I the only one?
Ethan says I dont care about the content only the girls are killing u 😂
Finally a new video with Ethan
Hopefully you post a new squad video soon
0:17 he just finished watching tapl's videos because tapl's intro is the same
EYStreem. I Miss Ur Scary Survival. Can you make a scary survival movie by all your scary survival videos because i just miss test steve
Me too
Ella: Jordan~~~🙃🔪
Hahaha🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
Ethan: would a male mummy be a daddy?
Jordan: I don’t wanna think about that.
Me: I just lost brain cells…
Same
the enderdragon is already female beacuse the egg lol
😂😂
TRUE
Its mom could’ve abandoned and the dad stayed.
It may be a dad and the mum is somewhere else like bird sometimes do
So true😂
"Minecraft, but Every Mob is a girl!"
Me being triggered but also laughing like crazy: So your saying every mob is a boy?
(once again) Jordan: they reject is
Ella : you have chosen your death
Ethan's mom : no videogames for a week 😡😡😡
Jordan: am never goin to see other girl mob in my life
The Minecraft world: am I a joke to you?!?!?!?
yessir another banger
Hahaha it's super funny!!!!! Ethan and creeper happy together! :)
"There's a on CHICKEN!!!"
-Eystreem 2021
13:09 I cant stop laughing when Ethan fall and and says OHHH THE DRAGON
And i cant stop repeating that part
The fact that out of 1000 videos at least one is you asking out something in Minecraft.
2:04 Ethan:I dont see a huge nose🤣🤣🤣
Well,did you know that when you look on an enderman they will just look at you and when you look away from them they will attack you?
Yes.
you can protect your valuables inside of a chest by standing on top of it and using an easy command
command is: /data merge block [Coordinate] {Lock:"[Any Name for your key]"}
if you open the chest it will say "Chest is locked!" to fix that grab any block (i recommend trip wire hooks cuz it looks exactly like a key) and use an anvil to rename the hook or any other item to the name-key you typed in the command
(works with barrels but not doors or trap doors.)
You are lony 😔
Finally eystreem does mod speed runs lol
love the video
Eystreem really grows subscribers, btw the girl mobs are really hot ya know but dangerous
0:12 - 0:16
That is just hilarious Eystreem! I absolutely adore your content
I love fame high will there be a season 2 please tell me my mum died a couple of days before you realised it and it brang me so much joy and happiness your videos always have:)
Thats so sad RIP your 😊😭😭😭😭 im so sorry take care
You go to eastbourne
So these are mc girls huh?
Horse=Centaur (eh ig centaurs r pretty awesome)
Bee=Honey Bee? (Tru and false)
WHY R THERE SATYRS THO! (Love saytrs but in my?)
Villagers=Young women in dresses and aprons (I’m offended)
Who decided to add ant workers and Egyptian mummies?
Creeper=Eskimo w/ green hoodie (ok?)
Slime=slime with limbs and a humanoid face
Bats=Harpies (who thought that would be a good idea?)
Fish?=Mermaid (how bout just a normal fish with fish eggs maybe?)
Piglin=Skinny Piglin (whatever lol)
I’m too lazy to write the rest so yea. But us girls aren’t exactly like dis and here is a quote:
“Girls are scary” -Jordan. That’s right bois, listen to Eystreem
You two is so funny 😂
You know, the ender dragon is already female so that means one thing.
eystreem content is so funny😂😂
Eystreem: today we play Minecraft and we want to defeat the ender dragon. Firelight: all the mobs we will be girls, because i want a girlfriend so badly. Me: good luck surviving in a Minecraft anime
When you see a cow and think"that is not a female cow" then realize a cow is female a bull is male.lmao that was me
Yay! Ethan is back!
Ethan Is so hilarious 😂😂 respect to you all 😊✌️
Your best eystreem
You SUS! 😱😱😱!
Ey... WHAT DID U DO TO THE POOR DOLPHIN?! 😭
What does girl warden looks like when it gets added?
I love how Ethan is trying to flirt with every girl mob because he doesn't have a girlfriend :P
plus I love how Ethan said to Jordan, "Don't you have a girlfriend?" :P
I almost missed this oops that would have been the biggest mistake of my hole entire life
Big mistake
I WAS DYING WHEN ETHAN SAID "hey ladies come get these sweetness 😉😘" and jordan was like "bro why... 💀😐" and the ladies was like "oh hell naw LADIES GET EM 😏😝"😂😂😂😂😂
I wish I would have the same datepack as you because I like mods and datepack
4:35 Ethan:Hey ladies come get this sweetness not again
Am I the only one who is disappointed that the enderdragon wasn’t a girl
🤬
TommyInnit would love this mod!
Ethan is trans congratulations 😂🎉
Ommmmmmg HE IS FINALLY IN THE TREND
Firelight: where's the villager
Eystreem: Right here
Firelight:I didn't see big nose
😂😂😂😂😂😂
RIP Eystreem 2021 to 2021 : the Female mummies still miss you
ethan is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
dude, a tip, give the link of the mod in the description.
The creeper girl loves Ethan so much she exploded.
7:34-7:40 lol if you know you know
Ethan: Oh...what does this girl do? OH IT'S A CREEPER!
I was cracking up!
I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.
You and Ethan should do like a big series of surviving in a new world or you should do like 1000 days in Minecraft with ethan
This video is sooo fun!!
Ethan's Mom: YOUR TASK GET A CUTE GIRLFRIEND
Ethan:Okay 🥲🥲🥲🥲
at 8:39 when eystreem makes ethan dig the obsidan hes got an evil smile on his face Lol
Ethan's joke about a male mummy reminded me about my dad's joke
Every time you pause the video you get a funny Eystreem expression
That intro was so funny!
😂😂😂
I can't eat my mango without laughing....
i havent had a mango in a while, i want one now
Ethan be like : to the lava pit du du du du duuuuu 6:43
Jordan I just watched 5 years ago when like you was first youtuber and now famous and I'm a youtuber and I'll be a famous youtuber soon love your fav fan Kobie
This is so good!!!!!!