"Sports In America" - Trevor Noah - (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

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    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dank7802 what do you mean by that?

    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dank7802 gtfoh with that bullshit

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂U just made my day!!

    • @susellar4511
      @susellar4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dekroxx Kroxx exactly lmao😭😂 thas brutal

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@David.jaemin wow.......is everything ok? Need a hug??

  • @nc-pf3qm
    @nc-pf3qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13586

    American sports: play among themselves and call it a world series

    • @nc-pf3qm
      @nc-pf3qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@raw_projects5514 it must be pretty flat then

    • @komiyaaikocrizar.5383
      @komiyaaikocrizar.5383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      @@raw_projects5514 uhmm no not really you ignorant fool...maybe it was before now not anymore...other countries have already long surpassed USA...just because you guys were the pioneers doesnt mean u guys will be on top forever

    • @suesue5142
      @suesue5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@komiyaaikocrizar.5383 you forgetting Rome, England, Egypt. All huge empires 100s of years before America was invaded by the British.

    • @singwithsangar5387
      @singwithsangar5387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Because they impose all their s*** on the world especially Middle East countries

    • @corneliuswhite5139
      @corneliuswhite5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I never understood that either. LOL

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8035

    when you are a football fan, but you have to call it soccer, because your audience is american xD

    • @miloraddjurdjic1695
      @miloraddjurdjic1695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @H S who else calls it soccer?

    • @chickennugget9254
      @chickennugget9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      why should he conform just because of naming stupidity

    • @Mirsab
      @Mirsab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 I think typically countries who have another sport called football, like Australia with Australian Football and Ireland with Gaelic Football.

    • @Adam-wx6ht
      @Adam-wx6ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 South Africa

    • @galfleming6770
      @galfleming6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Mirsab Ireland tends to call football, football, when referring to what America calls soccer. Depends what part of the country you come from & your background.

  • @BJDragon-zm4lq
    @BJDragon-zm4lq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3956

    America doesn't realize how different it is from the rest of the world

    • @packball7854
      @packball7854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Cuz they think the world's revolve on them

    • @imanipatrice9492
      @imanipatrice9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      BJ Dragon8589 oh we realize it, and we like it

    • @user-xo1oh9tl4l
      @user-xo1oh9tl4l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      BJ Dragon8589 we like to think we’re normal

    • @err91
      @err91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup merica

    • @babyjordane8374
      @babyjordane8374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@phoenixgracee we are all different just that Americans think their difference is different

  • @shannonaranda2745
    @shannonaranda2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    omg the shoe thing is so real - I was in Mexico with my husband there were signs to tell Americans DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES OFF!

    • @lennivyvolk7398
      @lennivyvolk7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      is that fucking serious?

    • @ole340
      @ole340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@lennivyvolk7398 Yes it is, I have friends working in Roissy and they've seen such incidents too! 🤣

    • @Ana-bt8pr
      @Ana-bt8pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      when I told my mom that I have plans to spend my january's vacation in California, USA she tried to convince me not to go by saying "they'll make you take your shoes off and walk like that in the airport" lol

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe if you used your eye rolling time to ask yourself why a shoe bomb has happened in the first place you'd realise who's fault it is. Nobody is acting as if it's America's fault pretty sure we're just aware of the facts as to why it's America's fault lmao.

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For everyone action, there is an equal reaction.

  • @david_legodi
    @david_legodi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8011

    On a serious note though, *_you deserve to host the Oscars_*

    • @amandaphillips4344
      @amandaphillips4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      💯👏👏

    • @Fisker94
      @Fisker94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He better check his Twitter feed then.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Who gives a fuck about the Oscars?!

    • @RawBerserker
      @RawBerserker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      But the Oscars don't deserve him

    • @david_legodi
      @david_legodi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RawBerserker why saying that??

  • @bosskweku
    @bosskweku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    The last time a black man scored using his left hand jumping over a mixed-race Indian...😂😂😂

    • @rees_1876
      @rees_1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Godfred Arthur half-indian😹

    • @kryptonitefitness
      @kryptonitefitness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hhahahha

    • @planetunie6397
      @planetunie6397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rees _187 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bosskweku
      @bosskweku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Michael Freed lol

    • @RH-th2py
      @RH-th2py 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      was on a friday in the month of may, it was raining very hard and it even hailed for exactly 37 seconds in the westmost square mile of buffalo, new york

  • @internetathi
    @internetathi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    His transitions in between accents is so golden. This has to be one of Trev's best shows.

    • @godsbeloved5169
      @godsbeloved5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You must watch his "Jokes about deaf people"

  • @nicolesteyn9336
    @nicolesteyn9336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    Any other South Africans reading through the comments to see what other countries think of us?
    Trevor makes me proud to be South African!🇿🇦

    • @Skylla54
      @Skylla54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not only Trevor. My college mate is from South Africa as well. So clever and so fun.
      "Engineering is no fun"
      "Sorry but that's not true. I am here because it is fun"
      German Professor 🤨... Right.
      Nailed it, that's how to argue! 😄

    • @siyabongainnocent7234
      @siyabongainnocent7234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're not Alone @Nicole

    • @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846
      @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🇿🇦

    • @sehrkorall8248
      @sehrkorall8248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wanted to go to South Africa this year but corona made me stay home...I don’t know what it is but South Africa just excited me since I was very young :( Greetings from Germany!

    • @newbris
      @newbris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trivial, but watching Trevor speak I was thinking, South Africans don’t say “are” in their sentences. “We going there” rather than “We’re going there”.

  • @basikally
    @basikally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    'This is the machine, not your husband'. Lol 😹

    • @hongluzhang7771
      @hongluzhang7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      the MACHINE....

    • @vk3139
      @vk3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@hongluzhang7771 But how does the MACHINE work if there is no vodka to feed it?

    • @misainsider
      @misainsider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @SuomiFinlandPerkelee
      @SuomiFinlandPerkelee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vk3139 "I am THE MACHINE" 😂 legendary.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I almost burst out laughing but then I remembered that it was midnight and people are sleeping 😂😭

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3625

    Trevor Noah is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Who else agrees?

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he's as funny as the rest of the generic racist leftie comedians in the US

    • @xGeF0rc3x
      @xGeF0rc3x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@boogeh3630 if you call this man a racist then i don't know what to say lmao

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xGeF0rc3x Then don't say anything lmao

    • @slowanddeliberate6893
      @slowanddeliberate6893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      For sure. One of the best.

    • @shaynemaker8905
      @shaynemaker8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@boogeh3630 you must be high asf

  • @sadmanmahi2584
    @sadmanmahi2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    As a Muslim it totally got me
    " It is a machine , not your husband "😂😂😂

    • @thameemansari9159
      @thameemansari9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course as a Muslim you should be knowing that you don’t take your clothes off on public like an animal🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
      Only dogs and pigs roam around naked in public and not humans

    • @Lockheed_007
      @Lockheed_007 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thameemansari9159 other animals wear tuxedo?

    • @olvustin6671
      @olvustin6671 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hand tailored

  • @egnato1165
    @egnato1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    In Spain, soccer commentators are straight up bipolar.
    "And the match starts. Nice to see this team finally fresh and ready to go, we've seen them train before hand, amazing to watch the goalkeeper just moving around, feeling great, cheering his teammates up. On the other hand, the weath- OH MY GOD HE'S CLOSING IN THE DEFENDERS ARE GOING CRAZY ONE OF THEM IS ON THE FLOOR THE REFEREE SAYS NOTHING THE BALL KEEPS MOVING *HE'S GONNA KICK IT IS HE GONNA SCORE IS HE GO-* and the ball goes out. Hmm. Anyway, the weather looks nice today..."

    • @rafaguelfand6615
      @rafaguelfand6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Debe ser una cosa latina, en LATAM y en Italia es igual 😂

    • @arbabasukalsar4361
      @arbabasukalsar4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @domlorg96
      @domlorg96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No se amigos

    • @roompa2271
      @roompa2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The capital letters :D - I read it so fast just like they do in commentary! LOL

    • @MrWolfy08
      @MrWolfy08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hahahahahah...every place is similar

  • @sangchinyang
    @sangchinyang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    As a international student who travel to US frequently, many aspects are very true, but Trevor make it so damn funny lol. Good job sir!

    • @ayandandzabandzaba9558
      @ayandandzabandzaba9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i always wear my university hoodie so i get less question at TSA

    • @hanhong6691
      @hanhong6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ayandandzabandzaba9558 I did that too, I change my jacket to the hoodi with my university name on it before I get off the plane, so the officer barely asks questions.

    • @joshtif7724
      @joshtif7724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And still not get a heart

    • @jimtokee8450
      @jimtokee8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to learn some grammars in the US😊

    • @vashanthk2507
      @vashanthk2507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/HRn6m5dfrMc/w-d-xo.html it is important..

  • @kandyappleview
    @kandyappleview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    “I’m here for Holiday.”
    “Which one?”
    😆😆😆
    That’s totally America.

    • @EoCA777
      @EoCA777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is it common in other countries to call vacation holiday?

    • @kandyappleview
      @kandyappleview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@EoCA777 yes. I don't know if it's common in every other country but definitely in some.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      my one 😂😂

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      But if you say "I'm on holiday", it becomes obvious.

    • @michellechee7890
      @michellechee7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What do they mean by which holiday? Like easter, new year etc?

  • @mcsifisok.luthuli4732
    @mcsifisok.luthuli4732 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Trevor you are such a character man!!!

  • @patrickwaithaka4228
    @patrickwaithaka4228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Anybody else going on a Trevor Noah marathon??!!ohhh snap!!!

  • @pitti-sing1203
    @pitti-sing1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    My brother is a football coach. This reminds me of his "normal" conversations every single day. 😂

  • @MF-ep8ky
    @MF-ep8ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "This is machine not your husband "😂😂

  • @juliaormachea8024
    @juliaormachea8024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This was hilarious!!! Being a foreigner I know that airport feeling ...... all my kids are American citizens so I get questioned even further. Thanks for the laughs .... this struck home!

  • @devonhutchins2176
    @devonhutchins2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Sports is the only time when Americans read and listen to statistics the rest of the day they deny,ignore and straight up make them up.😂😂

    • @saucyballs702
      @saucyballs702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They learn from the best - their president.

    • @MrTouremark1996
      @MrTouremark1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      devon hutchins 😂😂😂

    • @uhurus2
      @uhurus2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @AimanRIP
    @AimanRIP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “This is machine, not your husband” hahahaaaa I’m dead xD

  • @vijaysahni7666
    @vijaysahni7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    I just love the way he mocks Americans 😂😂😂

    • @sheilameyers152
      @sheilameyers152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He mocks America in such a hilarious way... you just have to laugh because most or all of it is true!!! Trevor KEEP America laughing at themselves!!!😁
      ..

    • @LoneStarr1979
      @LoneStarr1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      but he also mocks south africans quite formidable...
      th-cam.com/video/Ms6W9zgjN9E/w-d-xo.html&start_radio=1 (Attention all Passengers)

    • @heydonpark
      @heydonpark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Try that in Russia, China and most other countries. LOL

    • @quanghuyvo6112
      @quanghuyvo6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heydonpark you guy not the only one have humor

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's ok if he mocks South Africans he one and besides South Africans LOVE to laugh

  • @horsenuggets1018
    @horsenuggets1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    when he started commentating football I got Martin Tyler and Alan Smith pop up in my head

  • @alimohk13
    @alimohk13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    8:15 punchline..... Never before i have felt so much pressure to look like my self.
    I was younger then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lubanzi_official
    @lubanzi_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    When your "born a crime" but still murder it since day 1, props to you Trevor, you're role model motivating born-frees like me, love from Durban, South Africa

    • @karmaleglass2168
      @karmaleglass2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c there is only one race and that is the human race...please understand the difference.

    • @Kredige
      @Kredige 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@karmaleglass2168 - "human" is not a race. It's a species. I see your point about equality, and very much agree with it, but you don't get to make up your own classifications.

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c lol....I'm not mixed race, After Apartheid was abolished in 1994 the term born-free was created to official say that
      "We have gone through great oppression and we've found liberation so those who come after us, will be born free from the system of oppression"
      Since Apartheid was a system used to oppress Native South Africans, so if your born after 1994 you're automatically a born-free in South Africa. Born Free from the system of oppression

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c don't stress about it, you learn something new everyday

    • @mariamkhan3833
      @mariamkhan3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YASSSS IM FROM DURBS TOO! Much love and admiration for Trevor 💯❤

  • @lethabomncwanga5558
    @lethabomncwanga5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    We need a new Netflix special ASAP and Love from South Africa 😆😆

    • @Nacnacey
      @Nacnacey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lethabo Mncwanga I hate the South African people u guys are worst go the hell

    • @joshualee6903
      @joshualee6903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Nacnacey voetjek u naai and btw if u didn't know, trev is from SA, so then why u watching this video.

    • @realkshitijraheja
      @realkshitijraheja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro u guys have Netflix?

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@realkshitijraheja
      Yes, we have Netflix in South Africa

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Nacnacey
      Then why are you watching this video that is created and staring a South African ?

  • @hirrafa
    @hirrafa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Yea, hooo, security.
    Safe and sexy"
    🤣

  • @_Sadia-A
    @_Sadia-A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I can’t get enough of his stand-ups. 😄
    Keep them coming, Treva.

  • @usmancheema847
    @usmancheema847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    5 seconds after the video uploaded ... some ppl in comments... "OMG that was so Funny..."

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fucking losers.

    • @BokhaBaby
      @BokhaBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TH-cam premium accounts watch video while it being uploading

    • @Resurge_
      @Resurge_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      its a reupload some ppl saw most of it

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BokhaBaby why you lying...i have premium too...

  • @taz12391
    @taz12391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Not a fan of sports but Trevor makes it so interesting. Don't stop performing! Love from India. 🤩

  • @lelouchvibritannia4235
    @lelouchvibritannia4235 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was great! I love how you don’t rely on dirty jokes and curse words to be funny. Great stuff. Loved the “welcome home sir” bit. The airport is so scary hahaha

  • @jubair5605
    @jubair5605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Every time I watch this guy talking, I am assured of laughing (or at least smiling) and knowing something I didn’t know before

  • @StrumVogel
    @StrumVogel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Stocks? They’re up and down!” 🤣

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Trevor's pantomime of "Holiday" is priceless!!😂😂😂😂

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean vacation 🤣

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Romain Savioz nope, we mean holiday. We outnumber you?

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tairneanaich ???

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Romain Savioz so sorry, I hadn’t watched the whole thing yet I thought you were just saying that 😂

    • @pragathesi6541
      @pragathesi6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont get the battery part at the end

  • @chaitaligajankush1461
    @chaitaligajankush1461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The moment he said welcome home sir😍😍😍 I fell in love with this guy.

  • @KathrynFritze
    @KathrynFritze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This man is genius! Spot on with US airport security. I’m a citizen and have regularly been harassed.

  • @Xentrippy
    @Xentrippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    YOU'RE THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME PROUD OF MY COUNTRY ❤️🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      brent rorke say no to xenophobic now your proud of shithole

    • @maiteseale4851
      @maiteseale4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@samutykuntathebantu8402 I think you should understand what South Africans are fighting for before calling us shitholes. Every country has its wars

    • @uncletentertainment1029
      @uncletentertainment1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maite Seale fighting with people who didn’t fought you???

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maite Seale fight with who? al-Qaida alshabab or Taliban? i do not understand your shitty response

    • @johanng2076
      @johanng2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why all the hate just cause a guy is proud of where he's from. Yall need to chill

  • @niaXara23
    @niaXara23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This brings back memories when I was an international student. Best years of my life.

  • @otisiedwin1815
    @otisiedwin1815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr.Trevor Noah, your accents are impeccable, u are so good at it. U are the best of the best

  • @xGeF0rc3x
    @xGeF0rc3x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Hey Trevor! Please come to Germany we love your stand up shows!!

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Will that really happen I had Togo to Amsterdam to see him can Germans take jokes like that?

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Will germans take his jokes I had to travel from Germany to Amsterdam to see him.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yoyototo2054 Why wouldn't we? It might shock some people but we are quite similar to other human beings... ;)
      Saw him in Amsterdam as well, great show.

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eriposs3638 well you maybe right but so far I have never seen a German knowing him I can run around Nuremberg and ask if they know it will be a no and we'll it's my impression I know that a minority of germans know him and will enjoy his show but I bet you won't make a areana full when he performs here in Germany but depending were.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yoyototo2054 You have a point there but that's not related to their humour but to the fact that they can't see him in German TV. A pity.

  • @camillakanani898
    @camillakanani898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is the kind of comedy that heals all fatigue after work

  • @MyTouchOfMagic
    @MyTouchOfMagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I laughed SO hard. Being a South African who travels to US on holiday I feel this pain on every level. I’m usually so scared of going through customs in case they send me back for answering questions wrong! 😂🤣

  • @maishamanarat3902
    @maishamanarat3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    "When you're a woman in middle east, you're already a sin" lmao

    • @Skihis75
      @Skihis75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      .....then DO something about it.

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Skihis75 What exactly do you expect them to do?

    • @lindaawadah2115
      @lindaawadah2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You’re not a sin in the Middle East if you’re a woman. You can’t compare all countries the same. I was born in Canada but am also Lebanese. There’s a huge difference between Saudi Arabia and Lebanon and huge difference between Iraq and Dubai. We might have similar cultures but very different thinking. I like you Trevor and like watching your videos but disagree of what you’re saying about me as a Middle Eastern woman.

    • @eventusvantos2770
      @eventusvantos2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lindaawadah2115 exactly and even within the country itself it varies eg in Iraq Erbeel is very different than other cities

    • @sahaerkaaki5050
      @sahaerkaaki5050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@lindaawadah2115 I'm from Saudi Arabia and it's not like you people think. Maybe some people especially in villages still think that way. But Saudi is changing.

  • @DeogratiusJrMichael
    @DeogratiusJrMichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    South Africa
    Let's live in peace..🇿🇦❤❤❤🇿🇦

    • @wendtointonde705
      @wendtointonde705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DeogratiusJR vlogs killing strangers is not peace , the quietness of what going on in SA is what hurts the most.

    • @ladyd3217
      @ladyd3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If wishes were horses, beggers will ride. SA is disgusting!

    • @sabelomiguel4199
      @sabelomiguel4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ladyd3217 just like your comment

    • @domrun3547
      @domrun3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lady D get a grip gal we amazing How I love this country South Africa

  • @kamauagape4993
    @kamauagape4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Trrevaaaaaaaa!
    This is needed!...considering what's happening in south Africa

    • @sainjawoof3506
      @sainjawoof3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's happening in the world!!! Stay safe💗

  • @beltuanihdearaujo7896
    @beltuanihdearaujo7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 '' What Are You Doing '' ... Trevor knows every single accent in the world .

  • @nicolem2877
    @nicolem2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why is Trevor soooooo funny! Lol

    • @Boinky202
      @Boinky202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂.. Can't help but want to meet you in person... Just made my day 😂

  • @aishanidas1217
    @aishanidas1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "..you have to bow to the American as you answer..every question of his…"😂😂😂Trevor is the funniest ♥️

  • @SmileyB0mb
    @SmileyB0mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Smooth delivery and great nuances blended into humor. I feel like I get more truth from Trevor's skits than news agencies.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "this is a machine, not your husband" 😂

  • @jkalmeta
    @jkalmeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Damnit Trevor. Lady in the Dubai airport joke made me pee my pants laughing. I was not prepared.

    • @ussurp0015
      @ussurp0015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂that got me too

  • @briarrose4664
    @briarrose4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    i’m not first
    i’m not last
    but when Trevor uploads
    I CLICK FAST😤💨

    • @rudevortex9339
      @rudevortex9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here

    • @monoastro
      @monoastro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wOw So oRiGiNaL

    • @sebin6419
      @sebin6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damnnn!!

    • @amsananzhaunianthunder1966
      @amsananzhaunianthunder1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not the purest
      I'm not the badest
      But when I read these poam
      i can feel the flow

    • @orangegiraffe2503
      @orangegiraffe2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact, this a completely original never seen before comment. Thank you for enlightening us to a new era.

  • @karanbhatt9320
    @karanbhatt9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "What's happening in economics"
    "Nobody knows"
    Watching during Coronavirus

    • @ArchAngelJun
      @ArchAngelJun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too I'm bringing today

    • @DDMs-jt8ol
      @DDMs-jt8ol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730
      @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well.. The news reporters are clearly uneducated but we knew that before, the politicians don't really say anything, but that's normal. But anyone who understands economics at a fairly basic level understand: people have to stay in, so they can't buy as much stuff as they used to, demand for stuff goes down, so production has to slow down, workforce has to be reduced, some firms will go bankrupt, people lose their jobs, so they don't have any income, so they can buy even less stuff, and so on and so on.
      Therefore, stock prices go down, since the firms will make lower net income, shares are not worth as much, the logic for other financial instruments is essentially the same, so the prices of the instruments will move accordingly...
      When there is news that suggests people will be able to go back out and buy stuff, expected net-incomes go up and subsequently share prices, firms consider recruiting now to produce more in order to be able to satisfy the expected upcoming demand etc...
      When there's bad news it follows the opposite path...
      Of course if people are going to be allowed out in a longer time, it might mean they won't have any money at all, so even if they are allowed out, they won't be able to buy anything, so it's nowhere near a straightforward model as this, but you understand the concept and the directions thing take !

    • @mansibarshiliya5420
      @mansibarshiliya5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hear Bhatt and it reminds me - 😂😂😂

  • @marjoryrekna3779
    @marjoryrekna3779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "I feel like a child in a catholic church" 😄😄😄

  • @colinkensley
    @colinkensley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trevor you are the best comedian in the world hands down

  • @lawrencedelrosario9189
    @lawrencedelrosario9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The football commentary is so accurate lol

  • @gkopij
    @gkopij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love you Trevor. You are a gift from heaven to all of us and I am not American. Your sensibility and the international point of view on Americans and the rest of the world is refreshing, educational , intelligent , encompassing and fun at the same time. My kudos go to you. Full admiration.

  • @ruthwoodin550
    @ruthwoodin550 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so f--king funny. He just described my feelings when I go through Customs from Canada to the US via plane.

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mr. Trevor Noah, you're a bad ass and you're working really hard for good. Thank you for your service. I'm astonished as to how you find the time to perfect your standups alongside other projects. Keep going and stay true to yourself.

  • @edoshehb5504
    @edoshehb5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Still funny no matter how many times I watch ^^

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, right 😂😂 always feels like the first time ..!

  • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
    @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Love your performance and your personality mate. From Tajikistan

    • @dagemshawel2456
      @dagemshawel2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Da phuc is tajitiskan?

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Altinay89
      @Altinay89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dagemshawel2456 educate yourself, dude

    • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
      @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Altinay89 is right.

  • @nothandowadi8640
    @nothandowadi8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man.., how he learnt all those accents?🤣🤣 " what are you doing" my favorite

  • @elmienliebenberg9145
    @elmienliebenberg9145 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You make us proud everyday Trevor! 🇿🇦

  • @batman1796
    @batman1796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This was so true, and made me laugh😂😂 especially u.s. customs for foreigners, 7:56 "almost as if you have to bow to the american".....jajajajjajaja😂

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, a tall person can always bow down to a microphone, but a short person cannot possibly jump up to the microphone. So I do get why they had to make the microphone very low. Remember it isn't uncommon for women to be 4.5 feet tall.

  • @phantazm2012
    @phantazm2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watch Trevor during my lunch break time in order to lighten up my mood from the stress I got from morning and recharge myself. Thank you my Battery ❤️. I am a 🌻 and Trevor is my ☀️.

  • @airliebeachswimcentre7241
    @airliebeachswimcentre7241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What a sexy man with brain humour, your jokes makes me laugh from the heart. Feels good to laugh again. Thank you being on this world, feels like you bringing the nations together and everyone can laugh about it.

  • @Queensossa
    @Queensossa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best thing in the world binge watching Trevor's comedy

  • @VirginsHigh2
    @VirginsHigh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Treevor notice me maan ! mucch LOVE, huge fan ;D

    • @sofiafernandes9
      @sofiafernandes9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, it's not Trevor, it's "SEEEENPAAAAAAI!".

    • @akhilraj9924
      @akhilraj9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sofiafernandes9 aren't you just a peach, you little potterhead!

  • @thesourcewithanna4460
    @thesourcewithanna4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Am literally addicted to your videos.. Love ❤️ from Uganda 🇺🇬

  • @snigd
    @snigd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Never before have I felt so much pressure to look like myself!” 😂😂😂

  • @thangasponnu
    @thangasponnu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I have never seen more focus put on sports anywhere else in the world "
    Clearly Trevor hasn't visited India

  • @raffaellaparlangeli899
    @raffaellaparlangeli899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    thank you Trevor!! You made my day/week/month/year....life!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop watching your clips!! ..🤣🤣🤣

    • @mawawabanele770
      @mawawabanele770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raffaella Parlangeli lol 😂 really year?

  • @B69ne
    @B69ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This special is what made me a fan of Trevor Noah. This set is 10/10 for me.

  • @zwothemadeit8167
    @zwothemadeit8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    ''Woohuuu security! Safe and sexy"
    Dead

  • @pasalgado980
    @pasalgado980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    -Trevor: “Soccer narrations are very chill”.
    -Me: *laughs in Latin American*

  • @annakoch9972
    @annakoch9972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've allredy seen this but I can't stop watch, even if there are some big news on the headline. I must see Trevor Noah to the end. ❤

  • @arthursadiki5530
    @arthursadiki5530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simply the best

  • @Stacy-
    @Stacy- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I haven't laughed that hard in a while. You have an amazing gift.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I'm taking my clothes off" - "no no no no!" 😂

  • @buffysummers5080
    @buffysummers5080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    As an American I am so in agreement with him. I was dying laughing from the start about the pre and also post game stat announcers. Most of them are ex players by way

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watch football with my day, and that starts three hours before the game when ALL the little sports shows make predictions in who will win and tell you the same 13 sports related news over and over again 😰

  • @samuelkyama5935
    @samuelkyama5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My name is Martin Tyler and with me as always is Allan Smith ... 😆(Champions League song in the background)

  • @ultrainstinctshaggy669
    @ultrainstinctshaggy669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You gotta love how, with each re-upload, Trevor lengthens the videos.

  • @her.in.london8285
    @her.in.london8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You make me laugh no matter what! Genius

  • @emmanuelbuthelezi5877
    @emmanuelbuthelezi5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I envy you Trevor.... you really inspire me.... watching your stand up jokes is very educational and so funny at the same time...

  • @suzegiljer3206
    @suzegiljer3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trevor you are a genius.Your topics and observations are so original.Thank you very much for making us laugh.

  • @alucardmax4891
    @alucardmax4891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trevor, you are a legend. Your stand up and daily news always makes my day. Sincerly, THANK YOU!!!

  • @riannelelia
    @riannelelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This guy keeps me sane😂😂😂👏❤

  • @mihaela1547
    @mihaela1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I haven't laughed so much in so long. Thanks for that Trevor!

  • @karenlerato357
    @karenlerato357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You SO brilliant Trev! We miss you here! LOVE from South Africa!

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trevah you crackin' me up like some nuts on a field day 😹 🤣

  • @berislavfurac5622
    @berislavfurac5622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    they treat you the same way they would treat a person who is a suspect for terrorist actions,because their job is exactly that.AND ITS TERRIFYING

  • @fabiendominique4
    @fabiendominique4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Always makes me laugh. Great performer

  • @zohairfahmee3238
    @zohairfahmee3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This is machine , not your husband" LMAO

  • @kerriganqueenofblades7128
    @kerriganqueenofblades7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember this one time, me and my parents went on a trip to America. I needed to put something from my bag down in my moms bag, and the guy working there starting getting angry and was like “What are you doing?” “Why are you putting something from your bag down in hers?” “Why couldn’t you keep it in your own bag?”. I think he thought I was planting a bomb or something, it was terrifying for a little kid when you’ve never tried something like that before

  • @watisdit7124
    @watisdit7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trevor
    This is hilarious the stories had me laughing so much i felt happy thank for this

  • @rahulbohra8338
    @rahulbohra8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Comparison from Sports to Economy was spot on.....hilarious....it is actually true for every country.......

  • @shaunip345
    @shaunip345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "As a woman, you're already a sin!!" 🤣🤣

  • @hyesung_dailydose
    @hyesung_dailydose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trevor you're an accent machine! How precise you are!

  • @riannelelia
    @riannelelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "like a child in a Catholic Church. "😂😂😂😂