Hitler's Wettest Dream is what this video is. The modern tanks, the ability to come back from the brink of collapse. The bunker screams must've been nuclear themselves to make this happen
I always hated how this mod made the U.S. and U.K. practically non-existent. The allies are basically just a super-juiced France with a tiny bit of forces from the U.S. and U.K. After some point, even the big countries like Russia and France stop making more battalions, even though they have infinite equipment later on. No matter how long the game goes on, the U.S. and U.K. will sit on several hundred factories, near no divs, and millions in their manpower pool. It feels awful surviving the early game only to realize that countries don't replace their losses. I think at some point even the Russians stop making divs, despite having infinite mils and plenty of manpower left. If you pass the 4-6 month mark and have a stable frontline, you've won the game.
Yes that's why it's actually "easy" atleast if you are decent at the game. You need the correct strat and have to trade good. Well it's funny that it seems like the germans grind down the allies although it should be the other way round.
its true in base game too... idk what happened but base game japan always lives til the player naval invades their empty ports, usa never plays the game
The Mod does it because the US and UK AI in Hoi4 would shuffle the many units that the US and UK had, making them leave the frontline and go elsewhere, like towards Japan or something. Making the game very easy. But the French AI won't do that, because the mod makes it like the Enemy is on the direct border with France, making the AI prioritise Germany. The US and UK AI won't do this because the Germany isn't on their direct border.
I'd like to think that there was one tiny spot in Germany that was never affected by WWII. Maybe even one guy who refuses to believe that the war's happening!
The thing I’ve always hated about Endsieg is how it just gives everything to France and how Soviet logistics aren’t modeled correctly, they have infinite manpower in the game but irl the Soviets had severe manpower shortages even as early as 1942. The mod just buffs everyone but the Axis and goes against the historical aspect of the game entirely
@@accountname9506 saying better logistics than the germans even in mid 1942 is like saying more reasonable than a twitter user it barely means anything
yeah little known fact but the red army was on its last legs when it marched into berlin. Its actually insane how close the germans got to winning against the soviets. Allies opening another front really made a difference
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
@@Маккензи002 All thos Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200 hours of playtime. Then there is Dankus, doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex-Pro, rage like a teenager even though he is a grown man with a kid.🗿
When you beat the Endseig Challenge as Germany: Kalm. When you realize you just saved Hitler's regime: PANIK! When you realize it's only game: Kalm. When you realize Twitter will cancel you anyway: PANIK! When you realize that you don't care about Twitter: Kalm.
10:45 On the start of the video I thought that he was using cod waw music, but this, obviously, conforms it (It's my first video on his channel so I don't know if it's a reoccurring theme).
Bro the con was so amazing i watched it twice ! I just found one easy yo fix flaw and thats Rommel was dead after failing of eagle nest terror operation and it was before the date of this gameplay thereby he shouldnt be availsble as a general ! God tier con nevertheless
@@DankusMemecus Either you get rekt by Germany, or get rekt by _Germany_ **insert cringey yet deep and seductive voice saying the latter part of my stupid comment**
When it comes to naval invasions the AI is absolutely retarded. It seems mostly based on luck if anything happens. Hell I’ve literally played a game where Italy Naval invaded the British in 1941.
20:00 mazeltop is een Nederlands woord 🇳🇱. Mazel stands for luck and top stands for good. He basically said: "thats good luck!" in Dutch hoera 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Hou van je content dankus! Je bent een toffe memecus
Leuk, maar nee. Mazzeltov is een Hebreeuwse gelukswens die in het Nederlands (en veel andere talen is overgenomen). De mazzel betekent dus 'ik wens je geluk toe'. Andere woorden zijn bijvoorbeeld jatten, bajes, pleite, tof, etc....
AI has a rule that they won’t defend France before France surrenders(most of the time). For example, in the titans clash mod when I pushed the Allies back to the French border they pulled all there troops out since there was no American controlled territory to defend.
Look at the window throughout the video, notice how it goes from day time to night time.
Yeah, that's how long it took...
What’s the sound the music you used
@@bootybanditforrest2396 mostly from Command and Conquer :)
@@DankusMemecus what was the song at the 11 min mark?
@@birdseyeviewpolitics that one was from call of duty world at war, something with red army, don't remember the name
Lol
Hitler's Wettest Dream is what this video is. The modern tanks, the ability to come back from the brink of collapse. The bunker screams must've been nuclear themselves to make this happen
Nah the USA would nuke Germany and even more men would die.
bruh
Surely at least as nuclear as the preparations they made for their wunderwaffen
Steiner's counter attack
man just said hitlers wettest dream😭😭
pov: Steiners attack worked
I was waiting for that comment
Stalin:это был приказ, контратака зукавов была приказом!!!
fr🤣
@@the-goat165 ikr
Legends say, that after winning 1945 start date as Germany, you start mega-evolving at 5x speed
big chin gaming
biggest chin gaming
Even biggest chin gaming
bigger biggest chin gaming
@@shotgunsideshow8958 bro be a habsburg now XD
I always hated how this mod made the U.S. and U.K. practically non-existent. The allies are basically just a super-juiced France with a tiny bit of forces from the U.S. and U.K. After some point, even the big countries like Russia and France stop making more battalions, even though they have infinite equipment later on. No matter how long the game goes on, the U.S. and U.K. will sit on several hundred factories, near no divs, and millions in their manpower pool. It feels awful surviving the early game only to realize that countries don't replace their losses. I think at some point even the Russians stop making divs, despite having infinite mils and plenty of manpower left.
If you pass the 4-6 month mark and have a stable frontline, you've won the game.
Yes that's why it's actually "easy" atleast if you are decent at the game. You need the correct strat and have to trade good. Well it's funny that it seems like the germans grind down the allies although it should be the other way round.
its true in base game too... idk what happened but base game japan always lives til the player naval invades their empty ports, usa never plays the game
Bro calm down it just a game
@@Chanulkur ?
The Mod does it because the US and UK AI in Hoi4 would shuffle the many units that the US and UK had, making them leave the frontline and go elsewhere, like towards Japan or something. Making the game very easy.
But the French AI won't do that, because the mod makes it like the Enemy is on the direct border with France, making the AI prioritise Germany. The US and UK AI won't do this because the Germany isn't on their direct border.
So this is it, the moment where Dankus will show himself worthy to Tommy and everyone else and prove them wrong
ez
@@DankusMemecus Vi får väl se då mr Dankus
@@Sorieat *Herr Dankus af Memecus
Imagine being in the Wehrmacht after all this, and get the order to march into Russia AGAIN in 1947.
Ohh shit here we go again
and get nuked by your own country
Operation Barbarozwei
Could you imagine the sheer terror this would have unleashed if it happened in actual history?
The based ending
The 20 child soldier casually murdering thousands
With their bare fist
how tf would underequipped seniors retake europe?
@@SelandraTheTomewormNaga exactly why it’s so terrifying
The CoD WaW music brings so much Nostalgia back. The Russians were OP in that game. Except for the German grenade spam.
I finally finished my all veteran campaign and my goodness, the nade spam was unbearble.
I joked with my uncle on the same topic that it’s not even CoD at that point. It’s just dodgeball
@@jamesf4076 dodge restarting to last checkpoint
Im so glad somebody noticed
I'd like to think that there was one tiny spot in Germany that was never affected by WWII.
Maybe even one guy who refuses to believe that the war's happening!
There were
Imagine not making Felix Steiner a field marshal
Dankus Chad chin got even sharper while playing Endsieg
4:46 Pretty sure you get mutinies if you have lower than 50% war support. Doesnt cancerus have 6K+ hours in this game?
Ah yes 6 million hours in HOI4
@@aimilize3518 Dancus is a pro so its reasonable
Because he never gets below 50% war support
@@googane7755 ???
@@aimilize3518 ok maybe he's good, but 6 million hours?
25:59 “The german engineering makes our tanks move at 2,2 kilometers when nuked.“ 😂😂😂
Man I have mad respect for you playing 1945 Endsieg properly. You deserve a medal.
TY
Dankus simp
The allies nuking Vienna was out of spit of the art school there after Germany's sudden retaking of Europe.
The thing I’ve always hated about Endsieg is how it just gives everything to France and how Soviet logistics aren’t modeled correctly, they have infinite manpower in the game but irl the Soviets had severe manpower shortages even as early as 1942. The mod just buffs everyone but the Axis and goes against the historical aspect of the game entirely
'historicially' the germans would get shitstomped, so some fudging is necessary to make it actually playable. also the AI is fucking stupid
@voo they had better logistics then the germans. manpower was a problem, yeah, but it was for germany too.
@@accountname9506 saying better logistics than the germans even in mid 1942 is like saying more reasonable than a twitter user it barely means anything
@@mhyc22 lmao this is true
yeah little known fact but the red army was on its last legs when it marched into berlin. Its actually insane how close the germans got to winning against the soviets. Allies opening another front really made a difference
When Steiner's Counterattack doesn't fail
Dankus, for a long time I only knew you from tommy's stream, and now I love watching you play this game.
YES MAN!
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
All those Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200hours playtime. Then there is Dankus, Doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex pro, Rage like i teenager even tho he is grown man with a kid.🗿
Toxic troll
@@Маккензи002 All thos Hoi4 players claiming to be the best ever to play Hoi4 but can't beat mp game against players with 200 hours of playtime. Then there is Dankus, doing Endsieg as a joke and making TommyKay, ex-Pro, rage like a teenager even though he is a grown man with a kid.🗿
21:00 alternate reality where Steiner’s counter attack works
Rejecting an art student resulted in said art school to be obliberated to ash. The butterfly effect is real
24:18 Love how he gets one single truck from Italy :D
So this is the first time I've seen someone win endsieg without exploits, incredible by you dankus
ez
Either this is mad delayed or I'm scared for your sanity Dankus
Good editing,now you can actually see what’s going on and see dankus microing 👌🏻
yessir
As a reward for being the first hoi4 youtuber who I watch that completed endsieg, enjoy your new subscription
THANKS BROTHER
@@DankusMemecus me too
hitler: “DAS WAR EIN BEHFEL”
Steiner: “ok”
Where Steiner failed the Fuhrer awarded Dankus for rebuilding Germania from the rumbles.
I really like the editing, you deserve more views
WOOHOOO
imagine if this actually happened in ww2, holy fuck, i would be in awe.
What's the chance you would be alive rn
Yea that would be the greatest military feat in history if the germans managed to push both back and enforce a stalemate.
@@Gorge-890 well luckily that didnt happen.
@@exportgaming7658 sadly*
@@exportgaming7658 unfortunately*
Germany: Basically just Berlin and Denmark
Turkiye declaring war on Iran: *COWABUNGA IT IS*
Meme alert:
If Steiner attacked
25:44 Pov: AI Soviets nukes ur Modern Tank.
Bro is literally Steiner
16:37 germany who was about on the brink of collapse takes a few tiles meanwhile turkey: hey bro wanna invest in our country?
I love the use of cod waw music perfect it just makes sense for the subject
Dankus? oh you mean the new Steiner
21:00 POV: Steiner's counterattack
I LOVE endseig videos they're so cool to see how skillful you are
eeeeeey
When you beat the Endseig Challenge as Germany: Kalm.
When you realize you just saved Hitler's regime: PANIK!
When you realize it's only game: Kalm.
When you realize Twitter will cancel you anyway: PANIK!
When you realize that you don't care about Twitter: Kalm.
Canceling someone on Twitter just for a game is stupid
When you make this unfunny comment: 🤓🤓🤡🤡
@@marysartr My brother in Christ you have a JoJo pfp
unfunniest comment award goes to you
@@algiz21 HOG KILLIN' TIME!
10:45 On the start of the video I thought that he was using cod waw music, but this, obviously, conforms it (It's my first video on his channel so I don't know if it's a reoccurring theme).
The US and The UK eating rocks during endsieg
Bro the con was so amazing i watched it twice ! I just found one easy yo fix flaw and thats Rommel was dead after failing of eagle nest terror operation and it was before the date of this gameplay thereby he shouldnt be availsble as a general ! God tier con nevertheless
And THAT my dearest grandchildren was the Legend of Steiners Attack.
keep making good videos dude
Imagine that Germany would have won the war in this way
France: "Why do I hear doom music!?" "WHY DO I HEAR DOOM MUSIC!!!"
31 luglio 2022 14:46
Nel letto
Domenica
Sveglia alle 11
Riso con salsiccia da nonno
Steiner's countersattack but succesful
This is what happens when Steiner counterattacks
If Dankus was controlling Germany from 1939-45 we'd all be German.
Nah an military officer would be enought
@@Naba21376 fr
@@Naba21376 bruh mustache man was a way better strategist don't believe wehrmacht high command propaganda
Ahhh yes, this is exactly what Hitler wanted Steiner to do
who's the new editor? his work is really good, it's just that most people are not accustomed to him yet
check out description
Great soundtrack choice, love WaW it fits great here.
true
If Steiner's Attack Succeeded:
imagine being a French is knowing that Paris has fallen for the second time
Bro you did absolutely amaaaaazing ! 😂😂 i quite enjoyed every aspect of it no cap
no cap on astack
The call of duty world at war music gets me going like no other.
steiners counter attack go brrr
BREAKING NEWS: All of your generals left for Argentina
Hope they update the game to No step back, such a great mod.
Try rise of nations it is a combination beetween endsieg coldwar and modern day you can play every scenario from endsieg btw
This vid should be named:ww2 but Steiner attacked
If Stenier's attack happened:
Now do Denmark 1939 start date challenge (you have to stay democratic)
i feel like that challenge would be quick, one way or another
@@DankusMemecus Either you get rekt by Germany, or get rekt by _Germany_ **insert cringey yet deep and seductive voice saying the latter part of my stupid comment**
@@alicorn3924 lmao
Even I could do that and I'm not a pro or anything, this was way harder
I'm actually curious how Japan manage to hold on
When it comes to naval invasions the AI is absolutely retarded. It seems mostly based on luck if anything happens. Hell I’ve literally played a game where Italy Naval invaded the British in 1941.
american ai just does nothing in any game tbh
In my game Japan can take 99% of the pacific, the Allie’s wait until Germany is dead then they naval invade Japan and win
Hodor
It takes forever for Japan to die it’s so annoying waiting for the American ai to do something.
22:39 is fucking hilarious I love these random clips dankus
Nice choice of music when soviets start attacking.
What is that song hes playing at 11:20?
Call of duty World at War russland theme
16:06 what Hitler thought steiners counter attack would do
Just looking at the window near the end of the video, it’s already dark, so you need really good coffee for that
i always wonder how far this scenario couldve worked out in rl. I mean the equipment, manpower situation is pretty accurate😂
Hey Dankus! Try Italy on the 1943 scenario
Steiner gone sicko mode
Steiner would be proud
And hitler is still waiting for Steiner’s counterattack
Dankus you are now Steiner
Dankus renazifying Europe be like:
The "nein" was too good😂😂
26.56 really nice moment 🔥🔥🔥
But in reality, even if this happened, germany would get fucking nuked to oblivion.
Wouldn't Europe revolt if the saw how evil American is?
Oblivion? Thats assuming the allies had a good day😳
How hitler expected the stiener counter attack will be:
My boy doing a fuckin Wolfenstein moment
This is what happened if Steiner have enough force to attack
5:08 The NIEN got me
Mutinies' are based on war support. Strikes are based on stability.
ah yes, the "the allies won't warcrime us back" strat
The US was taking a timeout it seems
Oh look, Steiner's counterattack worked
If you insert boss music at the last defense to hold of the allies and russian scinematic
The war if Steiner attacked:
20:00 mazeltop is een Nederlands woord 🇳🇱. Mazel stands for luck and top stands for good. He basically said: "thats good luck!" in Dutch hoera 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
Hou van je content dankus! Je bent een toffe memecus
Nop
@@BananaRama1312 nep
Leuk, maar nee. Mazzeltov is een Hebreeuwse gelukswens die in het Nederlands (en veel andere talen is overgenomen). De mazzel betekent dus 'ik wens je geluk toe'. Andere woorden zijn bijvoorbeeld jatten, bajes, pleite, tof, etc....
@@cornee111120 nou goed dan
It seems a bit cheesy that the UK and US have no divisions in France at all, it just makes no sense.
AI has a rule that they won’t defend France before France surrenders(most of the time). For example, in the titans clash mod when I pushed the Allies back to the French border they pulled all there troops out since there was no American controlled territory to defend.
What’s the music from 1:31? Pls send help
It's the Red Army theme from HOI3
Germany tutorial when
1 day just for u georgen
Liberia tutorial when
@@DankusMemecus ok
@@DankusMemecus you said one day where it at?
Pov: steiner had enough Manpower and equipment
I have, and it is great to see someone else do it!
If Steiner actually had his counterattack
That call of duty WAW ost hits so hard
21:04 when you insult hitters mustache
Can anyone say what music dankus is using in 21:00 during steiner?