How We DOMINATED Paradox's HOI4 Tournament...

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  • @DankusMemecus
    @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    THIS IS THE SEMIFINALS, IF WE WIN THIS, WE ARE IN THE FINALS! 🥸
    Quarterfinals: th-cam.com/video/KQDnCI_Khl8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Xavier_Renegade_Angel
      @Xavier_Renegade_Angel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Axis seems to be harder to win with

    • @warbrain1053
      @warbrain1053 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well done! Sadly could not play against you

    • @markventura8620
      @markventura8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi dankus cant watch your other vids cause youtube said it was age restricted T^T

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@markventura8620 Hey Mark, when youre 18 you can watch them!

    • @isthatajojoreference2385
      @isthatajojoreference2385 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DankusMemecuswhat if I am a 42 year old man watching a little young boy play map games due to sexual attraction you produce

  • @12gark
    @12gark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    I think it's the first time I see Dankus on Japan having a normal game and limited impact because the the Axis is dominating so much that the game is over before the Pacific front starts to get intense. Never seen the Axis this powerful.

    • @epiclighthd7655
      @epiclighthd7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This was against an rp server, let him play against tfu community in a real mod and these guys will dominate xD (nothing against dankus btw, but this is not really a game that shows a lot skillwise, altho he obviously has good micro)

    • @qordar
      @qordar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@epiclighthd7655 they chose hmm bcz of all the rp players in this tourament, even horst wouldve been a better mod

    • @epiclighthd7655
      @epiclighthd7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qordar the mod wasnt hmm…. Both hmm and horst would have been trash because you have horst community and kinda hmm community participating which makes it unfair

    • @qordar
      @qordar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epiclighthd7655 what mod is it then

  • @The-rc9cm
    @The-rc9cm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    I'm not even surprised at this point... Dankus could do just about anything with just the raw amount of will power he has...

    • @itsrass1378
      @itsrass1378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      His team went crazy tho to they completely dominated that game

    • @tony-te7gd
      @tony-te7gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      These guys didnt exactly look good, judging by their eco

    • @55Ironside
      @55Ironside 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tony-te7gd yeah it was definitely a stacked game.
      Even ignoring eco, there's no way a Sealion should be pulled off so easily, on top of losing France and Africa that quick. The skill level difference was a mess.

    • @dieserjunge1233
      @dieserjunge1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@55Ironside it wasnt only the skill level, but mod aswell: the first game allies were completely overbuffed w/ getting around +25 civs from start (which would be fine if axis got some aswell) but after first game all allies except one team won so allies lost these factories, france isnt able to get enough doctrine, ger/ita got extra civs, soviets lost some eco making them weaker than vanilla.
      So even if the teams were 100% balanced out axis still are in favour. I dont want to say that dankus team played bad tho, mad respect to all of them

    • @theycallmeyoungsensei
      @theycallmeyoungsensei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsrass1378 hehe boy

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Don't let Dankus be Germany it's a mistake or Japan or any major

    • @dubsrus8071
      @dubsrus8071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      or any minors either lmao

    • @Cromwell_
      @Cromwell_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Don't let dankus play ezzz

    • @darijus4094
      @darijus4094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't let him touch Russia, bad idea

    • @IceMaverick13
      @IceMaverick13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Spain needs to release the state of Andorra as its own nation and *maybe* that single tile will be safe for Dankus to play without setting his faction up for world conquest.

    • @gigachad-gx9vu
      @gigachad-gx9vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      don't let dankus

  • @ilikecheese4518
    @ilikecheese4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    this tournament saw something momentous happen
    dankus is officially the first hoi4 player to take a shower

  • @tristan3340
    @tristan3340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    babe wake up dankus posted

    • @damdog74
      @damdog74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Babe, why aren’t you eating your dankus cake?

    • @ivanvodkevich
      @ivanvodkevich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You haven't eaten your USSR light tank paratrooper exploit cookies yet. Is something wrong, honey?

  • @randomguy-tg7ok
    @randomguy-tg7ok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Dankus sitting here pulling his weight but not having to do so because whoever was in the European Axis just decided to take a bunch of steroids and lifted what they had to with one hand.

  • @MixedMapping
    @MixedMapping 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Thanks for defeating the Bulgarians, we lost to them in the first round, bois were kinda toxic ngl.
    SALUTES!

  • @frefox2701
    @frefox2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Strong mirco, good builds"
    *click go brrr alta*

  • @The_Deztro
    @The_Deztro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    The amount of people who think dankus is only good because of "meme strats" is mental, dankus is probably one of the best players at least in top 6

    • @towl6403
      @towl6403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I thought that because i got influenced by a mad red haired granddad

    • @nothuman3083
      @nothuman3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bo beats him every time through mental domination

    • @xarmchia7750
      @xarmchia7750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@towl6403 I stopped watching the mad red haired granddad after I noticed his very un-based attitude towards our based memer.

    • @JJMK_1
      @JJMK_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He does memes strats because winning always is boring if it's too easy so he does meme strats and isn't focused because otherwise he doesn't have fun

    • @spaceinvaders011
      @spaceinvaders011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      its because dommykay doesnt understand meta hoi, so anything he sees that is competitively good is just "meme strats"

  • @birbboi4683
    @birbboi4683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    dankus: plays Japan or Any Major
    Factories : *aggresively starts making 60 tanks per second*

    • @dubdood
      @dubdood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tonks*

    • @currahee
      @currahee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maik tonka n win

  • @lugerry
    @lugerry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "We will do stuff where we can do stuff" - Master Dankus Oogway 2022
    Top 10 best historical quotes

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gg

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DankusMemecus you should write The Art of War 2 tbh bro

  • @KozWhyNot
    @KozWhyNot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    last time I was this early, Dankus wasn't banned from playing USSR

    • @shipshrekt2156
      @shipshrekt2156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @REMINGTON 2 cap

    • @Cmokshofra
      @Cmokshofra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @REMINGTON 2 lol what

  • @sylvananas7923
    @sylvananas7923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Africa wars : starts
    Panzers : ich bin speed

  • @trainheartnet5657
    @trainheartnet5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Boys when they are winning: Holy Poggers!
    Men when they are winning: E-Schports!

  • @12undeadz
    @12undeadz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Really like the new editing, shows very good context of whats going on

    • @akiamini4006
      @akiamini4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true bruh . If they could make it into the magical 23 min long vids that even make it more of a POG quality

  • @lolmenx4
    @lolmenx4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dankus thank you for reuploading this games/ streams, i've suffering from a hearthbreak and other problems related to that , like realizing that i have no real friends so yeah...You,Bokoen and ISP are helping me get through it.Just thanks, you have no idea how much you can help people so yeah...thank you

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Man life is shitty af sometimes, grinding through it works the best for me. Just find what you need to do to get through it. If its watching hoi4 videos or going to the gym or anything else, do it. ❤️

  • @gabe75001
    @gabe75001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    What makes Dankus so good is he has impeccable macro with his micro. He's probably only top 5 in terms of micro, but his eco-management is the best.

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey there bruh this was such a high octane e schport con and for a moment it even made me consider going back at HOI4 grind like it was that good ! Thanks alter

  • @jeanlov5398
    @jeanlov5398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love that heavy cruiser dankus borrowed was just left in southern china all alone

  • @axolotl_colourless
    @axolotl_colourless 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the part when Dankus said its espoting time, and esported all over the allies

  • @joelott531
    @joelott531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Talk about E-sports all the time"
    *Dankus made the word E sport*

  • @stormyprawn
    @stormyprawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was about to comment "wow dankus using heavy tanks again I bet, how original" but he didn't do his usual build. Mad respect.

  • @atwarroyal8770
    @atwarroyal8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If anone's wondering who was speaking at the beginning, its another twitch streamer known as elbowser, he does play mainly hoo2.

  • @pb10leogokal-elv.9
    @pb10leogokal-elv.9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    battle against a true hero... nice pick

  • @uccmaster1938
    @uccmaster1938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Allied troops in Malaya desperately holding on
    Japanese Dankus troops screaming “Eeee-sports!!”

  • @psychzach1588
    @psychzach1588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Video as always!

  • @remi609
    @remi609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can confirm that the zoomer haircut gives you 40% division attack

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LMAO that Africa speed run, Rommel just charged across it

  • @CarNageBFH
    @CarNageBFH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus: "Lennart we are training 90 Subs. WTF! XD lmao

  • @Nobody-qq4vj
    @Nobody-qq4vj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:12 anyone knows that clip name?

  • @chadson5984
    @chadson5984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:20 love it. Come to Brazil

  • @williamfoster4512
    @williamfoster4512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahahaah I can’t believe I got a shoutout

  • @BobBob-zu2dt
    @BobBob-zu2dt ปีที่แล้ว

    The intro: Great at Micro
    Dankus team in spain:

  • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
    @Yesunfortunately-r1x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whenever anyone is destroying someone to where its not even a battle but straight up cyberbullying in Hoi4 I just automatically hear North Korean military music in the back if my head

  • @marcfleuren7691
    @marcfleuren7691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just grabbed a meal deal sat down in the den and Dankus new hoi4 video pog lets go

  • @MasteFvanS
    @MasteFvanS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Lennard, we are training 90 Subs, what the f***!"
    "oh yeah"

  • @CarNageBFH
    @CarNageBFH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your Editor is fcking insane. Love your Videos!

  • @rileygraney9568
    @rileygraney9568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Extraordinary thumbnail art

  • @marioaugusto8313
    @marioaugusto8313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really wasn't expecting that Brazillian meme (LOL) KKKKKKKKKK, just lost all with that

  • @paulodecarvalho8965
    @paulodecarvalho8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Brazil joke was actually funny

  • @StockGoat
    @StockGoat ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro does he really stay awake all night and sees the sunset Just tò play Hoi4.
    Respect Bro.

  • @Wukia
    @Wukia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro the italy gıing
    for the britian was so epic

  • @nametba2295
    @nametba2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where is the used music taken from? I cannot seem to find the credit and yet it reminds me of some indie creators.

  • @Tom-oj7si
    @Tom-oj7si 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dankus is what Dommy wishes he could be
    Best of luck!

  • @ThatCrusader1066
    @ThatCrusader1066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good game!

  • @nathanlovatt5173
    @nathanlovatt5173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The UFC intro made me an instant fan

  • @Eduardo_0285
    @Eduardo_0285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a brazilian, I can say that every memes on dankus videos are funny, but cringe. im too, for this i love this channel, go dankus!

  • @on1599
    @on1599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    All those ukrainian flags in nicknames make me happy. Thanks for support from Ukraine!

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      We played against a russian team, mental win

    • @on1599
      @on1599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DankusMemecus x2 happines

    • @СрбскиВитез
      @СрбскиВитез 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Z

    • @BloodRavenSkull
      @BloodRavenSkull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Average Russian Subhuman Z

    • @Echo5427_
      @Echo5427_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Average Russian Subhuman Z

  • @sld1776
    @sld1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You are not grinding in Spain..."
    A busted vacation, huh.

  • @anthonychojvang
    @anthonychojvang 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "We are training 90 subs?! WTF?!"
    "oh yeah"

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the part where Dankus said "E-Sports".

  • @StarProcyon
    @StarProcyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:30 Blitzkrieg on its finest!

  • @steeb79
    @steeb79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for beating Bulgarian team, they were toxic as hell the second round.

  • @DevinPurcell
    @DevinPurcell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is grisha never in these games anymore?

  • @raulisrael7342
    @raulisrael7342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dankus I love your gameplay but please these thumbnails I can't

  • @tobipau7661
    @tobipau7661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18min of eeeespooorts

  • @kaik.9497
    @kaik.9497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    getting EschPORTED! EschPORTS! man!

  • @ramezemad7283
    @ramezemad7283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ahhh old days of undertale

  • @LT_Silver
    @LT_Silver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is Dankus telling them to avoid getting certain general skills?

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      if you get traits to 99% you wont have to grind for long before finishing them. getting a new trait makes your general grind traits slower so you want to avoid getting 100% of traits until you have 99% on the traits you want so you can finish them quickly. made a grind tutorial where i explain everything about generals etc ;)

    • @LT_Silver
      @LT_Silver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DankusMemecus I'll check that video out at some point

    • @atwarroyal8770
      @atwarroyal8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      z

  • @mickson2012
    @mickson2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can see the Japanese army coming to my home here in Johor bahru

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus actually playing EEEEEsport alda

  • @fabindopneu5419
    @fabindopneu5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:15 certainly an american geography expert saying that lol

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmm yes dankus I hope you win in the finales

  • @anthonychojvang
    @anthonychojvang 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap Germany and his tanks pushing through Africa 😳😳😳

  • @Armadas1987
    @Armadas1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dankus, play france i dare you

  • @mateusztalaga4667
    @mateusztalaga4667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's been a year daddy

  • @Ispeedymg
    @Ispeedymg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus: UK command needs an update lel

  • @Coteenjoyer
    @Coteenjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro put megalovania on war with china

  • @sinforoso1972
    @sinforoso1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:23 hell no 😂

  • @fireblade9129
    @fireblade9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey everyone there is this problem with my hoi4 when i start the game it disables my mouse and when im t the game tab it stops loading and when i exit the tab it starts loading and when i go back it again stops and when it loads for eg if i click singleplayer it wont do anything and disables my mouse when i enable my mouse again and exit the tab and come back to the hoi4 app it does the action i did before i exited
    PLS HELP ME TO SOLVE IT cause i cannot play it

    • @nein4013
      @nein4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is your mouse connected correctly, and is it pirated?

    • @fireblade9129
      @fireblade9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nein4013 yes it works fine and I have scanned with anti virus anti malware and even hijack restore

  • @henryhill1231
    @henryhill1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When doing montages do intense music like doom eternal music

  • @CrabHead501
    @CrabHead501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    allies got steamrolled in this one

  • @kxllz8945
    @kxllz8945 ปีที่แล้ว

    not the undying music

  • @Lawrance_of_Albania
    @Lawrance_of_Albania ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would gladly join your tournaments, but i dont want to pay 200 euros to play a single game multiplayer

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  ปีที่แล้ว

      what?

    • @Lawrance_of_Albania
      @Lawrance_of_Albania ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DankusMemecus I wanted to say i can't afford to buy hoi4 with all DLC's, That's like 200 euros. And maybe i gonna play game or two, and i get bored.
      DID YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?

    • @Lawrance_of_Albania
      @Lawrance_of_Albania ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DankusMemecus I play only single player, beacouse i have a cracked version of hoi4

    • @patrickkloiber741
      @patrickkloiber741 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​You dont need all Dlcs its dependent on the host and hoi on sale only costs 10 euros Lil Bro​@@Lawrance_of_Albania

  • @DeN-hl2dn
    @DeN-hl2dn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dankus gaming

  • @swatcccp4673
    @swatcccp4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always love to hear undertale remixes

  • @mollyy.mollyy
    @mollyy.mollyy ปีที่แล้ว

    shout out the editor bro

  • @inquisitor3255
    @inquisitor3255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The editor is commiting crimes against humanity...countryballs aren't supposed to have arms, legs, or mouths. It looks very cursed

  • @felipebarbosamedeiros4845
    @felipebarbosamedeiros4845 ปีที่แล้ว

    Não tô de brincadeira com vc mesmo dankus

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    TO THE MOOOOON

  • @spaceinvaders011
    @spaceinvaders011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HE GETS ESCHPORTED EVERYDAY

  • @vishslavia4341
    @vishslavia4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did the editing style change?

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ive got like 3-4 editors doing videos for me right now (theyre credited in descriptions under videos theyve done)

  • @lorenzogamer769
    @lorenzogamer769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am brasilian and this meme is Just very good

  • @zuxtyy141
    @zuxtyy141 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ESHPORTSSS ALTAAAAA

  • @keropnw3425
    @keropnw3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    allies 100% focused asia to the point of getting sealioned lol

    • @keropnw3425
      @keropnw3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      kind of funny the war even continues after a successful sealion. irl it would be over.

  • @sirdeakia
    @sirdeakia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holdup
    Was that a brazil meme?
    Like 100% brazilian brazil meme?
    What the fuck is going on here?
    You were not supposed to know of the secret rites!

  • @mathijswouters6898
    @mathijswouters6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone know what mod they use?

  • @dybo7486
    @dybo7486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    his teammates were a handicap fr

  • @TheAzureNightmare
    @TheAzureNightmare ปีที่แล้ว

    ESPORTS
    ESPORTS
    ESPORTS

  • @pedronabais1456
    @pedronabais1456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok who was that germany? holy fuck he stomped so hard

  • @kevinradtke3767
    @kevinradtke3767 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:00 Lord of the rings fan?

  • @henriquecoelho2627
    @henriquecoelho2627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Arregaram pro Brasil porra 🇧🇷

  • @12undeadz
    @12undeadz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who was the Germany player?

  • @rx7drift27
    @rx7drift27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the way he talks to teammates this "team" wont last long lmao

    • @pedrobadaro2380
      @pedrobadaro2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a tournament dude, what did you expect?

    • @atwarroyal8770
      @atwarroyal8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      z

    • @kryzzan7039
      @kryzzan7039 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pedrobadaro2380 Yea but he does this ALL the time, not just in tournaments

  • @Buutteerrss
    @Buutteerrss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you have so many mils?

  • @Shabazz859
    @Shabazz859 ปีที่แล้ว

    is there anyway to play this mod or?

  • @wersab5960
    @wersab5960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus pls send me the link of the huaa meme. Please I beg you.

  • @tomaschlapik7101
    @tomaschlapik7101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mod is it ?

  • @cauan6373
    @cauan6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:20 quer tirar ladrao e?