@@zamda_2560 Go look at videos of people being shot to see the power of a bullet. a tiny bullet that weighs less than half an ounce cannot pick up and throw a 200 lb man. Thats Hollywood magic, just like a shotgun that throws people 10 feet back. All a bullet will do is put a hole in you and you drop.
Sadly, a bullet doesn't have that much energy to launch that guy into the wall. What would probably happen is the soldier flinches a little and fall forward.
@@superspicy8740 he meant this episode examines various cults around the world that have committed horrific acts and suggests that some may have been influenced by aliens with a sinister agenda. Examined are groups who claimed to receive messages from ETs such as the suicidal Heaven's Gate and the Order of the Solar Temple; the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God whose leader murdered 750 followers; the human sacrifice murders of Adolfo Constanzo who claimed worship of the "trickster god" Eshu; the mass-murderous Thuggee cult of India; the Christian Circumcellions suicide-sect; Aztec human sacrifice rituals, and the theory that humans were hard-wired through genetic manipulation to worship alien beings as gods.It alleges advanced city engineering despite the use of metal tools and the wheel; knowledge of celestial events (such as pole shifts) thousands of years before the culture began; and a complex writing system only understood by the rulers and clerics among them. Featured artifacts include the sarcophagus lid of Palenque's King Pakal, who is said to be piloting a rocket ship; the La Venta Olmec heads suggested to represent African people in flight helmets; and the feathered serpent god Kukulkan possibly depicted elsewhere in the world as the Naga and Chinese dragon.
1:53 Nano: *puts a rifle round through some dude's whole spine in order to save teammate* Teammate: *suddenly realizes that shooting is effective, and decides to deposit his entire handgun mag into the dirt in solidarity*
4:03 would've almost been a war crime (man clearly had a medic symbol on his left sleeve) but he was holding a gun so it's legal to kill him, but however, 14:25 is 100% a war crime
I don't see anyone talking about it but, As a deaf guy that has been following you for a while, I seriously appreciate that you personally sub your videos, youtube auto subs are fun and all but there's more often than not multiple people in your vids so they aren't reliable this will probably get drowned out in the swarm of comments but I respect and appreciate you a lot, lots of kuddos on your road to 1M, you derserve it my dude, you're hilarious and a very good guy
Watching some of these ragdoll animations are so brutal. It's like regardless, they got hit with a baseball bat or something. My personal favorite is this one 6:47. Dude just gets spun 90 degrees 13:01 "I'm dead..." Turns around and sees a rifle swinging comically
5:17 Didn't know they had muslims in the french army screaming "Allahu Akbar" during charges (You can barely notice it between the screams and the artillery, but if you pay atention you'll hear it)
"I shot him in the head." "That tends to kill people."😂 Just what I needed.Laughed thru the entire thing. Edit: oh and does any one know the song in the first 21 sec of the vid?
In case you wanted to know, here’s a list of all current hentai. Adventure Kid Akiba Girls Aki Sora Alien from the Darkness Angel Angel Blade Angels in the Court Angel of Darkness Another Lady Innocent Beat Angel Escalayer Bible Black series Boku no Pico (Yaoi) Bondage Mansion Barabanba Campus Call Me Tonight Creampie Crimson Climax Cool Devices Dark Shell Demon Beast Invasion Discipline series Doctor Shameless Dragon Knight series Dragon Pink Elven Bride Enzai: Falsely Accused (Yaoi) F^3 (Frantic, Frustrated, Female) Fencer of Minerva Fish in the Trap (Yaoi) Futari Echhi (Stup Up Love Story) G-Taste Girl Next Door Green Green: Erolutions (legit how it’s spelled) Harukoi Otome Hatsuinu Hininden Gausu Hot Tails I Dream of Mimi Immoral Sisters series Imouto Paradise! Itadaki Seieki ! Jiburiru - The Devil Angel Kama Sutra (inspired by the book, the Kama Sutra) Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo Kite La Blue Girl series Legend of Lyon Flare Level C (Yaoi) Lolita Anime Lolita Anime (Nikkatsu) Magic Woman M Magical Canan Maple Colors Marine a Go Go MeiKing Mezzo Forte: Director’s Cut Midnight Panther Milk Money Mizuiro Moonlight Lady My Sexual Harassment (Yaoi) Mystery of the Necronomicon Night Shift Nurses No Money (Okane ga nai, Yaoi) Nozoki Ana Office Lingerie Ogenki Clinic Adventures Papillon Rose Perverted Thomas Prism Ark Private Psyco Lesson Rei Rei Sensitive Pornograph (Yaoi) Sexy Sailor Soldiers Sex Taxi Sex Warrior Pudding Slave Doll Sora no Iro, Mizu no Iro Stepmother’s Sin Steal Moon (Yaoi) Swing Sisters The Rapeman Tokio Private Police Tournament of the Gods Tower of Eutruria Twin Angels series Urotsukidoji Venus 5 Vixens Welcome to Pia Carrot Women at Work Words Worth I’m gonna go around TH-cam commenting this, so be on the lookout for me.
Well that is WW for you, sometimes you can't even tell whos who. And by the way if that was an american speaking german then that just adds to the confusion. Love your vids Nano, your a good soldier. Maybe not the best leader though... JKing
Nano: goes and says "hi" to the other guy
The other guy: *"gets blown up into atoms"*
Flex tape can't fix that.
FLEX TAPE
𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘴
Thanks for spoiling it asshole
@@brycegrounds476 oh boy, then don't read comments before watching video
"I swear it's always a machine gun..."
-Unknown WWI Soldier, Colorized
9:46 *Geneva suggestion moment*
American moment
I died at that part
dont worry war crimes aren't real
@@nicpardon1057 only if u win. So Win. Haha
Nic Pardon warcrimes are real
Nano as a History teacher:
*"And then i asked the squad leader what was the taste of his microphone."*
Im in tears 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Like a war veteran
I'm your 100th like
Nano would be a good history teacher
Of war
And commando
I would love that loool
‘Lacked suicidal charges’
69 likes... Nice but now i dont want to like
7:52 the most realistic kill physics I've ever seen in a videogame, the way he slams to the wall is really impressive
a bullet wouldnt do that
@@njmenaceify go watch DemolitionRanch, there you'll be able to see the real power of a bullet
@@zamda_2560 Go look at videos of people being shot to see the power of a bullet. a tiny bullet that weighs less than half an ounce cannot pick up and throw a 200 lb man. Thats Hollywood magic, just like a shotgun that throws people 10 feet back. All a bullet will do is put a hole in you and you drop.
Sadly, a bullet doesn't have that much energy to launch that guy into the wall. What would probably happen is the soldier flinches a little and fall forward.
you fucking dumbass, a ww1 bullet wouldn't have that much force to slam a dude to a wall
"Squad leader, what does your microphone taste like?"
"AHM?!"
100th like
He then stopped chewing
what flavor is AHM!?! again?
@@sparkz6349 I think he meant ham
@@superspicy8740 he meant this episode examines various cults around the world that have committed horrific acts and suggests that some may have been influenced by aliens with a sinister agenda. Examined are groups who claimed to receive messages from ETs such as the suicidal Heaven's Gate and the Order of the Solar Temple; the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God whose leader murdered 750 followers; the human sacrifice murders of Adolfo Constanzo who claimed worship of the "trickster god" Eshu; the mass-murderous Thuggee cult of India; the Christian Circumcellions suicide-sect; Aztec human sacrifice rituals, and the theory that humans were hard-wired through genetic manipulation to worship alien beings as gods.It alleges advanced city engineering despite the use of metal tools and the wheel; knowledge of celestial events (such as pole shifts) thousands of years before the culture began; and a complex writing system only understood by the rulers and clerics among them. Featured artifacts include the sarcophagus lid of Palenque's King Pakal, who is said to be piloting a rocket ship; the La Venta Olmec heads suggested to represent African people in flight helmets; and the feathered serpent god Kukulkan possibly depicted elsewhere in the world as the Naga and Chinese dragon.
5:34 I love how chill this kid is
"Dont kill me american, this is war crime!" -Random French Medic
He was german
Unus Annus?
@@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333 "was" now he is french
Im German ...-.-
@@jblakeplays2541 unus annus unus annus
"Should have maxed my Gamma! -Unknown soldier WW1." xD I liked that one.
I only just now realized that Nano sounds like Caboose from Red vs. Blue
Frrrr
uh oh...
Oh my god.....
He is endlessly running into battle without a single clue of what he or the others are doing.... So yes he is caboose and we fucking love him
He kinda does yeah
16:00 The sheer helplessness in this enemy soldier's act, and the subtle interaction with the nods, really made me giggle.
Should've of maxed my gamma
-unknown soldier ww1
You have to spam the space bar
-unknown Frenchman 1916
Bro I thought you were modest pelican😂😂😂
This quote truly shows the horrors that those soldiers went through
I've read "grandma" the first time...
@@rknequia6857 lmao
1:53
Nano: *puts a rifle round through some dude's whole spine in order to save teammate*
Teammate: *suddenly realizes that shooting is effective, and decides to deposit his entire handgun mag into the dirt in solidarity*
Last time i was this early Germany still had Elsaß-Lothringen
And Poland did not exist
4:57: F L O A T I N G C H A U C H A T
6:18 F L O A T I N G C H A U C H A T
ChileBall Animations i would say based, but its a f*ench creation
@@deadchannel5772 Praise Gun Jesus
and Konigsberg was not called Kaliningrad.
3:09 "So what do you think guys, artillery or chlorine"
*Now that's what I call a Geneva suggestion*
my parents seeing me play with my nerf guns in the woods: aww he is so cute
what it felt like: 0:09
brilliant
Whats the song
@@jonathansuparta3857 check pamela rs
@@jonathansuparta3857 Solo Cello Passion - Johann Sebastian Bach
7:25
"le pistolet c'est magnifique"
juste parfait ! ! !😂😂😂
(hello from france ^w^)
L'allemand de 7:25 n'était pas d'accord avec toi
@@Queauppa j'ai pas l'impréssion :c
12:17 for the record, you were totally right.
12:15 that's not dark,that's historically accurate
3:58 damn that was some John Wick style here
ohhh if they add the italian army back in Bf1 that itll be good
Man I like the beat, what's the music title?
@@mishahagihiruko1256 guess thats from john wick 4 riding on motorcycle while fighting against criminal shinobi assasins
@@aldrichcarlcruz8405 still couldn't find it, the title of the music
Whats the title of that music?
*is ww1, is an officer, shoots guy retreating*
Nano: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Me: That's literally your job though. lol
4:03 would've almost been a war crime (man clearly had a medic symbol on his left sleeve) but he was holding a gun so it's legal to kill him, but however, 14:25 is 100% a war crime
Geneva convection was made as the RESULT of ww1, not before or during.
It dosent matter if no one saw it
@@sargentdornan8623 wrong
it's not a war crime if the victims aren't alive
I think the first conventions were made in the 1860s but was finished after WWII.
7:24 "Le pistole, c'est magnifique" that part was the most funny for me 😂
16:03
This says a lot about life.
Very honorable
"le pistole c'est magnifique" I'm french and I approve ! Great video Nano
Me: sees the video before TH-cam can notify me
**Algerethims**
The first 30 seconds of audio is awesome... Corpse launch at 4:15 made me subscribe!
3:30 my bad . ....
I’m fairly confident that was me jumping in the trench at 10:15
Good job
and i got blown up by that grenade at 8:14
@@bobbytrevaskis2084 good job
and I got disconnected at -16:35
@@verticalflyingb737 good job
I don't see anyone talking about it but,
As a deaf guy that has been following you for a while, I seriously appreciate that you personally sub your videos, youtube auto subs are fun and all but there's more often than not multiple people in your vids so they aren't reliable
this will probably get drowned out in the swarm of comments but I respect and appreciate you a lot, lots of kuddos on your road to 1M, you derserve it my dude, you're hilarious and a very good guy
Nano: no fear only dreams
That on guy on the artillery: im gonna dream about hitting them with the artillery
The power of dreams can only do so much when put against a 37mm HEP.
3:20 This was the funniest thing i've seen out of this game.
2:25 An American officer actually did this, and is considered for some reason a hero.
That Trench charge with double kill was amazing,the edit really fits your action too! I'm always impressed by your content!
Fallion: "You got your wish, the fields are on fire"
Nano: "That was not my wish, this is"
[Shoots Fallion]
10:31
"DONT KILL ME AMERICAN- IM A MEDIC THIS IS WAR CRIME-"
-Medic last words
"Trust me my dreams can go pretty wild"
remember folks you heard it first from Nano
9:08 “Ok bandage him, bandage him quickly” *his leg is fucking bleeding and it’s detached*
7:01 What the heck is that German pointing to??? :D :D :D
The direction of his gf he had s*x with one day before he went to the trenches and died
He seemed very 'excited' by his teammate squirting under him.........
At 9:39 that red and orange thing was that exact moment when a rocket is coming in ur face
I thought the thumbnail was normal with the "I can't feel my third leg" until I processed it for like 10 second
Me playing Beyond the Wire:
"You've heard Elf on a Shelf... Now there's...
FRENCH IN THE TRENCH!!!"
0:33 when your weapon jams as fuq.
Lol
Nice choice of thumbnail and music. Btw, loved those slow mo scenes. And how abruptly the first ended.
10:45 imagine doing this irl while war
I couldn’t stop laughing at 14:32 when it says (I didn’t in class and now I do this for a living)
6:54 one guy raining like a fountain and another pointing to the right direction.
13:01 This has got to be one of my favorite cases of accidental visual humor
Watching some of these ragdoll animations are so brutal. It's like regardless, they got hit with a baseball bat or something. My personal favorite is this one 6:47. Dude just gets spun 90 degrees
13:01 "I'm dead..." Turns around and sees a rifle swinging comically
Loving the slow mo John Wick style action shots, great content Nano
You know what title of that music?
"Don't kill me. American! This is warcrime! I'm a medic-"
*Geneva Suggestion Intensifies*
Never tell an American it’s a war crime!!!! Your just enticing them to do it!
Ahh just like Vietnam
@@cj16423 fun times until the civilians ruined it..... dam hippies
I tell you what man, in these horrible times these videos literally make me laugh out loud. Your content is great
just the kinda whimsical atrocities I needed after a shit day, thank you nano!
Nano you’re ads.. I swear- they come up at the perfect time! Crawling thru a lake “ hold on” lays down and transitions to ad.
3:30 people would have really watched their buddies died like this in the world wars 😞
Your videos are getting better and better Nano. I don't care if you upload once a week, this is amazing!
no fear, only dreams - nano
I felt that
Nano, keep up the good work. u r a natural talent in funny lines, love your stuff!
1:28 best response to ever camper ever 🤣
I don’t know why it took this long to find your channel but god damn it I love it
5:17 Didn't know they had muslims in the french army screaming "Allahu Akbar" during charges
(You can barely notice it between the screams and the artillery, but if you pay atention you'll hear it)
4:57 Lol.The gun is invincible
Nano - " why are we losing? While playing as the french"
Also Nano- "I thought the French would surrender?"
It’s a machine gun
German soldier: ok
13:55
do crabs think fish are flying?
I think that they dont care
damn that's a deep question
My guy, you just gave scientists an idea to make another history changing discovery about animals
Crabs can swim too?
@@iiiiii8522 they can?
9:34 love how much happened in those 2-3 seconds
"I shot him in the head." "That tends to kill people."😂
Just what I needed.Laughed thru the entire thing.
Edit: oh and does any one know the song in the first 21 sec of the vid?
"Travels In The Night - Pamela RS", you have a good taste in music!
@@thinker787 thanks man, I just listen to everything that sounds good.
@@beauty3567 what if its a lie like it says from its name ?
@@kershrekvongayburg2802 what?
@@beauty3567 his name is 'a true liar' what if he is lying
7:10 can confirm instant flirtation points may or may not be given
Scary to imagine how that intro could probably be a real person's last moments in World War 1
Love the fresh opening animation nano, keep up the grand work!!
9:20 man why dident you show me that before i did it
Like your humour! Good editing. Subbed.
"This is very fucking cool"
Every country at start of WW1
dude: move please man
Nano: that’s not the correct password
dude:YODA
"Damn, this bayonet is pretty cool"
You have no idea how much this means to me.
7:40 "Trench is closed. Come back later." Very funny
"This bayonet is pretty cool" Said every Kriegsman
You mean ShOVeL
MARTYR COMPLEX INTENSIFIES
Love your channel my dude, thanks for another great video!
In case you wanted to know, here’s a list of all current hentai.
Adventure Kid
Akiba Girls
Aki Sora
Alien from the Darkness
Angel
Angel Blade
Angels in the Court
Angel of Darkness
Another Lady Innocent
Beat Angel Escalayer
Bible Black series
Boku no Pico (Yaoi)
Bondage Mansion
Barabanba
Campus
Call Me Tonight
Creampie
Crimson Climax
Cool Devices
Dark Shell
Demon Beast Invasion
Discipline series
Doctor Shameless
Dragon Knight series
Dragon Pink
Elven Bride
Enzai: Falsely Accused (Yaoi)
F^3 (Frantic, Frustrated, Female)
Fencer of Minerva
Fish in the Trap (Yaoi)
Futari Echhi (Stup Up Love Story)
G-Taste
Girl Next Door
Green Green: Erolutions (legit how it’s spelled)
Harukoi Otome
Hatsuinu
Hininden Gausu
Hot Tails
I Dream of Mimi
Immoral Sisters series
Imouto Paradise!
Itadaki Seieki !
Jiburiru - The Devil Angel
Kama Sutra (inspired by the book, the Kama Sutra)
Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo
Kite
La Blue Girl series
Legend of Lyon Flare
Level C (Yaoi)
Lolita Anime
Lolita Anime (Nikkatsu)
Magic Woman M
Magical Canan
Maple Colors
Marine a Go Go
MeiKing
Mezzo Forte: Director’s Cut
Midnight Panther
Milk Money
Mizuiro
Moonlight Lady
My Sexual Harassment (Yaoi)
Mystery of the Necronomicon
Night Shift Nurses
No Money (Okane ga nai, Yaoi)
Nozoki Ana
Office Lingerie
Ogenki Clinic Adventures
Papillon Rose
Perverted Thomas
Prism Ark
Private Psyco Lesson
Rei Rei
Sensitive Pornograph (Yaoi)
Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Sex Taxi
Sex Warrior Pudding
Slave Doll
Sora no Iro, Mizu no Iro
Stepmother’s Sin
Steal Moon (Yaoi)
Swing Sisters
The Rapeman
Tokio Private Police
Tournament of the Gods
Tower of Eutruria
Twin Angels series
Urotsukidoji
Venus 5
Vixens
Welcome to Pia Carrot
Women at Work
Words Worth
I’m gonna go around TH-cam commenting this, so be on the lookout for me.
Thank you
not exactly what i expected from the FBI....
I find this curiously appropriate for a Nano video....
Woah it's November what the fuck
The fact that this list is in alphabetical order makes it more intriguing
Lol, XD
Thx btw
This wholes sequence is like an action scene 3:42.
2:06 guys will understand
4:21 when the hunter becomes hunted 🤣
anyone want to mention the Death Korp of Krieg tactics around 2:30?
Watched your war thunder vid and hooked now my dude
Well that is WW for you, sometimes you can't even tell whos who. And by the way if that was an american speaking german then that just adds to the confusion. Love your vids Nano, your a good soldier.
Maybe not the best leader though...
JKing
POV youre a baguette 4:34
Viva la france monsiour
Saved your ass twice in this vid
4:47 no one gunna talk about the floating gun?
Somebody tell me what music that intro is, please. (It's not Sandstorm)
i wanna know too, it's beautiful
th-cam.com/video/blsyysM3YHA/w-d-xo.html
There
@@03idewagedesidiastawamantr84 WHO HAS SUMMONED ME
You know the music at 14:20 and last part?
6:55 HEY you found a blood fountain xD Captain Hero would be proud
Me, a console player knowing I can’t get any of these mil sim games even tho I love history:
Sniff
Save up and buy a pc. That's what I did 🙂
14:47 I laughed, but this actually would happen. A medic would be attending an wonded soilder, only to have them get shot and killed.
"I have an american flag but I'm german."
"Same thing."
Well NOW it is.
7:46 "Oh my god Nano"
Nano : nope
16:03
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this goes..." -An applicable quote
Oh no...
That intro animation ! and that "WWI quote" ... great stuff.
Song?
Intro Song? Solo Cello Passion - Doug Maxwell
Outro/Middle Songs? Electro Fight - Kwon
Ty
500k to 525k in one week
I really love your content and you deserve much more.
that comment at 6:39 is actually peak comedy xD
Haha that was hilarious the medic part when that bloke got destroyed when you were healing him and the intro 10\10.