So, I got a card from Michael that told me to take a minute and enjoy the airy view from the nearby cliff. Was that Karen???? Why, I oughta...She is so grounded!
The whole video was filmed in selfie mode with the setting not set to flip it back. 😐 But that's OK. When I'm watching this in the bathroom, I just watch it in the mirror. 😄
Micheal, pass the grass!!! He always seems like he's pretty happy and carefree... or is it care-less...? It must be something special in his hay! 🤔 🌳 🌲 🌴
Dear Useless Farm: I am the manager of a local Waffle House in Florida. I’m sorry to inform you that we have received multiple “harassing” type phone calls consisting of hissing and spitting noises coming from a rather hostile Emu named “Karen.” After a search online we narrowed down the culprit and we believe it is your Karen behind the calls. Karen did mention she was merely protesting our menu which consists of not only waffles, but many egg dishes as well. We tried to communicate that we use non-fertilized chicken eggs and not Emu eggs, but I’m not sure she was grasping the concept. In any event would you be so kind as to ask Karen to stop harassing our hosting staff as they have no control over our menu items. Thank you kindly. -Dwight Schrute, Acting Assistant to the Manager
WOW!! YOURE GETTING CALLS LIKE THAT, TOO?!?!? Does Karen have EVERYONE'S phone numbers, or are we just special recipients?!?!? 😂 Waffle House in Missouri. Bea Grudge, Asst Store Mgr and Customer Service Mgr.
And who's gonna tell me that Michael doesn't want us to like and comment so Karen can track us all down and pay us a very (un)fortunate visit one by one? 😗
Michael was disappointed because the "tarot" cards looked nothing like "tarots" 🥕, so he picked the next best edible thing. Way to pivot and be flexible when obstacles arise, Michael. 😌
I was worried that Karen would attack you with your eyes closed and was not let down. I genuinely was scared she might succeed tbh. Thankfully you’re smarter than I am.
@@Jay-nc4qi I still kinda wanna see it though!! Maybe we could all play a game of straws... short straw, get 2 chasing that Dino bird! Curious minds wanna know...
I LOVE your beautiful cards, Michael!! I am especially impressed with your writing, and command of language. Your bum sniffing may not be the best source of inspiration, however, so maybe keep an eye out for healthier, less smelly, sources. Otherwise, youre rocking it, Michael!! ❤😂❤
So glad to see that Michael’s emotional support straw is still working well! 😂
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Michael isn't mindful. He's mindless... And that's another reason that we all love him so much 💜💜💜
So, I got a card from Michael that told me to take a minute and enjoy the airy view from the nearby cliff. Was that Karen???? Why, I oughta...She is so grounded!
LMAO!!!
BarnHareDontCare, ha 😅 hello from Poland 🇵🇱 and my rural life channel😊
Karen ordered a special tarot deck of only Death cards.
When you said that they were Michael's cards, I totally expected them to be blank inside😅
Me too!😂
@@LindaC616 Technically, the cards were blank before Michael (allegedly) wrote in them. Emphasis on the (allegedly).
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If Michael ever needs brain surgery, he will be charged a finder’s fee.
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The blood splatter on the 2nd one was a flashing neon sign that it was Karen's tearup card.
... I said that Michael was a Zen Master. Totally in the moment, an empty mind, at one with the grass, water and nature.
... and Curtis's butt.
The writing on the cards came out backwards. Nice touch.
The whole video was filmed in selfie mode with the setting not set to flip it back. 😐
But that's OK. When I'm watching this in the bathroom, I just watch it in the mirror. 😄
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Micheal, pass the grass!!! He always seems like he's pretty happy and carefree... or is it care-less...? It must be something special in his hay! 🤔 🌳 🌲 🌴
Amanda calls the special kind the devil’s grass. 😏
Dear Useless Farm: I am the manager of a local Waffle House in Florida. I’m sorry to inform you that we have received multiple “harassing” type phone calls consisting of hissing and spitting noises coming from a rather hostile Emu named “Karen.” After a search online we narrowed down the culprit and we believe it is your Karen behind the calls. Karen did mention she was merely protesting our menu which consists of not only waffles, but many egg dishes as well. We tried to communicate that we use non-fertilized chicken eggs and not Emu eggs, but I’m not sure she was grasping the concept. In any event would you be so kind as to ask Karen to stop harassing our hosting staff as they have no control over our menu items. Thank you kindly. -Dwight Schrute, Acting Assistant to the Manager
I'm loving this😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
WOW!! YOURE GETTING CALLS LIKE THAT, TOO?!?!? Does Karen have EVERYONE'S phone numbers, or are we just special recipients?!?!? 😂 Waffle House in Missouri. Bea Grudge, Asst Store Mgr and Customer Service Mgr.
Clever
@@susanmcconnell6041 😂😂😂 Bea Grudge, that's so good.
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Woman, your creativity & editing are 😂😂🎯
Michael reminds me of "here I go again " white snake ........😊
Definitely ❤❤❤
I just adore Michael
He's the cutest.
Bless Michael’s heart then we have Karen our favorite psychopathic velociraptor stilling the show as always.
Poor Michael. The lights are on but nobody’s home.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think Michael is the live lama version of the pig pen from the Charlie Brown Cartoon. Minus the blanket.
The hay is his blanket
@@debbiecovey6116 Yes indeed 😆🥰
Karen is so creative😆👏 she was so close, if it had been dark outside it would probably have gone better🤔
I honestly think Michael should read Tea Leaves. He seems to understand leaf/grass products. He has a very close relationship with dried grasses 😂
And who's gonna tell me that Michael doesn't want us to like and comment so Karen can track us all down and pay us a very (un)fortunate visit one by one? 😗
Michael was disappointed because the "tarot" cards looked nothing like "tarots" 🥕, so he picked the next best edible thing. Way to pivot and be flexible when obstacles arise, Michael. 😌
I was worried that Karen would attack you with your eyes closed and was not let down. I genuinely was scared she might succeed tbh. Thankfully you’re smarter than I am.
Beautiful readings Michael!
Not Micheal “picking” from Curtis’ bum. 😅😂😂😂
Karen is such a feathered lizard. 💚
Clever & adorable!
Michael is playing the role well I think he is faking a little
Michael is talented as he can sill pick cards with that emotional support hay in his mouth.
Michael is clairvoyant he can read any card.
Michael is deep. Or is it derp?
Better than Ms. Cleo that's for sure! Karen gave Michael a bad review on Yelp tho.
Karen and Michael colluding? This could not bode well.
I always wanted Alpacas.
Karen is downright devious
😂😂😂 stay safe sweetheart , Karen is always lurking❣🤭🤭🤭
I love Michael so much. ❤
Who knew Michael was egging Karen on this whole time. He is a mastermind of deflection
I shared this with my Tarot group 😂 So good
What would happen if you chase Karen? Like a role reversal?
A dangerous game that's probably better left not played .
No one is dumb enough to chase Karen well maybe Michael. I have a feeling Karen would end up chasing you and it would be the worst game of tag ever!
@@Jay-nc4qi I still kinda wanna see it though!! Maybe we could all play a game of straws... short straw, get 2 chasing that Dino bird! Curious minds wanna know...
Michael's only thoughts are grasping straw.🤣🤣🤣
❤❤❤😊 love and support ❤
I knew that Dino bird was coming!! It was just 2 chill an peaceful lmao!!
Thanks!
Incorrect.
Curtis' bum = the Death card
OK, now I want a Michael/Karen greeting card!
Karen wants her eggs back😂
Love you Michael!😊
Poor sweet dumb Michael❤
Michael might be the reincarnation of Miss Cleo!
Poor Michael has a whole mouthful of emotional support hay this time!
I just love Karen! 😂❤
Michael 💙🧡💙
I was getting all into your serenity and Karen scared the shit outta me!!!
Thank you Michael
I LOVE your beautiful cards, Michael!! I am especially impressed with your writing, and command of language. Your bum sniffing may not be the best source of inspiration, however, so maybe keep an eye out for healthier, less smelly, sources. Otherwise, youre rocking it, Michael!! ❤😂❤
I jumped then snort laughed when Karen popped up 😂 thanks for that!
Aww i like the Michael Tarot cards. I think you should make them a regular thing. Once a week, once a month or even once a year?
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Comment, Michael!
Soo Regal🥸!
Florida still ❤ Karen...
What sort of grass is that surfer dude chewing there?❤
Michael 2024
Those were drops of blood? I thought they were little hearts 💕 😮
When they were handing out brains, Michael drew the short straw. In fact, he drew ALL the shorts straws.
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Does Karen attack anyone else or just you Amanda?
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What's up Michael?
i love your videos! all of them !! you are so awesome I love all your animals! ❤❤❤❤❤
Does Karen ever attack the other animals on the farm?
Gee, I hate to tell you but it looks like Michael winged a looey on your sweatshirt.
Is there anything Michael can't do? His ass sniffing ability is the best in the game. One may say hes a real GOAT, maybe?
I knew it was Karen😂😂
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Do I want to know what’s on your shirt?
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One time…
You are sneaky Karen but not sneaky enough. Throat catch. 😂😂😂😂
The text is all backwards here. Is it just me?
I'd send you money for a card from Michael.
You were set up again😂
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Total set up lol
Are you sure he didn't set you up?
LOL
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Karen is not mindful.....or demure.
Oh Karen don’t be such a Rooster blocker.
Can I get a reading for Scorpio?
Michael’s teaching: “It is also so important to be mindLESS” 🦙
That one brain cell works so hard. 🦠