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If Link’s father is nowhere to be found, does that make him.....
*a missing Link?*
I don't know but i'm sure we can
Link him to his past
Your pun is definitely funny, however...
HIS NAME IS LONK!!!
I hate everything about this
Thank you
Please...I beg you...Do NOT turn TH-cam into Tumblr!
@@Crazylom please do
I wish there were crystals that could banish people from my woods
Try screaming at them! It worked for Pan!
There are rocks all around that can do the same thing! They may not be shiny, but they get the job done.
@@maryofbears6252 but my mom likes those rocks too much to let me banish
I want crystals to banish people from this mortal plane
Yeah it's called a mace
Of course Link has a dad.
He is...
*_T H E L E G_*
No no it's either fire or hammer because you need both to create a LINK, these are the chain of events to lead to the loop of legend of zelda, making it very metal indeed, not sorry for the puns btw
No his name was link he was I guess you could say...
*A LINK IN THE CHAIN*
(I am instantly severed into 76 pieces my Todd Howard's true form)
@@firstnamelastname7124 Apparently his dad's name was Arn , sound a lot like iron if you say it with a certain accent, now this makes it Arn link if he used his father's name as his surname which means he would be iron link
I guess you could say he's the MISSING LINK
No, the legend, because his leg ends.
I have done the DnD soundboard and I have had dice thrown at me many times by the bard for always booing him, just because HE kept trying to seduce everything and seduced the BBEG
Funny story;
I REALLY wanted to seduce somebody in the bar, so the dm just had this random cloaked dude fuck my character
I got attached
Random cloak dude ended up having to go with us because I got sad when he tried to leave
Turns out he was a future bad guy and one of the dm's old characters
I derailed the entire campaign and the dm is still trying to figure out how to rewrite everything a month later
@@drunkkhajit5035 oh lord thats just to funny
Drunk Khajit that is both amazing and terrifying
Drunk Khajit
Honestly, same here. Dm made the mistake of showing me a picture of the boss, and they happened to be this massive muscled hot guy with a snake tail instead of legs, and armed with massive battle axes he carried everywhere. So my Tiefling spellcaster falls for him at first sight, and with a roll of 25 managed to seduce him.
After some shenanigans involving my lovable bastard son dropping the shield he had around himself and the party, and stopping snek from trying to protect him from his own party, he goes to give him a hug but ends up poking one of his eyes with his horns,
and so that was how I managed to make a boss cry.
They ended up getting married at the end of that session. I love them dearly.
@@dusknightwings7821 Seducing the boss gone right.
I find the idea of Edward claiming he got himself amputated just because "he went through a steampunk phase" so friggin hillarious
I agree wholly
Today I learned a species of shrimp called the “Mantis Shrimp” has 16 color receptors, compared to just the 3 that humans have.
Edit: Mantis shrimp are literal gods
Would mantis shrimp be like really good at color theory when it gets to art or do they suck even more
@@julien4305 They would be like that one person that claims they can taste purple
Funny thing about the mantis shrimp.
These little insane clown bastards can run at insane speeds. So much so that they can literally boil the water around them as they are running. Which kills them. They run so fucking fast that they can _cook themselves alive_
@@s.e.111films3
running around at the speed of sound
That just means it can’t tell the difference between two types of yellow.
“I am the dad bod oc” has the same energy as “I am The Madarin” from Iron Man 3 and you can’t change my mind
Those are both facts.
I just watched that again yesterday
You are not you’re own oc, you’re your parents oc, but like if you were sent out into a simulation and periodically come back looking slightly or extremely different each time.
Or the ultimate *I AM THE MANAGER!!!*
Or, alternatively:
"The Senate will decide your fate."
"I *am* the Senate."
Ok, but Edward making up a different story every time is legit a Joker move.
"Do you want to know how I lost these limbs?"
Funnily enough, his father is still applicable to the story.
That was a thing with Joker even before the scares made it a meme, which I absolutely love, because technically Only the Joker knows how he became the Joker, and the writers are just going with one of his stories for the "cannon" reason in the series set.
oh my god he finally did the banishing rock post AND the ass biscuits post TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
WE LOVE TO SEE IT
As both a DM and an aspiring writer, this series has given me so many ideas for offshoot one shots. *I LOVE IT*
SAME
Here is 1 . What about of a Dragon that is the queen of a Kingdom full of reptilian people and kobolds , she kills wariors in battle becouse they want to die a wariors death and not die from old age or sicknes and the dragon tryes to change their minds but some just see a wariors death as the last thing they need.
@@captainvalentin8826 yes
I roll to attack the golemn.
You roll a 1. Your attack fails. *Boo*
Why do we let him play with us?
Because it's his basement, Marie!
The home of all introverts, PM Seymour’s channel
there are extroverts here too
says the guy who is most likely on his bed
Is this a compliment or what?
I'm an extrovert I'm just here to have tons of laughs
Last time I was this early; Cyana was still a robot
>Oof Size: Large
Lol same
Last time I was this early, Braden Ballard hadn't commented yet
I will miss that coffee grinder
Grr?
Me: *rolls a twenty*
The live studio audience: BOO!!!
Me: *cri*
This session was filmed in front of a live studio audience
I once played a test for a casual RPG called tela novella, where you play as characters in a spanish soap opera. When your characters do things, the other players chime in with certain reactions from the audience that then gives you XP. A soundboard for that would be great.
5:07 yeah cacao evolved as a poison too, (the reason dogs can’t have chocolate) so we’re putting poison on poison
wonder if that’s the reason i like mint and chocolate seperate but hate them together. like one poison at a time is fine but both at once and my taste buds are like “ok we need to talk”
One day humans are going to evolve to a point where we can safely consume cyanide.
@@williamgeorge3111 Apple juice.
@@NEETKitten Only the seeds have it.
When Seymour revealed he was the Dad Bod OC, I audibly gasped. Like straight up
:O
0:31
“Look at the buns on that guy”
“This is the comedy police, the jokes to funny”
*pulls out gun* “I’m not gOING BACK TO JAIL-“
Thank you kind stranger for the vine reference, I appreciate it very much
VINE YESS
ha
I understood that reference
"Hey! Take a look at my camera! *pop* That's not a camera..."
It was a farce all along, he was a OC all this time...We’ve been played!
5:06
Human: Holy moly, you never told me that you grow plants in here. What is this?
Alien: Mentha Spicata. Be careful with it, it's poisonous to most Earth creatures.
Human: Wait....this is mint! Humans use this in desserts!
Alien: you do *what*
I have mint plants in my garden and I'll just pick a leaf and slowly chew it while I do yardwork. Like.. mmm... refreshing poisons.
No wonder why I always get nervous when eating mint.
Alien: well, please remain causious, we have many plants here that are poisonous to earth crea...
Human: hey, pepper, and coffee, and tobacco. We love these, though tobacco is a bit unhealthy
Alien, with an irritated voice: it is poison.
Human: yeah, we know, but we actually benefit from the coffee plant, it helps us stay awake longer and be more energetic.
Alien, even more irritated: it is still poison. Please do not consume it in the vicinity of my crew.
Human: well, technically we don't consume tobacco, we light it on fire and breath in the smoke.
Alien, done with humanity's shit: you know what? You fucking know what? Fuck off, go back to your own planet, and never come aboard this vessel again.
Human: well, we also eat and drink stuff that isn't poison, like, umm, medicine?
Alien: you do remember that you told me yesterday that some medicines of yours are made from snake venoms, correct?
Human: ok, bad example, umm, carrots?
Alien: that's the root of a plant, almost nothing eats that, even the myth that your rabbits love it is completely fabricated!
Human: ok, ok, I get your point, how about... apple juice?
Alien: you took a plant.
Human: yes...
Alien: and took off the part that's supposed to become a new instance of that plant.
Human: yes.....
Alien: which has parts that contain cyanide, a poison that is lethal to even you.
Human: yes.......
Alien: and turned it into a liquid.
Human: yes
Alien: I hope you guys are proud of yourselves because no one else is
@@n1thecaptain965 Humans just really fucking love to eat poison
@@n1thecaptain965 Alien: Alright, alright. Here we have something that's FOR SURE poison to humans. It is a fungus that creates neurotoxins that cause paralysis and will shut down your entire bodies with enough of a dose.
Human: Well that doesnt sound good.
Alien: All we have is trapped within this small syringe. TAKE THIS, YOU VILE MONSTER!!! [stabs human in the face]
Human: ..........[Skin tightens slightly] ...This is Botox, isn't it? My wife gets shots to keep her looking young.
Alien: Why....are you like this.....
Human: Thats... a damn good question.
3:50 what about “I hate you but cuddle me”
That would just be another way to describe the "touch-starved one," as the touch-starved one and your question are both referring to the love language of physical touch.
That's Maki with Kaito I will never stop making Danganronpa references
1:53 to answer the “link has a dad who is he” question yes he does have a dad (and a little sister) and no we do not know their name
(cough cough) *Aryll from Wind Waker* (cough cough)
I like the concept art they did for them. Wish they had been in a flashback or something. It would be cool if they ended up in BotW 2 in some way
@@seansmawnsma3124 My thoughts exactly
So, since you probably didnt see my comment on one of your posts here we go:
Cyana's color palette is in pastels, pastel is cake in spanish and cyana loves cake.
Was this a pun all along?
Ok but ARON’S TINY SMILE HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST ADORABLE FUN FACT I HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT POKÉMON!!!!!
On that poison plant bit they forgot to mention one:
Beans.
excuse
Seymour, do you realize how much cyana may influence your fans?
Because now I have a cyana-level-mattress-thighed redheaded demoness who for some reason sounds vaguely like michaela laws-
I fail to see a problem here, that OC sounds fucking lovely!
It's been four years so far since this was posted, just two weeks ago I randomly whispered to myself "Bood" and went along with my day.
There's actually BOTW concept art showcasing not only Link's dad, but also a kid sister.
okay that is actually way too cute. Where??
what, like in twilight princess and wind waker?
www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/01/links_family_excluded_from_dark_horses_english_zelda_book_creating_a_champion
Here, take a look
@@floricel_112 When did Twilight have a sister?!
@@rapogirl1391
I don't Twilight even has family, at least not in the game.
1:28
OMG I just saw this post, except the third one on the thread said "That's their straight friend"
After I watch PM's videos I usually just stroll through the comments because of how funny y'all are.
I love this community
1:11
"When i was a child, I thought sharks were my friends!"
*Reveals automail arm*
" *I K N O W B E T T E R N O W . . . .* "
Hey Seymour, yeah Link has a dad
There’s a concept art of Link, his dad and a little sister, in a botw book called creating a champion/masterworks
Neat.
It's only in Master Works btw (the japanese version of Creating a Champion)
@@JadeJuno Thank you, I couldn't remember in which version it was so I put both
LINK HAS A LITTLE SISTER?!?! WHERE IS SHE?!?
@@firebladeentertainment5739 Linkle?
He finally got the cheeseburger
The internet is complete.
Why does white Zekrom and black Reshiram look so much cooler and more natural
The dad bod Oc where the friends we made along the way
So Lonk is Link's dad, huh? Does that mean Link is ALSO from Pennsylvania?
I'm begging you what does this mean
@@BookWyrmOnAString it's a long story but here you go knowyourmeme.com/memes/lonk
@Emma Chambers Lonk-in Ligs
All I want is to hear PM, for whatever reason, in his loud and epic voice read the words: ULTIMATE FLOOF
I love your chaos Pat, you’re an absolute blessing and I legitimately enjoy anything you post.
Your videos are the only ones I haven’t phased out of by boredom because MMMMMMMM QUALITY VOICE ACTUNG
5:07 (with the mint)
Not only that, but lets bastardize this plant’s child so that some of its babies will taste like it’s _already_ mixed with chocolate!
Omg 0:50 had me deceased! It also reminds me of this one book I read called My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult. One of the characters deadass does this. He has a service dog, and when people inevitable ask him about it, as he isn't blind or in any way obviously disabled, he makes up various stories as to why he has a service dog (the real reason being that he's epileptic and the dog is trained to help him when he's having a seizure).
3:55 and crow, where small shiny objects of varying value are provided to show attraction
I totally saw that last one coming, but it still made me smile.
0:40 I learned that in a book! It was called A Cricket in Times Square
Thank you Pat, for bringing us happiness in these trying times.
Also, I got a big serotonin boost from this
That last one got a solid cackle, 10/10 rewatching right now
Totally agree with the shiny Zekrom/Reshiram thing, especially since the games they're from are literally titled "Black and White."
Humans: Ha ha! My culinary conquest of plantkind is complete!
Manchineel tree: Yo, what up.
I just laughed like a mad man at the ending
All I’m saying is I’d totally watch that version of FMA
Okay that clam thing I've always been reminded of that scene in the first SpongeBob movie with that clam with a hat and googly eyes.
I was not ready for that ending
"I AM THE DAD BOD OC!!"
Dude... if I could hire you as a voice actor for that line alone... I totally would.
I love how as I'm watching Sun and Moon, that Team Rocket til comes on XD I can't believe my ears or my eyes
I just realized all of my favorite flavors are a form of poison. I'm sure there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
The legdad of link: zelda’s my what
0:50 I do this on the regular (real story is that a boar got me while hunting) but it's probably the most fun I have with my (lack of) leg, gotta keep them on their toes!
The ending of the video was my favorite part besides the punchline joke
I think all we know about BotW Link's dad is that he was also a knight of Hyrule.
All shinies from before gen 6 were machine generated. GameFreak just never cared enough to change shinies after (except for Charizard and Smeargle)
That last line snuck into my house and stole the lightbulb from my lamp, only to replace it with a duplicate that's burned out.
That D&D sitcom campaign one... I'm going to make that
"Oh you fool...
I AM THE DAD BOD OC-"
My favorite line in this video.
“This fact makes Farenheit better than Celsius”
I don’t think you understand how unit conversion works
No link's dad is called Zeg his leg goes adventuring while he raises a family
That last one got me to literally applaud
I did a whole project with crickets. It's a certain type of cricket used in the fahrenheit version, we used a different cricket species for our calculations in Celsius.
The way PM drops he's voice sounds so close to how I read sans line when I play Undertale with my little brother and honestly... It makes me feel better about my voice acting, so thanks?
I did a weird thing...
I clapped and yelled "YASSS!!!!" at the end of the video....
I don't know why but inner me says 'we must clap and yell weird to show happy'
And I strangely ain't bothered by it and just wanted to spread the knowing of my weird to others
:3
Awesome ❤️
I’m gonna find a banishin’ rock and banish myself to the Cyanaverse. No, you can’t stop me.
Oh yeah *unsheathes magic sword*
* Rolls up in tank * I very well could stop you... but I don't want to, take me with you.
Too late, I’ve already banished myself.
5:29
*I KNEW IT!*
The alt Zekrom and Reshiram shinies give me serotonin
The last post was so epic. also I now need the game to go with Lonk, dad's adventure. Someone please make it happen.
Pm being his own dad bod oc freaking killed me.
In the context of botw, link was the first chosen hero since the original calamity (10k years). His father was an accomplished knight (royal guard I think), thus “following the path of your father”, with being Zelda’s personal knight and all
This has just opened my eyes to the idiocy and entertainment that is Tumblr
You know what's surprisingly fun? Monopoly with a d20
3:54 I can confirm that this is cat.
At 4:46, I misheard "matches" as "nachos," and immediately wondered if I'd somehow misheard/read "Tobasco" as "Tobacco."
Ed: "My old master had the high ground. I tried it."
The end... I can’t breathe! *dies from laughing at dad bod oc reveal*
PM being his own oc is the ultimate flex I have witnessed on this channel
The ending was the biggest plot twist of my life
Liking for the sheer energy of that last one
I'm just waiting for Seymour to narrate the summon of the god of war post...
I NEED IT
3:52 All of these are also what was perceived of Spinel in fanfiction before Homeworld Bound
You are the most beautiful dad bod OC this world has ever seen
This was narrated perfectly
honestly the thread about the plants made me actually feed bad for plants?? like they try so hard not to get eaten and then humans come along like "hurr durr let's eat these plants they look pretty cool" and the plant's like hopefully they realise I'm poisonous and go away but then humans like enjoy the poisons they developed SPECIFICALLY not to be eaten
1:27 meowth is the straight friend of theirs
I was just typing and that last one caught me so off guard.
Just because we can ingest it doesn’t mean our bodies don’t occasionally suffer for it.
Case and point: My love of Dairy Vs my lactose intolerance 🥛
I strongly agree with 0:25, I'd kill for a black Reshiram and white Zekrom is much better than just replacing the blue with green
The last one had me laughing so hard. Good goshness
3:40
Ah, considering how it's all oriented... Aron is frowning, not smiling.
You have angered the mighty Aron. *_Run._*
Why is that PM drawing so cute tho 🥺
1:53 reminds me of Death Road to Canada, where you can find a parody of Link where the vowel changes every game
Dad bod Seymour is simultaneously cursed and blessed.
That last one actually killed me
“Link has a dad?” No, he was born of the immaculate conception
Meowth is doing his best PaRappa cosplay.
The poisonous plants part suggests humans are pests and I find it to be completely accurate