The Complete Karl Pilkington on Money (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • Yes, it's high time for a new compilation... Karl's views on the values and function of money. Highlights of this compilation include:
    - Karl deciding how much he would need to be paid to perform lubricious tasks
    - Karl experiencing the finer things in life which only money can buy, and confirming he just doesn't want to lick fish.
    - Karl complaining that the successes of working with Ricky haven't quite brought him the riches and lifestyle that he expected...
    ...And much more!
    Check out the entire "The Complete Karl Pilkington" collection here:
    • The Complete Karl Pilk...
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    Have a look at the The Complete Karl Pilkington Collection (all his books, TV shows and other things):
    UK Store - www.amazon.co.uk/shop/doctory...
    US Store - www.amazon.com/shop/doctoryak...
    #TheComplete #KarlPilkington #Money
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  • @stephenstephen1505
    @stephenstephen1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love the way that Karl stands his ground..

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He can never accept he’s talking nonsense

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Ive never needed mc^2 in me life. but the fella who invented these compilations; i watch one a week.

  • @chrisdenham7267
    @chrisdenham7267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Nice one. New clip to listen to in bed. Evening to all the Pilkington sleep club. Happy listening...

    • @truckermatt4603
      @truckermatt4603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chris Denham omg I thought I was the only one who sleeps to kp

    • @chrisdenham7267
      @chrisdenham7267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bill Land.... nope there is alot of people who do the same again i thought i was the only one as well

    • @kmunyard
      @kmunyard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im an intermittent member of the Dilkington sleepers

    • @sheryljones3806
      @sheryljones3806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every night I listen to Karl and then I think try to listen to someone else this eve but no I return to the amazing Karl Pilkington without listening to more than a minute of something else as Karl is the best thing ever x

    • @garylewis6657
      @garylewis6657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 thought this was just me, also...

  • @oneeyedchef4819
    @oneeyedchef4819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    hard for me to listen to this at night over my bullet. karl voice low so i have volume up hi then ricky laughs and wakes up my house lol

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love that Karl compared Rockbusters to Newton's contribution to science

  • @greigsanderson9673
    @greigsanderson9673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love the zero adverts, Yak the legend.

  • @Maclunkey937
    @Maclunkey937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Dear yak,
    You are the best thing that has ever happened to TH-cam and your compilations are second to none.
    Sincerely, a very happy listener

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks that's very kind of you!

    • @StuHolland
      @StuHolland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seconded

    • @jayjayvee4394
      @jayjayvee4394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree ✌🏻

    • @alfie2829
      @alfie2829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @mikewest5057
      @mikewest5057 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BATES that's way over the top

  • @Clvrkz
    @Clvrkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    37:55 “not like some toad looking woman” had me in bits. 😂😂😂

  • @1035pm
    @1035pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Steve merchant- “I’m from the west county and have never heard anything like that”
    Also Steve merchant-“so we tried to get this pig in the back of a Volvo estate”

    • @annika_panicka
      @annika_panicka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol - to be fair, Vera lived outside, and Steve was peer-pressured into taking her for a spin. Did we ever find out whether she made it to the party?

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annika_panicka You’re the best, Annika! 😘

  • @DjbreedKronikaudio
    @DjbreedKronikaudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No ads thx mate really appreciate it

  • @Andrew_J97
    @Andrew_J97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Please keep making more of these. Can you do a complete Karl on Suzanne?

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sure will try to continue and do a complete Karl on Suzanne :)

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the number for the fat arse complaint line?

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The reaction of the people presenting Comic relief after the clip from Ricky, Steve and Karl aired was absolutely priceless.

  • @Ludspaw
    @Ludspaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    you are amazing, Karl is the reason I ever smile

  • @magician33
    @magician33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ricky keeps on waking me up with his laugh lol

  • @steotrron
    @steotrron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My nighttime listening playlist. Thanks for these!

  • @danielhobgen6146
    @danielhobgen6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I interpret Rick's enjoyment of Karl as being based on Karl unashamed relationship with his working class background.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely, Ricky has working class roots too so I think Karl reminds him of how he could have ended up!

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AA-hg5fk Not that that’s a bad thing. Karl is amazing. 🤣

    • @dpm2515
      @dpm2515 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In my opinion he enjoys the fact that he shamelessly Embraces his ignorance and naivete and recognizes he doesn't know very much. Most people in Carl's position are completely ashamed being a little bit less intelligent or knowledgeable and go to Great lengths to try to hide it... it's very rare for somebody to own it... I'd say it's more to do with his uninhibited ignorance and the authenticity of this character and personality in the way he owns it and doesn't shy away from something that he's below average at. I had a friend once by like 80 to 100 books and put them up in his living room and he never read any of them it was for appearances sake. So you would assume he read them and was knowledgeable. But I got to know him really well and they were all way above his capacity

  • @osamaabdelazizahmed7103
    @osamaabdelazizahmed7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please come back Yak I love your compilations

  • @crayottawa4700
    @crayottawa4700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great compilation! Thanks for putting this together :) Few bits I hadn't heard before. Cheers

  • @BggProductions
    @BggProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Excellent compilations, thank you.

  • @prestigepme
    @prestigepme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Did Karl just invent kitten mittens

  • @nocontextwhatever
    @nocontextwhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Too bad the volume varies WILDLY from clip to clip 😕

  • @kathrynphillips1086
    @kathrynphillips1086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the upload !

  • @roxmittens
    @roxmittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yak, you are a legend. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of their best moments in this. 👍🤣

  • @victorjoichironishi2
    @victorjoichironishi2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Top notch.
    Thanks!
    One more to add to the collection.

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I identity with Karl far too much lmao

  • @styx87
    @styx87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Welcome back Yak

  • @mariomusic8550
    @mariomusic8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    25:56 - 26:31 : I think we have finally found the true answer to the question "what is Karl's bravest moment?" . And it is not the hilarious story.about helping a drunk man open a door 😂

  • @pacco9532
    @pacco9532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ‘Money for old rope’ comes from ship building when people used it as corking between the planks

  • @edgygamer9732
    @edgygamer9732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My evening sorted

  • @zak6115
    @zak6115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:56, truly stranger than fiction.

  • @MrCheesyBaconBits
    @MrCheesyBaconBits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks man

  • @edmunddonnelly3881
    @edmunddonnelly3881 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:27 Fit 'em on your cat feet. 😂

  • @CJ_Yo_
    @CJ_Yo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:10 - Ricky says Shitting then almost says the F word and remarks "you almost made me swear then"😂

  • @Matty217
    @Matty217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol when Karl is trying to explain purchasing power to Rick, but he gets dismissed.
    Karl doesn't have fancy words or uni degrees but he actually understands the world so well. I reckon he'd actually have the highest IQ of the three if they were tested.
    Anyway cheers for the comp yak

    • @Naren25
      @Naren25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh he clearly wouldn't

  • @roslaighleis9296
    @roslaighleis9296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the south African accents..... go springbocks.
    South Africa best in the world.

    • @pacco9532
      @pacco9532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ros Laighleis it’s a racist shithole

  • @phil24jones
    @phil24jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's the name of that tune Ricky sings at 7:55?

  • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
    @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a Female Karl 100%
    *Bit* *Weird* *Init*
    *Love* *Mrs* *Dilkington* 🤟👊

    • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
      @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonashjerpe7421 alright... Feel free to check my channel if you like
      Just got back from ibiza 5mins ago

    • @docinsano2747
      @docinsano2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you call yourself female Karl, you ain't. Great thing about him is how oblivious he is.

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    49:50

  • @benh4544
    @benh4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What i dont get is at 13:00 he explains the matress story differently to when he mentioned it on The RG Show..

    • @Aalborg42
      @Aalborg42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's nothing new. His stories change all the time. When he talks about his magpie he said he brought it to school and it flew away and never came back. Then in one of his books he writes that he deliberately left it somwhere hoping it wouldnt come back because he was sick of it .

  • @danyellx615
    @danyellx615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my god yak where've you been? I thought the worst!!!

    • @danyellx615
      @danyellx615 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ejuice Vaper sure

    • @danyellx615
      @danyellx615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ejuice Vaper lol I'm from the same place as Karl to us pants aren't underwear

    • @greigsanderson9673
      @greigsanderson9673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danielle Cunningham Your very decent x

    • @tee1up785
      @tee1up785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😍😍😍

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Newton had his Apple, I have Rockbusters

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON ปีที่แล้ว

    Karl, having very little knowledge of how mopping and cats work. He has had a cat before, yet he studies the behavior of slugs and bees etc..? Love Karl!

  • @animallover4955
    @animallover4955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are happier with money

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:35

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn ปีที่แล้ว

    JLS in a tub of beans!

  • @robertoseveno
    @robertoseveno 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lolz at 1:08:10 So you want me to undress you by a bloke and Karl's funny, kinda nervous laughter then saying Nah I'm alright

  • @markturner4020
    @markturner4020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Newton didn't invent the cat mop but did invent the catflap in doors

    • @davidsavage3120
      @davidsavage3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Turner where was it before?

  • @e.t.464
    @e.t.464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    25:03 A good robbing.

  • @janed7774
    @janed7774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I was born my mater said I had a head like an 🍊 orange funny that ... 👶

  • @allaboutedm8050
    @allaboutedm8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this from the Ricky Gervais show or xfm

    • @kaaiilleeemm
      @kaaiilleeemm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All About EDM xfm original radio shows, as you can hear, they take these stories they’ve already told and reuse them in the podcasts later which is used for the animation

  • @SlySportz
    @SlySportz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I wear gloves 😂😂😂

  • @samtraji1
    @samtraji1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So did he get paid?

  • @williamsmith666
    @williamsmith666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm not a millionaire-"
    He is these days...
    And sadly, Ricky's right; we all love Karl and his ramblings, but he really did have the easiest discovery and venture into the business of show. All he had to do was be himself, and boom, instant sensation.
    Didn't have to work all that hard for it; in fact, if Ricky is to be believed, he did pretty much all the leg work to get Karl's career off the ground, while Karl really didn't do anything (he kinda strikes me as someone who just isn't able to do things himself...), so if he bitched about the money not coming in, well, he wasn't out there actively looking for work.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha Karl had a rubbish time in an idiot abroad though, it was all one big wind up! Karl deserves every penny he earned from it!

    • @Ead32180
      @Ead32180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Paul Mcgregor but Ricky and Steve are hilarious but on their own and together; whereas those Skankdashions are talentless pieces of crap

    • @nickjohns
      @nickjohns ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AA-hg5fk agreed. But he's being very well paid though. Karl really is making money for old rope.

  • @pablodiablo7175
    @pablodiablo7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think Ricky might be a closet gay the amount of times he refers to gay things in both radio shows and podcasts .

    • @Rebecca-wite
      @Rebecca-wite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive read that comment about him on quite a few videos now 😂 so probably

    • @Ead32180
      @Ead32180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For years, I thought he was gay. I never knew about Jane

  • @eternalanglo4452
    @eternalanglo4452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck me, Yak is still here.

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You'd be a fool not to take the money but you'd be a fool to take any

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two men bully another man in retaliation for their own bullying in the early 80s.

  • @5uper5kill3rz
    @5uper5kill3rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Are you a couple of benders? Lol couldn’t say that in 2019.

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is your cat making too much noise all the time?

  • @AP-yx9de
    @AP-yx9de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:50 are you a couple of benders?

  • @janed7774
    @janed7774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is it just me or does anyone else wish a certain persons guffawws could be edited out if some shows ? 🐦

    • @misscathybland
      @misscathybland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or just turned down. Isn't everyone miked separately? In headphones it's murder.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ricky's hyena-like laugh is so loud!

  • @thetopherhaslanded
    @thetopherhaslanded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So weird to hear Karl laugh :L

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😷😊👉😴

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    But at the same time why would u bring up any serious illnesses on your first date

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if he mis-heard her…you know the way he does!
      Or if he misunderstood what she meant…i dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @nickjohns
      @nickjohns ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thepontiacbandit7874 most probably.

  • @malkchatters1046
    @malkchatters1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wish Graham would keep in character and stop changing his stories.

  • @joelm6683
    @joelm6683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Are you a couple of benders” would never here that on radio these days now that everyone gets offended over nothing.

  • @dazzfoster8825
    @dazzfoster8825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve has a weird foot fetish in this one

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taking only the audio track from what is clearly video recordings is disappointing. There are much better compilations out there!

  • @camilarestrepo444
    @camilarestrepo444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rampant gateway evidently bruise because option postprandially wipe toward a gamy france. fallacious, used arch

  • @ivantodorov3309
    @ivantodorov3309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve's cheap