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31:11 My sister went through this, her husband came out and they divorced. All the hurt, and especially the feeling that she had been lied to for years. This is something worth having a frank discussion about during the dating stage. Say, shortly after you become exclusive.
16:07 So..this sounds predatory. She's way to damn old and is a cheater. Op needs to no matter the circumstances tell that man because he shouldn't have any more of his time wasted by being with her. It's gross how she's THAT OLD and is sleeping with a 19yr old.
Yeah I agree that he really should say something, even if it will break up the family. That family was broken the second she cheated and they're all on borrowed time. It's so disgusting that she tried to gaslight him into thinking it's his fault that she cheated. I hope he tells them. They deserve to know what she did and what she's trying to still do.
I'm trying not to do drugs again and these posts make me feel a lot better about my life because yeah it could actually be a lot worse. It's weirdly comforting.
I feel bad that she even feels guilty. She's a kind person who made a tough, but right decision. That man deserved to be fired for what he did and I hope she finds peace. I'm also proud of doordash for not tolerating that behavior or making excuses to keep him.
The gaming one is an easy relate because I do NOT turn on my mic first time I ever got a headset was when I was fifteen and there was creepy dudes hitting on me because it's probably either because i was a girl or because i sounded like a child but it was mostly guys mocking my voice, shit talking or TEAM KILLING
my dad legit screams at the top of my lungs when he vomits. he also makes a blubbering noise and both combined makes me nauseous as well. luckily i haven’t vomited from hearing him vomit but i’ve been close a few times. good to know i’m not the only one who has to deal with absolute nauseating sounds when someone vomits. just in case someone tries to connect the dots with that story and mine, my dad is single and has been for years. if that story was posted to reddit like four or five years ago maybe our stories might’ve been related. so yeah if anyone screams while you vomit, stop. everyone around you most likely feels sick as well when they hear you scream-vomiting so please find a different way to vomit.
@@literallycringeidk360dude same I can literally hear when she's about to sneeze and I cover my ears like there's a plane taking off or something. People joke about dad sneezes, but my dad has not let out a sneeze loud enough to cause ringing in my ears.
My dad can't read either, but that was due to a mix of him having learning issues and not wanting to learn. It was difficult for him, so he never actually tried to learn. Since getting more modern technology, he has started to learn a bit, but stubbornly says that he doesn't care that he can't read, he doesnt care that he needs help to go anywhere or read anything, and he doesnt want to read. He once got mad at me for reading a book and declared that he thinks that no one should read and that all books should be burned. I do not particularly understand him.
@@nicolahobbs5985 i mean probably but he won't admit that. It's bad enough that it's influencing my little siblings to also struggled with reading. It's not genetic because both me and my older sister were raised by our mom's and both read exceptionally well, my two little siblings being raised by my dad and stepmom are falling way behind, my little brother sees my dad at his age and thinks that it's not important to learn to read, my dad constantly says that they can't learn to read just like he couldn't but I've spoken to my grandparents, he never tried and they didn't make him apply himself in school
If he needs help all the time because he can't read, there's no point in enabling him. He needs to learn that reading is pretty much required to function in a society. He can't rely on others forever.
i deepn my voice when playing online games like valorant as the last time i used my normal voice i was getting called hottie and getting wolf whisteled at and avoided by my teamates and i could not keep playing like that so i would just do what i called my chad voice its a really deep voice and if i slip everyones like are you a man or a woman (im non-binary) but i just say im a guy just find it fun to mess with ppl i was born a woman i just thank my wide vocal range bc i would not play online if i could not talk like a man soz for the bad grammar and the long comment im tired rn but yee
The lady with the flashcards for her male escort & just cuddled.Amazing idea.Cheaper than a dog & probably a therapist......Plus you get to hear exactly what you needed too.Actually seems smart.
Mom is trying to deflect and gaslight OP by claiming HE would be the one responsible for destroying her marriage while SHE was the one lying and cheating and it would be 100% her fault
I have something to add to the "people treat me differently because of my weight" thing. Im a bit overweight now, its not that bad but it has affected the way people treat me.... but in a good way. Its weird but this has been kind of good for me. When i was skinny i got a TON of sexual harassment and gross comments and unwanted attention, and a long time ago when i was a kid i was assaulted. Now for the most part its stopped and people treat me normally. (I'm a woman btw) Now, I'm happy its stopped but I'm pissed that i had to literally become fat and unhealthy to get people to leave me the fuck alone. I shouldnt have to be fat to be treated like an actual human instead of a sex object. Its infuriating that i had to go through that, and i want to be healthy again and im trying to make that happen, but i cant get it out of my head that its gonna go back to how it was and I'm gonna get creeped on again. Im honestly kinda scared. To get back in shape im gonna take jiu-jitsu or some other self defense so i can punch anyone who touches me. I dont deserve to be disrespected or treated like an object and i wont let it happen anymore. Ive never seen anyone talk about this perspective of weight issues so I'd like to know if anyone else has experienced this.
The M&M post made me think of Reese’s Pieces: specifically how it would be really cool if half of them were filled with peanut butter and the other half were filled with chocolate as well as how good they’d probably taste
58:11 I had a guy do that to me. Unfortunately I was young and stupid and I stayed with him until he left me for one of his coworkers. It hurt A LOT, and I started obsessively checking his phone, he didn't even hide it, I would only check when he was watching me check it. It completely destroyed me, even now over a decade later I still get anxiety and (rarely) the need to snoop through my current partners phone, which by the way, I don't do. I communicate my anxiety to my boyfriend, who always offers to let me check, which I always decline because I don't want to fall back into old habits.
I don't know if I'd would want to be cuddled by a stranger, let alone someone who only does it because I paid them ôo does that really do something positive to others? I would feel even more pathetic, but hey, if it gets others into a better headspace - nice ✌
4:48 this made me so sad cuz this could be me. Loneliness feels like it’s actually making me a little crazy sometimes. I don’t think OP is weird at all. I’ve also heard of cuddle parties and professional cuddlers.
15:30 I was talking to an uber driver one day and mentioned I'd been working ot and was going 25+ days in a row and his response was "nobody really wants to work anymore" I was so confused and just annoyed because here I am on my way to work for the millionth day in a row and that's the response?
25:09 reminds me of when 2 black people jaywalked and my grandpa said racial arrogance, i can't shoot him down cause he'll get all pissy and i live with him
U say people arnt a hive mind etc. Yet stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason cos there's truth to it 😂😂 if 1 group keeps being disrespectful then it's that 1 group 😂
31:11 My sister went through this, her husband came out and they divorced. All the hurt, and especially the feeling that she had been lied to for years.
This is something worth having a frank discussion about during the dating stage. Say, shortly after you become exclusive.
The cheap fast way is probably way more authentic. No one has the time for 12 hours of cooking a day if you aren't getting paid to do exactly that.
If a job has several interviews I already know I don't want the job.
16:07 So..this sounds predatory. She's way to damn old and is a cheater. Op needs to no matter the circumstances tell that man because he shouldn't have any more of his time wasted by being with her. It's gross how she's THAT OLD and is sleeping with a 19yr old.
Yeah its wild... Don't know what to think
Yeah I agree that he really should say something, even if it will break up the family. That family was broken the second she cheated and they're all on borrowed time. It's so disgusting that she tried to gaslight him into thinking it's his fault that she cheated. I hope he tells them. They deserve to know what she did and what she's trying to still do.
How much of yall are listenning to these miserable places in life so we feel better about your own?
I'm trying not to do drugs again and these posts make me feel a lot better about my life because yeah it could actually be a lot worse. It's weirdly comforting.
@@rainingwhenidieu got this man
@rainingwhenidie I'm proud of you. Find something else to fill the gap.
@@rainingwhenidie You got it.
100% plus I love being in other peoples drama
The DoorDash story: OP did nothing wrong. My mom actually works for DoorDash, so that guy did indeed fire himself.
I feel bad that she even feels guilty. She's a kind person who made a tough, but right decision. That man deserved to be fired for what he did and I hope she finds peace. I'm also proud of doordash for not tolerating that behavior or making excuses to keep him.
Listening to that chef story, can confirm, Europeans use cheap stuff in "authentic" food.
The gaming one is an easy relate because I do NOT turn on my mic first time I ever got a headset was when I was fifteen and there was creepy dudes hitting on me because it's probably either because i was a girl or because i sounded like a child but it was mostly guys mocking my voice, shit talking or TEAM KILLING
And now be honest, the ones mocking you was mocking everyone. It's not aimed at a gender.
@@philjames8148Did you even listen to the story or the comment? It very clearly is about gender and sexism.
@@pissapocalypse
Did I listen to the bs? Yes. Doesn't mean I believe every nonsense claim made...
Sorry, not sorry.
my dad legit screams at the top of my lungs when he vomits. he also makes a blubbering noise and both combined makes me nauseous as well. luckily i haven’t vomited from hearing him vomit but i’ve been close a few times. good to know i’m not the only one who has to deal with absolute nauseating sounds when someone vomits.
just in case someone tries to connect the dots with that story and mine, my dad is single and has been for years. if that story was posted to reddit like four or five years ago maybe our stories might’ve been related. so yeah if anyone screams while you vomit, stop. everyone around you most likely feels sick as well when they hear you scream-vomiting so please find a different way to vomit.
My mom shouts when she sneezes. She makes sure the whole house knows when she has allergies 😭
@@literallycringeidk360dude same I can literally hear when she's about to sneeze and I cover my ears like there's a plane taking off or something. People joke about dad sneezes, but my dad has not let out a sneeze loud enough to cause ringing in my ears.
Mf really said “please find a different way to vomit” how self centered can you be bruh
@@literallycringeidk360 And normally, my mom is super quiet.
@@BoatsBigDayRight lmao do they think people can control how they vomit? Vomiting itself is involuntary already lol
My dad can't read either, but that was due to a mix of him having learning issues and not wanting to learn. It was difficult for him, so he never actually tried to learn. Since getting more modern technology, he has started to learn a bit, but stubbornly says that he doesn't care that he can't read, he doesnt care that he needs help to go anywhere or read anything, and he doesnt want to read. He once got mad at me for reading a book and declared that he thinks that no one should read and that all books should be burned. I do not particularly understand him.
Sounds like he’s being prideful and is embarrassed
@@nicolahobbs5985 i mean probably but he won't admit that. It's bad enough that it's influencing my little siblings to also struggled with reading. It's not genetic because both me and my older sister were raised by our mom's and both read exceptionally well, my two little siblings being raised by my dad and stepmom are falling way behind, my little brother sees my dad at his age and thinks that it's not important to learn to read, my dad constantly says that they can't learn to read just like he couldn't but I've spoken to my grandparents, he never tried and they didn't make him apply himself in school
If he needs help all the time because he can't read, there's no point in enabling him. He needs to learn that reading is pretty much required to function in a society. He can't rely on others forever.
i deepn my voice when playing online games like valorant as the last time i used my normal voice i was getting called hottie and getting wolf whisteled at and avoided by my teamates and i could not keep playing like that so i would just do what i called my chad voice its a really deep voice and if i slip everyones like are you a man or a woman (im non-binary) but i just say im a guy just find it fun to mess with ppl i was born a woman i just thank my wide vocal range bc i would not play online if i could not talk like a man soz for the bad grammar and the long comment im tired rn but yee
How do you hide a whole family from your girlfriend
Asking for a friend ?
Hide them in your basement
@@Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing the fridge
Deep freezer
The dungeon
55:58 sounds like a stim to me idk. I clap and clap my hands a lot when I'm excited so it really sounds like that dudes the ahole
please i need ask emkay as a podcast in apple podcasts and spotify
listening while shiny hunting
The lady with the flashcards for her male escort & just cuddled.Amazing idea.Cheaper than a dog & probably a therapist......Plus you get to hear exactly what you needed too.Actually seems smart.
Mom is trying to deflect and gaslight OP by claiming HE would be the one responsible for destroying her marriage while SHE was the one lying and cheating and it would be 100% her fault
I have something to add to the "people treat me differently because of my weight" thing. Im a bit overweight now, its not that bad but it has affected the way people treat me.... but in a good way.
Its weird but this has been kind of good for me. When i was skinny i got a TON of sexual harassment and gross comments and unwanted attention, and a long time ago when i was a kid i was assaulted. Now for the most part its stopped and people treat me normally. (I'm a woman btw)
Now, I'm happy its stopped but I'm pissed that i had to literally become fat and unhealthy to get people to leave me the fuck alone. I shouldnt have to be fat to be treated like an actual human instead of a sex object. Its infuriating that i had to go through that, and i want to be healthy again and im trying to make that happen, but i cant get it out of my head that its gonna go back to how it was and I'm gonna get creeped on again.
Im honestly kinda scared. To get back in shape im gonna take jiu-jitsu or some other self defense so i can punch anyone who touches me. I dont deserve to be disrespected or treated like an object and i wont let it happen anymore.
Ive never seen anyone talk about this perspective of weight issues so I'd like to know if anyone else has experienced this.
The M&M post made me think of Reese’s Pieces: specifically how it would be really cool if half of them were filled with peanut butter and the other half were filled with chocolate as well as how good they’d probably taste
41:07 YES LOVE IT. Good burger reference 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
the sleeping with the gfs mom is basically the plot of a raising hope episode id seen lol
58:11 I had a guy do that to me. Unfortunately I was young and stupid and I stayed with him until he left me for one of his coworkers. It hurt A LOT, and I started obsessively checking his phone, he didn't even hide it, I would only check when he was watching me check it. It completely destroyed me, even now over a decade later I still get anxiety and (rarely) the need to snoop through my current partners phone, which by the way, I don't do. I communicate my anxiety to my boyfriend, who always offers to let me check, which I always decline because I don't want to fall back into old habits.
I don't know if I'd would want to be cuddled by a stranger, let alone someone who only does it because I paid them ôo does that really do something positive to others? I would feel even more pathetic, but hey, if it gets others into a better headspace - nice ✌
Man im glad idc if ur male/ female or whatever the hell the other ones are when playing games all i care is if you good or not
1:01:38 I didn’t know people said otherwise and I completely agree. Peanut M&MS rock.
4:48 this made me so sad cuz this could be me. Loneliness feels like it’s actually making me a little crazy sometimes. I don’t think OP is weird at all.
I’ve also heard of cuddle parties and professional cuddlers.
I game... as a female I can tell you there are freaks out there... but I have found groups that are great and I am safe as a female player
15:30 I was talking to an uber driver one day and mentioned I'd been working ot and was going 25+ days in a row and his response was "nobody really wants to work anymore" I was so confused and just annoyed because here I am on my way to work for the millionth day in a row and that's the response?
Hell yeah, finally early-ish
Emkay narrater talking about a terrible family event: *silly cheerful music*
Scammed girlfriend: Why is OP even with this woman? What are they even getting out of it?
53:22 I watch bobs burgers
25:09 reminds me of when 2 black people jaywalked and my grandpa said racial arrogance, i can't shoot him down cause he'll get all pissy and i live with him
Cool
1:00:56 🐔IQ
I've never had a problem gaming as a woman.
I think it depends on what games you play. But what annoys me. Men give other men 10× more shit than they do women.
21:37 wtf happened here
I would rather throw every online match than talk in my irl voice and deal woth creepy dude reactions.
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Tbf it should be a job but companies have managed to get people to work for free
:)
Only Fans? Really? I’ll pass.
Early
U say people arnt a hive mind etc. Yet stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason cos there's truth to it 😂😂 if 1 group keeps being disrespectful then it's that 1 group 😂
Are you racist or is this a bad joke? I cannot tell with rhe grammar you're useing.
@@GustavoPizza can't be racist if a stereotypes is true 🤣
@@GustavoPizza you want to talk about my grammar. You can't even spell the 🤣
Circle jerk about how I am a good parent 46:22
Maybe they should get better at videogames. I see one I dont even talk. I teamkill or leave. Never won a game when theyre in my lobby
The reader is so cringe
His gf definitely has an onlyfans lol