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  • He is delusional... | 1 Hour of Confessions
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  • @silverwurm
    @silverwurm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    31:11 My sister went through this, her husband came out and they divorced. All the hurt, and especially the feeling that she had been lied to for years.
    This is something worth having a frank discussion about during the dating stage. Say, shortly after you become exclusive.

  • @joybarber2430
    @joybarber2430 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The cheap fast way is probably way more authentic. No one has the time for 12 hours of cooking a day if you aren't getting paid to do exactly that.

  • @yamairad1
    @yamairad1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    If a job has several interviews I already know I don't want the job.

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    16:07 So..this sounds predatory. She's way to damn old and is a cheater. Op needs to no matter the circumstances tell that man because he shouldn't have any more of his time wasted by being with her. It's gross how she's THAT OLD and is sleeping with a 19yr old.

    • @Tiperia
      @Tiperia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah its wild... Don't know what to think

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I agree that he really should say something, even if it will break up the family. That family was broken the second she cheated and they're all on borrowed time. It's so disgusting that she tried to gaslight him into thinking it's his fault that she cheated. I hope he tells them. They deserve to know what she did and what she's trying to still do.

  • @PulkUlanow
    @PulkUlanow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    How much of yall are listenning to these miserable places in life so we feel better about your own?

    • @rainingwhenidie
      @rainingwhenidie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I'm trying not to do drugs again and these posts make me feel a lot better about my life because yeah it could actually be a lot worse. It's weirdly comforting.

    • @Ryeanimates
      @Ryeanimates 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@rainingwhenidieu got this man

    • @briskettacos
      @briskettacos 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@rainingwhenidie I'm proud of you. Find something else to fill the gap.

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@rainingwhenidie You got it.

    • @poof7504
      @poof7504 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      100% plus I love being in other peoples drama

  • @Mr_Kai690
    @Mr_Kai690 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    The DoorDash story: OP did nothing wrong. My mom actually works for DoorDash, so that guy did indeed fire himself.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I feel bad that she even feels guilty. She's a kind person who made a tough, but right decision. That man deserved to be fired for what he did and I hope she finds peace. I'm also proud of doordash for not tolerating that behavior or making excuses to keep him.

  • @impishrebel5969
    @impishrebel5969 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Listening to that chef story, can confirm, Europeans use cheap stuff in "authentic" food.

  • @whyarewestillhere0
    @whyarewestillhere0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The gaming one is an easy relate because I do NOT turn on my mic first time I ever got a headset was when I was fifteen and there was creepy dudes hitting on me because it's probably either because i was a girl or because i sounded like a child but it was mostly guys mocking my voice, shit talking or TEAM KILLING

    • @philjames8148
      @philjames8148 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And now be honest, the ones mocking you was mocking everyone. It's not aimed at a gender.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@philjames8148Did you even listen to the story or the comment? It very clearly is about gender and sexism.

    • @philjames8148
      @philjames8148 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pissapocalypse
      Did I listen to the bs? Yes. Doesn't mean I believe every nonsense claim made...
      Sorry, not sorry.

  • @anacceptablename332
    @anacceptablename332 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    my dad legit screams at the top of my lungs when he vomits. he also makes a blubbering noise and both combined makes me nauseous as well. luckily i haven’t vomited from hearing him vomit but i’ve been close a few times. good to know i’m not the only one who has to deal with absolute nauseating sounds when someone vomits.
    just in case someone tries to connect the dots with that story and mine, my dad is single and has been for years. if that story was posted to reddit like four or five years ago maybe our stories might’ve been related. so yeah if anyone screams while you vomit, stop. everyone around you most likely feels sick as well when they hear you scream-vomiting so please find a different way to vomit.

    • @literallycringeidk360
      @literallycringeidk360 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My mom shouts when she sneezes. She makes sure the whole house knows when she has allergies 😭

    • @rainingwhenidie
      @rainingwhenidie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@literallycringeidk360dude same I can literally hear when she's about to sneeze and I cover my ears like there's a plane taking off or something. People joke about dad sneezes, but my dad has not let out a sneeze loud enough to cause ringing in my ears.

    • @BoatsBigDay
      @BoatsBigDay 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mf really said “please find a different way to vomit” how self centered can you be bruh

    • @kavinaderrow3269
      @kavinaderrow3269 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@literallycringeidk360 And normally, my mom is super quiet.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@BoatsBigDayRight lmao do they think people can control how they vomit? Vomiting itself is involuntary already lol

  • @jordanrayne4779
    @jordanrayne4779 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My dad can't read either, but that was due to a mix of him having learning issues and not wanting to learn. It was difficult for him, so he never actually tried to learn. Since getting more modern technology, he has started to learn a bit, but stubbornly says that he doesn't care that he can't read, he doesnt care that he needs help to go anywhere or read anything, and he doesnt want to read. He once got mad at me for reading a book and declared that he thinks that no one should read and that all books should be burned. I do not particularly understand him.

    • @nicolahobbs5985
      @nicolahobbs5985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sounds like he’s being prideful and is embarrassed

    • @jordanrayne4779
      @jordanrayne4779 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nicolahobbs5985 i mean probably but he won't admit that. It's bad enough that it's influencing my little siblings to also struggled with reading. It's not genetic because both me and my older sister were raised by our mom's and both read exceptionally well, my two little siblings being raised by my dad and stepmom are falling way behind, my little brother sees my dad at his age and thinks that it's not important to learn to read, my dad constantly says that they can't learn to read just like he couldn't but I've spoken to my grandparents, he never tried and they didn't make him apply himself in school

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If he needs help all the time because he can't read, there's no point in enabling him. He needs to learn that reading is pretty much required to function in a society. He can't rely on others forever.

  • @ellouisejohnson1277
    @ellouisejohnson1277 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    i deepn my voice when playing online games like valorant as the last time i used my normal voice i was getting called hottie and getting wolf whisteled at and avoided by my teamates and i could not keep playing like that so i would just do what i called my chad voice its a really deep voice and if i slip everyones like are you a man or a woman (im non-binary) but i just say im a guy just find it fun to mess with ppl i was born a woman i just thank my wide vocal range bc i would not play online if i could not talk like a man soz for the bad grammar and the long comment im tired rn but yee

  • @Xavierixs
    @Xavierixs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    How do you hide a whole family from your girlfriend

    • @matthewdaye5410
      @matthewdaye5410 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Asking for a friend ?

    • @Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing
      @Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hide them in your basement

    • @Imnotoook
      @Imnotoook 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing the fridge

    • @rainingwhenidie
      @rainingwhenidie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Deep freezer

    • @CyberweaverVT
      @CyberweaverVT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The dungeon

  • @royallynick
    @royallynick 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    55:58 sounds like a stim to me idk. I clap and clap my hands a lot when I'm excited so it really sounds like that dudes the ahole

  • @herne4504
    @herne4504 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    please i need ask emkay as a podcast in apple podcasts and spotify

  • @bard4uu
    @bard4uu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    listening while shiny hunting

  • @robinmeade6998
    @robinmeade6998 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The lady with the flashcards for her male escort & just cuddled.Amazing idea.Cheaper than a dog & probably a therapist......Plus you get to hear exactly what you needed too.Actually seems smart.

  • @Makeup4ever5
    @Makeup4ever5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Mom is trying to deflect and gaslight OP by claiming HE would be the one responsible for destroying her marriage while SHE was the one lying and cheating and it would be 100% her fault

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have something to add to the "people treat me differently because of my weight" thing. Im a bit overweight now, its not that bad but it has affected the way people treat me.... but in a good way.
    Its weird but this has been kind of good for me. When i was skinny i got a TON of sexual harassment and gross comments and unwanted attention, and a long time ago when i was a kid i was assaulted. Now for the most part its stopped and people treat me normally. (I'm a woman btw)
    Now, I'm happy its stopped but I'm pissed that i had to literally become fat and unhealthy to get people to leave me the fuck alone. I shouldnt have to be fat to be treated like an actual human instead of a sex object. Its infuriating that i had to go through that, and i want to be healthy again and im trying to make that happen, but i cant get it out of my head that its gonna go back to how it was and I'm gonna get creeped on again.
    Im honestly kinda scared. To get back in shape im gonna take jiu-jitsu or some other self defense so i can punch anyone who touches me. I dont deserve to be disrespected or treated like an object and i wont let it happen anymore.
    Ive never seen anyone talk about this perspective of weight issues so I'd like to know if anyone else has experienced this.

  • @victoriagarcia3078
    @victoriagarcia3078 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The M&M post made me think of Reese’s Pieces: specifically how it would be really cool if half of them were filled with peanut butter and the other half were filled with chocolate as well as how good they’d probably taste

  • @sullivanhouse4697
    @sullivanhouse4697 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    41:07 YES LOVE IT. Good burger reference 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @eminemfanboy12
    @eminemfanboy12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the sleeping with the gfs mom is basically the plot of a raising hope episode id seen lol

  • @kingwhispy
    @kingwhispy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    58:11 I had a guy do that to me. Unfortunately I was young and stupid and I stayed with him until he left me for one of his coworkers. It hurt A LOT, and I started obsessively checking his phone, he didn't even hide it, I would only check when he was watching me check it. It completely destroyed me, even now over a decade later I still get anxiety and (rarely) the need to snoop through my current partners phone, which by the way, I don't do. I communicate my anxiety to my boyfriend, who always offers to let me check, which I always decline because I don't want to fall back into old habits.

  • @IndominusMemoir
    @IndominusMemoir 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I don't know if I'd would want to be cuddled by a stranger, let alone someone who only does it because I paid them ôo does that really do something positive to others? I would feel even more pathetic, but hey, if it gets others into a better headspace - nice ✌

  • @centeringcube
    @centeringcube 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man im glad idc if ur male/ female or whatever the hell the other ones are when playing games all i care is if you good or not

  • @sharyebethancourt3660
    @sharyebethancourt3660 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:01:38 I didn’t know people said otherwise and I completely agree. Peanut M&MS rock.

  • @sharyebethancourt3660
    @sharyebethancourt3660 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:48 this made me so sad cuz this could be me. Loneliness feels like it’s actually making me a little crazy sometimes. I don’t think OP is weird at all.
    I’ve also heard of cuddle parties and professional cuddlers.

  • @Nikkisoffice
    @Nikkisoffice 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I game... as a female I can tell you there are freaks out there... but I have found groups that are great and I am safe as a female player

  • @deadlyfarriswheel
    @deadlyfarriswheel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:30 I was talking to an uber driver one day and mentioned I'd been working ot and was going 25+ days in a row and his response was "nobody really wants to work anymore" I was so confused and just annoyed because here I am on my way to work for the millionth day in a row and that's the response?

  • @lunarfoxx4523
    @lunarfoxx4523 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hell yeah, finally early-ish

  • @mile290productions3
    @mile290productions3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Emkay narrater talking about a terrible family event: *silly cheerful music*

  • @taylorslade961
    @taylorslade961 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Scammed girlfriend: Why is OP even with this woman? What are they even getting out of it?

  • @wannaseeamagictrick410
    @wannaseeamagictrick410 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    53:22 I watch bobs burgers

  • @skyethebardicbastard8470
    @skyethebardicbastard8470 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    25:09 reminds me of when 2 black people jaywalked and my grandpa said racial arrogance, i can't shoot him down cause he'll get all pissy and i live with him

  • @thegamedude9883
    @thegamedude9883 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cool

  • @Jacoe413
    @Jacoe413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:00:56 🐔IQ

  • @katherinebass530
    @katherinebass530 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've never had a problem gaming as a woman.

    • @philjames8148
      @philjames8148 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it depends on what games you play. But what annoys me. Men give other men 10× more shit than they do women.

  • @AleTitan
    @AleTitan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    21:37 wtf happened here

  • @MollyMoxer
    @MollyMoxer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would rather throw every online match than talk in my irl voice and deal woth creepy dude reactions.

  • @giaco-cat2718
    @giaco-cat2718 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    d

  • @radhatter2018
    @radhatter2018 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tbf it should be a job but companies have managed to get people to work for free

  • @GB...-_-197
    @GB...-_-197 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    :)

  • @rogerdodger6877
    @rogerdodger6877 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Only Fans? Really? I’ll pass.

  • @Savage_Alex121
    @Savage_Alex121 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Early

  • @lozdogsimo1782
    @lozdogsimo1782 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    U say people arnt a hive mind etc. Yet stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason cos there's truth to it 😂😂 if 1 group keeps being disrespectful then it's that 1 group 😂

    • @GustavoPizza
      @GustavoPizza 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Are you racist or is this a bad joke? I cannot tell with rhe grammar you're useing.

    • @lozdogsimo1782
      @lozdogsimo1782 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GustavoPizza can't be racist if a stereotypes is true 🤣

    • @lozdogsimo1782
      @lozdogsimo1782 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GustavoPizza you want to talk about my grammar. You can't even spell the 🤣

  • @Katuta1
    @Katuta1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Circle jerk about how I am a good parent 46:22

  • @Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing
    @Extremelybraindeadhumanbeing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Maybe they should get better at videogames. I see one I dont even talk. I teamkill or leave. Never won a game when theyre in my lobby

  • @Katuta1
    @Katuta1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The reader is so cringe

    • @tyschneider8798
      @tyschneider8798 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His gf definitely has an onlyfans lol