Andrew Ditch: Squatch Watch Episode 46

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  • In this episode: “He's going apeshit!” Andrew's skered of 'Daddy'; a Head Banging Meltdown™ ensues.
    Original video " my head is hurting me because I can't take care of myself I autistic " was uploaded By Andrew Ditch in August 2022.
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    Andrew Ditch has been arrested multiple times for endangering the well being of his family. One arrest (November 2019) was for poisoning his family by putting Epsom salt in their coffee maker. A later arrest (March 2020) was for using an oil diffuser to trigger his mother's breathing issues (he claims this act was a failed attempt to use a 'coping skill'). All of the above information has been obtained through videos that Andrew himself uploads to TH-cam.
    Andrew is a documented medical malingerer, and all of his claims of illnesses should be taken with a grain of (Epsom) salt. This channel DOES NOT condone or encourage any one to contact Andrew Ditch; these videos are uploaded for strictly archival reasons. Feel free to share, reupload, repost any videos featured here to your own archives.

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  • @alexandriaf.4374
    @alexandriaf.4374 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    The way that both of his parents say “37!” at the same time is chefs kiss

  • @Boogywoogy9
    @Boogywoogy9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Andy's family: (breaths)
    Andy: YOUR ABUSIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @SuperLazer64
    @SuperLazer64 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    bruh he just said "daddy" weirdest thing ever uttered from a near 40 year old man child

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like grownup caillou

  • @uzaiyaro
    @uzaiyaro 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    “I want away from my daddy” oh my god

  • @flobwad
    @flobwad 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    As someone who’s actually autistic - the sound of this man’s toddler-like whine is sensory hell.
    It’s insulting how he believes that is the true behavior of an autistic person.

    • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
      @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Agreed

    • @evan937
      @evan937 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not all Autistic people can take care of themselves due to mental illness though....

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@evan937 Have I ever said otherwise? No, I haven’t.

    • @nomadicmonger9455
      @nomadicmonger9455 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Some do you regard

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Andy is a nightmare

  • @AndrewDitch-SerialSociop-zs5yj
    @AndrewDitch-SerialSociop-zs5yj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The Squatch Watch episodes are better than anything on TV or netflix.

    • @federalagent7334
      @federalagent7334 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm amazed that these don't have hundreds of thousands of views. It's actually amazing how much content and how funny this sh1t is. Andy is such a character.

  • @chogokin666
    @chogokin666 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The name "ditch" is so appropriate. In that he is an empty hole solely filled with malice and resentment. 😅

    • @rainman8534
      @rainman8534 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s where he belongs

  • @Bill-v7m6b
    @Bill-v7m6b 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The 37 at the same time was so iconic istg

  • @Kastrenzo74
    @Kastrenzo74 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Im in my 30s and everyone in this video is older than me and acting this way, that is terrifying

    • @sammanthaneys1444
      @sammanthaneys1444 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Behavior like this is a regular Tuesday for people in their 30s & 40s.

  • @vcbf101
    @vcbf101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    2:21 "daddy?" LMAO

  • @skullmalice5287
    @skullmalice5287 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I know this mf did not just say daddy💀

    • @Leon14000
      @Leon14000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      His parents couldn't believe it either.

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      _”Daddy?!”_ -His mother, in disgust.

  • @Leon14000
    @Leon14000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "YOU POONCH ME!!!"

    • @rainman8534
      @rainman8534 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HOW DARE DADDY POONCH AMBY!

  • @StarcleBlaze
    @StarcleBlaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    His dad sounds like a pissed Kermit

  • @professorsponge1554
    @professorsponge1554 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how andy thinks his 'I dunno what I'm talking about, I just repeat things!' really works.
    If he was just repeating things they wouldn't be in perfect lock-step with the situation at hand.

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    He's 37, and yet acts like he's 33 years younger than that.

    • @adamwatson6916
      @adamwatson6916 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Nah 4 year Olds are much more poised and rational than Andy .

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My 4 year old nephew acts more reasonable than this.😑

    • @cannon26ify
      @cannon26ify 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Schizophrenia is a hell of an illness ain't it

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've seen younger kids act better than this man toddler

  • @martinbradbury647
    @martinbradbury647 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I think it should be perfectly legal for his father to take him out with no charges

    • @martinbradbury647
      @martinbradbury647 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      His farther and mother brother are angels

  • @Broadica
    @Broadica 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    15:15
    "...you're asking me to repeat information that I'm not capable of.."
    Previous videos -
    "I can repeat things that people tell me, even though I can't understand it"
    And this is why everyone says you're fake, Andy.
    Because you lie....and then proceed to upload videos of you proving you lied.

  • @reginaldie
    @reginaldie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    as an autistic, just imagining living in that house with that man just makes me want to do time in jail. i know that's like hell too, but at least i don't get to hear that abhorrent whining every day.

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What’s interesting is how people who actually have autism have commented on this guy, myself included, and all unanimously agree Andrew doesn’t behave like someone who has autism. His behavior is far more aligned with schizoaffective disorder and antisocial personality disorder.

    • @reginaldie
      @reginaldie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@flobwad very true, the poisoning and elder abuse is heavily related to ASPD, his parents bodies are practically built by splinters by now and they could die at any moment.

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Andy is hell on earth

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@reginaldieI agree with you

  • @D.T.A1
    @D.T.A1 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bro pulls out the autistic card when needed... I would love to meet him in a dark alley , I would straighten out his disability real quick.. LOL

    • @LukeyCKsMaxedOutCreditCards
      @LukeyCKsMaxedOutCreditCards 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You would beat his fucking ass bro!

    • @michaellachapell3455
      @michaellachapell3455 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      For being autistic, he sure talks and knows a lot.

    • @Theriodontia4945
      @Theriodontia4945 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Bro, all you need to do is sweep his legs. Lardass falls over and cannot get back up. Unfortunately, it might trigger an earthquake in Tonawanda.

    • @vikinggaming1037
      @vikinggaming1037 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@Theriodontia4945actually, just call him fake and he takes himself out lol

  • @ConquestOfJustice
    @ConquestOfJustice 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    2:12 “37!”

  • @D.T.A1
    @D.T.A1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I couldn't take this dude , I would have to take him to a home

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I would of send him to a psychiatric hospital and give them the permission to keep him there against his wishes

    • @Theriodontia4945
      @Theriodontia4945 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@darkclaws1234567891 Insane Asylum. He is that much of a menace, we need to reimplement insane asylums again just to contain him.

    • @Tail472
      @Tail472 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@darkclaws1234567891why would you do that and waste a bed. Just push him to the streets and move far away lol

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Tail472 if he was on the streets children wouldn't be safe

    • @Tail472
      @Tail472 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@darkclaws1234567891 true but why waste resources. I have the perfect resolution tho. It requires a Jerry can and a lighter. And well fuel you can guess

  • @noneofyourbussines6362
    @noneofyourbussines6362 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Malinger: Definitions from Oxford Languages
    verb
    exaggerate or feign illness in order to escape duty or work.
    "while some thought I was malingering, they couldn't see the pain I dealt with."
    Similar:
    pretend to be ill

  • @GG_t00ns-fd4nz
    @GG_t00ns-fd4nz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I know for a fact he did not just call his dad , daddy 💀💀
    What in the hell is going on in his brain.

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This guy is intentionally acting stupid to cause his parents misery

  • @CAPTSPAULDING-se3fw
    @CAPTSPAULDING-se3fw ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Some people can’t be fixed. This is a functional man child, that needs a HARD DOSE OF REALITY!

    • @trewashington787
      @trewashington787 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s actually too late. That car crash really fucked up his brain permanently, meaning he is forever a man child/baby.

    • @Theriodontia4945
      @Theriodontia4945 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He needs to be interred at an insane asylum, expeditiously!

    • @CometExpress
      @CometExpress 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wouldn’t say functional, he’s so far gone that he can’t be a functioning member of society

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Send him to North Korea

  • @TJWolf26
    @TJWolf26 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    He's 37 going on 3. Hes such a manbaby

  • @GarthVanOver
    @GarthVanOver หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Im bein buised

  • @heckaloose
    @heckaloose 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    2:18 DADDY

    • @trewashington787
      @trewashington787 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Daddy?

    • @heckaloose
      @heckaloose 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@trewashington787YOU BEUZE ME

    • @lars_ulrich
      @lars_ulrich 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “DADDY?!”

  • @danadavis123
    @danadavis123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wah wah I'm a pity full baby. Wah wah. I don't want to wipe my own butt. No, you change my diaper. No, you change my diaper!

  • @adamwatson6916
    @adamwatson6916 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Stop busin me ..

  • @realmikeholman
    @realmikeholman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    would the police actually investigate if he turned up// deceased?

    • @adamwatson6916
      @adamwatson6916 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It would depend on the manner of death .
      There would be an autopsy and if wasn't natural causes they would investigate but it's doubtful his death would be considered a priority case .

    • @realmikeholman
      @realmikeholman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@adamwatson6916 I mean, if I were an officer in that area. and dealt with andy that much. I could walk into his dads house. see his dad with a smoking gun and be like. andy shot himself.

    • @lars_ulrich
      @lars_ulrich 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wouldn’t.

    • @jennessacard4796
      @jennessacard4796 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I would need the investigation to concluded the series. I wouldn’t feel satisfied. Also they should be given to prison or jail time and a reward from the mayor 🙂‍↕️

  • @cain9240
    @cain9240 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You Buzin me😭

  • @JosephFarrell-kl9ty
    @JosephFarrell-kl9ty ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guys I'm so sorry

  • @RohanHordern
    @RohanHordern 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:32 damn

  • @JuicedCorn
    @JuicedCorn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wonder what it’d be like if he did successfully got his dad arrested, he’d probably freak out imo

    • @ballnchain4893
      @ballnchain4893 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His dad was arrested a few years ago for something related to Andy. I'm not sure of the full story.

    • @andreipalmer8470
      @andreipalmer8470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Andy is evil to put his family through this

  • @alexandergonzie1200
    @alexandergonzie1200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Why's his voice so high pitched? Lol

    • @vikinggaming1037
      @vikinggaming1037 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's an act. He acts disabled and helpless.

    • @tueur_au_compasgaming7808
      @tueur_au_compasgaming7808 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@vikinggaming1037 the psychiatrist themself said that he wasn't disabled, but he still try for watever reason, despite the fact that nobody believe him anymore

    • @rainman8534
      @rainman8534 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Apparently one of his testicles didn’t drop fully, so there’s that.

  • @mchilders396
    @mchilders396 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    339 morgan? such as, 339 llyod st? Lol

    • @andrewditch
      @andrewditch  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's a remarkable but true coincidence.

    • @cain9240
      @cain9240 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A lolcow Paradox maybe 😮

  • @aprilc63
    @aprilc63 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel so bad for his family, he's a freaking whack job 🤬🤬

  • @SpokaneGirl85
    @SpokaneGirl85 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    His friends that are telling him to harass probably dont know the whole story. If they would google him, they would find this all out but wait, this is all bullying because kiwifarms you know.

  • @jimcrone6307
    @jimcrone6307 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is it completely an act? He never broke character, even when he is made fun of and nobody believes him?

    • @vikinggaming1037
      @vikinggaming1037 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yes it is. Listen to other videos. Dude makes death/bomb threats in other videos, totally abusing everyone around him.

    • @sammanthaneys1444
      @sammanthaneys1444 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He probably jumped in front of that car. 😂

  • @evan937
    @evan937 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Dad sure can Yap, didn't let the cop talk at all...😂

  • @Crayolapup
    @Crayolapup หลายเดือนก่อน

    On Wikitube, its stated that Andy went to a Special Needs school and graduated from there... its making me think that if he just acted like his normal self, he might get diagnosed with autism.
    All this overacting is making it hard for doctors to see whats really happening.

  • @YourFired-md8tq
    @YourFired-md8tq หลายเดือนก่อน

    Andy's acting is horrible you can tell he pushed himself in that sound that just came to me when first heard this andy pushed himself and his is just is pay e not his caretaker nobody in his family signed up for it

  • @danadavis123
    @danadavis123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danadavis123
    @danadavis123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @radioactivedeathmachine8991
    @radioactivedeathmachine8991 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel like his parents are making fun of him but he is one second individual