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  • @glennsmith976
    @glennsmith976 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, as it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?". The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

    • @grahamnutt8958
      @grahamnutt8958 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @earlwheelock7844
      @earlwheelock7844 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      BOY!!! NOT the ending I was expecting!!!! ( apparently nobody else did either )!!!! ROF LMFAO!! again !! GREAT JOB!! GLENN!!!👂👂😲💓💓💓🙊🙉🙈!!

  • @grahamnutt8958
    @grahamnutt8958 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I remember this from several years ago - not on here - and it involved a Hamster 🐹
    Nothing wrong with a variation of an old classic 😂

  • @johngreen3777
    @johngreen3777 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oops! Reminds me of when I accidentally mowed over a turtle that was under some elephant ears!

    • @earlwheelock7844
      @earlwheelock7844 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah!! ( poor elephant !!😆😆)!!!!

    • @caeruleusvm7621
      @caeruleusvm7621 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't buy it! There are lots of elephants where I live and the sound of the mower always chases them away.

    • @earlwheelock7844
      @earlwheelock7844 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      YEAH YOUR RIGHT!!! you dont get it , ITS A JOKE!!!!

    • @caeruleusvm7621
      @caeruleusvm7621 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@earlwheelock7844 You do know that elephant ears are a plant, right? The kind of plant a turtle could hide in.

    • @earlwheelock7844
      @earlwheelock7844 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes also there is a type of ' FRY BREAD ' called an elephants ear, BUT ITS STILL A JOKE!!!!

  • @paulsmith5398
    @paulsmith5398 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    A new twist on "Whack-a-mole".

    • @grahamnutt8958
      @grahamnutt8958 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @paul 🤣🤣🤣 rofl.
      At least it is less offensive than "Leisure Suit Larry" - PC Game - that plays something called "Whack A Pole".
      If you've played it; you'll know what I'm on about 😂

    • @paulsmith5398
      @paulsmith5398 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@grahamnutt8958 O M G ❗"Whack-a-Pole?" But i know exactly what you mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣❗Its been many years ago, but i was trapping wild raccoons in my yard, due to my late wifes daycare. I came across one fellow that was in the process of doing something that i only thought human guys did, and i about split a gut laughing.

  • @earlwheelock7844
    @earlwheelock7844 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bet that smells REALY good in about a week or so!!! 😮😲😲😝😝😝😨😨😭😭😭😭😵😵💣💥💩🙊🙉🙈