Shelby looks like they are contemplating their life choices and future the way they're looking off into the distance. and Darnell really like "pull up i dare you, your lucky i cant get you in this glass box"
@@CoyoteAUSgarbage. Survival rate for inland Taipan is still good if you follow good Australian snake first aid & RFD gets to you in time. Your internal organs will likely be pretty f*cked for life. But you'll survive.
@@jeffreyjewell75if I was bitten by one I will ask to not to be taken to the hospital. Its a waste of time. Just start saying goodbyes. One bite puts out venom able to kill 100 like me. 1 of me has no chance.
@@Aliandrinid say its one of the most abundant, the refraction of light on the elements of the atmosphere make the whole sky blue, cant tell me thats not nature
@@lemonsqweezy9532 That’s instinct, it’s just how they’ve evolved to hunt. All the snake understands is that things die a short while after the snake bites it, it does not understand anything beyond that.
@@peggedyourdad9560they can control how much they release much like spiders can but sometimes it's love bites and they just have slightly too much and they don't mean to end 😂
to my jerk son, who wanted my money i didnt forget you. i leave you, my beloved son, oh such a cherished endowment, fit for person such as yourself. well enough dilly dally. John Johnson, my namesake as well mine own father. youve been a honor to our family name so i bequeth to you the family estate of snakes and a parcel of land to raise them, its the land the zoo has been fighting for. you know the one WITHIN their borders yet not owned by them. ah yes your great grandfather and all of the men of our lineage must maintain that land to send a royal fck u for the goverment and the Williams buying us out and slowly each year. yet you had to marry a williams. i dont care if shes not from the same williams that screwed us over. we never marry date or even lay with a williams. i always held out hope for you but since youre reading this that means you havent come to yoursense. i guess my back up plan and illegitimate son will have to be mine heir. those plans are already in motion. anyways, Im long dead so good luck my boy with the williams girl.
They are famous for being kinda chill snakes in the wild. Being a chubby slug with the most scary venom load provides a lot of What Up *sips drink* energy xD
The funny part about Boomslangs, is the fact that they are generally shy and anxious creatures, but their venom is by far one of the most if not THE most potent in the snake world.
Remember that guy who loved snakes so much that he used to micro dose venom and could easily take a bite from with minimal side effects from a poisonous snake?
Even if you did have poisonous pets you would have a 9/10 because you have to ingest poison and you wouldn’t eat your pets. You meant venomous. Even without venomous pets, it’s still 9/10.
Yea but no one but steve irwin has the balls to handle them. Dude let a wild one kiss him. Eastern brown and inland taipan are far more venemous thay any snake in this vid. Without anti venom, 100% chance of death, within an hr. Even with anti venom, some eastern brown can still kill you as for some reason their venom has become MORE potent in the last few decades. I know of a dude who got bit, got anti venom and still died in like 45 mins. Unfortunately they crossbreed and evolve 😂 props the fault of the cane toad
@@silenttitan416This bloke got hit by a Taipan in the 50s... big came cutter. Drove himself 130ks to hospital, he rekns it was like being paro... He lived (cos he's 6ft 5) but loss of taste & smell wd be fukt.
@@MoonLitChild Same here! Sorry for the late reply! TH-cam didn't notify me, and I only saw you commented because of the person under you. TH-cam decoded to notify me of their reply and not yours lol 🙄
Its a stunning colour indeed. Personally i really like the brazillian rainbow boa. As the name suggests it has the colours of a rainbow as a sheen over it its really pretty
The gaboon viper suddenly noticing you recording is strangely adorable. Your snakes are all beautiful, even if some of them are "medically insignificant" lol.
Me noticing you gotta "Steve" and an "Irwin"... and I just know, he's smiling in heaven, knowing he reached the hearts of so many of us, and now he's got so many people carrying out his legacy. I consider his family as the presidential family of all animals.❤
I have never heard of or seen this snake before. It looks like a blue dragon from D&D in snake form. That scale pattern looks fantastic. It's the prettiest snake I've ever seen.
It was my previous understanding that no animals were actually blue. The blue of birds and butterflies and such, is actually iridescence and not pigment.
@@Aliandrinthat was understanding as well but then there are frogs and lizards. I think it's just about being able to make dyes and idk how we'd turn a snake into paint 😅
I think animals somewhat have thoughts but its more like they have predetermined instincts already in their brains that they rely on along with whatever survival tactics that species is able to use, most animals lack the ability of an intelligent thinking capacity though and thats why animals are categorized as things without conscience but i think they have a small bit of consciousness to a degree that could be unlocked through science, hell the octupus is one of the most intelligent creature's on this planet so much so, many people think they are aliens that came on asteroids, when the asteroids hit the dinosaurs along with mushroom spores, i think there is a lot we dont know yet and were not even close to knowing everything.
The good, and slightly ironic thing about it, is that they're extremely reluctant to bite people so although your odds of surviving are low, your odds of never being bitten in the first place are pretty solid.
The Sand Viper looking depressed after being called “medically insignificant.” 😂
Told that man he couldn't get it up smh ED ahh snek
“Your words cut deep”🥲
I would be more intimidated if they threatened to make me medically significant
@@Soul_Alpha Ereptile Disfunction
@@conanhighwoods4304 AWWWWW HELLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWW 😭😭
"What kind of pet do you have?"
"Medically significant!"
Death sausages
Danger noodles!
Beautiful but can't feel love kind
😂
😂 best comment
Shelby’s got that “main character” energy, just sitting there staring from the shadows 😂
Shelby's a Disney villain (like, 90's Disney villain)
Anime edgelords prefer to sitting in the darkest corner to brooding about their own inner turmoil and darkness. 😆
Shelby looks like they are contemplating their life choices and future the way they're looking off into the distance. and Darnell really like "pull up i dare you, your lucky i cant get you in this glass box"
Imagine chilling in your tank and someone rolls up and calls you medically insignificant
I'd be trying to decipher what the fuck it means for the rest of my life. Too shook to attack
@@Froggyman145 lol right? Like damn man i see how it is. Be wondering if i was born with faulty venom sacs and whatnot
The disrespect.
😅😅
Doctor defined my baby mama as "geriatric" at the age of 35..
Boomslang will commit war crimes if given the chance
Is it from Israel? 😂
@@AutisticAlpalastine more likely. Don’t let it near any helpless babies or toddlers in cradles
@@little_hunt3r 🤣🤣👌
The people who are making these COMMENTS are a few cards shy of a “Full-Deck” !!!.
It looks proper nowty
I know they’re dangerous but that blue snake is GORGEOUS
Irwin over there like "if you don't screw with me and you give me food we cool G"
Boomslang didn't wake up and choose violence. It was up all night plotting.
nawh violence choose boomslang
😂😂😂
@@knucklehead6599that's what I thought. Boomslang is violence.
Boomslang was just tired of being followed around by a camera. " haven't you heard of papperazzi laws?! Leave me alone!"
Snakes: *I never sleep, I have **_no eyelids._* 🐍 👿
Darnell: you lucky this glass here to stop me
Shelby: 🧍🏾♂️
Darnell pulls up and Shelby stands on business.
He’s just standing there….MENACINGLY!!!”
Silly little guy
@@MelonHere20gone be silly until he bites you and you’re unconscious 😢
Shelby Cobra 🐍
lol Darnell squaring up made me laugh, bless him ❤😂
They’re all so cute though. Thank you for caring for them and educating others despite their toxic traits. ;)
The inland taipan is THE epitome of "It's always the quiet ones"
Always
0/10 chance of survival if bitten in the outback.
@@CoyoteAUSgarbage. Survival rate for inland Taipan is still good if you follow good Australian snake first aid & RFD gets to you in time. Your internal organs will likely be pretty f*cked for life. But you'll survive.
They are that deadly ?
@@jeffreyjewell75if I was bitten by one I will ask to not to be taken to the hospital. Its a waste of time. Just start saying goodbyes. One bite puts out venom able to kill 100 like me. 1 of me has no chance.
That Blue insularis is absolutely fucking GORGEOUS!!!
IM SAYING
On Google images. That’s as close as I like to get.
How is a snake that blue? How is anything? Isn't true, gorgeous, pure blue a super rare colour in nature that almost nothing has?
@@Aliandrinid say its one of the most abundant, the refraction of light on the elements of the atmosphere make the whole sky blue, cant tell me thats not nature
*A blue jay*: Am I a joke to you?@@Aliandrin
That blue one is absolutely gorgeous
I like how all the deadly ones had cute little faces and the cool ones were the most survivable
Boomslang ignores the Geneva Convention
Geneva suggestion*
@@ethanrichner4071frick beat me to it 😂
No, he does not.
Because for him it's a Geneva *checklist*
😂😂😂
@@ivanandriyanov4426 Geneva *afterthought*
Steve really was saying "Let me bite you 10 times and we'll see how many times you survive"
😂😂
The blue one is the coolest looking snake I've ever seen!
why are all the dangerous ones always the coolest looking! those vipers are so pretty
Started with Steve.
Finished with Irwin.
👍 10/10 formatting 👍
ooof, I didn't catch that, nice
I like that he has a king cobra called Shelby (even tho technically a king cobra isn't a cobra)
Indeed 🔥
F for Steve Irwin
F
I like that Darnell seems friendly and doesn't realize he has the ability to kill several people.
Yeah, venomous snakes generally don't know that they're venomous.
@peggedyourdad9560 lmfao they most certainly do. Otherwise they wouldn't bite then wait. 😂
@@lemonsqweezy9532 That’s instinct, it’s just how they’ve evolved to hunt. All the snake understands is that things die a short while after the snake bites it, it does not understand anything beyond that.
@@peggedyourdad9560they can control how much they release much like spiders can but sometimes it's love bites and they just have slightly too much and they don't mean to end 😂
🎵🎶is this love that I'm feelin?🎶🎵 🥀💀
the 2nd to last snakes little face 😭 so cute, and darnell what a spicy little guy so adorable!
Woah that Blue Insularis is WILD!! 💙
Bro that blue snake is *INSANELY* handsome/beautiful
FR so pretty
You could say it's.... Striking 😂😂😂 sorry, I couldn't resist
Yeah that blue color is amazing.
@@annazimmerman864worthy comment 😁
I don't care if I get bitten I want to give it a hug
Bro gave the Inland Taipan a "You're fucked/10" 😭
Legit. We're very lucky they're A: not aggressive, and B: live in the desert.
What about the coastal 💀
@@ainsleighgray5241 Coastals are aggressive when cornered - as any animal would be, in that situation, when you think about it.
Right! Hence the name "Irwin"
"you might be able to dial a 9"
and the yoink man, just grabs taipans like hes picking up bread from the grocery store
Ok but why are they all so cute tho 😂
The blue snake definitely took me off guard. I never expected any snake, or any other reptile besides a chameleon to have such a vibrant skin color
Rainbow boa has entered the chat...
ive never seen a blue snake but that one is very pretty
@@reemiereems7567 that's more iridescence than actually being a bright color like blue
“I really need to write a will” lol
But afterwards, he left a will. )
to my jerk son, who wanted my money i didnt forget you.
i leave you, my beloved son, oh such a cherished endowment, fit for person such as yourself. well enough dilly dally.
John Johnson, my namesake as well mine own father. youve been a honor to our family name so i bequeth to you the family estate of snakes and a parcel of land to raise them, its the land the zoo has been fighting for. you know the one WITHIN their borders yet not owned by them.
ah yes your great grandfather and all of the men of our lineage must maintain that land to send a royal fck u for the goverment and the Williams buying us out and slowly each year. yet you had to marry a williams. i dont care if shes not from the same williams that screwed us over.
we never marry date or even lay with a williams. i always held out hope for you but since youre reading this that means you havent come to yoursense.
i guess my back up plan and illegitimate son will have to be mine heir.
those plans are already in motion.
anyways, Im long dead so good luck my boy with the williams girl.
No do a trust. Screw probate
Darnel was definitely the most adorable and deadliest one 😅😅😅
Jesus dude that blue snake is incredible
That Gaboon just raised his non-existent eyebrow at you like "What's up ape-thing"
They are famous for being kinda chill snakes in the wild. Being a chubby slug with the most scary venom load provides a lot of What Up *sips drink* energy xD
This comment needs more likes 😂
And the blue insularis is contemplating where it fucked up in life.
😅😅😅@@Kspice9000
Ape thing 😂😂
"Shelby the King Cobra" love the attention to detail.
As a Ford fan I greatly approve
@demiurgeobzen327 Shelby The Cobra on the other, seems to not.
"I told you already, my name is Kyle.."
@@Kspice9000 hahaha! 🤣
Supposedly they used to have one in their original shop .
Shelby looks like he has a single braincell bouncing from left to right in his head😅
That blue snake was gorgeous!
The funny part about Boomslangs, is the fact that they are generally shy and anxious creatures, but their venom is by far one of the most if not THE most potent in the snake world.
That blue snake is the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life 😭❤️
Omg, right?! So much pigment!!! I am in awe of its beauty!
I was looking for this 😭😭
I Was Looking For This Too. With a 8.5 Chance Of Survival Too. I WANT. LOL
Its not blue.
@@ab-du8cbit’s literally called the blue insularis 😂
Darnell: * on crack
Shelby: * couldn't have been more confused
😂
Darnell the crackhead cobra
They bush vipers are so beautiful never seen them before i want one ❤😂
Rating his survival chances like Doug DeMuro rates cars just hits different.
Those blue and yellow pit vipers and also the albino cobra 😍!!!!
Never seen a blue snake before. So beautiful.
Same
It’s stunning 😍
Mystique vibes
Google blue phase green tree pythons. Absolutely stunning 😍
Very pretty
"Medically insignificant" is gonna be my new go to shade throwing phrase
Can I tell someone your punches are medically insignificant.
@@bland9876😂😂😂
Glad I'm not the only one that thought this.
Chance of me being scared by the snake and suddenly remembering I'm a prey item in the food chain? The King Cobras get a 10/10.
The boomslang will always be absolutely hilarious. Feisty zip tie. 😂
Boomslang is wanting to murder you bruh. "SILENCE. I KILL U." Steve is so adorable! Give him love!
I love the reference to Jeff Dunham
Steve is precious but would still kill is all but we still ❤ him 🤦🏻♀️
@@TheDumbDodo1same good comedy never dies
@@TheDumbDodo1 Thanks man! He has a funny humor so i just thought to do the same thing! 😂
Which one is the Boomslang?
It seems Shelby is trying to assert dominance with that pose.
They're all beautiful. But my God, that Blue Insularis is absolutely STUNNING. 😍😍😍
That side eye scared the shit out of me.
“I really need to write a will” is the last comment that disappears immediately. You’re welcome 😎👍🏼
🤓
You're kind of screwed.
239 people have never heard of pausing the video
Thank you. That annoyed me so much lol
May God bless you sir.
Blue insularis is a straight up Pokémon
fr bro caught a gyarados and thought we wouldn’t notice
😮 possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!!! Crazy!
@@OG-ProfessorFarnsworthI just said this exact same thing. No exaggeration thr most beautiful creature I've ever seen.
@@TheGuy-is5lhmore like a dratini
I don't even like snakes and I have to say that's a damn gorgeous creature
Man Bush Vipers are the coolest looking snakes ever.
Remember that guy who loved snakes so much that he used to micro dose venom and could easily take a bite from with minimal side effects from a poisonous snake?
Steve is calculating with that stare 😂
He’s showing he’s about that life
No poisonous pets: 10/10 chance of surviving.
Even if you did have poisonous pets you would have a 9/10 because you have to ingest poison and you wouldn’t eat your pets. You meant venomous. Even without venomous pets, it’s still 9/10.
@@ezrakornfeld8436 Even without pets, we all have a 0/10 survival chance in the end... And that will do as today's existential dread dose, thanks!
Venomous* sorry
Oh Erwin...mom deadly like the black mamba... so ya you're mostly right, but some people keep stupid things like gators and chimps for pets. 😂
Suddenly, prions start unfolding! lol
That insularis is absolutely gorgeous
The King Cobra looks like it's standing at akimbo with the patterns on its underbelly 😂😂
The inland taipan “you’re kinda screwed” 😂
Their venom is no joke. Shit turns your blood into jelly
That was hilarious.
Yea but no one but steve irwin has the balls to handle them. Dude let a wild one kiss him. Eastern brown and inland taipan are far more venemous thay any snake in this vid. Without anti venom, 100% chance of death, within an hr. Even with anti venom, some eastern brown can still kill you as for some reason their venom has become MORE potent in the last few decades. I know of a dude who got bit, got anti venom and still died in like 45 mins. Unfortunately they crossbreed and evolve 😂 props the fault of the cane toad
@@silenttitan416 yeah you have a good point. In nature it's basically an ongoing biological war against an aggressive invasive species.
@@silenttitan416This bloke got hit by a Taipan in the 50s... big came cutter.
Drove himself 130ks to hospital, he rekns it was like being paro...
He lived (cos he's 6ft 5) but loss of taste & smell wd be fukt.
Blue Insularis is the most beautiful colored animal I’ve ever seen! Absolutely gorgeous! 😍
Couldn’t agree more. That blue ist stunning.
Thinking the same thing, never saw a snake so beautiful
If dangerous, why friend colored?
Right?!
Why does my mind go to. I want a belt made out of it 😂
That blue snake is fucking magically beautiful
The Blue Insularis is so pretty! 😮✨
Omg, that blue insularis is absolutely stunning! I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful snake in my life!
I didn't even know they existed until today. Hard same.
Exactly the first thing that came to my mind. The most beautiful snake I have ever seen. Easily in my top 5 of all animals.
@@MoonLitChild Same here! Sorry for the late reply! TH-cam didn't notify me, and I only saw you commented because of the person under you. TH-cam decoded to notify me of their reply and not yours lol 🙄
@@itsdannyhoney Definitely! It's too bad they're venomous and can't be touched by just anyone, though lol
Its a stunning colour indeed.
Personally i really like the brazillian rainbow boa.
As the name suggests it has the colours of a rainbow as a sheen over it its really pretty
I love how the boomslang looks pissed 24/7.
That blue snake is f*cking beautiful!!
That blue snake was BEAUTIFUL
They're all beautiful but that blue insularis is probably the most beautiful snake I've ever seen!!
I said the same thing, first time I've ever seen one. Absolutely stunning.
came her to say this, that shade of blue is amazing
King Cobra looks like he hasn’t bitten in years and is always ready.
King Cobra is literally ._.
That albino cobra is freaking gorgeous!!!❤
WOW, they're all so adorable 😍
Shelby was the most zoned out I've ever seen a snake
She just waiting
“What”
“What I do” lol
Shelby is wondering why she's getting exposed, she just woke up💀 Darnell on the other hand..🤣
She’s like ._.
The boomslang is plotting something bro.
The Taipan looks so non-threatening too
@@J_Star_34 a saying in Aus is, taipans will never start a fight, but they will finish one.
which one is the boomslang?! he doesn't say??
@@lunaskisses green one at the start is the boom slang and a nonstop threat to us all
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusThank you! He doesn't label it in the beginning.
Ok, you're singlehandedly making me actually want a snake for a pet. Not in my wildest dreams would I ever thought that possible!!😅
That blue snake is the most beautiful snake ive ever seen ,such a ravishing color and pattern
Bro why is “Shelby the King Kobra here” actually super cute 🤣🤣🤣
Shelby fr js starin
She has a non threatening fish face
Not a thought between those eyes
That kobra is plotting the way it’s staring into that man’s soul
I think you mean "Shelby the Queen Cobra".
The gaboon viper suddenly noticing you recording is strangely adorable.
Your snakes are all beautiful, even if some of them are "medically insignificant" lol.
Gaboon viper had that look like a bored, sad dog laying down as it looks up at you.
I came back eight months later just to recognize how beautiful that white hooded cobra is
I'm not the biggest snake fan,but these are some beautiful specimens.
Me noticing you gotta "Steve" and an "Irwin"... and I just know, he's smiling in heaven, knowing he reached the hearts of so many of us, and now he's got so many people carrying out his legacy. I consider his family as the presidential family of all animals.❤
Nerd
@@LOLdongs510 Judging by your username, you're either 9 years old or have the mental capacity of one.
Ok
@@LOLdongs510you people are pointless
Great Spot. 👍😄
That blue insularis is so beautiful. That color is just so stunning.
Coolest looking snake I have ever seen
Very true the beautiful blue skin had a great design to it. It would make for some nice leather belts of hats lol
I could have a blue snake with relatively survivable venom…
I’m not much of a reptile person, but like _hypothetically_ that’d be really cool.
I have never heard of or seen this snake before. It looks like a blue dragon from D&D in snake form. That scale pattern looks fantastic. It's the prettiest snake I've ever seen.
My survival chance is 100% without them in my house....Periodtttt
That blue snake is breathtakingly beautiful
Your king cobra is having an existential crisis man.
Exactly what I thought 😂😂
Salvia
Nah he's at work thinking
"Did I leave the stove on at home"
I’d be like that if i realized i was dangerous
That blue snake is absolutely gorgeous!! Blue is such a rare color in the animal kingdom!
It was my previous understanding that no animals were actually blue. The blue of birds and butterflies and such, is actually iridescence and not pigment.
@Aliandrin well you must've misunderstood
@@Aliandrin Yeah, I'm pretty sure blue pigment is VERY recent out in the wild and started with a plant.
@@Aliandrinthat was understanding as well but then there are frogs and lizards. I think it's just about being able to make dyes and idk how we'd turn a snake into paint 😅
@@shnibby12”The only exception in nature is the obrina olivewing butterfly, which is the only known animal to produce a true blue pigment”
Darnell’s a damn menace, I can feel it
Darnell and Shelby, the duality of snake
That Blue Insularis is freaking beautiful. Never heard of it before but definitely probably one of the the most gorgeous snakes I've seen before
Mines the snake from jungle book
Fun fact! abino king cobras are more aggressive because they have very bad vision, so they are more likely to strike alot for there safety.
Their*
Albino*`
white*
🐍 *
Lol
The cobras are like: “Yo whaddup bro you looking for a fight, huh? You fucking casual”
Inland taipan (most venomous snake): “Chilling is my vibe”
the last snake got some
" baba yaga " vibe on him. .
“Or if you’re Australian… 11/10!”
Average Aussie backyard is more venomous 😅
@@herbertwatson5662"what ya doin in my living room mate, get the fo out before i kick yo ass"
Lower rating is worse
Memes aside none of us fuck with Taipans they are the most dangerous animal on the continent
I love the “this could murder me in an instant” paired with the goofiest, dopiest little faces with zero thoughts behind their round eyes
I think animals somewhat have thoughts but its more like they have predetermined instincts already in their brains that they rely on along with whatever survival tactics that species is able to use, most animals lack the ability of an intelligent thinking capacity though and thats why animals are categorized as things without conscience but i think they have a small bit of consciousness to a degree that could be unlocked through science, hell the octupus is one of the most intelligent creature's on this planet so much so, many people think they are aliens that came on asteroids, when the asteroids hit the dinosaurs along with mushroom spores, i think there is a lot we dont know yet and were not even close to knowing everything.
Hahaha so true😂
That blue is such an amazing color
That blue snake is SO COOL. I wouldn’t want to be within prob 6feet of it in a case, but it’s beautiful
never mess with an inland taipan, he knows the drill
I had two inland taipans mating beneath my house last week
Ye, if you don’t get anti venom in 30 min then your muscles will decompose while your alive
The good, and slightly ironic thing about it, is that they're extremely reluctant to bite people so although your odds of surviving are low, your odds of never being bitten in the first place are pretty solid.
He looks so innocent
Yeah taipan venom is like human kryptonite
I hate how cute steve and darnell are because it just makes me want to hug them. Also i love how your boomslang starts every day by choosing violence.
Go hi-five that boomslang
Coffee and violence.
Breakfast of champions.
You really have a collection. ❤
Irwin rolled up like you know if I ever catch you your gonna be gone forever but I like you so your safe for now 😂🤣
Shelbys like "come at me bro" while also saying "wait what? I'm chill"
"I choose violence!"
-Boomslang
The blue snake is utterly beautiful
I’m convinced Steve wouldn’t hurt a fly!😂