Lyrics Hello Hello, Kitty Hello Dear Friend Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello Hello, Kitty Play with us today Hello Kitty says you can never have too many Friends well bitch, I've got none No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb Rotting away in my party of one and I Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better People do say that it can I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully Kitty she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there till the end And I know when the worlds in flames She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust If there's a higher being, it must be her She's never unjust I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Lyrics : Hello Hello, Kitty Hello Dear Friend Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello Hello, Kitty Play with us today Hello Kitty says you can never have too many Friends well bitch, I've got none No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb Rotting away in my party of one and I Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better People do say that it can I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully Kitty she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there till the end And I know when the worlds in flames She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust If there's a higher being, it must be her She's never unjust I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
The beginning music: C U T E The middle: R O C K Also the middle: T H I N G End: M E M E Edit: First of all, when the sweet guck did I write this, second of all me then CANNOT be talking considering her music taste was animation memes, anyway I listen to rock & metal now it’s chill
okay but can we just acknowledge Jazmin’s creativity and style? they have a cute aesthetic, along with the hello kitty theme, but they wear makeup that represents what people describe as a monster and sings/writes alternative songs. they really show that you don’t have to fit into what society likes, and that you just need to be yourself. stan Jazmin for clear skin 😼
I know everyone jokes about how all the dislikes were “people freaking out so much that the hit dislike instead of like” ...but... that actually happened to me. I only realized it by coming back to the song
Lyrics: Hello Hello, Kitty! Hello Dear Friend! Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom! Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello Hello, Kitty! Play with us today! Hello Kitty says you can never have too many.. Friends well bitch, I’ve got none! No ones no fun they all think I’m dumb Rotting away in my party of one and I honestly can’t tell you the last time I saw the sun Like hello kitty got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I’m dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I’m gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better People do say that it can I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as hello kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully Kitty she’s my favorite friend (she’s my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me she’ll be there till the end And I know when the world's in flames she’ll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she’s so adorned I don’t believe in much but if there’s one thing that I trust, if there’s a higher being, it must be her She’s never unjust I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully ~here ya go! (:
Yeah, you’re right, it should have been done a long time ago…Crucifix is a cross where Jesus was crucified, and this singer put there Hello Kitty instead, so she is basically mocking Jesus and Christianity in general. If she was mocking and hating on the Lgbtq+++ community, then she would have already been cancelled a long time ago…
0:00 Intro Hello Hello, Kitty Hello Dear Friend Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello Hello, Kitty Play with us today 0:18 Verse Friends, well, b!tch, I’ve got none No one's no fun, they all think I’m dumb Rotting away in my party of one And I honestly can’t tell you the last time I saw the sun Like Hello Kitty, got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I’m dragging out each day, pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I’m gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better, people do say that it can 0:46 Chorus I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night, sleeping 'til three (No No No) I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully (Hello hello kitty) I can teach you how to be just like me Cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully 1:06 Bridge Kitty, she’s my favorite friend (she’s my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me, she’ll be there 'til the end And I know when the world's in flames She’ll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm, stitch me up when I get torn Be the light amidst the storm, hail Kitty, she’s so adorned I don’t believe in much but if there’s one thing that I trust If there’s a higher being, it must be her, she’s never unjust 1:53 Chorus I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night, sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me Cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully Youre welcome🥰
weird place to say this but, even though I don’t know jazmin personally I have friends who are friends/went to the same school as them (no im not gonna dox what school they went to- but they dropped out for music anyway)
Jazmin: I can teach you how to be just like me crying all night sleeping till three Me: I already do that... Jazmine: cute as hello Kitty Me: nevermind go on
I remember like last week I searched up hello kitty because I was looking for a certain video I watched when I was little and I saw a video in the search about the hello kitty murder
Why do so many people in this comment section think the song is bad? If you don't like it, listen to something else. I definitely find it quite fun. Unusual concept but very well-made. I don't see the point in the hate, really.
@Sakura-Ghosty ...is it? I'm pretty sure this song isn't meant to be taken literally in that way. From what I've seen, it's generally about how socially secluded people may form obsession or parasocial relationships on things. And I honestly find that the kitty being compared to (or in this case, taking place of) a religious figure helps to enhance that point. It just further points out the obsessiveness and delusion this song seems to be about. It's a metaphor put into a visual format. Then again, that's just my interpretation. But, generally I'd say that judging scenes of media at face value is never a great idea. And this scene, well, it's simply taking imagery of one context to enhance it's themes. I don't really see the problem with that, to be honest.
*["Hello Kitty" Lyrics by Jazmin Bean]* [Interlude] Hello Hello, Kitty! Hello Dear Friend! Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom! Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello Hello, Kitty! Play with us today! [Verse 1] Hello Kitty says you can never have too many.. Friends well bitch, I’ve got none! No ones no fun they all think I’m dumb Rotting away in my party of one and I honestly can’t tell you the last time I saw the sun Like hello kitty got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I’m dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I’m gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better People do say that it can [Chorus] I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as hello kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully [Verse 2] Kitty she’s my favorite friend (she’s my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me she’ll be there till the end And I know when the world's in flames she’ll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she’s so adorned I don’t believe in much but if there’s one thing that I trust, if there’s a higher being, it must be her She’s never unjust [Chorus] I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Do y'all think that they had to order some Hello Kitty merch or that... They just sorta have a million plushies of HK lying around because the latter is my personal favorite concept
@@quicksilver742 Wait, but I was using they/them for them? I used she/her in reference to hello kitty (the character) if that's what you mean. I know this is long but if I did mess up on their pronouns thank u for correcting me/gen
Hello Kitty Store Cashier : Why do you want to buy our entire stock of Hello Kitty plushies, mini-figures, posters, and stickers? Jazmin : *uhhh.. music video* Hello Kitty Store Cashier : What- Jazmin : *I SAID MUSIC VI-*
@@pillbycxyeah, they were born in 2003! I didn’t realize they were so young lol I was born in 97 and always thought they were older than me for some reason.
@@heavenlyfaerie3801 I dont have a problem with comedy but I dont understand how this is funny I mean come on oh wow so funny you worship this person but there is no need to include religion.
This makes me want to impulsively buy a bunch of hello kitty merch while having a mental breakdown at 3 in morning using my homophobic parent’s credit card.
~lyrics~ Hello Hello, Kitty Hello Dear Friend Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello Hello, Kitty Play with us today Hello Kitty says you can never have too many Friends well bitch, I've got none No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb Rotting away in my party of one and I Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better People do say that it can I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully Kitty she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there till the end And I know when the worlds in flames She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust If there's a higher being, it must be her She's never unjust I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully ~I just want to say thank u for all the likes:)~ Edit 2 ~ Thank u so much for all the likes that’s the most I’ve ever got:)~ Edit 3 ~ 3.2k I’m in shock thanks to everyone that liked:D~
[ L y r i c s ] [ " Hello, Hello, Kitty Hello dear friend Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello, Hello, Kitty Play with us today ] [ Hello Kitty says you can never have too many... Friends, well bitch, i've got none No ones no fun they all think i'm dumb Rotting away in my party of one and I Honestly can't tell you the last time i saw the sun Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land Instead i'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand One day i'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better People do say that it can ] [ I can teach you how to be just like me, Crying all night, sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully ] [ Kitty, she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me, she'll be there 'til the end And i know - when the world's in flames She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm Stitch me up when i get torn Be the light amidst the storm Hail Kitty she's so adorned I don't believe in much, but if there's one thing that i trust If there's a higher being, it must be her She's never unjust ] [ I can teach you how to be just like me, Crying all night, sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully " ] Np! ~ ^v^
Store: how many hello kitty plushies do you want?
Jazmin bean: yes
I’M YOUR 1,000th LIKE
XD-
1B hello kitty plushie. Bruh
@@cheezyuwu4369 yuS
lmao
They still haven't showed us how to be like them :(
just cry all night and sleep til three, ive become a master at it to the point i was doing it before i knew this existed
*crying all night, sleeping till 3*
WORSHIP HELLO KITTY
Mmm watcha sayyyyy
Why do you want to look like a demon?
I like how “HeLlo! heLlO KItTy” echos through the song, it’s adorable
WAIT I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
@@lalo_salamanca sameee
i dont hear it
alixmoon .0 me neither
This is my daughters favorite and she's 11.....
"Hello kitty fans are such softies!"
An average hello kitty fans brain 24/7
Y.E.S.
SAME
Transslate Y.E.S is FORKS
True
I know Right
Hello kitty: *Exists*
Jazmin Bean: This is free real state.
lmao
I t s f r e e r e a l s t a t e
Lmaoooo
Loll
BAHAHSKAJSHAK
holy just found this they're the definition of sanriocore bruhh
Ooh, whats sanriocore?
@@literallylanie a Style that Combine saniro stuff and a pastel Bizarre aesthetcs
alandra thank you v much
Sanriocore sounds stuipid lol
@@M1ll10n13 ok
Lyrics
Hello Hello, Kitty
Hello Dear Friend
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello Hello, Kitty
Play with us today
Hello Kitty says you can never have too many
Friends well bitch, I've got none
No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb
Rotting away in my party of one and I
Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better
People do say that it can
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Kitty she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there till the end
And I know when the worlds in flames
She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn
Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned
I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust
If there's a higher being, it must be her
She's never unjust
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
THANK YOU
THANK YOU SOOOO MUCHHHH
Thank you :P
Shoe designer: How tall do you want your heels?
Jazmin Bean: Yes.
Slayyyter: Hello Kitty
Avril: Hello Kitty
Jazmin Bean: Hello Kitty
Me staring at all these hello kitty songs: 🧍♂️
CAUÃ FORTES VITAL in my opinion I think all of the songs are good.
CAUÃ FORTES VITAL it’s not really true those other song producers worked hard on their songs including Jazmin.
Anyone else who has the name Avril?
aaaaaa rel
MY MOM IS OBSESSED WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE'S GIRLFRIEND SONG
Jazmin : "kitty..she's my favorite friend.. (shes my only friend)"
Salvia: wow.
salvia: /╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\
@@rasptee salvia : 💕🖤🧡❤️
Salvia: *cries*
XD
salvia: am i a joke to u?
Everyone: hello kitty is meant for kids!
Jazmin bean: *ima end this man whole career*
Hello kitty means hello demon-
@@Millaitsmedude so your saying when we say "pspsps come here kitty" were trying too lure a demon?
@@boo4141 No- -_-
@@Millaitsmedude are you sure?
FRL
0:04 guys it’s my room!
Real
What do you mean by that🤨
Jazmin is watching u
literally
Can I steal it
Lyrics :
Hello Hello, Kitty
Hello Dear Friend
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello Hello, Kitty
Play with us today
Hello Kitty says you can never have too many
Friends well bitch, I've got none
No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb
Rotting away in my party of one and I
Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better
People do say that it can
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Kitty she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there till the end
And I know when the worlds in flames
She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn
Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned
I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust
If there's a higher being, it must be her
She's never unjust
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Thx dude some of the words I got mixed up
Hell-o kittin
Dora the explora drinking coca
Whoa
The description
Made by jazmin bean
Styled by jazmin bean
Directed by jazmin bean
Prouduced by jazmin bean
fr tho
And that's why we love them tbh
one enby show
Jazmin bean by jazmin bean
Why is this funny vgctdchbugct
The beginning music: C U T E
The middle: R O C K
Also the middle: T H I N G
End: M E M E
Edit: First of all, when the sweet guck did I write this, second of all me then CANNOT be talking considering her music taste was animation memes, anyway I listen to rock & metal now it’s chill
True-
thing
Fax dude
I'm here from a meme
@@Vinnix2610 same
"I can teach you how to be just like me" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Crying all night sleeping till 3
i can teach you how to be just like me
*"I can teach you how to be just like me! Cute as Hello Kitty. Just listen carefully..."*
And yet, they never taught us how 😔
Lmaoooooo I wish they did...
Damn.
Im suing them.
@London Blakes-jones oh! no need to sue them no more...
Disappointing 😔
i have an unhealthy obsession with this song
Edit: I didn't realize this got so many likes till now wha
Same :0
Is that a pun to the song unhealthy obsession? XD
Its. So. Good.
Same 😼
S a m e--
“I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping ‘till 3”
Oh Jazmin, you don’t need to teach me things I already do
I guess im not the only one
we are jazmin
t u r r ó n?
hello fellow cry sleeper
Hi ena
0:45
This is the most popular moment and the best, and in principle the song is gorgeous
okay but can we just acknowledge Jazmin’s creativity and style?
they have a cute aesthetic, along with the hello kitty theme, but they wear makeup that represents what people describe as a monster and sings/writes alternative songs.
they really show that you don’t have to fit into what society likes, and that you just need to be yourself.
stan Jazmin for clear skin 😼
Yasss I love it I found her when I was watching vids about yami kawaii and she popped up
Fiona Sangster oh yeah sorry I forgot
@@spiderGirl-jr7vb hey could you change this to their correct pronouns please? they go by they them
we stan Jazmin, our non binary aswang
Shes amazing love her
I know everyone jokes about how all the dislikes were “people freaking out so much that the hit dislike instead of like” ...but... that actually happened to me. I only realized it by coming back to the song
I hate it when I accidentally dislike videos
@@pepethefrog3795 i feel so bad
Damn
i can’t believe sanrio named a character after this song
@- Omari! -
R/woooosh
@- Omari! - not the 🤨 emoji, go back to tik tok kid.
@@hotsinglemilfsinyourarea3363 lol
@- Omari! - Looks like this joke went straight over Omari's head. Say hello to Reddit.
@@mwayuko holy shit what happened here lmao
Whenever i see hello kitty i can’t help but think of the hello kitty case :((
😭
You just made me think of it😢
What happened?
@@matrioshka-san look it up
@@matrioshka-san umm smh really bad just don’t really get too far into it if u search it up😭
Someone give me their outfits NOW
ah yes baked farts
nyah its a normal username for youtube honestly
Your giving my username a run for its money
ill knit them for you !!
@@luci0000 hi :)
"Crying all night sleeping till three”
Crying Child: that normal
FNAF BUDDIES
C.c doesn’t sleep because his nightmares-
😭😼🤚
@@sofia8654 They mean about them crying all the time.
Yup
Lyrics:
Hello Hello, Kitty!
Hello Dear Friend!
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom!
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello Hello, Kitty!
Play with us today!
Hello Kitty says you can never have too many..
Friends well bitch, I’ve got none! No ones no fun they all think I’m dumb
Rotting away in my party of one and I honestly can’t tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like hello kitty got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead I’m dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I’m gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better
People do say that it can
I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as hello kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Kitty she’s my favorite friend (she’s my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me she’ll be there till the end
And I know when the world's in flames she’ll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she’s so adorned
I don’t believe in much but if there’s one thing that I trust, if there’s a higher being, it must be her
She’s never unjust
I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
~here ya go! (:
ty ty
@@sizofrenik96 Ur welcome! (:
Ty! I just wanted to sing this song :D
@@cxinnamoroll Ur Welcome! :D
wow Tsuyu i didn't know you are into this kind of music O.O
The sound of pure nostalgia from 2020
I dunno but
I think they like Hello Kitty
probably not.. it doesn't seem very obvious. maybe they like
uhhhhh
my melody. yeah. not hello kitty.
I think they like gudetama?
Ya they might like hello kitty
Ugh its ovi they like gudetama
I think that conspiracy theory is a little crazy.
*2014* Avril Lavigne: makes Hello Kitty song and video
*2019* Jazmin Beans: "hold my pink cross"
Jazmin is pink vampire so she can't hold her cross lol
Avril lavigne
Hello kitty:
Jazmin bean: You could make a religion out of this.
*Yes, do.*
If they made hello kitty religion i would definitely be a part of it
ooh yas
WE WOILD GO TO HELLO KITTY LAND
OH SHIt 1k likes- this is my first time- thanks yall!
the fact people are now coming to this video to cancel jazmin for having a hello kitty crucifix is insane
Exactly. Forcing your religion onto them is a really horrible thing for these people to do.
REALLLL LOVE JAZZY FOREVERRR
RIGHT??
IT WAS LITERALLY ALMOST HALF A DECADE AGO
People are so sensitive nowadays
im christian and i genuinely dont care about the crucifix lmao, as much as i dont like saying sensitive, people definitely are sensitive
Yeah, you’re right, it should have been done a long time ago…Crucifix is a cross where Jesus was crucified, and this singer put there Hello Kitty instead, so she is basically mocking Jesus and Christianity in general. If she was mocking and hating on the Lgbtq+++ community, then she would have already been cancelled a long time ago…
Jazmin: Shes my only friend
Salvia: Am i a joke to you?
Lol
I’m in love with your creepy pastel aesthetic
Same 😔👊
Parker’s Animations why the sad face?
Rtd y yo he estado trabajando con vh TV feliz b yfzfggxse XX que Cómo te va por allá pues
sameeee
r cuz it’s true :/
Alternate title:
Satanic Hello Kitty Ritual
This would be the song they use to summon Hello Kitty
@@AlienFromOuptagoop yes
XD
Nice pfp
Hello kitty supremacy 🛐
Jazmin: FRIENDS WELL I GOT NONE
Also Jazmin: Kitty shes my favorite friend-
Don't lie,
We have all replayed this more than 5 times.
Don’t call me out-
I am on a fucking streak of 738 (:
FR
Even more
Yea :)
Sanrio watching this:
👁👄👁
Ahahahhahahhhhhahahhh
Sanrio:makes clothing for 10yo girls
People that buys Sanrio:
aeniur fr im 14 and have an obsession with sanrio
@@elliott_asteroid7722 fr same its a unhealthy obsession
Me looking at ur user thinking it’s familiar: 👁👄👁
Me clicking on ur channel and finding out I watched a video of urs: 👁👄👁
random person: whats your dream aesthetic?
me: it's complicated-
my dream aesthetic:
@Dreamy Dreamcore yup! I love dreamcore/weirdcore, theres some really nice aesthetic playlists and lofi playlists for that whole aesthetic!
@Dreamy Dreamcore it was oddly comforting to me for some reason😅 I have anxiety, and dreamckee/weirdcore seems very at home to me
it's called pastel g0re & medcore aesthetic 🧠🌸💉🩹💊
"te amo tanto como jazmín ama a hello kitty"
-frases que nunca nos diran
Ya seeeed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Broke: hello kitty by avril lavigne
Woke: hello kitty by jazmin bean
Bespoke: both
there are yall happy now jfc it was a joke
both are good 😡
@@nyah559 non.
Faxs
What about slayyyter?
Hyperwoke: both
0:00 Intro
Hello Hello, Kitty
Hello Dear Friend
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello Hello, Kitty
Play with us today
0:18 Verse
Friends, well, b!tch, I’ve got none
No one's no fun, they all think I’m dumb
Rotting away in my party of one
And I honestly can’t tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like Hello Kitty, got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead I’m dragging out each day, pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I’m gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better, people do say that it can
0:46 Chorus
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night, sleeping 'til three (No No No)
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully (Hello hello kitty)
I can teach you how to be just like me
Cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully
1:06 Bridge
Kitty, she’s my favorite friend (she’s my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me, she’ll be there 'til the end
And I know when the world's in flames
She’ll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm, stitch me up when I get torn
Be the light amidst the storm, hail Kitty, she’s so adorned
I don’t believe in much but if there’s one thing that I trust
If there’s a higher being, it must be her, she’s never unjust
1:53 Chorus
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night, sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me
Cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me
Just listen carefully
Youre welcome🥰
TYsM
Ty
Tyyy❤
BANANA SLAYYY
@@bacaray9288 wtf (what the flowers)
I’ve never been afraid and respect the color pink so much until now
This is what my 5yo room looked like 0:34
Imagine if a saniro employee looked up hello kitty and found this
LMAOO
😂
HAHA
They would be like what is this?
H I R E D
“hello kitty is the only innocent thing in youtube”
jazmin bean: it’s a really free estate.
have you heard of hell on kitty?
@@allanahusita1877 BAHAHAHA
@@charaprotectionsquad Oh.......🤡
free real estate*
"shes my favorite friend (shes my only friend)"
Salvia: 👁👄👁
Exactly my thoughts lol
weird place to say this but, even though I don’t know jazmin personally I have friends who are friends/went to the same school as them
(no im not gonna dox what school they went to- but they dropped out for music anyway)
@@sunny-xc8hx WOAHH RLLY??
THATS PRETTY COOL :0
Хах, да, тоже об этом подумала
(Hah, I thought of that too)
@𝙴𝚔𝚢𝚗𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚆𝚊𝚢 noone here used the wrong pronouns though?
It’s been four years and I still can’t find any damn hello kitty plushies
[Jazmin]: "... So what if I told you-"
@@WeAreNotGoingBackLOL
Jazmin: I can teach you how to be just like me crying all night sleeping till three
Me: I already do that...
Jazmine: cute as hello Kitty
Me: nevermind go on
Imagine if a kid searched hello kitty and then found this and found loads of disturbing stuff LMFAO
LIKE HELL ON KITTY OML
I would tell that kid to search up 'hello kitty origin'
I remember like last week I searched up hello kitty because I was looking for a certain video I watched when I was little and I saw a video in the search about the hello kitty murder
rather have my kid find this then "minasato arigato, ka- ka- kawaii!!"
lmao i feel sorry for that kid
I die to have those nails- NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE NAILS OMG-
Ikr😿
The hello kitty nails are adoreableee
Why do so many people in this comment section think the song is bad? If you don't like it, listen to something else.
I definitely find it quite fun. Unusual concept but very well-made. I don't see the point in the hate, really.
For real
They 5 years late too
fr !
I like the song but I think the hello kitty on the cross and that Jazmin is praying to it is kind of offensive to the whole Christianity religion..
@Sakura-Ghosty ...is it? I'm pretty sure this song isn't meant to be taken literally in that way. From what I've seen, it's generally about how socially secluded people may form obsession or parasocial relationships on things. And I honestly find that the kitty being compared to (or in this case, taking place of) a religious figure helps to enhance that point. It just further points out the obsessiveness and delusion this song seems to be about. It's a metaphor put into a visual format.
Then again, that's just my interpretation. But, generally I'd say that judging scenes of media at face value is never a great idea. And this scene, well, it's simply taking imagery of one context to enhance it's themes. I don't really see the problem with that, to be honest.
Producer: Jazmin, how much Hello Kitty do you wa-
Jazmin: Yes.
*["Hello Kitty" Lyrics by Jazmin Bean]*
[Interlude]
Hello Hello, Kitty!
Hello Dear Friend!
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom!
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello Hello, Kitty!
Play with us today!
[Verse 1]
Hello Kitty says you can never have too many..
Friends well bitch, I’ve got none! No ones no fun they all think I’m dumb
Rotting away in my party of one and I honestly can’t tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like hello kitty got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead I’m dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I’m gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better
People do say that it can
[Chorus]
I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as hello kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
[Verse 2]
Kitty she’s my favorite friend (she’s my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me she’ll be there till the end
And I know when the world's in flames she’ll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she’s so adorned
I don’t believe in much but if there’s one thing that I trust, if there’s a higher being, it must be her
She’s never unjust
[Chorus]
I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Copy ? 👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👁👄
@@SukitaDeUva_ yep
@нет имени нет фамилии Да есть ._.
Ty
HELLO KITTY SUPREMACY 🧎🏽♀️
yes
Asahi?-
Yes🛐 Wait- asahi?
yes 🧎🏾🧎🏾
Yes 🛐🛐🛐🛐
This is so addictive and creepy LUV IT JAZ!!
ʰ ᵉ ˡ ˡ ᵒ ᵏ ⁱ ᵗ ᵗ ʸ
Hello_Kitty
ᵇʳᵘʰ
ʎʇʇᴉʞ ollǝɥ
-Good-bye-kitty-
@@lonelysoulx HOWWW???
okay but like- WHERE DID THEY GET SO MANY HELLO KITTY PLUSHIES????? I NEED THEM!!! 🥺
Yes same 😻😻
Same!!
i saw some at walmart-
@@konnistuffs6134 my country doesn’t have walmart 😫😫😫😖😖😖🥺🥺🥺
@@str4wb1m1lk amazon?
who else just can’t get enough of jazmin?!??
like i swear they could drop ten albums in a month and i’d still need more😭💞
Seriously tho their mesmerizing face and voice is so addicting
Ironic to comment that on this song
BOIIII WEET
R e l a t e a b l e
2:02 - THE BEGINNING OF MY FAVORITE MOMENT
Do y'all think that they had to order some Hello Kitty merch or that... They just sorta have a million plushies of HK lying around because the latter is my personal favorite concept
their pronouns are they/them :)
@@quicksilver742 Wait, but I was using they/them for them? I used she/her in reference to hello kitty (the character) if that's what you mean. I know this is long but if I did mess up on their pronouns thank u for correcting me/gen
Probably a Bit Of both, Jazmin Likes to Collect Toys ☺️☺️
They're literally my whole aesthetic in one video bye 🏃♂️💨
Sanriocore 😻
Sanrio for life 😌
akaashi pfp 😹🙀🙀😸😹😾😼😻🤲😾😹🙀😺😺😺🙀😹😻😾😸
✨bye✨
Sanrio supremacy 🛐🛐🛐
this sounds like a headache yet in all the best ways
like 100 gecs 😹😹
Axeol nice account, my guy.
Friend: Introduces music bot on discord server.
Me: Hello kitty opening theme.
Music bot:
Hello Kitty Store Cashier : Why do you want to buy our entire stock of Hello Kitty plushies, mini-figures, posters, and stickers?
Jazmin : *uhhh.. music video*
Hello Kitty Store Cashier : What-
Jazmin : *I SAID MUSIC VI-*
I relate to their thought process except plushie=soft=happy
@@AceIsAnAngel What?
HELLO KITTY SAID YOU COULD NEVER HAVE TO MANY
Hello kitty store cashier: *Yea that’ll be $3,065 and 83 cents please.*
Jasmine: *Hesitates in hello kitty*
They truly are something.
POV: Jazmin taught you how to be just like them and your superior to the rest of us
@°`SP¥´· I bow down to do ol’ wise one
@°`SP¥´· w e b o t h a r e
Ok
I love your pfp 😏
@@GlizzyGobbler749 why thank you 😌✋
I never realized Jazmin was only 16 here, super talented.
THEIR 16 HERE??? WHAT
16???????
@@pillbycxyeah, they were born in 2003! I didn’t realize they were so young lol I was born in 97 and always thought they were older than me for some reason.
Wait what they are?
@BlueberryBoba_Pearls IKR THE TRULY ARE!
Can we discuss that Jazmin appears under the YT search for "Hello Kitty" RIGHT alongside Hello Kitty herself and Avril Lavigne?! THE HOLY TRILOGY
someone: "whats ur fav song?"
me: "oh its hello kitty!"
someone: "oh wow, i love avril lavigne too!"
me: "yeah aha" *sweats*
Me, who likes both: *"I see no G0D up here other than me"*
Both make Bangers. Literally awesome
Just tell them it's by Jazmin bean
The slayyyter stans in the back eyeing the both of you:
This is just Hello kitty going through an emo phase or Hello kitty's evil cousin
“Do you have a religion?”
“Um..yeah”
“Cool! What is it?”
*”It’s complicated”*
LMAO
oh haha sooooo funny wow
@@bethelsamson5173 yeah they are pretty funny do you have a problem with that? 🥰
@@heavenlyfaerie3801 I dont have a problem with comedy but I dont understand how this is funny I mean come on oh wow so funny you worship this person but there is no need to include religion.
@RelatedIzzy Forever~ don’t please..
Jazmin: I can teach you how to be just like me, crying all night, sleeping till 3.
Me: *That's already me.*
Congrats they hearted ur comment😊
Saaaammmeee
I feel you
Fr
Oof literally me past few days especially
I love their style so much😭😭
Can we just appreciate their style for a moment-
i love it
HMMMM!!
yas✨
I’m in love with it 😃
FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO RESPECTS JAZMIN'S PRONOUNS (also i love their style too! :D)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEIR NAILS OMG I LOVE THEM
Yessss
SAMEEE
YAAAASSZ
They be long tho
YEAH I WANT THEIR NAILS BUT IM POOR
Can someone tell me where do they buy those chokers with the 1 kilometer long spikes?
Bitchfist is the brand that makes those, Jazmin customized theirs with spraypaint
They sell them in their shop!
@@BigGayIncorporated thank ya so much.
@@nearlover8248 you too.
Lmao
the fact that jazmin was only 16 here 😭
They are not the second Melanie or second Billie
They are the first Jazmin
Ur pfp is art
I bu ki mio da! Put it togheter and what do you get? Ibuki Mioda!
second Poppy
Nice pfp
@fxncy.shyla_ ! shyla shyla yas queen😼
This makes me want to impulsively buy a bunch of hello kitty merch while having a mental breakdown at 3 in morning using my homophobic parent’s credit card.
Mood
Ok but same 😶😶
high key relate
d o i t
I can relate
"Crying All Night, Sleeping Till Three"
*Me Too Buddy, Me Too.*
I myself am a sweet, intelligent girl in style, I walk around in pink headphones in a coat and no one will guess what is playing in them....
~lyrics~
Hello Hello, Kitty
Hello Dear Friend
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello Hello, Kitty
Play with us today
Hello Kitty says you can never have too many
Friends well bitch, I've got none
No ones no fun they all think I'm dumb
Rotting away in my party of one and I
Honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun
Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead I'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better
People do say that it can
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
Kitty she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me she'll be there till the end
And I know when the worlds in flames
She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm stitch me up when I get torn
Be the light amidst the storm, hail kitty she's so adorned
I don't believe in my much but if there's one thing that I trust
If there's a higher being, it must be her
She's never unjust
I can teach you how to be just like me
Crying all night sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
~I just want to say thank u for all the likes:)~
Edit 2 ~ Thank u so much for all the likes that’s the most I’ve ever got:)~
Edit 3 ~ 3.2k I’m in shock thanks to everyone that liked:D~
Tysm
@@bug250 yw:)
Tenks
Thank you :)
Your welcome. And how long has it take you to write all of those ;0
Hello kitty: exist
Jazmín: *yes*
FRL
i have a feeling they like hello kitty but idk
Maybe they like my melody? Idk maybe they actually like hello kitty
Bunni YT nah i think its Kuromi
nah its definitely pompompurin
Clorox actually they like cinnamoroll
yeah, they might but im not sure
*Название песни:Hello kitty*
*Автор песни:Jazmin bean*
this is the embodiment of “If no one got me, I know [emotional support character] got me. Can I get an amen”
amen
amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
getting to know a person:
"hey, i know this is a rather personal question, but, what's you religion?"
"um, well, it's complicated..."
Lol
“I can teach you how to just like me”
@@Maukiki *"cute as hello Kitty"*
@@CallMeMasky "I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully"
Lmao, and my religion is Slender Man..
[ L y r i c s ]
[ " Hello, Hello, Kitty
Hello dear friend
Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom
Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune
Hello, Hello, Kitty
Play with us today ]
[ Hello Kitty says you can never have too many...
Friends, well bitch, i've got none
No ones no fun they all think i'm dumb
Rotting away in my party of one and I
Honestly can't tell you the last time i saw the sun
Like Hello Kitty got no worries in a fantasy land
Instead i'm dragging out each day pulling my hair out strand by strand
One day i'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band
I wonder if this will get better
People do say that it can ]
[ I can teach you how to be just like me,
Crying all night, sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully ]
[ Kitty, she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend)
I know no matter who abandons me, she'll be there 'til the end
And i know - when the world's in flames
She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place
She keeps me warm
Stitch me up when i get torn
Be the light amidst the storm
Hail Kitty she's so adorned
I don't believe in much, but if there's one thing that i trust
If there's a higher being, it must be her
She's never unjust ]
[ I can teach you how to be just like me,
Crying all night, sleeping 'til three
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully
I can teach you how to be just like me, cute as Hello Kitty
I can teach you how to be just like me, just listen carefully " ]
Np! ~ ^v^
Omg I never knew this song had cusses
Ty
Wow ●_●
Imagine having this much time on your hands
Ty unu
this song has stuck in my spotify search for a long time, if not forever.
POV You are still waiting for Jazmin to teach you how to be just like them:
PLZ I WAS LEGIT WAITING FOR THE "instructions" WHEN I FIRST LISTENED
YOU HAVE TO CRY ALL NIGHT AND SLEEP TILL 3
@@analdestroyer8000 PLZ LMFAO IM DOING THAT RN
Y E P
@@analdestroyer8000 INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR IM NOW SLEEP DEPRIVED AF
"she's my only friend"
Salvia:💀👃💀 a m i a j o k e t o y o u
👄
hahahah!
Lmao I didn’t think bout it
Salvia: well time to give them teeth work
@@TheMaxAmount
*n o o o o*
Lol
Christians: We worship God and Jesus!
Jazmin: Sorry, but here we worship Hello Kitty, get on my level.
@_Ｓαѕнα´･ᴗ･` y e s
xX_TrAsH_Xx my new religion
welcome to the cult
@xX_TrAsH_Xx, cries in christian
@Ayka шщшгирыоыууав1йвддалкок
"Man, I want a hello kitty gf."
The gf they want:
Tips : Don't show this at your mom. Now i'm outside lol.
Yeah. Same
Good idea lol
what if my mom just starin at me and sayin "ure weird"
I did and she loved it
Cool now pick me up so I can arson my school lol 🤠
What’s your fav music genre
A.rock
B.pop
C.jazz
D.hello kitty
Just saying this because there are 3 song’s called hello kitty and I find it funny
Hello kitty finally answer
D
a.
d*
@꧁Pink Moon꧂ fr tho
don’t lie you keep singing this song over and over.
Bruh why did you have to call me out like that-
Stop calling me out-
you didnt have to call me out like that.
How do you know!?!
Stop calling us out.
"Cryin' all night and sleepin' till three."
REAL-
Friends: this is creepy af
me: *this is wholesome*
@@Daniii_1717 their*
@@Daniii_1717 their*
Ikr I love Jazmin they are so wholesome aaaah
Creepy but still wholesome
All love her songs😍😍
My style: 🎀🎌🐱🍭🍡🌺🌸
My music style: 🔪💣💋💔💀👿
Me when I seen this song: *oh honey-*
Same
I can relate to this damn.
Same
Me to gurl 😤🤪😂
LOL
As a Nonbinary person as well this makes me feel so freakin' valid!
i- love ur name
@@masontroyadams8057 Thank you so much
non binary gang!!
Enby gang! :3
1:52 My brain 24/7 when somebody is talking until I start frog blinking Me:👁👄👁