I am literally so obsessed with Jennifer's hilarious rants. She goes off on these genius diatribes about Stanleys and Trumpers and makes me absolutely gleeful 😂
Also… just want to say that I have introduced you wonderful ladies to my moms “55 and up” community in Florida. Now everyone calls “him” “governor kitten heels” lmao
I’m sorry, Jennifer, I got a Stanley Cup for Mother’s Day and I love it! I’m a 75 year old woman who had a cheap cup before, but the Stanley Cup is head and shoulders above the $10 cups I had. It has a handle and a screw on lid! Two things the cheaper cups did not have! Having dropped the cheaper cup and watch it spill entirely under my bed on my brand new carpet, this cup is a huge improvement! Also, I absolutely abhor Trump!
I own a small boutique in Keller, Texas called The Lucky Acorn Boutique We cannot keep those headbands in stock and it is women a.k.a. stay home moms that buy them nonstop. Love yall
@@shaolinwarrior2012 as far as i understand these are two mother-daughter queens of the courts, the daughter(Jessica) is the fierce queen of the pickleball courts and the mother(Meemaw) is the queen of the legal ones. No?
If a guy has sleep apnea and bed wetting at 26, that’s only going to get worse. 🙄🤦🏾♂️ I’m all for second chances, but I draw the line at purposefully not physically taking care of oneself. 🤷🏾♂️
Swoon. Gen X educated women with *fire* My badass Gen Z daughter listened to my whining & sent me your podcast to cheer me up after I said, “This could be the last Independence Day!” 😭😭😭 It’s Independence Day 2024, & I have to miss my beautiful, glorious boyfriend (Love) playing drums with his band at the fireworks, because I have COVID 19 Thank you for the belly laughs - you saved me ❤😂
Pumps, I can totally tell the difference between your claps whe then I watch you guys on TH-cam both with sound and by watching you. I was also just amazed by this one. Definitely needs to go in the permanent record for the best clap for the entire podcast
“Weakest Had It Ever” as a time stamp was great. Hot water is important. But waiting 30 secs for it to get going isn’t gonna hurt anyone. Love you though Pumps ❤
Live with it with the hot water heaters. Many heat the water as you go so they don't have to keep the water in the tank hot all the time. Energy savings! And as for the 'top knot' headbands - I think they look good as they give some volume. Come on ladies.
I can also "you go gurl" the semen-hating wife, however if his quotes of her are correct then she is gaslighting him. She lied or kept secrets through their engagement, and has no interest in sex with him or making him permanent feature in her FAMILY. He is a husband for some immediate stability, so regardless of her latent sexuality, she has trapped him in a marriage. Depending on the state, even if he's done nothing wrong, she holds the upper hand if he files for divorce first. And he can't "prove" that she might be gay or has cheated, so it's just "she has sex weird and i want a divorce." That's fucked up.
There's an electric heater that plugs in under the sink that gives you warm water instantly until the hot water from a tank gets to you. Or.... you can plumb an insulated line electric recirculation pump that circulates hot all the time ($$$). I'd go for the electric heater under the sink ($). Not many people need HOT! water, when warm is good.
Took the quiz, I’m an Establishment Liberal. 😕 I feel like a failure for not having a higher score, to fix this ill be watching the pod 24/7 to improve
I wear my Junk Brand flex tie headbands (most of them are bright, trippy, or silly) properly holding my hair back while chugging water from my Hidrate Spark.
The headband filter on Jennifer’s face out of nowhere? 😂😅
@ 3:21 for those who wanna go there.....lol
no i actually died i thought my phone was glitching
@@tyylerjamezz 😂😂😂 me too!
Wtf? I never noticed! 😂
That clap! We could tell this time!!
excellence
I am literally so obsessed with Jennifer's hilarious rants. She goes off on these genius diatribes about Stanleys and Trumpers and makes me absolutely gleeful 😂
Maybe we should start calling it MAGA DRAG.
That clap was ⚡️POWERFUL ⚡️
That clap has me absolutely TITILLATED this Thursday morning! MeeMaw feeding the children during Pride!
The clap heard around the world!! Go pumps! You got my morning rockin 🎉
We perceived the difference of that clap. A first class clap for sure.
❤️🤍💙 Good day, Patriots! 💙🤍❤️
🌈❤️ Happy Pride! ❤️🌈
Cawwww 🦅
That was the loudest clap of all time Pumps. It knocked my headphones off! Great Job 👍
Ok I almost spit my tea, when you put the headband on Jennifer! Awesome editing!!!!
I’m dead ☠️ after seeing that headband and glasses 😂😂😂😂.
Love this two ladies, they are funny !
Also… just want to say that I have introduced you wonderful ladies to my moms “55 and up” community in Florida. Now everyone calls “him” “governor kitten heels” lmao
❤
Doing the lords work
I got Democratic Mainstays in your test, and I´m from Sweden. Love the show ladies.
Does Jennifer know about the headband filter? I feel like this would infuriate her! Lol
Funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣
The headband rant has me dying
I’m sorry, Jennifer, I got a Stanley Cup for Mother’s Day and I love it! I’m a 75 year old woman who had a cheap cup before, but the Stanley Cup is head and shoulders above the $10 cups I had. It has a handle and a screw on lid! Two things the cheaper cups did not have! Having dropped the cheaper cup and watch it spill entirely under my bed on my brand new carpet, this cup is a huge improvement! Also, I absolutely abhor Trump!
That clap is still echoing in my brain because this is the first time I've heard a difference!
Remember back in the day when folks would wear a top knot headband when they had a toothache?
I remember seeing it in a Laurel and Hardy movie once when I was a kid 😆
wow!! how old are you?
I own a small boutique in Keller, Texas called The Lucky Acorn Boutique We cannot keep those headbands in stock and it is women a.k.a. stay home moms that buy them nonstop. Love yall
the clap that was heard around the world
Pumps’ Stanley cup flirts with centrism
I've been seeing different decorated versions of them everywhere. It's another thing Jennifer and I agree on- it's a NO for me, too.
😂😂😂 Great show ladies, absolutely loved it!
These ladies are pretty cool. Any topic is fair game.
This is why they’re perfect for each other: Josh has his 25 cov tests, Jessica has her 25 political compass tests.
Who is Jessica? Her name is Jennifer
@@shaolinwarrior2012erm no…it’s definitely Jessica!
@@shaolinwarrior2012 as far as i understand these are two mother-daughter queens of the courts, the daughter(Jessica) is the fierce queen of the pickleball courts and the mother(Meemaw) is the queen of the legal ones. No?
He’s out if he refuses to wear a diaper or get treatment or stop drinking before bedtime. No money is enough to tolerate that.
If a guy has sleep apnea and bed wetting at 26, that’s only going to get worse. 🙄🤦🏾♂️ I’m all for second chances, but I draw the line at purposefully not physically taking care of oneself. 🤷🏾♂️
Every time they remind us that Pumps is single, I die a little. I am crushing hard on her but know I can't have her
“He uses the word blessed” I bursted out laughing lolololol
The clap echo! Lol amazing
The edited headband on Jen was so funny to see😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: Shoutout to Seth for the great reddit finds 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Jen
you gotta cool name, Tage. i like that.
I always notice the quality of the clap! I never miss a clap with you! 👏🏼 Happy Pride Yall!!
Pumps, your clap was AWESOME 🔥
I fuckin LOVE you two! I’d ask you both out on the town if I thought memaw could stay awake after sunset!
33:00 - I will now try to use “The Come Aparts” in my everyday language when it comes to “unhinged” behavior! Love You, Jenn & Angie!
Progressive left!! 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙🇺🇸😄❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Dave Chapelle back in the day, Bill Burr, Kenan Thompson on SNL tickle my funny bone; but youse guys have me rolling on the floor.
Yeah. THAT clap! It echoed!
I need to tell Jennifer: you were REALLY going off in this episode and it was exactly what I needed right now
Established liberal here and I’m Canadian🇨🇦☺️
that clap was extraordinary
head band filter lol lol
Kylie is cute.
This is the best episode in a while I fucking love my girls
Pumps NAILED the clap! Brava huntie ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Get married right out of the box" .. lol literally.
The quick cut to Kylie's scarred face 😂
"They're in the 'I'll take what I can get' category of life." - Pumps.
"Take your diaper and hit the road" 🤣🤣
Took the quiz. I'm considered a Democratic Mainstay.
Pumps, you’re making the clap great again. Thank you for your service.
Love you two!
Good morning ladies, I love your shit!
That was the first time I really heard a difference in the clap and it made my day❤
Hi from Australia. Establishment Liberal. We have a similar survey in Australia that is normally available during our election cycle.
I tried to say something to that commbut.I didn't know what to stay.I think you young ladies are great
Swoon.
Gen X educated women with *fire*
My badass Gen Z daughter listened to my whining & sent me your podcast to cheer me up after I said, “This could be the last Independence Day!”
😭😭😭
It’s Independence Day 2024, & I have to miss my beautiful, glorious boyfriend (Love) playing drums with his band at the fireworks, because I have COVID 19
Thank you for the belly laughs - you saved me ❤😂
hope you're feeling better. 😊
@@cliftongaither6642 thanks 🙏🏻 - I’m probably in trouble for something now - with all this badass sass I took in for days 🙂↔️
PUMPS! i turned my sink on to warm up and pressed play on this! vindication for my dishes!!!!!
Pumps, I can totally tell the difference between your claps whe then I watch you guys on TH-cam both with sound and by watching you. I was also just amazed by this one. Definitely needs to go in the permanent record for the best clap for the entire podcast
MAGA don't mind dressing up like... like... I'm at a loss for words. These are ADULTS dressing in silly outfits.
I definitely heard the ferocity of the clap this time
OMG Love this!!! Don't stop!!!
Dying at the filter on Jennifer 😂
I love that y’all followed the Breast milk story with the better help add. Which is great, because now I need therapy. 5/5
FUNNY STUFF😂
That was the best clap EVER! Kudos! I see IHIP and I automatically hit LIKE! I wish your show were three hours!
“Weakest Had It Ever” as a time stamp was great. Hot water is important. But waiting 30 secs for it to get going isn’t gonna hurt anyone. Love you though Pumps ❤
The dragons have never experienced motorboating? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
🔥🔥Progressive Left🔥🔥
Live with it with the hot water heaters. Many heat the water as you go so they don't have to keep the water in the tank hot all the time. Energy savings! And as for the 'top knot' headbands - I think they look good as they give some volume. Come on ladies.
JUST love you guys! I recommend you to all my girlfriends, but one got pissed off! I obsessed with your podcase!
And headband people we're taking back the word Patriot!
Ladies just go down to the basement and find the setting for water temperature and turn it up!
Omg rofl lol I love you broads!!
I got “progressive left” on your quiz and I’m very proud! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
With our temps here in deep s Texas, takes forever to get the cold to tepid. Burns right outta tap this time of year 😮
Good morning 🌄
Y’all are my people!
Pumps,I found a Stanley cup plushy dog toy(blue or pink) and thought of you, 😂😂😂😂
You two remind me of real life The Morning Show! Jen and Reese! A+
I can also "you go gurl" the semen-hating wife, however if his quotes of her are correct then she is gaslighting him. She lied or kept secrets through their engagement, and has no interest in sex with him or making him permanent feature in her FAMILY. He is a husband for some immediate stability, so regardless of her latent sexuality, she has trapped him in a marriage. Depending on the state, even if he's done nothing wrong, she holds the upper hand if he files for divorce first. And he can't "prove" that she might be gay or has cheated, so it's just "she has sex weird and i want a divorce."
That's fucked up.
TRUE COLORS SHINING THROUGH
I always smile when you say world,wide, web
39:24 I'm dying 😭 😂😂😂😂
These ladies are so freaking funny and i really enjoyed your show thanks
Megyn Kelley bad abut you too😂😂😂😂😂but that ok you what she is😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂
I’ve noticed that many top-knot-headband unicorns also wear Hello Kitty backpacks and carry Pokémon purses.
That clap had resonance lolol
I felt that clap from the COAST...
Love these two.❤💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️🇺🇸💙👈🤭
Hello, from Louisville!
There's an electric heater that plugs in under the sink that gives you warm water instantly until the hot water from a tank gets to you. Or.... you can plumb an insulated line electric recirculation pump that circulates hot all the time ($$$). I'd go for the electric heater under the sink ($). Not many people need HOT! water, when warm is good.
You guys are great
This is hilarious. I love it!
Jennifers HAIR 💟💟
Took the quiz, I’m an Establishment Liberal. 😕 I feel like a failure for not having a higher score, to fix this ill be watching the pod 24/7 to improve
I wear my Junk Brand flex tie headbands (most of them are bright, trippy, or silly) properly holding my hair back while chugging water from my Hidrate Spark.
need to get Kathy Griffin on, please 🙏
Established Liberal (which kind of surprised me...I thought I was closer to a Democratic Mainstay!)