that would have been awesome, like its a serious somber moment, he pushes the play button and hears that song and in comes Missy and Master dancing to it.
That was great! Harriet Jones as the master was amazing! Matt Smith's Doctor in Bill's eye was funny as hell too! Another great video as always, keep it up!
Legitimately the best DW "poop" I've ever seen, Bravo! It's weird to think how fitting the master attaching the tape to play the scissor sisters woul have been, as others have pointed out. I think it legitimately would have made what is undoubtedly one of the best scenes in the the entire show even better
Your videos always surprise me with a hilarious twist that fits JUST perfectly while still having a very strictly Doctor Who sense of humor. The Harriet Jones thing was perfect, and the Cyberman referring to the thing as an accordion was so on point!!!
so quickly? she 'died' in 2008 and must have had to wait decades, maybe hundreds, thousands of years for space travel on Mondas and Earth to get advanced enough so she could board the colony ship. you think she didn't grow a beard in that time?
This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Of course, it has to be good when you happen to be someones former prime minister. _Takes off mask_ "Harriet Jones, former prime minister."
The master in the last of the time lords singing that song is my favorite scene ever in doctor who for some reason! I just think in that scene alone it describes the relationship between the two and how mental the master is
1:07 would be a good idea for a future episode, after all it would be creepy if a Cyberman or any other robot for that matter would ask you to press a button and it would play that song
I HAVE A MESSAGE PRESS PLAY ON MY ACCORDION. *Click* *I can't decide whether you should live or die! Oh, you're probably going to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry. Don't wonder why, my heart is dead inside, cold, hard petrified, lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!* I HATE THIS SONG (Oh, I could throw you in the lake, or feed your poison birthday cake, I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone) (Oh, I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping that's why!")
This is a masterpiece. Every time I think "oh, x would be funny/cool if they added it", it was added. Honestly would have loved if the Scissor Sisters song was actually in the original. Would have been such a cool intro. Its even better because it also fits the Cybermen just more literally. Their heart is dead inside, its cold hard and petrified. And the cyberman probably can't decide if the doctor should live or die because there is a conflict between its programming and Bill. The doctor inside the android would have also been super cool because then there would be 2 masters and 2 doctors. Obviously, it would have completely changed the episode but it would have been cool.
1:07 Doctor here's song and instantly flashes back to when he was 10.2, looks for the Master and has a panic attack when he sees him. ROBOGUY: I. Hate. This. Song. Doctor: I still here this in my nightmares.
CGin 415 No she got killed but time lord machine simply extracted her consciousness to the far future in a physical form, so she is technically “dead".
"I HAVE A MESSAGE." "PRESS PLAY ON MY ACCORDION." *Click* *"I Can't Decide Whether You Should Live Or Die. Oh, You're Probably Going To Heaven, Please Don't Hang Your And Cry And Wonder Why. My Heart Is Dead Inside, Cold And Hard And Petrified. Lock The Doors And Close The Blinds, we're gonna go for a ride!"* "I HATE THIS SONG." *("Oh I Could Throw You In The Lake Or Feed You Poison Birthday Cake. I Won't Deny I'm Gonna Miss You When You're Gone. Oh, I Could Burry You Alive, But You Could Crawl Out With A Knife And Kill Me That's Why!")* Best Part.
This video is really quite brilliant XD For one, it actually would have a been a brilliantly haunting way to bring the Simm Master back; right before the "someone's former prime minister" line, have Cyber-Bill play a message left for the Doctor, and have it just be "I can't decide" from series 3. That would actually have been quite a brilliant build-up to the big reveal. And also, it's a strangely hilarious idea to have Cyber-Bill actually just be the 11th Doctor in the Teselecta XD Saved a future companion for his future self
1:08 that would of been such a great way to introduce him, have the cyberman say that it was Bill then Missy walks in says something then gives the cyberman a tape to play then boom
Okay, since no one else seems to be saying it...
"Yes. We know who you are."
Lol
Lol yeah
That eleventh doctor in the eye was comedy gold
So true
Jake yes it was
I nearly lost it there
That scene wouldn't have happened if I didn't exist.
no... Murray Gold
The Harriet Jones part killed me. well played.
yes we know who you are
"I am ROBOGUY"
"You're a cyberman!"
"That's the one"
I died 😂😂
CyBILLmen
Brilliant. Just... awesome
Hey, it's okay, you can be brought back as a roboguy!
Bill died too
Bill being equipped with a tape recorder to play that song is so fitting of the master, I wish they'd done it. Would have been so good.
Or here come the drums...
Exactly what I thought
that would have been awesome, like its a serious somber moment, he pushes the play button and hears that song and in comes Missy and Master dancing to it.
Silent Gamer2015 That would have been perfect! Lol
No that would have ruined the emotional impact of this scene
Someone's former prime minister *Harriet Jones former prime minister*
I died laughing
RIP
That's aad
It's been two years. Has the cyber-conversion started yet?
;)
@@jvevers um, shes canonically alive
"Harriet jones, former prime minister"
Missy: "I know who you are"
Mofffat plot twist of 2017 - Bill was a tesellector the whole time!
If this happened I don't know if I would be annoyed or really happy.
+Llama King Yeah, and he's still dressed for church, if you know what I mean!
Llama King
And Razor was Harriet Jones.
Ohhh, that would be such a good twist.
@jeremy ray *Flashback to regeneration. Zoom in to reveal the tesellector transforming in the light blast.*
Whoa the accordion thing with "I can't Decide" actually would've been a really haunting way to reintroduce Simm Master.
Wouldn't have worked with the U.S. audience since the song didn't make it into the American release of the show.
@@thecampaigner2167That’s just tragic, best scene of the episode
How about "Voodoo Child" than^^@@thecampaigner2167
That was great!
Harriet Jones as the master was amazing!
Matt Smith's Doctor in Bill's eye was funny as hell too!
Another great video as always, keep it up!
The "old" quality of that song is what _nails_ this whole thing. Bloody brilliant work, there.
Legitimately the best DW "poop" I've ever seen, Bravo! It's weird to think how fitting the master attaching the tape to play the scissor sisters woul have been, as others have pointed out. I think it legitimately would have made what is undoubtedly one of the best scenes in the the entire show even better
1:10 I love Nardole's horrified expression when the song starts playing
God damn it... she's back... *YES, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE*
*I* *Died* *at* *this* *point*
I'd be better if she didn't come back, she's an awful character with no likability.
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@@aaronbrown8377 oiy
@@aaronbrown8377 You're the reason aliens attack Earth so often.
This would have been an.....unexpected way to end the episode. Still, it would've been very funny, great job!
wouldn't have been unexpected for Moffat lol. First the fake regeneration then this? It wouldn't have seemed unexpected to me haha.
The fake regeneration was Toby Whithouse.
Didn't know that. Thanks for the information, cant wait for tonight's episode!
The 11th Doctor being in Bill's eye was pure gold. Well done, good sir!
Your videos always surprise me with a hilarious twist that fits JUST perfectly while still having a very strictly Doctor Who sense of humor. The Harriet Jones thing was perfect, and the Cyberman referring to the thing as an accordion was so on point!!!
0:52 that's a plot twist
So is 1:36
Christian The Cookie YEP
deltachief118 I hate this song
deltachief118 extreme plot twists with the doctor
SirLolsAlot Films yes we know who you are
Wait, How did Harriet Jones grow a beard so quickly?
They are rather necessary when you happen to be someone's former Prime Minister.
yes we know who you are
1 minute in Doctor time is 2 weeks in Master time
Menopause??
so quickly?
she 'died' in 2008 and must have had to wait decades, maybe hundreds, thousands of years for space travel on Mondas and Earth to get advanced enough so she could board the colony ship. you think she didn't grow a beard in that time?
The Doctor hears the tune and his PTSD from time with the master kicks in
1:20 The Master is like "This song bring back memories, gramps?" XD
This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Of course, it has to be good when you happen to be someones former prime minister.
_Takes off mask_
"Harriet Jones, former prime minister."
"No, I don't know who you are."
When Joe finally uploads a new video but it's unavailable so you have to just imagine how good it is
JasonisnotaRobot I think it will be the best one yet
It's pretty good
JasonisnotaRobot It is available now, and it is fantastic.
The best thing about this is that (understanding the logic of Doctor Who) this can all happen and still be canon!
I... WAITED... FOR... YOU...
But apparently the video isn't available. Lovely.
NoahIdeaFilms same here
It's a copyright dispute thing in progress, it's made it unavailable on some devices.
Wait for me.
Joe Vevers fix it pleasee :-(
NoahIdeaFilms it works on laptops i think
Jake WELL I DON'T HAVE 1
The master in the last of the time lords singing that song is my favorite scene ever in doctor who for some reason! I just think in that scene alone it describes the relationship between the two and how mental the master is
It’s my favourite scene aswell!
The old cybermen were even more nightmare fuel than they are now
I died at Harriet Jones 😂😂😂
I....waited....for...this video
you're one of few youtubers who can get me to get off my phone and onto the computer to watch a video that is copyright-blocked.
that was amazing
1:07 would be a good idea for a future episode, after all it would be creepy if a Cyberman or any other robot for that matter would ask you to press a button and it would play that song
Bill: *I HATE THIS SONG*
Me: I can't decide....
I love this video, as soon as i heard "I can't decide" i could not stop laughing
Omg yes, Please make more, don't stop these!
having I Can't Decide play there was unbelievably fitting lol so creepy
HARRIET JONES FORMER PRIME MINISTER
I HAVE A MESSAGE
PRESS PLAY ON MY ACCORDION.
*Click*
*I can't decide whether you should live or die! Oh, you're probably going to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry. Don't wonder why, my heart is dead inside, cold, hard
petrified, lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!*
I HATE THIS SONG
(Oh, I could throw you in the lake, or feed your poison birthday cake, I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone)
(Oh, I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping that's why!")
Y E S W E K N O W W H O Y O U A R E
"Press play on my accordion."
-Sees Nardole's Face-
I DIED.
1:09 I never thought I'd get to hear this song again after so long.
That last minute though - I'm going insane, aren't I…
…I love it.
I died when the music started then again when Matt Smith was in bill's eye 😂😂😂😂
RIP. To me. Died of laughter after watching Harriet Jones former prime minister’
This is a masterpiece. Every time I think "oh, x would be funny/cool if they added it", it was added.
Honestly would have loved if the Scissor Sisters song was actually in the original. Would have been such a cool intro. Its even better because it also fits the Cybermen just more literally. Their heart is dead inside, its cold hard and petrified. And the cyberman probably can't decide if the doctor should live or die because there is a conflict between its programming and Bill.
The doctor inside the android would have also been super cool because then there would be 2 masters and 2 doctors. Obviously, it would have completely changed the episode but it would have been cool.
The Harriet Jones reveal was more surprising than the John Simm reveal was in the actual episode. I’m not exaggerating.
I bet the Master just put I Can't Decide on every cyberman for that ONE SONG.
This is a rollercoaster from start to finish and I love it.
"press play on my acordion"
*plays i can't decide by scissor sisters *
that is something master would do
this video is not available ...
why do you torture us like this youtube
It is in the UK
Grand ɪo I'm in Scotland and I can't watch it
Grand ɪo No it isnt
Grand ɪo can't in England
Alex Tolson England is in the UK
This is the best thing I've ever seen I died at the Harriet jones part 😂😂😂😂
0:53 Subtitles;
*Harriet Jones, former prime minister: Harriet Jones, former prime minister*
ғιsн I noticed that too. Hilarious
read the captions
"Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister: Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister."
The song playing out of the cybermans "accordion" is so fitting for John Simms master that this is now officially my head canon.
I want you to know I think of that Harriet Jones reveal like once a week. This is one of my favorite doctor who shitposts ever.
Do the episode with the daleks when the doctor steals Davros' chair! Great Video! :)
That song worked so well with the old master. I think one of my favourite episodes from the 10th doctors time.
"I am Robo - Guy" That line made me crack up 🤣
1:15
???: Am I late to the party...?
*the Doctor turns to see the Master*
Master: ...Oh hey, I really like this song
The captions are hilarious
Harriet Jones former prime minister 😂 you got me and I love it
amazing video yet again
1:07 Doctor here's song and instantly flashes back to when he was 10.2, looks for the Master and has a panic attack when he sees him.
ROBOGUY: I. Hate. This. Song.
Doctor: I still here this in my nightmares.
The ending with the music would have been so fitting in the actual scene, weldone!
last time i was this early, Clara is still alive. I'm sad now...
Kevin Potter She's still alive,just travelling with Ashildr
CGin 415 No she got killed but time lord machine simply extracted her consciousness to the far future in a physical form, so she is technically “dead".
The Impossible Girl wait...are you Clara...
Kevin Potter, I would call that being alive, she just "went the long way around."
I'd call it a terrible ending for a terrible character.
"I HAVE A MESSAGE."
"PRESS PLAY ON MY ACCORDION."
*Click*
*"I Can't Decide Whether You Should Live Or Die. Oh, You're Probably Going To Heaven, Please Don't Hang Your And Cry And Wonder Why. My Heart Is Dead Inside, Cold And Hard And Petrified. Lock The Doors And Close The Blinds, we're gonna go for a ride!"*
"I HATE THIS SONG."
*("Oh I Could Throw You In The Lake Or Feed You Poison Birthday Cake. I Won't Deny I'm Gonna Miss You When You're Gone. Oh, I Could Burry You Alive, But You Could Crawl Out With A Knife And Kill Me That's Why!")*
Best Part.
"I AM ROBO GUY"
"Your a cyberman"
"THATS THE ONE"
Me: lmao
This should've been in the episode
I'll forgive you for turning my nightmares into a joke.
This was dank
This might be the best video on youtube
1:24 Missy "Is this necessary?"
That song worked quite well tbh.
I'm upset that less people get the song choice. It's what the Master sang to Tenant in the Toclofane episode
Always look forward to these videos!
I think it actually might have worked if that song played in the real episode
I spent about five minutes laughing after this finished, as I do with most of your videos. Good job!
That Harriet Jones skit absolutely killed me
"Press play on my accordion."
Oh, Joe, you silver-tongued devil you.
*Sees 11 in the eye*
"Of course, the last square on the board... what else would it be?"
having just watched "the sound of drums" again, that music really hits
Certified hood classic
The best song ever - I can't decide.
Still in stitches.
This is art, this is gold, this is amazing. Thank you!
You know, the master would totally do that. And how dare you Bill, I can't decide is amazing.
The moment “I Can’t Decide” played was actually amazing.
Wondered what this was, then looked at the channel.
Oh. My God. Best pastiche video EVER :D Seriously, I think I nearly hurt myself laughing.
Harriet Jones had me unable to breathe, you're amazing.
I think this is the closest thing to a Doctor Who YTP I've seen
This video is really quite brilliant XD
For one, it actually would have a been a brilliantly haunting way to bring the Simm Master back; right before the "someone's former prime minister" line, have Cyber-Bill play a message left for the Doctor, and have it just be "I can't decide" from series 3. That would actually have been quite a brilliant build-up to the big reveal.
And also, it's a strangely hilarious idea to have Cyber-Bill actually just be the 11th Doctor in the Teselecta XD Saved a future companion for his future self
All of these videos are so amazing
0:45 I'm dead
OMG the funniest thing I've even seen. Great job!
I practically died watching this. Utter glory
I'll never see the end bit the same again when watching the episode without the song
I lost it when Harriet Jones came out! Great job on this video!
0:52 Harry Jones formal prime Minister
Lol lmao 😂
This is fantastic! Brilliant!
Yeah rewatching this, it really would've been such a great touch to put in that song. That would be such a Simm-Master thing to do.
Ok but if the "I can't decide whether you should live or die" part actually happend in the episode it would have been so Fucking epic
Everything about this is completely perfect.
1:08 that would of been such a great way to introduce him, have the cyberman say that it was Bill then Missy walks in says something then gives the cyberman a tape to play then boom
Wasn't expecting the ending. If only that was true! Very clever