Generally, when you invent something, the first step is identifying a problem and then your next step is to create something to fix this problem. But these people seem to have skipped both of these steps?
I mean. Potatoes are very healthy. But you need Fat and Cholesterol. I'd probably say..If you are nothing but Potatoes, and had a dinner of Loaded Potatoes, get some cheese and bacon in your diet. You'd probably be just as fine as when you came. Maybe a bit fatter, depending on how you cook your loaded potatoes. And depending on how you react to grease.
That's because the unhealthy foods that use them are cooked in unhealthy ways. Obviously processing them and dunking them in oil is going to result in an unhealthy product. Potatoes themselves can be really healthy.
As a potato, could I just ask. I don't want to get into the specifics too much but the other week, I met this sweeeet potathoe, we got mashed up and we had a bit of fun, but i've started getting this weird growth on my skin, several actually. My spuddy says its just age but i'm not so sure. Any advice?
@@noberska lmk mobo j j. Bbonooohjvh high ghgggggggggggggggggggggggg huh ggggggggggugguugugggguuguugggguguguggggggggggggguuggggggggggugggggggggggggugguguggggggugggggggugggguuguggggugggggugugugugugugugugugugugu)7)7)7)7
I love when my doctor sticks a centimeter wide needle into my skin, and then scrambled my insides before injecting flavoring. as all trusted doctors do
leon melendez I've seen wifi-enabled dildos. They're used with some other male masturbator product so that you can have long-distance sex with someone else. It,s basically a gimmick, but i can't imagine why it wouldn't work.
My mom made me some mashed potatoes and I just spat into the delicious creamy smoothness that was her mashed potatoes. I mean I had eaten those mashed potatoes so many times, why hasn't she REINVENTED the mashed potatoes yet?? I mean I can't even connect my phone into the potatoes via an app, this is disgusting, IT IS 2017 MOM !! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I'm so glad you pointed out that fats and cholesterols are essential in one's diet. Honestly, people think that they know everything about diets, yet they don't realize that everything is okay in moderation. Sheesh!
even scientifical principles become bullshit when they are followed by commonplaces instead of further scientifical approaches... or sometimes stuffed with hysteria yeah, i'm not thin but that's ridiculous, i know semi anorexic people eating what i eat (well... less)
My sister done an elective in nutrition as part of her psychology degree. They spent YEARS bitching about egg yolk cholesterol but truth is that your body doesn't even ABSORB the cholesterol in egg yolks. So it's not a problem. Fish oil is actually fantastic for you. But most people can't even identify it. A girl I knew thought it was the oil tinned fish is sitting in.....
@@SM-td7ux LMAO at all the retards in this comment section that think your body cant produce cholesterol or it's an essential nutrient especially that one guy that said get a PhD in nutrition before stating the fact you dont need dietary cholesterol. What next? Do I need a phd in mathematics to conclude that 4+4=8?
@@txrnip never eaten that kind of dish, but if that's the thing, just cut the potato, pour some stuffing inside, and turn a fork in that afterwise... how much this would be more difficult?... that thing must be operated in two ways, almost at the same time, and it's a hell in the ass to clean
"potatoes are healthy because they contain no fats and no cholesterol" Fun fact! I started tracking my diet, and apparently I don't get ENOUGH fats or cholesterol. But I found I get TOO MANY carbs, which potatoes are full of.
well, carbs are most of what you're meant to eat if you're at a normal body weight, it's also different for everyone :) but yes, fats and cholesterol are also necessary, but make sure they're moderate and mainly plant based (canola, avocado) because they're very concentrated. Good luck! :)
I'm genuinely impressed you understood Fats are good for you in foods. I deal with patients every day that I cannot convince of this and it makes me think the world has gone crazy. Great to hear a TH-camr get it right. Thank God.
Pretty spot on, but you're off the mark on Flava Monsters. 2018 will be the year of the Flava Monster and will completely replace traditional seasonings by 2020.
You're going into heart surgery and before the anesthesia completely knocks you, you see this as the only piece of equipment on the surgeon's tray. What you do?
Ysiko Nothing, because like you said, I see the Potato Doctor just before I get knocked out, so by the time I process this in my head, I'm already fucking knocked out.
When I heard “we all love to eat” I though that papi was gonna make a joke on anorexia, I feel like he was, and then backed off to avoid offending anyone
At first I thought the title said “Potato Detector” and was a device that you would use to confirm that your potatoes were actually potatoes and that you could proudly say “Yep, that’s a potato!”
lets have some positivity with the most decadent twice baked potato recipe; prepare yourself some diced crisp bacon, some cheddar shredded cheese, some finely diced spring onion and a bit of milk or cream, and pull the hot potato out of the oven when done. remove the scalp like a native american, remove a bit of healthy potato, scramble its organs, and mix in bacon and cheese and spring onion for improved potato, add a bit more milk or cream than you think is enough, and wrap your new baby back up in tinfoil and bake for a few more minutes. when you open that sucker up you'll have the heartiest soft warm filling delicious meal that'll make you feel all nice inside on a cold danish summer
I read a hentai once that had an unintentional onomotopoetic representation of the Tim Allen grunt, but I can't remember how it was written nor the name of the hentai.
@@derpythedaedra4194 nice mlp + elder scrolls theme. I can really see your pedigree shine through the comment section into my brain convincing me you are funny.
sorry to say something so much later, but stds are spread by ANY bodily fluid. That fluid can be spit, pee, poo, vaginal liquids, blood, or semen. They are all just as likely if someone is infected or has contracted one, but if someone doesn't have one, then there is no way for it to magic itself onto you.
On behalf of all of Ireland, we would like to say that they "Potato Doctor" is unnecessary and we will not take part in the funding of such an apparatus. We the people feel the current utensils used for our preparation of potatoes is far more effective and efficient.
Z Warrior Krillin: Why not? I have five different and unique comments on this fascinating device that's going to alter potato kind for generations to come.
The way he said "Pleeease fund the potato doctor" made me think he was gonna say right afterwards "We dumped all our money into this thing, and the loan sharks are knocking at my door please help"
This sales pitch: the potato is so healthy, there's no fat in it. Also this sales pitch: put device lets your inject butter (dairy fat) straight into your potato
Yes he has in his words a useless degree dealing with the body and nutrition, he knows what hes talking about and is more qualified to have an accurate opinion on the matter than random youtube commenters.
@@kidkruschev There is nothing "healthy" or beneficial to eating a potato. If you eat one the best thing it can do is give your body carbohydrate to burn so you can live another day to find more food.
@@rexwhisper7804 Yes, it might be. I'm certainly no doctor and claim no authority.I'm just a dirty construction worker. All I know is everything is basically poison and who knows what the fuck food is.
I love pitches that start with "The entire global economy is ten trillion dollars. If we could capture just one percent of that, we'd have $100 billion dollars!"
As somone who works in a restaurant, the trick to loaded potatoes is to take all the filling out of all the baked potatoes then use a piping bag to put your potato mix back in the skins then bake, this is silly af
3:35 "Tazsha : College Graduate" Whoa guys looks like we got a bona fide expert over here. Doesn't say what she went for, I guess this is the kind of job a women's studies major gets
It also needs stat tracking and reminders for when you have gone too long without making a fucking baked potato. also, it has to measure your calorie intake.
I feel like he gives a lot of shit to things like the mention of "we all like to eat" when it's actually the sort of thing you're meant to say in advertising. It's meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator as meaning "Hey you, human, here's something you relate with so you feel like this is actually something that has a place in your life!"
This looks like the sort of product that 10 years ago would be advertised on TV in that cheesy "As Seen on TV" commercial style. And if that was the case i'd actually buy it.
"Potatoes are the healthiest food on the planet."
Then why does it need a doctor?
I think a potato is a doctor
but then it would be Dr. Potato
You’re right
Oooohh!!!11
checkmate
I can tell you their #1 buyer, Russian revolutionists!
We don’t all love to eat, I personally switched to photosynthesis 5 years ago after my dog choked on a potato.
That's cause you didn't use the potato doctor
He's right ya know...
iT wAsNt mE
@@who6913 👁👄👁
RoadWorkAhead if you had commented this when this video was published it would be top comment
"PLEASE fund the potato doctor!"
Now it's just poor advertising.
You having 666 likes rn is way more insteresting than the potato doctor
@@Ashengrrey if you didn't comment that, I would have never known I bad this many thanks
it went from shitty reasons its 'good' to
PLS GIMME MONEY
PWEASE give us your money 🥺
@@thecrepeofdeath PWEASEEEEE 😢
👉👈
"We can help you go from this... To this?"
Did anyone else hear the question mark there?
Yeah, you are right. I didnt notice till I went back to 1:10 😂
Yes lmao
Deathnotefan97 yes?
They mean that there is a chance that you will receive a defective potato doctor. Ooh I love surprises
It's like they're surprised that such a useless product exists
Generally, when you invent something, the first step is identifying a problem and then your next step is to create something to fix this problem.
But these people seem to have skipped both of these steps?
no it was so fucking perfect they just put the prototype right on the shelfs
They created solutions for problems no one has.
*they created the problem instead*
They didn't skip the steps they 'modernized' them.
The trick is to create a problem no one knew they had, then sell the solution
Imagine an ad for toilet paper starting like “We all love to shit”
Lmaoooo
I would say that statement is more true than 'we all love to eat'
"We all go. Why not enjoy the go, with Charmin Ultra Soft!"
Born to shit, forced to wipe
That would work.
Nice prequel to "they did surgery on a grape"
They vaccinated a potato
@@ryzerun5029 now my potato is gonna die young, and be autistic
Poor guy, @@roach7852 he's gonna die like i did.
RyZeRun the antivax moms stopped vaccinating their potato’s 😂😂
The grape surgery video is 11 years old
"No fat and cholesterol"
Proceeds to use the tool to inject fat and cholesterol.
Sounds like they're selling potatoes rather than the Potato Doctor
Sydney Gilstrap *injects cheese and sugar into potato*
I was litteraly gonba say that
Plants don't contain cholesterol either... It's animals which has it
It's an over-glorified baster or semen injector.
so this is how potatoes reproduce🤷♂
“Potatoes are one of the healthiest foods on the planet”
Which is why they’re used to make some of the unhealthiest foods on the planet
Potatoes can be super healthy depending how they are cooked
I mean. Potatoes are very healthy. But you need Fat and Cholesterol. I'd probably say..If you are nothing but Potatoes, and had a dinner of Loaded Potatoes, get some cheese and bacon in your diet. You'd probably be just as fine as when you came. Maybe a bit fatter, depending on how you cook your loaded potatoes. And depending on how you react to grease.
That's because the unhealthy foods that use them are cooked in unhealthy ways. Obviously processing them and dunking them in oil is going to result in an unhealthy product. Potatoes themselves can be really healthy.
I've legit never met a potato I didn't like. I'll eat them any way.
I think I saw one of these in my sister's sock drawer
I think I saw one of these in my sister's cock drawer
I think I saw one of those in my sister.
Hy best comment
hot
Stick it in your potato and tell us how it tastes.
Finally, I found something to replace Obamacare.
The Zesty Potato. You deserve more.
You don't deserve health insurance, you're a potato
@@pedrosantiagojr.7283 racist
Oh shut! Lmao
Obamacare was a joke glad I didnt get it
Fun fact: a 10lb. bag of sugar contains no fat.
It’s Hellthee
1 liter of cyanide contains no fat as well so it's very healthy
polonium contains no fat
Healthy!
A bomb don’t neither.
eat pure potassium, no fat and a healthy electrolyte
uranium 235 doesnt have any carbs, gluten, fat, etc either
Potatoes are one of the healthiest foods on the planet. So since I eat fries about 8 times a week, I'm basically immortal.
May I also recommend pizza? Sometimes there are multiple vegetables on that. It's much healthier than just a potato.
@@billyray9925 : Don't forget the cheese on the pizza is also a source of diary.
Lol
Which day is your cheat day?
@@nedflanders2943 Everyday.
As a potato doctor i find this extremely offensive
Tyce Vande Berg that's not good
As a potato, could I just ask. I don't want to get into the specifics too much but the other week, I met this sweeeet potathoe, we got mashed up and we had a bit of fun, but i've started getting this weird growth on my skin, several actually. My spuddy says its just age but i'm not so sure. Any advice?
JackOnTheBox get that shit checked out brotato, then peel outta that relationship with that potathoe
JackOnTheBox I'd have to see it to give a diagnosis, sorry.
Hmmm gonna have to get it sauteed out. I think i'm getting a fever, i'm roasting.
"The potato doctor makes life easier"
Sure, if eating baked potatoes is your only way to survive
And you own no other utensils
Medieval Irish people:
The cheesy potato lady saw this and relapsed.
“Help us”
“Help You”
Sounds like a pyramid scheme ngl
Tom Cruise said that in Jerry Maguire
Horror games be like
Her second “from this, to this.” is clearly voiced like a question 😂
We thinking the same thing
Yes
This thing is awful, it would have been much better if it had a smartphone app...
Yeah! And don't forget about requiring Wi-Fi connection to make sure your potato isn't rotten!
please agree to collecting data and selling it
It also needs a speaker and be able to connect to Amazon's echo.
It also needs a percentage bar to tell me how much of the potato i have left to eat
Imagine if it had Bluetooth
If my potato can't connect to Wifi I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm.
Arcralf Smoke nandso
Probably the first TH-cam comment to make me laugh to tears for some reason, love u
Arcralf when I look at your profile picture, I think you've already had one.
"No matter where you live, the sky is blue."
People living in polluted cities: *Doubt*
People in the JoJoverse: Press X
nice like ratio
Well, technically, sky is still blue, they just don't get to see it, wording is the trick I guess.
@@Erasmuspyro Exactly. Even if you live underground, the sky is STILL blue
@@noberska lmk mobo j j. Bbonooohjvh high ghgggggggggggggggggggggggg huh ggggggggggugguugugggguuguugggguguguggggggggggggguuggggggggggugggggggggggggugguguggggggugggggggugggguuguggggugggggugugugugugugugugugugugu)7)7)7)7
"My potatoes cant afford health care"
Trump is better than obama
@@the-potato-warrior nice
because you are black
Doctor: anti-vaxx potatoes aren’t real, they can’t hurt you
Anti-vaxx potatoes:
Still waiting for the big beautiful TrumpDumptyCare... where everyone gets a free EggDoctor.
1987- In 2017 i bet everyone will have cyber enhancements
2017-*Potato* Doctor
Memesical nutsack blanket app
I love when my doctor sticks a centimeter wide needle into my skin, and then scrambled my insides before injecting flavoring.
as all trusted doctors do
Who's your doctor? Johnny Sins?
This is just a potato enema device.
at first i thought this was a health service for Irish people
lol
like an epi pen but for the Irish
@@topjaze7681 Theres a thing like that here.
We call it an epi pen
@@ethandonnelly1973 "like an epi pen"
@@topjaze7681 The counter joke still applies my dude
*if it's the first then it's good*
kickstarter's logic
Munchies not unless youtube commentor logic
Romantic Outlaw Thats a weird way of spelling common sense
Munchies Well, statistically speaking it's the best of its kind. But even the best shit, is still shit.
leon melendez I've seen wifi-enabled dildos. They're used with some other male masturbator product so that you can have long-distance sex with someone else. It,s basically a gimmick, but i can't imagine why it wouldn't work.
DiglidiDudeNG basically a gim-dick
1:54 why does that butter look like a carefully sculpted frog
What the fuck
They used the time to make an actualy usefull product into that
It really does tho..
That’s my son
good eye
My mom made me some mashed potatoes and I just spat into the delicious creamy smoothness that was her mashed potatoes. I mean I had eaten those mashed potatoes so many times, why hasn't she REINVENTED the mashed potatoes yet?? I mean I can't even connect my phone into the potatoes via an app, this is disgusting, IT IS 2017 MOM !! GET WITH THE TIMES!
It's not a phase mom
Your mom is CONTROLLING your BRAIN with POTATO CHEMICALS. W A K E U P ! ! !
It's not a phase mom I would like your comment but you have 69 likes
i would like your comment but you have 269 likes
Your name just makes this comment so much better. Classic TH-cam gold. 10/10
I imagined Alex Jones reading this comment. Hilarious.
I'm so glad you pointed out that fats and cholesterols are essential in one's diet. Honestly, people think that they know everything about diets, yet they don't realize that everything is okay in moderation. Sheesh!
even scientifical principles become bullshit when they are followed by commonplaces instead of further scientifical approaches... or sometimes stuffed with hysteria
yeah, i'm not thin but that's ridiculous, i know semi anorexic people eating what i eat (well... less)
My sister done an elective in nutrition as part of her psychology degree. They spent YEARS bitching about egg yolk cholesterol but truth is that your body doesn't even ABSORB the cholesterol in egg yolks. So it's not a problem. Fish oil is actually fantastic for you. But most people can't even identify it. A girl I knew thought it was the oil tinned fish is sitting in.....
Jon Kozak your an idiot
@@SM-td7ux LMAO at all the retards in this comment section that think your body cant produce cholesterol or it's an essential nutrient especially that one guy that said get a PhD in nutrition before stating the fact you dont need dietary cholesterol.
What next? Do I need a phd in mathematics to conclude that 4+4=8?
Cigarettes in moderation, poison in moderation, rape in moderation. Your point is moot.
i love how it has close to no money with just 16 hours left
As it should be.
P L E A S E fund the Potato Doctor!!
So it's a syringe?
DovahSpy a syringe with a fork glued to the end of it
TheLangenator I don't see why you can't simply glue a fork to syringe then
GoodBoi
...you can.
Nakita Lander I didn’t say you couldn’t.....
@@txrnip never eaten that kind of dish, but if that's the thing, just cut the potato, pour some stuffing inside, and turn a fork in that afterwise... how much this would be more difficult?... that thing must be operated in two ways, almost at the same time, and it's a hell in the ass to clean
"potatoes are healthy because they contain no fats and no cholesterol" Fun fact! I started tracking my diet, and apparently I don't get ENOUGH fats or cholesterol. But I found I get TOO MANY carbs, which potatoes are full of.
well, carbs are most of what you're meant to eat if you're at a normal body weight, it's also different for everyone :) but yes, fats and cholesterol are also necessary, but make sure they're moderate and mainly plant based (canola, avocado) because they're very concentrated. Good luck! :)
canola is the worst fucking plant based oil to consume oml you need to quit giving out quack advice
Nathan Aran but avocados cool
4:11 You can hear the absolute desperation in his voice.
So, pleëease.
Ë
PLÈÉÊËĒĖĘĚĔƏÆAÁÀSE
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
You know the drill.
But did you know about the screwdriver?
Rooty Toot Jasperson *buh dum tssss*
Do you know the potato doctor?
I know the @drill
Rooty Toot Jasperson I was not expecting that one. Nice.
No way I'm buying a t-shirt now. ಠ~ಠ
"everybody likes to eat"
**chokes in eating disorder**
I was thinking the same thing..
@Deadpoppin i mean they still like to eat doe
oof same
Deadpoppin uh
Bruh i been on a water and air diet for a while
I'm genuinely impressed you understood Fats are good for you in foods. I deal with patients every day that I cannot convince of this and it makes me think the world has gone crazy. Great to hear a TH-camr get it right. Thank God.
That promo kinda looks like one of those adult swim videos that get increasingly creepy, except it doesn't
2:45 Windows notification sound got me paranoid for a minute.
G C same and I'm watching this on my phone.
It sounds like a Windows 7 one, yet I'm watching on Windows 10.
Me too. Even from GNU/Linux, even I'm not using notification sounds.
for me as a Win 7 user i can relate
@@IIlIIlIIlII Windows: do you want to upgrade to Windows 10?
i’m S H O O K that he didn’t mention how the seasonings look like dime bags and..... go into a needle..... to be..... injected.....
The potato "doctor"
W h e e z e
Her: Goddammit, he's probably at a bar or strip club
Me: FLAVA MONSTA BRO, YOU CARRYING?
I mean it's almost as if the inventor got the idea for this disaster through his daily habit. Ahhh I've got a great idea for baked potatoes 🖊️
@@sixstringedthing "You got the goods?"
"Yeah bro I got that Flava Monsta"
Pretty spot on, but you're off the mark on Flava Monsters. 2018 will be the year of the Flava Monster and will completely replace traditional seasonings by 2020.
C' thulu it’s not a Xbox live gamer tag you’re not 12
Warren Buffett: fuck a bitcoin, we in this Flava Monster game now. YEET
C' thulu well i prefer my spice weasel over the flava monszer
This comment had 420 likes when I saw it so I smoked a huge bowl. Cowabunga dude
I like my spices shaken, not stirred.
Potatology, if only I could've majored in that in college!
how do u put a picture next to your name
@@jelenaradojevic4 lol
@@jelenaradojevic4 lol
@@jelenaradojevic4 lol
@@jelenaradojevic4 lol
I love how Charlie’s nutsack blanket idea seemed more useful than the potato doctor
You're going into heart surgery and before the anesthesia completely knocks you, you see this as the only piece of equipment on the surgeon's tray. What you do?
Ysiko
Nothing, because like you said, I see the Potato Doctor just before I get knocked out, so by the time I process this in my head, I'm already fucking knocked out.
Ysiko tell the Doctor he's better than House MD
vary soft kitter eating sppagoni hell no
Id pay the surgery myslef.
*LET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL*
froodernant realise I'm a potato
I don't like to eat. It's an annyoing necessity.
Charassy right?
I eat only to satisfy hunger, never to get full
When I heard “we all love to eat” I though that papi was gonna make a joke on anorexia, I feel like he was, and then backed off to avoid offending anyone
Food is great, you have all lost your mind.
It is a cold reminder of my inefficient fleshy bits that have yet to be replaced by glorious machinery.
New Kickstarter intro:
"Everyone loves to breathe air-"
*e v e r y o n e l o v e s t o e a t*
Bet that was written by a 5 year old.
I was probably written by a cyborg alien trying to relate to us humans to sell its product
People love to eat so much, they would die if they couldn't
I love to eat *b o n e l e s s p i z z a*
MrYetiMan
Next up on their list is “The Worlds First Smart Potato”
At first I thought the title said “Potato Detector” and was a device that you would use to confirm that your potatoes were actually potatoes and that you could proudly say “Yep, that’s a potato!”
lets have some positivity with the most decadent twice baked potato recipe;
prepare yourself some diced crisp bacon, some cheddar shredded cheese, some finely diced spring onion and a bit of milk or cream, and pull the hot potato out of the oven when done. remove the scalp like a native american, remove a bit of healthy potato, scramble its organs, and mix in bacon and cheese and spring onion for improved potato, add a bit more milk or cream than you think is enough, and wrap your new baby back up in tinfoil and bake for a few more minutes. when you open that sucker up you'll have the heartiest soft warm filling delicious meal that'll make you feel all nice inside on a cold danish summer
"Remove the scalp like a Native American" jesus christ lmao
Why would you serve that food with your screwdriver?
Are you fucking Tim Allen on Home Improvement?
Charles Anthony does she bark/grunt like her dad
*NuehHh??*
I don't know how to type a tim Allen noise
hhuuuUUUEH?! like that maybe? honestly any attempt won't come close to that noise
I read a hentai once that had an unintentional onomotopoetic representation of the Tim Allen grunt, but I can't remember how it was written nor the name of the hentai.
Sourceror Fmnet hmm interesting
0:20
Let's dive right in... I'm gonna stop it right here😂
I don't get the doctor part
The Big Wumpus it mauls it
Freddy freaker lookin ass
Wtf is your name and your picture?!
Spike Slice
The Big Wumpus
The Big Wumpus Well they couldn't just name it Potato Thing
3:36 they describe her as a "college graduate" 😂😂
must've majored in *liberal arts*
Derpy the Daedra That’s *not a major*
@@bestredditstories1158 witty reply *in bold*
@@derpythedaedra4194 nice mlp + elder scrolls theme. I can really see your pedigree shine through the comment section into my brain convincing me you are funny.
It's an upgrade from former child
"It doesn't matter who you are, where you're from, and what you've been through. Your sky's still blue."
My friend passed away today, I was watching your videos and it really helped and made me laugh and forget my sadness. Thank you.
9 Ske I'm sorry for your loss
No, please do get into nutrition again! It's really cool when you do! Not kidding! I love the whiteboard CriTiKal science lessons!
Mariah Osmundson I second this.
The Reaper I thirst this
If the Big Moist himself won't tell me what to eat...I just won't eat anything at all.
Ever since his video on the dolphin school, I've always wanted a video where Critikal just reads out of a science textbook
@@DirectorTaffy I fourth this
I love how they just give up and start literally begging for money at the end of the video. Kinda sad, really...
"from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food"
-Ken M.
but seriously though, what is the healthiest thing a human can consume? is it ass? i feel like its ass
YOGSCAST Smilodon
No, that's how you get AIDs. I'm not even lying.
Or some other STD.
it really isn't, aids is transmitted through bodily fluids, and there has to be a host, if you're both clean there's nothing to worry about
YOGSCAST Smilodon Dark chocolate.
sorry to say something so much later, but stds are spread by ANY bodily fluid. That fluid can be spit, pee, poo, vaginal liquids, blood, or semen. They are all just as likely if someone is infected or has contracted one, but if someone doesn't have one, then there is no way for it to magic itself onto you.
1:19 - I really felt that
Can it fit up my urethra?
If you try hard enough
If an arm can, anything can.
miniZergling Anything can if you're brave enough.
The nutsack blanket is actually a good idea. My nuts always get cold in the winter.
Use a sock and wrap it around your...
Nutsack
Wearing underwear helps
But what do you do if they overheat?
Keep them in your pants.
Even better chop them off
Charlie has a Master degree in Potatology.
I've been depressed for a while and your videos always make my day. Thanks a lot!
like how their collection of flavaflave monsters is lined up as spicy lemon lemon and spicy , such a variety
The way he says please at the end makes the guy seem really deperate
On behalf of all of Ireland, we would like to say that they "Potato Doctor" is unnecessary and we will not take part in the funding of such an apparatus. We the people feel the current utensils used for our preparation of potatoes is far more effective and efficient.
Potatoes arent even indigenous to Ireland. It's all a government lie.
@@trequor what kind of strange conspiracy theory is this
@@skyolo4923 S'true
What has potatoes to do with Ireland?
@@mops7081 The Irish were known to grow lots of potatoes, it's a bit of a stereotype by now
2:45 your computer needs updating
Bruh, like who leaves this in thier videos?! i thought Charlie was better than this.
Potato Doctor is the new Enema tool.
Jesus fucking Christ Charlie, just put them all in ONE comment, you don't need 5
Z Warrior Krillin: Why not? I have five different and unique comments on this fascinating device that's going to alter potato kind for generations to come.
Charles Anthony you need to twirl and scrape it around to get the juices flowing
Put some flava monsters deep into your colon
Butter my arsehole with a potato doctor
Being a "college graduate" doesn't make your opinion all of a sudden matter so idk why they included that lol
they added a title for each person but it's interesting you focused just on her
Because titles give a false sense of authority
cock
@@rikiey and
@@switchblade6 balls
Potatoes are chockful of most nutrients humans need to survive, primarily sweet potatoes.
Anyone want to fund my Toast Nurse? It spreads butter on your toast without the need of a knife.
CornishCreamtea07 Does it come with a smartphone app?
The way he said "Pleeease fund the potato doctor" made me think he was gonna say right afterwards "We dumped all our money into this thing, and the loan sharks are knocking at my door please help"
Isn’t the first step in inventing a product to ask yourself “is it necessary?”
"This looks like a rectal thermometer" ACTUALLY DIED
are you alive
@@nothanks39 judging by the lack of reply, no
nvm post cancelled, he uploaded some videos
This sales pitch: the potato is so healthy, there's no fat in it.
Also this sales pitch: put device lets your inject butter (dairy fat) straight into your potato
looks like something my mom would buy and have it sit back in the drawer
penguinz0: starts talking abt nutrition
me: THANK YOU SOMEONE IS SMART
The creators of this are probably from Idaho just trying to spice up their everyday life
Instead of “we all love to eat” I would’ve said “we love committing gluttony”
Didn't Cr1tikal get a degree for being a nutritionalist or something? Lmao the part about the potato being healthy must've pissed him off personally
it was really just an opinion, his comment on that wasn't truthful. potatoes can be plenty healthy and beneficial
Yes he has in his words a useless degree dealing with the body and nutrition, he knows what hes talking about and is more qualified to have an accurate opinion on the matter than random youtube commenters.
@@kidkruschev There is nothing "healthy" or beneficial to eating a potato. If you eat one the best thing it can do is give your body carbohydrate to burn so you can live another day to find more food.
@@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer i mean, i guess the starch is kinda good for your stomach
@@rexwhisper7804 Yes, it might be. I'm certainly no doctor and claim no authority.I'm just a dirty construction worker. All I know is everything is basically poison and who knows what the fuck food is.
I love pitches that start with "The entire global economy is ten trillion dollars. If we could capture just one percent of that, we'd have $100 billion dollars!"
As somone who works in a restaurant, the trick to loaded potatoes is to take all the filling out of all the baked potatoes then use a piping bag to put your potato mix back in the skins then bake, this is silly af
3:35 "Tazsha : College Graduate" Whoa guys looks like we got a bona fide expert over here. Doesn't say what she went for, I guess this is the kind of job a women's studies major gets
Tbh science grads end up doing jack all these days
dannyzee4 Can confirm.
dannyzee4 I too can confirm
Maybe you should have gone to trade school... LIKE EVERYONE IN THE REST OF THE WORLD.
American schools are just expensive day cares.
Gizmometer I'm Australian, not American.
why should you never undress in front of a potato???
because they have eyes.
CODENAME I have only ever found the tips of human noses in my potatoes, so I disagree.
Sorry?
@@rosielow527 friend????
DemonKingAbyss I believe you are mistaken, I have no friends.
@@rosielow527 I didn't feel sadness before this day
0:42 yea your sky is blue unless you live in California
Potato doctor sounds better than Snapchat stories
Wait till it has Snapchat stories.
So you've got cardiology...
and then you've got *carbiology*
Where's the god damn Bluetooth enabled app?
fuck Bluetooth. it needs to have WiFi connection and be voice activated so it could send your messages to CIA. it needs cloud storage as well
It also needs stat tracking and reminders for when you have gone too long without making a fucking baked potato. also, it has to measure your calorie intake.
elevateoheyo fr
Bruhhh
lol
i was looking for new doctor and i ended up here
finally! a non-suspicious, legal and safe way to get my hands on some large quality needles!
"Healthiest things on the planet"
Mmm, carbs.
Oh got I just started to feel sick...
Good thing I found this, just what I needed.
They would have met their goal if they named it something procedural like “the potato lobotomy”
I feel like he gives a lot of shit to things like the mention of "we all like to eat" when it's actually the sort of thing you're meant to say in advertising.
It's meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator as meaning "Hey you, human, here's something you relate with so you feel like this is actually something that has a place in your life!"
You just described why 99.9% of advertisements are shit.
I'm being called out
This looks like the sort of product that 10 years ago would be advertised on TV in that cheesy "As Seen on TV" commercial style.
And if that was the case i'd actually buy it.
2:50 a potato has a lot of starch so it’s one of the most unhealthy vegetables. It’s still better for you than eating a piece of bread.
super untrue but alright
@@kidkruschev Source:Trust me bro.
In reality, a potato is INCREDIBLY healthy, it can help with your kidneys, and blood pressure.
this is the best product ever
Ragestew oh yeah your that person who invaded rice gums property
it's the best product of All Time
Its not! Its waste 10-40€/$ to screw driver. Sry potato driver its waste of money and potatoes are not even healthy.
VeeTi soinio that's where you're wrong this is basically the second coming of Christ
Ragestew makes me wanna go and live in jungle far from technology shit
"so *PLEEEEEEEEEEASE* fund the potato doctor."
"There's three big medical fields, there's cardiology, there's neurology, and there's potatology"
...Spudology?
I tried plugging my phone into a potato to see if it got a wifi signal and it did not work
I suffocating lughing
Quits Poem You tried and that’s what matters.
your pfp-