THIS is How A Girl Wants You to TEXT HER | How to Flirt with A Girl Over Text

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  • @Beastyboi4
    @Beastyboi4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3030

    Texting girls these days is like disarming a bomb, one slip up and it’s ALL over.

  • @subscriberswithoutanyvid-qf5ed
    @subscriberswithoutanyvid-qf5ed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    Guys the glitch is patched, she blocked me

    • @crystalball020
      @crystalball020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Just wait for MrBossFTW to find (steal from reddit) another one!

    • @JamesCoolsby
      @JamesCoolsby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol bro you r a g

    • @user-pw3qi5pg4c
      @user-pw3qi5pg4c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh thank you I was going to try to do it

    • @cerealtech4138
      @cerealtech4138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahaha

    • @RyanBz1299
      @RyanBz1299 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DopePlayZ YT No way bruv 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amitabhabuddha5120
    @amitabhabuddha5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    instructions unclear, she called the cops

  • @scarybryanc4858
    @scarybryanc4858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    Me:Hey
    Her 3 hours later: Hi
    Me in .000001 seconds: How was your day?
    ( Yea I'm that dumb)

    • @earthangel9858
      @earthangel9858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I feel you man 😧

    • @manhvutran8940
      @manhvutran8940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same here. You're really fucked up

    • @Jack-Negus
      @Jack-Negus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel ya

    • @leshan__1587
      @leshan__1587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ScaryBryan C that’s so me

    • @chrilevine2402
      @chrilevine2402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Be like dat sometimes gorls ain't shit deez days

  • @Listener113377
    @Listener113377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    I think I'm gonna go get a masters degree in physics, rocket science and microchip engineering first. because all of that seems easier than learning this shit

    • @appa609
      @appa609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That's the plan.

    • @walidzein1
      @walidzein1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Listener113377 lol exactly Man fuck these bitches, what's next? Go get a degree in texting girls? this is bullshit nonsense

    • @zaynmalik879
      @zaynmalik879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wolf zayn congrats

    • @justin60222
      @justin60222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Dude I'm studying mechanical engineering right now. There's always an exact answer and a certain way to tackle a problem but this shit is on another level

    • @xxxdancoslayer4208
      @xxxdancoslayer4208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Listener113377 Same here bra

  • @derekkase7884
    @derekkase7884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    fuck woman are too difficult all these games damn I'm gonna become a monk

    • @crazyhercules9442
      @crazyhercules9442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Derek Kase yo man, I feel you but don't give up. 😭😂💀

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      monks are dope

    • @kaym9998
      @kaym9998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Derek Kase I'm a girl half this stuff makes sense but that's to much unless the girl is too high maintenance & a bitch so so don't worry too much.

    • @UNOwen-nn6ui
      @UNOwen-nn6ui 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kayleigh Mata your kidding right?-.-

    • @sumuqh
      @sumuqh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yo guys, I'm going on date with my girl at Justin Bieber's concert at May 10th. I set this up by DMing her on IG ! THANKS @BasesZeus u are a legend

  • @yamstation
    @yamstation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    THAT'S IT !!
    I decided to stay single for the rest of my life.
    this is too much GAME and tactics and pretending for me

    • @89momo891
      @89momo891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Same here. Fuck this shit im out!

    • @joshuagascoyne1894
      @joshuagascoyne1894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Good luck with that

    • @irabast7742
      @irabast7742 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mojo Jojo that's not fun, you would laugh like a crazy with a good joke made by the dude.

    • @yes3884
      @yes3884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just drink trust me bro im Russian and it worked 17

    • @krthkh
      @krthkh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yamstation dude hahaha insane man

  • @naturalcreativity3388
    @naturalcreativity3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “Don’t always text first” been waiting for her to text me back for like 4 days

    • @naturalcreativity3388
      @naturalcreativity3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Gomes she likes me!

    • @mikelarry9533
      @mikelarry9533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro you pullin back and she will loose interest you must first get her attach before you do that u doing this too early

    • @Pl4yB0yShaw7y
      @Pl4yB0yShaw7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weeks*

    • @shelbychurch998
      @shelbychurch998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She's gone cold, my boy you didnt follow the whole process what Zeus is teaching us.. Or did u skip some part?. No skipping in Zeus rules and ways that a fact bro.

  • @andrewwoods564
    @andrewwoods564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    I just stumbled upon this channel
    i regret nothing

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      me either

    • @lineb9
      @lineb9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Based Zeus ahahaha

    • @JoseLeybaDiaz
      @JoseLeybaDiaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But wtf bro, this guy had 50k subscriber 3 days ago and he has now 90k , broooo what is going onnnn?

    • @keysersoze5032
      @keysersoze5032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is my first video from this guy and I know its time to subscribe

    • @SilkenLuna
      @SilkenLuna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I regret it whole-heartedly.

  • @biggestsign
    @biggestsign 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3394

    I never text, I only fax.

    • @wjejwjje9493
      @wjejwjje9493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      biggestsign faxxx bro

    • @teamboydhunting1217
      @teamboydhunting1217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      biggestsign so are letters outdated already?

    • @Holyknoble
      @Holyknoble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Quote of the year right here ladies and gent's haaa.

    • @beastx5815
      @beastx5815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      *Ah, I see that you are a man of culture as well.*

    • @tempestandacomputer6951
      @tempestandacomputer6951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow man, isn't that like old or something??

  • @gr3ater_shark082
    @gr3ater_shark082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    This video sound like a radio station on gta v

    • @krazyb0iii916
      @krazyb0iii916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neh

    • @krazyb0iii916
      @krazyb0iii916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nojus Nevardauskas oh lol..But y be so harsh

    • @Albert42069
      @Albert42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Nojus Nevardauskas you still play fortnite thats why you are single

    • @jiro9081
      @jiro9081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Albert42069 you have a fortnite youtuber as your profile pic...?

    • @KickStarrs
      @KickStarrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO UR SO RIGHT

  • @ace8738
    @ace8738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Just be yourself..if she doesnt like you ,find another one to talk...there are more than 1 billion girls that would love to chat with a guy like u

  • @triple_axel973
    @triple_axel973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I've been texting her good morning and this guy just opened my eyes. fck whoever gave me that shifty tip.

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      lmao it happens to us all. only time you'd text a girl good morning would be if you're dating her and she's your girlfriend and even then you don't have to

    • @triple_axel973
      @triple_axel973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Based Zeus appreciate it, she ended up dating a guy. even though I have the qualifications to date her. fck my shyness.

    • @sujeetbokil8317
      @sujeetbokil8317 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      27,700,401 views oh your name is 27,400,401 views

    • @triple_axel973
      @triple_axel973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sujeet bokil no shit.

    • @chevyboyzz4996
      @chevyboyzz4996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoo I did the same exact thing with this chick, but she didn't mind but then again you never know maybe some chicks like that type of shit

  • @martijnvangameren6536
    @martijnvangameren6536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    I got sad when I saw this was recommended...

    • @shallowcoder1
      @shallowcoder1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Martijn Van Gameren Hey bro there's nothing to be ashamed of.
      "Only a fool acts like he knows everything"- some philosopher.

    • @martijnvangameren6536
      @martijnvangameren6536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      shallowcoder1 it's probably better if you act like yourself, to be honest. I don't want any girl that doesn't like the real me because I probably won't like her either xD

    • @GETBACK11FOG
      @GETBACK11FOG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Martijn Van Gameren Eerlijk..

    • @kapii86
      @kapii86 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Martijn Van Gameren same

    • @martijnvangameren6536
      @martijnvangameren6536 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya boo oh woooow...

  • @mjayeq6478
    @mjayeq6478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    Not all woman are thots..
    *but all thots are woman*
    *Edit* I literally wasn't expecting 170 likes under this stupid comment xD

    • @maclavaitz
      @maclavaitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it be like that sometimes

    • @samoconnor4626
      @samoconnor4626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IT'S FAXX

    • @vaske21
      @vaske21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      IF SHE BREATHES...

    • @SpeedDrawing101
      @SpeedDrawing101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that's deep

    • @97og1
      @97og1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Interesting

  • @Lamelalinho
    @Lamelalinho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    5 Do’s:
    Text quickly after getting her number.
    Use the right emojis.
    Text enough to keep her interested.
    Set up dates and plans.
    Be casual/fun.
    5 Dont’s
    Don’t send cheesy/too many emojis.
    Don’t text her all day everyday.
    Don’t be afraid to tease her/flirt with her.
    Don’t always text her first.
    Don’t talk too much, in doubt be silent.
    Tl;dw: Don’t be desperate, always text with the purpose of going out with her. When texting be witty/funny/teasing. Don’t interview her.

    • @liluzivert6061
      @liluzivert6061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks

    • @danielbergersen4459
      @danielbergersen4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand you. type that out isn't that just a waste of time? Why don't you just write that out on piece of paper or something, do you just do that because you want other people to remember it? I mean you, or the other person can just watch the video all over again to get the information again. Hahaha. I am just breaking your balls !!!

    • @coryparsley3946
      @coryparsley3946 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liluzivert6061 why are u here bro u get enough girls?

    • @raxy4522
      @raxy4522 ปีที่แล้ว

      🧢

    • @BeatDr0p_Beats
      @BeatDr0p_Beats ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@coryparsley3946 LMAO

  • @XOTheEmreOX
    @XOTheEmreOX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "holy f*ck, someone strangle that son of a b*tch" laughed hard

    • @DutchPyro2011
      @DutchPyro2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hey, i was just wondering what your opinion is on the philisophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum superposition effects being observed at the mecrat trophic level?

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahha

    • @HussAA23BBall
      @HussAA23BBall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DutchPyro2011 macroscopic*

  • @aaanderson5739
    @aaanderson5739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    texting a girl is like diffusing a bomb am I the only one who plans the text in my head and then she doesn't follow the script

    • @Xanndy95
      @Xanndy95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      annisha francisn lmaooo then you gotta inprove

    • @kennyduncan6990
      @kennyduncan6990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      annisha francisn Hiuok

    • @kennyduncan6990
      @kennyduncan6990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      annisha francisn Likeu

    • @flappybird1588
      @flappybird1588 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      annisha francisn preach

    • @Its.reese2x
      @Its.reese2x 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @alphasatari
    @alphasatari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4883

    I followed his steps and she blocked me!

  • @JasonRobertson444
    @JasonRobertson444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    *Girl sends message*
    *Me waits a bit to show that I’m not clingy*
    *Girl stops replying coz it’s 12:00 pm*

  • @keithsk8s
    @keithsk8s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    When Bases Zeus goes from 12,000 subs to 60,000 subs in 2 weeks...

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      haha up and coming

    • @jamaicanlova2832
      @jamaicanlova2832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keith K. last I checked he had 6 thousand

    • @dubstepforever99
      @dubstepforever99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i made a screenshot so i can say i was subscriber from 60 k :p

    • @hustlehardamsterdam4450
      @hustlehardamsterdam4450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      animeforeverjoho i just suscribed

    • @envadeh
      @envadeh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keith K. and 60k to 87k in two days

  • @jackypereira5110
    @jackypereira5110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

    I'm a straight female, I don't know why I'm watching this.

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      so you can share it with guys you know who need it

    • @jackypereira5110
      @jackypereira5110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Based Zeus Good point

    • @mikecherri
      @mikecherri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      No Name smooth

    • @Callebravo
      @Callebravo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What's your view on this video?

    • @jaxtonfunk2034
      @jaxtonfunk2034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So you can share this video to all of the guys when they get boring

  • @youngt1060
    @youngt1060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    I tried to tease her and she ended up crying...

    • @BABooks-kv2sl
      @BABooks-kv2sl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      YoungT .... I don’t think you did it right 😂

    • @dewd6341
      @dewd6341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      are you sure you didn't tase her?

    • @spencerosei2616
      @spencerosei2616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      don't use barbed dildos

    • @user-nd7xu8sb7p
      @user-nd7xu8sb7p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      YoungT Bruh you prolly called her a hoe

    • @seandowling5918
      @seandowling5918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah i teased a few times and she cried sometimes

  • @sniff_3512
    @sniff_3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    I have a girlfriend who finds it cringe when I say she’s beautiful honestly

    • @csimo9601
      @csimo9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Call her something more sophisticated maybe idk mate if your American I can’t really help as I am British but yeh that’s because our females are much different

    • @leaftube9323
      @leaftube9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That's weird dude. Maybe call her princess or mami those always work.

    • @mutunga10
      @mutunga10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂

    • @dakotacoanimations8936
      @dakotacoanimations8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ah. Thats me. I find it really cringey when a boy compliments me. I think its because shes antisocial and not use to being called nice things. I know it sounds bad but i dont think you should compliment her until you both know eachother really well.

    • @siddharthasingh8004
      @siddharthasingh8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Leave her

  • @dk6403
    @dk6403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    I'd rather just go for a girl who isn't this complicated......

    • @somethingsgonnahappen6529
      @somethingsgonnahappen6529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Stillmatic you should go for a girl that you know will make you happy with a good personality that fits you. im happy with my girlfriend because of only trying to be as confident as possible and ask her out :) go for her buddy im telling you being with the person that makes you happy feels like a whole new level of happiness :)

    • @fish4fun354
      @fish4fun354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like a girl who enjoys going fishing !

    • @brettbewley5798
      @brettbewley5798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the way to good life

    • @malikbuchanan6162
      @malikbuchanan6162 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @brettbewley5798
      @brettbewley5798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly this is why I ended up marrying my wife. We always hooked up on and off but never had to deal with this kind of bullshit with each other, (how do I get the upper hand, should I wait to call, gotta be funny what do I say?).
      We just naturally got along, liked hanging out with each other, listening to music, getting drunk and/or high, and fucking.

  • @brayanolivero4402
    @brayanolivero4402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    Plot twist: Zeus is actually a girl and is helping every guy out

    • @nope5777
      @nope5777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shaolin fantastic lol

    • @ennissavage8141
      @ennissavage8141 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      rofl

    • @teddaduke574
      @teddaduke574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Don't take dating advice from a woman EVER!!!

    • @andromedagalaxynebula5751
      @andromedagalaxynebula5751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      If I want to catch a fish, I don't ask a fish, I ask a fisherman.

    • @A_SalazarMMA
      @A_SalazarMMA 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theodore Ferguson why not

  • @YashVerma-br4km
    @YashVerma-br4km 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    8.9 million single boys saw thiz video
    lol

  • @TaKa-fl7nj
    @TaKa-fl7nj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Zeus: flirt with her 2:21
    Me: im here to Learn how to flirt

    • @theincredibledrl9684
      @theincredibledrl9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know

    • @TaKa-fl7nj
      @TaKa-fl7nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theincredibledrl9684 wow my comment 400 likes and I didn't even know

    • @kingfargo9578
      @kingfargo9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just be natural. Don’t over think it lol

  • @spirit1219
    @spirit1219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    I've watched all of his videos
    And the best part is" You fucked up" 😂😂

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      haha love it

    • @Hooklegg
      @Hooklegg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yo already have two wifes, why do you watch this vegito?

    • @TheActionTourist
      @TheActionTourist 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Vegito Omfg i find you everwhere i go. no problem with that though but still wtf!?

    • @spirit1219
      @spirit1219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zepos - Bodybuilder/Powerlifter because this guy is funny as hell

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      still waiting on super gogeta to show up

  • @theovl318
    @theovl318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Wtf why do i always get at this part of youtube

    • @liveeeh
      @liveeeh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ikr, was watching bodybuilding videos, ended up here lol

    • @MrMovieMan941
      @MrMovieMan941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      because even youtube knows you are desparete :D

    • @God-uf2vg
      @God-uf2vg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buff Dudes

    • @shoaggyyum6197
      @shoaggyyum6197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrMovieMan941 u totally fucking wrekt the shit out that guy.

    • @greetings.haveaniceday.7162
      @greetings.haveaniceday.7162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      T -Tripskills Maybe TH-cam trying to tell you something

  • @tileader6302
    @tileader6302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    This would be a perfect opener "Hey I was just wondering what your opinion is on the philosophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum super position of x being observed at the microscopic level"

  • @Baolan_GS
    @Baolan_GS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    You know life is rough when you are getting dating advice from Zeus, a god that is known for constantly cheating lol

    • @Lightniicpotato
      @Lightniicpotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that’s badass cause he gets hella bitches 🤪

    • @Powerman77775
      @Powerman77775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why? That means he’s got game! 😎

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Constantly cheating meant he's the CHAD bro,he be like getting all the girls even tho they knew he will cheat

    • @kaleidoscope5054
      @kaleidoscope5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jekesan4221guys. it's a joke

    • @recalled_heart5491
      @recalled_heart5491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did u just Roast this guy's channel?

  • @BramsCommando
    @BramsCommando 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Thanks Zeus. Got my first 12-some

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No way

    • @talhailyas9097
      @talhailyas9097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aspern Park you mean an orgy

    • @BramsCommando
      @BramsCommando 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@talhailyas9097 no, that's not what I said

    • @jassbonham6796
      @jassbonham6796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucky

    • @xxsirnicetvcopxx3697
      @xxsirnicetvcopxx3697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats, teach me Master Park. I'm tryna get this girl, she knows who I am but yeah....

  • @slimessiful
    @slimessiful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    It's easy really you want a girl? Focus on yourself, your hygiene, you clothes, your hobbies, your fitness, your goals in life and girls will follow. Women love a confident man who can take care of himself because that means you can take care of them too. Never run after women, you'll look clingy, needy and weak. Trust me you don't want to be viewed as weak by a women it'll trigger their motherly compassion, she basically either starts treating you like a kid that need her love and help( you get friendzoned) or look down on you altogether. Focus on you my friends

    • @tdawg5973
      @tdawg5973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Slim Essid amen this is what I'm currently doing I want to reach a point where I'm happier with myself and then I'll be confident enough to start meeting women

    • @mohdfaisal2054
      @mohdfaisal2054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slim Essid best advise

    • @germaindavis5079
      @germaindavis5079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slim Essid thnx got it

    • @twinkledoucheful
      @twinkledoucheful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im focusing on my own goals (fitness, career, family and friends relationship) but this chick dont give two shits about it. What does that tell u

    • @jhussane8894
      @jhussane8894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Slim Essid also don't wank

  • @shazzadhossain1515
    @shazzadhossain1515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    don't waste your time on girl....
    this girls aren't going anywhere
    so start focusing on your success
    (life time tips)

    • @gilberttorres8
      @gilberttorres8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Franchise Icon hell yeah, there's so much to do and so little to do, focusing on girls only means you're wasting time on another human being instead of yourself, and let me tell you... Girls only care about themselves why shouldn't we as men.

    • @shazzadhossain1515
      @shazzadhossain1515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gilbert yep! Agree

    • @jakehamburger3035
      @jakehamburger3035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yah I agree ,you just need to lay low then they'll come running to you in seconds

    • @slayridah
      @slayridah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Franchise Icon truth

    • @tabularasa9576
      @tabularasa9576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bekindrewind don't even get married; you will bring to life another human being to suffer in this existence

  • @dailymotivtion
    @dailymotivtion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Just live your life and if you are under the age of 20 you have a lot of time...focus on your dreams now and later we see!

    • @TheVincentVanGogh
      @TheVincentVanGogh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It worked now I'm 21

    • @ghastlyjibberish1314
      @ghastlyjibberish1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some aren’t guaranteed to make it to 20 or even tomorrow, that’s why many try to rush into it and get their feelings out right away. Nobody wants to be alone and just waiting for a lot of time will cause a ripple effect with you drifting away from the girl as someone else talks to her.

    • @danielbergersen4459
      @danielbergersen4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, focus on Your Purpose, path, and lastly, the pleasure. the three p's for men

  • @niklasvilhelm7247
    @niklasvilhelm7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    The sweet girls hate me and the girls i hate love me... 😐😐😐😐

  • @UrFavDudeOnUtube
    @UrFavDudeOnUtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    1. Grow some f*cking balls and talk to her first
    2. Be direct
    3. Always be prepared for rejection (note: many guys don’t take rejection in a good way and over react)
    4. If she responded well and you’re seeing her, try to keep the momentum. don’t always wait for texts or phone calls. Make sure if you’re texting is to setup the next date and meet her. (Real relations don’t usually take place over the phone, rather in person)
    5. Don’t be too clingy, show that you’re interested, but don’t over do it, girls hate that sh*t.
    Now you know, go out and have some fun😉

    • @SHOWEM
      @SHOWEM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I get what you're implying, but if it's ALWAYS you who starts texting then the girl would start to feel like she doesn't need to put in any effort into the relationship, and just makes you look needy and bothersome. Honestly it's ok for you to text her the first 2 or 3 times and then wait when she makes the turn. If she REALLY liked you back I'm sure she would bother to put in the effort of writing first at some point. Don't make the same mistake I did and just sit back sometimes.

    • @changowango5208
      @changowango5208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea number five is where I fcked up on😂

    • @JP-oh7yn
      @JP-oh7yn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bb
      jopi

    • @owensmh3587
      @owensmh3587 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@changowango5208 same

    • @johntrevino4187
      @johntrevino4187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh we have recently started texting but she is never the one to send to first text, should I just wait

  • @anirudh3943
    @anirudh3943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    This shit is harder than I thought...I'm better studying science..

  • @asteroidbuilds
    @asteroidbuilds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This dude doesn't care about swearing lolll
    Got respect

  • @shadmanaziz
    @shadmanaziz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    my man ur literally a god love u

  • @christofferhoff6669
    @christofferhoff6669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Man I hate these society games... give me a real girl who sees through all this bullshit and let me be myself, so I can send as many emojis as I fuckin' want. :P

    • @anandadaquino3604
      @anandadaquino3604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I do it guys start to treat like best friend.

    • @christofferhoff6669
      @christofferhoff6669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What do you mean? Is this about that friendzone shit? cus I don't believe in that, friendship is the true basis of all/real relationships, being nice, kind and honest.

    • @christofferhoff6669
      @christofferhoff6669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Rather sleep then :)

    • @anandadaquino3604
      @anandadaquino3604 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you tell me...

    • @xTheVenomGamingx
      @xTheVenomGamingx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christoffer Hoff Girls aren't attracted to that.

  • @luismolina-hadgu2243
    @luismolina-hadgu2243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    The way he curses is funny

  • @alvinkertanegara2871
    @alvinkertanegara2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "If you're not sure what to say, don't say anything"
    I gotta keep that in mind.

  • @juliank.1256
    @juliank.1256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "How to be a better Fuckboy" - Tutorial

    • @Potatolands
      @Potatolands 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thats the way girls want it , nobody likes a boring nice fucking guy right ?

    • @CJW0056
      @CJW0056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well Kay they like the boring nice guy once they're divorced with kids that need a new daddy, then that boring bank account seems fantastic!

    • @Acuraintegraman1
      @Acuraintegraman1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Julian K. that's basically what girls with zero substance want.

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And I say "retarded girl detector", because I don't have to find out for myself what kind of guys they like hehe xd

    • @FAHQU2
      @FAHQU2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at your fucking profile pic. It pretty much screams fuck boy.

  • @JJKHaywood
    @JJKHaywood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    No wonder birth rates in the USA are at a all time low.

    • @ilwadabdallah5749
      @ilwadabdallah5749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yet u have one of the biggest sex rates?😂

    • @anon5055
      @anon5055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

    • @solisaer_6210
      @solisaer_6210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn, y’all are some bitter fuckin losers. Chill out, omg

    • @solisaer_6210
      @solisaer_6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpaceOutMisfit sure, but my girlfriend doesn’t think so

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JJKHaywood
      Isn’t that good though? The world is overpopulated enough. Any more and then the world will see a massive sudden decline in the population. Billions will die because there won’t be enough food and water for everyone. There will be a worldwide food and water shortage if the world population keeps increasing.

  • @adoboflash
    @adoboflash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    3:48 BEST PART

    • @jacques9455
      @jacques9455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I died at that part😭🤣

  • @Biobele
    @Biobele 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Are you really that boring? YES! Yes I am.

  • @sidharthrooney6199
    @sidharthrooney6199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    IF we stop texting her first , I'm damn sure that you won't receive message from her well that's a logic ..🙍😁

    • @jonf1812
      @jonf1812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      sidharth v It's the greatest paradox that humans have not yet figured out. Why aren't we dedicating all our scientific resources to figure this out???

    • @flamingpanda7x
      @flamingpanda7x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sidharth v yep

    • @mehmetalidemir8380
      @mehmetalidemir8380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      if she doesn't ever text you first, she is also not really interested. worst mistake guys do is to hang on a girl. go find the next girl to go out with

    • @zobekguerrero1366
      @zobekguerrero1366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mehmet Ali Demir you and me are the 3%, these peeps are stupid

    • @chaterkanal
      @chaterkanal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zobek Guerrero Corey

  • @eshwaranand4169
    @eshwaranand4169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    Its too hard i be single

    • @de_light641
      @de_light641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eshwar Anand niggah your fingers in there already

    • @shechshire
      @shechshire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      OhHeyBryant your reply doesn’t make sense.

    • @RubyXIII
      @RubyXIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shechshire 🤣🤣😂

    • @anirudhsharma9802
      @anirudhsharma9802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shechshire 😂😂😂

    • @yotubeandgoogleisfake8599
      @yotubeandgoogleisfake8599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eshwar Anand thats kinda gay

  • @Lucky_Chuck_news
    @Lucky_Chuck_news 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The overvoice sounds like the guy from "How it's made"😂

    • @nickjenks100
      @nickjenks100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex Woods "In this episode of how it's made, texting girls."

  • @rugby4528
    @rugby4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I feel bad for this guy.The amount of images he will have in his folder after this video.

    • @liltarantula2275
      @liltarantula2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      all he has to do is delete all after he's done lmao

  • @realunit1129
    @realunit1129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Girls, stop being so difficult!!!

    • @Sugah2
      @Sugah2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's funny because we're not. Being texted "Good morning" by someone just puts a smile on my face. We aren't all the same.

    • @lexio9189
      @lexio9189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sugah yes it's not girls being difficult some guys are just too lazy to think a little about what they say or do so they just complain

    • @stayhappy2542
      @stayhappy2542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just Saiyan girl please

    • @fish4fun354
      @fish4fun354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a hit or miss.

    • @m3rl1on
      @m3rl1on 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not that difficult actually

  • @RyaNewGame
    @RyaNewGame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    dude. if she's the type that can't handle big conversations, you're wasting your own time.

    • @bill2841
      @bill2841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vegan Motovation Different market

    • @alexx6408
      @alexx6408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if u going out with britny from jb consert u probly don't wanna keep her

  • @LockonStratosGN
    @LockonStratosGN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    But I really want to talk about the philosophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum Superposition effects being observed at the macroscopic level

    • @LordMostafa
      @LordMostafa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like to think of myself as being well educated on such topics and I do actually know some stuff about quantum superposition and even quantum computing (Computer geek here), but that shit's on a new level yo xD

    • @aaronknight740
      @aaronknight740 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      what??

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    • @rohitnegi4651
      @rohitnegi4651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what the phoque

    • @beauty4blackprees
      @beauty4blackprees 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too!

  • @JaellsGaming
    @JaellsGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2 things to take from this video:
    1. Be casual and stay calm
    2. Be yourself

    • @Maraien
      @Maraien 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do not "be yourself"

  • @tl5108
    @tl5108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    If u get the chick pregnant then shell have to keep talking to u

    • @jomormont
      @jomormont 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And same with the child

    • @jomormont
      @jomormont 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're right, I just wish you could say it in a way that doesn't sound so cringey

    • @itz_akuma
      @itz_akuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The truth will make you cringe. When you're not used to hearing it.

    • @jomormont
      @jomormont 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, it's just the n word being used that I'm talking about.

    • @itz_akuma
      @itz_akuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol I'm a black kid born in America. I'ma use nigga as a please. Therefore it can't be used against me. And I generally use it to describe anybody, black white male or female lmao. So my use may be cringe to you, but for me its just a word. A sentence enhancer, if you will. lmao

  • @titoh7420
    @titoh7420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    When the greasiest person and the ugly person get a cute girl before you it's like OMFG WHAT DA FUCK HOW

    • @purpleanex
      @purpleanex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oWayWard - ...no, an ugly fat woman can easily get most men if they just smile and show interest, because men will fuck anything.

    • @AlejandroLopez-qr5mb
      @AlejandroLopez-qr5mb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What console u plat RL

    • @titoh7420
      @titoh7420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Godzi Agar I’m a Champ 2 And I Just got a new PC Last night So have to re work my way up there

    • @white_african_9731
      @white_african_9731 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha this is how... did you not just watch the video ?

  • @VoyagerLife826
    @VoyagerLife826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Me- Hey you free tonight?
    Her- No im working why?
    Me- I like where this is going ;)

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nikola Andonovski 😂😂

    • @DCampusano1
      @DCampusano1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @sakerlyfri5182
      @sakerlyfri5182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikola Andonovski lol

    • @antwuntrademark
      @antwuntrademark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm slow...I don't get it

    • @j4genius961
      @j4genius961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antwuntrademark me either. PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAINS PLIZZZ

  • @bufferingjeonjungook5485
    @bufferingjeonjungook5485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    STREAM BTS DYNAMITE

  • @Bogdankosilov
    @Bogdankosilov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I use the egg plant emoji a lot... now I know why I'm single

  • @FBaran-ic2sq
    @FBaran-ic2sq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    why do i keep getting family guy vibes when i see your cartoon character on screen

  • @Lucas-ck1po
    @Lucas-ck1po 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    So, men need to follow a scheme more complicated than a map to fucking Atlantis just to be like able? Working 8h day in a factory lifting shit, operating heavy machinery, equipment maintenance, designing products, going to gym and still have time for videogames and dressing well... just doesn't count of course... good lord, I need to pretend I'm dumb too. A lot of effort for a 50% chance of divorce. Just sayin tho...

    • @lanacastillo49
      @lanacastillo49 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas silva vieira lol

    • @ValTheElite
      @ValTheElite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucas silva vieira Real shit brethem

    • @wavey9312
      @wavey9312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lucas silva vieira let me correct you on that.. uhum.. 70% chance of divorce

    • @evelynthorman6658
      @evelynthorman6658 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You really don't have to do all of that stuff. But the the gym is healthy for YOU.

    • @LostX100
      @LostX100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahaha

  • @jeremywright7832
    @jeremywright7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    me: hi
    her:sup
    Me: are you from tennessee?

  • @ranonkhoo533
    @ranonkhoo533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If a girl really really likes you, you don't even have to worry about what to text her, just text whatever you want and it will still work out no matter how bad a texter you are

  • @fleite34
    @fleite34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Don't bother with this video, it's simple as this:
    You're cute and sexy: You can text whatever shit you want, you'll score
    You're ugly: You can text like Shakespeare and still you'll be tossed into her friend zone.

    • @luisagonzalez9754
      @luisagonzalez9754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That's totally truth

    • @depressedislandersfan8086
      @depressedislandersfan8086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fernando Leite exactly!

    • @CanariasCanariass
      @CanariasCanariass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao I think this is actually true

    • @iiHyper
      @iiHyper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm fucking terrible at speaking to girls and I'm being fucking friend zoned left right and centre, fucking impossible lmao

    • @jonathan1391544
      @jonathan1391544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ChubbyCSGO ツ this is likely because you look like shit

  • @Darkrealms46
    @Darkrealms46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    If you don't have a million subs by the end of the year I'm contacting TH-cam saying there is another sub glitch

  • @mantid83
    @mantid83 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't believe this was 6 years ago lol. How much as things changed since then?

  • @stanislavkundera2935
    @stanislavkundera2935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Video: dont try impress girl, let girl impress you..

    • @cartel7765
      @cartel7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @juliaskagfjord6207
      @juliaskagfjord6207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As an experienced mature dater, trust me, that is not how it works. In nature females qualify males, for those guys who think they are qualifying females- these guys are duches

    • @alliesstartedww1308
      @alliesstartedww1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Julia Skagfjord
      Lmao feminist

    • @Sixta16
      @Sixta16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, then you won't get any. Girls don't give a fuck about me or you. Let alone trying to impress someone.

    • @DJET723
      @DJET723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      stk328 stk328 but seriously where does that go? I mean that just gonna take unpleasantly long.

  • @chaoscore09
    @chaoscore09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Instructions unclear, got married

    • @harambey
      @harambey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beginning of your downfall, good luck

  • @invictus2633
    @invictus2633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Your voice over is hillarious

    • @saratrayford5099
      @saratrayford5099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr hahaha

    • @gasf28
      @gasf28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @traikhuay5772
      @traikhuay5772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking hilarious, lol

    • @scrubz7441
      @scrubz7441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see your channel picture, braap

  • @gamerzone2443
    @gamerzone2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    You dont need tips from a video YOU NEED CONFIDENCE..

    • @emarskineel
      @emarskineel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a dude with a channel called gamer zone really shouldn't be giving advice in this area.

    • @gamerzone2443
      @gamerzone2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emarskineel u dont know me g so dont judge also confidence is more than enough to get u a girl

    • @samdobie6748
      @samdobie6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emarskineel What, because people who enjoy gaming don't have confidence? Don't talk shit.

    • @khanhphamhung1747
      @khanhphamhung1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@samdobie6748 nah confidence not enough to get girls man if u talk to a lot of girls u will know what they're actually want -.-

    • @firehazemusic
      @firehazemusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Confidence while text? No...
      Confidence while approach her LIVE.

  • @slimy-_leader9887
    @slimy-_leader9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    who came on here to look at the comments

    • @V-breezzyy333
      @V-breezzyy333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So I can check people opinion! And haters won't stop saying bullshit about this video! They complain but the problem is they're single asses

    • @lexio9189
      @lexio9189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      phanzu mavinga they complain because they'll never get there and that's all they do

  • @deodorodafonseca995
    @deodorodafonseca995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The more items on this list you follow the more attractive you will be.
    1: Be yourself, with your personality, do not imitate anyone, be authentic
    2: Masculinity (very important)
    3: Attractive charm (the most important item on the list)
    4: Be sexual without being vulgar
    5: Be romantic
    6: Keep a smile on the face
    7: Be confident about yourself
    8: Keep eye contact and physical contact showing interest but not much
    9: Protect her with your presence
    10: Shyness does not exist, this is adrenaline and adrenaline is good, do not live without it

  • @MrShadowady
    @MrShadowady 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    im here just to listen that voice im laughing so hard.. 😂😂

  • @faiden
    @faiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2017: Never send emojis.
    2019: 100$ Plan from Zeus says to use emojis.

  • @shantaljimenez6533
    @shantaljimenez6533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I'm a girl and i like when a boy asks me if i ate, or hows my day going. That gives me the impression that he cares about me and its cute.
    I think you just have to be yourself, try to find something you're both into. Something you have in common.

    • @shoot4777
      @shoot4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh yeah? Let me try it on my crush and i'll reply from jail.

    • @PersianMike
      @PersianMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And how many of them are in the friend zone?😂

    • @joelhall649
      @joelhall649 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PersianMike lol good question! They're stuck there.

    • @kembozaa
      @kembozaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harambey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ulffus7725
      @ulffus7725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If i as a person am shitty i thinkits better i stay within my mental state and try to improve my self even if losing the interest of many girls in the process.

  • @michellethompson9123
    @michellethompson9123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Don't listen to this stupid stuff. Be urself..and everything else will fall into place eventually. Social media has ruined relationships. I wish it was still the 80s when a guy just ask a girl out on the phone or in person. People had confidence back then. So much low self esteem now with all this Facebook and stuff. Peace.

    • @gside772
      @gside772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Michelle Thompson Yes this days people make simple things complicated..it’s so much better years ago you like each other you hit it off no fucking bullshits..

    • @itsmyles6097
      @itsmyles6097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Dao_Ming Zuh ya I liked the 80s when we could openly hate blacks

    • @Derg2003
      @Derg2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@itsmyles6097 Fuck yea

    • @Derg2003
      @Derg2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s Myles All the way brother
      Let’s not forget to castrate midgets and cut off the hands of left handed people

    • @itsmyles6097
      @itsmyles6097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mitt Roman Knee I heard that one of the women left the kitchen!!!!!!

  • @seans.383
    @seans.383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    why does he sound like a family guy character

    • @BoyDanny93
      @BoyDanny93 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao you are right he sounds like Mayor West a little bit

    • @usderia1679
      @usderia1679 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoyDanny93 a mix between that stupid new dog (i think lenny or so) and major west

    • @schmui
      @schmui 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's actually the mic and compressor he uses. ...to answer you rhetorical question.

    • @jamesh.7599
      @jamesh.7599 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly how i feel. He should be in Family Guy

    • @evansimmons354
      @evansimmons354 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter/Brian

  • @jeveonboss5007
    @jeveonboss5007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’ve come to the point in life where I’m taking advice from a guy with stick eyebrows and a triangle nose 😔

  • @blightyx7142
    @blightyx7142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Awesome a new video, love you bro. Keep up the work and more videos please. Everyone like this so he reads this.

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i put out videos once a week since they take a lot of time to produce with the animations, writing, responding to most comments, etc. doing my best to post as often as i can and hopefully in the future i can do more than once a week

    • @blightyx7142
      @blightyx7142 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based Zeus alright bro I understand.

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      no problem boys, doing my best to help you guys out as much as possible. gonna definitely try to upload as much as possible. thanks for the support guys!

    • @johnfernandes3685
      @johnfernandes3685 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based Zeus i seen many vids of yours but now i cant remeber the steps

  • @Terrrawan
    @Terrrawan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    too difficult ... iam now going to the gym and train everyday getting abs and big muscles .. that should help too

    • @SonsOfDeForest
      @SonsOfDeForest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      helps less than you think bro. girls (of any quality) go for personality over looks

    • @BrownMexicanPride213
      @BrownMexicanPride213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Richard Ponec well yah, but girls love a strong man, to make them feel safe !!! Its in our nature to protect a family and u cant protect a family if you aint a tough man

    • @MelMelMel
      @MelMelMel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're just getting the wrong advice from Based Zeus.
      Do not go the gym for women are you fucking kidding me.
      Be awesome, attract awesome.

    • @andreasrs69
      @andreasrs69 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm gonna commit suicide today That's the only solution.. FUUUCK

    • @luka1477
      @luka1477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same. but I suck at texting hahaha I'm either too boring or too cheesy lmao

  • @Robzi_1000
    @Robzi_1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    God mother fucking dam! I subbed at 1k, and was like wtf , why you got no subs , *uploads new video* (60k) facking hell . Keep it the fuck up you will be at 1mil in no time!

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      thanks man!

    • @MrVortzak
      @MrVortzak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is it that important nowadays,?? realy? having the most views. sometimes less is more even with your video's ..or i'm a little jealous

  • @rockymckay1705
    @rockymckay1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “Don’t: use emojis!”
    “Do: use emojis!”

    • @donbarry1
      @donbarry1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just do it in moderation

  • @princenajib198
    @princenajib198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I tried his procedure it didn't work
    ....so I googled how to understand girls
    Google said we r still in search 4 it

    • @destinyhernandez9012
      @destinyhernandez9012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Understanding girls 101:
      All girls want is love,affection,and quick responses
      1.if u wait to long to reply she will get angry and start losing interest
      2.if a girl says “K” then ur really screwed, cuz now she’s mad and wants you to talk to her about something else, but don’t make it obvious that u want to change the subject(tell her if she wants to talk then ur there for her)
      3. Every morning a girl does want you to text her saying “good morning” and every night she wants you to say “good night” and then add something sweet at the end like “good night love ❤️“ or “good night darling, sweet dreams”
      So there u go. Hope you’ll listen to an actual girl. This guy gave false information 🙄😤😒

    • @gorillazcosplay2298
      @gorillazcosplay2298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@destinyhernandez9012 this is true for me that is all girls are Different

    • @Xenlacasa45
      @Xenlacasa45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Destiny zermeno go watch ams

    • @chrilevine2402
      @chrilevine2402 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@destinyhernandez9012 lol fuck no🤣 gorls take advantage of fast replies deez days

    • @goodguy_rickmedina126
      @goodguy_rickmedina126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destiny zermeno bro you’re so right (from experience)

  • @AroraTv
    @AroraTv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Interviewed girls asking the same question 😏

    • @cindyd4333
      @cindyd4333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      AroraTv which question?

    • @SkylineCoNe
      @SkylineCoNe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAAHAHHAHAHA

    • @dares.3002
      @dares.3002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm researching making your ex want you back and found a fantastic website at Magic message method (look it up on google)

    • @quyennguyenqui3424
      @quyennguyenqui3424 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey ,if anyone else wants to learn about calling or texting for a date try Tarbetti Instant Text Tutor (just google it ) ? Ive heard some awesome things about it and my cousin got cool results with it.

    • @gallegos9419
      @gallegos9419 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AroraTv gwgwge bbq ryr

  • @tituskiprutto7162
    @tituskiprutto7162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    this dude will hit 1mill in less that a year

  • @carrierlandinghdlegacyhorn2686
    @carrierlandinghdlegacyhorn2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Chess masters: examine and predict hundreds of next moves of their opponent
    Me got a message from a girl: examines and predicts several possible next massages to keep the conversation going but ends up finishing it within 4 turns

  • @mostwantedkyle385
    @mostwantedkyle385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    *Maybe you can't get a girl because your not being yourself and watching TH-cam how to*

    • @XxLew
      @XxLew 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cannaman you just need to work on your confidence. Women love a guy with confidence

  • @coffeecel
    @coffeecel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Cant stop watching your videos

  • @raymondleggs5508
    @raymondleggs5508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    So is it okay to text Deeznuts?

    • @ahmedmoataz11
      @ahmedmoataz11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Raymond Leggs
      It's totally fine!

  • @Asteroburst
    @Asteroburst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me: says hey to her
    *waits 6 months to say hey again because I don’t want her to think I’m desperate or clingy*

  • @rahulchaudhary6740
    @rahulchaudhary6740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Dude I just subscribed to your channel because I got a subtle subconscious signal from green board in the beginning of video!!!

  • @sage3379
    @sage3379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Yeah she blocked me😅

  • @riskyriders7944
    @riskyriders7944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Hey I was just wondering what your opinion is on the physicalical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum super position effects being absorbed at the macroscopic level😂😂😂"

  • @SungChiWoo
    @SungChiWoo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's been 6 years huh, i still remember when this channel get a lot of views, now it's pretty irrelevant

    • @CaliMex98
      @CaliMex98 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretty sad I remember when I first graduated in 2017 this video helped me I'm starting to this dude in yt shorts now but it's not the same

  • @tten8192
    @tten8192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I fucking love this guy I hope he blows up

    • @realbenjaminseda
      @realbenjaminseda  7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      thanks!

    • @MajorityGains
      @MajorityGains 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dirtea Now thats just fucked up, why would you say you love someone, and then hoping that he blows up, thats a bad way to die too.

    • @ldnan4rchy515
      @ldnan4rchy515 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kronix Siege u was thinking the same thing.

    • @avexthemc2213
      @avexthemc2213 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he blows up as in hope he gets famous ahahah i hope u were joking

    • @redmerdeboer1880
      @redmerdeboer1880 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did... 2 weeks ago he had 10,000 subs and now 113k BRUH

  • @CorekBleedingHollow
    @CorekBleedingHollow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Going on 25.... no woman has ever wanted me... I hate my dull boring life.

    • @Italo5killer
      @Italo5killer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      R.I.P for our brother

    • @Thirst4livingwater
      @Thirst4livingwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Get a nice haircut, shave or trim your beard/mustache, dress nicely/Clothes that fit you, wear deodorant, and smile more. These tips will make girls naturally attractive to you. I did all these things cuz of my job 😂😂 But for the first time in my 26 years of life girls actually smile at me and flirt with me and wantto talk to me...Good Luck bro

    • @stellabeto3772
      @stellabeto3772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Femester how do u know this shit

    • @Thirst4livingwater
      @Thirst4livingwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stellabeto3772 are you being sarcastic?

    • @joseavila2443
      @joseavila2443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well make your life interesting

  • @asheelharichand5321
    @asheelharichand5321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    We all just tryna get some MEOW!!!

  • @bryanchapmangomez8516
    @bryanchapmangomez8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The part when he got all nerdy was fucking hilarious 😂