Cringeworthy Survivor Moments (Part 5)

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  • @shekelman9336
    @shekelman9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10231

    "Put your feet in the water" *puts foot in water* "WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR FEET IN THE WATER YOURE SO DISGUSTING"

    • @roach9857
      @roach9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      bro exactly

    • @chrunchychann1168
      @chrunchychann1168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      For real my dawgs

    • @ethanjelley9319
      @ethanjelley9319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Because he didnt tell them that ge had warts before he put his feet in the water....

    • @alex7435
      @alex7435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      Ethan Jelley what, they were gonna drink the water after he put his feet in it but the wart changed their mind? Soon as his feet hit that water it was no longer drinking water.

    • @SemreSito
      @SemreSito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      The thing is he kind of ruined that whole pot. If it was just regular feet they could’ve washed it but that bacteria from the wart is probably all over the pot now and is contagious

  • @flaffy6181
    @flaffy6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6763

    Were you gonna drink the water if he didn't have a wart????

    • @lilly9822
      @lilly9822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

      I think it was more they couldn’t use the pot, without really cleaning it

    • @flaffy6181
      @flaffy6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lilly9822 ahh

    • @flaffy6181
      @flaffy6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@Radbiker33357 yes cause they told him too. She was acting like it was just bad because of the wart.

    • @lalilgoat9005
      @lalilgoat9005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      400th like 💯💯

    • @grawnimo9872
      @grawnimo9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nasty bitch

  • @ashanti8286
    @ashanti8286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11462

    She said, "We love you." Not "I love you." *There's a massive difference.*

    • @LOLAP95
      @LOLAP95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      The amount if people is the only difference.

    • @RCSKITZ
      @RCSKITZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      Ashanti He’s been watching too much porn. He thinks any woman that locks eyes with him and smiles at him, wants to fuck him.

    • @sukiiriinaa
      @sukiiriinaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      @@LOLAP95 That's not true, they have very different meanings. "We love you" is platonic. "I love you" is intimate.

    • @_xxdillydillyxx1_6
      @_xxdillydillyxx1_6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      My fuckin body started fuckin retracting into itself

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@_xxdillydillyxx1_6 you sir had a pure cringe moment because of that clip. Don't worry I did too 😂

  • @TheDantheman12121
    @TheDantheman12121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    That is one weird dude. "We love you" man is already planning the wedding.

    • @CapitaoAmerica737
      @CapitaoAmerica737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I mean, c'mon. You know we all did something like this at least once.

    • @TheDantheman12121
      @TheDantheman12121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@CapitaoAmerica737 You know what i think you are right but just not to this extent. I think 99% of people in his same situation if he thought she was talking about her loving him in that way would not just blurt it out to everyone else until he was 100% sure.

    • @conservativeliberal
      @conservativeliberal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      FoxTail737 yeah when we were 10

    • @asura8495
      @asura8495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tomace We love you Tomace😚❤

    • @Lily-jn1gx
      @Lily-jn1gx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He be thinking if baby names

  • @moopsy311
    @moopsy311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    When Russel called Jeff lord that was the equivalent of calling your teacher mom

    • @wb3635
      @wb3635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      layla Summerhays so true

    • @phantomdaze2599
      @phantomdaze2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Especially since he's black and the host is white.

    • @moopsy311
      @moopsy311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Phantomdaze not funny, didnt laugh

    • @phantomdaze2599
      @phantomdaze2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@moopsy311 Wait, isn't "God" white?

    • @graceforman6418
      @graceforman6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Phantomdaze I don’t think God has a specific color of skin, if anything he looks different in everyone’s eyes.

  • @nicolette2266
    @nicolette2266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2965

    “I’m talking to God, Lord - I mean Jeff”
    That sent me 😂

    • @sashaiscalledsasha
      @sashaiscalledsasha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Absolutely cracked me up 😂

    • @SS-lv6to
      @SS-lv6to 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm watching the rest of the video from my grave

    • @niitram2135
      @niitram2135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ian Fimone 27

    • @God07770
      @God07770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh

    • @svda814
      @svda814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His voice doesn’t really fit him

  • @calebwood1005
    @calebwood1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4197

    It’s not drinking water anymore if he already had his feet in it

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They boil it. Its clean

    • @calebwood1005
      @calebwood1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      BIG CHIVO if you drink water after someone dipped their feet in it, even if they boil it after, that’s disgusting. You can’t boil dirt out of water

    • @nobodynowhere8061
      @nobodynowhere8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Caleb Wood They we’re in a survival challenge which means that they have to use all their materials as efficiently as possible. Water is still drinkable after dipping your feet in it regardless of if you think it’s nasty or not. They could still drink the water afterwards but he had contagious warts which actually is disgusting because it actually infects the water. But anyway water is still drinkable if your feet have been in it as long as it isn’t infested with bacteria or other pathogens.

    • @orangecoyote2398
      @orangecoyote2398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s what im saying. Nasty af

    • @oneshotwolve3246
      @oneshotwolve3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nobodynowhere8061 Nothing you said meant anything obviously the water is drinkable water can't be not drinkable however that water wasn't SAFE TO DRINK and no matter how thirsty they became wouldn't be worth drinking

  • @maddg7471
    @maddg7471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3641

    This isn’t a survival situation, it’s basically high school but in the woods.

    • @tainee
      @tainee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Couldn't describe it better if I tried

    • @WadeWilsonDP
      @WadeWilsonDP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      What this show teaches you is not to trust anyone ever. I've watched almost every season and the idiots who trust easily never win. Parvati is a perfect example of a winner. She flirted with everyone and was never afraid to get her hands dirty screwing them over.

    • @alexd4566
      @alexd4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @InterdimensionalIn a real life-or-death situation, there ain't no time for gossipping. You either work together to survive or die. This programme is nothing more than sensationalist reality TV

    • @alexd4566
      @alexd4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Interdimensional You're talking about communities/societies, I'm talking about spontaneous life-or-death situations like getting trapped on a deserted Island with a bunch of strangers after a plane crash. Big difference

    • @metoo3342
      @metoo3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maddg7471 Not really Charisma gathers the strength of the multiple people vs the Brute Force of one

  • @aidan5503
    @aidan5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    “It pisses me off, but at the same time, logically, I understand” big mood

    • @DarioCaprice
      @DarioCaprice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      When i realize why i dont have a gf

    • @charlesseabury5660
      @charlesseabury5660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sappyboy I feel that

    • @nahomesalt
      @nahomesalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As i was reading you comment he said those lines 😂😂

  • @smitty7326
    @smitty7326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4688

    oh nooooooooo I forgot about the dude at 1:20 with the "we love you" and "I love you." Oh my god, I can't watch it, it's too much cringe.

    • @kylevacca3753
      @kylevacca3753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Smitty Games your full of cringe

    • @itsMegHarding
      @itsMegHarding 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      100% my biggest survivor cringe

    • @c0m4g1bb
      @c0m4g1bb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He wasn't serious

    • @LilerArt
      @LilerArt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Jeff's reaction. Lmao. Gets me every time

    • @nathantoy5711
      @nathantoy5711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agggghhh such cringe

  • @BigSleepyJoeCooking
    @BigSleepyJoeCooking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    I would do very poorly on survivor cause a soon as something cringy happened I would burst out laughing.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Same, I would probably fight someone if they screamed at me everyday. I can't survive for more than a few days so 😂😂😂

    • @yeeyeejuice5747
      @yeeyeejuice5747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Riight!?!? Im goofy as hell I'll bring the whole damn circus lmfaoooo😂😂🎪

    • @BluesClues007
      @BluesClues007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd end up spearing someone who's annoying the shit out of me

    • @Mr_Valentin.
      @Mr_Valentin. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaoooooo, Same

    • @phatsnag
      @phatsnag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thatsEforEveryone No you wouldn't. You wouldn't do anything. You can say you'd do anything over the internet, but i'm sure you've never been in a physical fight in your life.

  • @kevintaylor8144
    @kevintaylor8144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7414

    Did anyone else randomly get this in their recommended?

  • @zpsurvivor
    @zpsurvivor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4014

    The Billy/Candice thing isn’t even cringeworthy to me, it’s iconic and hilarious

    • @brennaoconnor1615
      @brennaoconnor1615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HIIIIIII

    • @keithfletcher7435
      @keithfletcher7435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Debatable...but it’s legendary

    • @ernie4828
      @ernie4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      it's too funny to cringe because I can't stop laughing

    • @Postghost
      @Postghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      What's not cringey about it? This is the sort of situations that defines pure cringe.

    • @andrewjackson2011
      @andrewjackson2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes i love it

  • @Moza-ue8st
    @Moza-ue8st 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    Jeff: "Russel, you're just a guy"

    • @cambed71
      @cambed71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      ...that's built like a gladiator

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      More like a discount Richard Sherman.

    • @radiosky1426
      @radiosky1426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Russel: 🤯

    • @roger_towny_jr
      @roger_towny_jr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Kellen Swanson Disagree. I'd argue he was actually a very effective leader for his tribe in Samoa before he was medi-vacked, and had that not happened, he would have prevented his tribe from cannibalizing themselves into the merge and they wouldn't have crumbled at the drop of Russel H's Idol.

    • @PettyMurphyTV
      @PettyMurphyTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moza Ibrahim he ate that

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3251

    So, Jenn gets no blame for Max's wart in the water even though she told him to put his foot in it?

    • @kylelyle4976
      @kylelyle4976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      revinevan87 she didn’t know he had warts is the thing. The problem wasn’t his feet, he got stung they understand that, but he didn’t even think of the fact that he had a huge wart would be bad for the others.

    • @Emmad172
      @Emmad172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      cshimi nah 😂 but now their water in the future could be infected. Warts are contagious I think she was worried he got his germs up in the pot

    • @x3mskbord
      @x3mskbord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I mean.... even if they knew about the wart, what was the alternative? They just don't put Max's feet in water?

    • @youwhat.
      @youwhat. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      morfowt use another container or pour it

    • @Thatsokayiwaswrong
      @Thatsokayiwaswrong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Her reaction was weird to me too lmao
      Was she going to drink it after he put his feet in it if he hadn't had a wart?
      He got stung by an animal
      It's one pot of water
      You're gonna be okay girlie

  • @jemster38
    @jemster38 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    That Billy Candice thing was cringe at over level 9000!!!

    • @shanesthedude
      @shanesthedude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      My God I remember watching it. I tried to bury myself in the couch but I couldn't!

    • @nanaz1473
      @nanaz1473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr !!

    • @damuni1
      @damuni1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes, but it was hilarious.

    • @wesleyvandeurzen7199
      @wesleyvandeurzen7199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am dying

    • @trevillyan5515
      @trevillyan5515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      My boi Billy looked like a pirate from a gay bar

  • @drewpott
    @drewpott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    Man:admits it's hard for him to tell his gf he loves her because of emotional issues.
    This dude: haha wow cringe

    • @jasongeo2321
      @jasongeo2321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      He did sound like a little bitch

    • @joncokejones9318
      @joncokejones9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Jason Geo facts my mans really out here trying to get symphony

    • @soldier8424
      @soldier8424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I hate people like that

    • @joncokejones9318
      @joncokejones9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lil Soldier boy It’s like how do you except us to reply to that lol

    • @k.turpin1795
      @k.turpin1795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      thereal eht543 sympathy you fuck, he’s not listening to fucking Beethoven.

  • @timschultz2560
    @timschultz2560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    I'm talking to God, Lord - I mean, Jeff!
    Dying xD

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Russell Swan just went off the deep edge after losing that challenge lmao

    • @fabulosobroham
      @fabulosobroham 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Schultz Jeff Kaplan

    • @epicbosscow5258
      @epicbosscow5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Schultz I i

    • @kara0100
      @kara0100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Schultz I'm dead lmaooo

    • @isav9684
      @isav9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We love it when jeff becomes lord

  • @edenfulton6045
    @edenfulton6045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    When that Jamie guy said he would literally MURDER the other guy he was like dead serious :/

    • @jonathanhinojosa9179
      @jonathanhinojosa9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao on everything bro

    • @wauney
      @wauney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep

    • @mrpanda-nr9bf
      @mrpanda-nr9bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao DEAD serious

    • @kaylakay2494
      @kaylakay2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eden Fulton 😭😭

    • @christino3852
      @christino3852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about Shane?? The insane guy that kept on messing with the machete and told somebody he’d break into their house and kill them if they fucked him over.

  • @alina7973
    @alina7973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Billy/Candice romance, still my favourite funny moment on Survivor EVER

    • @aidenheffernan7556
      @aidenheffernan7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about candice and joes relationship though???

    • @shiezo
      @shiezo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidenheffernan7556 you are 2 years late, buddy

    • @beethebard
      @beethebard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Romance"

    • @FernandoAlonso-cj6pr
      @FernandoAlonso-cj6pr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shiezo no. I'M 2 years late

    • @shiezo
      @shiezo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FernandoAlonso-cj6pr bro, I don’t even remember making that comment

  • @maille8485
    @maille8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    “i don’t think he’ll ever be there...unless he’s medicated”
    LMFAOOOO IM DEAD

    • @Dyeddark
      @Dyeddark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      water sheep tbh though I do agree with some of what he said. But not all of it that guys a lil wacko

  • @nutella1757
    @nutella1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "I'm talking to god, Lord"
    "I mean Jeff"
    Jeff confirmed to be our Lord and savior

    • @someguy1515
      @someguy1515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Church of Jeff est. 2019

    • @beethebard
      @beethebard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Praise be!

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeff does seem to have an almost God-like presence on the show...so it's understandable.

  • @MusicByEdith
    @MusicByEdith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    7:41 why she look like Jake Gyllenhaal right there

    • @maxwellbarnhart1375
      @maxwellbarnhart1375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Oh fuck I clicked that timestamp and immediately cracked up

    • @victoriamarie6896
      @victoriamarie6896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The funniest shit ever 😂😂😂

    • @reggie6871
      @reggie6871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      why are you right *WHY ARE YOU RIGHT*

    • @EddieMachetti
      @EddieMachetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lol those eyes

    • @hannamorales4530
      @hannamorales4530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lolololol so true

  • @MoonHawk98
    @MoonHawk98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    6:08 I think her question was supposed to be “is this a genuine facet of your personality outside of the game or was it just manipulation” but I also think that lady just wanted to hook up with Parvati

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you even mean

    • @anjunxis
      @anjunxis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      she said in an interview that she was already gonna vote for parvati 100% and wanted to prove to the jury that parv was able to answer even really awkward questions,,, but even parvati said that she thought nat was just trying to shoot her shot😭 with the way she talked about parvati all season i wouldn’t be surprised

  • @animeg1452
    @animeg1452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    Russell annoys me so much. The fact that he calls himself a perfect being and is never suppose to fail is ridiculous! Nobody's perfect, dude! You can only do so much!

    • @andrewbrennan8446
      @andrewbrennan8446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      AnimeFreak21 as a Christian I️ get annoyed with people like that who get it wrong and make Christians look dumb

    • @andrewbrennan8446
      @andrewbrennan8446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      AnimeFreak21 not only that but God says himself that even though he is perfect his creations are not but still love them unconditionally

    • @shaneblack8766
      @shaneblack8766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BY HIS LOGIC EVERYONE SHOULD WIN

    • @lashaunbeazer9264
      @lashaunbeazer9264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He has the attitude of a fucking winner. I don't believe in God, But I feel I should never fail. And do my best in anything I do.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lashaunbeazer9264 But when you do fail, do you accept it or do you throw a hissy fit?

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “We love you”
    Omg she loves me?
    “I love you”

  • @corenzz
    @corenzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Why is this so addicting.

    • @datgamerwolf5539
      @datgamerwolf5539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CorenZ lmao i know right, i’ve been watching these videos non stop.

    • @daniellep3230
      @daniellep3230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      CorenZ ikr I don’t even watch the show

    • @collinz126
      @collinz126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Danielle me too lol

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CorenZ ikr I don’t even watch survivor lol

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I start at one...meaning to watch one...and then watch 5 in a row too. You know why it is? Because we're experiencing schadenfreude. We're enjoying these cringy moments because we've had our own and enjoy seeing other people in similar circumstances, or just enjoy seeing people humbled because we're not the ones having to go through it.

  • @RandomMr411
    @RandomMr411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Part 5
    0:00 Worlds Apart (S30)
    1:14 Cook Islands (S13)
    3:35 Cambodia (S31)
    4:02 Vanuatu (S9)
    4:53 Philippines (S25)
    6:09 Micronesia (S16)
    7:21 The Amazon (S6)
    8:37 Guatemala (S11)
    10:37 Caramoan (S26)
    10:58 Worlds Apart (S30)
    11:40 One World (S24)
    12:27 Cook Islands (S13)
    13:37 Millennials vs. Gen X (S33)
    Ur welcome

  • @dontyellatmeimsoft886
    @dontyellatmeimsoft886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    were they planning on drinking the water after he put his feet into it anyway??????

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No which is why they were upset. It was their drinking water and now they couldnt drink it..

    • @Faxy95
      @Faxy95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Imight Realperson you know boiling the water on the next run or two would completely eliminate any germs or anything contagious right? God damn.

    • @fraggrenade7192
      @fraggrenade7192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imight Realperson fuckers can’t even start a fire and put water into a boiling pot is what I understand. Lol I bet it takes so long for them. It takes me 5 minutes to do that depending where the water is

    • @Faxy95
      @Faxy95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Imight Realperson but you still have to think about it.
      I don't even know what you mean lol you have to think about all things you moron, not my fault you aren't smart enough to clean water. World health recommends bringing it to a rolling boil for at least 1 minute but your dumb ass didn't know that.

    • @mahanx6
      @mahanx6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imight Right now u sound like you’re 6 years old, it psychologically bothers you?!
      It psychologically didn’t bother anyone, they’re in the wild thats the last thing they give a fuck about.

  • @loganroy3381
    @loganroy3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Honestly, Erik handing over the idol was the best move he could've made. Finding an idol in front of everyone makes it worthless. He put that target straight on Andrea, who was subsequently voted out for having an idol.

    • @itzwakk335
      @itzwakk335 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah in a secret scene he acknowledged what he did and it made sense from his perspective

    • @ajl9772
      @ajl9772 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      100% agree. Besides, the point of them being there was to find the idol with Andrea's clue. She didn't have to share it with them. In her mind they were there to help her. Him holding it would have just made an enemy of her and anyone who wanted the idol out of the game.

  • @yalihanna5140
    @yalihanna5140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Jeff Probst's face a 6:27 is priceless. I had to pause the video so I could cry with laughter.

    • @timschultz2560
      @timschultz2560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think he actually rolled his eyes xD

    • @jayburleson1367
      @jayburleson1367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've watched that moment maybe 4 or 5 times in a row now. It's perfect.

    • @Chaotic_Observer
      @Chaotic_Observer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      •|_|•

  • @samparker5488
    @samparker5488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I loved it when Russell called Probst lord lol

    • @RaphaelBas1995
      @RaphaelBas1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sam Parker That is pretty funny Lord, I mean Sam!

    • @samparker5488
      @samparker5488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Raphael Basile lmao

    • @sdarden918
      @sdarden918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love your profile picture

    • @willyevans2352
      @willyevans2352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My fiance and I regularly quote this. "Yes, Lord...I mean Jeff"

  • @mustafakuloglu771
    @mustafakuloglu771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Eager Turtle, how does preparing these videos resonate in your bedroom?

    • @paradoxyt1851
      @paradoxyt1851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      lmaoo that chick had a huge crush on parvarti

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@paradoxyt1851 hell my gay ass did to, and I don't even like girls! 🤣😂

    • @doctordeath2551
      @doctordeath2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      First Class Experience I don’t know why I found this funny

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doctordeath2551 lmao 💀😭😂

    • @Blankman_93
      @Blankman_93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

  • @akufromthefuture7159
    @akufromthefuture7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    That lil smile he had to himself after telling her he loved her was so genuinely .. off.
    The guy is weird

    • @jordanhoward9362
      @jordanhoward9362 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aku From the future this made me laugh so hard

  • @kendyll8483
    @kendyll8483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    The thing with Spencer wasn’t cringey. Some people have an emotional guard up, and I totally understand that. Some people feel love slower than others. Survivor changed him though

    • @brandengarcia3636
      @brandengarcia3636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facts

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fr, grew that boy up real quick 😂😂😂

    • @shambolicrhetoric6143
      @shambolicrhetoric6143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I think the cringe was that his g/f would inevitably watch him say that in front of the entire world (which is humiliating) at some point.

    • @AngysDream
      @AngysDream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      him and carmella(his ex he was talking about) sadly broke up. i think his new gf name is kelsey oh or something like that

    • @yeeyeejuice5747
      @yeeyeejuice5747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right I love my siblings/family but due to a complicated and troubled relationship with my father I cannot tell anyone I love them . I never really had anyone tell me that growing up so not only its a shock when people say it to me but it legit almost disgusts me. I show people i love them doing certain things

  • @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan
    @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Alicia's speech was the most cringeworthy speech ever in Survivor.
    "I had more chances of winning than ANY OF YOU" who the fuck talks like that? I can only imagine how unbearable the Alicia/Tarzan/Christina f3 would have been

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Probably even worse than a Rodney/Will/Dan final 3 because in retrospect, I could live with Rodney winning the game. Alicia and Tarzan were just nuts and god bless Christina she's a nice person but she was just there.

    • @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan
      @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      vaporterra The worst part is Alicia would probably win that f3

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can see that, but I also get the feeling the guys could easily go middle finger after being pagonged by the women, and they along with Kat vote for Tarzan. But objectively, although Tarzan did have some inklings of strategy mixed in with his eccentricity, Alicia at least had more of a strategic game.

    • @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan
      @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      vaporterra The guys would never vote for Tarzan, they all hated him more than they hated Colton. He flipped to the women's alliance and they all blame him for their downfalls.

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's also fair. IMO Tarzan deserves some of the blame but Tarzan had a possible path to the final 3 if Sabrina or Chelsea would dethrone Kim. Also, every guy except for Jonas blindly trusted the women. Troyzan realized this as well but it was too little too late.

  • @expohshappyhour1460
    @expohshappyhour1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    F for my man Billy, a fallen brother to the friend zone

    • @johnnyskeleton1556
      @johnnyskeleton1556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel bad

    • @expohshappyhour1460
      @expohshappyhour1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnnyskeleton1556 me too bro, it's hard to watch

    • @michaelatigifagu3238
      @michaelatigifagu3238 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @doncaesar712
      @doncaesar712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Na she’s way out of his league she he should know where he stands when it comes to looks

    • @exaltedalpha2610
      @exaltedalpha2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Friend zone isn’t even a thing lol she don’t owe him anything. What kinda beta bullshit is this 😂

  • @thewigon
    @thewigon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The first guy says his love story like of he was a high school girl talking about her first love. Lmao

  • @TheMurrmursonbottle
    @TheMurrmursonbottle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "you'd be shitting bricks right now"
    kim just nods because she knows she's getting them jury votes

    • @thepower_6680
      @thepower_6680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheMurrmursonbottle That was the worst season with the worst winner

    • @serbianbeyonder3847
      @serbianbeyonder3847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thepower_6680 honestly it wasn't Kim's fault everyone sucked except her

    • @loganbrown6987
      @loganbrown6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is late af but Kim is probably the best winner of survivor she basically controlled everyone in the game if you went up to anyone in the final 9 and asked who they trusted the most all but troyzan would say Kim

  • @kalobblack8513
    @kalobblack8513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “I’m talkin’ na’ God, Lord. I mean, Jeff.”

  • @mariahpotoka3964
    @mariahpotoka3964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The spencer Jeremy moment was taken out of context...that was a beautiful scene

  • @thejasosei
    @thejasosei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    “he’s got a planters wart the size of a qUaRtEr”

    • @mattm8108
      @mattm8108 ปีที่แล้ว

      Game Changer

  • @buddyboyfella516
    @buddyboyfella516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Me on survivor: “hey look guys I dug a hole”

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Salt Water literally does the same shit without having to boil it.

    • @Ady00pk
      @Ady00pk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Actually salt acts as an antiseptic. So it's even better as a disinfectant than fresh water 💧

    • @the_jones528
      @the_jones528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Ady00pk As a matter of fact, that's correct. Oh my god they did this for NO REASON.

  • @nelsdanburg5407
    @nelsdanburg5407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The Spencer and Jeremy scene was far from cringeworthy. I thought it was really sweet and relatable, and it was great to see Spencer open up like that. I might be biased because it's something I feel I personally struggle with as well, just not quite that to extent.

    • @rengokusfox
      @rengokusfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he didn’t say that to open up, he said that to flex he’s “emotionally unavailable” and can’t be beat

    • @TheNatertot
      @TheNatertot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rengokusfox that's 100% not accurate, he even opens up to his girlfriend and tells her he loves her because he's trying to grow as a person, like right after that conversation. So that can't actually be true

    • @Hussemo
      @Hussemo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNatertot It's weeks later, but yeah

  • @bailey2866
    @bailey2866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Why isn't Jeff's face at 1:30 a meme?

    • @burgerflipper2494
      @burgerflipper2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bailey so true

    • @alexandraray3023
      @alexandraray3023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When you miss a day of school and get told everything you missed
      1:30

  • @hellopeople5600
    @hellopeople5600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “I fell in love in this game love at first sight”😂That shit was funny

  • @doctordeath2551
    @doctordeath2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    0:41 was she still planning on drinking that water?

    • @devine532
      @devine532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Melcome Jordan technically all they have to do is boil it again and all the bacteria dies.

    • @iLikePotato3s
      @iLikePotato3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. I don’t get why you all think that lmao. They use that pot FOR drinking water, that’s why she kept saying that. It’s just grossing her out that he has a wart when they use that pot for drinking water

    • @ac2000100
      @ac2000100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dominus Providebit lol it was one girl that told him to put his feet in not the whole tribes decision so the girl that thought it was disgusting clearly didn't agree with the whole feet in drinking water pot 😂

    • @iLikePotato3s
      @iLikePotato3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alfie - People are so dumb lmao...like did they not pay attention to the FIRST MINUTE of the video??

    • @ac2000100
      @ac2000100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iLikePotato3s ikr lol

  • @spyrospanag9091
    @spyrospanag9091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    im a guy who was formed by gods hands...a perfect creature.THATS MY GO TO LINE FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS HAHAHA

    • @hashbrown7845
      @hashbrown7845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spyros Panag I was gonna do the excellence one 😂

  • @fsemuit
    @fsemuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “I’m talking to God Lord, I mean Jeff!” 😂😂😂

  • @juls41056
    @juls41056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "maybe the botox isn't working." Lol at least he's honest.

  • @mustafakuloglu771
    @mustafakuloglu771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Alicia sis... The delusion is real.

  • @chrislmaoo
    @chrislmaoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Hello brothers and sisters of the TH-cam recommended

    • @eagerturtle4791
      @eagerturtle4791  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you ever watch Survivor stuff or is it a completely random suggestion?

    • @chrislmaoo
      @chrislmaoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eager Turtle completely random

    • @eagerturtle4791
      @eagerturtle4791  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrislmaoo The TH-cam algorithm is weird I guess 🤷‍♂️ Survivor is a fun show though!

    • @GetCareless
      @GetCareless 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @assviolatorist
      @assviolatorist 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi brother. I kinda love the randomness of TH-cam.

  • @tanyakwankis
    @tanyakwankis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    It's a weird thing for me I kinda get the dude who said he hasnt said to his girlfriend he loves her, and I kinda understand? Cause like... My first bf it took a lot out of me to say that, cause I think the relationship was forced, and I didn't feel comfortable saying it to others than my family.

    • @mtnd02.06
      @mtnd02.06 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it was too early, or if you weren't ready to say it then yeah, it's fine that you didn't want to say it.

    • @adrenaline1583
      @adrenaline1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its better to say it when you mean it then say it and not mean it just for the other persons benefit. So yeah I get

  • @knightdriven4202
    @knightdriven4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ha
    You guys all bond round the fire while I'm out there by myself, so today you lot go out there and I'll sit round the fire....by myself

  • @TheMurrmursonbottle
    @TheMurrmursonbottle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    natalie's flirt speech wasn't that bad lol it was confusing but i just think she already knew who she was voting for and didn't have anything crazy to say so she came up with something she wanted to be funny on the spot

    • @200mccsa
      @200mccsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The first time I watched it as a tween it went completely over my head. Watched the season again a couple of years ago and was like "ooooohhhh THAT'S what she was getting at". lol

    • @sasha-vx5rd
      @sasha-vx5rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@200mccsa what was she getting at

    • @sachagirard3736
      @sachagirard3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sasha-vx5rd she wanted to know if the flirting was more than just strategy i think

    • @ChefofWar33
      @ChefofWar33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think she liked her. ✂✂ ;)

  • @SceptilePetile
    @SceptilePetile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Russel had a serious “Kanye moment” with that whole rant about being a perfect being

  • @y4r1o6
    @y4r1o6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    1:17 boys on the first day of middle school

  • @TheMurrmursonbottle
    @TheMurrmursonbottle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    love it when Russell screams at God 😩😍

    • @brucedutton9361
      @brucedutton9361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      TheMurrmursonbottle um ok thats fucking weird

    • @VitaEmerald324
      @VitaEmerald324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best 2 season arc.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brucedutton9361 hey let them have their kink

  • @warnacokelat
    @warnacokelat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    watching Survivor as a kid and watching Survivor when you're old is like discovering all the adult jokes in old kids cartoon.

  • @sirslaughter2092
    @sirslaughter2092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    They are less worried about survival and more concerned about how they look on camera

  • @bdavid19922
    @bdavid19922 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I'm talking to God, lord....I mean Jeff" had my dying 😂😂😂

  • @TheChance98
    @TheChance98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "My prize was that I, I, I fell in love, I, I, fell in love in this game" Iconic

  • @queenjene8095
    @queenjene8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I’m talking to God, Lord.... I mean.. Jeff”. GETS ME EVERY TIME 😂😂😂😂

  • @zachsmart8569
    @zachsmart8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:13 - the Billy "I love you" incident is one of the most funny/cringe scenes in survivor history

  • @abigailaguilera1149
    @abigailaguilera1149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    awwww but Spencer’s told Marcela that he loved her during the loved ones visit!!!! that made me tear up!!! 😭😭

  • @hens8943
    @hens8943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Where do they find these people?? Gosh..

  • @joshuaellery6167
    @joshuaellery6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    She was still planning on drinking water after he put his feet in?

    • @GoldenGod69
      @GoldenGod69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      joshua ellery right what a nasty bitch

    • @iLikePotato3s
      @iLikePotato3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think so

    • @maxkeane2545
      @maxkeane2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No you idiot but the fact he’s putting his warty feet in the water pot they have to drink from

    • @zacharijames447
      @zacharijames447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Keane And??? u act like they cant just clean it and plus the bacteria dies from the heat regardless. Lol but u here callin people idiots

    • @sosa_moody4674
      @sosa_moody4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zachari James my guy that’s worse then an bacteria that’s an fucking Virus..so it gon to be much hard then just “heating” it...

  • @rim7115
    @rim7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "You lead him on Candace" 😂😂😂

  • @MMCLLC7
    @MMCLLC7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45 I love how the planters wart is what made the water undrinkable, but just SOAKING THE FEET IN IT was totally fine with everybody

  • @devanbeaty3373
    @devanbeaty3373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "I am trying to have feelings" bch what are u? A robot name Sophia?

  • @alex.is.lame.
    @alex.is.lame. ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I will never not laugh at Alicia being so delusional about her game.

  • @alexandrabolton
    @alexandrabolton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Penners jaw drop with the whole I love you situation cracked me up 😂

  • @abhainnxv
    @abhainnxv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nothing will top Russell accidentally calling Jeff "Lord".

  • @Mango-qc1zw
    @Mango-qc1zw ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Russel thinking he a prophet is hilarious

  • @luv.georgie5047
    @luv.georgie5047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jeff’s face when Billy started talking about Candace is priceless

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first time I saw that scene when Deena says "I was talking about her" I was dying 😂 man I really wish Deena would've played again

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm talking to God, lord. I mean Jeff."

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:36 tbf.. I didn't even really notice until just now (and I've seen this scene at least a dozen times) but Erik doesn't exactly "hand over" the idol to Andrea. He finds it and holds it up like "look guys, I got it!" and Andrea just reaches over and takes it...? How rude, first of all..

  • @brokenpikachu9491
    @brokenpikachu9491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I love you”
    The look on his face and the music that plays. It’s like he’s going “my life is complete”

  • @SOGBarak
    @SOGBarak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They Acting like they were still going to drink the water After he had his feet soaking in it but The *Wart* somehow ruined it

  • @trebvvv
    @trebvvv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Eh, the Spencer moment wasn't that cringe.

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It was actually kind of funny. Spencer's like the fraternity dweeb or computer science geek that's discovering feelings for the first time.

    • @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan
      @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      TrVe I thought it was a cute moment. Although that could just me being biased since I'm total trash for nerds like Spencer.

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like when you catch feelings for the first time seeing your future boyfriend or girlfriend.

    • @raymaxxTV
      @raymaxxTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      imo, it was the cringiest of all. "i'm trying to have feelings." what human being says that???

    • @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan
      @xoxoRachelZegerSuperfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      raymaxxTV He is just not used to feeling love so it was overwhelming

  • @TheTruthPenguin
    @TheTruthPenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:35
    That hurt even my soul. She took the biggest assumption and made an ass of herself lol.

  • @romabrew99
    @romabrew99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'd like to see a season where everyone has to take MDMA and see the way they interact

    • @user-ol3sr3dq7s
      @user-ol3sr3dq7s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just did mdma on Friday and it’s now Sunday and I still feel like shit so fuck that

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-ol3sr3dq7s different experience for everyone, not that I have any experience but I'd try it once or twice tbh

    • @user-ol3sr3dq7s
      @user-ol3sr3dq7s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sagnik Mukherjee yeah try it if you wish but make sure you have activities to do the next couple days after or you will just be depressed and sit in bed

    • @Boulderair
      @Boulderair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-ol3sr3dq7s lmao serotonin depletions a bitch. Might not bounce back either

    • @TheArcticSpartan
      @TheArcticSpartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, fuck that. LSD.

  • @kylepsydelic8802
    @kylepsydelic8802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I feel like a survivor just watching this video.

  • @Mjdecker1234
    @Mjdecker1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So is this like a survival Bachelorette? Like another show you find a date on? Lol.

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what is so unique about this show.. this is the only show (that I know of) where they are actually stranded and malnourished and suffering from heat exhaustion and God knows what else.. so ofc everyone is gonna have crazy freak out moments or at least moments where they're just.. off lol and honestly I would imagine it doesn't take very long for the affects to set in.

  • @d4rksol123
    @d4rksol123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I feel like you guys are unified because you all hang here, and I go out there... today Im gonna hang here and let you guys go out there" ..... erm... doesnt really solve the 'you' and 'me' problem does it ?

  • @jaredmitchener9175
    @jaredmitchener9175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “I’m talking to God, Lord. I mean Jeff.”

  • @westendlolo3313
    @westendlolo3313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I would have been pissed too see bro putting his feet in our drinking water

  • @XxheymoonxX
    @XxheymoonxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These cringe comps are great! Thanks for refreshing content.

  • @bertoman1990
    @bertoman1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    At least Survivor series in PornHub isn't cringy at all as this

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Russel smashing pots and talking to himself isn't even cringey it's just funny lmao

  • @MamaMaybell
    @MamaMaybell 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kingpin? With pawns? Is she clashing bowling with chess? 🤔

  • @frederickschiller2185
    @frederickschiller2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh god I feel so bad for billy. He must live in constant torment.

  • @ClamSword
    @ClamSword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You’re just a guy” -Jeff Probst to Russell Swan 😂🤣

  • @crapolaist
    @crapolaist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    lol when penner throws a pebble at russell

  • @Bendrix27
    @Bendrix27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The cringiest video so far, and unfortunately I know that there is plenty more material for this series, so keep them coming, can't stop the cringe. 😉

  • @eddieshannon6880
    @eddieshannon6880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I tried to keep watching during the first live part, but that “god made me the perfect man scene took me out with how cringe it was lmao

  • @lucianSom
    @lucianSom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "im talking to God lord, i mean Jeff"
    LMAO i cant stop laughing