The WORST Girlfriend EVER. 🤡

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  • @RebalD
    @RebalD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2832

    Merch Store: bit.ly/3arCuVb
    *What's your deal breaker when finding someone?*

    • @SizzyCow
      @SizzyCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I dunno

    • @alyxiananicole
      @alyxiananicole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      telling me what to wear or who i can talk to

    • @noobdiyt2504
      @noobdiyt2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      👁👄👁i don't trust anybody

    • @valencia878
      @valencia878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I have zero standards 🖐️😒

    • @Mayshay
      @Mayshay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You...

  • @eli-chan6908
    @eli-chan6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8963

    Rebal: screaming about his singleness
    Rebal: giving relationship advice about communication

    • @lindavel43
      @lindavel43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Coaches don't play

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Some of the healthiest men out there that end up being the best bf’s, then fiancé’s, then husbands are men who didn’t have a relationship for a very long time. Not all men (obviously...some become incels or something less drastic) but they are those who spend time learning from others mistakes in relationships and often take relationships more seriously and not making any of those mistakes. They often become great communicators and are more loyal and caring, I truly think Rebel D will end up being one of these men!

    • @thehamsterarmy2380
      @thehamsterarmy2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *while him saying he's socially awkward*

    • @parmis_aliya354
      @parmis_aliya354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The single friend that gives good relationship advice

    • @layanalshami5947
      @layanalshami5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hhhahahahahahahahahahhahaahahha

  • @gaurangikhera9595
    @gaurangikhera9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10567

    Dharman should literally hire rebal..he endorses this brand like hellll...

  • @cassia2399
    @cassia2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4251

    My brother got on one knee to give his girlfriend a necklace, then later on the same date night he pretended to drop something behind her, and while she picked it up he knelt once more for the actual ring.

    • @nuhaslife04
      @nuhaslife04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Im your 100 likes

    • @comfysnow7844
      @comfysnow7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      im getting second hand wholesomeness rn

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      That's some good setup for surprise right there.

    • @delicatementrose
      @delicatementrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      awww that's super adorable :((

    • @biancakerr5121
      @biancakerr5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      that's sweet

  • @shreevladimirmodi196
    @shreevladimirmodi196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    How to recognize Dhar mans video
    1. *There is no video without them saying “so you see"*
    2. *after all drama the villain and the good person gonna meet again* *(most of the time at parking lot)*
    3. *And The end is always regret*
    4. *The title is always lives in regret*

    • @hadilmzoughi9498
      @hadilmzoughi9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      “It’s not about the outside it’s about the inside”

    • @Soph3_08
      @Soph3_08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ARMYY

    • @shreevladimirmodi196
      @shreevladimirmodi196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Soph3_08 hi 💜

    • @Soph3_08
      @Soph3_08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shreevladimirmodi196 hiii 💜

    • @shella9799
      @shella9799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TREUEUUEUE

  • @31dolls11
    @31dolls11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    ㅤDeeznuts

    • @noobdiyt2504
      @noobdiyt2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He's taken by
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Patrica(us)🥱

    • @kalyasaify
      @kalyasaify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's accurate on many levels lol

    • @someiggashit8654
      @someiggashit8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is dating dasha taran and they are keeping it lowkey

    • @softie1109
      @softie1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@someiggashit8654 what -

    • @coldfire9937
      @coldfire9937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someiggashit8654 😬😬😬😬😥😥😥😥😶😶😶😑😑😑

  • @noobdiyt2504
    @noobdiyt2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3173

    No one :
    Rebal: 👉🎧👂👁👄👁👂

  • @yeetforever717
    @yeetforever717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2898

    Rebal : *trashes dharr Mann*
    Also Rebal: WHY ARE THEY GIVING SSSNIPERWOLF A ROLE AND NOT ME *ANGER INTENSIFIES*

    • @tommyvercettithethird711
      @tommyvercettithethird711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I m u

    • @yeetforever717
      @yeetforever717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 who are you? To miss me 😂

    • @tommyvercettithethird711
      @tommyvercettithethird711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yeetforever717 nah not you lol. Someone who probably will read the replies of top comments of this channel. Damn why can't people of this channel just ignore me lol

    • @yeetforever717
      @yeetforever717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 idk 🤷‍♂️ maybe you just have free attention I mean you’re the one who wanted to get roasted by Rebal D so you want attention lmao 😂

    • @tommyvercettithethird711
      @tommyvercettithethird711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yeetforever717 nah I prefer dying

  • @xemerald_amuletx3534
    @xemerald_amuletx3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    "I got you a little something!"
    "Aww what is it?"
    "A turd, to match your personality."

  • @Imrly_bored07
    @Imrly_bored07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Can we talk about the fact she could’ve explained by saying that maybe the test was wrong and came back positive when it wasn’t-? Like- that’s such a valid explanation

    • @Imrly_bored07
      @Imrly_bored07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Why’d she even give him the pregnancy test when there was a chance he could find out 😭🤚

    • @ki8743
      @ki8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yo😂

    • @Em-ui9ll
      @Em-ui9ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That's what I was thinking. I refuse to believe people like these exist

    • @estherpace
      @estherpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      exactly my thoughts 🦧

    • @chidoruq
      @chidoruq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME

  • @geexy
    @geexy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

    You are so productive omg-

  • @amyangel5196
    @amyangel5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6471

    Why isn't she proposing to him if she wants to get married so bad?

    • @girlwithapearlearring4522
      @girlwithapearlearring4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      @@kissykiss6820 why not loll

    • @ashfarzana653
      @ashfarzana653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      @@kissykiss6820 tbh I mean... if wanna get married to the guy so bad I’m buying a sword and asking him to get on one knee and be like YOU ARE NOW SIR MY-FIANCÉ-A-LOT

    • @kissykiss6820
      @kissykiss6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@ashfarzana653 that's hilarious

    • @kinedj699
      @kinedj699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      amora kissaki women can propose to men my guy 😗

    • @clariekathyho238
      @clariekathyho238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      @@kissykiss6820 wdym? It's an old fashioned belief and if you wanna cling onto outdated mindsets then you might as well get married off and stop working cuz you're a women. There's nothing wrong with waiting for the guy to propose but she was obviously desperate and lying out of her ass to get married so why can't she do it herself?

  • @mochi.puffball6588
    @mochi.puffball6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "It's not what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside"
    That classic line triggers me everytime

    • @karinasilva-xw3ld
      @karinasilva-xw3ld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was kinda hoping he would make a joke out of it and say it’s about how he makes up for it in *other* ways

    • @hamdiyazid200
      @hamdiyazid200 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why though?

  • @SzaSzischannel
    @SzaSzischannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    I refuse to believe that people like the second girl exist...

    • @tommyvercettithethird711
      @tommyvercettithethird711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      People like my bfff don't exist.

    • @shunkaidou8471
      @shunkaidou8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 SAME NEJSJSKSJ

    • @lindavel43
      @lindavel43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      My friend who is 5'1 refuses to give any guy that is not at least 6' a chance....She went out with a 5'9 guy and said she doesn't like him because he is short...

    • @fourdarkdevasofdestruction3961
      @fourdarkdevasofdestruction3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@lindavel43 omg.... that’s messed up.

    • @ki8743
      @ki8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@lindavel43 Wtf. Thats so stupid. I just want a guy a little taller than me. Im 5'3, I wouldn't mind dating someone 5'4.

  • @issanomaly
    @issanomaly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    "He knows how to touch you"
    "Girl"
    Bish what, you said it not me stop blaming me for everything😂😂😂😂

    • @ree-t7e
      @ree-t7e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol 🤣

    • @shunkaidou8471
      @shunkaidou8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 lol

    • @gabbie2447
      @gabbie2447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 tf lmao

    • @fourdarkdevasofdestruction3961
      @fourdarkdevasofdestruction3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 what the...? You okay? Like the other comment was a joke but are you ok? If you need help you can tell me. We’ll talk if you want..?

    • @tara._.9869
      @tara._.9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 are you okay?

  • @absolutelyridiculous6743
    @absolutelyridiculous6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Bruh. Faking a pregnancy to get a proposal/keep a man is deplorable.

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ryan D Men need more protection from this crap, period! I vote if your woman says she's pregnant, it is mandatory that men attend all essential appointments unless they sign off on parental rights asap...!

    • @springcrystal3031
      @springcrystal3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@absolutelyridiculous6743 more protection?? I think the protection is the no kid showing up in 9 months.

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@springcrystal3031 I meant more protection in the court system. So many men are getting screwed over. It disgusts me as a woman. The laws favor the mothers in most instances, screwing over the poor souls who were cheated on. Even after disproving paternity a man will be liable to pay child support if he was married to the woman during the time of birth or was not present and his name was put on the birth certificate. The second one happened to a friend of mine, I have no idea how but it cost him several thousand dollars in court fees to negate.

    • @springcrystal3031
      @springcrystal3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@absolutelyridiculous6743 tf does any of that have to do with someone faking a pregnancy. If you want agree/want all that then good, fine, whatever. But stay on topic, you're just being confusing

    • @ritabos7162
      @ritabos7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not just faking. But some women get pregnant on purpose just to get a ring in their finger. It’s absolutely disgusting.

  • @haia4523
    @haia4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    "I didnt think it would get this far"
    **Girl- I think he would know when 9 months pass and there is no baby**

    • @nikitagaur4117
      @nikitagaur4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DJrosevalentine
      @DJrosevalentine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There was a girl that went to our school who faked a pregnancy and faked a miscarriage just to keep her boyfriend. Its both sad and disgusting how this actually happens

    • @kohanaafuola6511
      @kohanaafuola6511 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Damn 💀​@@DJrosevalentine

  • @nincompoop9976
    @nincompoop9976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4134

    **"Elizabeth and I are pregnant"**
    wait, he's pregna- 😳

    • @cherryblossom1300
      @cherryblossom1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      🤣😂

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @severus Snape they have always said it like that... "we're expecting a child" or "we're with child" or "we have a bun in the oven". Its more modern to say "(persons name) is pregnant", cause only one person is pregnant

    • @layanalshami5947
      @layanalshami5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@nadiar.4638 I don’t mean to be rude but no need to RUIN the joke

    • @soullessbody7924
      @soullessbody7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂🤣 I'm dead

  • @taelicious
    @taelicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4425

    Rushed here to get roasted

    • @kayathilee7461
      @kayathilee7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Hey armyy💜

    • @ME-ny1bu
      @ME-ny1bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Oww army u here too😂😂😂💜💜💜
      Single ✌😭💜💜

    • @kayathilee7461
      @kayathilee7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Is it even a surprise that army's are single??😭

    • @sarv6151
      @sarv6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ur youtube profile page is how I felt

    • @dynamitebts4454
      @dynamitebts4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Army 🥺

  • @choiya
    @choiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    guys, calm down. he’s not single because no one ‘likes’ him, it’s because obvi no one fits in his standards !!

  • @kadicow7388
    @kadicow7388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Rebal: Engagements are supposed to be about surprising and genuine.
    Also Rebal: Tell your partner you're going to propose before you do!

    • @neerajsharma3541
      @neerajsharma3541 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @babygoeshardinthepaint
      @babygoeshardinthepaint 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      you can have a conversation about marriage and whether a person wanna do that with you WITHOUT telling them you going to propose..

  • @pa9615
    @pa9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    "You dont look healthy" literally im sick right now lmao

    • @RebalD
      @RebalD  4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Get well soon!

    • @pa9615
      @pa9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@RebalD aww thanks!😁

    • @dheyagovender221
      @dheyagovender221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 😭😭😭😂

    • @unripeyarrowroot1182
      @unripeyarrowroot1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 Yes it does count. Don't worry you're definitely gonna get through it. Just hold on!❤️

    • @laylanaanderson9110
      @laylanaanderson9110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tommyvercettithethird711 in my book yes bc same

  • @rosettastoned3567
    @rosettastoned3567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Few years ago, I had a feeling my ex was about to propose, and I told him- "don't do something you're going to regret". He knew I didn't want to get married, cause I told him that multiple times. So we were attending his friend's wedding abroad and proposed in front of 250 strangers after pouring alcohol in my glass the whole evening. I was so overwhelmed, drunk and confused. I felt so cornered and caught of guard and couldn't say no at the time. 2 years passed and I couldn't take it anymore, I got depressed, had anxieties and insomnia from being constantly pressured by him to get married and have kids by the age of 30 (I was 27). So I finally decided to end the relationship. Today, I feel so relieved and happy I made that choice. Don't be like me, don't let anyone try to manipulate you doing something you don't want to do.

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      In glad you finally ended it. It probably should been ended by him as well, a long time ago.
      As someone who does want to get married and have kids, if I start seriously dating someone who doesn't, that is my responsibility to end it at some point. The values dont align. I should know better.

    • @itazuranakisu
      @itazuranakisu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      That’s why I feel public proposals are manipulative “power moves” when the other person doesn’t want to get married or the proposal wasn’t discussed especially if the person doesn’t like public proposals. It’s incredibly selfish and puts the other person (being proposed to) in an awful position because most people blame that person for accepting the proposal rather than fault the person who proposed.

    • @beingpauline6526
      @beingpauline6526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wow... Your story seems like a story from a movie. (BTW I'm not trying to be rude, it's just I imagined the whole scenario and seems such a movie kind) 😅😅

    • @pettylilthing
      @pettylilthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      To be honest, your ex should have ended the relationship a long time ago, if he wanted to get married and have kids and you didn’t, I don’t understand why he I didn’t just break it off, there’s no use in trying to make someone do what you don’t wanna do. And if you guys wanted different things he should have just broke it off instead of tryna make you get married to him.

    • @beingpauline6526
      @beingpauline6526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@pettylilthing I think same thing applies on her as well. She could've broken it off. Also, I think they should've discussed this matter openly and if they had different opinions on this matter, they should break it off. Marriage is not a small thing, it ties your whole life, so this shouldn't be taken lightly.

  • @emilysingleterry5822
    @emilysingleterry5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    Rebal: Gives solid relationship advice
    also Rebal: *single*

    • @mirosruiz5511
      @mirosruiz5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      All us singles relate 🤣

    • @ognjenradanovic1256
      @ognjenradanovic1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean you can be single and know what's up you can talk to other people who are in relationship about relationship they can give you solid advice.

    • @valentinamihalciuc
      @valentinamihalciuc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      coaches don’t play

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think the loneliest people give the best relationship advice, and not only the romantic kind. I never even kissed someone (& won't soon bc I dislike small talk and phone calls), but lots of folks tell me I'm so wise.

    • @tashalouis9650
      @tashalouis9650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mirosruiz5511 yesssss lmao cause we know better 😂😂😂

  • @shirameghnagi4667
    @shirameghnagi4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    damn she couldve made it sound like it was a false positive... if she had just got rid of the test, the doctor wouldve concluded that it was just a false positive. those things happen al the time. if youre gonna lie, do a good job lmao

    • @conymadrid7819
      @conymadrid7819 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or straight up, don't lie(?)😅😅

  • @Greentea1.o
    @Greentea1.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I’m just surprised that they didn’t meet at the parking lot in the second story

  • @michaelperfect
    @michaelperfect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    "You need some vitamin.. D"
    "I did not just penetrate my name like that..."
    That's why I love you ✨

  • @avaritter1233
    @avaritter1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    She literally could say that the test was a false positive 🤦‍♀️

    • @hills625
      @hills625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I mean the doctor said in front of the dude that it's not a real pregnancy test

    • @ChloeCo.
      @ChloeCo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      ​@@hills625 I feel that it is more realistic for the doctor to pass the situation off by stating the probability of the at-home pregnancy test having a false positive, instead of someone bringing the pregnancy test with them or for the doctor to think there is something broken/off about the test... There is no way of getting out of the situation when the fake test is just handed over to him tho haha

    • @ChloeCo.
      @ChloeCo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Honestly, I was thinking the same thing while she was acting all suspicious on the hospital bed. Like, if he didn't literally bring the test with him then the situation could've just concluded by saying 'Oh, I guess that it was a false positive and I wasn't pregnant after all'. (I am in no way shape or form endorsing what she is doing, but she could've played this off so much better)

    • @liyalera4707
      @liyalera4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the doc was not there

    • @StarryMidnight
      @StarryMidnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr lmfao

  • @char7927
    @char7927 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    He compliments her, buys her gifts, and pays for her dinner - is this... relationship goals? Loved the "he also only cares about the outside, so they suit each other", exactly

  • @__sylvia.m
    @__sylvia.m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    The second story is the most awkward and pointless thing ever.

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean it was awkward but I think it’s has a good message ppl bully man for being shorter than a girl etc. s

    • @samjenz5350
      @samjenz5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont think it was pointless because many girls now do that nowadays

    • @__sylvia.m
      @__sylvia.m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Btw,I didn't want to say that it hasn't a good message but they could have explained the lesson in a different way. They did some mistakes that I didn't like... In my opinion,he should have left her when she offended him for the first time. He shouldn't have bought presents to win her “love” back. They should have discussed about the problems in their the relationship. Plus,there were lots of coincidences that kinda made the story a bit unbelievable.
      Anyway,this is only my opinion you're free to agree or disagree with me ✌️

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samjenz5350 yep

    • @hobikay8989
      @hobikay8989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@__sylvia.m that's dahrman for yah🙃

  • @Angel-vb7bb
    @Angel-vb7bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    She’s not even that much taller than him 💀
    Like only 🤏 lil bit.

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Ikr it’s just the heels

    • @thedevils3319
      @thedevils3319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikrr 💀💨

    • @nathaliebazinga
      @nathaliebazinga 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but she is also physically bigger than him :D and it's alright to have a preference for body types, but she has no right to treat him like crap for something he cannot control

    • @zuckersaft9748
      @zuckersaft9748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathaliebazinga when you fall inlove with someone there is no need for ur preferences anymore tbh, but it makes no sense at all like rebal said, she knew it longer already that hes shorter than average xD

    • @nathaliebazinga
      @nathaliebazinga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zuckersaft9748 but how can you fully fall in love with someone you're not attracted to? X) There has to be some kind of physical attraction and that's normal.

  • @amnazia5511
    @amnazia5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    "COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY"
    Coming from a person who is SINGLE...
    👁👄👁

    • @olleczka1
      @olleczka1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      very common phrase, i see

    • @wifilan6871
      @wifilan6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes communicating with yourself is also important

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr 😂

    • @Hannah-xm5tm
      @Hannah-xm5tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO

    • @florantunia
      @florantunia 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, the fact that he is single now doesn’t mean he was ALWAYS single and communication is key in every relationship not just romantic ones.

  • @himiko7548
    @himiko7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "its not about whats on the inside, its about whats on the outside." BRO IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR IMMA-

  • @kierstingarrison848
    @kierstingarrison848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Rebal is like my best friend and my fake friend had a baby and he wants to roast yet still make people feel better you know what I mean?

    • @beyondtheunknown9876
      @beyondtheunknown9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YES i do
      except i'm in love with him and i'm not
      lol

  • @avasproul2052
    @avasproul2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    “you don’t look healthy. you need some vitamin-d” is it bad that i agreed with him but didn’t realize he was talking about dharman- 😭🥴

    • @cheesecake2048
      @cheesecake2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BYE ✋🏾😭

    • @_NitiKami_
      @_NitiKami_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wait he was talking about Dharman... OH-

  • @naomiarmenta7240
    @naomiarmenta7240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Nobody:
    Rebal D's videos:
    🌠ĮnsËrT dÖoR NôĪŞes🌠

  • @ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ
    @ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    10:21 my man just ended a relationship like it was nothing😂

  • @miamoore8830
    @miamoore8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    Me: just woke up, on my period, dehydrated, hungover
    Rebal D: *YOU DONT LOOK HEALTHY* 👀

    • @nherty6172
      @nherty6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You drunk on your period?

    • @psyched7409
      @psyched7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@nherty6172 You can't?

    • @matrialgourl9451
      @matrialgourl9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same having your period sucks and you feel like crap in the morning

    • @miamoore8830
      @miamoore8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Annette Ayivi it snuck up on me after i got drunk🥴

    • @matrialgourl9451
      @matrialgourl9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@miamoore8830 oh damn that must have felt like shit

  • @AichaJatta
    @AichaJatta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    I’m sorry to break it to you guys.. but ten people can’t be first 😔🤚🏾

    • @sarahsayadi2582
      @sarahsayadi2582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😔🤚🏼

    • @noobdiyt2504
      @noobdiyt2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤭🤚

    • @tommyvercettithethird711
      @tommyvercettithethird711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ye i hope you're here. Just a reminder that i can't live happy without you. I love you.

    • @Victoria-fu1ce
      @Victoria-fu1ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit up😂😂😂💀

    • @Stormmi-p1r
      @Stormmi-p1r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

  • @eli-chan6908
    @eli-chan6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Who else was excited about the "what a fox" sound effect I fricking screamed

  • @paramasivamsivamanijaiswat663
    @paramasivamsivamanijaiswat663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Rebel's laugh got me😂😂😂22:21

  • @senoir.
    @senoir. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "Elizabeth and I...are pregnant"
    Aww didn't know Kevin was also preggers, congrats

    • @lilsloth2269
      @lilsloth2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's we until I'm giving birth....

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ikr i was confused 😂😂

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its communism buddy, we're ALL pregnant here

    • @hoolhyoh
      @hoolhyoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Saying "we are pregnant" basically means that the couple is both proud and happy about the pregnancy. However, some says that it is much better to say "we are expecting" or "we're having a baby" because at some point, it can be insulting in a way. But that phrase is used most of the time.

  • @sayantani3374
    @sayantani3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Does anybody else notices rebal's Obsesseion with the word "daddy" Like what's going on rebal👁👄👁

    • @samjenz5350
      @samjenz5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      👁️👄👁️

    • @cherrypop4094
      @cherrypop4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh i- 😳

    • @stripedpolkadots8692
      @stripedpolkadots8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And that’s on daddy issues

    • @sayantani3374
      @sayantani3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stripedpolkadots8692 exactly 🤣

    • @s.c7103
      @s.c7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rebal is sus

  • @ExactlyEmily
    @ExactlyEmily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Rebal: “Omg you don’t look healthy”
    Me with covid: 🥴

    • @dishuuu112
      @dishuuu112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Take care sweetie 🥺❤

    • @ivamarilucic3930
      @ivamarilucic3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hope you get better soon! ❤️

    • @violetmoon6233
      @violetmoon6233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hope your OK and you have a speedy recovery 🙏💫💫💫💫

    • @aleksandrafaldt1622
      @aleksandrafaldt1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Get well soon:) ❤️

    • @jasss9084
      @jasss9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Get well soon bbe 💜

  • @plaidpuma
    @plaidpuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I dunno why Rebal talking about his past of lying had me wheezing.

  • @cvsp.c
    @cvsp.c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "He knows how to... touch you." *flashback to Harry Potter times* (If you don't know, Voldemort says "I can touch you now" in Goblet of Fire.) Reminds me of the good times...

  • @teodora8938
    @teodora8938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    no one:....
    rebal every two seconds:
    😬😁😆👏

  • @losersclub7447
    @losersclub7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Bedside good things come in small packages"
    Rebal : "this man's dignify 🤣"

  • @pOtAtO-cd3he
    @pOtAtO-cd3he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Rebal:“Omg u don’t look healthy”
    Me: ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ sɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɴᴏsᴇʙʟᴇᴇᴅ 😂

  • @clarissaflores7517
    @clarissaflores7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Rebal claps while laughing

    • @alishajoyner4854
      @alishajoyner4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you are going make me intoxicated.

    • @maeve-anneallen1855
      @maeve-anneallen1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He clapped just as I read this and this will be my cause of death 😂

    • @kitticatxoxoxo
      @kitticatxoxoxo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      drunk within 2 minutes

  • @psunny5947
    @psunny5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Why was she drinking champagne at her parents house even after she told him she was pregnant?? 🤔

    • @k.hhhhhh
      @k.hhhhhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fr thats what i was thinking 😭

    • @anah.forrat
      @anah.forrat ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@k.hhhhhh I think they serve her just to cover up the pregnancy they weren't going to tell her parents about, and it was her father serving it so he didn't knew. Plus, I think for a moment she got messed up in her lie and forgot pregnants can't drink, since she wasn't pregnant she was like just acting normal :O

    • @kitticatxoxoxo
      @kitticatxoxoxo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH-

  • @taliya_poptart500lindsay9
    @taliya_poptart500lindsay9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    15:40
    Me: do you know levi?

  • @hrtz4m2y5
    @hrtz4m2y5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Watching this as a girl is a bit cringey and embarrassing for me 👩🏻

  • @ryleighharvey5851
    @ryleighharvey5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Wait if she’s pregnant then why was she about to drink the champagne-
    Edit:OH SHET ITS FAKE AFFSDZS-

    • @foreverj10
      @foreverj10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it bad for pregnant woman?

    • @ashlyn9116
      @ashlyn9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@foreverj10 Yeah, actually lol alcohol, drugs/smoking are really bad for pregnancies.

    • @goodiegoodygumdrops
      @goodiegoodygumdrops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ashlyn9116
      YUP! Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, underweight babies, a myriad of birth defects... All the bad things. XD
      D: :(((((

    • @ashlyn9116
      @ashlyn9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goodiegoodygumdrops That's honestly pretty sad. :( #saynotodrugsandalcohol

    • @shaygold4067
      @shaygold4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ashlyn9116
      Only when preggers 🍷

  • @that1weeb544
    @that1weeb544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    THE MESSAGEEEEE IS WRONG LIKE THEY BASICALLY SAY THAT DATING A SHORT GUY IS STILL EMBARISSING BUT NOT IF HES NICE

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I didn’t think about that ur right

  • @kiaishia81
    @kiaishia81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    7:38this man took minutes and then decided to read the title of the video

  • @petitcactusamer
    @petitcactusamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "He's a little slow." I CANNOT.

  • @ritikagada3617
    @ritikagada3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "careful now you will dislocate your head" 😂😂😂 dead 😂😂

  • @caytlynwipperman8666
    @caytlynwipperman8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    me opens the video:
    rebal immediately: starts roasting me

  • @morienlokaa4857
    @morienlokaa4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    12:25 LMFAO🤣 yes daddy

    • @hopeg02
      @hopeg02 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 bruhhh

  • @corgi444
    @corgi444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    That girl be complaining constantly about her short her manz is like what the hell is he supposed to do?!

  • @ARMYXENIA
    @ARMYXENIA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Who else agrees with me that when rebal laughs he's the most cutest Human being ever in this entire world 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @hada4719
    @hada4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Just one word define the second gf:
    *TOXIC*

  • @_nlrm.
    @_nlrm. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’d be the type to just say I must’ve not read the box correctly and accidentally grabbed a fake one😂

  • @itzchichi1382
    @itzchichi1382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "This is why he hasn't proposed yet...my man's a little slow" 🤣🤣

  • @nostalgiahaneen1865
    @nostalgiahaneen1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Why is nobody talking about rebal’s shirt ??😍
    It looks ✨amazing✨ like “chef’s kiss”👌🏻

    • @kconrad963
      @kconrad963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LITERALLY NEED IT SJDJSJJDSJDJ

    • @nunyabizniz1983
      @nunyabizniz1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it. Love all things astrology ❤️

    • @ciaracummings7027
      @ciaracummings7027 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nunyabizniz1983 Do you mean astronomy?

  • @ashimaa231
    @ashimaa231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    *It feels bad when others treat their bfs bad and us Patricia's treating our imaginary bf good...*

  • @mindyobuisness582
    @mindyobuisness582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    @ 22:29 HA HA I’m dying

  • @namjoonslostairpods7486
    @namjoonslostairpods7486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    rebal: *hey you dont look healthy?*
    me: *whos been crying for an hour now* NEXT QUESTION

  • @naomiomiasmr102
    @naomiomiasmr102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I laughed so damn hard when i saw the "ultrasound" screen, that's a freaking vital sing machine that's not even close to being an ultrasound, but whatever, i thinking those who work in hospitals saw that error

    • @nosiphodywili35
      @nosiphodywili35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think they were tryna get a heartbeat more than actually see the embryo.

  • @damn.8941
    @damn.8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    “Speaking of the new year, YOU need SOME HELP”
    You right.😭

    • @damn.8941
      @damn.8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not Rebal liking my comment -

  • @helpleslu36
    @helpleslu36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *Me having a healthy relationship and the best boyfriend ever *
    Also me: *feels attacked by rebal all the time he calls me single

  • @CARMuse1
    @CARMuse1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    15:18 when the host says “your table will be ready SHORTLY” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaylag8746
    @jaylag8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Doctor really excused himself from that awkward situation

    • @mi_ri_ki
      @mi_ri_ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The doctor was literally the best character imo

  • @aliaelkhouli7744
    @aliaelkhouli7744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The disappointment in her eyes when she saw that necklace

    • @aaargh-angel
      @aaargh-angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was like “You have chosen death”

  • @Starlite2119
    @Starlite2119 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "why?! You can't reach it??" Had me dyyyying!!!😂😅😂😅 17:00

  • @dollsyeon9748
    @dollsyeon9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Elizabeth and I.. are pregnant!"
    wait what-

    • @rachelifezulike9263
      @rachelifezulike9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The man messed up the script...😂😂😂

    • @dollsyeon9748
      @dollsyeon9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rachelifezulike9263 ik and they didn't even record the scene again they just went with it fhdkgddgdk

  • @aadiramenon
    @aadiramenon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Okay...this time he roasted himself

    • @shoujokadyan5502
      @shoujokadyan5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh, self-burn. Those are rare!

    • @aadiramenon
      @aadiramenon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shoujokadyan5502 Aye Brooklyn 99 reference! Noice

    • @shoujokadyan5502
      @shoujokadyan5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aadiramenon ayyyyy.
      Toit

  • @alexf3036
    @alexf3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I'd take the ring off of her hand and never speak to her again. Seriously, who does that?

    • @purplegirl1152
      @purplegirl1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TH-cam couples. Probably why theyre all breaking up.

  • @anushree0977
    @anushree0977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:19 bruhh that was me in middle school too🤣

  • @adisworld9578
    @adisworld9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When he acted like the doctor 10:02
    I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂
    *what a fox*

    • @Obl.viqnnx
      @Obl.viqnnx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOT WHAT A FOX MEME 💀😭

  • @akaangellove77
    @akaangellove77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “ Careful now you’ll dislocate your neck” 🤣
    6:38

  • @kazuko7891
    @kazuko7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Elizabeth and i are pregnant “
    me:👁👄👁 wait how are you pregnant-

  • @HopeHomicide
    @HopeHomicide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I know darmans videos are simplified to reach a bigger audience but when I watched the one where the woman pretended to be pregnant, I was taken aback that she was given an ultrasound before a blood test to confirm her pregnancy because from my knowledge, a lot of places won’t do an ultrasound until 6-8 weeks I believe. So, usually it won’t happen until a couple of weeks after pregnancy has been detected via test have passed.

  • @GojosWidowDazaisLostsanity
    @GojosWidowDazaisLostsanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "She look like She's about to strangle u with that necklace " omfg i cant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamviviii
    @iamviviii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "you dont look so healthy"
    *me stitting on my mac book in bed for 5 hours straight*

  • @kaitheflowerboy
    @kaitheflowerboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    No one:
    Rebal: still offended bc dhorman brought sssniperwolf and not him😾

  • @MaddyThomas100
    @MaddyThomas100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    11:26 a year later, this now reminds me of Amber heard lmao. (Maybe she took notes from the video)

  • @lvadi111
    @lvadi111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    Girlfriend: *is "pregnant" and wouldn't be able to drink alcohol if she was actually pregnant*
    Kevin: *thinks girlfriend is pregnant and celebrates with champagne*
    Thank you for so many likes!! (I’ve never gotten this many 💀)

    • @juliehoon8151
      @juliehoon8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lol

    • @alinakatopodi6653
      @alinakatopodi6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude... when it's only a spruce you can drink anything...you can't drink up to 2 months not weeks

    • @ssadieviolet
      @ssadieviolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What’s wrong with Champagne it’s sexc 🥂

    • @William_Porter
      @William_Porter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean you technically can they'll just have fetal alcohol syndrome
      👁👄👁

    • @dashzag
      @dashzag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@alinakatopodi6653 Actually it’s recommended that you should stop drinking when you start trying to conceive. If you’re not, stop as soon as you’ve found out you’re pregnant.

  • @iswariyaksg5024
    @iswariyaksg5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:08 exactly I thought the same
    I was expecting him to pull that " I'm going to get milk " card 😆😆😆

  • @angelablasilopez6718
    @angelablasilopez6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Rebal: "you don't look healthy"
    Me, who hasn't gone out of the room for 4 days now: *well...* 👁👄👁

  • @Dylobxoxo
    @Dylobxoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:17 i was literally thinking the same thing bestie lmao 🤣

  • @Minaal1008
    @Minaal1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    22:12 I CANT BREATH MY STOMACH HURTS😂😂😂😂

  • @user-zw5kq5vi1n
    @user-zw5kq5vi1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Rebal: “you need some vitamin D “
    Me:”🥲😔yes I do sir!”

  • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
    @KrabbyPattySecretForumla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Your table will be ready SHORTly"

  • @Anastasia21.
    @Anastasia21. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:24 I actually laughed... Damn it!

  • @notcassology
    @notcassology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    that vomit sound effect while i was eating my cinnamon toast crunch was amazing 😍

  • @littlemimi5171
    @littlemimi5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    WHEN HE GOT HER THE NECKLACE HE GOT HER HOPES UP SO HIGH LIKE DONT KNEEL DOWN

  • @k.8310
    @k.8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:02 daddy chill 😂
    Edit:- hello I am watching the video again after 4 months

  • @Wormz101
    @Wormz101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:48 girl I would've sold the ring and get me a better lil shawtay😸🥶‼️

    • @onyxala
      @onyxala ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same❗️🥶🥶❗️