I was tripping balls on LSD when I realised that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and the alphabet song have the same tune. Fucking wrecked me.
One of the greatest things about Al Murray is how crazy intelligent he is despite how brash and ruthlessly unhinged the character he plays is lol. Greatest dichotomy ever. Fucking hilarious too.
Fat people are actually so fast our eyes cannot load the frames because they move above 30fps, so we're actually 30 seconds late when we watch a fat person move
The video is spliced together with multiple performances of the same act.. when a particular joke has a better reaction you use that one. Its how all comedy specials are edited and recorded
As well as being hilarious, Al Murray is also a magician. If you look carefully, at 7 mins he almost downs his beer before placing his near empty pint glass on the piano, yet a few seconds later it's a third full - while he was still holding it playing the piano! How did that happen?
@@Zegmaar_Basnah, it's because unlike jesus who can turn water into wine, the landlord can turn the tears of those who once thought they were right being corrected, into beeyah
All these comments correcting historical facts. Must b annoying not being able to enjoy a brilliant stand up routine,without turning into trivial fact genius.
In another dimension, not only did he kill himself, Tesla strapped him to the front of a plastic tank, gave him a remote control and he drove it into a giant cake and suffocated to death.
Getting both a economics and physics lesson with him 😂, and I’m a American 🇺🇸 much love from across the pond lol The Twinkle little star bit so true lol
Not really though. Al is using a little poetic license. Mozart started composing at 5. And he didn't write Twinkle Twinkle Little Star either. It's an old French folk song called Ah vous dirai-je, Maman.
Mozart didn't write the tune to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. It was known to exist before his birth. He did publish variations on the melody, but when he was 25, not 3.
As a student of physics, neither would be relevant, surely? Ask Brian Cox (not Life of, said, Brian). He’ll advise you. Better still, row back to Al Murray because he’ll both laugh and offend you. Case in point. Sir Isaac will give the momentum!
I like Al, but I doubt he'd approve of me, but I don't mind. Obviously Alf Garnett has been influential in the direction of Al Murrays routine but the Landlord is open for business and is doing a roaring trade, his comedy is both intelligently written and performed, and finally if you don't like it then you will be Scotland Yard (barred) from the premises.
As a musician, I loved the Mozart bit!! But, actually, Jane Taylor wrote Twinkle Twinkle in 1806 and Mozart just improved it by writing 12 variations on it when he was 25 years old.
Different name to the tune but Mozart wrote variations on the theme. As he died in 1791, the tune certainly wasn't written in the 19th century, though perhaps the words were.
The Goering reference was to the blitz, heavily bombing East London which was not exactly a posh area. Al is forgetting that at 3 years old any musical composition is quite an achievement ..... and Mozart did go on to write some pretty great stuff when he was a bit older.
In Newton's defense, he also invented calculus In Mozart's defense, his first proffesionally written piece was also the first pirated musical piece in history and he wrote it by hearing it in church and improved on it, so much so that the Pope decreed his version was the only official version instead of having him killed for writing wothout the church's consent and performing the song outside of church
Search "Ah! - vous direz-je, Maman" piano variations And you'll hear the actual Mozart piece, which is fabulous. I used to really enjoy playing it when I was learning the piano.
Ok, ok, I get he's joking and probably doesn't mean it, but I'll have to disagree with him on Mozart. How many of you managed to compose a tune that hundreds of years later some bloke will play on a piano in a comedy gig?...didn't think so.
The genius part is the fact that the one composition at 3 years old is 3 bloody songs lol Imagine writing and copyrighting the composition now and all of a sudden getting royalties on “I know my ABCs”, “twinkle twinkle” and “ba ba ??? Well what ever colour that fucking sheep is now”. He’d be rich as fuck. That’s genius! 👍
Actually on a further note you wouldn’t even be able to teach English without paying him. It’s the first song you learn to learn the bloody language. LOL
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I was tripping balls on LSD when I realised that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and the alphabet song have the same tune. Fucking wrecked me.
So does ABC
@@cortex383 do you know what the alphabet is?
It came up when we were playing 30 seconds with family
Baa Baa Black Sheep is a slightly different tune, but is a variation
@@noahsnarleynvideos5826 It's 26 letters innit? Not 3.
One of the greatest things about Al Murray is how crazy intelligent he is despite how brash and ruthlessly unhinged the character he plays is lol. Greatest dichotomy ever. Fucking hilarious too.
He's a Cambridge graduate you know. In history.
@@daveylaney6644 He's an Oxford graduate actually, from St Edmund Hall.
It works so well to his advantage because he's quick thinking in his responses with the audience :)
Supply and demand, he’s asking for it, you’re going to give it to him! 🤣🤣
Debunking Einstein: "Coz fat people would be quick on their feet, right?"
That's not how that theory works. Fat people that move quickly have more kinectic energy than a fatty moving slowly.
@@yamanmustafa7574 what??? No way?? You don't say???
Fat people are actually so fast our eyes cannot load the frames because they move above 30fps, so we're actually 30 seconds late when we watch a fat person move
@@bensmith5581 The satire went over their head clearly.
@NoNoNoNii a lot more than 1000 son
He finished his pint and the camera turns to the audience and when it came back to him he had a half full pint again wtf
Sam Anderson he probably said “fuck this, I need another pint to finish this tune”. 😂
The self-refilling pint glass...now that is genius. I'll get one of those for home, and then my missus can concentrate on other domestic duties.
@@andrewschofield5135 let's face it mate. You ain't go no missus.
Needed another pint to satisfy his thirst before he died of debeerration
That British for u
As a fat physicist, I really enjoyed that Einstein bit.
Well, you’re not that fat
@@jacobjozef65 ,
Well, you're not that physicist.
@@chinablues3415 fat, you're not that well.
Kazi, you know, as a musician, who's jealous of mozart, I felt that mozart bit
Anyone else notice his glass refilled when playing the piano
yes!!!!!WHAT WAS THAT?!
The video is spliced together with multiple performances of the same act.. when a particular joke has a better reaction you use that one. Its how all comedy specials are edited and recorded
@@TehCoza it would have been funny if a stage manager had appeared from behind the piano with a hose to just refill his beer that tiny bit
@@TehCoza Turns out you're the Genius then
Xorey Max Beatz hope it was magic.
As well as being hilarious, Al Murray is also a magician. If you look carefully, at 7 mins he almost downs his beer before placing his near empty pint glass on the piano, yet a few seconds later it's a third full - while he was still holding it playing the piano! How did that happen?
They probably recorded multiple shows and combined the footage for the final result ;)
@@Zegmaar_Basnah, it's because unlike jesus who can turn water into wine, the landlord can turn the tears of those who once thought they were right being corrected, into beeyah
This had me in stitches !! Al Murray, I salute you sir.
Just what Britain needs right now.
Yeah, a europhile Cambridge-educated comedian ripping the pish out of right wing publicans.
Fun fact, Mozart didn't actually write twinkle twinkle, but did a set of 12 variations on the tune which, at the time was a French nursery rhyme
Very true. The tune was well known centuries before Mozart. Many people will leave the show believing this “fact” and this urban myth
@@GeorgeOrwell101 you know its a comedy show right? Not a history lesson.
Right?
@@munky342 People learn from anywhere and anything. They don't always realise the information they are getting is not entirely flawlessly correct.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's a comedy routine!
Frerojaca or however the fuck you spell it
Issac Newton, Master of The Mint would make a good tv series. He hunted counterfeiters and coin shavers.
It was a radio series on BBC radio 4
E = I'm stuck in me chair.
So am I, relatively speaking.
All these comments correcting historical facts. Must b annoying not being able to enjoy a brilliant stand up routine,without turning into trivial fact genius.
Einstein didn't kill himself
Joshua Gall damn I’m 4 mois too late 😂
Joshua Gall , I KNEW it!!
In another dimension, not only did he kill himself, Tesla strapped him to the front of a plastic tank, gave him a remote control and he drove it into a giant cake and suffocated to death.
@@InimitaPaul d
Wrong guy.
Getting both a economics and physics lesson with him 😂, and I’m a American 🇺🇸 much love from across the pond lol
The Twinkle little star bit so true lol
But not true at all. It was a published tune before Mozart was born, and he didn't write his variations on it until he was around 25.
I didn't know that Private Pyle did stand-up.
No he's Private Joker
He was only..... He was only 3 years old...
Classic
Wonderful World Louis Armstrong uses the same tune. Syncopated but exactly the same notes.
Not really though. Al is using a little poetic license. Mozart started composing at 5. And he didn't write Twinkle Twinkle Little Star either. It's an old French folk song called Ah vous dirai-je, Maman.
@@danthebikeguy447 he wrote twelve variations of twinkle
You are all wrong! It's the Alphabet Song! 😆
Ahahaha the amount of people who seem to miss the joke, the act is astounding.
Please take your meds ....
Good on ya! You've got a sense of humoooor! lol
Found the "I believe I'm smarter than most and will jump on any opportunity to display this to others" guy....
just watched 2 hours of Al Murray and never laughed so much. Brilliant
his pint @ 7:06 and his pint @ 7:16 lol he has his own Dr strange in the house
Well spotted
Bloody hell, how did it even....
I was just seeing if anybody else noticed that. Maybe he did a mini sick back into the glass?
ben stiller .....que?
@@mopedmarathon sounds like Hilary Clinton!! Lol
Newton also said: "If I see far, it is because I am standing on the shoulders of giants."
Your turn again.
If I can't see far, it's because I'm not.
Diedert Spijkerboer.. And Hawking said 'If I see far, its because I went to Specsavers.'
ABC song is the same time as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I thought i was high when they started singing twinkle twinkle
Al Murry is a genius!
Mozart didn't write the tune to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. It was known to exist before his birth. He did publish variations on the melody, but when he was 25, not 3.
Omg that piano was out of tuned to fuck xD
Thats what made it even more hilarious
Nicely said there mate and your provin a point there son😂
7:15 beer is empty
7:18 it’s halffull again
7:07 Glass pretty much empty
7:16 Glass refills like magic
doctor strange was in the background!
Probably two different performances over two nights spliced together.
Mozart - I am a vulgar man but my music is not
As a physics student, I am not sure whether to laugh or be offended.
Always choose laughter. There's too little in the world nowadays and way too many people way too quick to be offended.
As a student of physics, neither would be relevant, surely? Ask Brian Cox (not Life of, said, Brian). He’ll advise you. Better still, row back to Al Murray because he’ll both laugh and offend you. Case in point. Sir Isaac will give the momentum!
Only a giggle. Have a cheeky cheerful day tomorrow, dude :)
I like Al, but I doubt he'd approve of me, but I don't mind. Obviously Alf Garnett has been influential in the direction of Al Murrays routine but the Landlord is open for business and is doing a roaring trade, his comedy is both intelligently written and performed, and finally if you don't like it then you will be Scotland Yard (barred) from the premises.
Nah, he'd love you, cos you've got a beautiful British name
Mozart's brilliance was his variations on this nursery song.....amazing
favourite one so far tbh
If this was in your recommendations you're my kind of people.
As a musician, I loved the Mozart bit!! But, actually, Jane Taylor wrote Twinkle Twinkle in 1806 and Mozart just improved it by writing 12 variations on it when he was 25 years old.
How dead was Mozart by 1806?
I love al’s comedy he is a comedy super hero.
This has just become 'Al Murray gets wasted and sings children's nursery rhymes.'
*I'd pay for that shit.*
His old TV show, Time Gentlemen, Please, is well worth a watch.
7:10 His pint glass is empty, but refills after a few seconds...
Al Murray is a genius!
Yep I agree with that.
A piano that magicly refills pint pots
A pub landlord's secret and nightmare!😂
I want that piano.
Someone hiding inside was filling it up. Every time the moved the bumped some strings.
Poor Angela
As a fat bloke, people are suprised as to how fast on my feet I can be. I choose not to, because conservation of energy
"Oh yeah, no, what a suprise" 🤣🤣
I hate to ruin the joke for you all but Twinkle Twinkle little star was written Jane Taylor in 1806. Not Mozart. This is funny as hell nonetheless.
Thanks Fact checker for correcting the situation
Different name to the tune but Mozart wrote variations on the theme. As he died in 1791, the tune certainly wasn't written in the 19th century, though perhaps the words were.
So comical to have a room full of adults sing a nursery rhyme :D
You left out the best part Al: " it's the same tune as ba ba black sheep...the guilt killed him young."
I guess that was the pub landlord before he ate all the Pork Scratchings?
Mozart infact did make 12 variations of twinkle twinkle little star, and those variations are some of the most difficult works in musical history
The variations are called “Ah, vous dirai-je Maman”....and not that difficult to play. Roughly grade 5 or 6 at most.
It is exponentially more impressive than the original twinkle twinkle little star
@@dylancarey7979 Inventive and fun, yes. Difficult...no.
Being from Switzerland?
"This ain't a bloody west end debut"
Would have swore greatest genius of our or any time was Ronnie O' Sullivan!
It was actually Charles de Lusse who composed 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'. Mozart composed 12 variations based on it.
Al Murray is the Genius here LMAO
Fackin' timewaster lol !!!
Ami's bakery revisited, the woman on the right is a lune
Jane Taylor wrote "Twinkle..."
7:10 How did his beer magically refill
pfew, that's a french song actually....
Ummm... Einstein is not from Switzerland...
Took Swiss citizenship in 1901.
And changed his birthplace by that? Still from Ulm, Germany
The Goering reference was to the blitz, heavily bombing East London which was not exactly a posh area.
Al is forgetting that at 3 years old any musical composition is quite an achievement ..... and Mozart did go on to write some pretty great stuff when he was a bit older.
Jane Taylor wrote Twinkle little star
Mozart was a genius, look at how Al’s pint fills up to halfway with no one else there while he plays the tune.
Most 3 year olds were still trying to decide whether shifting themselves was still an option, so...
Genius!
The uncharted drakes fortune was based of Francis Drake travels
BLOODY BRILLIANT.
The glass ...7:09
The glass ...7:16
Bruuh
7:08 wait how did his beer...?
Hectic... Al is the kind of bloke to beat you senseless for not singing "twinkle twinkle little star"
A quick scan of Wikipedia tells us Twinkle was not written by Mozart.
Einstein didn’t kill himself.
Prime EDL trim
Murray 😉❤️👍it's all about triangles I saw the sign 🤔is that a song 😉❤️👍
Salieri liked this
F12=-F21. 8 characters too
In Newton's defense, he also invented calculus
In Mozart's defense, his first proffesionally written piece was also the first pirated musical piece in history and he wrote it by hearing it in church and improved on it, so much so that the Pope decreed his version was the only official version instead of having him killed for writing wothout the church's consent and performing the song outside of church
In all that is internet holy THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW JESUS CHRIST
In Newtons defense? Punishing students till the end of time. The heartless bastard!
Mozart didn't improve on it, it was a completed piece written by Allegri.
Einstein was from Ulm, Germany not Switzerland. Einstein.
When he was 16 he moved to Switzerland...
It’s a joke 🤦♂️
Twinkle Twinkle girl was hot
Search "Ah! - vous direz-je, Maman" piano variations And you'll hear the actual Mozart piece, which is fabulous. I used to really enjoy playing it when I was learning the piano.
Ok, ok, I get he's joking and probably doesn't mean it, but I'll have to disagree with him on Mozart. How many of you managed to compose a tune that hundreds of years later some bloke will play on a piano in a comedy gig?...didn't think so.
Brilliant 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Comedy genius
Said another ...genius
The genius part is the fact that the one composition at 3 years old is 3 bloody songs lol
Imagine writing and copyrighting the composition now and all of a sudden getting royalties on “I know my ABCs”, “twinkle twinkle” and “ba ba ??? Well what ever colour that fucking sheep is now”. He’d be rich as fuck. That’s genius! 👍
Actually on a further note you wouldn’t even be able to teach English without paying him. It’s the first song you learn to learn the bloody language. LOL
how the fuck did his drink refill half way through playing that
Sounds suspiciously like Baa Baa Black Sheep.
That's one funny dude!
Actually Al ..It's the last 14 notes not the last 12 !
Genius. Absolut genius... 😂😂😂😂😂
Who would have thought Einstein's theory would be one day debunked by an alchoolic pub owner? :))))
Einstien Married=Cousin 2wice
Oh! Einstien=Married Cousin 2wice
How to pronounce 'think'
if you're Al: "fink"
...and if you're irish: tink?
Curious Fiend
🤓✌️
Funny thing is, Mozart didn't come up with this tune at all.....
Nobody said tesla :(
Mozart just ripped it off from the guy who wrote the Alphabet song.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
I read Einstein as Epstien
Do Carl Jung betcha can't