"These boots? I killed a man and took them but if anyone asks... D E S I G N E R" had me dying omg this is why this is my favourite asmr channel so funny for no reason
OMG YES!! ✨THE NAILS✨!!!! I may be an hour late- BUT this video came at just the right time ive been super tired, stressed and miserable but this cheered me right up!! U never fail to make an amazing upload!! Also congrats on 3k!!!!!!
I watched this video in 2x speed and so fucking funny especially this line “These boots? I killed a man and took them but if anyone asks…✨Designer✨ ” has me laughing its really funny
Dio: I’ll give you anything you want, you want riches? Me: I guess Dio: women? Me: not really im asexual Dio: men? Me: no, I will literally fight for the hell of it
I have questions about the boots. Did the man he killed for them come from a lamp Dio rubbed three times? If we say they’re designer, when they ask for the name to we say Genie or Djinn? I’ve been wondering.
Дио: я могу дать тебе все что угодно. Например богатство, женщин, мужчин. Я: моя психика слишком поломана чтобы хотеть чего-то такого. Банально у меня есть триггеры которые отталкивают меня от людей. Ну а деньги я не возьму. Я не доверяю людям а особенно вампирам. (Да-да я выливаю свою грязную воду хоть кудато)
Dio: I’ll give you anything you want, you want riches? Me: yeah Dio: women? Me: not really Dio: men? Me: no, i kill men when i was 8 years old i did that once and later they fucking died on the streets i hid the body (its a lie)
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"These boots? I killed a man and took them but if anyone asks... D E S I G N E R" had me dying omg this is why this is my favourite asmr channel so funny for no reason
Well of course. Do you truly think Lord DIO would settle for anything less than designer?
@@raiseasato Please make more DIO asmr I loved this one! (No rush ofc)
IM SOBBINGGG LMFAOO
DIO: i'll give you anything you want..Do you want..Riches~?
Me: yes i'm broke
DIO: Women~?
Me: no, i'm gay
DIO: Men~?
Me: i'm listening
💅💅💅💅💅💅
Yo same
Same but changing the men to women [I'm lesbian TvT]
My stand enemy ass appearing in front of the crusaders while wearing high heels and Gucci pants:
Don't forget the Gucci belt
IM DYING OF THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You look like you're full of potential."
Me being an entire foot shorter than DIO, and all of the Stardust Crusaders: 👁👄👁
The entire I was screaming “I LIKE YOUR CROTCH CUT-OUT.”
LMFAO
Why you looking down there??? 🤨
@@dio3307 why WEREN’T you looking down there???
@@theonionqueen3519 Who said I wasn't
Loved this! There were times I felt like DIO was circling me like his prey and it sent chills down my spine.
That's terrifying, but also hot.
Hey man, can I request an ASMR, where Jotaro is literally just bullying us, and roasting us for existing? Thanks man, we stumbled across a fuckin gem
Omg same. All the Jotaro ASMRs that I’ve listened to, he’s just way too nice, it take it out of the experience. I want that man to fucking punt me.
boy wtf do you like it when people hate you?
@@aaroncrowder9530 nah shits just funny, L sense of humor, funny enough Raise actually did it lmfao
I could listen to him talk about fashion and his own life and such for hours-
_-; damn Lord DIO 👉👈_
_-; honestly, DIO can teach me more about fashion ✋_
DIO shall certainly return to teach fashion in the future.
@@raiseasato _-; ooh, great!_
Gd bro ur such a good voice actor, this sounds so cool😭🤌🏾
I fucking love your accent for DIO, it’s so fucking fun.
Bro how can you do both DIO and Joot so accurately and perfectly??! This is a masterpiece! 💖💖😆😆
OMG YES!! ✨THE NAILS✨!!!! I may be an hour late- BUT this video came at just the right time ive been super tired, stressed and miserable but this cheered me right up!! U never fail to make an amazing upload!! Also congrats on 3k!!!!!!
Thank you!!
from 8 mins onwards, im just here acting flustered over him going closer, acting like he's getting near my ear 😭
I love your voice acting and scripts. This is one of my favorites so far, keep up the good work 👍🏽
Believe it or not most of the time I just inprov! Sitting down for script writing is not my strong suit!
@@raiseasato That's even more impressive! I love your work. You got yourself a new subscriber
@@jjshiza7741
@@raiseasato whoa really!? wow!!!!
Thank you so much for making jjba asmr 😔❤️
5:51 leave me and my lazy dressing alone ;v;
I need more dio. 🤧 his funny.
Dio talking about fashion and other things make me want to go make some clothes for myself 😂
I watched this video in 2x speed and so fucking funny especially this line “These boots? I killed a man and took them but if anyone asks…✨Designer✨ ” has me laughing its really funny
Lord Dio please don't hurt me am just potato
i haven’t seen Jojo’s but here I am, i love it
You uploaded it 3 minutes ago and now I am here
c=====3
I meant
In which DIO calls me out for listening to these ASMR videos in my pajamas.
Omg is he talking about pucci at the end?! 😨😨
Me as a JoJo villain with a Gucci belt on my knee
The video: *keeps buffering*
Me: "Dio I swear to god if you don't stop buffering I'm gonna punch you"
It was just your stand, you accidentally ended up with the same type of stand as Star Platinum and have been unknowingly stopping time
@@temporalCaster - I AM THE STAND USER 😂😂 I freaking love that connection, thank you for this 😂❤
Dio: I’ll give you anything you want, you want riches?
Me: I guess
Dio: women?
Me: not really im asexual
Dio: men?
Me: no, I will literally fight for the hell of it
What are you saying, DIO? You got a problem with my T-shirt and jeans combo?
This.is.amazing. The voice to so spot on! I need more Dio, this is so good.
Edward Cullen is a JoJo reference
(Edit): LMAO DIO IS SO CUTE OMG
I’m married to dio in a game on my ds 😀
WAIT WHICH GAME IS IT ??
everyone wants to know what game pls
I feel like it’s tomodachi life
What gameee
I have questions about the boots. Did the man he killed for them come from a lamp Dio rubbed three times? If we say they’re designer, when they ask for the name to we say Genie or Djinn? I’ve been wondering.
I hyperventilated.👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
😳👉👈
😳
Ok this had me laughing so hard ! XD
Дио: я могу дать тебе все что угодно. Например богатство, женщин, мужчин.
Я: моя психика слишком поломана чтобы хотеть чего-то такого. Банально у меня есть триггеры которые отталкивают меня от людей. Ну а деньги я не возьму. Я не доверяю людям а особенно вампирам. (Да-да я выливаю свою грязную воду хоть кудато)
Can u do madara asmr again plssss..
My stand is doom slayer I named him after my favorite game character
Doom Guy is a virgin.
I love this vid ……But unfortunately he sounds a little too much like madara still made me sleep tho lmao good job
имба
Dio: I’ll give you anything you want, you want riches?
Me: yeah
Dio: women?
Me: not really
Dio: men?
Me: no, i kill men when i was 8 years old i did that once and later they fucking died on the streets i hid the body (its a lie)
when you said Polnareffs name with a French tone to it... my bra suddenly fell off
🙃