Cruelty Squad - Fitness Fragging
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ต.ค. 2022
- Wake from your depression nap. Inhale. Sneed. Inject creatine directly into your biothrusters. The rigorous workday requires yet another sacrifice. Fifteen minutes of intense physical exersion must be logged or they will take the chair. This worries you, as it is all you have left after deleting the latest dating app. As the combat cocktail of preworkout, milk thistle, free range andrenochrome and lumateperone courses through your veins, you feel divinity fill your rotten husk. Go. Lift. Pretend nobody can see your other grappendix through your suit.
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Only good things will come to you.
Have a ten year plan
Invest
Not only demonstrating the CEO mindset, but repping Sneed too. You have the soul of an Emperor.
Sneed
Chuck's better
You're getting biothruster gunk all over the equipment!
A good CEO always wipes his gunk off the bench
Weakest cruelty squad player:
now this is the hyper niche youtube art i live for
Finally someone who isn’t using the grapendix to do half rep pull ups!
"Divine bulk restored"
i like the dumbell attached to the grappendix and the SNEED belt
Formerly Chuck’s
I've been getting really into "gym". Both as a mindset and as something to strive for, in an organizational sense.
There's something intensely beautiful about it.
Now that's a cruelty squat
This is just like Gorbino's quest
Gorbino's quest of life
Gorbino‘s quest of Gainz
1:06 - literally me every time I do sit ups. Each sit up = diarhea ejection.
Wait an hour to workout after eating a handful of meatoids
He's cheating (read: maximizing his profit margin) on his sit ups by using a biothruster
Gym = power of misery
You enjoy the misery after awhile
This is why the LIFE boss is so hard to defeat.
Он проснулся от депрессивного сна
Unbelievably based
Expect a call from the department
The calves of an emperor
The soul of an emperor wasn’t built in a day.
No one has this much swag
this is the peak of cruelty squad content
Thats the cake of someone with a CEO mindset
The grapendix is such a beautiful touch.
U are in new pyro video 😱😱😱
No fucking way someone went to a gym wearing THAT!!!! I admire your confidence my guy.
That name is perfect for a Cruelty Squad gym.
Invest and in ten years it will become a reality
You are a automoton animated by protein
The grappendix is such a good detail 🤣
Bros using the grappendix to add extra weight for the pull ups
I can't believe he just wrote the entire description.
Man such a chad
the fucking gunkboosters sounds
1:35 damn you must have bought the funkgrunters with all that cake
True combat cocktail moment
this is clearly the best channel on youtube
the 'sneed' hits like gorbino
Kyle Gordon must be so proud!
Holy fuarkkkkkk mirin the Sneed belt
Based gains enthusiast
I fucking love this
Serious Sam + Mr foxtrot
He tied a weight to his Grappendix™️
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Wrong fandom bud. We invest in companies, not burn them.
the grapendix 💀💀💀
Divine link established
unfathomably based
Absolutely incredible performance, no doubt theres an advanced pancreas or two in there.
Can I ask what did you use to resemble a grabpendix please? Also just noticed it holding the dumbbell, amazing.
Lmao appreciate it. And it was a cheap single point rifle sling with a carabiner attached to grapple things
@@splitlipceo6864 Sometimes it's the simplist things. Ty I'm bringing together a get up for Halloween and it feels like a must have accessory. Rain hat included ofc.
Awesome! I don’t use Reddit but if you can look up my account on there (it should just be SplitLipCEO) and find post history I did post the exact stuff I ordered from Amazon to help out anyone trying to CEO it up. Good luck on your fit and let me know how it turns out! Also I noticed people use stuff like pads or cardboard for more vibrant armor detail, so get creative with it and go for something unique if you can.
Dude your grapendix is showing
Tuck it in when not using it ffs
It pulsates
amazing vid
Thank you!
I got a private jet ad under this video. Truly TH-cam knows only those with CEO GRINDSETS watch these videos and caters thus
You have the soul of an emperor
MF needs the icaros machine for that squat
nice bench nephew
I need cruelty squad merch
Oh Cruelty Squad really has merch
I will buy it
Wonderful
badass
debased and black suppositoried
Make your vids in 640x480p
You want even more crust? You got it
@@splitlipceo6864 hype
good content
nice :)
Cruelty Workout
Bro is usijg no combat cocktail, all natty
Mirin hard while hard
Aye if you need an editor, hmu. I'll do it for free 😎✡️💯😎
Appreciate it!