Speech: thong or jockstrap on your HEAD?

[@paulvincent8640]

This honorable member is out of their depth. Hopefully some other member of the symposium could enlighten us with their fashion expertise...

[@aristorators]

Thank you for your learned commentary! We're concerned about this member's contribution and will immediately send them to a remedial residential facility. We will release an additional speech on this subject within the next 24 hours.