Joker VS The Girls - All Intro Dialogues | INJUSTICE 2

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  • @fastkat7
    @fastkat7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Joker:Did you miss me
    Harley:I didn't go to your funeral
    Joker:Why not
    Harley:You asked me to plan it and I didn't

  • @dr.syndicate4754
    @dr.syndicate4754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    0:36 catwoman: harley not your pet joker
    the joker: you're right she's my possession
    catwoman: It's time I steal her from you
    I'll let catwoman rescue harley quinn, not gonna let poison ivy do the job especially when she tried to hurt harley.

    • @alexgarth4780
      @alexgarth4780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She gives as good as she gets.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brock Rushing Harley and Ivy are cannon though.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    4:05
    Joker: **I had a crush on you in junior high.**
    Poison Ivy: **You wouldn't have a chance in hell.**
    #roasted
    #REKT

  • @texmexan
    @texmexan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I just realize that joker started all of this

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Matt Murdock He turned a noble hero into a tyrant and caused all of the events that have occurred after that.

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Matt Murdock Plot twist: Batman really started this as he created the Joker.

    • @ericgarcia2730
      @ericgarcia2730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The one that killed Batman's parents is the real cause.

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eric Garcia The parents of the man who killed Batman's parents are the cause.

    • @ericgarcia2730
      @ericgarcia2730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it may start some crazy time shit

  • @ianrocco8453
    @ianrocco8453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    What can I say the Jokers a real lady killer. 😎

    • @EternalStorm796
      @EternalStorm796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ian Rocco
      tsk...talk about a killing joke.

    • @Araraki-Itto1
      @Araraki-Itto1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EternalStorm796 Ha!

    • @OFFlClALYOUTUBE
      @OFFlClALYOUTUBE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ian Rocco what a joke it almost caused a death in the family

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Tadeo lol I'm going to steal that from you. 😅

  • @four2773
    @four2773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Curiousuty killed the cat
    and Superman killed the joker
    bruh... she went there

    • @kingi-sick2485
      @kingi-sick2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually its
      Curiosity kills cats
      And supermen kills jokers

    • @eliainati3268
      @eliainati3268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingi-sick2485 and it is a Good burn

  • @2012toonami
    @2012toonami 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:59 He makes a good argument.

  • @yungnfresh22
    @yungnfresh22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "cant make puddin without breakin a few leg" savage af

  • @romanfigueroa5355
    @romanfigueroa5355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    since this joker is just a hallucination summoned by fear gas, its crazy how he still has a hold on everyone even in death

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roman Figueroa people as violently psychotic as him often leave a permanent mark in a sane (or in this case not so sane) humans mind.

  • @dracosamm
    @dracosamm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Vixen: calling you an animal is an insult to animals
    BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pjcastaneda5927
    @pjcastaneda5927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "In this story, Beauty kills the Beast."
    Says the one with the giant fucking vine lifting her down

  • @littlepanckes3857
    @littlepanckes3857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    harley: your times up missta J
    joker: Harley! you wouldnt hurt meee
    harley: can't make puddin without breaking a few legs
    Damn harley 😂

  • @johnnygat2383
    @johnnygat2383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    0:23
    Joker: Batman's lesser half...
    Catwoman: Harley's abusive ex.
    Joker: She gave as good as she got.
    Lol, Joker's a dick.

    • @outcastpov9366
      @outcastpov9366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Johnny Gat lol Harley's a dick too

    • @alexgarth4780
      @alexgarth4780 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny Gat a boss*

    • @heheooof5670
      @heheooof5670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@outcastpov9366 no shes not

    • @outcastpov9366
      @outcastpov9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heheooof5670 sure she is

  • @Halloweenman33
    @Halloweenman33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    With the God skin and the top hat, the Joker kind of looks like Gentleman Ghost from a distance

  • @mannatreats664
    @mannatreats664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how it explicitly states that Joker and Ivy teamed up before....they sound borderline like their hate flirting.

  • @klillym1461
    @klillym1461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back." The complete quote.

  • @leohughes8082
    @leohughes8082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow Joker had a crush on Catwoman, Supergirl, Poison Ivy and Wonder Woman in junior high

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Joker: You really do expect this to be a cakewalk
    Cheetah: I'll make quick work of this hunt
    The Joker: At least you'll die laughing

  • @deadpooljr13
    @deadpooljr13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Me thinks the canary doth protest 2 much" lmaoo.

  • @SarujinieUras
    @SarujinieUras 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There are no redeeming qualities to Wonder Woman in this universe, but her lines with Joker were all gold

  • @michaelbrent854
    @michaelbrent854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Joker too abusive for any lady.

    • @jaymehiggins0690
      @jaymehiggins0690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Michael Brent Not for the masochist ladies. Joker himself is a masochist. It's why he enjoys Batman beating the hell about him.

    • @imamystery2810
      @imamystery2810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Joker has a weird fetish for Batman beating the fuck out of him*

    • @jaymehiggins0690
      @jaymehiggins0690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kingoflive466 gaming She is. Especially in this game.

  • @petfish3454
    @petfish3454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Harley scared the sh*t out of me at the end.

  • @ioszeged7274
    @ioszeged7274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂
    'I had a crush on you in juniour high'
    supergirl: 'I just Got here"
    I'm dead lol

  • @baronessofffe142
    @baronessofffe142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That jokers just a halinciton summoned by fear gas

  • @fsg1912
    @fsg1912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    joker is a funny he don't give no fucks lol

  • @theplayer6483
    @theplayer6483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    joker : still got 9 lives do you?
    lol

  • @whatwhat98
    @whatwhat98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I all but gift wrapped your boyfriend. He's not wrong

  • @sunitaghariya6516
    @sunitaghariya6516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am here only for Harley anybody as

  • @deadpoolwrestler7179
    @deadpoolwrestler7179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:04 its true, that's not going to work because, he's dead.

  • @TheReaper-jc6gs
    @TheReaper-jc6gs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I would kiss"
    "I would prefer some rough housing"
    (Insert lenny face here)

  • @christhexenomorphking9251
    @christhexenomorphking9251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I kinda wish poison ivy would have said something about harley

  • @julimarquez8893
    @julimarquez8893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    she waste so many bats after that harley

  • @christopherhaydon5991
    @christopherhaydon5991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JOKER IS THE Jolly Jester of Genocide, what Did u expect?!

  • @DestEdits
    @DestEdits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Cat Woman-"Harleys abusive ex" Joker-"she GAVE as good as she GOT" is that a sex joke or am I dirty minded?

    • @g21sgu70
      @g21sgu70 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      xDestEdits you're dirty minded 🤣🤣🤣

  • @coreysmith6234
    @coreysmith6234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love joker

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    +SMGxPrincess I'm looking for Joker vs the boys

    • @SMGxPrincess
      @SMGxPrincess  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexander Wells th-cam.com/video/nv5MAcMDfbA/w-d-xo.html This is one that's similiar.

  • @Tracks777
    @Tracks777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant work! Keep it up!

  • @BigBossIvan
    @BigBossIvan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’ll put the fun in your funeral”
    🤣😂😂 that was amazing

  • @Metalman200xdamnit
    @Metalman200xdamnit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joker kind of reminds me of the Hi-Hats in the videogame,The Warriors. The color reminds me of their lieutenants.

  • @knightfallprotocol
    @knightfallprotocol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:58 is he referring to when he cut his face off and stapled it back on?

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KnightfallPro possibly

  • @bluelightning627
    @bluelightning627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joker: "I had a crush on you in high school"
    Super Girl: " i just got here"
    Lol gotta get em young i suppose 😂

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joker a freak bro. Supergirl is basically a teenager and she just got there.

  • @talrasjones6509
    @talrasjones6509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How come catwoman and cheetah are not friends

    • @bdm_m1439
      @bdm_m1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Keelan Barron Catwoman had the first comic appearance

    • @ThreeEyedPea
      @ThreeEyedPea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Talras Jones Other than them both having cat themes, why would they be?

    • @Roberto-fd6dg
      @Roberto-fd6dg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Catwoman is with Batman and Cheetah is working with the Society.

  • @rubycook6638
    @rubycook6638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My DeAr

  • @biwnzixebrxb4786
    @biwnzixebrxb4786 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:58 Joker sums up the entirety of the Wonder Woman

  • @TheJotaroKujo
    @TheJotaroKujo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:04 my favourite pick up line for feminists.

  • @cosmodash6360
    @cosmodash6360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What the fuck?! Every character in Injustice basically treats Joker like a small insignificant threat and humiliate him as well... C'mon man, he is basically DC Universe's Devil!

    • @Araraki-Itto1
      @Araraki-Itto1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cosmin Dash Nah man.....Devil is TOO light a name...hes....hes....ugh...what's worst then a devil?

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cosmin Dash humans or human minded creatures, downplay their fears.

  • @thelonedecidueye5744
    @thelonedecidueye5744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best. Joker. Ever.

  • @code212
    @code212 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "As my new mall, you'll do nicely!"

  • @cartooncrovo6878
    @cartooncrovo6878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i had a crush on you in junior high."
    "you would't have a chance in---"
    *Ivy gets crushed by anvil*
    "TADA!"

  • @thedlcpack3756
    @thedlcpack3756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why Mr j look like the gentlemen ghost

  • @Native_Beats_
    @Native_Beats_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's a scary ass knife!

  • @jazmynlungardi3496
    @jazmynlungardi3496 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    kitty cheschire is daughter of cat woman

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    +SMGxPrincess I'm looking for Mr. Freeze intros

  • @itmustbelove08
    @itmustbelove08 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this concept. Very cool

  • @carptrapcarnyllectricis4454
    @carptrapcarnyllectricis4454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHAT THE FREAK BRUH!! JOKER WAS ALREADY CREEPY ENOUGH WITH HIS REGULAR SHADER FROM WHEN IN HIS INTRO DIALOUGES HE WAS THE SECOND ONE TO TALK MEANING HE HAD ONLY ONE LINE TO SAY, BUT THE GOD SHADER OH MY GOSH THE WHITE EYES HE GETS ALONG WITH IT IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME, AND EVERYONE I AM SO SORRY FOR YELLING WHILE SAYING BUT DANG IN MY OPINION JOKER WITH THE GOD SHADER IS JUST PRETTY MUCH THE CREEPIEST OR AT LEAST ONE OF THE MOST CREEPIEST THINGS ANYONE COULD SEE EVER!!

  • @girardwhiting2086
    @girardwhiting2086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when I hear Harleys voice I hear toot from drawn together and ferra/torr from mortal kombat. is it the same person?

    • @afroman9541
      @afroman9541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Girard Whiting Yeah. They're all voiced by Tara Strong

  • @virgman9947
    @virgman9947 ปีที่แล้ว

    why do you always forget Starfire bruh (Kori)?

  • @austinhodge7492
    @austinhodge7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does he look like the gentleman ghost?

  • @TheElementsAreWithMe
    @TheElementsAreWithMe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "And they call me nuts" yeah but your still the worse

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is there no supergirl rule 34 😭😭

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:00 - 8:05 😳😳 #REKT

  • @swampholegood
    @swampholegood 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    who is that supergirl lookalike

    • @Alcane302
      @Alcane302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Power Girl, you can only get her through the Ultimate Edition or the Deluxe edition I believe.

    • @swampholegood
      @swampholegood 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      UndeadAlcane Whats the difference between the two?

    • @Alcane302
      @Alcane302 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not much. They still have the same moveset but their outfits and voices are different.

    • @swampholegood
      @swampholegood 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      UndeadAlcane ah ok

    • @speedfreak9758
      @speedfreak9758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gamey Games powergirl is alternate version of supergirl from earth 2 she is also older.

  • @danmcelroy9566
    @danmcelroy9566 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make harley beat him

  • @kadarihebron3653
    @kadarihebron3653 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joker has no rizz he is gay

  • @VictoryReviews
    @VictoryReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the fuck is he wearing