@@jellyno1946 Very sorry that you're mad. But I do think that the alike comment has more likes than I, meaning that there would be no use to copy and paste it because there's a very unlikely chance that I would get likes since there's already a similar popular comment. A pure coincidence, sorry that you're mad. I don't really check to see if someone already commented what I was going to comment, but I guess I should now, since people will assume I copied someone else.
“He was killed in the men’s room, so we can already rule out two suspects since the girls aren’t allowed in the male restroom.” “You know what else isn’t allowed James? Murder!” That got me
North Pole Mail Service true. but only the plant itself was poisonous. nothing was said about it giving off fumes so you would have to make physical contact and it would have to go through your flesh
You've got it backwards, poisonous means that if you touch it, breath its fumes, or ingest it you'll die. But venomous means it has to be injected into you for you to die
Actually there are no Polar Bears in the Northern Hemisphere. Except for Zoos and Aquariums, there is no where in the world that penguins and polar bears live in the same place.
Mayans: *literally build a pyramid whit 365 stairs (one for every day of the year) and now it’s one of the 7 wonders of the world* James: MAYAS DIN’T HAVE STAIRS
11:05 If you were to pass the poisonous plant you could still escape. They're poisonous plants, they can only hurt you if you eat them because they're poisonous.
14:38 7 Second Riddles : He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child James: He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child Me: he gave a seed to every CHILD in the KINGDOM
I thought it was Ronda because if everyone else was busy, so how could she have been waiting for her turn? I thought it was the maid because if the cook was preparing food, why would the maid be doing the dishes?
Well, that's because the tuxedo arm was edited in. In reality, the boyfriend/husband is not there at all, but in his place a powerful crime lord (for the sake of the story we'll call him Jeff), who went after the boyfriend/husband to kill him after he wronged Jeff. The woman in the reflection is not the b/h's mistress, but in fact the girlfriend/wife of b/h. Jeff killed b/h so he could be with g/w. Jeff and g/w stole b/h's phone and sent this picture to throw the authorities off, but they did not notice the reflection when they sent it, a fatal mistake. The police will catch them, and arrest them for the conspired murder of b/h. Don't you know anything? It's so obvious. You should really watch more riddles.
ɴᴏᴠᴏᴄᴀɪɴᴇ actually, it said, “to commit a suicide” which made me laugh really hard because it was as if she could commit more than one or something lol
One of mine is people using "literally" for no reason. Also, using "hate" for stupid reasons. You hate someone who murders your entire family, not someone who makes a comment on the Internet that bothers you.
14:29 is stolen from a e book known as the empty pot. Dont guide these riddle channels, they steal and the solely substance they have is flashy editing.
I’m pretty sure they’re part of the soul publishing or whatever too, the same company that makes actually happened and bright side, so there should’ve been no illusion on if they were scummy.
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I'm still mad about B being the coolest letter
why are you testing me with dad jokes 😂😂😂
The coolest letter is Obviously M. It's such a grEAT, letter- Ernie
dad jokes are the ultimate riddle
It's T since it stand for Theodd1sout
*And that's a fact*
The coolest letter Is z no question about it
*because the dad jokes are becoming **_stronger_*
You bury me when I'm alive, and dig me up only when I die. What am I?
James : *hamster*
Potato
Me
I didnt get to this part of the video and I think the answer is flower
Edit: the answer was plant close enough xD
Well, a flower is technically a plant so I'd say you got it.
Hasan Siddiqi X-ray why thank you lmao
MaAz:"And you're wearing my merch!"
James:"YEAH hey MaAz where can I get this merch??"
Maaz:"IdK"
Yeah, he said that, so?
Riddle: All animals, buildings can’t jump.
Me: *Neither do elephants.*
LOLLL
Hi Angie! Praise to Atua!
yes they do, but only in dire situations where they need to jump because their life depends on it.
@@wyvernslayer7604 No they can't jump. If they do, they'll die. No wait they just can't.
Hello Angie
“What was the riddle? She found Jesus”
James- 2019
Micah Sherman
Amen
I wanted to like this but for some UNKOWN REASON TH-cam Closed...
That was the riddle a n d t h e a n s w e r w a s d e a t h
The giant rat that makes all of the rules Im a rat
Nice name
"He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child."
yup
so he puts his seeds in children? il see myself out
oh god
So no seeds or.....?
I just posted that and then I see your comment. 🤣
12:36
James: why is my sister so hot?
*sweet home Alabama starts to play*
"The rats can die"
i feel personally offended maaz-
th-cam.com/video/-scKttcc2jo/w-d-xo.html
I wheeze after I heard this
Isnt that.... wait not racist, not sexist.
@@Buttclinger isn’t that illegal
"I'm wearing a purple tie and purple gloves"
Is Maaz the man behind the slaughter?
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE LAST SEEN MY SON
*the maaz behind the slaughter*
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MAKE THIS JOKE, I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT
What’s maaz? Is he the man behind the slaughter?
Deep sigh
“He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child”
-James 2019
14:33
oh god
I didn't even noticed that lmao lol
Well that’s one way to produce a heir
Pizza
“First off, why is my sister so hot?”
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
SWEET HOME ARIZONA!
Moving Pictures I’m so sorry that you have to bear this cancerous comment thread.
(Except for pizzamaster)
MORMON EXCELLENCE
th-cam.com/video/-scKttcc2jo/w-d-xo.html
Yeetrff
Maz: *grabs James’s arm*
Maz: I’m a kidnapper now
XD
**hand
That was the point bruh
James: what If it's a pet rat?
Him: he can die
Me: *checks to make sure my rat isnt dead*
rats are cool
Thanks for checking on me.
I used to have a pet rat, they are adorable
My pet rat has cancer :(
@@fiawolfe8597 :C big sad
“Which animal jumps higher than a building?”
Me: A Magikarp
Link in Links Awakening when you try to use a warp point without any other points to warp to
magikarp isn't an animal
it's a god
THATS LITERALLY MY THOUGHTS DUDE
A Ponyta because it can jump a mountain
i see you are a person of culture as well
12:38
James: "First off, why is my sister that hot? Am I right?"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
stolen, like literally copied and pasted
@@jellyno1946 really? could you tell me who i apparently "copied and pasted" from?
@@nunya3593 the comment that was literally hearted and made 2 hours before yours, its the exact same thing without "Am I right?"
@@jellyno1946 Very sorry that you're mad. But I do think that the alike comment has more likes than I, meaning that there would be no use to copy and paste it because there's a very unlikely chance that I would get likes since there's already a similar popular comment. A pure coincidence, sorry that you're mad. I don't really check to see if someone already commented what I was going to comment, but I guess I should now, since people will assume I copied someone else.
"What comes up and never comes down?"
me: My fluterfly fairy that my mom decided to take outside the day I got it. It was never seen again.
“He was killed in the men’s room, so we can already rule out two suspects since the girls aren’t allowed in the male restroom.”
“You know what else isn’t allowed James? Murder!”
That got me
15:00 did 7-second riddles just steal this popular children’s book?
Yes he did
Yes they did
I noticed that too
Yes WE did
I heard it from somewhere, didnt know it was a childrens book
Is no one going to talk about his watermelon socks?
the socks is amazing i need them
Kara Jo nobody is talking about it because he already talked to much about it
let's make watermelon socks merch plz
Hope you're joking
Kara Jo they’re amazing
Grace: *Desides not to commit deathposito*
Gravity: *I’m bout to ruin this mans whole career*
Wow so funny! I'll remind you when I laugh
Tasked failed successfully!
8:30 nice choice of background for talking about penguins.
James: “she was crowned to be the next king”
Me: *sighs*
Grizzly Gamez lol
Well at least you didn’t quote him
“He gave a seed to every *kingdom in the child”*
grace: *decided to not jump*
gravity: "imma make u dead anyway lol"
Gravity: owo wats this?
*its the floor.*
Omg james said “he gave a seed to every kingdom in the child” instead of “he gave a seed to every child in the kingdom” XD
Tip don’t explain the joke the reason its funny or it wont be.
*he gave a child to ever kingdom in the seed*
14:34 he gave a seed to every kingdom in the child
lmao
XDDDDDDDDD
11:00 The plants would've worked too! they're POISONOUS not venomous so you'd only die if you ate them
It could also be poisonous to the touch and it could also let off poisonous fumes.
North Pole Mail Service true. but only the plant itself was poisonous. nothing was said about it giving off fumes so you would have to make physical contact and it would have to go through your flesh
Venomous just means it needs to go into your blood to work tho right, so you'd still be fine
You've got it backwards, poisonous means that if you touch it, breath its fumes, or ingest it you'll die. But venomous means it has to be injected into you for you to die
Well the plant is probs dead anyways because its 1000 years old
“He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child”
“She was crowned to be the next king”
-James 2019
He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child
-james 2019
STOP QUOTING PEOPLE
@@stonehaynes2998 this was a month ago idiot
Based off a book
Evey kingdom in da carild
James: What if it was someone's pet rat?
Amaaz: It can die
James: Yeah, it can die.
James now: *Has two pet rats*
"never eat pizza again or rat dies"
"Yea the rat can die"
Bbh crying in the distance
“First I was the riddler and now I’m the didle- Wait.”
- Quote oF 2019 by Mazz
Candy Apples 😂😂😂
xD
STOP 😂😂😂
NEVER!!!!
ONCE YOU MESS UP ON THE INTERNET YOU WILL BE HARRASED FOREVER
xD
Sub to my channel and I'll sub to yours. Let's build each other up and stop tearing each other down! 🤜🤛🌎❤🌠
James: *used Santa clause to remember where penguins and polar bears lived*
Actually there are no Polar Bears in the Northern Hemisphere. Except for Zoos and Aquariums, there is no where in the world that penguins and polar bears live in the same place.
Why you judge him
Hey where is B
LOL
@@pige6334 isn't it the other way around?
7:49 It was Agatha all alongggggg~ 🎶
Holds hand
“I’m a kidnapper now”
Me: so much potential fanfiction to be written
Maaz and James: *Talking and joking around normally*
No one:
James: *Puts mic in mouth*
not funny
@@EnderskrillAnimations thank you uwu owo
Time gap?
@@SushiAish 11:30
Hey, I do that.
I want James as the next riddler in the new Batman movie
@@JarrodBaniqued true
10:05 thats a background in gacha life 😂
Lol ya🤣
That's what I thought 😂
I HATE GACHA
@@Yalelwlekeldkcma Okay
no, not really
“I guess flies, if they were the size of an animal”
-James
The answer to all riddles: They found Jesus
If the kid is holding his father’s hand
That means the kid is the kidnapper
no the kid is an adultnapper
CJtheSlothy 2007 lol
🤣🤣🤣
In Soviet Russia...
Lol
James: "I'm never eating pizza again."
Me: That's fine. At least you've got Sooubway.
SOOBWAY 5 EVERYONE!
3:47 the second girl was waiting for her turn but doesn’t have her bowling shoes on!
Thats the riddle
DolphinMan42 yeah ik, that’s why I said it
BaggedTreptune what I meant was that’s the reason in the video, so it was pointless to say it in the comments
DolphinMan42 I said that before They said the answer
BaggedTreptune why would you say the answer if it says it in the video
i was prommised a chocolate bar for watching this
@Laura Brasberger oof you a gold digga lol
edit: noice drawing skills
we all get chocolate bars then
Negro and
Loo
i was promised a floooooooooof. they scammed me
Mayans: *literally build a pyramid whit 365 stairs (one for every day of the year) and now it’s one of the 7 wonders of the world*
James: MAYAS DIN’T HAVE STAIRS
lol
Oh his name was “Mayans?” I thought his name was “Maz” As in Mazda.
"There's stairs to that door, so someone must have made it." Where do you think doors come from?
James: Gets 7 seconds to solve a ridle
Also James: Pauses the video
0:08
*Watermelon socks*
_The attire of kings_
14:34
“He GaVe A sEeD to EvErY kInGdOm In ThE ChiLd”
Looking for this 😂😂
also "He JuSt FiShEs ThE hOoK oUt Of YoUr WaLlEt" -maaz
12:38
Me:
My mom:
Not even Mazz:
James: wHy Is mY sIstER thAT hOt?
Edit: Also his nervous voice crack is like "You gud there?"
8:07 woah it was Agatha all along
Maaz: First I was the Riddler, now im the Diddler-
*wait frick-*
Does anyone remember when he posted a vid like this a year ago? Now he’s started a trend!
Cayla Marie The first Riddle video was a year ago?!?!
Woah it’s been THAT long??? I still remember when it was his newest video
So long ago yet they seem so fresh in my mind
11:05 If you were to pass the poisonous plant you could still escape. They're poisonous plants, they can only hurt you if you eat them because they're poisonous.
"A seed to every kingdom in the child..."
- James, September 2019
Ight, I'll be back in 30 mins after the begbots have left the comment section
alright its been 30 mins
@@therealraichu9904 cheers for the reminder
@8bit gaming I think because he likes them
Change your picture bro it’s a dead meme
@@adamania31 what should I change it to?
12:08 Maaz "Just fishes the hook out of the wallet"
I love you
6:10
What goes up and never comes down
Maaz: AGE
James: BALLON
Dark crystal age of resistance on netflix. You should watch it
Ok
No
Is it good
He already did
He knows that ^-^
"He gave a seed to every child in the kingdom"
_Bruh_
NUUUUUUUU MY DIRTY MINDD XD
It said "every kingdom in a child" for a second and that's what James read
how to unsee
Doshick999 the editor did that on purpose
7:55 AGATHA ALL ALONG
This maaz guy is great he should make a TH-cam channel doing story time animations
Edit: he should call it the amaazing
Before u even said that he does have a storytime animation channel that has the name amaazing
R/wooosh you uncultured swine
WhY iS mY sIsTeR tHaT HoT, aM i RiGhT?
Shes taken sorry
Yes, but by who?...
[Insert 3 Silhouettes of 2 People]
*ENTER DOWN IN THE COMMENTS WHAT YOU THINK.*
How do u think I know she's taken lololol
@@shortbean0 me...
14:38
7 Second Riddles : He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child
James: He gave a seed to every kingdom in the child
Me: he gave a seed to every CHILD in the KINGDOM
he was only reading the screen, no need to correct him
It was the editor that switched it around
Wrong timestamp
I thought it was Ronda because if everyone else was busy, so how could she have been waiting for her turn?
I thought it was the maid because if the cook was preparing food, why would the maid be doing the dishes?
cocktail dude was busy, she was waiting for him to get back so that he could finish her turn and then she could start hers
13:07 i thought it would say "they can take fall damage"
"what if it was someone's pet rat?"
"then they can die"
"yeah, yeah"
*Dave wants to know your location*
“First I was a riddler, now ima diddler- ohwait”
-Maaz 2019
james- he gave a seed to every kingdom in the child"
me:*slowly claps*i want you to relize yur mistake
9:23 arm has a tuxedo arm thing but the reflection doesn’t 🤔🤔🤔
Oh yeah
Well, that's because the tuxedo arm was edited in. In reality, the boyfriend/husband is not there at all, but in his place a powerful crime lord (for the sake of the story we'll call him Jeff), who went after the boyfriend/husband to kill him after he wronged Jeff. The woman in the reflection is not the b/h's mistress, but in fact the girlfriend/wife of b/h. Jeff killed b/h so he could be with g/w. Jeff and g/w stole b/h's phone and sent this picture to throw the authorities off, but they did not notice the reflection when they sent it, a fatal mistake. The police will catch them, and arrest them for the conspired murder of b/h.
Don't you know anything? It's so obvious. You should really watch more riddles.
The Tux is a vampire
“Mr. Doodle was stabbed in his own house”
Me: *IT WAS THE BUTLER*
Funny, but . . . There wasn't a butler
i was just laughing at this because it as so funny XD
I can’t stop laughing at 8:29 His immediate thought was “okay so Santa” that was adorable and hilarious
“Grace decided to commit suicide”
OKAY.
ɴᴏᴠᴏᴄᴀɪɴᴇ actually, it said, “to commit a suicide” which made me laugh really hard because it was as if she could commit more than one or something lol
James: Myans don’t have stairs.
Literally, the myan pyramids are made of stairs.
please tell me that's a joke
*mayan*
Maaz : "wait that's not a riddle"
Me and James : "Never has been"
I love the editing in this video
Its great and funny
The one with the fake seed is in a book and has been around for longer than 7 second riddles witch means they plagiarized it
"Well we can rule out two suspects there not aloud in the men's room."
"You know what else is not aloud James. MURDER!"
Edit:Allowed*
Edit 2: They're*
*allowed
TheEvilTruth X who is aloud 🤣
You could’ve just changed it to the right spelling u didn’t need to put the *
Also, *they're
nick arkells and I care for what reason...?
Maaz: "Thanks for wearing my merch!"
Captions: "where my marriage"
._.
I just saw the "Reacting to our old arts vid" of Maaz and James.
Maaz really likes to show his socks.Like REALLY DOES
9:37 James is a Furry, confirmed :D
Is he though? 15:26
@@ethanpham3955 a furry that doesn't care about other furries
Man, the people behind those kidnapper riddles must have something against hand holding
Riddle: You burry me when I’m alive and dig me out when I die
James: a hamster
"Would you rather never eat pizza for the rest of your life or kill two puppies?"
Vegans: Is this some meat joke Im too vegan to understand?
number one pet peeve in the world-
people asking for subs in comments.
I literally hate it
sub if you agree
@@swistle2548 lol
One of mine is people using "literally" for no reason. Also, using "hate" for stupid reasons. You hate someone who murders your entire family, not someone who makes a comment on the Internet that bothers you.
Heh
Do you literally hate it or metaphorically hate it?
2:48
*dead man laying on the floor*
James and Maz: casually laughs
You should definitely do another one of those
James pls give us this content while we binge ur channel in quarantine
I swear, these channels don't give us actual riddles. They're just trying to train us to become the next Sherlock Holmes
"Rule one on the Internet: when you're taking a picture, make sure there's nothing in the reflection"- James 2019
Dude James saying "It was the butler" and then laughing at his own joke at 7:25 healed my soul
7 second riddles: “Buildings don’t jump”
Me: *cough cough* neither do snails *cough*
14:29 is stolen from a e book known as the empty pot. Dont guide these riddle channels, they steal and the solely substance they have is flashy editing.
I think they know that
I’m pretty sure they’re part of the soul publishing or whatever too, the same company that makes actually happened and bright side, so there should’ve been no illusion on if they were scummy.
That story is old tho
Yeah I read that book
Yes, James is one of my favorite channels and I find it sad he is supporting them. They clickbait and lie all the time
"The rats can die"
i feel personally offended maaz-
4:40 **NOMNOMNOMNOM
“What does infidelity mean?” I-🥴😂
True gamers would defeat the Ender dragon in 69 seconds
Ecin
I don't get "69"
Thomasturnipples69 that’s not true
😏
@@dominotheballpython4969 how?
7:00
So that’s where all of the hamsters went
How heared the super mario odyssey music at the first .
"He just fishes the hook out of his wallet.
-TheAMaazing, 2019
That isn't AMaazing. That guy has eyes.
Original Joke.
Goldlink567 only amaazing fans get this
Goldlink567 very original
Thanks
Very VERY original
Hilarious and original
14:32 James : *He gave a Seed to every Kingdom in the Child* 😂😂😂 Who else noticed 😂
Literally everyone noticed X3
EVERYONE
Everyone watching it