The black magic induced meat is actually science. That piece of meat is actually a muscle that still has unused ATP contained in it. When salt comes in contact with it, All that muscle energy is released and the muscle starts to shake, move, pulse, or spazz out.
Now this video is 50/50 for another reason: 50% of the audience is thinking "please don't get the menstrual blood, that's too much!" and the other half's thinking "menstrual blood's too much? Wimps." Three guesses where the division lies.
@@sgtthecracfox4421 I'm not saying anyone WANTS to see it, I'm saying when you're forced to see it for most of your life, it doesn't bother you as much online.
This challenge just goes to show that on the one hand, the internet has amazing things like cute animals, but on the other hand, it has extremely NSFW things as well, things of which I refuse to go into detail about
I've actually seen a freshly cut off arm I'm the train station. Apparently a train ran over the guy's arm. (He's homeless) Truly traumatizing experience for a 9 year old
"You could see a baby boy bouncing around with a balloon, or you could see a dead body." "So it could be terrible, or it could be lovely." _Respectively_
50/50 is that subreddit where you can watch a cute little cat being a derp.... or a skinned alive man next to his decapitated dad, while someone puts out his heart and laughs at him. Yes, I'm traumatized already. Thank you Jack.
That man with the radiation burns. He was from Japan and was accidentally exposed more than 10 thousand (Gy/h) or Sievert. We was kept alive for 88 days and was one of the very first people to get a marrow transplant.
@@Kevin-McLaughlin The artificial sweeteners are recognized in multiple states as cancer-causing, real sugar is more fattening but technically still less unhealthy.
**jack getting a bunch of things that aren’t even bad “This isn’t bad” Me: sips Coca Cola Zero same great taste zero sugar “Ahhh.... he isn’t logged in is he”
Sean: "Im gonna end this video oncei have dinner from this morning." Also Sean: "you dont have dinner in the morning"😂😂 Reddit 50/50 affects your food grammar though 😆😆
2:51 I am pretty sure I can explain why this happens for people who don't know. So sometimes even when it's dead certain spices, sauces or salt can cause muscle spasms in different animals muscles. Which is what's caused that meat, a spice or salt has caused the muscle tissues to spasm.
I sure hope you paid Robin extra for this. He deserves it. Also, you can search on the sub by flair:true to get actual rng posts. Those are horrible because it’s actually chance.
9:35 the story behind the image is insane. His name was Hisashi Ouchi and he, along with coworkers, became the victim of deadly radiation poisoning at the Tokaimora nuclear plant in 1999. Ouchi in particular received 17 Sv of radiation (anything over 10 Sv is deadly). When he arrived to the hospital, he had radiation burns across his entire body, a near-zero white blood cell count, and severe damage to his internal organs. He was all but dead without intervention of medical staff. He was kept alive for 83 days against his will before finally dying of multiple organ failure.
If people are honestly believing that Sean is being serious about being the first one to do one of these, they clearly A) cannot understand sarcasm, B) don't know Sean at all or C) Both A and B.
dude you're not cool saying r/woosh for one. For 2 do you know how many people will go around asking questions or saying things like this and really mean it? A lot. I always answer just in case. Also a joke is only going over someone's head if they don't understand it, when it's something that should be obvious. If someone just doesn't know the info because it came from a video etc, it's not a r/woosh. You can't expect people to have seen every video, meme etc that you have. People use r/woosh too much now, and usually in the incorrect way.
I’ve seen people that have died in a plane crash, someone’s head cut in two after a car crash, a skinned foot after a motorcycle accident, and a lot worse, Jackaboy man hasn’t seen the worst of it yet.
ive seen the indian car crash guy, his head looks like an unpacked texture file lmao, i havent seen the plane crash, but ive seen the aftermath of someone sucked into a jet engine :p
BallasticShock1234 that is totally not true I mean one of my cats loves me as fucking much probably even more than my dog yeah some cats are jerks but if you were to treat them nice then they would still be jerks but when you have a bad time they would cheer you up I’m not hating on dogs but please don’t say that cats are shit they are to me the best pets (they also don’t need as much as a dog)
9:36 the man with radiation burns is Japanese. There had been a catastrophe in some sort of laboratory that caused their muscles to atrophy and even fall off of his bones. (As far as I remember.)
Id seen it a while ago and it was someone called hisashi ouchi who was tortured by being kept alive like that for about 80 days in pain even tho he said to the doctors to just kill him
@@mrrim5927 It's not Ouchi (though if you don't value your sanity and innocence that tragedy is worth learning about), Ouchi was kept in a gauze and never required amputation Also he was put in a coma after the first week or so when he said he couldn't take any more, so he wasn't suffering the whole time for whatever that's worth. It was his family's requests that the doctors keep him alive
cri sadboy emo58 I noticed that too that was the only time I wanted jack to get the good version because the other ones we couldn’t see because he was signed out
Jack: *Most of the time gets the good stuff and only occasionally got gore* Me: *Already saw 5 mutilated corpses within the first 4 minutes on the subreddit* Edit: Damn y'all some psychotic mfs
My first ever try I got a video of a woman who had her face torn off from the bottom and she was trying to stretch her face back over her chin and into shape Fucking changed me completely that day 😂😂
1:26 "I have testicles so big they don't even fit in my pants anymore" ...Sorry, but if that's the case, then what was the point of finding the flamingo shorts?
Sean 2013: ok I'm cute and look like a baby Sean 2015: aww adorable Sean 2016: sweet green haired screaming child Sean 2017: omg how are you even louder? Sean 2018: natural hair and beard! It looks great Sean 2019: weirdly attractive Viking beard and man bun??
Jack: “oh you need to be logged in to see the NSFW posts.”
Jack: *logs into Reddit
Jack: ...
Jack: *logs out of Reddit
It is now
@@malgraybill7841 Now its 169
Spencer Erickson thank you for sharing this moment with me
use 2 asterisks
not 1
@@originaluseername they weren't trying to italicize it
The black magic induced meat is actually science. That piece of meat is actually a muscle that still has unused ATP contained in it. When salt comes in contact with it, All that muscle energy is released and the muscle starts to shake, move, pulse, or spazz out.
Thank you, life makes sense nos
So, an SCP then...
Woah! That's awesome!
I'm still gonna scream about it though
Is it still edible? How do I do this? Could be a cool Halloween idea
Jack used his inner Irish to be this lucky
Just a dude who likes Dbz jacksepticeye ultra instinct
DAMIT ME!!
Good thing SJW's don't watch Jacksepticeye.
The luck of the irish
It's not random chance, it's a link to something and it worries you About the other thing.
Jack before turning off the NSFW filter: "I am a god among men!"
Jack after turning off the NSFW filter: *"God has left us"*
🤦🏻♂️
A moment of silence for the person that had to edit this video.
His name is Robin
In the comment above you there are people competing on the gore
F
Seen a video of a dude shooting himself with a shotgun with blood all over the place. I did not fucking like it
Hope he likes gore
*“A large amount of period discharge.”*
Oh, so she sneezed.
XD
this is fucking amazing😂
Lmao
Yeah XD
Or coughed.
I DIED
Sean: It's going up. It's more like 80/20
Sean: Soon enough, it's going to be 90/50
Sean: *Makes a weird face*
Yeah, sums that up
when is this?
kaelyn 7:57
“I’m not a mathematician!”
"That's not--"
50/50: “excessive amount of period blood”
Every woman in the world watching: does she need another pad after that cough/sneeze/attempted fart??
“Attempted fart” honestly this has got to be perfectly explained
Lmao “attempted fart” I thought it was only meee😭
As a girl, this is incredibly relatable XD
correction: every person with a uterus lol
attempted fart 😭
Coke aren't sponsoring Jack cause he's promoting them for free
Isn't*
No are not is right
They are both right
Aaron m.s good engrish
@@aaronm.s3706 k
"I have the luck of the irish!"
Historically, the luck of the irish is pretty bad.
Yeah my family has dealt with that
He is unlucky to be this lucky
Wait I'm Irish....this makes my life make sooo much more sense
Nice profile picture my dude
Historically there mascot is a fucking four leave clover
He’s not a mathematician he’s a jackematican
Perfect 😂
I thought he was a whale biologist
a jackoffer
Lucky you 🍀
No he's a *jackiplier*
Now this video is 50/50 for another reason: 50% of the audience is thinking "please don't get the menstrual blood, that's too much!" and the other half's thinking "menstrual blood's too much? Wimps." Three guesses where the division lies.
People with periods vs. People without periodd
I don’t think it really matters no one wants to see that it’s like having no arm and then being like hell Yeah I love seeing chopped off limbs
@@sgtthecracfox4421 I'm not saying anyone WANTS to see it, I'm saying when you're forced to see it for most of your life, it doesn't bother you as much online.
i'm the other 50%
@@elizabethshaw7472 some insane people do want to see it 💀
Instead of saying 50/50, he should've slapped the white board and said " HALF " 😂😂
AcTuAlLy 50/50 EqUaLs OnE
@@brandonpotts3078 ha-ha
Really man? Why did you copy me
@@iambosco5014 i was 1st to comment that 😂
@@brandonpotts3078 mAtH
bold of you to assume my existence isn't already soul-sucking, crushing, depressing, and absolutely miserable
Agreed my friend.
Me tho
Why do you call us all out like that
it really do be like dat sometimes
Give Robin a raise for having to edit this video!!
give him the raise.
You don't know how much he makes in the first place
This challenge just goes to show that on the one hand, the internet has amazing things like cute animals, but on the other hand, it has extremely NSFW things as well, things of which I refuse to go into detail about
Jack: I HAVS NO FEARS I AM A ALPHA
a little bit later
Jack: *sees the meat and looks tereffied*
Tarrafeijd*
@@jimmykrochmalska3501 Terifeided*
I'm sorry I just love your channel pic! I love undertale so much!
@LonerMuch *terefidesd
@@screamingcheetos7494 terariafied*
Robin must have hated Jack after having to edit this video
That’s a stack of likes you have there
@@calmsquirrel7124 lol
Yooooo im 69th like
😂😂
I had a brain fart moment and wondered why Robin Hood would be editing jacks videos.
So yeah that was nice
I've actually seen a freshly cut off arm I'm the train station. Apparently a train ran over the guy's arm. (He's homeless) Truly traumatizing experience for a 9 year old
The One Above All Oh no, I’m sorry ;(
Coryn C. It's ok. It's been 4, almost 5 years since then, and I actually have to thank the man cos now I'm not squeamish at all, no matter what.
And now I am never going near a train ever again
*FRESH MEAT* sorry i hope that wasnt rude
Please never say that again
sean: "this is not nice, this makes me wanna pull the hair off my skin"
also sean: "this does not phase me"
Funny to think we’re watching a full-grown Irishman wearing 2 pairs of sunglasses, trying to get Coca-Cola to sponsor him
True
As an irishman, that is the dream of all my friends
Watching people die*
*large amount of period discharge*
Anyone with a uterus: hey, I've seen this one!
I call it sneeze day!
Me a bit ago
I cant relate cause i dont have one, man it must suck to have periods
Deceit Sanders How’s Virgil?
@@CactusBootBuckle2 Ohhhhh...
I haven't seen him since the wedding review, although he probably has beaten my just dance scor-
Jack: oh god I can hear the police at my door!
*has blue and red light in back*
This is such an underrated comment 😂
Fair enough man
(+_+)
*FBI OPEN UP*
He always has those lights 😑😐🤦♂️
He has such good luck..I watched someone get murdered-
Oh damn... U gud mentally
And that’s not even the worst things you could find. The internet is a traumatizing place
Can u provide the link?!?!
@@pog7170 🤨
"You could see a baby boy bouncing around with a balloon, or you could see a dead body."
"So it could be terrible, or it could be lovely."
_Respectively_
You're right, the dead body won't cost you your life savings
When I read "baby boy bouncing around with a balloon" I thought of balloon boy
but its opposite day
I feel bad for Robin, he had to edit this.
[Robin aka PixlPit aka Sean/Jack's editor]
I do too
Animal Lover76 that’s what I was thinking the entire time
“Poor Robin...
Poor Robin”
I fucking love ur profile picture
Love your profile pic 😂 XPLR TAKE CHANCES GO BEYOND THE NORM LIVE ONWAR AND UPWARD 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Robin: gimme a raise or i'll kill u!
Seán: "I'd eat that food fungus on some crackers"
Me: *immediately pauses with crackers half in my mouth*
And I oop-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
şëáň
Have you got foot fungus
Who eats fungus....heh heh.....not me............heh heh
Every time jack clicks I feel like I am at risk of being shotgunned at point blank.
Poor Robin. He got the uncensored version.
So did Jack 🤧
Sean’s fine though. Robin is a precious little bean
Rip
Isn't Reddit 50/50 already uncensored?
@@JianCB2 What?
I can.. See something in the distance. Wait. That's the demonitized symbol, run!
The TreeGamer hey guys it’s still monetized you can stop preparing for the end game
Oh no! Jack can’t hear us he must have his AirPods in!
WhyNotGaming I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
@TreeGamingPlayz Brother.. Where have you Ben all this time?
Jack's virgin eyes: Mr. Jack, i'm not feeling so good
Hey, Mr. Jack... (If you get this reference you are an amazing person)
@@isabellawhite9931 your a amazing person
@@imnotabot7878 thanks
ThE GoGgleS ThEy dO NotHinG! 🥽
A nice Fun Guy, its You’re Not your, because your means possession and you’re means You Are
Alternative title: Jackieboy discovers why he's the only one to make a video of this subreddit.
R.I.P Robin and jacks little baby virgin eyes
That's what my brother said before porn.hub
I remember that u can keep clicking the picture when lazarbean made a reddit 50/50
R.I.P forever in our ❤
This comment is against terms of service
@@ryanwakebradtelle8682 who cares lmao.
I like how he was trying to get a sponsorship from coke and I got an ad for pepsi
SAME
dream on big Jack, dream on
War never ends. lol
I got one that made you try to imagine popping a sit into your mouth
Lol
*slaps whiteboard*
Mental scars!
*slaps whiteboard*
YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE
How the FUCK did I get over 200 likes in 25 minutes?!
*slaps whiteboard* HELP
*slaps whiteboard*
This bad boy can fit a whole lot of emotional scarring in it.
@@KainaX122 Because you commented on a jacksepticeye post. And it was funny lol
50/50 is that subreddit where you can watch a cute little cat being a derp.... or a skinned alive man next to his decapitated dad, while someone puts out his heart and laughs at him. Yes, I'm traumatized already. Thank you Jack.
“Original does not mean good.” That’s what my mom said when I was born
I wanna like but i dont wanna ruin the 69 lol
Respect ✊
Please don't read my channel description.
Jack:Wants Coke to sponser him
TH-cam: Pepsi ad
Edit: its as if youtube was asking if pepsi was ok
(is pepsi ok? (Ad)
I got the same ad.
TH-cam being petty.
Lol
Same
Fuck TH-cam ads.....
Haven't watched it but I already feel bad for Robin having to edit this, godspeed, Robin, we love you.
That man with the radiation burns. He was from Japan and was accidentally exposed more than 10 thousand (Gy/h) or Sievert. We was kept alive for 88 days and was one of the very first people to get a marrow transplant.
That duck made me smile. It's such a wholesome image and my heart began to sing.
Go on 50/50 and it will disappear
Well if your heart starts to sing then, well, you should get yourself checked up
@@qwertydavid8070 badddd joke my friend but still made me laugh 🤫😂😀😁🤟🤟🤟
Gets good 50/50s
Jack:(sudden realization) oh.....I have to be signed in....l......(dies inside)
Imagine if jack gets claimed by coke instead of getting sponsored 😂😂
Or worse; Pepsi sponsors him.
If not claimed by Coke, Bo Burnham might.
@Cutest Plague Doctor ahhhhh why
@@jenevievegetter1063 Would be nice to see some bo burnham action
Tha would be funny
“If u have trypophobia you are not gonna like that-“
Me sitting here with trypophobia 👁👄👁
Mhm
That made me cringe so much omfgggg
It's not the worse
i luv ur quackity pfp!!!
@@bellaluna465 ty :D
Give up on that Coke Zero sponsorship, coke hasn’t even sponsored matpat yet
@Pareidolia Ive heard that too, and I think it is but I don't know to much about why it worse for you to drink than coke.
@@loopybird5759 They replace the natural sugar with artificial sweeteners so that they can call it "Zero sugar".
@@Kevin-McLaughlin The artificial sweeteners are recognized in multiple states as cancer-causing, real sugar is more fattening but technically still less unhealthy.
@@mansonsacidtrip6862 Exactly my point.
A man can dream dammit
Why am I still worried, even though I know the really bad stuff will censored.
I feel bad for Robin. he had to look at it for longer than Jack had to
Lol ikr
Poor Robin
Wait! This was liked by Jack and/or Sean?! Best Day Ever!!!
That cloak hoodie looks good.
Also, looks like Felix's sarcasm is rubbing off on Jack.
Ok, I thought he was already sarcastic
oh my god i was thinking that this whole episode
Nah. Jack was always more sarcastic than Felix
Mister Procrastination so true he almost looks like how Felix did a few months ago
When Sean turns off the filter it's basically him leaving the tutorial-
**jack getting a bunch of things that aren’t even bad
“This isn’t bad”
Me: sips Coca Cola Zero same great taste zero sugar
“Ahhh.... he isn’t logged in is he”
**DO THIS**
**NOT THIS
KATELYN SHELLOS I know I meant to do the stars at the beginning
**SMASHES TABLE** 28 STAB WOUNDS!
Asks to get sponsored by coke
Gets emailed by Pablo Escobar
CropWolf underrated comment
😂
Al hail Tito QuartA. From pain
My name is Pablo
*HmMmmMmmMmm*
We shall sponsor him
Does anybody else see something that is utterly terrifying, but continue to look at it because you are curious?
Yeah..
Yeah...Humans are idiots, but what can you do...
@@alexaurum913 more like curious
That lowkey describes me
Yep
Sean: "Im gonna end this video oncei have dinner from this morning."
Also Sean: "you dont have dinner in the morning"😂😂
Reddit 50/50 affects your food grammar though 😆😆
Sean: i fear no man
Sean: but that thing...
Reddit: 50/50
Sean: it scares me
☹️it’s it’s it’s....... OVERUSED... whoops sorry bout that.
Don’t try R/whoosh btw
ASHUR KANON VLOGS R/whoooosh
And heights
r/eyeblech should do the trick
Pepsi ad plays, then Jack endorses Coca-Cola
Gold Cross no it’s bepis
Coca cola’s better
lol i got it too
Happened to me
True
Matpat: SPONSER ME DIET COKE
Jack: SPONSER ME COKE ZERO
Coke-a-Cola: no
XD
Get jack to pin this
coca-cola*
Coca-cola*
Cloak-a-cola
"these glasses, they do nothing"
Jack be channeling his inner Sofia Vergara 😂
Poor Robin, he had to actually see all that too.
I was going to say that but you beat me to it
Yeah and he had to painstakingly look over it frame by frame to blur it properly
Yo s**t
i never thought about that ;-;
Wants to get sponsored by coke *gets Pepsi ad*
CLOSE ENOUGH
Howard The Alien matpat would love to get a Diet Coca Cola sponsorship
Howard The Alien Haha same I actually got a Pepsi ad
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
-Pepsi is better ;)-
I hope everytime you make 50/50 video. you should give Robin an extra buck...
Aji Saputra-Nii just one?
For every bad image.
20 extra
You mean Brad 3
2:51 I am pretty sure I can explain why this happens for people who don't know.
So sometimes even when it's dead certain spices, sauces or salt can cause muscle spasms in different animals muscles. Which is what's caused that meat, a spice or salt has caused the muscle tissues to spasm.
My comments have been censored by TH-cam 50/50
Monetization has been censored by TH-cam 50/50...
why do i see you everywhere
the funny
This one has less comments
Tehe there is 696 likes
I have never seen an entertainer get so much mileage out of a whiteboard.
Kudos
"It's time to Lau... It's time to 50/50"
Basically it's time to suffer
10:16 "i still can't see the amount of bullsh*t"
Jack: MY BABY VIRGIN EYES!!
Me: Jack, I was there when you played hunniepop. *You lie!!*
OH GOD!, sweet times wasn't it😂
69 likes *Cough*
@@keenanstanley7440 welp *gets a thumbs up printer* OK 69 LIKES COMING UP
Right as I read this he said it
@@guestcascade7587 It was simpler times 😄 😹
poor robin has to watch all of this and blur it
Brother? With same picture????
Oof right? I feel bad 4 him
"Fifty/Fifty shall now be known as Jacky/Jacky"
*Slaps whiteboard* "LAUGH"
4:53
jack : yeah! hey suzie baby!
robin : i'm boutta end this man's whole career
Poor Robin had to sit through all of that
Wait but jack had to go through it as well
Robin is gonna need some "Anti Kink Protector Connectors" when editing this!
loooool
Fun fact: Jack said something about anti kink protector connectors in the video when I read this comment
6:50 is when jackaboy realized he was on the free trial of reddit being nice XD
The realization in his voice when he says “oh….” Kills me lmao
o h . . .
“Its REALLLLY tickling my dangles” Jacksepticeye 2020
The amount of Bo Burnham references, oh my god.
I fucking love Bo
Where?
😂
I sure hope you paid Robin extra for this. He deserves it.
Also, you can search on the sub by flair:true to get actual rng posts. Those are horrible because it’s actually chance.
Oh man, I didn't think about that, poor Robin.
Jacob Wollman nice
So sorry Robin
No, he already gets A LOT of cash for editing.
Robin is so pure thoughhhhhhh ohhhh nooooooooo!
4:51 “Susie baby”???? 👀👀👀 now we know why Jack is allowed to curse and still be monetized.
Ryan Rye time?
@@loganhawthorn6133 I was staring at this comment for 5 minutes when you did a thing
9:35 the story behind the image is insane. His name was Hisashi Ouchi and he, along with coworkers, became the victim of deadly radiation poisoning at the Tokaimora nuclear plant in 1999. Ouchi in particular received 17 Sv of radiation (anything over 10 Sv is deadly). When he arrived to the hospital, he had radiation burns across his entire body, a near-zero white blood cell count, and severe damage to his internal organs. He was all but dead without intervention of medical staff. He was kept alive for 83 days against his will before finally dying of multiple organ failure.
Ouchi more like Ouchie 😂
that image is actually *not* hisashi ouchi, although it is commonly associated with him.
The image isn't him
If people are honestly believing that Sean is being serious about being the first one to do one of these, they clearly A) cannot understand sarcasm, B) don't know Sean at all or C) Both A and B.
New Phone Who Dis thank
Spynor New phone who dis?
"This is either going to be really good or really bad." *clicks*
*ad plays*
IKR
SAME!
‘To be continued’
Same
its really bad
Watching jack slow descend into realizing he doesn’t have the nsfw thing on so he’s getting the easy ones is the greatest piece of art man has created
1:52
Me who likes Ninjago even though I'm 15: Wait, you know what Ninjago is?
Who doesn’t know ninjago
ROBIN HOW DARE YOU MAKE US THINK JACKABOY SAW A SLAUGHTERED DOG
He did see it
Tyffanee Lavely r/woosh
𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕪 , when will the whoosh ever end
dude you're not cool saying r/woosh for one. For 2 do you know how many people will go around asking questions or saying things like this and really mean it? A lot. I always answer just in case. Also a joke is only going over someone's head if they don't understand it, when it's something that should be obvious. If someone just doesn't know the info because it came from a video etc, it's not a r/woosh. You can't expect people to have seen every video, meme etc that you have. People use r/woosh too much now, and usually in the incorrect way.
"I've been a teenager, I've been on sites like this I've had my fill"
1 minute later
"OH MY SWEET BABY *VIRGIN* EYES"
Really Jack? Virgin eyes? Sure?
He's entirely sure
Pop
I’ve seen people that have died in a plane crash, someone’s head cut in two after a car crash, a skinned foot after a motorcycle accident, and a lot worse, Jackaboy man hasn’t seen the worst of it yet.
ive seen the indian car crash guy, his head looks like an unpacked texture file lmao, i havent seen the plane crash, but ive seen the aftermath of someone sucked into a jet engine :p
Now that's some edgy shit right there
I saw a maggot infested head. Gods that shit gets bad.
@@anon.spectre4734 ive seen multiple
Have you seen the man stabbed by the metal dowel through his balls and then it impaled up through his chin?
after going through reddit 50/50, I looked down at my own legs, all well and human-shaped, sighed out of relief. Hey, its not so bad after all
Prayers for robin for having to edit this 😂😇
i didnt think about that when seeing this videos title
Omg that is tru
@@Snuggletail Yeah dogs are better than cats. Cats are jerks most of the time and they don't give you as much love as dogs.
Oh ma gash I know!!!!!
BallasticShock1234 that is totally not true I mean one of my cats loves me as fucking much probably even more than my dog yeah some cats are jerks but if you were to treat them nice then they would still be jerks but when you have a bad time they would cheer you up I’m not hating on dogs but please don’t say that cats are shit they are to me the best pets (they also don’t need as much as a dog)
9:36 the man with radiation burns is Japanese. There had been a catastrophe in some sort of laboratory that caused their muscles to atrophy and even fall off of his bones. (As far as I remember.)
Jesus, i had seen the image before and was wondering where it was from. Poor guy
Id seen it a while ago and it was someone called hisashi ouchi who was tortured by being kept alive like that for about 80 days in pain even tho he said to the doctors to just kill him
@@mrrim5927 It's not Ouchi (though if you don't value your sanity and innocence that tragedy is worth learning about), Ouchi was kept in a gauze and never required amputation
Also he was put in a coma after the first week or so when he said he couldn't take any more, so he wasn't suffering the whole time for whatever that's worth. It was his family's requests that the doctors keep him alive
@@peeblekitty5780 it was ouchi he was a 35 year old technician kept alive for 83 days against his will
@@mrrim5927 I mean the guy in the picture isn't him. i know ouchi existed/what happened
“slaughtered doggo(sfw)”
Lmao
Syanide ???
@@theyluvskippy the joke was that it said slaughtered doggo was suitable for work 😂🤦🏾♂️
Have you never been to New York or Chicago?
cri sadboy emo58 I noticed that too that was the only time I wanted jack to get the good version because the other ones we couldn’t see because he was signed out
Jack’s constant use of the word lovely is what keeps me going
Jack: *Most of the time gets the good stuff and only occasionally got gore*
Me: *Already saw 5 mutilated corpses within the first 4 minutes on the subreddit*
Edit: Damn y'all some psychotic mfs
Thus is the nature of 50/50
He wasn’t signed in
I went on there clicked on like 5 posts and 4 of those were gore and one was lemon juice
My first ever try I got a video of a woman who had her face torn off from the bottom and she was trying to stretch her face back over her chin and into shape
Fucking changed me completely that day 😂😂
Good luck with traumatisation
“Laughter is not necessary”
Who are you and what have you done to jacksepticeye
It’s Anti, obviously.
(I’m sorry, I had to.)
Robin must be curled in a ball right now.
Edit: wow thanks for so many likes, never had this many.
He have seen too much
gonna watch this while eating feeling pretty good about this
update: god has abandoned us
Nice
Poor Robin..And Sean but i mean ..Robin had to see that and hear all of the 'OH GOD!'
Jacksepticeye 50/50: either he yells really loud or bouncing baby boy
I Draw TH-cam Pets which is the bad one?
1:26 "I have testicles so big they don't even fit in my pants anymore"
...Sorry, but if that's the case, then what was the point of finding the flamingo shorts?
This comment is way to underrated😂👀
He can just keep his testicles on the shelf, though.
The flamingo shorts are the only thing able to contain his balls
I wasn't expecting a comment like this
Jack has bigger balls than the NBA.
When jack said “I’d eat that in crackers” made it funny
But hilarious with the accent 😂😂😂 1:12
Jack odds
80/20
Jack *logs in*
Jack's odds
20/80
I think it was 90/10 in the first one and then 45/55
Jack I think I know why Coke hasn't sponsored you yet - you keep promoting them without them having to having to pay you for it XD
Oh SHET!
@@TheLovelyLadybug ikr? Haha
sean's really just playing himself huh? XD
I think if coke hasn’t sponsored matpat yet it wont sponsor you
Ask MatPat that with Diet Coke
Sean 2013: ok I'm cute and look like a baby
Sean 2015: aww adorable
Sean 2016: sweet green haired screaming child
Sean 2017: omg how are you even louder?
Sean 2018: natural hair and beard! It looks great
Sean 2019: weirdly attractive Viking beard and man bun??
Lmao omg
Rip man bun
Man bun go bye bye ;-;
Man child ?
He has more personal stages than XXXTentacion!
the radiated man actually decomposed then became dead