Matt and Tom's Controversial Opinions

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  • @jadestephan7395
    @jadestephan7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6647

    Controversial opinion: several minutes of arguing should be left in

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      *carguing

    • @meghnasingh4396
      @meghnasingh4396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Not controversial !

    • @cubicinfinity2
      @cubicinfinity2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If it was, I might not have clicked the video. I always look at the times and ask myself if I want to spend that time on it. Would've been worth it though.

    • @MindstabThrull
      @MindstabThrull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I will second *and* third that.

    • @IroAppe
      @IroAppe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That is why you can upload a private extending video containing the content that others do not want to see. I don't see a point against it - or is there anything against that algorithm-wise?

  • @Hyraethian
    @Hyraethian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3211

    "I didn't know there was a scoring system until I was winning." sounds like a very ominous quote with far reaching implications.

    • @veronicatran8411
      @veronicatran8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      xd

    • @ulvschmidt7174
      @ulvschmidt7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sounds like calvin ball

    • @goodclover
      @goodclover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Took me a minute to understand, but wow yeah that's ominous

    • @yevaka
      @yevaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like US to me,

    • @redumptious2544
      @redumptious2544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't get it 🤔

  • @eccentricgreen7249
    @eccentricgreen7249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    "I didn't know there was a scoring system until I was winning" -Tom Scott, 2017

    • @mrsuperguy2073
      @mrsuperguy2073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Daye Gordon reminds me of that but on qi when they're joking about how no one knows how the scoring system works

    • @peter_smyth
      @peter_smyth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There isn't a scoring system until (or unless) you're winning.

  • @felix-rebeccasaward3272
    @felix-rebeccasaward3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    Canterbury (East?) station put a motivational quote up:
    "When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump..."
    Perhaps don't tell people to jump at the railway.

    • @Near_Void
      @Near_Void 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Not the smartest thing, no

    • @nathankurtz8045
      @nathankurtz8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Also it seems like bad advice in general. You shouldn't really jump off something if you're not certain it's safe.

    • @kavertia6261
      @kavertia6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nathan Kurtz ah, but that’s not what it says. It says “when it feels *scary* to jump”, not “when it *doesn’t seem safe* to jump” :p
      When you’re afraid to do something, provided it’s generally non-deadly, it’s probably a good idea to face your fears.

    • @stealthemoon8899
      @stealthemoon8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kavertia6261 Noice!

    • @autumn_west
      @autumn_west 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Typical Canterbury

  • @heysaucemikehere1804
    @heysaucemikehere1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    Wait wait wait, why is no one talking about how Timeless Tom™️ says he was a child once?

    • @TheSneezingAnouki
      @TheSneezingAnouki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      He's lying. He came unto this earth fifty years ago fully formed

    • @caenieve
      @caenieve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TiMelessToMTM

    • @somewony
      @somewony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How is this man, whose hair you can literally see become grey if you watch his videos chronologically, Timeless Tom?

    • @ThcPatient
      @ThcPatient 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      HE'S TRYING TO PUT IT BEHIND HIM.

    • @Julio974
      @Julio974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just sort his videos by oldest and you’ll have a slight shock

  • @HeadCannon19
    @HeadCannon19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    I spent a solid minute trying to figure out what a "bog roll" was before I realized it's toilet paper

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isn't bog also Irish slang for mouth?

    • @thebigshowww
      @thebigshowww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      SWGYArnold you might mean gob

    • @jeremiah.massillon
      @jeremiah.massillon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Someone thankfully put in the captions.

    • @gala8903
      @gala8903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone thankfully put the captions

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't get it until I happened to scroll by this comment while they were talking about it.

  • @nefertitimontoya
    @nefertitimontoya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    "I was a child once, I'm trying to put it behind me, but you know" -Tom Scott 2k17

  • @b.t.burton5000
    @b.t.burton5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    "kids are basically small tornadoes of destruction." Sounds like Tom would be great friends with CGP Grey

    • @andrewenderfrost8161
      @andrewenderfrost8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They're the same person secretly

    • @mich8050
      @mich8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewenderfrost8161 I was about to comment exactly the same thing

    • @chadfalkin6850
      @chadfalkin6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah tom isn’t a coffee cultist

    • @rs180216
      @rs180216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chadfalkin6850 that's just part of his cover to keep most ppl from realizing that each of his personalities has managed this much TH-cam success. The question though becomes which one of them is using it as a cover; does he actually hate coffee for real and Grey is secretly drinking decaf or is Grey the true manifestation and the caffeinephobic Tom is really a coffee maniac once the camera is off.

  • @noe9250
    @noe9250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    tom: is very clever
    also tom: loses count of four things

    • @TheExplodingBacon
      @TheExplodingBacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      it's a smart thing...
      you wouldn't understand...

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      well technically the human brain can only really process 4 things at once

    • @kevinruston1558
      @kevinruston1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      also tom: uses tp wrong

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheExplodingBacon oh shut the hell up Einstein

    • @Near_Void
      @Near_Void 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevinruston1558 towards the wall, ALWAYS TOWARDS THE WALL

  • @MikuHatsune39_01
    @MikuHatsune39_01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    "Kids are basically small little tornadoes of destruction."
    - Tom Scott

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He is right

    • @whatthe5607
      @whatthe5607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wait so what is an adult

    • @GDGAI
      @GDGAI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      What the ? Big tornadoes of destruction

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We now know, he doesn't want any

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What the ? *b i g b o y s*

  • @markcangila1613
    @markcangila1613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3705

    I like slightly cruncy water though.

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      It's all I want on my burger, TBH. Don't need any leaves with ideas beyond their standing in there.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're garbage,

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@catfish552 and you're garbage,

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@zyaicob Careful, or I'll turn YOU into a burger.

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@catfish552 That... is very cursed

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Me: I respect all opinions
    Tom: Lettuce is terrible, TP inside roll.
    Me: the lord is testing me.

    • @Aldiyawak
      @Aldiyawak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      my muslim southeast asian self:
      water?

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Aldiyawak Me, a Southeast Asian Catholic: "Holy water?"

    • @Aldiyawak
      @Aldiyawak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also: Tom is a 'matic man.

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aldiyawak agreed

    • @nawfal3928
      @nawfal3928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aldiyawak water then bog roll

  • @RobertMilesAI
    @RobertMilesAI 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    Controversial opinion: In this kind of game, you should get points for changing your mind, not for making the other person change theirs.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s more of a suggestion for how to improve the “game”.

    • @16montana24kobe
      @16montana24kobe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      How would AI go about playing this game?

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Sorry for being "that guy", but I'd reward hack the crap out of that game.

    • @RobertMilesAI
      @RobertMilesAI 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I need to make an alt account for commenting don't I

    • @DoctorDex
      @DoctorDex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      If you do, I suggest going by Miles Robert and adding a mustache to your profile picture.

  • @mattandtom
    @mattandtom  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    I apologise for only realising, days late, that I should have used the word "carguments" to cover the edited-out bits. I regret the error. -- Tom

    • @sophiew757
      @sophiew757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Matt and Tom Tom's toilet way is right and will always be right

    • @xereeto
      @xereeto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      you should apologise for being a toilet paper heathen instead

    • @Tahgtahv
      @Tahgtahv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Controversial Topic: Matt and Tom videos should be released on Saturday, and today is Friday. Serious question though, why is the video a day early?

    • @Jegorex
      @Jegorex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tahgtahv, or is the video 6 days late? Check the date when Tom posted this comment ;)

    • @quadrocaterpus7865
      @quadrocaterpus7865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matt and Tom the best chip or fries topping is gravy and cheese curds, no matter what anyone says, poutine is the best type of fries

  • @sonicpawnsyou
    @sonicpawnsyou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    It's pronounced "neither".

    • @VicodinElmo
      @VicodinElmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      MeowGrump YOU ARE NOT HELPING

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I see what you did their
      I pronounce it differently depending how I use it

    • @peardude8979
      @peardude8979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I just realized that I pronounce it both ways.

    • @Throneos
      @Throneos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      naither
      neither

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I originally used eether and neether, but then I switched to aither and naither. Of course, it's my second or third language, so I don't use it as much and I can play with it.

  • @obviouslymatt6452
    @obviouslymatt6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    Ah. Tom’s an under. I’m afraid i can’t watch his channel any more.

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Constantinople, 1054 ohhh my god it took me a while to get the euphemism.

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      don't be homophobic

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Sid Arthur I cant tell if this is a joke

    • @Varksterable
      @Varksterable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The original patent had a diagram showing the intent was always for the TP to go OVER.

    • @firstname405
      @firstname405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Varksterable not the intent, an example

  • @azophi
    @azophi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    TP should always go outside (paper not on the wall).
    Tom is just crazy about that, probably the reason why he tried to remove his fingerprints with pineapple

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Exactly, his argument is essentially that it's too user friendly when it's the correct way around.

    • @Near_Void
      @Near_Void 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TOWARDS THE WALL. And if anyone does it away, I will find you

    • @Varksterable
      @Varksterable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Near_Void The original patent has a diagram showing it to be Away from the wall. Can't argue with in inventions.

    • @Lemau
      @Lemau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Near_Void Mate, if you put it towards the wall you are a Neanderthal, and I doubt you'd be able to find your own arse, let alone mine. :D

    • @Lemau
      @Lemau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Varksterable [Devil's advocate] The original pronunciation of GIF was JIF and they were wrong.

  • @nickhadfield3192
    @nickhadfield3192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Oh god I need a half hour of you two going through more controversial opinions.

    • @hootMaw
      @hootMaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +

    • @lividsoda
      @lividsoda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes.

    • @mark68943
      @mark68943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @MTmerm
      @MTmerm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @JossieMimo
      @JossieMimo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      + Yes, this definitely needs a sequel

  • @SimplyMe514
    @SimplyMe514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Oh, gosh, I needed THIS kind of controversial opinion when the rest of my social media feed is making me physically sick with ACTUAL controversial opinions. Thanks for brightening my day.

    • @iincidious
      @iincidious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what, do you browse un(popular) opinions everyday or what? not to be rude

    • @myladycasagrande863
      @myladycasagrande863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@iincidious I find a lot of controversial opinions are just posted on social media, whether I was looking for them or not.

  • @jaspercushing3470
    @jaspercushing3470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Tom: "I was a child once, I'm trying to put I'd behind me"
    Me: Fascinating he was a *child* , I though he was born a grownup

    • @silverrraven5349
      @silverrraven5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      His poor mother...

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@silverrraven5349 she kept him in there for years

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@meetaverma8372 Dw. He wasn't born, he just spawned in!

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GumSkyloard how does that work

    • @Real_Dystopian
      @Real_Dystopian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He’s born, immediately looks at a camera and goes “I’m in a hospital, the interesting thing about this place…”

  • @taiwithers6425
    @taiwithers6425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Easter egg y'all: the subtitle when they break to argue about cars say "carguing"

    • @cannedsaladsoup430
      @cannedsaladsoup430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you mean brake

    • @sgnosymfoemos
      @sgnosymfoemos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that was a mistake-- I see the joke now

  • @leiladekwatro3147
    @leiladekwatro3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    "bog-roll"
    my non-commonwealth ass: "what"

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      The "bog" is a UK slang term for the toilet.
      Therefore "bog roll" means toilet paper.

    • @anch95
      @anch95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@EightThreeEight Thanks

    • @JulesVonBasslake
      @JulesVonBasslake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, i had trouble ven making out what the word was, had to turn on the subtitles, still went "The flip's a bog roll" then noticed the subtitles said something extra but it went by so fast i had to go back and frame advance until i caught what it said...

    • @mars8378
      @mars8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard Bovril and was super confused for a minute

    • @trevorcorey7910
      @trevorcorey7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EightThreeEight anti Irish racism strikes again

  • @Kactus_Kris
    @Kactus_Kris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    On the subject of Matt eating cold beans.
    "What are you? homeless?" Gary Brannon
    "No!, may i remind you where we are recording" Tom Scott

    • @juleklemmer5647
      @juleklemmer5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What episode is that?

    • @chadfalkin6850
      @chadfalkin6850 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@juleklemmer5647 probably the old reverse trivia if I had to guess cause I don’t recognize it immediately

  • @tuesdaywithanh
    @tuesdaywithanh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    My controversial opinion is that nobody should make absolute statements, ever. There is never a time for them.

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sadly people like you don't love their fellow humans, and I hate people like that.

    • @WarrenGarabrandt
      @WarrenGarabrandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Sarah Cannon I see what you did there.

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Irony.

    • @pbj4184
      @pbj4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ;)

    • @billyshepard1881
      @billyshepard1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Only a sith speaks in absolutes

  • @jtrain9939
    @jtrain9939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Please oh please post the full cargument as a bonus video.

  • @erinpeterson3202
    @erinpeterson3202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    watching them bicker like an old married couple is delightful

  • @juleklemmer5647
    @juleklemmer5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Yes to actual pockets on all clothing! To all who are wondering: there actually is such a thing as fake pockets. Most women's trousers have them. Blame the handbag industry!
    But did I get that right - Tom doesn't drink tea or coffee?!? I was absolutely sure he was a tea guy!

    • @NotKyleChicago
      @NotKyleChicago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He made an International Standard cup of tea, but I don't think he drank it.
      I think on Tom Scott Plus, he tried a variety of coffees. However, that happened later than this video.

  • @octaviolopez7475
    @octaviolopez7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    tom: i dont like tea
    (fade to black)
    (gunshot)
    (now only matt is in the bench)
    matt: thats all we have time for today

  • @johndoeanon445
    @johndoeanon445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Best Park Bench so far.

  • @andrewwebb7584
    @andrewwebb7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    'Either' is pronounced either "either" or "either". Whereas, 'neither' is neither pronounced "neither" nor "neither", it's "neither".

    • @TheMagnay
      @TheMagnay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You say either and I say eyether
      You say neether and I say nyther
      Eether, eyether, neether, nyther
      Let's call the whole thing off!

    • @sonja5058
      @sonja5058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      What is this mystical third pronunciation of neither? 😂

    • @camacaron06
      @camacaron06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sonja Nahaeeether

    • @AvrahamYairStern
      @AvrahamYairStern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Etymologically speaking, and Tom should know better for this too, 'either' and 'neither' should be pronounced with an 'eye' sound.

    • @stealthemoon8899
      @stealthemoon8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sonja5058 neiyeeyeeither

  • @s6th795
    @s6th795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I have tremors. I can't tell if my phone's vibrating or my leg's vibrating. I need that audio cue.

    • @Friek555
      @Friek555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      That's the "except accessibility" they were talking about, I think

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also if you are skiing, working in a workshop with loud vibrating machinery, hiking where it is windy etc. I think one would like to have the greatest chance possible of not missing a call.

  • @emilyjanet455
    @emilyjanet455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    An ADHD defense of manual gear transmission:
    Studies have shown (in North America anyways) that young drivers who drive manual get into fewer accidents and have fewer points on their licence than their automatic peers. Additionally, having to change gears forces you to pay attention to your speed and your position relative to other cars: it is much much harder to zone out and lose focus while driving manual than automatic. Plus, learning on manual means you can drive anywhere and you don't have to worry about needing an automatic car while traveling!

    • @bobothn
      @bobothn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That study would have to be weirdly done to be accurate in the USA it couldn't just go off statistics. In the US it is very difficult to find a manual car so any one that has one would have had to seek it out and would be more inclined automotively then the person who just picks buys the most readily available car.

    • @Varksterable
      @Varksterable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I drove a manual for about 2 decades. I've now had an automatic for a year and a half. From time to time I _still_ find my left foot attempting to stamp on the clutch and my left hand reaching for the gears to shift down. The sudden shock and recoil when I realise what I've just done has nearly caused far more accidents then manual shifting ever did. I guess that's just because it is _so_ ingrained in my brain how to switch gears in a manual car.
      I feel that if you can't master manual gear changes then there's a good chance you have neither the road-awareness nor the motor skills/coordination to be driving anyway. If simply changing gears is too distracting for you, then you definitely won't be able to cope with the many unexpected events and distractions which happen nearly constantly while driving today.
      Also, a manual gearbox makes using a mobile phone (without hands free) while driving significantly harder, which can only be a Good Thing. (Yes; that is illegal in the UK. But it's amazing how often you still see people doing it. Often the kind of person who is stuck in the middle lane on a motorway, driving slightly erratically, and completely oblivious to the lane-swapping chaos going on just behind them.)

    • @JulesVonBasslake
      @JulesVonBasslake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Varksterable I think people who argue for automatic as default, like Tom, are under the impression that people have to take their eyes off the road to look at the gearbox or something to change gears... Gods no, i know that the car has five gears plus reverse (sometimes six plus r, though if i've not driven a six gearer for a while, i may forget about the sixth gear... Or may feel like it's not needed most of the time...), and i know where each gear is, i can feel from the movements of the gearstick where it is. So i can just quickly take my right hand off the wheel (I live in Finland, so we drive on the right and sit on the left) to quickly change gears...

    • @ethangoldsmith9332
      @ethangoldsmith9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bobothn umm, I literally could buy one in an hour in my tiny town. Manuals are fairly common

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JulesVonBasslake I can tell what gear my car is in by placing my hand on the stick for a split second, never taking my eyes away from the road and mirrors. Even that is unnecessary, because unless I am stopped, actively accelerating, or in stop and go traffic, I am either in 4th or 5th. 4th for anything between 40 and 60 km/h, 5th for 70+, and I can tell by ear if it is in the correct gear for its speed. I'm not some sort of expert or anything either, I'm a pretty young driver and it just came naturally.

  • @emexdizzy
    @emexdizzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Here's a question, if you put cold beans in a tomato sauce on slightly crunchy water, mathematically speaking how many more "no's" will that get out of Tom?

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      crunchy water?

    • @r4tch3t
      @r4tch3t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ghorda9 did you not watch the video?

    • @Tyanna01
      @Tyanna01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lettuce. Did you not watch the video?

    • @ArdisMeade
      @ArdisMeade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      All of them. That wiil get you all the 'no's from Tom.

    • @Tophu48548
      @Tophu48548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Siara Hughes cute profile picture

  • @ames354
    @ames354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    ''Kids are basically small little tornadoes of destruction."
    -Tom Scott 2017

    • @pikgears
      @pikgears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Sounds like great fun"
      -Matt in response

    • @jolenethiessen357
      @jolenethiessen357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have 5. Can confirm. Also can confirm Tom's toilet paper theory fir both children and cats.

  • @nolestrono
    @nolestrono 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I've spent the last 2 hours watching Matt and Tom videos and I regret nothing

    • @lauraireson6358
      @lauraireson6358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh I know that state, I return to it periodically.

    • @kalucky0
      @kalucky0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @visheshraheja6623
      @visheshraheja6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omfg same😂😂😂

  • @simmerke1111
    @simmerke1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Manual vs Automatic gears: Manuals keep you focused on driving. Automatic gearshifts make driving incredibly boring to me and I did find myself getting more distracted because I didn't have to pay attention to anything except for the road.

    • @Spikeupine
      @Spikeupine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I saw in a documentary once that found that people with automatic transmission uses their phone way more than people with manual transmission

    • @catman6089
      @catman6089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Since when is driving supposed to be fun and entertaining?

    • @simmerke1111
      @simmerke1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@catman6089 Never said it was fun and entertaining. Said it helps retain focus.

    • @KarlsAbenteuer
      @KarlsAbenteuer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I drive an automatic for half a year now. And I miss shifting so much, that I specifically ask rental companys for a manual car on business trips/holiday/whatever.
      And it is a double clutch fast auto, but I still get annoyed sometimes. especially when parking, because you never know for sure when and how fast it bites the clutch. (And you have to make such a maneuver at every start and end of every drive)
      Manuals give me much more control, while autos are just boring.

    • @WarrenGarabrandt
      @WarrenGarabrandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to look into Audio books.

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Tom: Probably one of the most educated people on this platform
    Also Tom: 7:16

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's the language of superior beings

    • @zombieslayer1468
      @zombieslayer1468 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he has a linguistics degree, he knows what he's doing

    • @kg4wwn
      @kg4wwn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@zombieslayer1468 Part of me wants to figure out the IPA notation for what Tom said. The rest of me, fortunately, has better things to do.

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I've had 4 cats, 4 dogs, and 4 baby siblings over the last 20 years, and never have I experienced the problem of the toilet paper being unrolled by an agent of chaos. If that's a problem you have, feel free to switch the roll around, but it's not better any more than needing a gate at the top of the stairs is better. When it unrolls towards the wall, you have to kind of awkwardly trap it against the wall and pinch it to grab it, or try and scoop your hand between the paper and the wall. You can also find the end disappearing to the back side of the roll and you have to go hunting for it. Not really terrible problems to have, granted, but minor annoyances that could be instantly solved by having it hang down in front. You can always see where to grab it, and it's easier to grab.

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rob Mckennie I like the generic term for all of those being "agent of chaos". And yeah I agree, if it becomes a problem, hang it back, if it's not, hang it forward.

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      End-forward, the end of the roll can also disappear, on the top of the roll.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a thing some bog roll dispensers have, a hinged top cover rested on the roll, which prevents spinning after the pulling force has ceased.

  • @rodoggx9046
    @rodoggx9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “I was a child once. I’m trying to put that behind me.” I’m getting that on Toms tombstone

    • @margaretmadole
      @margaretmadole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally coming back to this video, years upon years later, just because this quote springs to mind so often

  • @tobywhite5218
    @tobywhite5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "The only rightful condiment for chips is mayo"
    Salt.
    I've got ya there

    • @stargate525
      @stargate525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Salt is a seasoning not a condiment.

    • @gdttdeggegdh5471
      @gdttdeggegdh5471 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Controversial opinion: the only wrongful condiment for chips is mayo

  • @joez6235
    @joez6235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I like iceberg lettuce in a salad. It's like having a bowl of healthy, refreshing crisps that are flavoured by whatever else you put in the salad.

    • @aaron5290
      @aaron5290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its about the sauce

    • @roberttowery3059
      @roberttowery3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aaron5290 you got the sauce mate

    • @Jhud69
      @Jhud69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The point is that lettuce is not even healthy, it literally provides no nutrition.

    • @flok462
      @flok462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yea, but no nutrition is far better than the nutrition junkfood provides.

    • @Lemau
      @Lemau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nono, no - Iceberg lettuce is basically just nothing in terms of healthiness. The flavorings you add are generally unhealthy, thus netting an only slightly more healthy variant of chips/crisps. (Which is still fine, I like crunchy water, but I also like crunchy potatoes ☺)

  • @kasane1337
    @kasane1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Sorry Tom, but Matt is right about the toilet paper. It doesn't make any sense to have the paper being further away from you and having to reach beneath the actual roll in order to grab a sheet of it. The opposite makes more sense, plus the angle that you can pull the paper in is much greater when facing you instead of the wall.
    You might say "It doesn't matter which way you put it", which is also correct, but there's no logical defense of putting the sheet facing the wall.

    • @conrrr
      @conrrr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kasane1337 what about if the roll holder isn't one that hangs but instead of a solid bar set away from the wall
      This being in a place that makes it too close to the user when away from the wall, however when place towards the wall you have more room
      It's a rare situation but is a reason to be the other way

    • @kasane1337
      @kasane1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was actually thinking of just that, and in my opinion, it's still the same thing - especially since I've never had the situation of the roll being too close to me. As long as it's in less than a stretched arm's reach it's pretty fine with me.

    • @bloodgain
      @bloodgain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have 5 cats, had 6 until recently, and one more that died before that. I've had this problem exactly once, and I set my TP the right way out. No excuse ;-)

    • @will9788
      @will9788 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kasane1337 agreeed

    • @kasane1337
      @kasane1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +epoh333
      Thanks man, appreciate it.

  • @Zeturic
    @Zeturic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I don't even keep my phone on Vibrate. Literally the only way I know someone is calling or texting me is if I turn my screen on and look at it.

    • @firapuroki
      @firapuroki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Toss

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why?

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sun Jara why not. Personally I have those settings because I struggle with the concept of availability. When someone messages me, I feel a really weird kind of guilt for not reading it and replying immediately. But at the same time, why should I be available at all times? Kudos to folk who can see a message come in and just ignore it but I’m not one of those people

    • @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky9507
      @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky9507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elmondo-s1e thats true but what about calls?
      people wont call you unless it is very urgent or if its not you can ask them to call later...one has to be available for calls atleast? dont they?

    • @ahmetgrcn2663
      @ahmetgrcn2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!!

  • @samanthadelahunt3698
    @samanthadelahunt3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Tom scott just ended sexism in clothing. Iconic.

  • @benjamingeiger
    @benjamingeiger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Iceberg is great as a salad base *because* it's crunchy water.
    The hanging part of bogroll should hang on the side closer to you... unless you have a cat.
    Pretty much any condiment works on fries as long as you're dipping them and not pouring the condiment on. My favorite happens to be tartar sauce (which is basically mayo but more sour and with chunks).

    • @d1v1k40
      @d1v1k40 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess your american.

    • @Yous0147
      @Yous0147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Benjamin Geiger I agree on all fronts

  • @gnemodori
    @gnemodori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Why did I only just realised "neither" is "not" and "either" mixed together

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because your native language is Inuktitut?

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Milamberinx Yeah, either that or people just tend to not think about things that they are used to, we will never know.

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean I’d actually hazard a guess at saying it’s cause English IS your mother tongue, and it’s not the kind of thing you learn so linearly. It’s a thing you accept. Probably the same reason no native speaker really stops to ask why “inflammable” doesn’t mean “not flammable”. They’re just “words” and unless you specifically study, or have keen interest in, language why would you think about it?

    • @silverrraven5349
      @silverrraven5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elmondo-s1e wait, what does inflammable mean then? (Native speaker here)

    • @paulnieuwkamp8067
      @paulnieuwkamp8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@silverrraven5349 Inflammable means the same thing as flammable: it catches fire easily. Probably because of "to inflame"; the "in" in front of it is not meant to negate the word.

  • @pauljmorton
    @pauljmorton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "So you got a text message. Why're you telling me?"
    Well Matt's not gonna like my text message notification sound. With most people, it' a random sound effect. Doesn't tell any stranger that it's specifically a text message. Mine is an actual spoken audio sample of the word "text message".

    • @JordanBeagle
      @JordanBeagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hmm, interesting do you have a vision impairment

    • @travioli9643
      @travioli9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That is both comical and horrifying

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooh I'm going to do that now

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A friend of mine has a clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: the twang of an arrow being fired and Concorde saying, "Message for you, sir".

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that that old Blu notification that goes "woohoo hahaha, text message!"

  • @Cptn.Viridian
    @Cptn.Viridian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ya know, I was going to come in at this all nice and be like "Those opinions aren't that bad", but then Tom opened by dissing on every form of lettuce.

    • @JenniferIngrey
      @JenniferIngrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed. Spinach in a salad is awful. It has a weird texture and makes your teeth feel furry

  • @treborely
    @treborely 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    baked beans are fine cold, but you must be at a pretty low point in your life not to reheat them

    • @catherineallen6024
      @catherineallen6024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or (like me) you enjoy them cold...

    • @PigeonDetectivesFTW
      @PigeonDetectivesFTW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or camping and in a rush

    • @TheMagnay
      @TheMagnay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does lazy count.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catherineallen6024 You're at a pretty low point in your life aren't you?
      Same.
      Edit: i love sadness beans

  • @RustyBrakes
    @RustyBrakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Tom: argues that lettuce is boring, dictates that cars should be automatic.

    • @arcadianwind
      @arcadianwind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And he's correct about both of those things.

    • @M0053yfate
      @M0053yfate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      None Of Your Business, here's why you and Tom are wrong about the cars.
      Manual cars typically get better gas mileage. As well as Matt's anecdote about sloppy automatic transmissions. Not only that they're easier to work on from home, automatic parts are too wrapped up in themselves.
      Tom argues it takes up needed brain power that could be utilized elsewhere, but how many silly cunts would just text with that free hand?
      Matt's as right about this as he was about the TP.

    • @dingo137
      @dingo137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Some automatics now can be just as efficient as the manuals (or even slightly better) - e.g. the ZF8 transmission in the BMW 3 series. Having more gears and locking the torque converter more of the time rather makes a big difference. But there are still a lot of crap automatics around, I admit.

    • @hologrampizza5432
      @hologrampizza5432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      M0053yfate modern automatics are incredibly advanced and efficient. Their advanced shifting logic and high number of gears allows them to keep the engine at the ideal RPM for the task at hand.

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +M0053yfate Tom wasn't arguing all cars should be automatic, just arguing that it should be the default, and manual cars should be the one that's harder to find.

  • @Spirit532
    @Spirit532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Toilet paper(bog roll): Read the patent. The patent settles that it's over, not under.
    *Note: Patent does not account for cats or children.

    • @cybercat1531
      @cybercat1531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This has got to be one of the shittiest patents ever. Pun intended.

    • @stephendickinson382
      @stephendickinson382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Over

    • @chylex
      @chylex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The creator of GIF also says the official pronunciation is 'jif', even though he's clearly wrong :P

    • @TiddoB
      @TiddoB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but does GIF have a patent describing the pronunciation? not that I'd change my pronunciation

    • @cyclone19692000
      @cyclone19692000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't care as long as there is some in the holder they could just sit it on the bar loose finding that theres just a brown roll left is the worst thing after making a deposit

  • @ConorDoesItAll
    @ConorDoesItAll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love the chemistry between these two, could watch their silly videos all day.

    • @flippetskater
      @flippetskater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have done it. Can confirm, it's AWESOME.

  • @brandy1011
    @brandy1011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Why is choke automatic now?" - Because fuel injection.

  • @RevolverLancelot
    @RevolverLancelot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As someone with ADD, driving stickshift helps me concentrate on driving, whereas driving automatic allows my mind to wander too far from the task at hand.

    • @iamtheiconoclast3
      @iamtheiconoclast3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree entirely. What helps me even more is having a contest with myself to see how fast I can get from one place to another. I once made a last minute grocery run just as all the stores were closing, and got home to find that my average speed for the endeavour was 63 km/h _including the time I spent in the store._ I am extremely good at driving when I drive this way, as 100% of my consciousness is applied to the task at all times, however I feel there may be diminishing returns at some point.

    • @arianadidomenico5695
      @arianadidomenico5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      also have adhd- i feel like that’s kinda similar to how i prefer to watch tv with captions- it gives me something to grip onto because otherwise my mind will just start wandering.

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone with ADD I'm too scared to drive, so... you helped me

    • @screekid
      @screekid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meetaverma8372 so do I there's no reason to be scared of driving lmao although I also drive manual

    • @hetspeelkwartiertjeslaatte2624
      @hetspeelkwartiertjeslaatte2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iamtheiconoclast3 did you drive like you were in a fast and furious movie?

  • @JmaK17
    @JmaK17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Cost of me getting my 14 year old manual gearbox fixed = €260
    Cost of my mother getting her 6 year old automatic gearbox fixed = More than what my car is worth...

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually would like to know where you got your gearbox fixed for just €260. I've been driving around without synchromesh on my 2nd gear for about 5 years now because it'd cost something like £500 to fix.

    • @EssJay1095
      @EssJay1095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Milamberinx That's where the skill of rev matching comes in! Float the gear, problem solved.

    • @JonesNate
      @JonesNate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard."

    • @lbc2013
      @lbc2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about single speed gearboxes (like in electric cars)?

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EssJay1095 believe me I have that skill now! I does mean I can't engine brake from 3rd to 2nd though and that's quite annoying.

  • @simonseis744
    @simonseis744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:27 - Matt, I've never had keypad tones or a ringtone ever. That's around 20 years of silence mode. It's bliss.

  • @silasmayes7954
    @silasmayes7954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I haven't learned to drive manual yet, but I hate that I know what gear would be best and not be able to change it. My car is regularly in 3rd (5 speed trans) when I've been on the highway going 60+ mph (100+ km/h). At 4000-6000 rpm, that is incredibly inefficient for both power and gas mileage!

    • @RhodokTribesman
      @RhodokTribesman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is due to the short gear ratio and not the form of transmission

    • @Quintinohthree
      @Quintinohthree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RhodokTribesman If you're in 3rd with a 5-speed, it's not the short gear ratio that's at fault, it's that a longer ratio isn't selected despite being available. A 5-speed automatic should be in 5th while cruising at 100+ km/h unless the ratio's are absurdly long and 5th only becomes efficient at higher but still legal speeds.

    • @RhodokTribesman
      @RhodokTribesman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Quintinohthree Yes, exactly. The gear he chose was short for the task he was performing, causing excess RPM and fuel consumption.

    • @Quintinohthree
      @Quintinohthree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RhodokTribesman Given his transmission is automatic, he didn't choose tge gear regardless.

  • @benjefferson8609
    @benjefferson8609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "We have automatic windows" in most my dear friend. In most.

  • @rmae6835
    @rmae6835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I have a handbag, still believe all mobile phones should be on a silent ! And yes to pockets on everything !

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a handbag, I keep my mobile on silent, still wish I had pockets on everything.

    • @saulwalker7058
      @saulwalker7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I work in a place where it is noisy and a lot of vibrations. I need to be able to hear my phone. Also, not everyone carries their phone on them.

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079
    @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:56 2017: Cold coffee, tea, and beans!
    2020: Soft-serve coffee, tea, and beans!

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    MATT & TOM GET SWEARY ON A PARK BENCH

    • @blank0s162
      @blank0s162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @amsyarzero
      @amsyarzero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GONE WRONG

    • @Morphior
      @Morphior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GONE CONTROVERSIAL

    • @draufe9201
      @draufe9201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would like it but it’s on 69 likes

  • @Sanjuaro
    @Sanjuaro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    In the clinic I used to work for I was always told that having toilet paper hang over instead of under was always the more sanitary option.

    • @d1v1k40
      @d1v1k40 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sanjuaro yes as say there is no hanging part to grab onto when you roll you you touch the Top and it is pulled round

  • @JackLeCroy
    @JackLeCroy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    OK, you didn't bring up how lettuce works in a hamburger. I don't want spinach flavor in a burger, I want a texture and lettuce fulfills that nicely.

    • @Culmaerija
      @Culmaerija 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rocket is great on a burger

    • @jellevm
      @jellevm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spinach on a burger is really dope though.

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spinach on a burger is still spinach, and therefore gross.

    • @jhulten
      @jhulten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A whole lettuce leaf is superior to spinach or rocket in keeping the burger juices from soaking the bun....

    • @TiddoB
      @TiddoB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually like spinach on my burgers better than lettuce

  • @samuelholmes3696
    @samuelholmes3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Tom said he doesn't drink tea or coffee, I found myself thinking "That in itself is controversial". I don't drink tea/coffee either and people are VERY surprised by this fact.

  • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
    @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When driving on snow and ice, the compression from downshiftimg gear by gear makes the manual transmission totally worth it.

    • @specialopsdave
      @specialopsdave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Most autos **should** have a low gear option, which puts it in the lowest gear it can, but as I've seen, that's not always true... And when it is true, it usually causes the car to lurch back when downshifting, so I totally agree.

    • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
      @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@specialopsdave I haven't seen (I'm not the most observant person and I've o my owned a few automatics) one like that before and wow....that sounds scary!

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's also helpful to be able to set off in a higher than usual gear in ice or snow, you can't put as much torque through the wheels so you're less likely to get them spinning.

    • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
      @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Milamberinx another excellent point! thank you!

    • @__nog642
      @__nog642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that even mean? What is "compression" in this context?

  • @salvadorvillarreal1643
    @salvadorvillarreal1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:30 Um, actually: It's a lemma rather than a corollary. The lemma precedes a theorem whereas the corollary succeeds it. Since pockets are a prerrequisite of silent phones that makes them a lemma.

    • @ArsenicDrone
      @ArsenicDrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thm: All cell phones must be on silent all the time.
      Pf: The statement is false, but we'll pretend it's true for now.
      Corollary: All pants must have pockets.
      Pf: If there exists a pair of pants without pockets, then its wearer will put their cell phone in a purse. Therefore they will turn on the phone's audio alerts. But all cell phones must be on silent all the time, by the previous theorem. So there cannot be such a pair of pants without pockets. QED

    • @salvadorvillarreal1643
      @salvadorvillarreal1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ArsenicDrone wrong. The "theorem" relies on the fact that cellphones must remain on silent. This can only be true if we prescribe all pants to have pockets. You can see this easily by examining the contrapositive: 'not all pants have pockets therefore not all cellphones must remain on silent' this "shows" that silent phones are a logical consequence of pants having pockets but the converse need not hold.

    • @ArsenicDrone
      @ArsenicDrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@salvadorvillarreal1643 Yikes. Starting off a reply to a silly comment with "wrong" is pretty abrasive. But since I don't quite follow your contrapositive argument (you wrote the inverse of the lemma case, the contrapositive of the corollary case, and it reads fine to me), I'll just point out that the pocketed-pants proposition is a lemma if it's used to prove the silent-phones proposition. I doubt Matt and Tom would use that in their proof, and it seems they only discover the truth of pocketed-pants based on knowing silent-phones. Their silent-phones proof appears to rely on pure rage at being bothered, or something.

  • @jero37
    @jero37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thank you guys. You helped me recover from an upsetting evening.

  • @kiledamgaardasmussen5222
    @kiledamgaardasmussen5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Controversial compromise: there's vinegar in mayo. Also: grated cheese on hot chips is the ONLY way,

  • @TheBorzoi
    @TheBorzoi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I think Matt is confusing "cold" with "uncooked" there. The onions in salsa are uncooked. The carrots which people eat "cold" are in fact again, uncooked, etc. Beans however are cooked and then go cold.

    • @Si_Streams
      @Si_Streams 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Borzoi you don't "cook" beans they are cooked before hand you just warm them so yes noting wrong or dangerous about eating them cold

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've eaten cold carrots in both the cooked and the uncooked variety...

    • @kahorere
      @kahorere 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sometimes put cold cooked (in/for a broth) carrots on a sandwich

  • @Snubbs
    @Snubbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i'd argue that the repulsion for cold beans (and other cold foods) stems less from the actual temperature and more from the different texture. fresh from the tin, beans and soup are this kind of gelatinous mass that just isn't all that appealing compared to something more liquidy.

  • @clarenceclarence9529
    @clarenceclarence9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    May we take a moment to appreciate matt’s outfit. Purple hoodie with the purple converse fastbreaks... coordinated

  • @whimsy5623
    @whimsy5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is what we call “Playing with fire”

  • @aajjww121
    @aajjww121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You can tell that Tom has never been a farmer. We need them manual transmissions

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go electric?
      There are higher tork cheaper operation smoother maintenance versions of most farm vehicles and charging frequently is surprisingly manageable for things used less than 20h more than 20 days a year... Until that becomes affordable partitioning Brussels isn't your cup of tee, is it?

    • @farLander1
      @farLander1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fionafiona1146 you do realize even when electric farm equipment becomes widely available people will still be using their equipment from the 60s. Not only are they cheaper to maintain, they're also far more self-serviceable than any completely electric piece of machinery. Even with enormous battery packs things like combine harvesters would drain them rather quickly due to how much power they require to operate.

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@farLander1
      I know those build in the 60s are much more convenient but most farm work is very local and requires high tork application, suitable for electric gear (similar to surprisingly many construction vehicles, wires optional )... The in between is high maintenance at the same low efficiency as 60s and prior equipment.

    • @timotejbernat462
      @timotejbernat462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the correct term “torque” should be mentioned here

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@fionafiona1146😂😂😂😂

  • @helenhascatallergy413
    @helenhascatallergy413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I knew this one was going to be good at, "Iceberg lettuce can go **** itself"

  • @andrewwebb7584
    @andrewwebb7584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Neither is pronounced neither neither nor neither; it's neither.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's funny; I always say "either" as "eye-ther", and nearly always say "neither" as "nigh-ther" as well, but in the phrase "me neither", I do pronounce "neither" as "knee-ther".

  • @krymly
    @krymly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3 years later Matt took cold baked beans to the extreme by making ice cream

  • @silasmayes7954
    @silasmayes7954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a man who uses a bag to carry stuff in I think it is ok to have your phones notification sound on. I don't like carry things in my pockets although that has more to do with the clothing I'm forced to wear. Also a bag allows me to be more prepared more often if the situation changes.

  • @darrenslatta
    @darrenslatta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We don't have automatic chokes in cars now. We have fuel injected engines removing carburetors and thus removing chokes on cars and in machinery that still uses carbureted engines such as chainsaws they still have traditional chokes

    • @DasGanon
      @DasGanon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehhh, there's electric chokes for carburetors also.

    • @paulsengupta971
      @paulsengupta971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But the fuel injection computer will actually be doing the same as the choke, it'll enrichen the mixture when you start and drive when the engine is still cold. So in effect it is an automatic choke.

    • @paulsengupta971
      @paulsengupta971 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The automatic choke on my old Ford Orion was operated with a bi-metallic strip in the coolant, so would progressively turn the choke off as the engine got up to temperature. It was also triggered/bypassed by manifold pressure so would change with throttle setting. No electronics needed.

  • @LordZarano
    @LordZarano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Electric cars will solve the the manual vs automatic debate once and for all.
    They don't have a gearbox 'cause they don't need one.

    • @igorordecha
      @igorordecha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Tesla Roadster crying in the corner*

    • @zach7482
      @zach7482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@igorordecha it's only crying in the corner because it didn't have the range to get to the middle of the room.

    • @amberionik
      @amberionik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Evs are still more efficent with a gearbox just teslas dont use them because they are not that important. Tho there are electric cars with gearboxes

    • @Ktulu789
      @Ktulu789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zach7482 I laughed so loud at that that it might be a sin xDDD

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amberionik if they can provide a good amount of torque at all speeds they don't need gearboxes, right?

  • @ophirwesley4424
    @ophirwesley4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "on a similar vein, beans!" - pause -
    That broke me

  • @foobar9000
    @foobar9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Electric vehicles have no gears and instant torque, so that solves both of your problems.

    • @TheMagnay
      @TheMagnay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are far more expensive and not just to buy.

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then you'll have to content with:
      too long charge times
      too low range
      fire hazards
      expensive components
      lack of feedback to the driver
      until we reach the point where electric cars have acceptable ranges (at least 500km on a ful lcharge), short charge times (less than ten minutes to full) and a way for the driver to controll the transmission ratio, in case he needs more acceleration at the cost of more energy, all to an affordable price, i'll continue driving manual diesel.
      i heared that, in japan, they have already found a solution to those absolutely terrible charge times by having built structures similar to gas stations where a robot simply takes out your battery and replaces it with a full one so you can leave right away, but such a systhem would have to be widely implemented and then we still have the problems of the whole deal being too expensive and unsafe.

  • @bgrigg07
    @bgrigg07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'll argue that shifting your own gears IS paying more attention to the driving!

  • @jminsh463
    @jminsh463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    No love for gravy on chips?

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bit of gravy, loads of cheese, walking home from a night. Excellent.

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ma'am, what the hell

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh wait, the UK. whoops. sorry, I'm American and don't really have a grip on lingo

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spitgorge2021 Ahahahaha, yeahh... took me a moment to realise that you have a different thing called "chips" instead of "gravy"... Though I do understand that your gravy is somewhat different.

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about ketchup?

  • @dannydorito7515
    @dannydorito7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is by far the best duo in youtube just 2 dudes hanging out in a bench and having fun

  • @michaelkarnerfors9545
    @michaelkarnerfors9545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "slightly crunchy water"
    I completely lost it...

  • @davidrobinson5357
    @davidrobinson5357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The original pattern for loo role holders. Shows the Paper outwards Tom Scott

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The mini "neither" dispute inside the bog roll dispute was precious

  • @ziggyhfx8202
    @ziggyhfx8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Iceberg lettuce is garbage."
    I'd like to see you eat lettuce wraps with spinach.

    • @elisam.r.9960
      @elisam.r.9960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure leaf lettuce or napa cabbage are better than iceberg for wraps, though.

  • @cleomat6321
    @cleomat6321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My phone is on silent 24/7 even when it’s in my handbag because you can still feel the vibrations when it goes off (when the phone vibrates it buzzes against the other stuff in there causing it to be audible and also makes the whole bag vibrate which you can feel)
    +1 to Matt!

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES! My two handbags have dedicated mobile phone pockets, I bought them for that particular feature. And I ditched a Moto G when the vibrating engine broke, because ringtones are annoying.
      Also, those who make jeans with fake pockets deserve the worst place in hell.

  • @superjarnovk12
    @superjarnovk12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Please upload the full gearbox discussion

  • @GroundHOG-2010
    @GroundHOG-2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Outside of sports cars, cars should have automatic gearboxes" I disagree on several points.
    1. Off road vehicles are generally more useful with precise varying of the engine power to the wheels, which while you can do it with an automatic, with a clutch it is a lot easier.
    2. For the same reason as above, driving through mountainous or hilly areas are far easier and far more in control using a manual due to the ability to vary the engine braking.
    3. There are some people for which having more involvement/control means a lot more focus on driving, and that driving an automatic will lead to less situation awareness.
    4. People develop driving styles. Some (like myself) have a style that utilizes the additional control you get from a manual gearbox, some do not. I drive far worse in an automatic.
    5. Every study I have seen on it have found no correlation between manual gearbox and a higher crash rate.
    This isn't to say that a Manual gearbox is better, some people cannot drive them due to disability, and there are many people who prefer automatics because it fits their driving style. It's a preferance/accessability thing to have both as options, neither should be gotten rid of.

  • @anna-graceschumann8869
    @anna-graceschumann8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I have ADHD and a manual gearbox keeps me more engaged and safer on the road.

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also going up hills with heavy loads or going on tricky roads manual is better. Autos may be very efficient but today they still manage the surface poorly.

    • @jolenethiessen357
      @jolenethiessen357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live on Canadian prairies and manual gearboxes are far superior in poor winter driving conditions.

  • @scott_mc
    @scott_mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Tom: "you're wrong, vinegar"
    Me: "you're both wrong, ketchup. The f*ck‽"

    • @kaelan_123
      @kaelan_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vinegar, Ketchup and salt mixed together is my favourite condiment.

    • @scott_mc
      @scott_mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kaelan_123sounds like it'd be the bomb

    • @clayel1
      @clayel1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neither I hate fries/chips

    • @scott_mc
      @scott_mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clayel1 hot take

    • @nwezparker
      @nwezparker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're all wrong, gravy!!

  • @CameraHam
    @CameraHam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The title should really be "A life long friendship nearly ended in 10 minutes"

  • @RobKinneySouthpaw
    @RobKinneySouthpaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    On the 'bog roll", it took my toddler all of a day to work out he could just spin the roll backwards.

  • @MrCrow-og2yw
    @MrCrow-og2yw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:00
    I'm pretty sure you have no idea how a manual works. Being able to select gears allows you to give lots of torque in lows gears and lots of speed in high gears. A automatic can do this but it will shift when you don't want it to, this can cause stalling and loss of power when needed. My father's work truck (F550 6.7 Diesel) is an automatic with a manual gear select option on the transmission that allows him to select a certain gear so he can haul light poles more efficiently. That is brilliant engineering by Ford. Without Manuals, we wouldn't be able to haul half of the stuff we haul today and as effectively.

    • @__nog642
      @__nog642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The discussion is about regular cars not hauling trucks.

    • @johannesbohm6458
      @johannesbohm6458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@__nog642 But it would be good to have manual control in every car just in case you need it ( like overtaking, motor breaking, etc.)

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neil Gupta not to mention anytime you want to carry a heavy load on your car like a trailer or a caravan or something? Pretty sure normal people with normal cars do that stuff to 😊

  • @PaulPaulPaulson
    @PaulPaulPaulson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I vote for manual, but with a unique arrangement of the gears in each car.

    • @nathansketch6255
      @nathansketch6255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To make that possible you would need transmissions with 12 gears for the over 1 billion cars in the world.

    • @nanomage
      @nanomage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering we have 10 speed automatics a 12 gear manual should not be too difficult. Come to think of it, I have driven trucks with way more than 12 gear manual gearboxes.

    • @thepom572
      @thepom572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      24 speed non synchro Eaton Fuller Road Rangers for all!

    • @thenerdylad882
      @thenerdylad882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about Semi-automatic...?

    • @randomusermaximuss
      @randomusermaximuss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I get bored while driving and in an automatic I start to get sleepy. With a manual I have to be more involved with the car and have to stay alert.

  • @MrPsychomonkey
    @MrPsychomonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Complete agree with having Automatic as default, modern auto gearboxes are much better and fast. Drove manual for years, then got Automatic and it makes driving so much easier and less taxing. Recently had to get the car repaired and was given a manual courtesy car was my driving was so much worse.

  • @Stingetan
    @Stingetan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's beautiful. I see it when I close my eyes;
    Matt Gray literally out here eating beans

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THIS BRIT EATIN BEANS

  • @DerekIcelord
    @DerekIcelord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My immediate reaction to the mayo/vinegar comments was "You're British, discussing food! You're both wrong!"