Tachanka Groyper that’s usually during the game, not during the lobby. People were still being mild and getting to know each other in the lobby. Then they drop it.
@president camacho The enigneers not.. But Pilots? Maybe? They are sitting while doing their job. Sit in front of screens and have to calculate a lot. They are like stock brokers. But their desks are going mach 3.
Coffee is code for hostiles ahead Expresso is code for stand down Keurig means dicks out Gucci Boys means dicks away I've been in the airforce for 34 years and i know how all of this works keep this secret ok
For anyone wondering why they dropped the flare after the re-fuel, it is their way of saying “thank you” or “salute”. But this is only done when there are no threats around.
Chickena nuggeto? No Peanuto Butter? No.. Gucci Boiso? Uhh, Yes. Musta be something. *Investigates for coded videos* GUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCI "AHHhhHHH!"
@@impulsiveDecider I was wondering the same thing and although i have never seen a flare after refueling, i cant imagine it being dropped for no reason.
I thought he would be like "Yo why the F**k you asking about my coffee then you got the nerve to diss my crummy poptarts dammit, hope this flare ignites your fuel line!" rofl
At gas stations: under NO circumstance can you have even the SLIGHTEST spark present for ANY reason near the pump In the video: Pilot shoots off a miniature sun after refueling
Nothing makes you feel more american than listening to a the pilot of a flying death machine speaking to someone in a death-machine-refueler having a conversation about McDonalds and Starbucks. I think the flare at the end was to burn away some of the diabetes.
Im more a meth guy myself it just gives me that certain boost I need to get through the day but I switch to LSD during the afternoon for the sick visuals .
@@hassan903 I always disliked how friendly fire is when you shoot someone on your side. In a game when I turn on friendly fire I thought that meant that I was shooting my teammates with friendly bullets so they wouldn't hurt them But now I know, that even friendly bullets hurt.
Best coment ever. hahhahaaaaa eagle one, fox two. hahhahaaaaa here comes the aliens. Someone was kidnaped by aliens they did sexual experiments on him. French sommelier must be twisting at his grave, Starbucks is the best. Hahahaha
Person: "How was work?" Pilot: "Great, I had a fun conversation with my colleague today about coffee." Person: "Oh really? Are you a barista?" Pilot: "No, I'm a fighter jet pilot."
"All my poptarts go crushed in my bag. They're all crumbs." "That's pretty crummy, isn't it?" You can see the copilot shaking his head through the cockpit xD
With the F-15's fuel capacity being 3,475 gallons - assuming its tank is half full as it required refuelling, the cost would be upwards of $5000. Workings: $3(/gal) x 3,475gal x 0.5 = $5212.5
@@Sheanok Then you have to pay for the fuel and pilots flying the refuelling craft which uses more fuel and has a higher capacity. So the total cost ends up being $30,000.
Alright mate, I’m British and I can tell you we aren’t always drinking tea and eating crumpets... Alright that’s over with, someone get me some tea and crumpets
I always get such weird and amusing feeling when I see Jets and people that pilot them. Like everything they do, even something as simple as talking or shaking head or cracking jokes feel so much more special and fun to watch. It's like you don't expect them to behave like humans. Dunno, it's just simply amazing.
Yeah and I was thinking you know if shit were to go down they would immediately go into professional mode and do what needed to be done despite the crazy convo going on a second before.
I saw it right away. I have an American flag that flew over the skies of Afghanistan in an F-15E Strike Eagle during Operation Enduring Freedom. I know some planes will carry flags as a special request, but they are usually folded and stored properly.
Probably the most calming time for them. I mean once they're in combat I would probably assume they'd rather be connected to that aircraft talking about coffee again
Salad Grahams What kind of retarded MIG pilot would want to go against what is pretty much the destroyer of planes. If MIG-29s fell victim to it then what would? Granted it has equipment failure which is the main cause of it's losses
Was just about to comment this myself lmao, facts of military life, although...........there are ways to apply and bypass this but thats weird because you have to apply to basically get your love life approved...lolol
My cousins in the army met when She was a pilot of a Hercules and he was getting para jumped, he was talking to her and kissed her on the cheek before he jumped, And now they are married haha.
Historically America only drinks coffee because of the Boston Tea Party and a deliberate decision to switch from tea to coffee just to stick it to the Brits.
@@mitchellsmith746 True...and the Brits drank coffee way before tea was ever a thing there...then they switched to tea later due to the colonies having tea and the empire shipping it back and as you say the Yanks switched to coffee as a protest.
Rokinco Bud, the middle east has killed the middle east since antiquity. We’re all buddy buddy because it’s convenient. As soon as it stops being so, we will likely pack our shit and leave, or just quit selling to them. If ya have an issue with how the UAE does stuff, you talk to them, as ultimately they are the ones pulling the Triggers, not us. We don’t have boots on the ground (if we do it’s probably spooks) so it’s no blood on our steel toed boots. So yea, stop complaining about the supplier and complain to the actual actor, because honestly, ya might actually get better results. Or not. Not sure how they’d react really. And yes defending, war on terror despite all the acting as if to the contrary, is still technically going. The military’s primary objective is to defend the US and her interest (which includes capital). Thusly they are indeed defending the country. Also, I agree OP, these people are precious and seem to have a nice and dry sense of humor lol, my kinda people.
@@davidthorp01 so china is to blame for the vietnam war because they supplied the cong with weapons? Yet, how is this any different? You're literally giving the UAE the fire to continue the war. They fund ISIS, bomb schools in yemen, invade oman. (Did i forget to mention that the USA made isis?)
Ok, so am I the only one that's gonna recognize how amazing of pilots these people are? Like, they're going multiple hundreds of miles per hour, and they're just, floating there, barely moving relative to each other, just fueling up, and- HOW?!?! How are they so calm?? I know they're all highly trained and have done this dozens, if not hundreds of times, but still, how??
I had the privilege when I was stationed in Europe to take a ride on a kc135 and sat (layed actually) next to the boom operator while he refueled a couple f16s over Bosnia, there was similar chatter but mainly about food. Awesome experience.
@@stcoops There's Starbucks in Russia too. However local coffee shops are more popular and serve higher quality coffee. Same thing with most European countries I have visited.
Artyom same with most american coffee shops, it’s seen as a sort of luxury anyone can afford and everywhere that it’s convenient and familiar to them. It’s a great place to work and meet people. It’s expensive. Most people I know love going there daily, but they also complain how much money they waste there, and *could* save if they stop. Many blind taste tests have been done to compare coffee around the US, with Starbucks usually at the bottom
i dont think ive ever heard a man with such a buttery pilot voice, he is the embodiment of the word pilot.
It sounds like hes trying way too hard to be an extra in top gun
@@Asmokedetector salt
H3AD doubt
Normal
Main rule of being a fighter pilot, make everything look cool.
They sound like they're just casually playing flight simulator
technically they are
life is a simulation so yeah
totally me LoL
Fighter pilot going for realism, tanker is an annoying squeaker
@@funy0n583 troll
The pilot sounds like his aviator glasses wear aviator glasses.
Sahil Mishra lol
💀💀💀
😂
@anonymous its a girl, broda
anonymous lmao
When did you meet mom, dad?
Dad: When I got my F15 refueled in the sky
Actually it's reverse, this makes no sense.
Either way that’s metal
wait i thought the was guy nothing against her tho
Bobby Child stfu bobby
@@bobbychild8529 just because your dad went out to buy cigarettes and never came back doesn't mean you have to always be in the "mom side"
What a weird gas station
Lol
Needa make these places self serve gas stations in my opinion
Toasty hamz Clippy r/Whoosh
Didn't even clean his windshield terrible service.
Made my day
“Yeaaa Gucci boisss” Fighter pilot: “Aight Imma head out”
he no like it. :/
I would head out too if I heard that cringey line.
Bruh he was like cringe bey
He didn’t know he was from the navy
And he dropped a flare or something.
this sounds like a conversation you’d hear in CoD pre game lobby lol
@@Chris_FMS_Redfield That's the enlisted radio chat
Tachanka Groyper that’s usually during the game, not during the lobby. People were still being mild and getting to know each other in the lobby.
Then they drop it.
The types of conversations in CoD pregrame lobbies almost inevitability will land on Banging someone’s mom
No it doesn't.
what the fk your lobbies must have been weird
This is such an american conversation that they are talking with ads
Cairn The Aviator “ Product Placement “
Are you an aviator yourself?
Fellow ghost in the shell fan btw
They should just put this as an ad so people see how chill it is lmao
@president camacho The enigneers not.. But Pilots? Maybe? They are sitting while doing their job. Sit in front of screens and have to calculate a lot. They are like stock brokers. But their desks are going mach 3.
@@Schlohmotion wha
What a f*king random conversation to be having at 40,000 feet.
It's better than, "Why is #2 on fire?"
Psyrus 😂
@@Psyrus88 XD well, there goes a minute of work laughing
@@RafaelPolanco Glad I could help ;)
Better to talk than to stay quiet I guess
I pretend the jets themselves are the ones actually talking. Like Pixar’s Cars.
Pixar's planes*
Best comment Soo far 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Lol good one
brilliant 😂
I like to believe that this is actually a very important conversation, all relayed in their new top secret code.
I don't think so but still pretty cool
Imagine xD
What you like is not always what is true
Coffee is code for hostiles ahead
Expresso is code for stand down
Keurig means dicks out
Gucci Boys means dicks away
I've been in the airforce for 34 years and i know how all of this works keep this secret ok
Do not worry, your secret is safe with me...
For anyone wondering why they dropped the flare after the re-fuel, it is their way of saying “thank you” or “salute”. But this is only done when there are no threats around.
“Flirt”
Lol lies
Nobody's wondering, it's obvious..
A kiss , a flirt ...
OK thanks, I really wondered why that happened
Russian spies : *tapping into pilot radios trying to find secrets"
US pilots : *C O F F E E M A C H I N E B R O K E*
*K E U R I G*
Russian spies : "Put it in the coffee"
Russian spies: *U N D E R S T A N D A B L E, H A V E A N I C E D A Y*
How do you even break a keurig
And then they will try to decipher it like its some sort of secret code.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
That's a guy.
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s a dude
Excited Taco plot twist they’re both guys
It sounds like a girl
Did I seriously just listen to air force pilots engaging in deep conversation about their favourite coffee and donuts whilst refuelling their jet???
Thrash Thrasherson this is USA Air Force, you should hear Australians with this shit 😂
I mean they're people at work, so it's probably just normal work conversation to them.
I mean they are human
the female is a boom operator not a pilot. sorry for being 'that' guy lol
Manayz dude he’s talking about the jet pilot
Plot twist: This was a Starbucks commercial
If this was a Starbucks commercial then it would have Liberal pansies in it.
Lol
Wow
Lol
jeffrey Giles yo imagine if he crashed into a city street just to get starbucks
Can just picture other countries trying to decipher this conversation
David Duffy Chinese are confused as fuck rn
@Superfly Toad 😂😂
CO: What are they saying?
RO: They're talking about... some secret project called "Starbucks"
CO: *scramble all fighters*
@@soopcan4980 RO: Now he mentions something about the british.....
CO: Warn brittain.
@@matthijsvanemous7046 loooool
Being KC-10 maintenance I can confirm that the coffee maker on the KC-10 is usually broken.
R0OSELL McConnell AFB?
then... fix it?????
Fix the goddamn coffee machine.
Then fix it😂
Fix it then
Behold, the most dangerous fighting force in the world
Yes
just shows that everyone is human
@Zomuana Renthlei ir really is considering you have to stay at the same speed with the otherplane
Apparently this is what happens when you’re bored during a sortie
They don’t even have working coffee machines
America
SmarterEveryDay What about America?
'Murica. Enough said.
what are you doing here XD
Trump CAN say the N-word!
SmarterEveryDay wow didnt expect u to be here lol gotta love the reccomendation system
edit: wow the spelling
srry guys
He let off the ‘goodbye flare’ because it was his last flight in this Jet. He mentions it at 4:15
Yea that was super tight
Loved that. Salute.
It's a friendly aerospace
@Ryan Enemies arent going to find them because of one tiny flare..
Is it the last filght for the air force or is he getting moved to a diffrent jet
starbucks or mc cafe?, chicken nuggets, peanut butter sandwiches, pop tards, gucci bois,. North Korean hackers must be confused AF.
Chickena nuggeto? No
Peanuto Butter? No..
Gucci Boiso? Uhh, Yes. Musta be something.
*Investigates for coded videos*
GUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCI
"AHHhhHHH!"
whoaa that comment make me cry a lot
@@SuppositionalBox lol
and jelly*
Little did they know this words has exact coordinates for the secret military bases in north Korea
Okay, let's talk about how perfect that flare drop was.
Ist was perfect
Yeah that was a seriously pimp move💪🙏
He had to leave a tip.
Does anyone know if that is something common?
@@impulsiveDecider I was wondering the same thing and although i have never seen a flare after refueling, i cant imagine it being dropped for no reason.
I love all the videos where people in the military go from all professional “50 feet, 40 feet, 30 feet...” to “y’all drink COFFEE?”
Professional to the end...or at least until contact is established. (Then it's hanging out time)
Keeping it cool is part of being professional. Dead silence aint cool
*has millions of dollars worth of military equipment* *uses it to talk abt coffee*
What would you talk about then
Why not?
A two way radio system doesn't cost millions of dollars
@bing bingbung yh but he's not using the jets to "talk" about coffee only the radio 😉😁
@bing bingbung true true
This is not the type of "BS" I was expecting lmao
TaylorTallent because it was faked.
Sounded like a woman to me . Maybe it was the high altitude??
@@marlboromatt5656 How and why would this be faked? Can't talk if you don't have proof
Just because you can’t hold a conversation doesnt mean people who can faked it
I thought he would be like "Yo why the F**k you asking about my coffee then you got the nerve to diss my crummy poptarts dammit, hope this flare ignites your fuel line!" rofl
"We don't drink tea, were not British."
- Patriot
True that.
Lol
Only the posh drink tea.we chavs drink tap water.
@@srjwari Sameee
Nah you just drink it cold and full of diabetes which is backwards.
As far as technology can take us, we are still humans at heart.
daaammnn you should get best quote nominee
Haha well said
I honestly shed a tear when I read that.
Aww... that was nice.
Daw, this is a good one. Can be read a million ways lol, but i like to think this is a nice sentiment.
That goodbye flare was the cutest thing ever
Why did they do the flair?
Patrick Crabtree kinda a tip of the hat, respect
At gas stations: under NO circumstance can you have even the SLIGHTEST spark present for ANY reason near the pump
In the video: Pilot shoots off a miniature sun after refueling
@@thepatrickcrab I think they do that to say they are full to the jet behind that's waiting to refuel.
@@thepatrickcrab they use flare when targeted by a missiles to kinda lure it on the flare to avoid explosion of course
Russian spies when they intercept the conversation:
"What are they talking about?"
"Idk some weird type of vodka.."
lmao
"must be peanut butter vodka time"
😂
Putin is watching you👁️☝️
“I doant no sum type of vierd vodka”
“Starbucks is better than anything”
Poor lass, someone get her some real coffee
From where
The black Plague Dutch bro’s
Tim Hortons... Oh wait, Americans don't have that
Its a he tho
Idk any of these places lol
Nothing makes you feel more american than listening to a the pilot of a flying death machine speaking to someone in a death-machine-refueler having a conversation about McDonalds and Starbucks. I think the flare at the end was to burn away some of the diabetes.
I love it!
And a American flag in the corner, of course. Very American.
Nah, I think he was flexing a little, do you hear how stereotypical he sounds as a fighter pilot? Big flex using that flare lol
People enjoying life. Anything wrong with that?
TheDrexxus
Dia BEETUS
backseat: "I'm more of a Red Bull & cocaine guy myself"
Thanks... Your comments up for the 5 minutes I'll never get back...
@Justin Y. No... It made me laugh... At a point when things where getting really monotonous...
Im more a meth guy myself it just gives me that certain boost I need to get through the day but I switch to LSD during the afternoon for the sick visuals .
You should definitely get a bag of ketamine for the journey home
😂😂😂
Pilot: “pop tarts got crushed, it’s all crumbs now”
Backseater: “that sounds crummy”
Pilot: *ejects*
Just deserves so many more likes then it got totally made my day
Lmao
LOL
weird just as i was listening it
I'm in tears.
Great joke dude.
“Starbucks is better than anything”
*Laughing in Italian*
LOL
Roman: dafuq is Starbucks?
what shit meme really
Porcamadonna stai zitto per l’amore di cristo
How do you laugh in Italian?
“We’re not British.”
“True that.”
😂
🤣🤣
Best part
🇺🇸
Dat
This is basically a gaspump conversation in the sky.
underrated comment
Can I wash your windshield while you wait?
i think they forgot to pay.
Awesome comment, bro.
They have good credit
I didn't know that SwaggerSouls flies an F15 in his freetime.
Der Heckenpenner LMAOO
Take my like, you deserve it.
I want to like this but I don't want to ruin it
xD
LOL TRUE
"Yea Gucci bois!!"
Jet pilot: Over lord, requesting to turn on friendly fire
Hahahahahahahaha
Turn on freindly fire you mean
@@hassan903
I always disliked how friendly fire is when you shoot someone on your side.
In a game when I turn on friendly fire I thought that meant that I was shooting my teammates with friendly bullets so they wouldn't hurt them
But now I know, that even friendly bullets hurt.
@@hassan903 yea lool
On time
He can shoot flares at his gas station, yet if I light a cigarette everyone loses their minds....
read this in the joker voice lmao
I have no idea how this is not the top comment. GerpherTheGamer for President.
I was wondering if there was a reason for him to shoot the flare or he just wanted to. Anyone care to enlighten?
An expensive thank you to the tanker
damn yeah yeah this pilot probably shot a flare off to say thank you.
For a split second, I thought that flare was a missile. “I’m done with this conversation and with you.” “Eagle 1, Fox 2!”
I wonder how many didn't get the last line
... and what is that smell?
Pres: Doesn't anyone have any missiles left?!
Eddy: Sorry I'm late Mr. President! Shitter was full! Eagle 20... Fox 2!
Best coment ever.
hahhahaaaaa eagle one, fox two. hahhahaaaaa here comes the aliens. Someone was kidnaped by aliens they did sexual experiments on him.
French sommelier must be twisting at his grave, Starbucks is the best. Hahahaha
TheRedHeadHenry HELLO BOYS! I’M BAAAAAAAAAACK! *intense blue light* rip
“You guys drink coffee down there?”
Best conversation starter ever
It's actually my go to pick up line on tinder
air force: sometime we get keurig fancy coffee
Marines: we mix crayons in water
I jusy spilled my CocaCola in mi phone reading tis, I'm laughin so hard I can barel type rn. And the Coca messled up my keyboardd,damm it
Oh n my dog is drinkinn the voca in thr floor
Alexander Chohan I drank wood glue on a dare in the 2nd grade
@@Cnhsf calm the fuck down sir. How's your keyboard doing?
Ahahahaha
Two planes having sex.... there has to be romantic talk...
Moy2005 underrated comment
Isn't that a deepthroat tho?
A little pillow talk, as it were.
????
Hot coffee
The jet landed at starbucks after the refueling
Drill Instructor Fitch or the Mc Donald’s fly through for a McFighterCafé and a McMuffin
I made the 999 likes to 1k, you’re welcome
Drill Instructor Fitch GTA V in a nutshell
does a air strike on all mcdonallds, and dunk&donuts with in 100 miles, then lands at Starbucks.
Dude there's likely a star bucks at the base.
“Gucci boiii“
*F15 has left the chat
Gucci boii?
Yea what is that
@@xavierbatista6201 means we ready
@@ItsClout2k oh ok still dont understand the terms like that are used
xavier's scale models Gucci is just used to refer to the KC-10 aircrews out of Travis AFB. Nothing more than a nickname for them.
After bombing a target and coming in to refuel: "So.... you guys like coffee?"
Nah its more serius in an actual war
@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke
@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke
Victor Gómez diez it’s a joke
@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke
“More of an espresso guy myself” This guy sounds like he’s straight out of an action movie
...a terrible, low budget action movie
Person: "How was work?"
Pilot: "Great, I had a fun conversation with my colleague today about coffee."
Person: "Oh really? Are you a barista?"
Pilot: "No, I'm a fighter jet pilot."
Haha
Wes T94 lololololololol
lol
Owais First of all, I'm Asian. Second, how is my avatar "racist"? And finally, who the fuck do you think you are to tell me what to do? 😂
94982 That horse won't die until the day people forget the Civil War
Longest Starbucks commercial I've ever seen.
I think Game of Thrones was envious of this video and decided to try and outdo them with their coffee placement in episode 4. 😂
not sure the longest, but certainly the highest
"All my poptarts go crushed in my bag. They're all crumbs."
"That's pretty crummy, isn't it?"
You can see the copilot shaking his head through the cockpit xD
😂😂
When you're in 7eleven and the counter guy won't shut up. Jet edition.
Seriously!!!
Really relatable lmao
This is too accurate
HAHAHA LMFO
Or...when you're in 7evelen drunk as fuck and won't shut the fuck up while trying to buy snacks lolol I've definitely been that guy multiple times.
You realise this is all code, they're talking about missile strikes
Oh shyt u rite
@Fredo Bull bruh
@@koelgamer98 Gucci boiis
@Fredo Bull you're the gullible one
Fredo Bull ‘Twas a joke, my dense friend.
"That's with tea. We arent British"
Only said in America
YOO we don't all have milk in our tea
And where else other than the UK would it not be said?
*Only said in every single place other than Britain
And amongst America in the United States chiefly
That was funny.
Russians: cyka blyat, this is their third time this week talking about coffee.
Contact Yuri, we're have another sheep situation
You ride Russias meat huh
Little did we know, they were talking in code the whole time...
eM Haha!
I just read this with H20 Delirious’s voice and i’m dying!
DJ Thorn - “I was behind you da whole tiieeem!”
Yeeeaaaah gucci bois
Gotta love the goodbye flare at the end.
youre fun at parties
jbr496 -LOL I KNOW, I KNOW...I LOVED IT AS-WELL !!!
James Holt -ohh stop..!
(your acttin like one of those "lib-tards" )
James that flare cost 75 cents
It’s not just for fun. They pop a flare off at disconnect to confuse anything that might try to lock on to the jet.
Nothing as American as talking about capitalism while refueling an F-15.
Aaron Ewell lol
Love it! Lol
LMAO
Laughed so hard I pooped a little. You won the Internet with that one!
America f### yeah
"yall got coffee machine?"
"coffee machine broke"
"understandable have a nice day"
Nice day broke too
,,You a cappuccino guy in the morning oerrrr afternoon?"
,,uhh more afternoon"
*switches to missiles*
Jarvan IV. YOU BRIT
:’)
Jarvan IV. Hahahahah
Lmao! 😂😂😂
best comment ive seen in a month
Lemme get uhhhh $1832 on pump number F-15
23 SAIYAN lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
@@chrisbarreda3762 double seaweed deluxe🤙🔥
With the F-15's fuel capacity being 3,475 gallons - assuming its tank is half full as it required refuelling, the cost would be upwards of $5000. Workings: $3(/gal) x 3,475gal x 0.5 = $5212.5
That will be on my American Express. And I mean EXPRESS.
@@Sheanok Then you have to pay for the fuel and pilots flying the refuelling craft which uses more fuel and has a higher capacity. So the total cost ends up being $30,000.
One hell of a story to tell the kids when you get married lol. Well kids we met at 30,000ft while flying and talking about coffee and donuts.
Except it’s two guys.
Alex K I couldn’t tell.
Dood sounds like a woman
what the you know them Filipinos sound right
@@30minutesLess, what you suggesting? Hmmm
I love how they are having a simple conversation while they refuel a f-15
Typical 9 to 5
This was the most american thing ever.
All they’re missing is a random bald eagle flying by
Needs more busty blondes driving monster trucks with guns that shoot beer
Luca with American flags
They already got the flag covered here..
@@TasX Talking about McDs. Flying in a fighter jet. American Flag in view. Coffee. Literally the most American thing ever
A million-dollar radar system is being used to warm coffee.
You do realize that was a joke, right?
That was quite obviously a joke - we made jokes about cooking things with radar all the time
What's he gonna do, keep his thermos in the nosecone and climb out of the canopy to get it at 25k feet?
All jokes aside is it possible to warm your coffee with radar?
The Pope The microwave oven was invented by a guy who had a chocolate bar in his pocket which melted when he stood in front of the radar.
Pilot who actually sounds like a pilot
Aight no comments?
@@yeet4437 i didnt even know i got 1k likes lmao
Sounds like snake from simpsons, trying hard to sound cool.
Bruh its you again
“We don’t drink tea, we’re not British” OK, now this has gone too far!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fair vlogs Uk to be fair, a perfectly good Guinness isn’t too bad either.
I think i have spotted a Brit😂
Alright mate, I’m British and I can tell you we aren’t always drinking tea and eating crumpets...
Alright that’s over with, someone get me some tea and crumpets
A R C H I E I know more people who dislike tea and drink coffee. It’s offensive as a northerner.
Me: Wow what a bunch of nice people...just having a normal conversation....
Plot twist: That was actually a coded language.
That actually... didnt even occur to me. After listening to this again it definitely sounds coded wtf.
Yo, my mind just got blowned XD
I don't see this likely being coded, but it is possible
Kat Holloway prolly guccy bois
this is what i was thinking theres no way this is what theyre talking about
This is the most expensive useless conversation I've ever heard
It's just passing time. _Consultants_ are for expensive useless conversation.
They could've been talking about why engune 4 is on fire but they thought better :)
@Mr. David jesus fuck you are a plague
@@racheldolezal738 I'm an NPC because I realize individuals should be judged as individuals and not as group? So I'm guilty of wrong think?
@@racheldolezal738 wait wait wait, i ask for common decency and that's an example of using a straw man? Wowsers we got a 300iq big brain here
Most dangerous talk about coffee ever.
Most Gucci thang talking about coffee in the air with fighter jet
They have big plungers
"thats pretty crummy" shoot me with a reaper missle after that easy joke
for being so high up in the sky they sure like going after low hanging fruit
I always get such weird and amusing feeling when I see Jets and people that pilot them. Like everything they do, even something as simple as talking or shaking head or cracking jokes feel so much more special and fun to watch. It's like you don't expect them to behave like humans. Dunno, it's just simply amazing.
It’s definitely because they have to concentrate on what they’re doing and they’re having the stupidest convo ever. Still great tho
felt the same way, perfect way of putting it.
Yeah and I was thinking you know if shit were to go down they would immediately go into professional mode and do what needed to be done despite the crazy convo going on a second before.
Yeah I felt the same way too! Perfectly put!
I personally work with them and I thought the same thing when I first met them, but they’re some of the coolest people and very humble
''im more of a expresso guy myself''
*tips fedora*
The hell's an "expresso"?
EXpresso truly is INSTANT
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mom?
Dad: Pause... Hm.. She was "fueling" me in and magic happened, Bud.
It's actually called a sombrero senior feminisimo
Calm down, you clearly have some issues internally, I suggest you go see a doctor for your meds.
Did you realize the camera is sitting on top of the USA flag
Just did... after visiting this video for the 30th time.
@@getfnsed9808 me too, I've watched and commented in this video multiple times. Just realized this time
Immediately!!
I saw it right away. I have an American flag that flew over the skies of Afghanistan in an F-15E Strike Eagle during Operation Enduring Freedom. I know some planes will carry flags as a special request, but they are usually folded and stored properly.
right away
Russian #1: Ivan what are you hearing?
Russian #2: What's a "Keurig"?
That flare was classy.
doubleetendre agreed, a nice gesture for some nice people
I wonder what they cost though.
Roboartist lmao. The ultimate back stab.
Twirlip Of The Mists someone said in another comment that each individual flare is calculated at approximately 128 USD
Roboartist lmfao
I think the co-pilots "Lame" was the most underrated part of the convo
When?
@@Faasvaas Faas Faas 2:57
"Starbucks or McCafe?"
"Definitely Starbucks"
"2 for 2"
"Lame"
"Starbucks is better than anything"
So this is what they talk about. I thought they were quite
Papa bless... He took a tumble after refueling
Quiet*
Quite what
Quite a conversation
This is killing me. Quite what?
“Starbucks is Bette then anything”
*laughs in Italian espresso*
corona espresso?
Shaadi wali coffee all the way...
Zarqus 99 Italian coffee is shit
*laughs in Turkish coffee*
Man,these guys are pretty high.
lmfao
Literally.
MC, what are you doing away from the Dokis? Does Monika know about this?!?!
BUFFALO SOLDIERS
Lmao you fucken anime pfp
He’s probably out cheating
Me and the boys:
Lmao yeah. This is the type of shit I'd do with the boys
Pending Poltergeist what
@Pending Poltergeist Why do you take it so seriously
At least the aircrafts were mating.
Daddys boom into mom's ......!😁
Gucci boyyyyys
That flare was a $250 “fair well”
Rubber Band farewell
sometimes you need to test some of the functions if they are working or not.
Altaìr K hahahaha pretty funny
Altaìr K: fook me
S.O.P. if I'm not mistaken......
It's defenitely a coded message. "Starbucks" means they've successfully bombed the target.
Coolest place in the world to have the absolute most boring conversation!
Probably the most calming time for them. I mean once they're in combat I would probably assume they'd rather be connected to that aircraft talking about coffee again
Salad Grahams What kind of retarded MIG pilot would want to go against what is pretty much the destroyer of planes. If MIG-29s fell victim to it then what would? Granted it has equipment failure which is the main cause of it's losses
If you'd be doing that all day, you'd be just as bored as they are
Imagine if they were to get married and this was how they first met.
Would make for one hell of a story!
They sure had some sort of connection.
Sadly they wouldn't be allowed to get married. He's an officer and she's enlisted. That would be considered fraternization
Was just about to comment this myself lmao, facts of military life, although...........there are ways to apply and bypass this but thats weird because you have to apply to basically get your love life approved...lolol
My cousins in the army met when She was a pilot of a Hercules and he was getting para jumped, he was talking to her and kissed her on the cheek before he jumped, And now they are married haha.
It all started when he refilled me with his hose.
“We don’t drink tea, we are not British” had me dead
Historically America only drinks coffee because of the Boston Tea Party and a deliberate decision to switch from tea to coffee just to stick it to the Brits.
@@mitchellsmith746 this video makes me smile
@@mitchellsmith746 True...and the Brits drank coffee way before tea was ever a thing there...then they switched to tea later due to the colonies having tea and the empire shipping it back and as you say the Yanks switched to coffee as a protest.
True that
The Ghost ROTFFLMAO
I've never heard bigger small talk in my life.
The pilot sounds like he has a hula girl on his dash and he's wearing a hawaiian shirt
But also wearing aviators
And got a cigarette in his mouth
Sounds like the pilot is a girl
@@-ahvilable-6654 they're talking about the F-15 Pilot. Use context clues.
Tom cruise from Oblivion
nice to see some fellow gamers chat during thier wait in the lobby
cjtheseagull ok now that’s funny
I had to think about cod lol
I don't remember that whole conversation taking place refuelling in
Ace combat 7: Skies Unknown
brandon Larsen MSFSX
When you're playing a generic war game online and some dudes just start having a conversation in the middle of it.
Basically Arma
Legit had a few in War Thunder while taking on waves of bombers in Assault mode
TALKINGtac0 honestly
Pretty much
squad
These are the kinda people tasked with defending our great nation......
And I love them!
Starbucks or dunkendonuts?
Gotta relax somehow. That's not easy to pull off.
Defending? you do reaslise the UAE is committing mass genocide on yemen and america is supplying them with the means to do so.
Rokinco Bud, the middle east has killed the middle east since antiquity. We’re all buddy buddy because it’s convenient. As soon as it stops being so, we will likely pack our shit and leave, or just quit selling to them. If ya have an issue with how the UAE does stuff, you talk to them, as ultimately they are the ones pulling the Triggers, not us. We don’t have boots on the ground (if we do it’s probably spooks) so it’s no blood on our steel toed boots. So yea, stop complaining about the supplier and complain to the actual actor, because honestly, ya might actually get better results. Or not. Not sure how they’d react really.
And yes defending, war on terror despite all the acting as if to the contrary, is still technically going. The military’s primary objective is to defend the US and her interest (which includes capital). Thusly they are indeed defending the country.
Also, I agree OP, these people are precious and seem to have a nice and dry sense of humor lol, my kinda people.
@@davidthorp01 so china is to blame for the vietnam war because they supplied the cong with weapons? Yet, how is this any different? You're literally giving the UAE the fire to continue the war. They fund ISIS, bomb schools in yemen, invade oman. (Did i forget to mention that the USA made isis?)
Ok, so am I the only one that's gonna recognize how amazing of pilots these people are? Like, they're going multiple hundreds of miles per hour, and they're just, floating there, barely moving relative to each other, just fueling up, and- HOW?!?! How are they so calm?? I know they're all highly trained and have done this dozens, if not hundreds of times, but still, how??
Just imagine that possibly 10 years ago, they were talking shit in a COD Modern Warfare 2 lobby....
Danny Faumuina-Liu pilot: hey you sound familiar...
Boom operator: ummmm....
“Aren’t you that guy that supposedly banged my mom?”
Danny Faumuina-Liu the refueler isn’t even 10 years old
Its entirely possible
Yah people talking trash in cod lobbies don't have brains to be a pilot lol
A nice flare well at the end there.
teamhex ya only $300 to say goodbye
@@herotk9158 like the ones in battlefield?
nice steal on the above commentors punchline there
A nice stolen pun from another comment thread just above you there
I believe they shoot a flare to indicate that refueling has been done successfully and they are moving away from the aircraft.
Spills coffee on self and accidentally hits flare
Lol very funny XD
Lol yeah but it’s just like a “tips fadora”
"Flare well"
*sues Mcdonald's for accidental flare usage, makes enough money to buy the F-15 so its not his last flight after all*
Gage Halle lmao give it about a week and all his money would be in maintenance
Me an Ace combat player:
*Just like the simulations*
I won't bitch on ace combat, everyone has different tastes. But please, just don't call it a sim
@@sloppy-1-1 ur a 🤡
Just some random little kid on the internet Ur a 🐷
@@sloppy-1-1
Ok 👌 I didn't mention it being a sim or anything but ok
@@BanditoBurrito
Ey don't fight in the replies
I had the privilege when I was stationed in Europe to take a ride on a kc135 and sat (layed actually) next to the boom operator while he refueled a couple f16s over Bosnia, there was similar chatter but mainly about food.
Awesome experience.
This man just shot off a flair to flex
Flare, flare, bitches love flares... Lt. Let me smaaash...
Doug Banister weird flex but ok
@Nick Alexo It's a salute to the tanker
That was just his way of saying “flarewell”
Pretty hard flex tho
Christ I struggle to get my phone charger in my phone.
FoolishInk right, and these guys do it while making small talk
FoolishInk 😂😂😂😭😭!!!!!
FoolishInk LMAO, could be in line for post of the year.
Bwahahaha
I'm still laughing 1/2 hour after reading your comment.
Russians: intercepts them and radios into there conversation
US pilots: STaRBucKs iS sO GOoD RigHt?!?!?!?!
What's the Russian equivalent of starbucks!?
@@stcoops There's Starbucks in Russia too. However local coffee shops are more popular and serve higher quality coffee. Same thing with most European countries I have visited.
Artyom same with most american coffee shops, it’s seen as a sort of luxury anyone can afford and everywhere that it’s convenient and familiar to them. It’s a great place to work and meet people. It’s expensive. Most people I know love going there daily, but they also complain how much money they waste there, and *could* save if they stop. Many blind taste tests have been done to compare coffee around the US, with Starbucks usually at the bottom