Im more a meth guy myself it just gives me that certain boost I need to get through the day but I switch to LSD during the afternoon for the sick visuals .
Tachanka Groyper that’s usually during the game, not during the lobby. People were still being mild and getting to know each other in the lobby. Then they drop it.
Person: "How was work?" Pilot: "Great, I had a fun conversation with my colleague today about coffee." Person: "Oh really? Are you a barista?" Pilot: "No, I'm a fighter jet pilot."
@president camacho The enigneers not.. But Pilots? Maybe? They are sitting while doing their job. Sit in front of screens and have to calculate a lot. They are like stock brokers. But their desks are going mach 3.
Best coment ever. hahhahaaaaa eagle one, fox two. hahhahaaaaa here comes the aliens. Someone was kidnaped by aliens they did sexual experiments on him. French sommelier must be twisting at his grave, Starbucks is the best. Hahahaha
Coffee is code for hostiles ahead Expresso is code for stand down Keurig means dicks out Gucci Boys means dicks away I've been in the airforce for 34 years and i know how all of this works keep this secret ok
For anyone wondering why they dropped the flare after the re-fuel, it is their way of saying “thank you” or “salute”. But this is only done when there are no threats around.
I thought he would be like "Yo why the F**k you asking about my coffee then you got the nerve to diss my crummy poptarts dammit, hope this flare ignites your fuel line!" rofl
Chickena nuggeto? No Peanuto Butter? No.. Gucci Boiso? Uhh, Yes. Musta be something. *Investigates for coded videos* GUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCI "AHHhhHHH!"
Nothing makes you feel more american than listening to a the pilot of a flying death machine speaking to someone in a death-machine-refueler having a conversation about McDonalds and Starbucks. I think the flare at the end was to burn away some of the diabetes.
At gas stations: under NO circumstance can you have even the SLIGHTEST spark present for ANY reason near the pump In the video: Pilot shoots off a miniature sun after refueling
They add a little espresso for when they kick the afterburners! haha, this is like the scene in Spaceballs, when they add liquid Schwartz to the tank to achieve higher speeds!
@@impulsiveDecider I was wondering the same thing and although i have never seen a flare after refueling, i cant imagine it being dropped for no reason.
Historically America only drinks coffee because of the Boston Tea Party and a deliberate decision to switch from tea to coffee just to stick it to the Brits.
@@mitchellsmith746 True...and the Brits drank coffee way before tea was ever a thing there...then they switched to tea later due to the colonies having tea and the empire shipping it back and as you say the Yanks switched to coffee as a protest.
"All my poptarts go crushed in my bag. They're all crumbs." "That's pretty crummy, isn't it?" You can see the copilot shaking his head through the cockpit xD
@@hassan903 I always disliked how friendly fire is when you shoot someone on your side. In a game when I turn on friendly fire I thought that meant that I was shooting my teammates with friendly bullets so they wouldn't hurt them But now I know, that even friendly bullets hurt.
Pilot one: Hey do you want to refuel, there's the refueling plane over there. Pilot two: Yeah we better...Wait is that Karen? Karen: How ya doin, you guys like coffee? Pilot two: Absolutely not. *flies off*
With the F-15's fuel capacity being 3,475 gallons - assuming its tank is half full as it required refuelling, the cost would be upwards of $5000. Workings: $3(/gal) x 3,475gal x 0.5 = $5212.5
@@Sheanok Then you have to pay for the fuel and pilots flying the refuelling craft which uses more fuel and has a higher capacity. So the total cost ends up being $30,000.
Never understood why people like Starbucks so much, it's a cheap really acidic bean they use and then burn the crap out of them. Hell even living in the home of Starbucks you don't see many people drinking it anymore except the hipsters (Which admittedly there are a lot being the home of those too)
You guys need to sort out your coffee choices... Starbucks ?? Really ? That’s not even coffee ... it’s a mix of something with water ... try espresso my American friends , Starbucks is for kids
Alright mate, I’m British and I can tell you we aren’t always drinking tea and eating crumpets... Alright that’s over with, someone get me some tea and crumpets
@Stxr KillerX "Gucci Boys" I'm sure to pilots puked in their mouth a little as I did. He should try that with a Marine Corps Officer. He would have jumped out of his jet and kicked some ass.
@@stcoops There's Starbucks in Russia too. However local coffee shops are more popular and serve higher quality coffee. Same thing with most European countries I have visited.
Artyom same with most american coffee shops, it’s seen as a sort of luxury anyone can afford and everywhere that it’s convenient and familiar to them. It’s a great place to work and meet people. It’s expensive. Most people I know love going there daily, but they also complain how much money they waste there, and *could* save if they stop. Many blind taste tests have been done to compare coffee around the US, with Starbucks usually at the bottom
I always get such weird and amusing feeling when I see Jets and people that pilot them. Like everything they do, even something as simple as talking or shaking head or cracking jokes feel so much more special and fun to watch. It's like you don't expect them to behave like humans. Dunno, it's just simply amazing.
Yeah and I was thinking you know if shit were to go down they would immediately go into professional mode and do what needed to be done despite the crazy convo going on a second before.
Probably the most calming time for them. I mean once they're in combat I would probably assume they'd rather be connected to that aircraft talking about coffee again
Salad Grahams What kind of retarded MIG pilot would want to go against what is pretty much the destroyer of planes. If MIG-29s fell victim to it then what would? Granted it has equipment failure which is the main cause of it's losses
*Expectation:* Danger Zone, I feel the need for speed, Shirtless volleyball game, sexy flight instructor *Reality:* Coffee, Pop Tarts, Donuts, nuggets, PB & J toasts
Russian spies : *tapping into pilot radios trying to find secrets"
US pilots : *C O F F E E M A C H I N E B R O K E*
*K E U R I G*
Russian spies : "Put it in the coffee"
Russian spies: *U N D E R S T A N D A B L E, H A V E A N I C E D A Y*
How do you even break a keurig
Russian spies: give’em some volka
i dont think ive ever heard a man with such a buttery pilot voice, he is the embodiment of the word pilot.
It sounds like hes trying way too hard to be an extra in top gun
@@Asmokedetector salt
H3AD doubt
Normal
Main rule of being a fighter pilot, make everything look cool.
The pilot sounds like his aviator glasses wear aviator glasses.
Sahil Mishra lol
💀💀💀
😂
@anonymous its a girl, broda
anonymous lmao
They sound like they're just casually playing flight simulator
technically they are
life is a simulation so yeah
totally me LoL
Fighter pilot going for realism, tanker is an annoying squeaker
@@funy0n583 troll
Russian spies when they intercept the conversation:
"What are they talking about?"
"Idk some weird type of vodka.."
lmao
"must be peanut butter vodka time"
😂
Putin is watching you👁️☝️
“I doant no sum type of vierd vodka”
“Yeaaa Gucci boisss” Fighter pilot: “Aight Imma head out”
he no like it. :/
I would head out too if I heard that cringey line.
Bruh he was like cringe bey
He didn’t know he was from the navy
And he dropped a flare or something.
Plot twist: This was a Starbucks commercial
If this was a Starbucks commercial then it would have Liberal pansies in it.
Lol
Wow
Lol
jeffrey Giles yo imagine if he crashed into a city street just to get starbucks
When did you meet mom, dad?
Dad: When I got my F15 refueled in the sky
Actually it's reverse, this makes no sense.
Either way that’s metal
wait i thought the was guy nothing against her tho
Bobby Child stfu bobby
@@bobbychild8529 just because your dad went out to buy cigarettes and never came back doesn't mean you have to always be in the "mom side"
backseat: "I'm more of a Red Bull & cocaine guy myself"
Thanks... Your comments up for the 5 minutes I'll never get back...
@Justin Y. No... It made me laugh... At a point when things where getting really monotonous...
Im more a meth guy myself it just gives me that certain boost I need to get through the day but I switch to LSD during the afternoon for the sick visuals .
You should definitely get a bag of ketamine for the journey home
😂😂😂
Pilot: “pop tarts got crushed, it’s all crumbs now”
Backseater: “that sounds crummy”
Pilot: *ejects*
Just deserves so many more likes then it got totally made my day
Lmao
LOL
weird just as i was listening it
I'm in tears.
Great joke dude.
What a f*king random conversation to be having at 40,000 feet.
It's better than, "Why is #2 on fire?"
Psyrus 😂
@@Psyrus88 XD well, there goes a minute of work laughing
@@RafaelPolanco Glad I could help ;)
Better to talk than to stay quiet I guess
“Starbucks is better than anything”
*Laughing in Italian*
LOL
Roman: dafuq is Starbucks?
what shit meme really
Porcamadonna stai zitto per l’amore di cristo
How do you laugh in Italian?
this sounds like a conversation you’d hear in CoD pre game lobby lol
Tachanka Groyper that’s usually during the game, not during the lobby. People were still being mild and getting to know each other in the lobby.
Then they drop it.
The types of conversations in CoD pregrame lobbies almost inevitability will land on Banging someone’s mom
No it doesn't.
what the fk your lobbies must have been weird
No its not, i didnt hear them say the n word once
Person: "How was work?"
Pilot: "Great, I had a fun conversation with my colleague today about coffee."
Person: "Oh really? Are you a barista?"
Pilot: "No, I'm a fighter jet pilot."
Haha
Wes T94 lololololololol
lol
Owais First of all, I'm Asian. Second, how is my avatar "racist"? And finally, who the fuck do you think you are to tell me what to do? 😂
94982 That horse won't die until the day people forget the Civil War
What a weird gas station
Lol
Needa make these places self serve gas stations in my opinion
Toasty hamz Clippy r/Whoosh
Didn't even clean his windshield terrible service.
Made my day
This is such an american conversation that they are talking with ads
Cairn The Aviator “ Product Placement “
Are you an aviator yourself?
Fellow ghost in the shell fan btw
They should just put this as an ad so people see how chill it is lmao
@president camacho The enigneers not.. But Pilots? Maybe? They are sitting while doing their job. Sit in front of screens and have to calculate a lot. They are like stock brokers. But their desks are going mach 3.
@@Schlohmotion wha
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
That's a guy.
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s a dude
Excited Taco plot twist they’re both guys
It sounds like a girl
Did I seriously just listen to air force pilots engaging in deep conversation about their favourite coffee and donuts whilst refuelling their jet???
Thrash Thrasherson this is USA Air Force, you should hear Australians with this shit 😂
I mean they're people at work, so it's probably just normal work conversation to them.
I mean they are human
the female is a boom operator not a pilot. sorry for being 'that' guy lol
Manayz dude he’s talking about the jet pilot
I pretend the jets themselves are the ones actually talking. Like Pixar’s Cars.
Pixar's planes*
Best comment Soo far 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Lol good one
brilliant 😂
air force: sometime we get keurig fancy coffee
Marines: we mix crayons in water
I jusy spilled my CocaCola in mi phone reading tis, I'm laughin so hard I can barel type rn. And the Coca messled up my keyboardd,damm it
Oh n my dog is drinkinn the voca in thr floor
Alexander Chohan I drank wood glue on a dare in the 2nd grade
@@Cnhsf calm the fuck down sir. How's your keyboard doing?
Ahahahaha
For a split second, I thought that flare was a missile. “I’m done with this conversation and with you.” “Eagle 1, Fox 2!”
I wonder how many didn't get the last line
... and what is that smell?
Pres: Doesn't anyone have any missiles left?!
Eddy: Sorry I'm late Mr. President! Shitter was full! Eagle 20... Fox 2!
Best coment ever.
hahhahaaaaa eagle one, fox two. hahhahaaaaa here comes the aliens. Someone was kidnaped by aliens they did sexual experiments on him.
French sommelier must be twisting at his grave, Starbucks is the best. Hahahaha
TheRedHeadHenry HELLO BOYS! I’M BAAAAAAAAAACK! *intense blue light* rip
I like to believe that this is actually a very important conversation, all relayed in their new top secret code.
I don't think so but still pretty cool
Imagine xD
What you like is not always what is true
Coffee is code for hostiles ahead
Expresso is code for stand down
Keurig means dicks out
Gucci Boys means dicks away
I've been in the airforce for 34 years and i know how all of this works keep this secret ok
Do not worry, your secret is safe with me...
I love all the videos where people in the military go from all professional “50 feet, 40 feet, 30 feet...” to “y’all drink COFFEE?”
Professional to the end...or at least until contact is established. (Then it's hanging out time)
Keeping it cool is part of being professional. Dead silence aint cool
For anyone wondering why they dropped the flare after the re-fuel, it is their way of saying “thank you” or “salute”. But this is only done when there are no threats around.
“Flirt”
Lol lies
Nobody's wondering, it's obvious..
A kiss , a flirt ...
OK thanks, I really wondered why that happened
This is not the type of "BS" I was expecting lmao
TaylorTallent because it was faked.
Sounded like a woman to me . Maybe it was the high altitude??
@@marlboromatt5656 How and why would this be faked? Can't talk if you don't have proof
Just because you can’t hold a conversation doesnt mean people who can faked it
I thought he would be like "Yo why the F**k you asking about my coffee then you got the nerve to diss my crummy poptarts dammit, hope this flare ignites your fuel line!" rofl
“We’re not British.”
“True that.”
😂
🤣🤣
Best part
🇺🇸
Dat
,,You a cappuccino guy in the morning oerrrr afternoon?"
,,uhh more afternoon"
*switches to missiles*
Jarvan IV. YOU BRIT
:’)
Jarvan IV. Hahahahah
Lmao! 😂😂😂
best comment ive seen in a month
After bombing a target and coming in to refuel: "So.... you guys like coffee?"
Nah its more serius in an actual war
@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke
@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke
Victor Gómez diez it’s a joke
@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke
Being KC-10 maintenance I can confirm that the coffee maker on the KC-10 is usually broken.
R0OSELL McConnell AFB?
then... fix it?????
Fix the goddamn coffee machine.
Then fix it😂
Fix it then
starbucks or mc cafe?, chicken nuggets, peanut butter sandwiches, pop tards, gucci bois,. North Korean hackers must be confused AF.
Chickena nuggeto? No
Peanuto Butter? No..
Gucci Boiso? Uhh, Yes. Musta be something.
*Investigates for coded videos*
GUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCI
"AHHhhHHH!"
whoaa that comment make me cry a lot
@@SuppositionalBox lol
and jelly*
Little did they know this words has exact coordinates for the secret military bases in north Korea
He can shoot flares at his gas station, yet if I light a cigarette everyone loses their minds....
read this in the joker voice lmao
I have no idea how this is not the top comment. GerpherTheGamer for President.
I was wondering if there was a reason for him to shoot the flare or he just wanted to. Anyone care to enlighten?
An expensive thank you to the tanker
damn yeah yeah this pilot probably shot a flare off to say thank you.
"We don't drink tea, were not British."
- Patriot
True that.
Lol
Only the posh drink tea.we chavs drink tap water.
@@srjwari Sameee
Nah you just drink it cold and full of diabetes which is backwards.
This is basically a gaspump conversation in the sky.
underrated comment
Can I wash your windshield while you wait?
i think they forgot to pay.
Awesome comment, bro.
They have good credit
Nothing makes you feel more american than listening to a the pilot of a flying death machine speaking to someone in a death-machine-refueler having a conversation about McDonalds and Starbucks. I think the flare at the end was to burn away some of the diabetes.
I love it!
And a American flag in the corner, of course. Very American.
Nah, I think he was flexing a little, do you hear how stereotypical he sounds as a fighter pilot? Big flex using that flare lol
People enjoying life. Anything wrong with that?
TheDrexxus
Dia BEETUS
That goodbye flare was the cutest thing ever
Why did they do the flair?
Patrick Crabtree kinda a tip of the hat, respect
At gas stations: under NO circumstance can you have even the SLIGHTEST spark present for ANY reason near the pump
In the video: Pilot shoots off a miniature sun after refueling
@@thepatrickcrab I think they do that to say they are full to the jet behind that's waiting to refuel.
@@thepatrickcrab they use flare when targeted by a missiles to kinda lure it on the flare to avoid explosion of course
“Starbucks is better than anything”
Poor lass, someone get her some real coffee
From where
The black Plague Dutch bro’s
Tim Hortons... Oh wait, Americans don't have that
Its a he tho
Idk any of these places lol
This was the most american thing ever.
All they’re missing is a random bald eagle flying by
Needs more busty blondes driving monster trucks with guns that shoot beer
Luca with American flags
They already got the flag covered here..
@@TasX Talking about McDs. Flying in a fighter jet. American Flag in view. Coffee. Literally the most American thing ever
As far as technology can take us, we are still humans at heart.
daaammnn you should get best quote nominee
Haha well said
I honestly shed a tear when I read that.
Aww... that was nice.
Daw, this is a good one. Can be read a million ways lol, but i like to think this is a nice sentiment.
“You guys drink coffee down there?”
Best conversation starter ever
It's actually my go to pick up line on tinder
Russians: cyka blyat, this is their third time this week talking about coffee.
Contact Yuri, we're have another sheep situation
You ride Russias meat huh
*has millions of dollars worth of military equipment* *uses it to talk abt coffee*
What would you talk about then
Why not?
A two way radio system doesn't cost millions of dollars
@bing bingbung yh but he's not using the jets to "talk" about coffee only the radio 😉😁
@bing bingbung true true
Plot twist: The fuel was actually Starbucks.
I read that as "Pilot" twist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA it could've been.... We'll never know
They add a little espresso for when they kick the afterburners! haha, this is like the scene in Spaceballs, when they add liquid Schwartz to the tank to achieve higher speeds!
Plot twist hes Russian and he’s stealing oil in an American plane so America doesn’t come for him
He let off the ‘goodbye flare’ because it was his last flight in this Jet. He mentions it at 4:15
Yea that was super tight
Loved that. Salute.
It's a friendly aerospace
@Ryan Enemies arent going to find them because of one tiny flare..
Is it the last filght for the air force or is he getting moved to a diffrent jet
Okay, let's talk about how perfect that flare drop was.
Ist was perfect
Yeah that was a seriously pimp move💪🙏
He had to leave a tip.
Does anyone know if that is something common?
@@impulsiveDecider I was wondering the same thing and although i have never seen a flare after refueling, i cant imagine it being dropped for no reason.
“Gucci boiii“
*F15 has left the chat
Gucci boii?
Yea what is that
@@xavierbatista6201 means we ready
@@ItsClout2k oh ok still dont understand the terms like that are used
xavier's scale models Gucci is just used to refer to the KC-10 aircrews out of Travis AFB. Nothing more than a nickname for them.
When you're in 7eleven and the counter guy won't shut up. Jet edition.
Seriously!!!
Really relatable lmao
This is too accurate
HAHAHA LMFO
Or...when you're in 7evelen drunk as fuck and won't shut the fuck up while trying to buy snacks lolol I've definitely been that guy multiple times.
Can just picture other countries trying to decipher this conversation
David Duffy Chinese are confused as fuck rn
@Superfly Toad 😂😂
CO: What are they saying?
RO: They're talking about... some secret project called "Starbucks"
CO: *scramble all fighters*
@@soopcan4980 RO: Now he mentions something about the british.....
CO: Warn brittain.
@@matthijsvanemous7046 loooool
Behold, the most dangerous fighting force in the world
Yes
just shows that everyone is human
@Zomuana Renthlei ir really is considering you have to stay at the same speed with the otherplane
Apparently this is what happens when you’re bored during a sortie
They don’t even have working coffee machines
Nothing as American as talking about capitalism while refueling an F-15.
Aaron Ewell lol
Love it! Lol
LMAO
Laughed so hard I pooped a little. You won the Internet with that one!
America f### yeah
“We don’t drink tea, we are not British” had me dead
Historically America only drinks coffee because of the Boston Tea Party and a deliberate decision to switch from tea to coffee just to stick it to the Brits.
@@mitchellsmith746 this video makes me smile
@@mitchellsmith746 True...and the Brits drank coffee way before tea was ever a thing there...then they switched to tea later due to the colonies having tea and the empire shipping it back and as you say the Yanks switched to coffee as a protest.
True that
The Ghost ROTFFLMAO
America
SmarterEveryDay What about America?
'Murica. Enough said.
what are you doing here XD
Trump CAN say the N-word!
SmarterEveryDay wow didnt expect u to be here lol gotta love the reccomendation system
edit: wow the spelling
srry guys
"All my poptarts go crushed in my bag. They're all crumbs."
"That's pretty crummy, isn't it?"
You can see the copilot shaking his head through the cockpit xD
😂😂
Two planes having sex.... there has to be romantic talk...
Moy2005 underrated comment
Isn't that a deepthroat tho?
A little pillow talk, as it were.
????
Hot coffee
He’s probably out cheating
Me and the boys:
Lmao yeah. This is the type of shit I'd do with the boys
Pending Poltergeist what
@Pending Poltergeist Why do you take it so seriously
At least the aircrafts were mating.
Daddys boom into mom's ......!😁
Gucci boyyyyys
"That's with tea. We arent British"
Only said in America
YOO we don't all have milk in our tea
And where else other than the UK would it not be said?
*Only said in every single place other than Britain
And amongst America in the United States chiefly
That was funny.
"Yea Gucci bois!!"
Jet pilot: Over lord, requesting to turn on friendly fire
Hahahahahahahaha
Turn on freindly fire you mean
@@hassan903
I always disliked how friendly fire is when you shoot someone on your side.
In a game when I turn on friendly fire I thought that meant that I was shooting my teammates with friendly bullets so they wouldn't hurt them
But now I know, that even friendly bullets hurt.
@@hassan903 yea lool
On time
“More of an espresso guy myself” This guy sounds like he’s straight out of an action movie
...a terrible, low budget action movie
The jet landed at starbucks after the refueling
Drill Instructor Fitch or the Mc Donald’s fly through for a McFighterCafé and a McMuffin
I made the 999 likes to 1k, you’re welcome
Drill Instructor Fitch GTA V in a nutshell
does a air strike on all mcdonallds, and dunk&donuts with in 100 miles, then lands at Starbucks.
Dude there's likely a star bucks at the base.
I didn't know that SwaggerSouls flies an F15 in his freetime.
Der Heckenpenner LMAOO
Take my like, you deserve it.
I want to like this but I don't want to ruin it
xD
LOL TRUE
"yall got coffee machine?"
"coffee machine broke"
"understandable have a nice day"
Nice day broke too
Longest Starbucks commercial I've ever seen.
I think Game of Thrones was envious of this video and decided to try and outdo them with their coffee placement in episode 4. 😂
not sure the longest, but certainly the highest
A million-dollar radar system is being used to warm coffee.
You do realize that was a joke, right?
That was quite obviously a joke - we made jokes about cooking things with radar all the time
What's he gonna do, keep his thermos in the nosecone and climb out of the canopy to get it at 25k feet?
All jokes aside is it possible to warm your coffee with radar?
The Pope The microwave oven was invented by a guy who had a chocolate bar in his pocket which melted when he stood in front of the radar.
When you're playing a generic war game online and some dudes just start having a conversation in the middle of it.
Basically Arma
Legit had a few in War Thunder while taking on waves of bombers in Assault mode
TALKINGtac0 honestly
Pretty much
squad
“Starbucks is Bette then anything”
*laughs in Italian espresso*
corona espresso?
Shaadi wali coffee all the way...
Zarqus 99 Italian coffee is shit
*laughs in Turkish coffee*
Pilot one: Hey do you want to refuel, there's the refueling plane over there.
Pilot two: Yeah we better...Wait is that Karen?
Karen: How ya doin, you guys like coffee?
Pilot two: Absolutely not. *flies off*
Steven Foster *runs out of fuel* *crashes*
*gets missle lock and fires some Aim-120’s*
*Turns off radio*
10/10 comment
Fatmos0010's Realm still better then talking to Karen
Pilot who actually sounds like a pilot
Aight no comments?
@@yeet4437 i didnt even know i got 1k likes lmao
Sounds like snake from simpsons, trying hard to sound cool.
Bruh its you again
Gotta love the goodbye flare at the end.
youre fun at parties
jbr496 -LOL I KNOW, I KNOW...I LOVED IT AS-WELL !!!
James Holt -ohh stop..!
(your acttin like one of those "lib-tards" )
James that flare cost 75 cents
It’s not just for fun. They pop a flare off at disconnect to confuse anything that might try to lock on to the jet.
"thats pretty crummy" shoot me with a reaper missle after that easy joke
for being so high up in the sky they sure like going after low hanging fruit
*World war 3 going on*
Pilots: Soo what coffee is your favourite
Yes you should expect lots of conversation like this in world war 2 between squads
Its coming
This guys just predicted the future lmao
@@tothrichard2708
Lol 😂
This aged pretty well 😂
Lemme get uhhhh $1832 on pump number F-15
23 SAIYAN lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
@@chrisbarreda3762 double seaweed deluxe🤙🔥
With the F-15's fuel capacity being 3,475 gallons - assuming its tank is half full as it required refuelling, the cost would be upwards of $5000. Workings: $3(/gal) x 3,475gal x 0.5 = $5212.5
That will be on my American Express. And I mean EXPRESS.
@@Sheanok Then you have to pay for the fuel and pilots flying the refuelling craft which uses more fuel and has a higher capacity. So the total cost ends up being $30,000.
This is the most expensive useless conversation I've ever heard
It's just passing time. _Consultants_ are for expensive useless conversation.
They could've been talking about why engune 4 is on fire but they thought better :)
@Mr. David jesus fuck you are a plague
@@racheldolezal738 I'm an NPC because I realize individuals should be judged as individuals and not as group? So I'm guilty of wrong think?
@@racheldolezal738 wait wait wait, i ask for common decency and that's an example of using a straw man? Wowsers we got a 300iq big brain here
I love how they are having a simple conversation while they refuel a f-15
Typical 9 to 5
“Starbucks.” “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!” I’m dead 😂
evan gamers yaaaaaaaas
@The Stupid will Inherit the Earth i feel bias in your comment because i can guarantee that they shut down because of the prices.
The Stupid will Inherit the Earth thats because america has trash coffe compared to the rest of the world
Never understood why people like Starbucks so much, it's a cheap really acidic bean they use and then burn the crap out of them.
Hell even living in the home of Starbucks you don't see many people drinking it anymore except the hipsters (Which admittedly there are a lot being the home of those too)
2:46😂😂😂😂
“Dunkin donuts or starbucks?”
“Starbucks”
“YASSSSSS”
Robert Berkmann “So I gotta axe”
"Missile lock sir, you may fire when ready"
@@nicholasmapes "YASSSSS"
You guys need to sort out your coffee choices... Starbucks ?? Really ? That’s not even coffee ... it’s a mix of something with water ... try espresso my American friends , Starbucks is for kids
@@catalin7549 shitty espresso exists too fool
One hell of a story to tell the kids when you get married lol. Well kids we met at 30,000ft while flying and talking about coffee and donuts.
Except it’s two guys.
Alex K I couldn’t tell.
Dood sounds like a woman
what the you know them Filipinos sound right
@@30minutesLess, what you suggesting? Hmmm
“We don’t drink tea, we’re not British” OK, now this has gone too far!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fair vlogs Uk to be fair, a perfectly good Guinness isn’t too bad either.
I think i have spotted a Brit😂
Alright mate, I’m British and I can tell you we aren’t always drinking tea and eating crumpets...
Alright that’s over with, someone get me some tea and crumpets
A R C H I E I know more people who dislike tea and drink coffee. It’s offensive as a northerner.
Little did we know, they were talking in code the whole time...
eM Haha!
I just read this with H20 Delirious’s voice and i’m dying!
DJ Thorn - “I was behind you da whole tiieeem!”
Yeeeaaaah gucci bois
Grunts: “ debating best porn sites and MREs”
Air Force pilots: “ pinky’s up”
Lol
I think just the refuel PERSON had pinky's up. I bet he cried like a little bitch after his 3rd push up in boot camp.
@Stxr KillerX "Gucci Boys" I'm sure to pilots puked in their mouth a little as I did. He should try that with a Marine Corps Officer. He would have jumped out of his jet and kicked some ass.
10 Minutes to Craps-Roulette Fortune Yea that’s definitely not a girl
@@10MinutestoRouletteFortune You a brother?
@@erikthebard2534 If you mean the Eagle, Globe and Anchor brother, you know this. I'll assume you do. Semper Fi young gun. 0341 MCSF 1st FAST '88-94.
Spills coffee on self and accidentally hits flare
Lol very funny XD
Lol yeah but it’s just like a “tips fadora”
"Flare well"
*sues Mcdonald's for accidental flare usage, makes enough money to buy the F-15 so its not his last flight after all*
Gage Halle lmao give it about a week and all his money would be in maintenance
Russian #1: Ivan what are you hearing?
Russian #2: What's a "Keurig"?
Coffee machine broke
But we got chicken nuggets
Unreasonable work conditions
@@anthonyortiz6295
LOL! It does.
When you get nugs and not tendies
understanda🅱️le have a nice day
You guys roasting any pop tarts
Most dangerous talk about coffee ever.
Most Gucci thang talking about coffee in the air with fighter jet
They have big plungers
Me: Wow what a bunch of nice people...just having a normal conversation....
Plot twist: That was actually a coded language.
That actually... didnt even occur to me. After listening to this again it definitely sounds coded wtf.
Yo, my mind just got blowned XD
I don't see this likely being coded, but it is possible
Kat Holloway prolly guccy bois
this is what i was thinking theres no way this is what theyre talking about
Russians: intercepts them and radios into there conversation
US pilots: STaRBucKs iS sO GOoD RigHt?!?!?!?!
What's the Russian equivalent of starbucks!?
@@stcoops There's Starbucks in Russia too. However local coffee shops are more popular and serve higher quality coffee. Same thing with most European countries I have visited.
Artyom same with most american coffee shops, it’s seen as a sort of luxury anyone can afford and everywhere that it’s convenient and familiar to them. It’s a great place to work and meet people. It’s expensive. Most people I know love going there daily, but they also complain how much money they waste there, and *could* save if they stop. Many blind taste tests have been done to compare coffee around the US, with Starbucks usually at the bottom
You realise this is all code, they're talking about missile strikes
Oh shyt u rite
@Fredo Bull bruh
@@koelgamer98 Gucci boiis
@Fredo Bull you're the gullible one
Fredo Bull ‘Twas a joke, my dense friend.
''im more of a expresso guy myself''
*tips fedora*
The hell's an "expresso"?
EXpresso truly is INSTANT
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mom?
Dad: Pause... Hm.. She was "fueling" me in and magic happened, Bud.
It's actually called a sombrero senior feminisimo
Calm down, you clearly have some issues internally, I suggest you go see a doctor for your meds.
That flare was classy.
doubleetendre agreed, a nice gesture for some nice people
I wonder what they cost though.
Roboartist lmao. The ultimate back stab.
Twirlip Of The Mists someone said in another comment that each individual flare is calculated at approximately 128 USD
Roboartist lmfao
It's defenitely a coded message. "Starbucks" means they've successfully bombed the target.
That flare was a $250 “fair well”
Rubber Band farewell
sometimes you need to test some of the functions if they are working or not.
Altaìr K hahahaha pretty funny
Altaìr K: fook me
S.O.P. if I'm not mistaken......
F-15 Pilots pulls up to KC-10: "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
This comment is severely underrated...
Hahaha.. good one
I don't get it
LMFAO! Im dying! Im dying!
@@hyperion3145 "of course"
I always get such weird and amusing feeling when I see Jets and people that pilot them. Like everything they do, even something as simple as talking or shaking head or cracking jokes feel so much more special and fun to watch. It's like you don't expect them to behave like humans. Dunno, it's just simply amazing.
It’s definitely because they have to concentrate on what they’re doing and they’re having the stupidest convo ever. Still great tho
felt the same way, perfect way of putting it.
Yeah and I was thinking you know if shit were to go down they would immediately go into professional mode and do what needed to be done despite the crazy convo going on a second before.
Yeah I felt the same way too! Perfectly put!
I personally work with them and I thought the same thing when I first met them, but they’re some of the coolest people and very humble
No one is going to talk about "Turns out all my pop tarts got crushed in my bag"
“That’s pretty crumby”
The random guy that just pops in for the smart ass response "that's pretty crummy" 😂
Pretty sure that was the pilot of the tanker.
No, that was the WASO the person in the backseat
Tupacstole Mybike I love how the back seat guy shakes his head after that 😂😂😂
Man,these guys are pretty high.
lmfao
Literally.
MC, what are you doing away from the Dokis? Does Monika know about this?!?!
BUFFALO SOLDIERS
Lmao you fucken anime pfp
Coolest place in the world to have the absolute most boring conversation!
Probably the most calming time for them. I mean once they're in combat I would probably assume they'd rather be connected to that aircraft talking about coffee again
Salad Grahams What kind of retarded MIG pilot would want to go against what is pretty much the destroyer of planes. If MIG-29s fell victim to it then what would? Granted it has equipment failure which is the main cause of it's losses
If you'd be doing that all day, you'd be just as bored as they are
Them: Starbucks
Me an intellectual: Black Rifle Coffee Company
BRCC is for bro-vets who are just dying to have someone notice their Grunt-Style shirt and thank them for their service.
Chips Handon translates perfect for backroom casting couch too
@@McShaggswell I very much enjoy BRCC. One cup of the Silencer Smooth and then Folgers for the rest of the night. Keeps one awake.
BRCC sucks, they're phoney and so does Starbucks but for different reasons, never serve my espresso in a effin, paper cup.
*Expectation:* Danger Zone, I feel the need for speed, Shirtless volleyball game, sexy flight instructor
*Reality:* Coffee, Pop Tarts, Donuts, nuggets, PB & J toasts
The truth of the century 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's because your expectation is for the Navy, this is the Air Force
@@nathanplumer8171 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIGHT?!
I love reality
hiiiiighwaaaay toooo thuh heart attack zone!
“Definitely Starbucks.”
“2 for 2”
“Lame.”
“We’re not British”.. most G*DDamn American thing I heard all year...
Praising Starbucks is way more American haha
@@Matt_H_26 no type 2 dieabeties beats that one.
The stereotype is true though, we are fucking mad about tea, it's such a relaxing and cosy beverage.
@@rentalsnake6542 even outside of britain.
A whole 14 days huh? Day 16 has this changed?
General Barkov: so what kinda intel did you get?
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