Making Nasty Instagram Food
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ต.ค. 2018
- I put my months of study to the test by making nasty Instagram food.
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Background music:
Ratatoullie Soundtrack
Spider-Man 2 The Game Pizza Theme
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late / Le Festin- Camille - ตลก
Was this supposed to be funny
First reply before i sink down
*You shall be sacrified for being a big meanypants to big slaz*
No he was trying to copy bigger TH-camrs again
Yannik Lohlein no, as you can see, 6-minute hacks was right, you are not
zay idk was it? I mean you watched it so I’m guessing it is?
Imagine him making you breakfast and just watching him kiss every single thing
Lol
Makes me want the food even more.
Lol
75%
Of the comments are *LOL*
25%
Are real comments
The meaty moustache rly helps the noncey Italian look
Behold, the most expensive video slazo has ever made
Ikr! Spinach? In this economy!
What about his Wish video?
EARTH SANDWICH
Some homeless man is going to go through your trash looking for food and he’s going to be very confused.
cloudyam why would he throw it away
Yeah im confused why he threw that stuff away and i found it in the trash but then i seen this video
But... he won't be hungry...
Nice 666 likes
LMAO
*Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*
oh yeah you're that bich from the yiay intros thing
*Presidential alert* gorden ramsey is no longer the best chef in the world.
Waddya doin here domino person?
hows jacksfilm
WHERE
IS
THE
LAMB
SAUCE
Cook me some vegemite toast please
no
Hi gio! :)
Hello Slazo Jr. How do you do?
Hiiii Gio! I love both you and slazo
Welcome Slazo 2.0
Imagine if the cheff in your local Arby's would kiss everything before cooking it.
M E L L I E this comment made me depressed considering the fact that I don’t HAVE a local Arby’s and it’s my favorite fast food joint 😩
What’s Arby’s
Wait, they're not supposed to?
CharaCIC -_-
CharaCIC That was my joke...
As someone who cooks deserts for my family.. I can't.. I just started sobbing. Slazo. Slazo please.
Me: *makes finicky and dainty macarons*
Slazo: *literally throws ham*
If you cook a desert it would turn into glass
The Ratatouille OST in the background really brought this together.
CG5 bro what are you doing on this channel? funny seeing you here
THANK YOU I was wondering why this video felt weirdly familiar
The funniest joke was slazo having a wife
I trust chef Slazo to prepare pufferfish for me
He would kiss the pufferfish too
I don’t trust his cooking it’s too fancy for me
Jeez your a bit suicidal
It’s trust not suicide
I trust him to prepare it the wrong way so I can die like I've always wanted to
Burnt yet raw at same time
Y'all think the tik tok ads went to his head
I think they broke him, yeah
Yea
No it is Billion Surprise Toys holding him hostage, this is a cry foe help but we are too dumb to realize it
I just got a fucking tiktok ad as I read this wtf
Most definitely. Poor ANGle has lost his meatball marbles
The beginning was still normal but it gradually started to escalate as if he had some serious rage against that insta food lmao
😂😂😂
I had no clue that I was clicking on a HowToBasic video
He did surgery on a hot dog
He did surgery on a hot dog
Now i know why good girls like bad guys.
How long have you questioned it?
A really long time
@@paprikachile1801 i've been a bad boy, is it plain to see?
i refuse to let this go on any further.
Alana ƒ尺ｉ匚Ҝ You
My favourite Australian dish is the one where you put the needles in the strawberries
There is a cadbury chocolate bar in that flavor
Did you just-
@@kareemabusalah5079 if you're in Australia please send a bar of this chocolate to the UK
Slazo: I've got some, uh, **flaunts box** HoMeAdE cOoKiE dOuGh.
McDonald’s secret menu
KrustKrab’s secret menu
the f word's secret menu
:))
You know it's made with love because he kissed every single ingredient
7 minutes in and we have our first mental breakdown.
...
I lovr you
this video has the same energy as danny gonzalez's "trying troom troom pranks" video
*Gonzalez
no, this is worse
Hello fellow gregs
sup gregs
@@eri4324 and hello to you, fellow greg and parx fan
nasty just like i like it daddy slazo
ok
Slazo was the real how to basic all along
Yes yes it is
Every video slazo is outside his room feels like a field trip
Vultz yeah it does 😂
SEATBELTS EVERYONE
With Ms. Frizzle's child
Niamh Lakes please let this be a normal field trip.....
With the frizz?!
*NO WAY!!!!*
This was the most disgusting video I've ever seen. I love it.
Might I suggest Filthy Frank?
13:56 i love how his books are organized by colour
Seeing him in the chef shirt gave me PTSD flash backs to a particular hair cake.
😂😂😂
Oh no..
Have you seen chef?
Lolll
What?
Slazo blink twice if you're actually dying and need help
Crowned Bitch I think he needs help buying a razor
@@aesthetic5884 d a m n
@@aesthetic5884 This video was sponsored by *Dollar shave club*
Crowned Bitch *blinks 5 times*
Crowned Bitch I’m the 420th like
Disappointed that he didn't make the avocado one
R.I.P. the avocado one 2018 to 2019
He's lost his wits, but not that bad...
Yet.
*Slazo is told chefs wear hats*
This makes Slazo ANGY
I've never simulatneously loved and been so morally disgusted by something in ever.
Same
@Three Loves Stuff Deets? :eyes:
Later that day, Slazo sadly died of salmonella
No he died from ligma
@@okboomer2640 Not from sugma?
Łukasz Dąbrowski Cringe
He died because Lee Gandhi killed him.
@@niklasharms1489 what is sugma
Me, in the beginning: I'm glad Slazo is actually doing these like a competent person
*Watches his slow descent into chaos*
Top 10 chefs Gordon Ramsay was afraid to challenge
This was probably the most painful video I've ever watched. When you put that goddamn watery cookie abomination on paper towel in the oven I felt my soul leave my body in order to avoid witnessing this sin
My soul crossed the seven seas to Africa to avoid this
It's the pg13 version of filthy frank
I hope this new style escalates into madness
That's what I was thinking😂😂😂
It takes me back to vomit cake
Marco St. Well you pretty much said what I wanted to.
Even if Slazo kissed my food, I'd still eat it 😂
13:29
Slazo is actually how to basic
Alternate title- "Slazmonella Gets Salmonella"
*Slazmonella*
Slazo and Sam O'nella crossover confirmed for 2021
Lool
I had adhd in the hood🛑🛑🛑
Slazmonella Gets Salmonella
Slazonella Gets Salmonella
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Wow BuzzFeed tasty really upped their production value with this one
Hopefulky you don't mean Tasty. Buzzfeed does suck tho
@@Itsant33 the TH-cam channel Tasty is inside buzzfeed studios
@@rezide- I learned something today. Tasty has clean videography though. And when its not showing who is cooking, it's great.
10/10 restaurant ever, the detail of appearances of foods, the taste, the texture, the smell, splendid. 100% recommend to eat at that place
“I AM A REAL CHEF!” *balling his eyes out.
I'm Italian and this video gave me and my pet spaghetti the gay.
The big** gay
Next up in Slazo Chefs: choking on actual bleach
@Ryan Pokorny LMAO now like my other comment and be my 1000th liker 😂
Michael do you need help
7:19 evidently yes
yes... yes he does
r/wooosh
who is the cameraman
is he your boyfriend
#ishipit
@nigga yes
@- tea maker he is lesbian
marshall theodore lowkey hope so bc I ship
Excuse me. IM slazo’s boyfriend
Wish someone treated me as well as Slazo treated those eggs
Big fax
9:02
@@ozho622 my statement stands
This comment thread 😂
_Slazo experiences a mental breakdown.mp4_
😍💖💞 BOYS WHO COOK 👨🍳
#gender equality 👍
Who else cried at 7:47?
Slazo: time to make nasty Insta food
Slazo: *_makes it 10 times worse than the food presented_*
Dawn Foxx exactly
better*
Never in my life have I been jealous of a tomato
Do you mean until now, or just in general?
Slazo: casually rubs and kisses eggs.
Me: Age restricted folks.
Angelina Nguyen age restricted... yolks?🤔
Jordan Payno Bad joke on my part
+10 bonus points for the Italian accent, top notch quality
Just like grandma used to make
same
imagine your friend asking you to film a cooking video for them, you think it’s gonna be a nice cooking tutorial thing and an hour later your standing in an airbnb filming this
Honestly i can't even be mad at that intro since that's actually how most italians speak english
Fakin heil
"I can taste the animal cruelty in this one"
Press f to pay respects to all fallen eggyweggys
f
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Put the eggyweggy in the sausywasy UWU
F
F UwU
wow that emotional breakdown had some really relatable energy! i want to die!!
7:46 this pure man is having an existential crisis and I'm just laughing at his misery
Awwww, Slazo your boyfriend is adorable!
@@user-zf4xc8sj6x To properly r/woooosh somebody you need 4 o's
R/wooooooooooooooooooosh
Who are y'all wooshing.? Did he delete his comment? Lul
UnculturedRyan yes
Woooosh
This escalated from a lovely tutorial to How to Basic really quickly...
Bwahaha yessss
Get you a boy that kisses you as tenderly as Slazo kisses tomatoes
I can’t believe he actually took a bite the McDonald’s hotdog thing I can’t
watching this with a face mask on was the worst decision I've ever made. *My wrinkles have wrinkles*
IB Helpline lmaooo
he was before our time
@@impepperspray I was surprised that he posted it only a year ago.
7:45
Slazo: makes a clear and established joke
Me: cries for three days and tries to comfort the chef having a midlife crisis
Bitch if that ain't me
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He make a good snacc
Orange juice concentrate I love it when people use dead memes
@@shiny5068 it's not a dead meme you fricking normie
7:18 here you can see a grown man on his period
I mean same
grown man????
also what the hell is your name anti game start urself
@@okuyasu4033 a big boi
He's slowly losing his mind
*it’s that time of month again*
Slazo is how to basic confirmed
that facial hair sets off my fight or flight response
I need someone to kiss me just like the way slazo kissed his ingredients
same
@@bruddab4474 ouch, the EDGE
KaRmy UTub its true though
Every time I watch these videos it's in the middle of the night when I'm starving, but too lazy to get food from downstairs.Then I see this food and I start craving hot dogs. I've wanted hot dogs for the past week. Someone. Please send help.
How to basic:*watches slazo*
How to basic:*whips out egg flavoured lotion*
Slazo:cholesterol slap of batter
if I wasted this much food my mother would probably disown me
LMAO same😂
It's probably out of date, if you go to McDonald's back and you ask the smelly guy he will sometimes sell you some amount of out of date burgers and frys, if you get there before the homeless it may be free
Already done and donerrr!
jikerwa
Lmao your picture my guy... it’s *glorious*
*Gorden Ramsay has left the chat*
Love you're name😂
║ ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ ║
Its RamsAy not RamsEy.
@@tenilleshephard5632 *your
It's ramsAy get your meme right smh'ing my head UWU
If this goes on Slazo will be the next filthy frank
@Everything Enthusiast y e s
Person: There are starving children in Afric-
Slazo: Makes video of himself wasting food.
Is this your audition tape for master chef junior?
Yumari Nightray the hell do you mean “junior” this man is gordan ramsays master
No it's for chopped
R u an su fan? I love steven universe
Is this the Netflix adaption of Gordon Ramsey?
Diamond Sword Legacies no this Gordon Ramsey 2.0
As a "professional Gourmet" Chef I can approve everything going on here
Slazo : "I am the chef!"
Also Slazo : "It's not cooked properly." :)))
can you get salmonella from a video cause i think i just did
*but i thought you needed to watch people making salmon to get salmonella*
Lmao when I was little I thought you could only get salmonella from salmon 😂
Elis ThaBesth sam o’nella academy?
Really slazo? 20 minutes? I'M READY!!
Oh your ready? Wow im double ready
@@vixieboo_ good you could find some better food than watermelons here
Lol
I'm glad you hate watermelons
Food better than watermelons? I dont think so
I can spot that Ratatouille music anywhere!
Karby Killed me anyone can cook.
This video was published on my birthday.
What does this mean?
Is this a *_sign_* ?
Gordan Ramsay really let hismelf go...
Gordan Ramsay is trying some normie foods for once
Josh Taylor I like your pfp 👍🏻👍🏻
No he looks better
This is a bizarro Australian version.
Glue consumption in this video is above the legal limit
You're such a good cook, please marry me.
The spiderman 2 pizzaria theme is priceless and nostalgic
After this I was diagnosed with severe anxiety over cooking
Get yourself a man who can do both, make you want to marry him yet want to die all at the same time.
This is way funnier than it should be
5 years later I still love this vid, and I’m Alex is getting what he deserves.
he turned into Sanji from One Piece for this video
*slazo is the real howtobasic confirmed*
Ok but how did you hide the rat in your hair?
Theronimo its in his mustache
it's in his nose
It's him.
I'm glad I wasted 20 minutes of my life watching this