Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook) discuss their opinions of the Church, Jesus' toilet habits and the possibility that Derek's wife is in fact the Messiah.
Yeah didn't know what was coming out of Peter's mouth but Dudley good be as outrageous as Cook was on these records. Just listen to My Mother's Song on Come Again one to see he could be as well.
@@garyturner4802 Derek and Clive - The Church, Jesus and Valerie 1108am 25.7.23 dear c****, your psychologist mr X has had a nervous breakdown therefore will not be attending your show due to his being stuck eire... after nurse Y nailed him to a cross...
At 0:26 seconds its classic Dudley lost, but even Peter had a smirk and had to throttle back could hear it in his voice as he carried on. Fucking Gold mate.
“Valerie’s got a nob” Pete and Dud tackling complex and controversial social Issues long before most of us were even aware of such things. They even managed to identify the current issues affecting the UK’s public broadcaster “There’s a load of cunts at the BBC that need sorting out” Wise beyond their years, they are needed today more than ever.
Way before their time on BBC. I think at the time Peter was angry that the BBC had wiped a lot of their Not Only But Also episodes. He had offered to buy some of then from the BBC but they rejected his offer.
Dud had his arm twisted to come over and do these tapes. Pete was very jealous of Duds success in America but probably missed him terribly . You can see the nervous looks on Dud’s face thinking : ‘ What the fuck is he gonna say next ‘ ? Still, the chemistry was there between them as always.
Very offensive. Very very offensive...the smoking, that is. Why should my children's eyes have to be polluted by seeing a man smoke on the internet, where they couldn't possibly see such an image without searching for it?
Chief Cunt stable Anderton of the Manchester police actually impounded it in 77 78.It was released in the 90s.Cook said on a chat show in the 90s whether they could have it back 🤣
This is part of the orginal track of 20 minutes called simply the Horn from the Ad Nausum CD. I wish they'd filmed when they talked about when a BBC film crew filmed him masturbate and they mucked it up. It made him so angry he tells a black to go down the BEEB and burn it down.
I have an aunt Val and I had a great aunt called Dolly. Are they the same people? I think that's a bit much to be honest. I mean they put it about a bit, their husbands left them. But there's no need to be nasty.
It's a desperate appeal to people of this world to get back to reality, rather than do what most of you probably reading this are doing. which is subscribing to religions that have created wars for the past 2000 year, or else you are going awol because there are no principles any more in this world apart from exploiting other people and getting yourself a comfortable place safe from the world.
I agree. However, I don't think it would satisfy anyone except the author of the BOOM!, which would be only one, and the satisfaction would be short-lived. He would have to author another BOOM!, rather immediately, like Nintendo, to stay just ahead of this market.
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Peter feeds from Dudley's facial reactions and laughter. Pure dead pan comedy brilliance. These two were a one off and a treasure.
Dudley's hysterics or pretend shock at Peter's outrageousness always cracks me up.
He didn't know what was coming. Obviously such material was controversial so Dudley was shocked
Yeah didn't know what was coming out of Peter's mouth but Dudley good be as outrageous as Cook was on these records. Just listen to My Mother's Song on Come Again one to see he could be as well.
@@garyturner4802 Derek and Clive - The Church, Jesus and Valerie 1108am 25.7.23 dear c****, your psychologist mr X has had a nervous breakdown therefore will not be attending your show due to his being stuck eire... after nurse Y nailed him to a cross...
Dudley's reactions are priceless they always crack me up.
This might sound macbare but I don't care at all, but I want this to be played at my funeral.
a trick : watch series on flixzone. I've been using them for watching all kinds of movies these days.
@Ryder Kairo Yea, have been using Flixzone for years myself =)
Funerals give me the ‘orn.
@@benbrown6263 You talkin about funerals give me the horn
Perfect
The greatest thing about Peter cook in Derek & Clive was he loved to make Moore laugh.
He just broke him up every time :)
And Pete was so good at not corpsing, almost never, but when he would see the faintest glimmer that he could make Dud crack up....
I especially like the fact that this contains no bad language. Unlike todays' humour.
Pretty sure I heard a few F bombs dropped ;)
@@robojand c bombs 😂
At 0:26 seconds its classic Dudley lost, but even Peter had a smirk and had to throttle back could hear it in his voice as he carried on. Fucking Gold mate.
“Valerie’s got a nob” Pete and Dud tackling complex and controversial social Issues long before most of us were even aware of such things. They even managed to identify the current issues affecting the UK’s public broadcaster “There’s a load of cunts at the BBC that need sorting out” Wise beyond their years, they are needed today more than ever.
Way before their time on BBC. I think at the time Peter was angry that the BBC had wiped a lot of their Not Only But Also episodes. He had offered to buy some of then from the BBC but they rejected his offer.
Dudley breaking up gets me every time!
God bless 'em!
The funniest fuckers that ever lived,
😂
Thanks for uploading this, pure comedy genius.....:-)
i love how Peter always managed to crack up Dud, but never vice versa, how peter always stayed completely emotionless
MsMoonTheLoon watch/listen to more
I love them. I love it when Peter says 'Dudley you're so drunk' can't remember which recording it is, but Dudley' s laugh is hilarious
@@dsszerothlaw My Mum Song
Bet your dead by now😂
@@dsszerothlaw non stop dancer
Dud had his arm twisted to come over and do these tapes. Pete was very jealous of Duds success in America but probably missed him terribly .
You can see the nervous looks on Dud’s face thinking : ‘ What the fuck is he gonna say next ‘ ? Still, the chemistry was there between them as always.
Absolutely. Pete has prepared for this and has so many absolute extreme lines ready to fire at Dud.
Dudley was upset because Peter haven't told him that a film crew was filming the recordings.
Just the mention of the word ISIS gives me a terrible horn
its quite common, its know as isis-knob-ache. it can last for days
You can tell Dudley starts to get nervous when Cook starts to get slightly aggressive
I love the way Peter keeps trying to set Duddy off 🤣🤣🤣
That Mohammed gives me the horn.
I'm dying for a slash
The most profound thing I've ever heard someone say.
@Professor6871
Dudley was a very profound man!
Very offensive. Very very offensive...the smoking, that is. Why should my children's eyes have to be polluted by seeing a man smoke on the internet, where they couldn't possibly see such an image without searching for it?
This was made when blasphemy laws were still enactable. I wonder whether Mary Whitehouse ever saw this.
Chief Cunt stable Anderton of the Manchester police actually impounded it in 77 78.It was released in the 90s.Cook said on a chat show in the 90s whether they could have it back 🤣
The Jonny Mathis Christmas sons has had the bit about the chid being black white yellow .Fuck em
I would live to meet Valerie 🤪
The same reasons I like them myself.
"Love thy neighbour....!?!??!" Just ace.
This is part of the orginal track of 20 minutes called simply the Horn from the Ad Nausum CD. I wish they'd filmed when they talked about when a BBC film crew filmed him masturbate and they mucked it up. It made him so angry he tells a black to go down the BEEB and burn it down.
They got a hair in the gate.
Yes his name was Ephrane ( "strange name for a black")
I have a feeling Dudley is not pretending. Dudley isn't that good of an actor bless his heart lol.
They were always pissed. miss em both. do some more searches for dudley's stuff (with peter) and you'll have more laughs.
No wonder church attendance is dropping off.
"you know; familiar, friendly" [ on calling the council of churches cnuts] i have never stopped laughing at that since first hearing it years ago
That's sad but I suppose that's true what you've said.
That's pretty much true. ;)
Every Christian needs to see this.
@geffel He certainly was I also miss and Peter.
Epic.
Valerie!
❤
@FailboatSkipper Yeah I've saw it the other week it for 50p down at my local boot fair.
@Professor6871 You sir are a very dedicated commenter!
The Royal Council of Churchill? That's why letters kept comin' back.
... "If so you're in schtook mate!"
I have an aunt Val and I had a great aunt called Dolly. Are they the same people? I think that's a bit much to be honest. I mean they put it about a bit, their husbands left them. But there's no need to be nasty.
help I can't stop saying "gives me the horn"
Yeah I want to know the address myself?
Well, everything's dropping off.
haha good ol' times!!
Fuck me we had the Old Testament read up us at School when this would have done us far more good
I wrote civilly to them 😂...depends...dont think Dud aint funny...just watching Dud having to keep this going...
Jesus was gay. Its in the bible that he got nailed by a Roman soldier
He was also the first male pin up,
and the first zombie 🙂
The way you spelt macabre has given me the fucking horn!
It's a desperate appeal to people of this world to get back to reality, rather than do what most of you probably reading this are doing. which is subscribing to religions that have created wars for the past 2000 year, or else you are going awol because there are no principles any more in this world apart from exploiting other people and getting yourself a comfortable place safe from the world.
Of course I'm subscribing to a religion after watching this,, , religion really gives me the horn
😂 cannot imagine anyone getting away with this these days
“ ... and, lo, the Son of God picked his nose and ate the bogey”, does it say that in the Bible ?
No.
I dunno but I think it would end with BOOM!
I agree. However, I don't think it would satisfy anyone except the author of the BOOM!, which would be only one, and the satisfaction would be short-lived. He would have to author another BOOM!, rather immediately, like Nintendo, to stay just ahead of this market.
Cook was on an insult fest.And quite right too
Who's valerie
+arthur garvey His wife.
Jesus
Someone please do an Islam dub of this.
I wonder what would happen if you talked about the Koran in this way?
You know how in the bible , Jesus comes across as fairly nice 😂
Or up shafted by centurion called biggus dick-us. I've seen Monty Python's Life of Brian.
Should of gone then to Boot's the chemists to cure it.
🤣🤣🙌
This has slightly kicked of my horn
And lo.....
done half give me the horn
I think Valerie is Jesus. If so, you’re in stook mate
Schtuk
wheres the fucking bog!
At LAST🎃🎃
Do you think Jesus was nice? No I think he was probably a kent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jesus got athletes foot
Take up thy bed and Fucking walk???
Does anyone have the address of the World Council of Churches?
What is the proper form of address?
Cant. London.
Love Dudley's corpsing at 0.27...