"I said 'Dolly, you've tested my patience in the past...'" I remember when I first heard this as a schoolboy. Talk about a defining moment in life. Still has me in tears of laughter all these years later.
Absolutely hilarious. Two incredibly funny and much missed people. I bet they are entertaining the other sinners and can't wait to go to hell to see them!!!
It was about 1979/80, I was “9 years old” at the time when my brother and I would secretly listen to my dads collection of Derek & Clive records and cassettes when we went up to bed (volume turned down of course)... I never laughed so much in my life since. Coarse language but completely harmless comedy. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were just comedy gold.
Hearing this as a teenager in the early 90s had a big impact on my life... when I get out in a few years, I'll pay homage to Dolly and all who sailed in her!
Yeah, Dolly, didn't help out because she was busy with important things that truly matter. What a world class kunt , greatest in recorded history, and you married her, for four teen years.
As a student in the late 80s we would stumble home in the early hours, crack open awful Home Brew and listen to Derek & Clive until dawn We are all Captains of industry now
We"d struggle home, unwrap terrible crack, smoke it and then at dawn we'd make a special brew with no milk or sugar but we'd still listen to Derek and Clive until the electric ran out
"Broke me foot and scuffed me Kickers.........."XD One of my favourite Derek and Clive bits from "get the horn" film. Two fellas I'd have loved to have met. Peter Cook was a genius and Dudley Moore had bags of talent...A great partnership sadly missed.
I remember reading tragically I was an only twin (a book full of petter cooks best material) at school, with one of my friends whilst we had tutor and were supposed to be reading in silence. But we were reading it out loud with the accents and we and all our mates were in tears when, especially when I shouted “Lobsters up her bum” 😂😂😂😂
Funny how I can remember this from 45 years ago, along with all their other bizarre yet totally hilarious, original and best of all, ‘rude’ sketches! To this day, whenever I meet up with my mate, Frank, who introduced me to D&C, we always end up saying…’I’m Alfie Noakes….etc, etc’. Priceless!
I'm not really into this kind of humor but that was hilarious. I really found two great comedians when I found Pete and Dud. I love how Dudley's voice kinda breaks at 2:48. I think I really am in love with them.
@fundakok ... My brother and I still reel off lines to each other from D&C, and do the accents as well as we can for a couple of Aussie guys. We also do the same with Monty Python ... That sort of stuff will always be funny to us. Cheers, and thanks for your comment. Wayne
I remember when I was about eighteen this was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. I don't see it at all now. Not that I think that devalues it. making an eighteen year old laugh is just as valid as making a thirty year old laugh.
It's weird they cut that out, like it was going to make any difference! It's OK to kick her in the privates for half an hour, but not with huge nailed boots? If this video was released today, I would expect Cook to get into serious trouble over it.
Very odd that the least offencive bit was cut out !!! It was " my size 10 hobnail boots on"..... I also noticed that on Cd version of Derek & Clive live at the end of Dud's little tune " Jump" they cut out the punch line by Pete " Thank you The Reverend Ike" .
Rumour has it that Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington starring ricky gervais show is intentionally a mere copy of Derek and Clive, but without the copywrite infringments. Both are darn funny nonetheless.
The life of Peter Cook is full of stuff we would love to have been on camera and stuff we would love to have been edited out. This sketch falls into the later category.
In The Cubicles, from Come Again, I do believe. A classic purely due to the amount of abuse Pete gives Dud at the end, they just swear and shout at eachother for minutes.
"Think of the poor fucking hamsters that are going to come back as you" - this line makes clear to me the reason of Stephen Fry's estimation of Peter Cook as the funniest sentient being in the totality of time-space. Absolutely dominating Dudley Moore's slightly mediocre attempt.
I think it should be viewed less as a competition, more like they compliment each other. It's the interplay between the two of them that made them so funny, and kind of irrelevant which one was most inventive on his own.
PhoenixWright101 The 'competition' became quite dark and vicious towards the end of Derek and Clive...it was very much survival of the fittest...and Dudley unfortunately came second.
In this case (and most others), yes, that's true. An exception, in my opinion, is 'This bloke came up to me'. For me personally, Dudley's contribution is hilarious. By contrast, I don't find Peter's contribution to that particular exchange funny at all. Dudley had his moments.
this is by far my favourite Derek and Clive sketch, Peter Cook = God of Satire Faeden, ha, calling the angels wankers, i really do hope there's such a place as heaven, just so that statement can be true.
Possibly the most misogynistic free association in existence, since records began even. Scuffed his shoes and broke his foot I can only listen for about ten minutes before i have to call an ambulance these days. Its a young man's game Oh such memories .......
@@mjh5437 HUGE hobnail boots! :D Indeed, there was far worse, which is what made the young ones famous. Harmless, really. Ficticious characters. When Dudley sings the "Mum" song, Peter gets so angry and just screams "CUNT!", hilarious ;)
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"I said 'Dolly, you've tested my patience in the past...'"
I remember when I first heard this as a schoolboy. Talk about a defining moment in life. Still has me in tears of laughter all these years later.
"I said 'Dolly, you've tested me in the past...'"
Looooool
Absolutely hilarious. Two incredibly funny and much missed people. I bet they are entertaining the other sinners and can't wait to go to hell to see them!!!
It was about 1979/80, I was “9 years old” at the time when my brother and I would secretly listen to my dads collection of Derek & Clive records and cassettes when we went up to bed (volume turned down of course)... I never laughed so much in my life since. Coarse language but completely harmless comedy. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were just comedy gold.
This is the reason I became a Psychologist. Wonderful.
Hearing this as a teenager in the early 90s had a big impact on my life... when I get out in a few years, I'll pay homage to Dolly and all who sailed in her!
Yeah, Dolly, didn't help out because she was busy with important things that truly matter. What a world class kunt , greatest in recorded history, and you married her, for four teen years.
the world needs more pete and dud. comic genius in the filthiest sense
Finally seeing this makes me truly understand how brilliant Rhys Ifans was in his portrayal of Peter Cook...like he was born to play him.
You can't afford to let your bogey sag. Words to live by, truly.
The greatest philosophy said by anybody today.
As a student in the late 80s we would stumble home in the early hours, crack open awful Home Brew and listen to Derek & Clive until dawn
We are all Captains of industry now
We"d struggle home, unwrap terrible crack, smoke it and then at dawn we'd make a special brew with no milk or sugar but we'd still listen to Derek and Clive until the electric ran out
This never ever gets old
I guess I am kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good place to stream newly released series online?
@Harley Braylon I use flixzone. You can find it by googling :)
@Elisha Vincenzo Yup, I have been using FlixZone for since april myself =)
@Elisha Vincenzo Thank you, I went there and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D Appreciate it !!
@Harley Braylon Glad I could help :)
"Broke me foot and scuffed me Kickers.........."XD One of my favourite Derek and Clive bits from "get the horn" film. Two fellas I'd have loved to have met. Peter Cook was a genius and Dudley Moore had bags of talent...A great partnership sadly missed.
I remember reading tragically I was an only twin (a book full of petter cooks best material) at school, with one of my friends whilst we had tutor and were supposed to be reading in silence. But we were reading it out loud with the accents and we and all our mates were in tears when, especially when I shouted “Lobsters up her bum” 😂😂😂😂
Funny how I can remember this from 45 years ago, along with all their other bizarre yet totally hilarious, original and best of all, ‘rude’ sketches! To this day, whenever I meet up with my mate, Frank, who introduced me to D&C, we always end up saying…’I’m Alfie Noakes….etc, etc’. Priceless!
Fucking hilarious. The type of comedy which doesn't age.
Best skit ever.
Magnificent ! ... No one tells a story like these 2 legends ... have all their Derek & Clive records, but great to see the live footage. ... Wayne
What a last line! Amazing, horrific, wonderful.
It was incredible what came out of Cooks Brain.
Particularly so years before this in his youth before the booze took him.
Snot, mainly.
literally. the funniest thing i've ever seen
I remember hearing this for the first time with a mate of mine. We were both 14 at the time and this sketch shock our world
Still makes me laugh out loud..
Am laughing so hard I'm in AGONY.
RIP Peter and Dudley
True classics. You gotta love them.
I'm not really into this kind of humor but that was hilarious. I really found two great comedians when I found Pete and Dud. I love how Dudley's voice kinda breaks at 2:48. I think I really am in love with them.
0:49 why does he always get Dudley just as he's eating something
@fundakok ... My brother and I still reel off lines to each other from D&C, and do the accents as well as we can for a couple of Aussie guys. We also do the same with Monty Python ... That sort of stuff will always be funny to us. Cheers, and thanks for your comment. Wayne
i love it when dudley gets angry! hes so cute!
Hahahahaha! My god this is brilliant... "I don't feel like being fucked to death by a fucking hampster" "Who said you did?" genius...
this is very funny. Derek and clive are hilarious
Wow... this was really forward and advanced. This of the time... good stuff!
'Think of the poor fucking hamsters who are gonna come back as you' lol
I nearly died so many times listening to these two that I genuinely considered prosecution.
Great Video. Nice work !!!!
I remember when I was about eighteen this was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. I don't see it at all now.
Not that I think that devalues it. making an eighteen year old laugh is just as valid as making a thirty year old laugh.
+bigleonard1984 You lost the child within, how sad for you.
Cancer?
@@jackjohnson2775 lol!!
Absolutely genius.
Stuff legends are made from.
And sadly no longer with us.
I'm stilllaughing , absolutely brilliant
Yeah the Blu-Tack from Woolworth's is missing too.
ooooh Dolly, you've tested me in the past...
It's weird they cut that out, like it was going to make any difference! It's OK to kick her in the privates for half an hour, but not with huge nailed boots? If this video was released today, I would expect Cook to get into serious trouble over it.
No, his editor, Ian Hislop, is on the PC side of the culture war right now. It would be ignored
It would never get past the cutting room.
3:38
What happened to "I put my hob nailed boots on"?!?!
I wondered the same!
One concurs wholeheartedly.
Absolute comedy classic!!!
“Think of the poor fuckin hamsters”. Brilliant.
3:38 Im pretty sure, in the record Cook also says "and I put my huge grape nail shoes on" or something similar. can anyone verify?
Yes I remember that too!
"Hobnail boots" I think.
Very odd that the least offencive bit was cut out !!! It was " my size 10 hobnail boots on".....
I also noticed that on Cd version of Derek & Clive live at the end of Dud's little tune " Jump" they cut out the punch line by Pete " Thank you The Reverend Ike" .
Rumour has it that Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington starring ricky gervais show is intentionally a mere copy of Derek and Clive, but without the copywrite infringments. Both are darn funny nonetheless.
Fucking brilliant.
The life of Peter Cook is full of stuff we would love to have been on camera and stuff we would love to have been edited out. This sketch falls into the later category.
Cooke was crazy as fuck
3.24 "Shall I tell you what I"m going to do now"?!
In The Cubicles, from Come Again, I do believe. A classic purely due to the amount of abuse Pete gives Dud at the end, they just swear and shout at eachother for minutes.
"In The Lav" with "The Attendant"
pure genius
Same, SO AWSOME!
My dad's got the album of this
"Think of the poor fucking hamsters that are going to come back as you" - this line makes clear to me the reason of Stephen Fry's estimation of Peter Cook as the funniest sentient being in the totality of time-space. Absolutely dominating Dudley Moore's slightly mediocre attempt.
I think it should be viewed less as a competition, more like they compliment each other. It's the interplay between the two of them that made them so funny, and kind of irrelevant which one was most inventive on his own.
PhoenixWright101 The 'competition' became quite dark and vicious towards the end of Derek and Clive...it was very much survival of the fittest...and Dudley unfortunately came second.
In this case (and most others), yes, that's true. An exception, in my opinion, is 'This bloke came up to me'. For me personally, Dudley's contribution is hilarious. By contrast, I don't find Peter's contribution to that particular exchange funny at all. Dudley had his moments.
" Not everybodies cup of tea " ~ 'Neville'
fabulous
Genius
Fucking tape still being fucking played ain't it?!
how dare she do that to you...my mate xD
@LillabetteHane The "rushes" refer to the unedited footage of TV/film that has been filmed.
legends
Fan bloody tastic!
mad.....i love it
Fucking legends
"the chain broke"
"AHH FACK!" XD
Broke me foot and scuffed me kickers
Too right! Horne and Corden are the most wildly over-rated piles of shit ever. It has to be said - and I'm glad you have!
I can`t stand Corden....he`s like a gushing schoolgirl who just got given a pony for her birthday.
"You have tested me in the past...". Every man in a relationship.
laugh,i nearly shat
I haven't laughed so much since aunt Mabel got her left tit caught in the mangle
this is by far my favourite Derek and Clive sketch,
Peter Cook = God of Satire
Faeden, ha, calling the angels wankers, i really do hope there's such a place as heaven, just so that statement can be true.
Think of the poor f-ing hamster who's gonna come back as you
do someone know where I can find lyric for this song?:)
Possibly the most misogynistic free association in existence, since records began even.
Scuffed his shoes and broke his foot
I can only listen for about ten minutes before i have to call an ambulance these days.
Its a young man's game
Oh such memories .......
Legends! They do give me a horn!!!!
how dare she do that to you!! my mate!!!
Carried away by 3 2 1 🤣
you've tested me in the past! hahahaha
Dolly😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😁😁
Dark.
Robbie Gregory and extraordinarily fu Fu funny!! Lobsters! Gotta go
LMAO..same here!..but it's so f* funny.
u know whats going to happen when we get to heavn ...
Clive says,,and I spread her legs apart.....
below is whats next ,,and that's whats been Censored Out!!
''and I put my huge Great Nailed Shoes on",
I am *so* glad they deleted that bit, that was going too far. I could really enjoy this scene without the need for that sort of gratuitous hatred.
@@vernonhedge4530 lmao!! It was cut for sure.
@@kernzyp "Hobnail boots" wasn`t it?
@@vernonhedge4530 There`s far far more gratuitous things in the DVD than that!!
@@mjh5437 HUGE hobnail boots! :D
Indeed, there was far worse, which is what made the young ones famous.
Harmless, really. Ficticious characters.
When Dudley sings the "Mum" song, Peter gets so angry and just screams "CUNT!", hilarious ;)
ahhhhhhhhh yes ,,,,Censorship,,,at 3:38...
I guess what Peter Cook actually said after 3:38..was to much for TH-cam
so it was removed......
This is older than some of Gary Glitters, Gary Glitters. Pucker and wince.
It was funnier before I wrote it, in my head like.
hanky n that
"is that awlll?"
No doubt that if there is a God and,or Heaven they will be there.I am a Hamster and I would'nt mind Knobbing Dudley!XOX PEACE
I think cancer of the wife tipped me over the edge.
If you want to get rid of a woman for any reason just stick this on, guaranteed !
Or the vicar
@@vanvilet1 Or the vicar's missus !
I usually just strangle them instead....far quieter I find.
Hil-fucking-arious
Hate the way Dudley resorted to drunken shouting when he couldn't think of anything funny to say.
Steve Forest agreed, it's not a patch on Pete's eloquently gruesome monologue!
@airheadstudios similar thing 'appened to me, 'cept mine stopped bleeding :->
Correction... Chris Morris is the god of satire.
Thi sis hilarious, but what keeps bothering me is.. what does a sneeze have to do with mucus buildup? XD he shouldve said blowing-his-nose..
@vivascargill u mean he was pissing his sides, cos he owed the CANT a fiver ?!
DOLLY
derek n clive rule ok ?
Dudleys French Figgs
He's so angry.I don't think ladies were in his good books at that time
lol
jerry sadowitz follow this
jerry sadovic
oh god ......u have to be british to get this.......it kills me every time
genuises...