11:30 Northernlion is a prophet. He can see the future. Edit : 31:30 Holy shit, milk for the Khorne flakes right there. Edit Edit : Aaand Jesse still doesn't know he can still hit other people with the ball carrier. Edit Edit Edit : 52:55 HOLY SHIT THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE. EDIT : 57:35 HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME
+Azure God He did. It did not show up when the block happened but later on when Gruff is selected you can see he has 2/6 SPP and he had 0 before. Also, Jesse rolled 6+6 on injury and then 6 (death) on casualty at least twice! 666 - this is not a coincidence. Edit: And the other one was 6+5+6, also close.
Khorne's tithe today was SUPPOSED to be some nice, Grade-A sweetbeef. But now that Jesse has denied Khorne his sacred cow... Goodbye Cox. Fun knowing ya...
+Josh Sweetvale (Bonkers) Khorne holds no sway on the Bloodbowl pitch. There is only Nuffle. Besides, Khorne would be happy with the minotaur living to kill another day. It's more likely Cattleclysm will get a kill than the likes of Rat Benetar, Lil' Skittles, or even John Cen-elf (Rrrrrrrrrappadoo! Doo doo-do dooooo!).
kiloneie I don't know about that. If you have an enemy standing right next to you and you know he's going to tackle you as soon as you hit the end turn button, isn't it a bigger risk to lose the ball if you just let the opponent tackle your ball-carrier? And does risk of losing the ball matter on the last turn when none of your characters can make it to the end zone? There's only two times in the game when I personally would have used the ball-carrier to tackle, but then again, I'm not the best bloodbowl player. lol
11:36 "You can survive this, you cannot survive this" I was just about to laugh at how quick that change of mind was, but then it hit and I just lost it. Jesse's matches have been surprisingly enjoyable this season.
I know you get a lot of tips from a lot of back seat gamers, one thing I will say I learned playing Chaos is with the goat men, give them a blitz action to an adjacent, they get the +1 str for a better block, and can then move after the block
it's really nice seeing Jesse have fun with this game this season. picking such a bashy team really fits him better than the elves. I think Nuffle has forgiven him his past ignorance, and has blessed him now that he see's his true calling in blood bowl.
it's cannon, this whole season jesse just ties with everyone. no wins or losses, always plays in the pepsi end times arena and always ties with his opponent. (most tied player award)
I wonder if Jesse's "I thought that was the End Times" exclamation after the Cattleclysm incident had any relation to WHFB's End Times, or was just pure coincidence...
Jessie had at least 4 different ways of blitzing the ball carrier on the first turn and missed all of them... 2nd turn NL had closer skaven but does extra GFIs to make the cage... only in the credorian invitational.
+viziroth I heard about the short message that jessie wrote in the about section of his channel. Lets play the game as it is supposed to be, FOR FUN! Yeah all the plays wasn't the ultimate but if they had fun playing it and I had fun watching it was enough.
i really need to get around to making a custom "Coxpocalypse Now" Jersey..and a giant foam finger too, off-course.... (some things to consider for possible merchandise..? ;)
+pedromchugh Yeah he should take more risks. Especially at the end when he had 2 rerolls just sitting there. He could've scored if he just took some risks and relied on rerolls. He really doesn't seem to understand probabilities well. Taking dumb chances is dumb but if the benefit outwieghts the negative you should totally do it (like taking go for its if you can run the ball in on 2 last turns)
I heartily agree with you guys it was a missed chance, like in bb1, where the cheerleaders and the fans where the team's respected race. I really think they should add cheerleaders and race animations for sideline push-outs and maybe kick-off animations for throw rocks etc. And once again Jesse, don't do anything with the minotaur other than either attack(block) or blitz to reliably use him. Move all other players first, then blitz with either a beastman or the minotaur. He will be much more reliable that way and you'll level him up faster.
Don't say that you "physically can't win a game" when you have your ball carrier stand idle for a full turn, with only three turns remaining. Or when you spend the next turn after that moving them mostly sideways and leave all players too far to reach the end zone on the final turn.
Could of had that ball moved into the area of turn 15 on turn 13. I think Jesse neglected the amount of turns he had to get a td and just went full killing machine. Which is what he really wanted to do anyway so I guess he did alright.
Jesse, read what your damn abilities do. It's been 3 games and you still have no idea what Frenzy does. It's not a percentage thing, it always triggers. If you get a "push" die the minotaur gets pissed that he doesn't get to punch anyone, so he takes another swing, giving you a second block after he pushes the opponent. It's like a little free reroll. Also, after he punches or pushes someone, he always follows them, so they can't get away.
Jesse you are general George Mclellan reborn...so many advantages....so much overestimating enemy strength...painful to watch you not capitalize on opportunities. That said OMG great game so much death and fun!
The fact that all those player died surprised me, much like Bruce Willis being dead surprised me in his hit movie, The Sixth Sense.
11:30 Northernlion is a prophet. He can see the future.
Edit : 31:30 Holy shit, milk for the Khorne flakes right there.
Edit Edit : Aaand Jesse still doesn't know he can still hit other people with the ball carrier.
Edit Edit Edit : 52:55 HOLY SHIT THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.
EDIT : 57:35 HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME
+Hawnzor Jesus, this must be my favourite game of this invitational. I need a drink, this was way too intense.
+Hawnzor poor Northern Lion... so much death the RNG is not on his side with the injury rolls
+Hawnzor Pretty sure Jesse knows he can hit people with the ball carrier, he just chooses not to.
+MugiHasDeclined Ya he did, at least he should have. Any injury in block situation is worth SPP, just like rolling both down and getting injured.
+Azure God He did. It did not show up when the block happened but later on when Gruff is selected you can see he has 2/6 SPP and he had 0 before.
Also, Jesse rolled 6+6 on injury and then 6 (death) on casualty at least twice! 666 - this is not a coincidence.
Edit: And the other one was 6+5+6, also close.
This is by far the best match so far.
I've been waiting for this!
Bald glasses man vs ginger glasses man!
+Michael Mann As a fuccboi, egg scum is who i will support.
+TheEmperorSRB Oh my god.....i just realized that Eggman is the child of Jesse and Ryan!
Darth Panzer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+Darth Panzer Humpty Dumpty Vs. the Gingerbeard Man
+TheTrueDeadFingers You sir are my hero for that comment
The Cox and his Chaos Vs. The Eggboi and his Skaven.
This should be the best match yet.
THIS IS THE TRUE BOWLING OF BLOOD
my fucking jaw dropped when the cattleclysm died xD
Khorne's tithe today was SUPPOSED to be some nice, Grade-A sweetbeef. But now that Jesse has denied Khorne his sacred cow... Goodbye Cox. Fun knowing ya...
+Josh Sweetvale (Bonkers) Instead he has to just make due with three stinking rats.
+Alex Austin ikr especially on a defender stumbles (5) he needs block on that thing asap
+Josh Sweetvale (Bonkers) Khorne holds no sway on the Bloodbowl pitch. There is only Nuffle. Besides, Khorne would be happy with the minotaur living to kill another day. It's more likely Cattleclysm will get a kill than the likes of Rat Benetar, Lil' Skittles, or even John Cen-elf (Rrrrrrrrrappadoo! Doo doo-do dooooo!).
electronsympathy That's *The* Cattleclysm. It's a dangerous mistake to make, friend. He'll come for you.
Jesse, you know you can use the ball-carrier to tackle people, right?
+Kuhn920 But it's a risk for losing the ball, and he only has 3 agility at highest. It's not mistake he made just a safe choice.
kiloneie I don't know about that. If you have an enemy standing right next to you and you know he's going to tackle you as soon as you hit the end turn button, isn't it a bigger risk to lose the ball if you just let the opponent tackle your ball-carrier? And does risk of losing the ball matter on the last turn when none of your characters can make it to the end zone? There's only two times in the game when I personally would have used the ball-carrier to tackle, but then again, I'm not the best bloodbowl player. lol
+kiloneie thats definitely a mistake imo
+kiloneie He had a block he could have made on turn 16 for free.
Fleasy
Block doesn't automatically mean a free safe hit you know, everything is a risk in this game. Sure it's safe but still it's not.
11:36 "You can survive this, you cannot survive this" I was just about to laugh at how quick that change of mind was, but then it hit and I just lost it.
Jesse's matches have been surprisingly enjoyable this season.
Coxwing is dead! The Cattlecysm has been adverted! We've stopped the Cowlight's hammer! The hour of Cowlight has passed!
+Starman Dx Coxwing was only a puppet driven crazy by the death god.
I know you get a lot of tips from a lot of back seat gamers, one thing I will say I learned playing Chaos is with the goat men, give them a blitz action to an adjacent, they get the +1 str for a better block, and can then move after the block
+GerudoDragon74 Jesse doesn't understand that you can move after blitzing. He doesn't really get the game, actually.
'Love is a battlefield' - Rat Benatar.... RIP
*gets excited at a Jesse Cox upload*
*Isn't Starcraft 2*
*Aggressively watches the match instead*
I haven'y laughed so hard in a looong time.
The plays, the comedic timing, the PUNS.
Jesse Cox, 800000+ subscribers solely here for his old timey train impressions
You cannot kill Jesse's Minotaur. He is the destroyer, the end of all things, inevitable, indomitable; HE IS THE CATTLECLYSM!
I seriously love watching these, especially with the commentary and reactions, the pure anger of RNG failures! I love, it love it.......
"My heart fell into my butt, and I squeezed so hard... It became a diamond."
-Jesse Cox
Holy shit... Three deaths for Jesse, and then his cow nearly dies. xD Insane!
I had one of those mlg "OHHHHHHHH" moments when The Cattleclysm got rekt
I love the fact Jesse freaks out more then NL when less bad things happen. Its amazing.
Now THAT'S a Blood Bowl match. Thanks to Jesse and NothernLion
it's really nice seeing Jesse have fun with this game this season. picking such a bashy team really fits him better than the elves. I think Nuffle has forgiven him his past ignorance, and has blessed him now that he see's his true calling in blood bowl.
i can't wait to see this in crendor's recap. probably jesse's best blood bowl game ever
it's cannon, this whole season jesse just ties with everyone. no wins or losses, always plays in the pepsi end times arena and always ties with his opponent. (most tied player award)
I really wish we could have seen Jesse's face when The Cattleclysm died.
I wonder if Jesse's "I thought that was the End Times" exclamation after the Cattleclysm incident had any relation to WHFB's End Times, or was just pure coincidence...
Should we expect a video of you and Crendor playing Cho'Gall in HotS?
Or rather, should we prepare for trouble and make it double?
What kind of skaven player refuses an offer to cheat!
Northern lion you're the worst!
"I'm gonna let you try"
-Jesse Cox, 2015
Really wish Jesse and NL would do a lets play together, it would be comedic gold!
That was a goddamn massacre and it still ended 1-1
That pause before the cattleclysm's falls : "I'm gonna let you try to k....WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?"
Bring the Coxpocalypse!!
Finally someone said "Those rat bastards" I've been waiting for that since the beginning of this tournament.
looking forward to the game, i'll wait till 720p is out :D
I personally love having the animations on. The brawls are part of the spirit of the game ;)
You go Jesse :D Chaos all the way
this is the best match of this season till now XD
57:35 Seriously almost spit out my drink at work. Couldn't hold in my laughter XD
Jessie had at least 4 different ways of blitzing the ball carrier on the first turn and missed all of them...
2nd turn NL had closer skaven but does extra GFIs to make the cage...
only in the credorian invitational.
+viziroth I heard about the short message that jessie wrote in the about section of his channel. Lets play the game as it is supposed to be, FOR FUN!
Yeah all the plays wasn't the ultimate but if they had fun playing it and I had fun watching it was enough.
Watching this five years later and that almost Cattleclysm death had my oh face going.
It's happening: Jessups is slowly turning into a daemon prince of Khorne, known as the Big JC
wow, Jesse is finally getting the kills he's been hoping for
i really need to get around to making a custom "Coxpocalypse Now" Jersey..and a giant foam finger too, off-course.... (some things to consider for possible merchandise..? ;)
GOD DAMN THAT GOATSY REFERENCE. The horrors of high school is being relived :'(
Jesse it's Chaos "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE!!"
Its funny that both Northern Lion and Jesse use to be teachers
Northern lion was o.o what did he teach
+XDarkFableX English in South Korea
+XDarkFableX He was an English teacher for primary school students in South Korea
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
'My heart fell into my butt and i squieezed it so tight it became a diamond'-Jesse Cox 2015
Ratley coopers careers has risen like a rocket
holy shit jesse's reaction when cattleclysm almost died.
I have been waiting for this one! so hype!
The first video with Northernlion I've ever seen. Have been watching Isaac for breakfast ever since.
How can you not grasp the concept of threatened squares, Jesse?
Even though I'm not a fan of blood bowl, I will watch this video because both of my favorite youtubers are competing against each other.
Still watching. Still in the first half. Jessie, you are improving! But you need to start moving the ball faster. Take a few risks, they are more fun!
+pedromchugh Yeah he should take more risks. Especially at the end when he had 2 rerolls just sitting there. He could've scored if he just took some risks and relied on rerolls. He really doesn't seem to understand probabilities well. Taking dumb chances is dumb but if the benefit outwieghts the negative you should totally do it (like taking go for its if you can run the ball in on 2 last turns)
so, the dark lord was fed... well done Jessy~!
Have you guys considered doing a Dungeon Bowl Tournament?
YOI! MAH TWO FAVORITE TH-camRS!!! YESSSS!!!!
Ratthew Broderick was calling back to Godzilla with that devastation.
Great video :) The ending was amazing xD
jesse please start using your minotaur to blitz with it will make your life so much better
You guys had great synergy, super enjoyable game.
Jesse and Northern Lion are entertaining together.
Ratthew McConaughey best known for his starring role in IntheCellar.
why is the quality only 360p for me?
compooter why?
+Sean Keeney YT is still processing the Video, this can take a long time unfortunately. Nothing wrong on your end.
oh, thanks, m8 good to know.
+Sean Keeney welcome to YT m8 ;o)
It's not Starcraft but the blood offering pleases me!
I heartily agree with you guys it was a missed chance, like in bb1, where the cheerleaders and the fans where the team's respected race. I really think they should add cheerleaders and race animations for sideline push-outs and maybe kick-off animations for throw rocks etc. And once again Jesse, don't do anything with the minotaur other than either attack(block) or blitz to reliably use him. Move all other players first, then blitz with either a beastman or the minotaur. He will be much more reliable that way and you'll level him up faster.
Most exciting game so far. Money well spent here.
its one in the morning...
ive been waiting for this for weeks. fuck school and fuck sleeping!
Don't say that you "physically can't win a game" when you have your ball carrier stand idle for a full turn, with only three turns remaining. Or when you spend the next turn after that moving them mostly sideways and leave all players too far to reach the end zone on the final turn.
Could of had that ball moved into the area of turn 15 on turn 13.
I think Jesse neglected the amount of turns he had to get a td and just went full killing machine. Which is what he really wanted to do anyway so I guess he did alright.
more Blood for the Blood Bowl, more Skulls for the Skull Cup
Jesse knows you can attack with the player holding the ball right?
Oh wow, looks like Jesse finally got his wish with this round. What rituals did he conduct to the point where it nearly backfired hard on him?!
Holy SHIT!! When the Cataclysm was killed I stopped breathing for bit. So intense!
360p Coxxy?? Porque Maria?!?!?!
Well I know what I'm watching in an hour now.. the final aired episode of Rat Sajak's wheel of fortune.
My 2 favourite youtubers goin' head to head great I believe in the cox meister
Jesse, read what your damn abilities do. It's been 3 games and you still have no idea what Frenzy does. It's not a percentage thing, it always triggers. If you get a "push" die the minotaur gets pissed that he doesn't get to punch anyone, so he takes another swing, giving you a second block after he pushes the opponent. It's like a little free reroll. Also, after he punches or pushes someone, he always follows them, so they can't get away.
As a Hungarian I can confirm, there aren't any people named Goatse here
Would kinda like it if Jesse and Northernlion did more stuff together. They have really fun banter. :3
"Saving Ryan's privates?" Oh god Jesse. You really are an evil, evil man!
That..... That was actually a decent game. I am amazed.
I'm perfectly happy with your pov
did Hades come and try to spice up the game? because WOW there where a lot of deaths this game
I want a picture of that moment when Jesse's heart stopped
Jesse you're the BEST. keep up the good work!
woo 320p club gotta love yt encoding
dammit jesse i wanted to sleep now i have to get my foam finger GO COXPOCALYPSE
HAIL CHAOS! THE GODS MAY BE FICKLE, BUT ON THIS DAY WE ARE UNDIVIDED!!!!
Well, I neary laughed my head off at Cattleclysms near early demise. Damn that apothecary. Damn him.
Best game of the season, so far!
Did nobody see the obvious opportunity for a Bob Marley reference at 7:55?
WoW Cattleclysm! Mistakes were made but still this was the best BB2 match ive seen this year (which is promising for a 2 month old game :P).
wow that 58min shocker. Actually shouted out loud
Jesse you are general George Mclellan reborn...so many advantages....so much overestimating enemy strength...painful to watch you not capitalize on opportunities. That said OMG great game so much death and fun!
Cattleclysm moment made me spit out my drink. Amazing.
Players be dying, man, carnage. Way to go Jesse, you killed our beloved fuccboi.
What a game. That was more blood than bowl.
this is what evrybody was waiting for
now just what we need is jesse killing...