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Not to mention the Fortify Intelligence loop in Morrowind. You spend half an hour making a potion that increases your speed so much that the game crashes the instant you press W
I know it's not good balance wise, but I wish the newer games let us have thus kind of power. Sure there's alchemy bugs in skyrim, but one shot weapons are only so fun. Let me male a spell that burns a whole room, including me, while also having full magicka absorb, so the spell recharges itself. Or let me jump over a whole town to my death. Fun stuff.
@@HeisBeppo I tend to use broken armor much more than broken weapons. In fact, on my latest playthrough I have the issue that tempering weapons makes them too strong. With maxed out smithing I'll get armor to like 1500, which is fine. But a 320 dmg sword just makes combat boring, so I'm actually considering resetting my smithing skill just to make it more engaging.
Shock is the best, the least # of enemies have resistance to it, and being female gives you an advantage if you gain the ability "Agent of Dibella", (grants +10% damage to the opposite sex) since things like the dwarven automatons are coded as male, thus more NPCs are male, giving you a slight edge.
I always forget how nuts the game seems for throwing Imperial / Stormcloak choice at you right away. The Imperials were about to execute you, and one of the first ones you meet is called “Torturer”.
You can repeatedly run into the graybeards to skip dialogue that should help be less bored in the beginning (it works with all NPCs you just need to sprint into them and make them stagger)
@@lazykb Quickloading isn't a thing on consoles, though, so shoving them is the only way to skip stuff lol At least i don't think it's a thing, I could be wrong tbh
@@JuliusCaesar2005 no, it's absolutely not. I would know, because my ps4 both sucks and that's the only thing I have at the moment that will run Skyrim with a couple crashes every now and then. Of course mods do that too, but it still sucks. I'd love to quicksave/quickload because that would save so much time when I keep making new characters. Tl:dr, console sucks. Have a good day🏙
6:43 two things 1. You live in Britain. Gods holy light does not shine upon that accursed land. Also it’s always cloudy, you wouldn’t burn up. 2. You do Fallout challenge runs for a living. We all know you don’t leave the house.
10:30 - The reason why taking crops isn't marked as stealing because you can talk to one of the farmers and sell them the crops you've gathered. They give you like 2 septims per thing so it's better to steal them and make potions and soup.
If you play Skyrim again with something like insane speed, you can skip everything after the first dragon by starting diplomatic immunity from jumping into the back of the thalmor emissary and grabbing the book about Esbern
Hey man, I just wanted to say that I really love your content for being so silly and funny. I've been going through some really bad times and somehow your videos always come out and find me at the right moments when I'm at my lowest. So I can just relax and be sure that the video is gonna make me forget about everything for a time and make me genuinely laugh. Thank you for what you're doing dude
15:56 see here is where BG3 destroys other RPGs, they can't risk main story characters irritating you because you'll just kill them, they HAVE to be interesting enough to keep alive. And killing everyone doesn't prevent you progressing.
I'm currently doing a playthrough on the good ole 'Rim with about 800 mods installed that were painstakingly organized for a stable run. Good times for sure. Never did a playthrough with both Inigo and Lucien with the patches so they interact with one another until now. I quickly realized I had been missing out. Good stuff.
tuned into the stream for the first time the other day and typed in "she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes" and seeing it make the vid made my whole f'ing life. I love u jabo
Can we just appreciate how good each one of jabo's introductions are. Especially during the end with the cart, that was just perfect! I don't know how, but it was!!
started watching you a few months back, even eventually started binging your videos ive already watched before, glad were seeing more skyrim content keep it up jabo!
Jabo, please keep adding random laughs to the laugh track. If you add enough, it'll eventually be pretty good. Just remember to space them out properly so the laugh track goes for *just* a bit too long.
My favorite TH-camr. Every time a new Jabo vid drops I have to stop whatever I’m doing and watch. I gotta stop by and check out one of the streams one of these days. Looks like a good time.
As a true TH-cam frog, this is the only Skyrim video I’ve ever actively watched 100% simply because you mentioned watch time in the first 10 mins. Was a great, funny video as well. Well done!
Jabo your videos are the only thing i watch on youtube anymore everything else i watch for like 2 mins and then loose interest but never with yours! Much love my brother
"Posture check? You guys wanna see a posture check? This is my posture." *Ad starts* "Nice to meet you I am natesha an under world doctor, are you feeling sick?"
Fun fact: Valdr's dagger is probably even worse than you'd expect since the "crits" that it does only adds 50% of its BASE damage, meaning it adds an additional 2.5 damage per swing. Talk about useful!!!
“ 7:30 What do kids argue about now though?” At work it’s “sit to wipe or stand? Fold or wad? Beer or shots? Toilet lid up or down? Eww! Poo particles!” Etc. It’s a micro lab.
Just gonna say, if you had the "Become Ethereal" shout you could shout and then run off a mountain and it negates all damage, including fall damage so it would make getting around a lot easier and safer
Its funny that he doesn't know that if you wait to do the blades Mission where you have to meet them outside that place where you pour your blood on that seal after they tell you to go and arrange the meeting it just skips the mission and you can just go back to whiterun and capture the dragon
I have never watched or played Skyrim so I didn't realize how many sound effects and some music tracks were shared between Skyrim and Fallout so that was cool. Love you Jabo :^)
You just reminded me of my first death in the game as well. I wasn't expecting that Frost Troll to be so tough for someone who was only level 4 or 5 going to the greybeards my first run-through.
13:41 on legendary these trolls were an unstoppable menace, granted not as bad as ice mages sniping me from like 50m away with an icicle that would 100-0 me.
ItsJabo using Rocket City Run music at 30:10. Thank you. Rocket Racer is my favourite LEGO figurine, Sad they never made it an ACTUAL LEGO figurine. EDIT: The OST is from LEGO Racers, when you are racing against Rocket Racer.
am i the only one who likes jabo videos during prevideo ad, cause i know it's gonna be the same shit jabo does in every video? like entertain the fuck out of me, no matter the subject of the video?
8:57 I would have to invest in a good light shoulderable .50BMG semi auto and some API-T ammo. Because we both know they aren't going to be friendly, maybe Skyrim dragons with their intelligence would realize they couldn't oppose the worlds militaries and choose peace vs extermination. But animal brain dragons are gonna get the strap with prejudice.
*Jabo in war* shoots someone “ah yeah things are gonna be real different with him gone that for true he’ll neva have CHAI KNEES takeaway again that’s for true”
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Yeah this wasn't too realistic this is an rpg buckaroo me walter wheat and Paul blart are mad at you
Can you not speak Australian in the next stream? I only speak English
No u
Jabo do you have a list of the music you use? those are some bangers!
@@jBun12 th-cam.com/video/3UnK5rw_6hM/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=Isopod here's my playlist, worth giving a look over
Jabo: "We are playing Survival, so no fast travel"
Dragonborn after committing mass genocide: *"I AM THE FAST TRAVEL!!"*
"NO! I AM SPEED!! I AM POWER!! I. AM. FAST TRAVEL!!"
Where do you think you are? I am!!!!!!
666th like i guess
@@snailofeternity I took mine away and liked it again so now I'm 666th!!!
(Until you do the same... Lol)
i am the 1000 like :D
Jabo vs Joov is no contest since they're the same person. You cannot change my mind.
True
@@Joov thank you for agreeing Jabo
When I started watching, I thought they were the same person. Now I have sure.
i thought jabo was joovs second personality
@@joshclark756 Dr. Joov and Mr. Jabo
"I am speed" is actually a shout with three words of power, great to see it being utilized properly
I'd say we need this in Oblivion, but lets be real you can go that fast after enough normal gameplay lmfao.
And skooma :)
Not to mention the Fortify Intelligence loop in Morrowind. You spend half an hour making a potion that increases your speed so much that the game crashes the instant you press W
I know it's not good balance wise, but I wish the newer games let us have thus kind of power. Sure there's alchemy bugs in skyrim, but one shot weapons are only so fun. Let me male a spell that burns a whole room, including me, while also having full magicka absorb, so the spell recharges itself. Or let me jump over a whole town to my death. Fun stuff.
@@heartbeat4atinman shows that alchemy is broken in any of the 3D Elder Scrolls games.
@@HeisBeppo I tend to use broken armor much more than broken weapons. In fact, on my latest playthrough I have the issue that tempering weapons makes them too strong.
With maxed out smithing I'll get armor to like 1500, which is fine. But a 320 dmg sword just makes combat boring, so I'm actually considering resetting my smithing skill just to make it more engaging.
Shock is the best, the least # of enemies have resistance to it, and being female gives you an advantage if you gain the ability "Agent of Dibella", (grants +10% damage to the opposite sex) since things like the dwarven automatons are coded as male, thus more NPCs are male, giving you a slight edge.
I never knew the Automatons are coded are male. Time for another skyrim playthrough!!!
Jabo posted, day improved, bettered
+1
based
It's not mitten squad but it'll do
-, baby battered ;)
jabo uploaded, day improved, braincells battered
Jabo after basically one shotting most of the enemies "this is fine", also Jabo when the enemy does the same: "no you cant do that, that's not fair"
I always forget how nuts the game seems for throwing Imperial / Stormcloak choice at you right away. The Imperials were about to execute you, and one of the first ones you meet is called “Torturer”.
It’s like they wanted you to side with the Stormcloaks, right up until you find out that they’re basically Nord Supremacists and incredibly racist.
What makes the Longhammer fast is that it doesn't count as enchanted, so you can use the Elemental Fury shout with it for insanity.
I love how literally in the first 6 minutes of this video, Jabo talked about Bioterrorism and how HE could do it
You can repeatedly run into the graybeards to skip dialogue that should help be less bored in the beginning (it works with all NPCs you just need to sprint into them and make them stagger)
You can also quick save and quick load for even less effort
@@lazykb Quickloading isn't a thing on consoles, though, so shoving them is the only way to skip stuff lol
At least i don't think it's a thing, I could be wrong tbh
@@JuliusCaesar2005 no, it's absolutely not. I would know, because my ps4 both sucks and that's the only thing I have at the moment that will run Skyrim with a couple crashes every now and then.
Of course mods do that too, but it still sucks.
I'd love to quicksave/quickload because that would save so much time when I keep making new characters.
Tl:dr, console sucks.
Have a good day🏙
@@lazykb no if you play a normal (modded) skyrim
@@moon1749bro you could buy a PC at a damn good will that will run Skyrim
6:43 two things
1. You live in Britain. Gods holy light does not shine upon that accursed land. Also it’s always cloudy, you wouldn’t burn up.
2. You do Fallout challenge runs for a living. We all know you don’t leave the house.
just wanted to say "its not like that would change anything" lmao
These intros are super well done man
These are so epic. No one does it like JABO
The intros are half the reason I keep coming back
Irony is good comedy
10:30 - The reason why taking crops isn't marked as stealing because you can talk to one of the farmers and sell them the crops you've gathered.
They give you like 2 septims per thing so it's better to steal them and make potions and soup.
If you play Skyrim again with something like insane speed, you can skip everything after the first dragon by starting diplomatic immunity from jumping into the back of the thalmor emissary and grabbing the book about Esbern
Or run into the wall while holding a bucket (or my favorite - a wooden plate)
really entertaining! hope you do these types of videos with other Bethesda titles as well :)
actually i hope he DOESNT. >:)
While our brother in Christ Mittensquad is on his sabbatical, it is Jabo who keeps our Lord Todd Howard’s Skyrim entertaining.
Oh man this comment didn't age well... RIP
@@aidansmith8617he will be missed
Wildly entertaining. I rarely sit through full videos these days as my attention span is as short as I am but I loved every second
0:26 the transition on the axe swing was cleeeeaaaan. Shout-out to the editor!
Whats the song at 14:48 ? Do u know by any chance? 🤔❔️
@@knighti7 months late but song name is We're finally landing by Home
The laugh track is so cursed but I absolutely love it 😂😂
I love your editing style, watching you grow with your channel is a treat :)
Hey man, I just wanted to say that I really love your content for being so silly and funny. I've been going through some really bad times and somehow your videos always come out and find me at the right moments when I'm at my lowest. So I can just relax and be sure that the video is gonna make me forget about everything for a time and make me genuinely laugh. Thank you for what you're doing dude
15:56 see here is where BG3 destroys other RPGs, they can't risk main story characters irritating you because you'll just kill them, they HAVE to be interesting enough to keep alive. And killing everyone doesn't prevent you progressing.
I'm currently doing a playthrough on the good ole 'Rim with about 800 mods installed that were painstakingly organized for a stable run. Good times for sure. Never did a playthrough with both Inigo and Lucien with the patches so they interact with one another until now. I quickly realized I had been missing out. Good stuff.
New jabo video! I really wish these were every week instead of every other week but I'll keep watching either way. Love you videos keep on keepin on
tuned into the stream for the first time the other day and typed in "she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes" and seeing it make the vid made my whole f'ing life. I love u jabo
16:12 man yea now that i say ive started hearing the fallout 1 map theme in my head for some reason
Can we just appreciate how good each one of jabo's introductions are. Especially during the end with the cart, that was just perfect! I don't know how, but it was!!
started watching you a few months back, even eventually started binging your videos ive already watched before, glad were seeing more skyrim content keep it up jabo!
i have been waiting for this moment in time where i get to watch more jabo content for this video i must thank you with a thanks for taking so long
Been watching a lot of your stuff recently Jabo, good to see a new upload 👌
This video made me miss watching you and your chat everyday!!! 😢 hilarious as always!! ❤
Life, but every jabo video makes me more entertained.
Loving Skyrim, but also not wanting to play the main story because "it just sucks" is sooooooooo relatable
Jabo, please keep adding random laughs to the laugh track. If you add enough, it'll eventually be pretty good. Just remember to space them out properly so the laugh track goes for *just* a bit too long.
How about this for a crazy idea, 1 kill increases the game speed by 1 percent
That would look like watching a time lapse lol
Would be unplayable after some time
My favorite TH-camr. Every time a new Jabo vid drops I have to stop whatever I’m doing and watch. I gotta stop by and check out one of the streams one of these days. Looks like a good time.
56:50 "By the order of the Jarl, I command you to stop"... uh.... Whos going to tell that guard?
Bro, the lego racers music at 30:10 brought back memories I thought I didn't have.... Thank you Jabo, you made my day :,)
New Jabo vids always make my day better!
As a true TH-cam frog, this is the only Skyrim video I’ve ever actively watched 100% simply because you mentioned watch time in the first 10 mins. Was a great, funny video as well. Well done!
there's something about animations not lining up with how fast a player model is moving that just looks innately cool
love the dnb in the intro, ambience and intelligent dnb is by far the most attractive music for entertainment
👾this video made me wanna play terriaria 👾
Song at 15:00 is "we're finally landing" by Home
5:15 my dog woke up thanks to this and was wagging his tail. Bro has unlocked actual dog language
4:53
So funny the fact that by spitting on the guard made you Lvl speech 😂😂😂
Jabo your videos are the only thing i watch on youtube anymore everything else i watch for like 2 mins and then loose interest but never with yours! Much love my brother
Love all the Lego Racers OST, gotta go 3x white bricks fast
And the NFS3 ost my foooking god
Love both of you guys, always watch every single upload of both
Jabo video? Time to watch it 3 times and still find it funny! Also pipe weapons only again when? Probably one of, if not my favorite, videos!
You should have went out of your way to learn all 3 words of Become Ethereal to just glide across the map without a care in the world
i really enjoy your content, the green screen is always a nice touch imo that makes you stand out. glad i found this channel. keep up the good work :)
The laugh track was one of your best jokes Jabo, I couldn't stop laughing 😭
"Posture check? You guys wanna see a posture check? This is my posture."
*Ad starts*
"Nice to meet you I am natesha an under world doctor, are you feeling sick?"
Fun fact: Valdr's dagger is probably even worse than you'd expect since the "crits" that it does only adds 50% of its BASE damage, meaning it adds an additional 2.5 damage per swing.
Talk about useful!!!
Not very realistic next complete Skyrim as Paul blart
You should have gotten the elemental fury shout so that your attack speed matched your movement speed.
“ 7:30 What do kids argue about now though?” At work it’s “sit to wipe or stand? Fold or wad? Beer or shots? Toilet lid up or down? Eww! Poo particles!” Etc. It’s a micro lab.
Just gonna say, if you had the "Become Ethereal" shout you could shout and then run off a mountain and it negates all damage, including fall damage so it would make getting around a lot easier and safer
lmao right after I post the comment he starts talking about the shout disregard my dumb ass
Its funny that he doesn't know that if you wait to do the blades Mission where you have to meet them outside that place where you pour your blood on that seal after they tell you to go and arrange the meeting it just skips the mission and you can just go back to whiterun and capture the dragon
I have never watched or played Skyrim so I didn't realize how many sound effects and some music tracks were shared between Skyrim and Fallout so that was cool. Love you Jabo :^)
love me a long ass, top tier, youtube video. Keep up the good work
why was the overhand swing transition at the beginning so clean
Should do a gear swap vid. Every kill you swap inventory with who you have killed
During my play through I got it to multiple softlocks making the journey to the place with the old guys who teach you stuff about your shouts
Jabo, I LOVE the use of the old Need for Speed music! Please do that more often!
I really enjoy narrator Jabo, its a nice touch
You just reminded me of my first death in the game as well. I wasn't expecting that Frost Troll to be so tough for someone who was only level 4 or 5 going to the greybeards my first run-through.
Jabo tryna become Hugo from a Plague Tale requiem at 5:21 lol
He turned Skyrim into Morrowind
As someone who is allergic to the sun, I would absolutely be okay with being a vampire.
8:58 If dragons were real I'd.... nay, I shan't say... there be children about
7:57 heyyyy there buddy don't go blaming us😂😂
13:41 on legendary these trolls were an unstoppable menace, granted not as bad as ice mages sniping me from like 50m away with an icicle that would 100-0 me.
ItsJabo using Rocket City Run music at 30:10. Thank you.
Rocket Racer is my favourite LEGO figurine, Sad they never made it an ACTUAL LEGO figurine.
EDIT: The OST is from LEGO Racers, when you are racing against Rocket Racer.
klungo: spits on guard
skyrim: speach increased
me: XD
Need someone to replace every laugh track in Friends with Jabo's
30:10 no way is that LEGO Racers music
awesome choice
WAKE UP BABE THE NEW DINNERTIME ENTERTAINMENT DROPPED
16:50
all these years later and to this day i have NEVER had that fugitive random event at a good time.
literally why is it ALWAYS during combat?!
16:25 POV: You're a salmon
Heyyyy that chewbacca impression was funny af. Nice addition 😂
am i the only one who likes jabo videos during prevideo ad, cause i know it's gonna be the same shit jabo does in every video? like entertain the fuck out of me, no matter the subject of the video?
11:00 for a moment i started to think i was watching an IamCrusty video.
Happily singing jolly songs while smashing bandits faces in with a warhammer.
4:45 "All voices lead to Grandmaster Yoda" - some Pawn somewhere in a galaxy far far away.
6:49 Jacob imprinted on a embryo and essentially wants to marry an fetus.
That was the cleanest transition into a sponsorship
47:00 Imagine the reverb on the farts in this room. Lol. I laughed so hard I farted! XD
Every second your not running I'm only getting closer
i was falling asleep with this on and my brain was coming up with a whole storyline for the words
15:19 I'd yell: "Yo, Jabo! Big fan!
"You should start running so I can stab you in the back" - Dunmer Bandit as the crit animation plays
I’d be a vampire purely for the fact I already want to sleep until 5pm and stay up until 8am
41:15 best part
Frl😭
8:57 I would have to invest in a good light shoulderable .50BMG semi auto and some API-T ammo.
Because we both know they aren't going to be friendly, maybe Skyrim dragons with their intelligence would realize they couldn't oppose the worlds militaries and choose peace vs extermination. But animal brain dragons are gonna get the strap with prejudice.
I like how Jabo spit on the Whiterun guard (for RP purposes, I assume), and his speech increased immediately after that
*Jabo in war* shoots someone “ah yeah things are gonna be real different with him gone that for true he’ll neva have CHAI KNEES takeaway again that’s for true”
23:33 LOL she actually did