Excavator mulchers - Land clearing equipment - Forestry mulcher - DENISCIMAF.com
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- Land clearing equipment, forestry mulcher for excavators. These excavator mulchers are ideal for intensive vegetation control, land clearing, roadside, transmission lines, pipeline maintenance, forest fire prevention.
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well, i know what i'm searching for during the zombie apocalypse.
Municipal snow blowers are more efficient.
Jesus, it's like an eraser for life.
I need one for the zombie apocalypse....
This guy knows what's up! Finally someone with sense, haha. First thing I thought of.
Upgraded zombie multcher. (Jump to 2.00)
Derek Skinner i always think about that when i watch the walking dead, with all these machine and them running like chicken from the walkers, "get some heavy machinery and show them you retards!!!" 😂😂😂😂
Hopefully, Skynet didn't have one :)
40 years to grow 20 seconds to mow
This was almost a Haiku :) so...
40 years to grow!
25 seconds to mow!
My God! What a show!
+DENIS CIMAF Inc. i know right its a great show
@@deniscimafincus I too sad now sir, trees have feelings
Captain Planet would not be pleased.
"Forestry Mulcher" - Be honest, you people at DENIS CIMAF Inc. call this thing around the office the FUCK-U-TREE-NATOR 3000, don't you?
If only my Grandaddy had one of these when I was fourteen clearing his land instead of a whip cutter and a dull ax.
Am i the only one here that feel sorry for all that waste on trees? Ok cut them , but it vanish them completely.. What a waste of resources......
is this just your regular beard trim magnified 1000 times?
what kind of world are we leaving ourMMEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRR.....What, I can't hear you!?
Would there be any identifiable trace of potential hippies chained to the trees once they go through this?
+jonharson Hopefully not! However you'd have to be careful bout the Chains. They might mangle those Teeth up!
This is by far the most metal thing I've seen in a while. Brutal.
Almost as effective at killing wood as my mother in law
All I can see is dead zombies. LOTS of dead zombies!
Holy cow! That's some serious tree clearing right there! I didn't know a machine like this even existed.
What's with those ?
No idea. I didn't even know something like this even existed.
Carl Roberts oh okay thanks carl .
Amusing to see so many people complaining about the evils of this machine.... While sitting on their computers, using electricity, most likely living in a city or somewhat urban environment, utilizing the road network, utilising food made through modern farming (ie not gathering berries from nature), etc.
If you find such a machine evil, and not just how the actually technology is used, you probably should stop using all of the things mentioned above.
The paradox of modern life. At first, i was shocked too by our machines. But as soon as I understood that the alternative is chain saws and fires and that land development is necessary, I found that it's a lot more acceptable.
this would be a perfect weapon if we ever had a zombie attack
mafiahalo93 by
Use that machine on humans you could make more progress that way.
I Fight BEARS lol
STARTING WITH SORRY ASS TRUMP
@@sharonbrown4256 start with you.
It needs to be pointed out...that these things are used to help create firebreaks, too. Also, that what USED to happened with organic debris, is it was dozed into a big pile, sloshed with diesel fuel and burned. So for those of you that are so keen on the environment, no; no tree should go that does not have to but if they do better they are mulched than burned. For the misled who worry about CO2 being released, better one diesel machine than a crew with smoky saws, a dozer, then a bonfire. Look at it as things getting better. And maybe soon, perhaps an even better approach can be taken...like companion planting or some efficient way to harvest and reuse all the herbaceous material.
You ever watched any videos about Jean Pain composting?
Seems good for scratching your legs after getting bitten by those fucking mosquitoes.
Imagine using this on fat people. :D
KingFluffs Ooorrrrr. people named kingfluff!?!?
wcresponder I'm faster than fat people though, so I'd put up more of a challenge. :D
Archie Bunker Imagine one of these at the end of a drive through.
+KingFluffs Imagine using this on ignorant people like people like yourself. We wouldn't have Obama as President.
k re Like I said, I'm faster than the fatties. So I'd be a more difficult trophy catch.
Dear Santa...
I will admit that it is a very impressive machine, but what a huge waste of wood.
So can I borrow that for a day... I have some sagebrush that needs clearing and while this would be complete overkill I think it would be most satisfying.
I finally figured out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
my god the industrial age is beautiful
Epic fail machine.
Too pointless and waste of EVERYTHING even time.
blakmira own's this post for his advanced theorims on animal-human relations and their spawns.I can't speak for anyone else, but as a human I've been spinning webs all my life.
I think that may be the most awesome piece of heavy equipment I've ever seen. I have a tear in my eye right now.
There’s a tear in my beer watching this John Deere lol
Cheers from Nakina Ontario Canada
It's like having a real life Eraser from Microsoft Paint :-P
"Hello, JS Tree Removals"
"Yeah I got a couple of trees need removing in my yard, about 35ft I think they're.."
"It's done sir."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Look outside your window sir."
"Holy fu..."
"That's $200. Would you like to pay by credit card or by cheque?"
My first thought when i saw this video was, "Its just gone. The tree is simply not there anymore."
Need to see this swipe through a crowd of zombies.
I spent a non-trivial amount of time figuring how to turn a grain-thresher machine into an anti-zombie vehicle.
V n. V. C. V. V n B v n b. V b. VfB v. V b. V N n n v.
I'm going to attempt to steal one of these when the zombie apocalypse happens.
ctr+z
Finally, a humane method of execution! Perhaps our local constabulary may be persuaded to use this upon the riff-raff.
I enjoy watching these machines but there are more constructive ways to CUT A TREE DOWN
People get paid to do this... My dream job right there.
No firewood for you.
...And now you too can get rid of your middle school bully in a matter of moments. :|
Hey, if you ever need an operator I know a real good one!
Wait till Sonic defeats this Dr. Robotnik machine!
Time to update my Christmas list...
imagine if that were done on a person. would be very gruesome.
Jesus christ thats fuckin frightening lol.
should of had this when clearing land for crops. all those wood chips flung everywhere would do wonders for the health of the soil. Before anyone gets butthurt 90% were invasive cedars we were cutting out and chipping them with a traditional wood chipper for compost. about 3 acres of firehazard joined 25 acres of farmland.
Fern Gully would have been a much shorter movie with these machines.
I Need one of theese in my life. :D
DAMN! I love Videos like this!(Beside The Great Machinery) It brings out all the UNEDUCATED IDIOTS that don't have a clue what they are talking about! You can play with them all day! Except it gets Really Boring after a while> Think I'll go outside, shovel some snow off the lawn and pick some Worms for Ice Fishing.
+SunShine I still want one. It would do wonders clearing out my shooting lanes for deer hunting. It's a bit overgrown, and I'd like to plant some clover there, but it's a lot of work to clear out by hand.
Ikemi Zyn That's COOL Ikemi! Sounds good to me! My original Post was (Part Of) " Great Machinery! It brings out all the UNEDUCATED IDIOTS that don't have a clue what they are talking about!" YOU know what you are talking about! That's an excellent use for this machine! For some reason I like the "Clover" idea? (+1 Buddy)
SunShine Well I live in Minnesota, and you cannot shoot over bait piles. Deer love clover, and you can shoot over what will naturally grow in the area. Once planted the clover will come back year round, enticing deer to the location.
It's legal, and it gives the deer a long time food source as well as a food source for my family. So it's a win win for both us and the deer. Also a field of clover looks amazing.
Ikemi Zyn Great Info Ikemi! I knew there was something I liked about Clover. This part is really good! "it gives the deer a long time food source as well as a food source for my family. So it's a win win for both us and the deer. Also a field of clover looks amazing. On The Money Ikemi! Somehow I had a picture of a Pasture of Clover in your first message. Maybe a Childhood thing that I can't quite bring all the way the back !?
you sure it is only the uneducated idiots?
tried using this thing to clip my toenails once before. Big mistake.
I'm casting this wicked beast in the next Jurassic Park movie as the weapon of choice against any uppity-ass dinosaurs.
It's like an eraser for trees....
Holy sweet tapdancing christ, this makes me sad.
Thats impressive
Al Gore approves!!!
The Coen Brothers just found a new way to kill off a Steve Buscemi character.
Need one for Zombie Apocalypse
Tree and gopher shredder I want one its a ultimate piece of equipment
Oopsy...spotted owl.
This is severely cool. I wouldn't mind being the tree is I got to go down so epically.
Slow moving zombies ruining your day and filling up your backyard? With this machine they quickly go from threat to yard fertilizer in just seconds!
anyone else just climax?
I had a Seppi Flail on my ranch run by a Loader. Same idea but less effective than this machine.
This is how REAL men mow their lawns.
TheJohannes101 sexist, and women
I NEED one of theses because reasons.
What a stupid way to waste ressources...
Jeneke R. What a great way to make mulch
I see another use for this machine. I think this would be the ultimate weapon in a Zombie Apocalypse.
Kinda sad tbh. Destructive, unless totally necessary, and we know its not going to be used when necessary.
oh man, I just LOVE the destruction of nature!
*internet sarcasm*
Yeehaw! Burnin' dinosaurs an killin' trees! Can't wait for the new Walmart to open!
Best zombie weapon ever.
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شركات احفر وادفن غير مهتمه بهذا الاختراع
ما لها سوق عندنا
شركات احفر وادفن غير مهتمه بهذا الاختراع
I would have so much fun taking this thing to Sequoia National Park.
***** The last time I saw such a thing was on Pandora, and it went wrong for the fools who destroyed the trees...
Now that's what I call a hedge-trimmer! :)
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Only when the last tree is cut down and the last river poisoned will we realize that we can't eat money!
Imagine if this was used in war.
New weapon for W40k Dreadnought !
how to fuck up a forest in record time
Lol still how to fuck shit up, and quickly
+deniscimafinc This would actually be amazing for a zombie apocalypse, just mow down entire waves of zombies into minced meat, XD
+deniscimafinc lol I agree with you denis....that would be perfect for the zombie horde!
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+xXxDavexXx still a cool machine though
Hmm... I can see this being put on a robot-suit to great effect...
Fuck yes, I love wasting resources in elaborate videos.
Somebody probably already told this joke but...... "Hey its Chuck Norris's beard trimmer!"
Live Action Fern Gully?
Very humane and likely inexpensive form of capital punishment. That's how I'd want to go.
+deniscimafinc lol made my night
"Take 20 years to grow. Take 20 second to vanish". Denis Cimaf.
Keep your hand off!!!!!
Got Damn!! Talk about hazard pay!!
So it's an Orcs Must Die Wall Grinder on the end of a crane? Jesus.
youre wasting the wood
***** you wont burn it in your furnace or fireplace and get warm, still waste
MrBarto96 burning wood is wasting it, genius. Having it decompose where the tree would have fallen is the only non-wasteful thing, actually
mr1me1317 when you burn wood you release a bunch of CO2 into the atmosphere. When it decomposes naturally, it returns vital nutrients to the ground (not "fermenting"...look up the definition of fermenting) that allow other plants to grow, animals (or humans) to eat those plants, locks in CO2, etc. If we didn't allow wood to decay, our forests would be wastelands.
johnbonjohnvi dude, fuck the atmosphere, what if im fucking cold and i dont have nothing to burn in my furnance but wood? i dont give a fuck about "healthy earth", im burning coal in my furnance at winter but in fall and spring im using wood only because its much cheaper, its simple
MrBarto96 you're cold? buy some wood, genius. This machine doesn't magically make all the wood in the world disappear.
hope you build this into tooth pick machine instead of wasting woods!
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@51 sec its like some sort of techno music.
What's the fucking use for this? u could use in many ways wood , but this? really can't figure out.
Anything for the profit , i got the point. Even destroying the planet and anything on it, just for humans profit.
Faces of Death: Nature Edition
I wonder if whoever designed that thing considered whether the CAT arm could pull it into the operator cab...
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We need this in GTA
Because.. deforestation was taking too long... -.-
yeah but that's mostly natures fault. I'd bet money that forest fires, diseases and beavers take out more trees than man.
What no hippies? I came here to see hippies get mulched !
I now know my weapon of choice for the Zombie Apocalypse
Don't show this to ISIS.
Or the Mafia :(
Now THAT is Heavy Metal! \m/O-O\m/