Lifespan Comparison: The Shortest and Longest Lifespans of Animals

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  • Lifespan Comparison: The Shortest and Longest Lifespans of Animals
    Human beings seem to be at the top of the food chain in the animal kingdom, but some creatures outlast humans in terms of longevity. Animals living on the land, in the air, and in water can last for many decades or even centuries.Lifespan Comparison
    Most animals people come into contact with on a daily basis, such as dogs and cats, will only live a fraction of their owners' lives. But under the right circumstances, many animals worldwide can live for many decades or even centuries.
    In order to find the longest and shortest living animals in the world, 24/7 Wall St. reviewed data in the Human Ageing Genomic Resources database collection -- specifically, the AnAge animal longevity database. These are the longest-living animals in the world.watchdata
    #Lifespan Comparison
    #GlobalRanking

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  • @bayani7626
    @bayani7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15987

    Mayfly: what a good day to die

  • @QKumberZ
    @QKumberZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7608

    Mayfly: "I mayfly today, but I may not tomorrow"

  • @Amazingfriutcake554
    @Amazingfriutcake554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    God: *creates Mayfly*
    God: “You can fly”
    Mayfly: “Yoooo”
    God: “For 24 hours”
    Mayfly: ….

    • @zyreq1494
      @zyreq1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @DON'T I cant even read it bc of the quality🗿

    • @mavi3348
      @mavi3348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zyreq1494 It says 'don't read my channel banner' even though he doesn't have a channel banner

    • @sashimiart2214
      @sashimiart2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha

    • @luisguilherme2403
      @luisguilherme2403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mavi3348 double spamfail 🤣

    • @forgedneon8023
      @forgedneon8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DON'T Reported for spam

  • @ice3302
    @ice3302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Teacher: Did you do the homework
    Mayfly: I'll bring it in tomorrow
    Teacher: Ok
    Teacher: Hol up...

    • @codenamesyveries6766
      @codenamesyveries6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao 🤣😆 good one 👌👌

    • @HarishKumar-fv1uh
      @HarishKumar-fv1uh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣🤣

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The next day
      Teacher:Can I have your homework?
      Mayfly: ye- *proceeds to have 12 simeoultaneous heart attacks*

    • @lookasNash
      @lookasNash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At the funeral the teacher be like bru you never gave me your homework

  • @kikoman360
    @kikoman360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3957

    My cat lived 16 years he passed 3 weeks ago and his birthday was last week. He almost made it to 17years. RIP Maximus I love and miss you.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Rip :(
      My cat died 2 years ago, she was few months away from turning 19
      We got her when I was like 3yo

    • @dothetruffleshuffle6233
      @dothetruffleshuffle6233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I'm deeply sorry for your losses Rick and Jarski, cats are the best.

    • @Kevinopn
      @Kevinopn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      My cat died at 17 years old... but not from an old age... a bastard poisoned her... some people are just disgusting monster with no soul.

    • @judges5258
      @judges5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AMEN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️✝️

    • @alliehamilton-calhoun162
      @alliehamilton-calhoun162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There's never been a single day of my life that I haven't had a cat. I've lost so many over the years; mostly due to kidney failure. I'm sorry your kitty died. The pain doesn't go away, but it gets easier to ignore with time. When you have room in your heart for another, there are so many needing homes & love ❤

  • @thetruthissosimple3860
    @thetruthissosimple3860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    What do you say to death?
    Everyone: Not today
    Mayfly: Today

  • @dakotacollis5123
    @dakotacollis5123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Coral reef: I can live for 4000 years!
    Humanity and pollution: well yes, but actually no.

  • @anameorsomething894
    @anameorsomething894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "The average domestic cow sleeps only about four hours a day"
    You know, im something of a domestic cow myself

    • @rainn_2156
      @rainn_2156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      underrated comment.

    • @anameorsomething894
      @anameorsomething894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rainn_2156 :)

    • @i.cyarrell
      @i.cyarrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so am I, in more ways than one

    • @seanbrummfield448
      @seanbrummfield448 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get some sleep.😂

    • @anameorsomething894
      @anameorsomething894 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanbrummfield448 as of that year, I hadn't had really developed hyperinsomnia (which I think is the name for condition of oversleeping) I now have to sleep 12 hours a day otherwise i feel like crap lol, so now I am...sleeping too much

  • @pppdgdu
    @pppdgdu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    I love how the coolest thing about a guinea pig is "They can break dance"

    • @exposedchaff2867
      @exposedchaff2867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "The american lobster is aggressive"

    • @trevorbeatz5741
      @trevorbeatz5741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@exposedchaff2867 lol

    • @wolfy5svn945
      @wolfy5svn945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      now you can add that they have the same life span as a pigeon.

    • @ziggeu3872
      @ziggeu3872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      G force be like

    • @phillbagnall
      @phillbagnall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love how 1 year is longer than 18 months.

  • @iFigure
    @iFigure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4018

    Murderer: "You have 24 hours to live."
    Mayfly: "Ok, and?"

    • @Jac0bIAm
      @Jac0bIAm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @vanquisher4700
      @vanquisher4700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      The Ring: You will die in Seven days
      Mayfly: I hope you're right or my great great great grandson will be very mad

    • @TheGaming999
      @TheGaming999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Murderer: "You *may* not fly"

    • @coolboysortof2658
      @coolboysortof2658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The mayfly lives like there's no tomorrow.

    • @theguywhodrawsalot7554
      @theguywhodrawsalot7554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When kingpin said “You got 24 hours” he wasn’t kidding

  • @dodo2829
    @dodo2829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Rabbit: "Ok catch ya Tomorrow mayfly!"
    Mayfly: "There's no tomorrow..."

  • @IAmRileyNicole
    @IAmRileyNicole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    The immortal jellyfish has the ability to change back into a baby and re-live their life over and over again. This is why they can live forever, unless eaten of course.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The end shouldn’t even need to be explained. Immortal says it all. Do people not know the definition?

    • @zuri-beltza9826
      @zuri-beltza9826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@erronblack308 ._. the definition doesn't explain why they're immortal

    • @IAmRileyNicole
      @IAmRileyNicole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zuri-beltza9826 exactly ._.

    • @patrickstar8132
      @patrickstar8132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea I read up on it and it's pretty fascinating that they can do that.

    • @pootypootytangtang4k
      @pootypootytangtang4k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oooh thats really cool and ominous and weird

  • @subratabanik3233
    @subratabanik3233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5492

    Other insects: We played a lot today see you'll tomorrow.
    May fly: There is no tomorrow

    • @superbc8109
      @superbc8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      May fly: What does “tomorrow” mean…???

    • @blitzgaming3802
      @blitzgaming3802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@superbc8109 day after today

    • @superbc8109
      @superbc8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@blitzgaming3802 Yeah obviously... But like since may flies only live one day they wouldn't have the concept of days therefore they wouldn't have the concept of ""the day after today." So it's just a joke you know? :P

    • @blitzgaming3802
      @blitzgaming3802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@superbc8109 lol 😀😀😀

    • @nishantbhaskar7685
      @nishantbhaskar7685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@superbc8109 Trying to understand time from their perspectives might be an interesting food for thought.

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    Turtle: "yo catch you tomorrow mayfly"
    Mayfly: "yea sure."
    Mayfly: Last seen online 7 years ago.

    • @dsantrix5154
      @dsantrix5154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Mate im about to cry

    • @JohnkentDaleTTalco
      @JohnkentDaleTTalco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yea its sad seeing someone so nice and good leave forever its like she/hes ur brother man

    • @primalasspid9647
      @primalasspid9647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is just sad ._.

    • @monyetguru
      @monyetguru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unnecessary feels induced comment, why man

    • @soullezz801
      @soullezz801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You win the comment section

  • @marcusgabriel8365
    @marcusgabriel8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Tortoise: “yesterday is pain, tomorrow is a pain, and today is a pain. That is why it’s called the present.”

  • @Nyante
    @Nyante 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:21 "The American lobster is aggressive"
    Honestly, I'm not even surprised

    • @mineandmine4528
      @mineandmine4528 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 I would be too if I know that I’m being caught so they can boil me alive and eat me .

  • @itiswhatitis235
    @itiswhatitis235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5260

    Queen Elizabeth: "I'm going to be quite sad the day my immortal jellyfish dies. Tea anyone?"

    • @musicmisra
      @musicmisra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Lmao

    • @cockslayer5884
      @cockslayer5884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😔

    • @bird..enthusiast
      @bird..enthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha 😄

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      The day the queen dies will be the day when meme culture suffers an irreversible loss

    • @Dan-uf2vh
      @Dan-uf2vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      6:45 hmm... so having no brain or heart is the key. Ancient Egyptians were only half right ^^

  • @vmulti3413
    @vmulti3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    Other animals: Has distinct informations like behaviors and looks
    Guinea Pigs: caN bReaKDAnCe

    • @polyminutes8788
      @polyminutes8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Very distinct indeed

    • @pkdroid3380
      @pkdroid3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh shit my guinea pig is 2 so I got 2 years left

    • @shiy7280
      @shiy7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pkdroid3380 actually, no
      It's not true
      I don't know if that's was sarcasm

    • @pkdroid3380
      @pkdroid3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@shiy7280 i searched it up they live for 8 years.

    • @shiy7280
      @shiy7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pkdroid3380 4-8 years
      The oldest had 15..? I don't really know, something like that

  • @genderfluid0_029
    @genderfluid0_029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I was expecting humans to be further down, most people I've seen die of old age from like 85-95 and some longer

    • @devyboo2
      @devyboo2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Infant mortality rate really lowers the average lifespan quite a bit

    • @omgitzpaige2013
      @omgitzpaige2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      average human lifespan should exclude children and accidents. like, when do most people go when they’re old, you know? probably closer to late 80s or so

    • @gamesuarx
      @gamesuarx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You live in a privileged country.
      People live for about 60-70 years where I'm from.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@devyboo2 yeah but that’s not the actual lifespan at all. If someone gets killed or sole thing that shouldn’t account for the average lifespan by any means. Plus I don’t want to see average. This video doesn’t even say anything about average. I want to see the maximum lifespan of a creature. This video is just not great anyway so whatever I guess.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamesuarx that’s really low…. Considered moving?

  • @mgacy2957
    @mgacy2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Rougheye Rockfish are the longest known living fish on Earth"
    Lake Sturgeon: 152 years

    • @justicelucas1116
      @justicelucas1116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      means it’s been around for longer than other fish

    • @westernstealth873
      @westernstealth873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justicelucas1116 there’s a fish in the Indian Ocean from before insects went out of water… so no

    • @JamieReynolds89
      @JamieReynolds89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the same thing when I saw it lol maybe it's been proven to live the longest or something but it's median expectancy isn't the longest?

  • @joehan7205
    @joehan7205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6716

    "I wish to live 4000 years" Gets turned into a coral reef*

    • @juliusperseus8612
      @juliusperseus8612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      you won't be able to feel... or to regret lol

    • @IammeoramI
      @IammeoramI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Haha global warming go
      Brrrrrrrrr

    • @arolemaprarath3248
      @arolemaprarath3248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@IammeoramI The same carbon make up from the destroyed corals can regrow to a new one with exact bodily structure as the previous body.

    • @miriam7779
      @miriam7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds like fun...

    • @widodoakrom3938
      @widodoakrom3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@arolemaprarath3248 more like ocean acidification

  • @omegalilbchass8270
    @omegalilbchass8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    "Male mosquitoes don't bite" Absolute chads

    • @purplehaze4942
      @purplehaze4942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      putting the thought of other over their own life, giga chad moment

    • @zhenyalemagma1105
      @zhenyalemagma1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean have you ever saw their fucking size? If that thing bit me in the arm I would go and cut my arm off

    • @riiel3474
      @riiel3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zhenyalemagma1105 female mosquitos are bigger

    • @CatsAreAmazing8187
      @CatsAreAmazing8187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@riiel3474 yeah lmao

    • @fsu-chorgz-2490
      @fsu-chorgz-2490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sigma lifestyle

  • @zolathecat1645
    @zolathecat1645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Humans:Every animal dies at one point.
    Turritopsis dohrnii: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @ryvic9021
    @ryvic9021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Imagine the queen ant is giving a speech after their 29th year of reigning and all the powerful ants have been working for the thousand year old colony and some 7 year old comes over with a soccer ball and absolutely KOs your entire kingdom
    (Thanks for the likes lmao, and why tf is the reply section having a whole political conversation about insects)

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or dog
      My dog steps through anthills when I take him out to use the bathroom

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's one of many reasons we're gods compared to insects.

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@felynecomrade imagine of one day some giant just stomps us and wips out half of us

    • @dannydevito7000
      @dannydevito7000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Eh, most of the colony is underground. The kid only destroyed a single entrance.

    • @Julian-hz2fj
      @Julian-hz2fj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@felynecomrade i dont think so, if insects were intelligent enough, and if they learned to hate us, they could easily wipe out the human population. mosquitoes alone already take a lot of lives annually imagine if all insects had the same malicious intent

  • @thetoptige8014
    @thetoptige8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    It’s crazy that there is a shark that’s been alive through the entirety of the United States existence

    • @PussGreyPussMeng
      @PussGreyPussMeng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fish?

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@PussGreyPussMeng wut

    • @GiganticPyro
      @GiganticPyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Until it gets killed by someone in that place.

    • @thetf8142
      @thetf8142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      It’s even crazier to realize that sharks were around on earth before the rings on Saturn formed

    • @r3fotzirx
      @r3fotzirx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Its believed they can get up towards 500 years of age, dont know why the video say 270.

  • @dodo2829
    @dodo2829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fly: hey mos, do you have anything at the weekends?
    Mosquito: Yeah.
    Fly: What?
    Mosquito: My funeral...

  • @butterqueen767
    @butterqueen767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Moles can dig up to 18 feet in one hour!”
    “Pigeons mate for life!”
    *”thëÿ çæń brêâkdåñćė”*

  • @TheSilverShadow17
    @TheSilverShadow17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    So the key secret to immortality is to have no heart or brain apparently. In a literal manner too.

    • @WowCoolKid-su7ic
      @WowCoolKid-su7ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      So karens are immortal?

    • @banksrail
      @banksrail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      @@WowCoolKid-su7ic 6:57 “that is, until a predator pounces.”

    • @WowCoolKid-su7ic
      @WowCoolKid-su7ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@banksrail shut up

    • @Battlebox0
      @Battlebox0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@WowCoolKid-su7ic shut up

    • @abioticlife9087
      @abioticlife9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@banksrail the predator? Must be the manager

  • @tsuma2619
    @tsuma2619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Imagine being stuck in a loop of Mayfly reincarnation only to get stuck as a coral reef for 4000 years

    • @Kristjan0209
      @Kristjan0209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think the immortal jelly is both of these in one

    • @TheDas1888
      @TheDas1888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂 Bruh really... Let me be a human pffttt...

    • @muhammadmustafa4731
      @muhammadmustafa4731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is no reincarnation

    • @sucumbindo4021
      @sucumbindo4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@muhammadmustafa4731 "imagine"

    • @thirst8015
      @thirst8015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@buttslayer5534 you're practically dead because they have no heart or brains.
      So you won't fell a sense of time

  • @joeylawn36111
    @joeylawn36111 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It should be noted on those insects at the beginning that have supposedly such short lives - the truth is that the life length listed is not for their whole lives, but their lives as Adults....the Mayfly for example can live for years in the water as a nymph before becoming an adult.

  • @tel780
    @tel780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Mayfly is called "onedayfly" in Germany (and perhaps in other languages, too)

  • @wumbo484
    @wumbo484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    housefly lifespan: 15-25 days
    houseflies when they are in my house: 15-25 years

    • @Ghost-vd5kw
      @Ghost-vd5kw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Relatable

    • @stopit8022
      @stopit8022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well houseflies reproduce so it's probably their offspring.

    • @e-m-f6265
      @e-m-f6265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stopit8022 bro it was a joke lmaoooo

    • @Reptilebrotha
      @Reptilebrotha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is this so funny 💀💀

    • @duskmanepokemon4943
      @duskmanepokemon4943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stopit8022 r/wooosh

  • @Monkboy1
    @Monkboy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    The fact that a Queen ant can live for 20-30 years baffles me.

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      they are very rare though, like 1 in a million

    • @QQQQQAQQQQQ
      @QQQQQAQQQQQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I was surprised there are 100 year old lobsters.

    • @richmondjay8614
      @richmondjay8614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@oksowhat I killed 20 queen ants this year
      They are beautiful but I don’t wanna start a colony in the house

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@richmondjay8614 i have killed only one, and regret till this day, i was a kid, saw a foot long ant mountain, kicked it with full potential, probably kiling the queen bcz there was one big ant, not only the ants took the shit out of me, my parents too when they came to know i did what, they did't even gave me proper food for a week.

    • @richmondjay8614
      @richmondjay8614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oksowhat oh ant bites kind of hurts

  • @juanjinatorhernandez4483
    @juanjinatorhernandez4483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When you notice chickens can live for 9 years but we makes them fullygrow in 30 days
    Sad

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The mayfly and mosquito has to swap life spans, mosquitoes doesn’t even deserve to exist 🗿

  • @Ansachu
    @Ansachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    Human: "Look.. I made it to 100!"
    Turtle: "Nobody cares.."
    Coral reef: "You made it through infancy. Kudos?"
    Jellyfish: "kill me.."

    • @Real_gandalf
      @Real_gandalf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Medic: ”Later.”

    • @7gears312
      @7gears312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      turtle be like just please end my pain

    • @Josh0639
      @Josh0639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      most of these jellyfish dont live as long as a coral reef, they just have the ABILITY to

    • @WatersAbove77
      @WatersAbove77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The jellyfish cant think though it doesn’t have a brain. Greenland shark is pretty impressive though.

    • @octavio675
      @octavio675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's a kudos?

  • @vlover15OO
    @vlover15OO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    "Genie i want to live forever"
    Genie: "you sure?"
    "Yep"
    Genie: "its jellyfish time."
    "Wait....what?"

    • @cne1976
      @cne1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      weebfish

    • @Typicali
      @Typicali 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @snapeinvader6208
      @snapeinvader6208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      2nd wish:
      "I want to be an immortal human being"
      "Okay, Queen Elizabeth it is"
      "Wait-"

    • @damotoneko1500
      @damotoneko1500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You're now immortal with unlimited youth. But you're the size of a pinky...

    • @ms.yawhaw8831
      @ms.yawhaw8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snapeinvader6208 blob

  • @calzabbath
    @calzabbath ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My Siamese cat Macarena made it to 17 years until she passed away from renal failure. Always an elegant, classy lady who’s dearly missed in the house. Rest In peace Maca, we love you.

    • @Ertto54
      @Ertto54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip. I love my cat. Can’t imagine how hard it is, seeing as how I’ve never had a pet until my current cat.

    • @Nemofishman
      @Nemofishman ปีที่แล้ว

      we had a cat from late 2003 until october 23, 2021. was 18 current cat is 5.

  • @frankcrisostomo8724
    @frankcrisostomo8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Human's lifespan is 68-73 years*
    Centenarian: HOLD MY TEA!

  • @etres_
    @etres_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    "Rougheye rockfish is the longest known living fish on earth!" Shows another fish that lives longer

    • @zade8586
      @zade8586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lol right

    • @_x_m_m_6976
      @_x_m_m_6976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I believe that other ones are more so estimations while a particular Rougheye fish specimen was found was the oldest fish in the world. I could be wrong tho

    • @AtarahDerek
      @AtarahDerek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@_x_m_m_6976 Current record holder is the Greenland shark at 400+. Beat that, Rocky.

    • @xashfordx
      @xashfordx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @ICEGalaxy A shark is a fish.

    • @Seby28
      @Seby28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @ICEGalaxy A shark is a fish.

  • @farisalmaskati
    @farisalmaskati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Every other animal: *intresting facts*
    Guinea pigs: *THEY CAN BREAK DANCE*

    • @k1dnt
      @k1dnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cat can too

    • @hugoland9027
      @hugoland9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean that’s an interesting fact

    • @strongcool
      @strongcool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y

    • @MintyMiku
      @MintyMiku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They love to popcorn

    • @XxMr_eggxX
      @XxMr_eggxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can they tho?

  • @gbrea6137
    @gbrea6137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Coral Reef:"I can live for up to 4000 years!"
    Pollution: *"Not if I can help it"*

  • @evanmorris7519
    @evanmorris7519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m a bee keeper and honey bees don’t live 5 years. They have a 12-15 week life span but then right before winter they have bees that will (if all goes well) live for a couple months until spring.

  • @duruk2167
    @duruk2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    It shows that most of the water animal live longer

    • @starless1759
      @starless1759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Slower metabolism. Yes.

    • @chawngkhelvung9104
      @chawngkhelvung9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      So.. Drink more water 😂

    • @Fiddledeedoo
      @Fiddledeedoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @RAYHAN REHEMA PUTRA breathe water

    • @xgalaxykitty24xaj39
      @xgalaxykitty24xaj39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@Fiddledeedoo no, be the water.

    • @farko1446
      @farko1446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And turtles

  • @danindraadirajasa8215
    @danindraadirajasa8215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!"
    "My immortal jellyfishes, Dad."

    • @Andre-lv7zu
      @Andre-lv7zu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Invencible's reference?

    • @blackchrysler
      @blackchrysler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Among us reference?

    • @classicbirdman5794
      @classicbirdman5794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shang chi reference ?

    • @poggerwhite
      @poggerwhite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is that a... is that a MFIN BREAKING BAD REFERENCE

    • @fluffydestroyer5482
      @fluffydestroyer5482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that a Jojo reference?!?!

  • @turnstilerockets
    @turnstilerockets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here's a fact about why mayflies live such short lives: They spend most of their years as nymphs! When they become adults, they're only given a day to mate! They cannot eat in adult form!

  • @DustyTheKitty
    @DustyTheKitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The human lifespan felt a bit low on this, then I remembered its probably taking every part of the world into that and averaging it out.

    • @widodoakrom3938
      @widodoakrom3938 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeag human can reach +100 years old specially the rich ones

    • @victuz
      @victuz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@widodoakrom3938 Only with extensive medical care and a healthy lifestyle you can live that much and well though. People who eat junk food, who don't sleep plenty, and who keep stressing over things and don't respect their own body limits end up living many decades less than that.

  • @ReaderPaperPlains
    @ReaderPaperPlains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    "The average domestic cow sleeps only about four hours a day."
    Me: _Maybe I'm a cow_

  • @kob5840
    @kob5840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "Everything must come to an end"
    Turritopsis dohrnii: "Ha you thought"

    • @purplehaze4942
      @purplehaze4942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      its predators: you were saying?

    • @Rose-vq6vd
      @Rose-vq6vd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His name is Steven

    • @KathleenFeliciano
      @KathleenFeliciano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanos' (im)mortal enemy

    • @JrRosales100
      @JrRosales100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some kid comes up with a shiv tapped to a stick lmao R.I.P

    • @gglanouille3060
      @gglanouille3060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly, it's environment changes and death of kinda anything in water (because humanity + world = 🤦) that'll cause the end of the endless life of those beautiful beings, in my opinion.

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There are a lot of golden typos here but
    “Despite the ;ack of any organs, they cn fee and re-produce”
    might be my favorite. Mans couldn’t even make sure the words were made of letters

  • @islatoz7171
    @islatoz7171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I would like to live forever" *Proceeds to get turned in to a Turritopsis Dohrnii.*

  • @Amy-si8gq
    @Amy-si8gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    hunter: tries to kill whale
    whale: fights back
    hunter: WTF IS THIS SOME SORT OF DEVIL FISH

    • @DrDrake-lq8nh
      @DrDrake-lq8nh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mammal

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a fish.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DrDrake-lq8nh Hunters were quite dumb back then.

    • @GodlyDra
      @GodlyDra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MammalianCreature
      Tbf we didn’t have any real definitions for different animal types back then.
      Sea animals were all fish.
      Land animals were land animals.
      Nowadays it’s different, but there is a difference between being dumb and definitions not existing at the time.

    • @ihatelife5464
      @ihatelife5464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MammalianCreature we didn’t have internet at the time, or lots of devices to record things.

  • @superiormike1813
    @superiormike1813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    “Male mosquito doesn’t drink blood” Real chad straight up!

    • @hugoland9027
      @hugoland9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What

    • @Sipsipsip600
      @Sipsipsip600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hugoland9027 shut it

    • @noluck2k583
      @noluck2k583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sipsipsip600 AKUMPO!!! 😱😱😱🥵😱😱😱😱😱😩😩😩😖☹️☹️😩😩😭🥵🤢🤮🤮😱😱😱😱

    • @Fantallana
      @Fantallana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that why they die so fast? They just don’t “eat?” Well correlation not causation I guess, they aren’t meant to eat because they don’t live long anyway.

    • @perseo10000
      @perseo10000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Fantallana well, they dont drink blood, their main source of food is flower's polen.

  • @deadramaster
    @deadramaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great white shark "largest predatory fish"
    Orca: You wanna bet chief?

    • @TheVirtualace666
      @TheVirtualace666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orca - Fish? Really?

    • @deadramaster
      @deadramaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheVirtualace666 hahah finally! Only took 7 hours

  • @isaactheluthier2593
    @isaactheluthier2593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Pigeon is bogus. My dad has had homing pigeons nearly his whole life. I would say 10-15 years is typical in captivity, though he had one that lived 20 years (2000-2020, and has at least two others in their upper teens alive now.
    This can be verified because they were banded as hatchlings.

    • @cottontdsq_612
      @cottontdsq_612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it’s an average otherwise this entire list would be wrong.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cottontdsq_612 this ain’t even good with averages lol.

  • @zchr15t1anx
    @zchr15t1anx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    In case anyone was wondering, the immortal jellyfish lives “forever” by resetting its stage in life.

    • @willtavares9605
      @willtavares9605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      So it kinda uses save state/load state?

    • @zchr15t1anx
      @zchr15t1anx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@willtavares9605 exactly

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It factory resets from an earlier date

    • @clorinde69
      @clorinde69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Damn there must be a way humans can copy that somehow

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@willtavares9605 it Ben buttons

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Goldfish: Natural lifespan of up to 40 years
    Pet Goldfish: dead in a week
    Me: And that, Billy, is why you're not getting a dog.

    • @sticksterstickme986
      @sticksterstickme986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah I have a neighbor who takes really good care of their goldfish. That bastard has been alive since 2002. Still going strong apparently.

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Most goldfish die prematurely because people don't bother to read up their requirements in fish tank size. They literally intoxicate on the chemicals that decompose from their poop, which wouldn't happen if they had enough water to dilute them

    • @handleisclever
      @handleisclever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated comment

    • @rachelburke5505
      @rachelburke5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My grandma had glofish bettas. They have lived for 10 years (I’m only 5 years older than her oldest one)

  • @RWMYT
    @RWMYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A mayfly is practically alive for nothing
    Lol 0:01
    Mayfly: "yay I'm alive and I can fly"
    The next day: "dies"

  • @RoboZech
    @RoboZech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Humans: CryoSleep
    turritopsis dohrnii: Hold my beer

  • @DaNomadLad
    @DaNomadLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Live as if today’s your last day
    Mayfly: Indeed

    • @ms.yawhaw8831
      @ms.yawhaw8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadsad

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, if you don't have time to comprehend time, then there's no time like the present.

    • @pushyslayer4561
      @pushyslayer4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      meets May Fly
      Them "Hey you must be MayFly, nice to meet you.."
      MayFly "Its DayFly, Typo on birth certificate"

  • @cheems8566
    @cheems8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    House Fly: i can roam in this house for 25 days!
    Electric Fly Swatter: how bout 1 sec

    • @tasis3835
      @tasis3835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ahahahaha same with dogs on my grass

    • @dagtheking5739
      @dagtheking5739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where's your third eyelid?

    • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
      @ArmoredChocoboLPs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have tremendous crushing force, does it really need to electrocute them, too?

  • @thompsonminaopuye4849
    @thompsonminaopuye4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gray whale: fights back when hunted
    Humans: devil fish

  • @ryan_ra
    @ryan_ra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You only live once."
    Turritopsis dohrnii : Once is enough.

  • @Big-Chungus21
    @Big-Chungus21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Rougheye rockfish: “longest living fish”
    2 seconds later
    Lake sturgeon: lives even longer

    • @tktrash6843
      @tktrash6843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Little misleading yeah. Individual rockfish can live up to 200+ . I guess as an average they lowered it.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right after making that supposedly factual statement, the video proceeds to show two more fish.

    • @DJNefarious447
      @DJNefarious447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he means the most amount of time without evolving

    • @sikroboskop3121
      @sikroboskop3121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean sturgeons don't have bones so maybe longest living bony fish??

    • @Chris-pm1ff
      @Chris-pm1ff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Greenland shark: *lives even longer*

  • @ekosubandie2094
    @ekosubandie2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    The secret to Turritopsis immortality is that they can revert themselves back to polyp stage of their life whenever they're injured or sick and start over again from there.
    Long story short, these lil' fellas literally cheated their potential death scenario by having build-in biological equivalent of restart/reload save option in their cells.

  • @magicalcapi9148
    @magicalcapi9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    now: "Geo...duck? Sounds like Geodude! I wonder how they look like..."
    later: "OH.NO."

  • @82SSchultz
    @82SSchultz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Interesting video, though I am sure I have read the Greenland Shark can live up to an estimated 400 years or so. Also the Hydra is immortal too.

  • @zurajanaikatsurada1639
    @zurajanaikatsurada1639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Someone on their dying moments:
    "I wish I could live longer in my next life."
    That person:
    *turns into a coral reef*

    • @gleqy
      @gleqy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *ship lays the anchor*
      * instantly dies *

    • @jacobjonesofmagna
      @jacobjonesofmagna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rather be a Quaking Aspen, but Coral Reef sounds not so bad

    • @erenyeager3873
      @erenyeager3873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Zura Sakata Gintoki Des

    • @sashascorpse2670
      @sashascorpse2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erenyeager3873 don't you dare laugh on my death again.. Usurper eren yeager

    • @Shadowwrath-xv6sj
      @Shadowwrath-xv6sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sashascorpse2670 eren janai Ereh da

  • @toni6057
    @toni6057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Mayfly: I have a life expectancy of 24 hours
    Relationship of 14 y/o: pathetic...

    • @platypuswithaphone8590
      @platypuswithaphone8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Underrated asf

    • @danceman6188
      @danceman6188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My relationships be like I am 19 but cant make it work for some reason

    • @trn1446
      @trn1446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@danceman6188 My brother is 19 and he has the same girlfriend since he was 15 lol.
      I'm 15 and don't ike anyone, no girl or guy since i'm 11. I hope i can like someone lol. I miss those feelings

    • @danceman6188
      @danceman6188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trn1446 shit man I have the same no feelings almost for girls and absolutly not for men

    • @toecollector9329
      @toecollector9329 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trn1446 so are you 15 or are you 11? If you don't know what I'm talking about just re-read your comment

  • @alejocorsaro1247
    @alejocorsaro1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blue Whales: largest animals to have lived on Earth.
    Dinosaurs: are we a joke to you?

  • @Sivarajan24
    @Sivarajan24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting & never knew about some animals lifespans before. Thanks for it. 🙏

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I love how some of the images are realistic while others are cartoonish. I don't know why that gets me 😅

    • @TheInfamousDope
      @TheInfamousDope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dude is using the first pngs that pop up

  • @neodintchly
    @neodintchly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Mayflies live primarily in their larvae stage or something, they just turn to their adult form for 24 hours to mate then they die, their actual lifespan is something like a year

    • @butter5649
      @butter5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      so their larvae stage is around a year?

    • @frostincubus4045
      @frostincubus4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@butter5649 yup

    • @justmehi5000
      @justmehi5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And just to die in one day.

    • @regularhuman95
      @regularhuman95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He didnt even mention cicadas. They too live for 17+ years.

    • @leonelendruw6982
      @leonelendruw6982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like caterpillar right if they didn't turn into buttefly they will have longest life

  • @silver_tomato2180
    @silver_tomato2180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A mayfly born in the morning would have absolutely no concept of days and would just assume that life began with light and ended with darkness.
    Conversely one born at night would assume that the world would only get brighter as it approached death.

  • @danielthesaint
    @danielthesaint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine having the lifespan of a Mayfly. You’ll basically be struggling with an adulthood full of debt by the 12 hour mark.

  • @amonke865
    @amonke865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    6:42 Fun fact: Giant tube sponge (and other sponge animals) can move as larva, but are immobile as adults. They eat tiny nutritious debris by absorbing it. Sponges lack most organs and tissues, which is why they have to eat tiny nutritious debris

    • @arjuntb1204
      @arjuntb1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow

    • @ronggu5070
      @ronggu5070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @themaker001 Same with my dad

    • @tigerthewatcher875
      @tigerthewatcher875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beleza corno

    • @daniel-1489
      @daniel-1489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have to eat tiny nutritious debris.
      Sounds like me in the last few days before payday.

  • @zecrets
    @zecrets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    There's probably a Shark, and a Tortoise, who have seen 1800's and are dying to tell the world about it. Wish I can talk to them

    • @mohammedtawheed429
      @mohammedtawheed429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ahh, the wise master oogway, guess his time hasn't come.

    • @azo2838
      @azo2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What about the jellyfish that saw adam bum eve

    • @AdmiralHypopheralcus
      @AdmiralHypopheralcus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As some Greenland sharks are said to live 500 years there may be the one oldest of all Greenland sharks out there who was born while Henry VIII killed his wifes...

  • @InTheDark97
    @InTheDark97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Internet: Guinea pigs can make over 9 different and unique sounds based on their mood.
    This video: They can break dance
    🤔

  • @taze27
    @taze27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the pictures of the animals are hilarious. It represents them so well. Haha!

  • @satoshigekkouga2892
    @satoshigekkouga2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Common goldfish: 40 years
    My goldfish: Am I a joke to you

    • @kizuna2225
      @kizuna2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where do you or did you keep them?

    • @oxeroth
      @oxeroth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I never got a goldfish to live past 5 years

    • @safty9820
      @safty9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      That’s because most of us really cause their death because we don’t how to treat them right or put them in the right environment
      But In Nature they do live that long

    • @kizuna2225
      @kizuna2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@safty9820 yea, thats why enviromentalists beg people not to release their goldfish, they are resilient, huge and invasive to pretty much every area.

    • @kizuna2225
      @kizuna2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@oxeroth because they need a crap ton of space, not those small fish bowls, they need a proper tank and filtration, just like any other fish you can own.

  • @AsaMitakaToilet
    @AsaMitakaToilet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    “The average cow sleep only about four hours a day” me: suddenly start mooing

    • @shirool1142
      @shirool1142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @OneFortyFour its essential for the body

    • @Husdajukies
      @Husdajukies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Leiden sleeping is the best

    • @milkuetea
      @milkuetea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Leiden yeah, we apparently sleep for 1/3 of our lives if i remember correctly, so basically it's like ordering a pizza and it already has 3 slices missing... But paying in full price

    • @slansmsmss
      @slansmsmss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Leiden From not sleeping, you can have heart failure, heart attacks, get diabetes, and you are much higher at risk of getting sick. it also shortens your lifespan.

    • @presidentnoob4798
      @presidentnoob4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Leiden having fun with the notifications?

  • @Phatnaru0002
    @Phatnaru0002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's crazy to consider that there may be jellyfish alive today that were born in medieval time, or possibly sooner.

  • @buttert5091
    @buttert5091 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music and the scrolling facts, talk about zoning you out, really interesting

  • @_GLXC
    @_GLXC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    18 months is longer than 1 year, that jellyfish got robbed

    • @kenyalmb
      @kenyalmb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @adayexpired6370
      @adayexpired6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenyalmb The mouse after the jellyfish had 1 year. The jellyfish had 18 months and should have been listed after.

    • @KnockKnockOpenUp
      @KnockKnockOpenUp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr bruh

  • @isaiahjupo6195
    @isaiahjupo6195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Correction:
    ONLY the Queen honey bees can live up to 5 years!
    The worker bees live for about 6 months if born during the winter and 5 weeks if born during the summer. In the summer they work themselves to death haha that’s the only thing that the bee movie got right.

  • @InaccurateAPE
    @InaccurateAPE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Male mosquitos : I died in 1 week
    Drone ant : I died in 3 days
    Mayfly : I died in 1 day
    Jellyfish with no brains : bloop bloop?

  • @skurblord3401
    @skurblord3401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rougheye Rockfish: The longest living fish on earth.
    *Two slides later
    Lake Sturgeon: I'm even older.

  • @sreeharimadhu6885
    @sreeharimadhu6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    4:20 The way that olm is looking right at his backend, I do feel that a lifespan of *69* years is just perfect for him.

  • @sp_ce.
    @sp_ce. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    A mayfly actually doesn’t live for 1 day at all. The fly lives for a day, but the larva lives for almost a year

    • @MeldinX2
      @MeldinX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Larva does not count! :D

    • @TwinIgnis
      @TwinIgnis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      So they just don't wanna take the responsibility of adult life

    • @redzy5906
      @redzy5906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wat

    • @danielfuentes2999
      @danielfuentes2999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah there's a bunch of mistakes with this list. Tautara have lived for almost 150 years before

    • @jermainechambers6977
      @jermainechambers6977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@danielfuentes2999 not to mention human lifespan being only 68-73 years and a few spelling errors. I know it would be a stretch to say the human lifespan is 80-130 years but at least raise it to like 70-75. A healthy human shouldn’t be dying to old age at 68 years only, at least in most countries.

  • @floquarius
    @floquarius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good Video with great music...
    I MUST KNOW THIS SONG

  • @DryLuckyCharms69420
    @DryLuckyCharms69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Guinea pigs: *breakdances*

  • @randomguy-kd7wj
    @randomguy-kd7wj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "The average domestic cow sleeps around only 4 hours a day"
    Me: am i a domestic cow?

    • @Cwuka
      @Cwuka 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @warangelthelight2077
      @warangelthelight2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You said not me

    • @valvenator
      @valvenator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine that, the most boring life in the world and awake for 20 hours a day.

    • @randomguy-kd7wj
      @randomguy-kd7wj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Obscure Anomaly ):

    • @steirqwe7956
      @steirqwe7956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, you are wild one. Majestic and free as the wind.

  • @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567
    @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    dragonfly: see you tomorrow at the family reunion
    mayfly:

    • @BlizzardPeak
      @BlizzardPeak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless it’s a lucky one they can live up to 48hours sometimes.

    • @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567
      @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlizzardPeak What if they reschedule it the day after tomorrow for some stupid reason

    • @BlizzardPeak
      @BlizzardPeak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 then poor mayfly

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      turritopsis dohrnii: cant wait for my next birthday
      mayfly: your what?

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      mayfly are luckey they lose their virginity the earliest in the whole animal kindom

  • @akshatsharma5711
    @akshatsharma5711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The videos are all good but i have to say the music man, it's like you're trying to make a normal comparison list into an epic saga

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn’t need this. I was curious and it didn’t ruin me, but my cat is 11-12 and seeing 16 as the average made me sad. Our longest lived to date made it to somewhere around 17. And the oldest one I’ve ever personally known was a female who was still active and healthy at 20. The oldest cat ever lived to 38. I love my cat and I miss his sisters to this day.

    • @maggiethegamer1271
      @maggiethegamer1271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, don't worry! It's just the average year. This video says that dogs live to 13 while our neighbor's dog lived to 20. There's even some cats that lived to 36!

    • @tonymccarthy6713
      @tonymccarthy6713 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have 4 cats. The youngest is 6 months, there are 3 that are about 2.5 yo and the eldest who is 19yo. We lost our baby about 3 years ago, she was nearly 21yo. 7:08

  • @equanimity92
    @equanimity92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    The Birds have some incredible LifeSpans! I guess people arent messing around when they say they can easily outlive their owners when they are kept as pets.

    • @alphaduck2926
      @alphaduck2926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My cockatiel was 23 years old when it died. Unfortunately I outlived him and only by a little, because humans only live till 70 or less these days. I’m still sad that my little bird has passed away, but soon I’ll find me another one to fill the void. They are cute little bastards

    • @EmorSceneForME
      @EmorSceneForME 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alphaduck2926 you made everyone just cry

    • @joshirelax1071
      @joshirelax1071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmorSceneForME yeh my nan has 2 birds that are over 18 crazy to think their older than me they also must be going crazy in that cage for modt of their life dont get me wrong my nan looks after them greatly but last time they escaped they ran into the bushes and my nan cried she got em back tho

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshirelax1071, does she have a good cage with a lot of space for them that has toys?

    • @joshirelax1071
      @joshirelax1071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Andyatl2002 yeh

  • @jymeeverse
    @jymeeverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Philosopher: What would you do if you only had 24 hrs?
    Mayfly: *scream and annoy everything*

  • @forsakengentleman8052
    @forsakengentleman8052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The conclusion:
    I need to get a Macow that is the same age as me. Perfect lifetime bond.

  • @crusaderfreeman8625
    @crusaderfreeman8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Girlfriend: Nothing lasts forever...
    Turritopsis dohrnii: Am i a joke to you?

  • @Vincent_Kouri
    @Vincent_Kouri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “Gold fish actually see more colors than humans”
    If that’s the case… what other colors can they see?

    • @RAMA-oq3pj
      @RAMA-oq3pj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Ultraviolet or Infrared colors, of course you can't just imagine them

    • @reggie7716
      @reggie7716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think some snakes can see in the infrared spectrum if I remember correctly.

    • @rx10
      @rx10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Deez Nuts

    • @absolutehuman951
      @absolutehuman951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nonspectral colors exist too. So like combinations of some others

    • @jorozz_0840
      @jorozz_0840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They can see Maron, Flen, Sigerus, Drein.