Your ability to convey both traditionally masculine and feminine aspects of a human make it so you provide a wide variety of content that no one else can. It truly is lovely!
I love that you start your videos right at 0:00! Everything else is about as flawless as it can be, but the fact that you waste no time getting into the relaxation is what really gets me. Keep up the good work, your videos make so many people happy, and I'm glad that I can be one of them!
You do something very few ASMR artists can-and that’s create an atmosphere and a mood inside your own little universe. No unintelligible whispering or jarring face making. Straight to the point and very natural. Cheers👍🏻
Not only is your voice and role play top shelf, your visual triggers are the best I've seen. I'm ready to fall asleep but I can't quit watching you as always.
I love how soothing his voice is….he knows how to provide all the tingles without having to sound like he has a wad of slime between his cheek and gum!!! 😂😁👍🏼
Another great video. 👌 How are you not a world famous model or actor with your looks and voice? I hear the search is still on for a new James Bond............😉
River really gives that calming, authoritative presence that's really rare. Like, I know it's a role play, but I still find myself completely trusting your expertise. Gives that safe feeling of knowing you're in good hands. I come back to this video over and over because of that.
I'm flabbergasted. I just came from the "Measuring your face" video, and I was absolutely taken by your fairness because from the start I was like "Oh dear, this beauty looks so much like an elf, this is pure gold~", and now I'm genuinely stunned by your beauty (aha!) once again because I was honestly convinced you were a woman, thus naturally I just fell for you as a man as well! You are one GRACIOUS being, did you know that? I'm really trying, but it's difficult to convey in words what words do not measure. I do honestly hope that this giddy comment translates to you all the excitement I felt and I'm positive I could steal a smile from you with my astonished reaction, it was indeed hilarious. Just let me add one last thing? I know an artist when I see one, and rumors that one of Rivendell's elves are still missing!
I loveee both your masculine and feminine side 💙 both voices are amazing and you always look great ☺️ ps.. I’m glad you don’t make those weird noises and make up sounds when doing videos like this. this is perfect
I love the simple fact you do not need many luxurious and expensive props for just one video. I love your creativity and imagination of combing hair and cutting hair without a wig or whatever you may need as a sound for hair! Love every video you do 🥰
not that I enjoy getting overly personal on the internet, but I've been in and out of doctor's appointments all week following an emergency hospital trip. This video is exactly what I needed to relax tonight ❤😴
Just flew back into Melbourne today after a short trip to London. It's morning but I couldn't sleep on the plane, so now it's time to lie back and watch not one, but two new videos from my favourite Londoner. Is that irony? Perhaps not, but thank you as always.
This is quite nice, not too far off at all from my regular haircuts. I usually just thin out and cut my hair a few centimeters, to keep it at a comfortable length. The sounds of scissors and dryers were very homely. It's also just nice to hear positive comments from a gentleman like yourself, gives a real boost for the mood - come to think of it, this reminds me to reserve a time for another haircut...
I watch this video at least once a week and it always gives me insane tingles! My body basically goes numb. Perfect video for when I can’t sleep. Thank you River!
So. I found you during an incredibly late night where my usual triggers weren't working to sleep and I found your gentlemans shoe fitting video. Now i'm obsessed because I live for your accent and it's become a whole relaxing thing on it's own for me.
You have such a dominant vibe about everything thing you do from your voice to your hand motions to the set of your shoulders and I’m honestly here for all of it 😂🙌🏻
This is great..... Closed my eyes and I was in the barbers chair.... Can't wait to use this to help me nod off later. Fantastic, thank you. River really is my best subscription. Varied and regular new content, all being creatively produced using his exceptional ability.
I always love B&W. Another lovely vid. Thank you. Nearly caught up now with all your content. I hope you and yours are all keeping safe and well in these unprecedented times. X
Amazing asmr artist and an actor!! I love everything about you! You do you and never apologize!!!! LOVE it!!! Please don't ever stop being yourself....its what makes you , you! Its what makes you special!!!🥰😍😘💕💋
Quite the quality performance. Probably my favorite haircut video to date, kudos for the effort put into making the hand movements genuine to a real salon visit. Glad to of found the channel :)
This was the first video of yours I came across & it gave me the most intense tingles I'd had in years!! Now I'm hooked & I'm a huge fan, love you you beautiful charming man thank you for all your amazing work😘✨
Always a fan of the channel River. Love how you are so different from others and are not ashamed of it. Keep up the amazing work which won’t be hard because you are in fact, amazing.
Thank you so much for always putting me to sleep. Some people like to watch the same asmr videos, but for some reason not me. But I don’t have to worry about that since you upload new videos so often. Again mate you’re much appreciated, you help me deal with my insomnia. Much love ❤️
Sooooo good. Just randomly found your channel and thought “a Lucius Malfoy video would be perfect” and I was pleased to see you already have one! Will be watching that next. Thanks for sharing!
Your ‘kindly note’ section in the description is hilarious and so right on, went from being relaxed to laughing out loud - know what I mean, jellybean? Such amazing content by the way, my only disappointment is that I hadn’t found you sooner! Keep doing you lovely xo
You know River is amazing when I'm clicking on the video as soon as I see it posted!! Another amazing video... it actually made me miss having long hair!!
My dear I would send you diamonds if I could! But I'll have to settle for sending you praise and good wishes. Love your content river. If it doesn't immediately get me to sleep, it makes me laugh and forget the days troubles for a time. Howdy and lots of love from Texas hun ;*
I find it quite amusing how you're such a softy in your videos but in the description you're a bit of a hard ass! 😂 Still love your videos and look forward to seeing more! The first video I've ever seen of yours was a shoe fitting for a gentleman.
Brilliant! This is talent. This video is close to the very relaxing experience I have at the barber shop. I ask the barber somehow to make it last all day. I get SO deeply relaxed and doze just as I did during this video. I say I know other customers are waiting but explain to them that I don’t want this to end. I also relax with Bob Ross. I know ads are necessary but when they come up, I wake up like when Bob takes his paint brush and “ beats the devil out of it!” The dentist and other dental pros have the same effect on me. I actually doze and snore during dental work...even having a root canal. They explain that they can’t do their thing if I wear my CPAP mask! I am a fan! Great work!
ah finally fucking good hairdresser asmr with asmrtist who doesn't shy to almost touch the camera thanks for realistic hand movements i trust you to do mY LIFE
Your ability to convey both traditionally masculine and feminine aspects of a human make it so you provide a wide variety of content that no one else can. It truly is lovely!
River is probably the best-kept secret in ASMR right now (and shouldn't be a secret by any means). Cadence and timbre are almost hypnotic.
Well said.
Really have to wonder if he’s a real person or a robot.
It's a crime this man doesn't have more subs, I am contacting the supreme court.
Gurnsy 19 lll sign the petition too
You mean the subpreme court?
Gurnsy 19 you got in his new video dude
sonny andreotte ahhh good one
please do, I'm signing too
I love that you start your videos right at 0:00! Everything else is about as flawless as it can be, but the fact that you waste no time getting into the relaxation is what really gets me. Keep up the good work, your videos make so many people happy, and I'm glad that I can be one of them!
'' you trust me to do my thing? ''
*I trust you to do ALL THE THINGS*
Tried my best, my mind went straight for the gutter!!
So apparently Cate Blanchett and Jude Law had a baby who turn out to be very sexy! :D
That's exactly what I was thinking OMG It's creepy
I love the way you use your hands to mimic holding the hair and pulling it away from the face. I can FEEEEEL the comb against my cheeks. I love it :D
Haunted Mushrooms ASMR I can't. God damn you stubble why do you refuse to grow!!!
Geez.. I was thinking the same thing! A hairstylist Ina past life, perhaps?.. haha. Marvelous job!!
Finally a haircut asmr with lots of clipping sounds, usually asmrtists hold back with the scissors ✂ 10/10 would visit this salon again
You do something very few ASMR artists can-and that’s create an atmosphere and a mood inside your own little universe. No unintelligible whispering or jarring face making. Straight to the point and very natural. Cheers👍🏻
Not only is your voice and role play top shelf, your visual triggers are the best I've seen. I'm ready to fall asleep but I can't quit watching you as always.
The best comb /hand movements I've seen. Are you an actual hairdresser because A+
Pretty Thoughtful what’re you talking about...he’s S++
Wonderful. Your hand movements were so hypnotic.
I love how soothing his voice is….he knows how to provide all the tingles without having to sound like he has a wad of slime between his cheek and gum!!! 😂😁👍🏼
Another great video. 👌 How are you not a world famous model or actor with your looks and voice? I hear the search is still on for a new James Bond............😉
River really gives that calming, authoritative presence that's really rare. Like, I know it's a role play, but I still find myself completely trusting your expertise. Gives that safe feeling of knowing you're in good hands. I come back to this video over and over because of that.
I'm flabbergasted. I just came from the "Measuring your face" video, and I was absolutely taken by your fairness because from the start I was like "Oh dear, this beauty looks so much like an elf, this is pure gold~", and now I'm genuinely stunned by your beauty (aha!) once again because I was honestly convinced you were a woman, thus naturally I just fell for you as a man as well!
You are one GRACIOUS being, did you know that? I'm really trying, but it's difficult to convey in words what words do not measure. I do honestly hope that this giddy comment translates to you all the excitement I felt and I'm positive I could steal a smile from you with my astonished reaction, it was indeed hilarious.
Just let me add one last thing? I know an artist when I see one, and rumors that one of Rivendell's elves are still missing!
I loveee both your masculine and feminine side 💙 both voices are amazing and you always look great ☺️ ps.. I’m glad you don’t make those weird noises and make up sounds when doing videos like this. this is perfect
This role play was incredible, and my first time bumping into this channel.
I love the simple fact you do not need many luxurious and expensive props for just one video. I love your creativity and imagination of combing hair and cutting hair without a wig or whatever you may need as a sound for hair! Love every video you do 🥰
Man you really put a lot of effort into creating content.
He's killing the stubble look though
not that I enjoy getting overly personal on the internet, but I've been in and out of doctor's appointments all week following an emergency hospital trip. This video is exactly what I needed to relax tonight ❤😴
Been four years I'm into watching asmr. No video has ever given me this amount of tingles. Amazingggggggg.
So handsome! Your jaw line is to die for! Such a soothing voice too! Subscribed!
What a talent. The subtle nuances such as the hand movements looking exactly as a stylist would when “sifting through the hair” to cut it. 🏆🏆💈
Just flew back into Melbourne today after a short trip to London. It's morning but I couldn't sleep on the plane, so now it's time to lie back and watch not one, but two new videos from my favourite Londoner. Is that irony? Perhaps not, but thank you as always.
Smashed that like and subscribe button so hard, I think I cracked my phone screen. Worth it.
Yvette ASMR same! I did after his Suit fitting for a gentleman video!!🤣🤣😀
Omg! I did the same thing with your page when I saw your first video....well after I woke up the next morning
This is quite nice, not too far off at all from my regular haircuts. I usually just thin out and cut my hair a few centimeters, to keep it at a comfortable length. The sounds of scissors and dryers were very homely. It's also just nice to hear positive comments from a gentleman like yourself, gives a real boost for the mood - come to think of it, this reminds me to reserve a time for another haircut...
I watch this video at least once a week and it always gives me insane tingles! My body basically goes numb. Perfect video for when I can’t sleep. Thank you River!
So. I found you during an incredibly late night where my usual triggers weren't working to sleep and I found your gentlemans shoe fitting video.
Now i'm obsessed because I live for your accent and it's become a whole relaxing thing on it's own for me.
Needed this today! Can't wait to relax before I start my readings for college.
I really like the agressivness of his movements, especially the hand movements
Such remarkable talent...your easy use of language is mesmerizing and soothing..give us more!
Probably the only video that made me feel ASMR!!!
I love these style of videos, they seem more personal and intense. Perfect for passing out quickly after a 14 hour day.. Keep it up, great video!
You have such a dominant vibe about everything thing you do from your voice to your hand motions to the set of your shoulders and I’m honestly here for all of it 😂🙌🏻
Hey you included the styling wax part that you mentioned you enjoy! And made it longer in duration than most people do. Very keen.
When River asked me to wear a camera just above my penis, I wasn't sure, but I see it was worth it now.
Good lord 😂
Hugh Jecoque ....very good I liked that, mind you you had a hell of a lot of pubes.🥺
This is great.....
Closed my eyes and I was in the barbers chair.... Can't wait to use this to help me nod off later.
Fantastic, thank you.
River really is my best subscription. Varied and regular new content, all being creatively produced using his exceptional ability.
Your roleplays are just... perfection. ❤️
Hair drying always has this mystical quality of seeming to last forever, and never long enough.
I always love B&W. Another lovely vid. Thank you. Nearly caught up now with all your content. I hope you and yours are all keeping safe and well in these unprecedented times. X
Amazing asmr artist and an actor!! I love everything about you! You do you and never apologize!!!! LOVE it!!! Please don't ever stop being yourself....its what makes you , you! Its what makes you special!!!🥰😍😘💕💋
ADORE the spray bottle sounds!
You always seem so precise, so pristine, and so intelligent in your videos
Quite the quality performance. Probably my favorite haircut video to date, kudos for the effort put into making the hand movements genuine to a real salon visit. Glad to of found the channel :)
Subscribed today and enjoying a River binge.... you are my new favorite and I adore you🤗
This was the first video of yours I came across & it gave me the most intense tingles I'd had in years!! Now I'm hooked & I'm a huge fan, love you you beautiful charming man thank you for all your amazing work😘✨
Loving the work you do, so much consistently good quality videos whether it's an rp or just talking. I hope you're enjoying it as well.
Your accent along with those hand movements are to die for! So tinglyyy
Always a fan of the channel River. Love how you are so different from others and are not ashamed of it. Keep up the amazing work which won’t be hard because you are in fact, amazing.
That is the best hair styling video I have seen now.I liked that you did not turn away from the screen.
That electric razor made me fall asleep so fast that my head fell forward. This entire video had me tingling! 😍
you've done it again. simply wonderful. thank you for all your lovely content!!
I temper when you were only at 1.2K and now your almost to 20K. I AM SO PROUD OF THIS CHANNEL. TeamRiver
Not that I don’t like all your videos, but this ones my favorite so far! The Gentleman soft spoken Haircut, suit and shoe fitting are the best!!!
You were in my recommended videos two hours ago.... I'm still watching.
I'm loving your channel! I can't believe i haven't heard of it before. Ypu are AMAZING!!
Thank you so much for always putting me to sleep. Some people like to watch the same asmr videos, but for some reason not me. But I don’t have to worry about that since you upload new videos so often. Again mate you’re much appreciated, you help me deal with my insomnia. Much love ❤️
So relaxing!!!! Thank you! You're the best 😊
Nothing puts me at ease like a video of yours does!
Defiantly one of my favourite hidden channels, for the asmr and for the personality of river, keep it up !
One of your videos was recommended to me and now I’m on a binge. You’re amazing!
Sooooo good. Just randomly found your channel and thought “a Lucius Malfoy video would be perfect” and I was pleased to see you already have one! Will be watching that next. Thanks for sharing!
Your ‘kindly note’ section in the description is hilarious and so right on, went from being relaxed to laughing out loud - know what I mean, jellybean?
Such amazing content by the way, my only disappointment is that I hadn’t found you sooner!
Keep doing you lovely xo
You know River is amazing when I'm clicking on the video as soon as I see it posted!! Another amazing video... it actually made me miss having long hair!!
instant relaxation with those movements wow 😻 and who knew b&w would be such a good trigger!!
I'm purring. Tingles and roleplays and River and hair cut.... Thank you for remembering me I need one.
Thank you for new video.
Much love!
I just recently discovered your channel and I'm already in love with your style and wit and voice
With the precision of a magician - !:) love your voice also - beautiful experience🙏
Oh, I'll just listen while I'm in the office. 23 minutes later and I've accomplished nothing except for complete relaxation. Time to call it a day.
One of the best visual ASMR videos I've watched! I thoroughly enjoyed this. You've got a new subscriber. ❤
I absolutely love your channel!!
I hit like without hesitation. Haircut and River's rich voice? It's been a damn good day.
Haven’t heard scissors sound like this in any other coiffeur roleplay before. Great interaction of sounds and visuals!
I love it when you run the comb slowly over my face. So hypnotic.
Just discovered you and realised I’ve been missing out!! Thanks for putting me to sleep❤️😴😴
These uploads have been giving me life and many tingles, great work as always.
these videos are what I live for!! perfection as always ❤
You are amazing , I simply melt when watching your videos💗
My dear I would send you diamonds if I could! But I'll have to settle for sending you praise and good wishes. Love your content river. If it doesn't immediately get me to sleep, it makes me laugh and forget the days troubles for a time. Howdy and lots of love from Texas hun ;*
I find it quite amusing how you're such a softy in your videos but in the description you're a bit of a hard ass! 😂 Still love your videos and look forward to seeing more! The first video I've ever seen of yours was a shoe fitting for a gentleman.
Brilliant! This is talent. This video is close to the very relaxing experience I have at the barber shop. I ask the barber somehow to make it last all day. I get SO deeply relaxed and doze just as I did during this video. I say I know other customers are waiting but explain to them that I don’t want this to end. I also relax with Bob Ross. I know ads are necessary but when they come up, I wake up like when Bob takes his paint brush and “ beats the devil out of it!” The dentist and other dental pros have the same effect on me. I actually doze and snore during dental work...even having a root canal. They explain that they can’t do their thing if I wear my CPAP mask! I am a fan! Great work!
I've been binging your videos all week, so excited to pass out to this tonight thank you 🙌
youre right that slappy sound is so tingly!!! thank u river 💕
Gonna conquer tomorrow thanks to this, cheers River
The moment I hit the bed I saw the notification! Thank you for this video and your awesome timing!! Goodnight 😊💙
I love it. Especially the talking+hand movements parts
Felicitaciones desde Argentina!!!! Un ASMR con mucha energía y personalidad!!!!
2:44 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
Watching this in 2020 and it's still one of my all time favourite ASMR haircuts
this is highly relaxing wow, looking forward to watching similar videos from you..
I needed this honestly river ❤️. Thank you
I'm missing your videos, hun. Please come back where you belong.
Wish i could get pampered like this.. aww you are awesome
Haven't had asmr tingles in a long while, but as soon as you clipped the scissors, it was back!
ah finally fucking good hairdresser asmr with asmrtist who doesn't shy to almost touch the camera
thanks for realistic hand movements
i trust you to do mY LIFE
Your voice makes me sleepy so this was like 10/10 and I love your stubble ♥️
I’m so glad I found you. I’m self isolating and thought I might have to cut my own hair.💇♂️😱😰
Wasn't planning on taking a nap at 3 pm but now I am 💕