4 minutes of salmon run pain
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- well, almost 4 minutes if you exclude the outro...
Big thanks to those who shared their footage:
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sadface - / notsadface
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m - / m_srnw
Reika - / reikalily | / @reikalily
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Shrew - / shrewattack
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Kristin - / kriistiiinn_ | / kriistiiinn
Plutopass - / plutopass
Sora - / kaga_kazooie | / @kagaminekazooie5379
Background music: • A Night Alone
Outro music: • home sick
Thumbnail elements: gungee.jp/tool...
Scenario sheet: docs.google.co...
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Twitter/X: / latteboi9
I felt some of this in my soul. Sometimes the combo of spawns is so perfectly timed it is like the game is just saying, “No, you die now.”
Me when 3 flyfishes on go-getter:
@@trickygamer555 me when 5 Flyfish on Profreshional
@@misamagicame when 3 more flyfish spawn after killing just one on profresh +2:
13 bronze scales is a different type of frustration
Once i got 6 bronze for DEFEATING one. IN EGG VP.
The amount of times I've received a million bronze scales or like 2 golds when I'm trying to grind silver for different costumes is unreal 😭
@@CrushedLollipopsIkr, In my experience, I get golds & silvers more consistently when we fail rather than succeed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@bepis_real i have 4 gold scales and they've all been from losses lmao
Man nobody believes me that the second you get on top of the slammin lid things start going wrong! The way you just get launched sometimes, it's ridiculous!
It's really rare but I had it happen a few times.
He hit u
@@Yahmai2014 Actually that's fairly common because I tend to get distracted once I go on a slammin lid lol
2:27 When cohozuna is so big they send you to the backrooms
Man fuck Salmon Run. *continues to play it*
10/10 would suffer again
I remember playing with Luck>skill and thinking there has never been a more accurate description of Splatoon.
1:06 the timing of everything is something that could only happen on salmon run, nowhere else.
Is this the special vid you mentioned?? LMAO this is amazing. I also love how amongst a lot of unfairness and glitches, glowflies is just its own category😂
As a pro Salmon Run player, this is how I'd imagine every Salmon Run session feels like.
The knockback is by far the worst aspect of this mode
I don't understand why even Chum are able to knock players into the water like it's nothing. And flyfish are way too OP, it's like fighting against a tenta missile spammer who can survive more than 1 bomb, is immune to 99% of weapons, and is almost always invincible
That moment In salmon run that make u abstract and think over your physical body “ man, I really should do something else”
I love it when Maws shove people into their mouths :D
It's so fun. /s
Or you get pushed in by another boss
Getting pinball'd between the boss salmonids has got to be the funniest and worst salmon run moment yet (its always the scrappers i get stuck between its like fucking bumper cars but worse)
When you have perfect aim and the bombs don't go in the flyfish😫
In over a year of playing SR in splatoon 3, this only ever happened once to me.
The amount of times I watched my bomb bounce like a basket ball is insane
What if YOU
wanted to earn gold scales
But Grizzy said
*GLOWFLIES MOMENT.*
i love this functional game so much
Seeing overfishers make the exact same mistakes i do, reminds me that overfishers are human too. Even if theyre on a different plane of existence entirely
Flyfish are especially painful, LIKE BRUH WHY DOES THE BOMBS HAVE TO FLOAT IN THE AIR A MILLION TIMES AND THEN FALL OFF UGHHH
Because triangles bounce weirdly in the Splatoon universe I guess?
@@Sweetie.21 But it's not even a triangle the bombs are spheres I think
@@trickygamer555
Burst bombs are spheres and the globs of ink from an Explosher and Crab Tank are the also round-ish. But the main sub with every weapon in Salmon Run is the splat bomb, which is triangular.
Edit: When they blow up they do become quite round
@@Sweetie.21 If splat bombs are triangular... why do they keep rolling after they land?
@@trickygamer555
Yeah that’s what I meant by they ‘bounce weirdly in the Splatoon universe’. Or maybe they’re made of some material that slips/bounces a bit after landing.
To be honest they don’t even really bounce, because it’s more that the force and gravity makes them jump up once when thrown into something and then it slips around a bit because of gravity or/and momentum.
Edit: If you look up splat bomb on Google images you can clearly see they’re triangular.
Wow this entire vid is insanely relateable
These are all hurting my soul and dealing psychic damage
the amount of times the maws thing happened to me... I didn't know they got a magnetic pull in this game
the opening riff on glowflies never fails to make me wanna die
I sure do love player-on-player and player-on-environment collision
The only pain I could understand from here was falling into Salmon waters (and the enemy overclusters)
I love that you show all the things that can go wrong in Salmon Run! So authentic and genuine! I can definitely relate to the pain! Thank you for being so humanly raw! You rock! 🪨
I read the thumbnail as giraffes and I think this should absolutely be an addition
the editing on this video made me laugh harder than I've laughed in months, specifically 2:35 and 2:55 ❤️
marooner's bay high tide and you accidentally squid while standing on the grate bridges
3:00 NAHHHHHHHHHH THATS FOUL
0:31 WHAT EVEN HAPPENED THERE😭...
this was the most painful video i've ever watched. 10/10
pretty much me every time i play Salmon Run. I feel your pain. I think we all do.
I once had a Slammin Lid perfectly spawn and negate a perfectly coordinated Fly-Fish bombing.
The fact that you can land in the flyfish basket😂
I love salmon run, not laggy at all or broken
The fumbleception
3:21 That has to be the most hilarious Salmon Run glitch.
2:57 that egg took that throw personally.
salmon run suffering
I love how Glowflies is in here twice
After « welcome in team fortress 2 », here’s « welcome in splatoon 3 »
I really enjoyed this video. I had a good laugh out of it 😭 also the failed booyah bomb has happened so many times to me 😭
0:38 was FOUL omg
cool
1:55 THIS HURTS MY SOULD HAHAHAA
“This is fine”
This hurt so bad
"Man I wonder why I never rank up in salmon run, I'm good at the game my teammates just fucking suck"
The "being good at the game" in question:
2:26 i love it when maws kill me *after* their attack animation ends
Yeah no if I get 13 bronze scails from a king then I'm taking a bath with a toaster as that's just unfair
Why is this basically my entire experience on Salmon Run-
Like, you can have this awesome team and level up so quickly-
But then you leave to go do some other stuff, and then come back to do some more, and your team sucks so bad-
1:37 Holy shit, I think I would of cried for a solid 30 seconds (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
2:34
Every time with the fucking joycons
malding simulator
incredibly unsatisfying..thank you
The thumbnail enough gives me anxiety
I think it would be fun if you did salmon run being fun. Like fly fish teamwork or splatting like 3 bosses with one steelhead explosion. The satisfying moments.
Always has and will be a pain
245 Eggs is genuinely crazy.
LMAO RUSH ON HIGH TIDE W EXPLO
That's what I hate, being pushed.
A bit like that. 0:38😓
I've tried jumping in the bucket. Good on you!
The single most frustrating in this game is simply being smacked to death by stupid fish dudes
Getting splatted by a fishstick is the most salmon run pain i’ve had
Okay this makes sense😂 these are the randoms i always get matched with.
I swear I only get bronze scales from xtrawave too so I feel your pain
What a masterpiece
i gotta say you have a pretty hard time throwing booyah bombs lmao
Hey I saw that splatoon 2 clip 😏
This is what turns people into werewolves!!! And it's a choice! Not a curse!!
This is me like every match
It really was hard to tell the dif between 2 and 3 clips
I. Hate. The fly fish
crazy howmost of these problems (which are vey common) can be solved with better netcode and if nintendo knew how to actually make online good lol
Some of these could've benefitted from a caption like 2:02
Since when do golden eggs have a hitbox?!
1:55 this one hurt me especially
damn i felt that. but have you ever gotten knocked into the water by a snatcher?
This is why I don't like playing salmon run rn.
I can relate
Very painful 😩
Good video 😂😂😂
It's not just me, huh?
These people cant play 💀
This made me feel better ab makin mistakes in sr 🥲
Look Gary, there I am! 🫵
I love how this turned out! Thanks for including my fails 😂