Stewie Shoots Consuela
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ม.ค. 2013
- When Stewie gets lost on the way to the airport in Stewie Goes for a Drive he is found by Consuela who takes him home and gives him a bath filled with soup ingredients for a girl's Quinceañera party. When Brian finds them, Consuela tries to keep Stewie insisting that he is her son, Ernesto. When her other son pulls a gun on Brian, Stewie grabs it and shoots Consuela in the foot; followed by shooting up the house until he runs out of bullets, allowing them to leave.
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stewie : "I did not want to have to do that, they were very nice to me until then "
that part killed me 😄😄
Feel like that could be a reference to something.
***** some people just hate him. I don't know why.
Stevie has always been my favorite character.
I used to love quagmire, but now he's just boring.
Lol right, Stewie and Bryan's relationship is what makes the show.
If it would have went wrong it would kill her too.
Expl0re Life it's spelled Brian
I think it's a very high mark for Stewie's character that he went for her foot, instead of shooting her in the fucking head.XD
Innit
why? stewie isn't evil anymore.
Uncle Daniel
Because I honestly feel that even Chris would have shot her in the head at that point. Out of fear if nothing else.XD
I think it's just to cause less trouble. What do you think they'd tell the cops if they showed up? "help officer i got shot trying to keep someone else's baby."
irregulargamer13 yeah bc the cops are going to believe the genius baby and talking dog part
I absolutely lost it to Stewie’s reaction to being called Ernesto. So true🤣
"I'm not, I'm not Ernes- okay, this is so messed up" 🤣🤣 that part always kills me, especially with the accent.
Me to that’s to funny 😁
@@user-pt5xz5tw2qTo be fair, they purposely made her a negative stereotype like a lot of the other characters in this show 😂
@@SailorguardianlunaAnd?
So we're just going to ignore the fact that Consuela can understand Stewie?
Apparently it's established that all unimportant characters can kind of understand Stewie.
@@battlesheep2552 Brian?
@@battlesheep2552 everyone can understand him they choose when and when not to ignore him
Poor Brian and Chris lmao
@@cryoblaster8371 except for lois.
Title should be: "Ernesto shoots Consuela"
how is that?
+Jaska Penttilä I said it because Consuela named Stewie as Ernesto xD
+Irene Cobos amogus
+Wwolf Guyz 😂😂👍
That would make it seem like a scene from a mexican soap opera
"We used to make you use the bathroom at the gas station."
catguy00 lel
Bassettt hell nah *likes comment*
Bassettt No got damn Satan goin To be her Betch
Lll
Well done for quoting a video you just watched
I like how Brian is firstly really scared when Stewie is shooting, but then thinks "Meh, regular stuff"
Dude was firing a gun. Ain't no telling who he was gonna shoot. Once he was out of bullets though, it was all good.
Funny how consuela, Herbert and Brian are like the only ones who can understand stewie lmao and Peter on occasion 😂
Chris can understand Stewie sometimes as well.
@@teamvlcn6820 Everyone understands Stewie. They just pick and choose when to acknowledge him.
consuela sounds like herbert
That's because She's the female version of Herbert.
+Abra kadabra It's the same person who does both voices
Is that seth?
Abra kadabra
no, mike henry
+Marlon Piazza Seth manages to make all the voices that he makes quite distinct from one another but that doesn't seem to be the case with mike henry. Of course both herbert and consuela needs to make a type of low drooping voice due to their character but they sound exactly the same.
Is it just me or does the birthday girl look like a female Chris?
Head is shaped different and there are no balls for a chin
Braxton Birchard That's Peter, not Chris.
Chris has tiny balls on his chin.
Braxton Birchard So he does. My bad.
+Lambert Brother both chris and peter have ball chins
“Baby all alone in street. I take baby home.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Even though Stewie said he didn't want to do it, he only managed to shoot Consuela in her foot (which won't kill her) and miss everyone at the party... Given the fact that Stewie has shown to be pretty accurate with firearms in the past and that purposely shot upwards as to not shoot anyone... Yeah Stewie really took it easy on them
Yeah dude that's the point LOL, ever heard of a warning shot?
also, wouldn’t it be crazy if Steele shot that random unnamed guy with an unknown voice actor who’s oddly a gangster/relative
@@hiinternet4542do you mean the guy with the gun lol?
@@AmirKhan-yv8jm yeah, duh
Stewie: You took my $20 ? Well give it back.
Consuela: Come get bitch
I could have sworn it was $20
it was monopoly
1000 in play money xD
+Jaqai Banks 1000$ in play money aha
Wait what? You mean to tell me that I get $200 when I pass Go? I'm gonna fuck that bitch up for lying to me
For being a maid, she has a pretty messy house. lol
All that Gang Barrio Crap and your Cleaning... no wonder why Trump is fucking pissed on you guys.
If you had to clean stuff all day long I bet the last thing you would want to when you get home is clean. Well I know I wouldn't.
+drsayus0000 as a former cleaner, I can confirm that's 100% true. I used to spend hours cleaning, didn't wanna have to do it when I got home too. especially without the special chemicals n equipment (after my first few months, I spilled a pan of water in the kitchen n instantly thought "well shit, better get a wet floor sign"
Okay, that made me laugh pretty hard.
How ironic
"Aye...she says its her baby mane" that was the funniest part lol
Peep
Even when the gun is firing, the woman on the left is making sure not to drop cake on the carpet.
"I peed in your soup" XD
In the normal world
Corey Abell Stewie, I've been worried sick, what the hell you doing here?
Dehvin Andrews
Brian? What're you doing here?
Al Draws but when you're 16 you can legally have sex (at least in the U.K)
Al Draws At least at 16 you can get your driver's license.
"she says it's her baby maen!"
+Victor Emilio L. mane
Fuckin wannabe gangster ignorant scumbags.. Annoying as all hell
+The Real Meow that's who I was referring to. You just get back to trying to color inside the lines, dumbass
+Soundwave Superior now now, let's shake hands and stop fighting.
1:43
She was washing him in the same tub water she was making soup in. There's so much wrong with that I don't even know where to begin
Good thing Mexicans in real life are not like this
@@drakesessions3544 ah but they are
@@romanbellic2178 wot
"Happy 15 birthday, which by the way is not a special occasion in the normal world" - Stewie
I'm Mexican and I agree with stewie😂
Consuela deserves it. Reasons why
1. Taking most of Chris' blanket
2. Stealing Stewie's cash
3. Kicking Brian out of the house
4. Being bloody annoying
5. Trying to steal the Griffin's house etc etc.
Getting shot is too good for her.
+TheSmashMaster9000 of course it is
It was monopoly money she stole.
+TheSmashMaster9000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOU PEOPLE?"
+TheSmashMaster9000 u r right my friend is anoing but I'm still her friend
+magicstix0r What do YOU mean, ''You People''?
I only just now realized how long I have been waiting for that.
Hello
TraustiGeir same
TraustiGeir she's annoying
I enjoyed it....Probably a lot more than I should have.
TraustiGeir k
"Hes my baby, Ernesto" LOL
💀😂😂
"No no I'm not erne- ok this Is so messed up right now."
@@zar1536 *Stewie shoots Consuela on the leg*
I didn't want to have to do that they were so nice up until then
I 1000% thought a bee flew away from Rupert at 0:08.
Is this sacarsm?
That escalated VERY fucking quickly....
+GiftedGamingVXV Literally though! Like you can even see the point where he just gets so fucking done that he doesn't even care anymore
You should kill her because she away saying no
+Nova Fox Nooo nooo noo. He no here.
XD Ernesto never gets old
I like your icon ikown thtat off topic of on this commnet I just whant tell you I like it
XD thanx
Kirito Kirigaya lol I know right
I love
Rιмυяυ Ƭємρєѕт ernesto is my brothers middle name😂😀
brian and stewie have that “you know the drill” look on their faces after he fires all the rounds.
"I did not want to have to do that, they were really nice to me until then." Hahahaha
To me consuala deserved it, plus Stewie basically got revenge for her taking his money.
Monopoly money
@@adanjames_ you know how Stewie is, he doesn’t care what kind of money it is, you steal whatever he cares about it’s on sight😂😂
@@lilbreezy2803 you’re right about that! 😂
Come get bitch
@@therealjcon well give it back.
" Happy 15th birthday , which by the way is not a special occasion in the normal world "
I died.
Of course they are in Gringolandia 😂😂
@@leliscaiza2627 yeah, Haha! they don’t have culture that’s why they think that!
Well it actually is. You can legally have xeS< and ride a moped.
@@leliscaiza2627 since you're bringing race into this all further that point turning 15 is not a big deal, getting all worked up about turning 15 is pretty pathetic since irregardless outside of maybe family and friends nothing changes the same could also be said here in America for turning 18 and 21 sure you could supposedly be legal to drink and smoke but even then that's not really something to celebrate
@@VapingwithFJ Race?? Are we dogs??Do you know what "Gringolandia" means???? Now maybe you didn't understand well, I repeat " of course they are in USA ( where there are different celebration from all south America cultures, 15 years for us are important but for you no because you are not familiar with that culture and it's ok ).
Now it's better, right??
I'm Latino and I approve Stewie's actions. GOD, that woman was annoying.
Also, that's not how adoption works.
@@richardsavings6690 Yep.
@@fortminor85 do you watch George Lopez?
What is the meaning of consuela?
@@User-rz7deas in her name or her backstory
"They were very nice to me up until then."
'Then' being the moment she called him 'Ernesto'.
Ha! Even you guys don't watch George Lopez lmao!😂
alfonzo mendoza that part got me
Lol.
alfonzo mendoza I do one of my favs
Jordan Washington Same! And we have the same name
Jordan 2001 I like full house I also have Hulu and full house is being added on September 29th I'm so fucking hype I'm literally going to binge watch the whole series
Don't worry, Stewie. She's a negative stereotype so it's okay.
accurate*
What's a stereotype?
It's a two channel type, placed between monotype and surroundtype.
Shadow Heart * tips hat * well done.
***** Oh. I never knew that. Thank you for the information.
The fact that Stewie kept shooting till the gun starting clicking several times 😂😂😂😂
The bullet to the foot was to make Consuela drop him. He then kept shooting wildly into the air until the gun was out of ammo, meaning they couldn't use it to come after Brain & Stewie.
Anyone noticed that Stewie is pretty good with a gun!
He knows exactly how many rounds it can shoot before tossing it empty I assume lol...
@@EJofLA Nah he doesn't know exactly how many round. He just should until the "out of ammo" sound. Listen more closely and you will hears the tick tick tick sound when no ammo left, then he threw the gun.
@@Nhatanh0475 I see thanks- you are sharp!
Consuela had it coming.
She sure did.
"Which, by the way, is not a special occasion in the normal world." lolz
in Brazil is
@@pedrosm0459 "Which, by the way, is not a special occasion in the _normal world_ ."
@@AxeAR in all Latin America is celebrated, i mean is exactly the same as the sweet sixteen celebration, just one year earlier.
@@GD-my5hm And what kind of meaning do sweet sixteen have? If after all, in the United States, I do not know who is of legal age up to 21 years old.
Even in Spain, the 16 have some importance (but not celebrated in such an exaggerated way) because you can decide if continue studying (baccalaureate or middle educational degree) or work legally, becoming independent with parental permission, getting some properties, a motorcycle license and reaches sexual legality
But the "special" age (because it's not celebrated with evening dress or a millionaire party, at least in most cases) is 18 years. When you get to be on legal age.
But the "Sweet Sixteen", why are they?
@@GD-my5hm Latin America is not a part of the normal world. Grow the fuck up.
I had to rewind twice to see what flew off Rupert. Then I realised it wasn't part of the animation
It turned from the climax to the conclusion in 2 seconds
I love how Brian is just used to this
+PlayingGoji I like how Stewie has a casual conversation with Brian as they are walking out the door.
I did not wanna have to do that, they were very nice to me up until then.
Thanks, do you also have a full screenplay?
Having a username with bullet in it is so apt here 😂
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I lost it when stewie shot Consuela!😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"I peed in your soup. Happy 15th birthday which, by the way, is not a special occasion in the normal world."
-Stewart Gilligan Griffin.
I bet even you people don't watch George Lopez
No, we watch the good comedians
Seth Winters The show was alright. his stand up, not so much...
I didn't like either one. I never found George Lopez funny
tough crowd. I actually loved his show. Don't understand the hate against him, he's a below average stand up but his show was hilarious.
Luigi A that's what i was implying. i liked the show. i like him but i don't think he's that funny. and i'm hispanic i understand his stand up comedy lol. i think he did better on the show.
The day after her 15th birthday party, the girl is pregnant with a 32 year old's child.
what episode?
15 likes 15th birthday illuminati comforted confirmed uncomfortable
Electric GamingHD 115th liker
Real life, season 7
I knew a girl who was 17 who got pregnant by a guy a decade older than her. It's happens , sadly, but it's the parent's fault.
As a Latino, I can relate to everything that happened in this clip
I think Stewie might be my favorite character in all of fiction
"My Baby"
"He's my Baby, Orenesto"
*Ernesto
Nick Metschan That's what made probably Stewie mad. It's Ernesto, not Orenesto.
I've watched this so many times 😂
Maen
especially the shooting part
"I peed in your soup"😲🤣
Stewie quietly picks up his backpack with Rupert the teddy bear on the way out, lol
Ernesto fucked up when he pulled his gun out. He underestimated Stewie. 😂😂😂
"They were very nice to me" They put you in a bath tub that they cook soup in.
why is Stewie not a badass like that any more
I know we need a combo of both versions of Stewie's character badass Stewie and gay Stewie combined you know both are funny and put together there's potential
joshua tolson because his simulation showed him failing.
The simulation only showed him failing in one scenario. He could've easily killed Lois three years from that moment in a different way. But later he stopped
Taylor T he met his future self too
Remember it never happen lol. That doesn't count. He prevented it from happening. Stewie became non evil because he wanted to not because of the simulation nor seeing his future self
1:53 I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT SCREAM
Consuela's scream when she gets shot in the foot gets me every time.
more proof that Stewie be thugging
Are we really gonna ignore Mexican female Chris at 1:06 .
That's the quinceanera XD lol
+1javixD damn, she's so fat she IS the party.
ha
I agree damn she so fat her blood type is cookies and cream!
Very accurate
“Which is not a special occasion in the normal world” lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as a Mexican-America this was hilarious!
God I love it when badass evil Stewie comes back for a moment, just so satisfying!!
"I did not wanna have to do that, they were very nice to me up until then." Best line in the whole episode in my opinion. lmao!
"oh no baby fall down"
Consuela is weird sometimes however it's funny when she said no no its helarious XD
This is the badass Stewie we all miss
Why is Consuela's house so dirty? Doesn't she clean???
Mexicans only care about cleaning other people's house, not theirs.
Bolivians do neither
Ian M Generalizing much? My house is always clean and I never clean anyone else's house
Mario Mario I'm half Bolivian thank god my traits lean towards the German half! But I just wanted to say ur comment is true af and made my day haha
***** Just fucking kidding! This people... smh
0:41 always makes me laugh
Confirmed that consuela is a kidnapper 😂
“I did not want to do that they were really nice to me “ lol 😂 2:02
She'll need Lemon Pledge to clean up the blood she bleeds out of her gun shot wound.
Probably. She uses that stuff for everything.
Billy Hennigan i expected a LOL. but that works for me.
No. No. We need more Lemon Pledge...
i cant get over how artificial and frozen the background is.
this my baby, ernesto
😂😂😂😂😂
when she gives the medicine and says its a toy i just found that so wholesome for some reason
He missed her head, damn shame. But family guy normally kills off characters by having them abruptly hit by a car.
Should have gone for the heeead
"no my baby" lol
Honestly, I'm just realizing now that Consuela had it coming.
Celebrating a 15th birthday makes more sense than celebrating a 16th birthday. What the heck is a "sweet 16"? Why 16? It's a random number. 15 is at least a decade and a half. You're halfway to being three decades old.
They’re both “coming of age” parties, one culture just earlier than the other. It’s not about round numbers.
16 is a square, and a power of 2.
Drivers license
"I bet even you people don't watch George Lopez" lmfao
wait, are stewie and brian a charlie brown and snoopy parody?
Jamie Mueller you cant be serious
DaDestroyer12 they look vaguely similar I could imagine that's where seth got the idea
You're*
@@sophiat8250 no i think he said you cant be serious because that was plain obvious
i like how stewie at least acknowledged the hospitality up until the gun got involved.
"I bet even you Guys don't watch George Lopez"
Funny because it's true.
She can actually understand stewie
Only in the tub, not on the street or in the living room.
So can Christ, for some stupid reason
@@adammcdonald3632 I think who understands Stewie is only from Stewies point of view/
Stewie Griffin-----> (⚆ _ ⚆)
XtremeGamer Jay
Haha Lol
"I bet even you guys don't watch George Lopez"
Stewie, *shut.*
Everyone's a gangsta until Stewie gets pissed.
Stewie proving once again that violence solves most problems
Glad he isn't evil anymore. I like how Stewie will only do stuff like this in self defense
"We use to make you use the bathroom at the gaz station"😭😭😂😂
Everyone is a real gangsta until Stewie walks in
I love you Stewie. Your like a superhero to be honest :)))
You're
+Umaru Doma lol
Poor Consuela! She just wanted another baby!
+Antwerp001ASF shes mexican... she wull have one in a matter of moment... and tequilas
Hermann Fegelein
XD well you sure seem to have a lot of rage... but if that makes you happy XD
+gabriel gomez I am always mad. :3
+bob rodriguez And Europeans.
+bob rodriguez And Asians.
1:04 I peed in your soup, Happy 15th Birthday
Which, btw, is not a special occasion in the normal world.
@@musicaltheatergeek79 Stewie, I've been worried sick. What the hell are you doing here?
@@chupacadabra5161
Brian!? How did you find me!?
@@FelixsolamenteI used my nose, which I always forget about.
Come on let’s go
Stewie deals with nonsense like a fucking boss
Stewie: "What? I say, let go of me."
Don't fuck with stewie
Consuela:my baby
Brian in his mind:bitch he is not your baby
That guy with the gun:what you say?!
Brian:oh shit I'mma die
“It’s jicama” 🤣
It's hichama honestly! That word is funny to me !
as someone who worked in the hotel businness... this is a very accurate depiction of housekeeping. and the jicama killed me lol
Well, at least he didn't kill her.
He didn't want to just to get away
Notice how he shoots the gun until it dry fires, making sure there are no usable bullets left.
Honestly this is kinda satisfying
2:01 I can't count how many times I've felt that way.
I've only felt that way like 3 or 4 times in my life, but since I'm still young, there will be more probably...
Deer Lord dude wtf😂😂😐😑💀🖕
Joel Lavana What? :O