I love how both Allison and me thought that opening zinger was gonna go sexual but then turned into a savage roast. Then Allison came right back with that ungodly "you're a mess" a minute later. I'm dead right now.
Gaby's glowing. I mean, both of you guys are always drop dead gorgeous but today, Gaby is like a chirpy glowing drop dead gorgeous blond bombshell with perfect blush. I want that blush. And that shirt. And nail-polish.
+amsaric I feel like I need to restore balance in the Universe: Allison has the most perfect facial structure and I love that just-ate-a-bunch-of-berries-and-smeared-them-on-my-lips thing you have going on. And your nails. Give me your nails.
Phobias are usually an irrational fear of something. I share Allison's phobia, I am afraid of getting stuck in traffic, in an elevator, or a dinner party. Anywhere I can't just get up and leave without causing a scene.
I am utterly terrified of needles, and people are like 'it doesnt even hurt' LIKE I KNOW IT DOESNT HURT BUT I'LL HAVE A NEEDLE IN MY ARM AND THATS GROSS
Arachnophobia. now that's my phobia. dead terrified of spiders. and by that, I mean that I am so scared spiders, I might die. Doesn't help that I live in Australia.
what about steee? He and Bree are a ting. Although, in a TableTalk, Bree has said she's down for a tree some if her partner or what have you, is fine with it so... GaBreVe? That could work.
My biggest phobia is the ocean... Being stuck in the dark depths of the ocean, not being able to see, but you can feel and hear huge fucking sea creatures swimming around you! 😰 Don't get me wrong though, I don't mind chillin at the beach, if there is one. You just wouldn't catch me scuba diving. Fuck that.
+Natalie G. For me it was literally all large body of water, including huge pool. I know there won't be any dangerous animals (accept Florida and Australia), but it give me such a huge hesitation to just enter the pool.
I have fear of rejection. Like since a child, everything I did ha the sole purpose of avoiding rejection. Changing who I am, never being confrontational, controlling everything I did or say in front of people I was just meeting and even rejecting people first so they couldn't. I just started seeing a therapist last yet and he was the one that noticed the pattern between my actions and the fact that I was always so mentally tired that at days I couldn't even get up and I was like "...oh"
one time when me and my boyfriend just started dating we lost each other at a baseball game (i also lost my phone). i walked around for hours lost and looking for his car until i stumbled upon a cop who called my mom who got me an uber. my boyfriend ended up being driven home by the bridge police during his attempt to trek home. he had to get his car the next morning. fun times. lesson? don’t drink at baseball games.
I'm AFRAID of being AFRAID. Like if I anticipate that I'm going to be in a fearful situation, I panic. I'm afraid of getting lost. I'm afraid of living and not amounting to anything. I'm a bit afraid of what happens after this life. I'm afraid of being in tiny spaces.
In second grade we went on a field trip to a planetarium and I had a full blown panic attack. I've been terrified of space ever since. Once a guy wanted to go stargazing on a date and I was like "I get it, it's romantic, I see what you're going for, but can we please just skip to the make-out because otherwise this is going to go really really badly for everyone." It went badly anyway.
Questions for you two: What do you wanna be when you grow up? What is your recurring nightmare? If you had to only shave your armpits, legs, or junkus, FOREVER ... what would you choose?
I have arachnophobia and I live in the countryside. Well, I'm sure that's no help. Every time I see a spider I imagine it crawling under my sheets at night or crawling to get on me and when this happens my muscles atrophy so my hands are just so tightly closed I can't open a single door so I just scream and get to the highest place possible till somebody kills the damn spider and I have to wait till I'm relaxed so my muscles stop the atrophy and I can move my hands and feet again.
allison would NOT like sailing then. I spent 2 extra days on the way back from nantucket than on the way to, and even I was going a bit nuts. I dont think Allison wouldve reacted too well to that!
I'm not a fan of crossing a street unless there's a light to give me the right away. Any other time I feel like a drunk driver will hit me or a sober driver will out of some weird spite.
Sort of a weird one but I'm terrified of escalators (specifically down escalators), just the thought of having to use one makes me anxious and when I'm actually faced with an escalator that I have to use I turn into a gibbering shaking wreck. No clue where it comes from though from research it may be a depth perception issue, I've just always been scared of them.
haha I have to agree with allison on all these. not being able to get back home or even just away from people/crowds is a big one. and yes, shark phobias are stupid :P
Claustrophobia. Whether I'm in a small space or stuck in a crowd of people I have a very hard time breathing and will probably cry. I hate being trapped anywhere.
I swear phobias are being taken too lightly nowadays -_- I literally needed an intervention as child because I LITERALLY had pediophobia (fear of dolls, mannequins, human like inanimate figures) The anxiety consumed me, I refused to go to malls, toy stores, watch doll commercials, or go to houses with girls. Common fear isn't a phobia.
I have a phobia of ring tones/dial tones/the pause before someones voicemail begins to play. If you don't pick up your phone within the first few rings, I nearly perish with anxiety and fear ... also please never call me.
+Duncan Apisdorf what about the fear of getting ill? if I'm well informed, ocd people do it because they think it will help against things, I do it because I think it will keep me more healthy (I don't have germophobia, its a result of emetophobia)
That's some legit great advice though... don't tell people about your phobias. Especially if you get triggered by seeing pics, or just thinking about the thing you're afraid of. Example: clowns. If you're terrified of clowns, people will almost definitely try to tease you.
I have really weird phobias, Im afraid of dying ironically (like if you were watching a horror movie and the character said something to make you know that they were gonna die) being in control of my future and tiny holes.
Someone has probably already said this but Mike said that because South San Francisco is actually a different city than San Francisco. The two are separated by like Daly City and Colma and San Bruno. I think the people go to places you can't park comment was actually pretty funny given that basically all of San Francisco is exactly that :P
I dont know if it's a phobia, but I am usually too scared to use elevators, like they could crash or you can get stuck in them. No thank you, I'll take the stairs
Allison strikes me as the kind of person who only poos at home.
that's out of question
Well no shit
+julia c. Pun intended?
+drphu wtf is this comment thread?
+drphu she does but that's not nicev
I love how both Allison and me thought that opening zinger was gonna go sexual but then turned into a savage roast. Then Allison came right back with that ungodly "you're a mess" a minute later. I'm dead right now.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WERE YOU TWO IN A COMPETITION TO SEE HOW HARD YOU COULD ROAST EACH OTHER?!
Gaby's glowing. I mean, both of you guys are always drop dead gorgeous but today, Gaby is like a chirpy glowing drop dead gorgeous blond bombshell with perfect blush. I want that blush. And that shirt. And nail-polish.
+amsaric I feel like I need to restore balance in the Universe: Allison has the most perfect facial structure and I love that just-ate-a-bunch-of-berries-and-smeared-them-on-my-lips thing you have going on. And your nails. Give me your nails.
I don't see it.
+Lauren Perez See what?
+amsaric I don't think Gaby is very attractive but I'm not into blondes.
+Lauren Perez I don't see why you find the need to point that out. Also it is completely irrelevant to my comment.
Nothing better than watching these videos early to get my day started on the right path!!
Phobias are usually an irrational fear of something.
I share Allison's phobia, I am afraid of getting stuck in traffic, in an elevator, or a dinner party. Anywhere I can't just get up and leave without causing a scene.
These videos always take the edge off of Mondays.
I am utterly terrified of needles, and people are like 'it doesnt even hurt' LIKE I KNOW IT DOESNT HURT BUT I'LL HAVE A NEEDLE IN MY ARM AND THATS GROSS
You two make the best duo. I love your videos, you two could talk about anything.
When Gabby said I don't know when that shuttle is coming back I I almost cried it was so funny!!!!
Always Love your end remarks. The best.
my phobia is " We need to have a talk " conversation
Yeah, I love you Allison
Arachnophobia. now that's my phobia.
dead terrified of spiders. and by that, I mean that I am so scared spiders, I might die.
Doesn't help that I live in Australia.
not a phobia get on the
shuttle train
No one has died from a spider bite in Australia in like 40 years so...
Literally found a red back in my garage 2 days ago. Also Australian.
Did you watch that movie with giant spiders?
Also do you know about the biggest living spider that can eat birds? lol
bree from SF ,,, yay i ship it :P
+flat moe Yaaas #Gabree
what about steee? He and Bree are a ting. Although, in a TableTalk, Bree has said she's down for a tree some if her partner or what have you, is fine with it so... GaBreVe? That could work.
On which episode where they with Bree? Or hasn't it happened?
Jorge CM what was the question?
+Daniel F If you're talking about Steve Green, he is engaged to Nikki Limo.
this was beyond hilarious I love this channel
Mikes right! South San Francisco isn't technically in the apart the main city lol it is its own city!
BTW Gaby. You cant have Bree! She is Steve's ! haha
Allison ,Gaby you are amazing!!! I love all of your sketches :)
My biggest phobia is the ocean... Being stuck in the dark depths of the ocean, not being able to see, but you can feel and hear huge fucking sea creatures swimming around you! 😰 Don't get me wrong though, I don't mind chillin at the beach, if there is one. You just wouldn't catch me scuba diving. Fuck that.
Reading this comment gave me anxiety. 😰
+Natalie G. For me it was literally all large body of water, including huge pool. I know there won't be any dangerous animals (accept Florida and Australia), but it give me such a huge hesitation to just enter the pool.
+Natalie G. You shouldn't play subnautica lol
me too also hates boats or cruiseships or anything that floats
+Natalie G. I just started open water swimming for triathlons and I remembered I have this fear too...
sometimes when im in the bathroom, i fear that i am hallucinating and that im actually out in public with my pants down my ankles just pooping
that not being able to get yourself home is a legit fear.
You guys just look so amazing and flawless and perfect and smart and CRUSHING THE GODDAMN PATRIARCHY and that's beautiful
South San Francisco is an actual city :) like West Virginia is a state too. It's near the SFO airport
Weird, my phobia is being stuck in a crowded parking lot that is full of sharks.
I've watched every single episode! Ahh, now to wait for the next one like everyone else. (,:
YES, I'm CRYING!
I'd like to thank whoever subtitled this for me to make it easier to watch in lessons
I also have a fear of not being able to leave when I want to. That's why I don't like to carpool with other people when I'm not the one driving.
South San Francisco is actually a city 10-15 minutes away from San Francisco XD
THE SOUND HAS IMPROVED
South San Francisco is a different city. It's about a 10 minute drive on 280 out to South San Francisco, or South City as we call it here
Okay but what Allison fears about not being able to go home I relate to so much.
I agree with Gaby, Sharks are a phobia! As well as aquariums and crocodiles.
You two are the funniest!
I have fear of rejection. Like since a child, everything I did ha the sole purpose of avoiding rejection. Changing who I am, never being confrontational, controlling everything I did or say in front of people I was just meeting and even rejecting people first so they couldn't. I just started seeing a therapist last yet and he was the one that noticed the pattern between my actions and the fact that I was always so mentally tired that at days I couldn't even get up and I was like "...oh"
South San Francisco is not San Francisco at all lol. whole different world/city even a different area code than San Francisco. 🙈
Allison is just breath taking.
emetophobia, fear of vomiting or feeling sick. it got so bad at one point, i almost got an eating disorder :(
Sameee. omg and people take the piss so much Jesus.
one time when me and my boyfriend just started dating we lost each other at a baseball game (i also lost my phone). i walked around for hours lost and looking for his car until i stumbled upon a cop who called my mom who got me an uber. my boyfriend ended up being driven home by the bridge police during his attempt to trek home. he had to get his car the next morning. fun times. lesson? don’t drink at baseball games.
Allison is looking absolutely gorgeous as usual.
It's a different city 😂
Does it bother anyone else that the U in 'us'on the sign is purple when it should be green?
I'm AFRAID of being AFRAID. Like if I anticipate that I'm going to be in a fearful situation, I panic. I'm afraid of getting lost. I'm afraid of living and not amounting to anything. I'm a bit afraid of what happens after this life. I'm afraid of being in tiny spaces.
In second grade we went on a field trip to a planetarium and I had a full blown panic attack. I've been terrified of space ever since. Once a guy wanted to go stargazing on a date and I was like "I get it, it's romantic, I see what you're going for, but can we please just skip to the make-out because otherwise this is going to go really really badly for everyone." It went badly anyway.
Not being able to leave some place is the WORST.
I totally share the not being able to get home phobia. I have had panic attacks in movie theaters with long lines to Tue exit.
Questions for you two: What do you wanna be when you grow up? What is your recurring nightmare? If you had to only shave your armpits, legs, or junkus, FOREVER ... what would you choose?
Question does anyone know if the email is still the 2014 one?? Lol
I have arachnophobia and I live in the countryside. Well, I'm sure that's no help. Every time I see a spider I imagine it crawling under my sheets at night or crawling to get on me and when this happens my muscles atrophy so my hands are just so tightly closed I can't open a single door so I just scream and get to the highest place possible till somebody kills the damn spider and I have to wait till I'm relaxed so my muscles stop the atrophy and I can move my hands and feet again.
Yes, I always like to know that I can leave whenever I want to at an event. By my own means...so that it doesn't inconvenience anyone else.
D"o you know more more people go to places they can't park "😂😂😂 true af
South San Fransisco is a separate city from SF
I have the same fear of not being able to get back home, or being trapped or stuck.
I love you guys.
Love you JBU!!
Also scared of going somewhere and not being able to get home! Thank you, Allison. ^_^
allison would NOT like sailing then.
I spent 2 extra days on the way back from nantucket than on the way to, and even I was going a bit nuts. I dont think Allison wouldve reacted too well to that!
I have a phobia of this thing called life.
South San Francisco is a separate city, and no, it is not the good part! Lol
Im digging Gabys outfit, like that shirt and flannel is nioce I need to know where u got it
I'm not a fan of crossing a street unless there's a light to give me the right away. Any other time I feel like a drunk driver will hit me or a sober driver will out of some weird spite.
fear of falling...
I have a huge irrational fear of buildings (that I'm in) collapsing, especially if the stuff inside is really heavy!
Sort of a weird one but I'm terrified of escalators (specifically down escalators), just the thought of having to use one makes me anxious and when I'm actually faced with an escalator that I have to use I turn into a gibbering shaking wreck. No clue where it comes from though from research it may be a depth perception issue, I've just always been scared of them.
THE LAST SECONDS ARE MY FAVORITES !! PARKING? WTHECK AAHAHASHSAHAS
"i know where your gap" i thought it was going to go sexual too omg hahaha
Didn't they answer this, kind of, in their Lightening Round episode?
Can you both do a lightiningh round again #2?
bree as in bree essrig? bree and gaby together is what heaven is made of
haha I have to agree with allison on all these. not being able to get back home or even just away from people/crowds is a big one. and yes, shark phobias are stupid :P
Do normal people really put their pants on one leg at a time? Because I do both at the same time.
That video Bree and Gaby did was literally my favorite!! "Don't be Anne Frank!" "She wasn't a hero, she was just there!!"
Claustrophobia. Whether I'm in a small space or stuck in a crowd of people I have a very hard time breathing and will probably cry. I hate being trapped anywhere.
Butterflies. Or any insect that has wings makes me panic.
You never know when they'll start flying, invading your space with those papery like wings.
I swear phobias are being taken too lightly nowadays -_- I literally needed an intervention as child because I LITERALLY had pediophobia (fear of dolls, mannequins, human like inanimate figures) The anxiety consumed me, I refused to go to malls, toy stores, watch doll commercials, or go to houses with girls. Common fear isn't a phobia.
I have a phobia of ring tones/dial tones/the pause before someones voicemail begins to play. If you don't pick up your phone within the first few rings, I nearly perish with anxiety and fear ... also please never call me.
South San Francisco is a different city/county than San Francisco.
Germaphobia. I sanitize everything obsessively.
DOORS IN PUBLIC PLACES
Hasse Leeuwen *Shudders
Travel size Lysol changed my life
that sounds like OCD to me
+Duncan Apisdorf what about the fear of getting ill? if I'm well informed, ocd people do it because they think it will help against things, I do it because I think it will keep me more healthy (I don't have germophobia, its a result of emetophobia)
so south san francisco is pretty much a different city. its san francisco then Daily City THEN theres south san francisco.
Watching old JBU vids! Yay!
how do you get them to answer your questions??
Bree? As in Bree Essrig from Sourcefed?
Is allision becames pregent
Phobia is a strong word... Unless it's been diagnosed and/or treated by a mental health specialist, just use the term "fears".
I also have a tiny gap between my small bottom teeth that is often mistake for food!
Glad to see Vaudeville era jokes are alive and well on JBU.
Gaby and Allison always look great, obviously, but damn in this video they are fleekin'.
That's some legit great advice though... don't tell people about your phobias. Especially if you get triggered by seeing pics, or just thinking about the thing you're afraid of. Example: clowns. If you're terrified of clowns, people will almost definitely try to tease you.
Where do you send questions?
I have really weird phobias, Im afraid of dying ironically (like if you were watching a horror movie and the character said something to make you know that they were gonna die) being in control of my future and tiny holes.
Lol I'm happy that I'm early.
Hi Gabby and Allison!
Soo im new here.. And I
have a phobia for Landsharks 😪...Also question from Chile , Concepcion Biggest pet peeves about yourselfzs? and current jam 🎧?
Someone has probably already said this but Mike said that because South San Francisco is actually a different city than San Francisco. The two are separated by like Daly City and Colma and San Bruno.
I think the people go to places you can't park comment was actually pretty funny given that basically all of San Francisco is exactly that :P
I love your videos ! :)
South San Francisco is a completely different city fyi
How to Ask you questions ? Where should we post them ?
I dont know if it's a phobia, but I am usually too scared to use elevators, like they could crash or you can get stuck in them. No thank you, I'll take the stairs
anyone notice she is bump? is she pregnant?
South San Francisco is a separate city from SF
Does anyone realize that South San Francisco is a separate city from SF, or is it just me?
Where can i send a question?!! :(
"more and more people go to places you can't park."
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!