My husband and I once took our five year old to a circus. It was so so so crowded. I looked over at my son and said if we get separated, I want you to go to the stage and stand on the left side until mommy or daddy comes for you. My husband said you are way too overprotective. Some how, I lost them both in the crowd. My husband lost him too. Low and behold, he found the stage and stood and waited for me on the left side. 🤗 My husband was there when I told my son but he went to wait for us in the parking lot 🤣. Moral of the story: kids are smarter and more resilient than you think.
Wonderful story! It’s one of those stories that could have gone way way left but do to God’s grace and mercy it’s now a story to look back on and make jokes about. 😊
The wife and I, we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor. All day. All day. You know, when we went back at night, when we came to our senses, there he was. Apparently, he was there all day with the corpse. He was okay. You know, after six, seven weeks. He came around and started talking again. They get over it. Kids are resilient like that.
I am not a native speaker. Please forgive if we misunderstood you. Are you saying that you left your child with a dead body in a funeral home? There was nobody to check on him there?
@@MsBeachgirl10 THE FACT is the majority of media have been caught saying they're main goal is to get everyone against trump. YOU GOT SUCKERED The media is owned by americas ruling oligarchy- the real bad guys. Welcome for the free info
@@fsaari Sorry, but you, along with all the MAGATS, are the suckers. Why in the world would EVERYONE be against Trump? Makes no sense. Chump is a grifter and a LOSER, so keep sending him your hard-earned money if you want--Melania could use another pair of diamond studded shoes.
I don't have love for any politician. I think they're all in it for themselves. But whenever I see Hillary on these shows I can't help but think "Hold up, hold up, hold up! Ya'll thought THIS was a worse option than Trump?! Ya'll thought THIS was gonna DESTROY THE WORLD if she ever became President?!?! gtfoh!"
S.M.H... cant believe the ignorance out here sometimes...... Hillary wanted to enforce a no-fly zone over Syria which would have led to a direct confrontation to with russia because they were already operating in the area with Assad's permission. You would have preferred war with russia instead of trump as president????? Gtfoh🤭🤭 youre delusional mainstream media sucker
Lol you seriously judging Hillary off of shows like this? This bitch is a manipulative power hungry two faced witch. She is clearly playing a character. Most of these politicians are narcissistic two faced liars that puts on a face for these goddamn political circus shows to try to promote them, do not fall for manipulation my friend
Isn’t she the politician responsible for the bombing of Libya, the murder of it’s leader and the permanent destruction of the country? Btw, with Biden in right now, we’ve never been this close to nuclear annihilation. I’m no fan of trump but at least we weren’t facing WW3 & all out nuclear war like we are now.
But she DID WIN. Hillary Clinton beat Trump by 3 MILLION votes. It's USA's STUPID Electoral College Voting system where small populated states have the same voting weights as huge populated states. Trump WAS a MINORITY POTUS. USA is NOT a true Democracy.
She’s not president like she wanted to be and she’ll never be president. She was definitely locked up politically. No one wants her endorsements and watching her justify a Biden presidency just solidified her cringe agenda. WakeTFup please
@@onelogue if you can’t even read the word wake not what then we have a serious problem. Did you know CIA made the term conspiracy theory? You’re a good example of what they wanted, you’re praising Hillary Clinton for fook sake haha
@@dougfreeman8212 wow if you're unable to decipher the word I meant to type then you have some serious issues to address. See what I did there, playing your immature dismissive jab at me. And Hilary has never been in jail. What propaganda are you listening to? Are you some Trumper loyalist who ignores all the crime he is currently being raided and investigated for? Do you need me to explain all the legal fights he is currently fighting?
@@onelogue but how do you confuse Wake with what? Then you pull the lame conspiracy theory term like it’s supposed to degrade my intellect? It’s the dumbest cop out for lazy responders. You praising Hillary Clinton is some of the cringiest garbage out there. She’s a horrible person and you clap like a seal for her. Dude WAKETFUP
In this world but not the next. If you believe in justice. I feel sad for all the families of the body guards they’ve murdered for simply seeing too much. It’s maddening to watch the media protest and celebrate her when so many honorable people have died close to her and her husband
“Of the 57 names, 11 men were all former Clinton bodyguards.” No other President has had so many deaths. If you know too much and are close to the Clinton’s you die
These Mother/Daughter appearances are actually quite calculated and cringy. It is like the celebrities who make an SNL appearance after some major fallout
They appeared together on an episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend (podcast) and were just as fun... though some of the material was rehashed here that they talked about already, like who's more bossy as a parent, etc. But it made for a great episode.
You obviously dont know this charlatan ... if there every was a fraud or a person who pretends to have some skill or be something she isn't. This fake is one. Iknow this woman... and I'm her neighbor from WAY backin ittlerock. Shes a pathetic soul ...would throw water on her if her a%% were on fire.
At least Hilary is a good parent At least she won’t bury her mother in a golf course. Imagine Ivanka and trump on a talk show talking about how much money they got for the documents they stole. 🤣🤣🤣
Whoever reading this, I pray that whatever you’re going through gets better and whatever you’re struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine I wish you the best of what life has to offer.❤️👏👏
Wait, I've got an idea for a movie "Kremlin Alone! Chelsea Clinton is a 13 year old alone in the Kremlin who uses a bunch of hastily improvised traps to foil a pair of bungling Russian agents who are trying to take her hostage. Hilarity ensues, but the Kremlin is nearly destroyed in the process."
@@shamanbeartwo3819 The bad guys break into a room with a secret entrance, only to discover an orange man taking a lovely golden shower...while a man in a bear suit films the action. The bad guys flee the room in fear. One says, "Was that...?" The other says "Don't say another word! And stay away from sixth floor windows."
Wow Jimmy!!! Illegal Clinton Foundation 🙄 and you are having these 2 on your show but continue to down Trump! WHAT A HYPOCRITE! PATHETIC! I NO LONGER WATCH! 🤔😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬
I remember being in Bill's inauguration parade and Hillary closed our school down afterwards to build white people housing units. The best black school in the area! Hine Junior High. Why Hillary? I will forever dislike her. And it's partly why I voted for Trump. I was thrilled that she lost. Before that happened, I liked her. I met Michael Jackson that day.
Leaving your kid at the Kremlin vs. leaving your kid at the White House. Imagine being from one of those countries and knowing your reaction to one is the complete polar opposite of the other. Like, wtf kind of world is that. Makes me grateful.
Hun...Hillary is dead or still in Gitmo where she belongs. Lord, they have the video of her being arrested in 2016 at the 911 event....where they said she fainted 😂😂. Watch...she is in handcuffs and was arrested. Then they went to Chelsea's to get her. A clone came out that day from Chelsea's apartment, it's so obvious it wasn't the same person. Actually, when they opened the door on the van her knees buckle...who was in the van???? They say JFK Jr . Yes, he's alive. She planned on having him assassinated! Ppl need to wake up and pay attention. Go watch the video...read the comments. Most of the evil elite have been arrested and executed.
You obviously are blinded by the lights. She is as evil as they come. And Chelsea didn't fall far from the tree. Notice Billary isn't around... he's walking around like a zombi... and Hillary with her colostomy bag vs ileostomy bag for her diarea mouth.
What parent hasn't forgotten their child at least once.
Hillary is not your friend
my dad and his sister left me when iw as an adult in another state🤣
My parents and every parent I’ve ever known. I guess I just know responsible people 🤷♂️
If I had rapist bill and Hilary as a mom I would pray they forgot me
Parents left me at a Walmart once. That was a fun experience😂
My husband and I once took our five year old to a circus. It was so so so crowded. I looked over at my son and said if we get separated, I want you to go to the stage and stand on the left side until mommy or daddy comes for you. My husband said you are way too overprotective. Some how, I lost them both in the crowd. My husband lost him too. Low and behold, he found the stage and stood and waited for me on the left side. 🤗 My husband was there when I told my son but he went to wait for us in the parking lot 🤣. Moral of the story: kids are smarter and more resilient than you think.
Besides the being separated from your kids part... that is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard! 🤣
Dad clearly was supposed to at least call you lol or stand on the stage. I'm glad that you had a plan.
Wonderful story! It’s one of those stories that could have gone way way left but do to God’s grace and mercy it’s now a story to look back on and make jokes about. 😊
@@shawnpreston1639 I know right. We spent almost an hour trying to find my husband. 🤦♀️ I’m like even the kid knows how to follow instructions.
lmao ur kid listened better than ur hubby
“ Gosh. Now I wish we were chased by a bear or something” CC. “Close” JF🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣pure comedy gold!
Chelsea: "Do I get a prize?" Me: "You're rich enough already, sweetheart."
I have missed maybe 50 shows since his run started. Jimmy saying “close” felt like the closest he’s been to Carson ever. Loved it.
Johnny Carson didn't Fake it.
It was brilliant!
Jimmy’s been VERY quick and witty for the last year or so, I wonder if he’s finally getting over his social anxiety, lol
Me: "Is it wrong that I've always kind of had a thing for Chelsea Clinton?" My wife: (Pause...) "A little bit, yeah...." :D
Well somehow, and I don't know why, this makes me feel better about having been forgotten at school pick ups a few times.
Wow they are such delightful and loving people. They really know eachother.
Haha love the sarcasm. Jimmy fallon isn’t a sell out propagandist too right?
Hillary has probably read this comment and has decided to let you live...for now.
Why is this so short?! And why didn't you ask them to tell more stories and to tell us what song she actually would sing at karaoke? :/
Moon River is one of my favorite songs. Good choice, Hill!
I’ve never heard of Moon River
The best mother/daughter duo of all time! I was laughing my head off at this especially when Chelsea mouths “what is happening?!”
Give me a break.. Dark depths of hatred for Hillary Clinton
The wife and I, we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor. All day. All day. You know, when we went back at night, when we came to our senses, there he was. Apparently, he was there all day with the corpse. He was okay. You know, after six, seven weeks. He came around and started talking again. They get over it. Kids are resilient like that.
I am not a native speaker. Please forgive if we misunderstood you. Are you saying that you left your child with a dead body in a funeral home? There was nobody to check on him there?
@@SmaRT_lizard_TV It's an old joke
@@SmaRT_lizard_TV Correct. th-cam.com/video/PNKnuuQpVQM/w-d-xo.html
Gus Polinski A.KA. John Candy on Home Alone😅😅
Two extremely bright ladies there! 🥰
Love these two beautiful ladies. Hillary looks glowing, relaxed and stress free. She must be living right 🙂👍
Yup no guilty conscience at all despite all the destruction shes created worldwide
@@fsaari The orange beast is the only one causing chaos, destruction, and division worldwide. That's a FACT.
@@MsBeachgirl10
THE FACT is the majority of media have been caught saying they're main goal is to get everyone against trump. YOU GOT SUCKERED
The media is owned by americas ruling oligarchy- the real bad guys.
Welcome for the free info
@@fsaari Sorry, but you, along with all the MAGATS, are the suckers. Why in the world would EVERYONE be against Trump? Makes no sense. Chump is a grifter and a LOSER, so keep sending him your hard-earned money if you want--Melania could use another pair of diamond studded shoes.
Hilary the actual war criminal.
So that's the daughter they thought they kidnapped in Rush Hour
In The Kremlin Alone - starring Chelsea Clinton 🤓
I don't have love for any politician. I think they're all in it for themselves. But whenever I see Hillary on these shows I can't help but think "Hold up, hold up, hold up! Ya'll thought THIS was a worse option than Trump?! Ya'll thought THIS was gonna DESTROY THE WORLD if she ever became President?!?! gtfoh!"
I love this comment
S.M.H... cant believe the ignorance out here sometimes...... Hillary wanted to enforce a no-fly zone over Syria which would have led to a direct confrontation to with russia because they were already operating in the area with Assad's permission. You would have preferred war with russia instead of trump as president?????
Gtfoh🤭🤭 youre delusional mainstream media sucker
@@Genny-Zee because you're an ignorant mainstream media sucker
Lol you seriously judging Hillary off of shows like this? This bitch is a manipulative power hungry two faced witch. She is clearly playing a character. Most of these politicians are narcissistic two faced liars that puts on a face for these goddamn political circus shows to try to promote them, do not fall for manipulation my friend
Isn’t she the politician responsible for the bombing of Libya, the murder of it’s leader and the permanent destruction of the country?
Btw, with Biden in right now, we’ve never been this close to nuclear annihilation. I’m no fan of trump but at least we weren’t facing WW3 & all out nuclear war like we are now.
If Hilary as grandma showed up during the election rather than Hilary the candidate she would have won in 2016
No she wouldn’t have. Trump’s delusional base was too strong and America’s overall misogynistic attitude wouldn’t have been swayed.
But she DID WIN. Hillary Clinton beat Trump by 3 MILLION votes. It's USA's STUPID Electoral College Voting system where small populated states have the same voting weights as huge populated states. Trump WAS a MINORITY POTUS. USA is NOT a true Democracy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christ. As though Trump the grandfather showed up during the election. Don’t let the misogyny door hit you on the way out
@@lisasmith5030 LMFAO! Clever ...
"Lock her up!"
That hasn't aged well...
She’s not president like she wanted to be and she’ll never be president. She was definitely locked up politically. No one wants her endorsements and watching her justify a Biden presidency just solidified her cringe agenda. WakeTFup please
@@dougfreeman8212 hey Doug, what does "what the fuck up" mean? Just curious cause a lot of conspiracy theorists use this term vaguely.
@@onelogue if you can’t even read the word wake not what then we have a serious problem. Did you know CIA made the term conspiracy theory? You’re a good example of what they wanted, you’re praising Hillary Clinton for fook sake haha
@@dougfreeman8212 wow if you're unable to decipher the word I meant to type then you have some serious issues to address. See what I did there, playing your immature dismissive jab at me.
And Hilary has never been in jail. What propaganda are you listening to?
Are you some Trumper loyalist who ignores all the crime he is currently being raided and investigated for? Do you need me to explain all the legal fights he is currently fighting?
@@onelogue but how do you confuse Wake with what? Then you pull the lame conspiracy theory term like it’s supposed to degrade my intellect? It’s the dumbest cop out for lazy responders. You praising Hillary Clinton is some of the cringiest garbage out there. She’s a horrible person and you clap like a seal for her. Dude WAKETFUP
😆 love it!
Seeing the charming side of the Clinton's reminds me about the old fable, "The Scorpion and the Frog."
YESSSS
This is disgusting
HA, Hillary is gonna get the last laugh.
@Benjamin David Lurie flammer
In this world but not the next. If you believe in justice. I feel sad for all the families of the body guards they’ve murdered for simply seeing too much. It’s maddening to watch the media protest and celebrate her when so many honorable people have died close to her and her husband
Hillary does have a way better evil villain laugh than Trump. Hope I live long enough to see her held accountable for her role in the Libyan coup.
@@imartin43 will never happen. Dude they have ties in the FBI and CIA for sure. No other way they get away with murder as much as they do
@@youtuber6185 a boy can dream can't he?? Her crimes around the world are many and varied there must be some kind of justice in the universe.
Soo....not even mentioning old Bill🤣🤣
Not his project.
Why. Lol. Does a man have to be brought up for them to be relevant? Bills probably at backstage or at home helping with the kids
Bill is too worried about Epstein island
You need to work on your listening comprehension skills. His name was mentioned twice.
She mentions him twice.
"DON'T VOTE PARTY, VOTE DEMOCRACY!"
If Kimmel doesn’t explain why he paints his pinky orange I’m going to switch to Jimmy Fallon!!!!
There are so many memes here from hilary's reactions it's ridiculous. hahahhaha
I wish this was longer 😂
“Of the 57 names, 11 men were all former Clinton bodyguards.” No other President has had so many deaths. If you know too much and are close to the Clinton’s you die
Haha love the sarcasm. Jimmy fallon is a turd and a half too
Me too. I want to know more.
@@kimking5928 ok bot you can go now
@@dougfreeman8212 The word is “but”. You’re welcome.
Where are those 33k emails Killery
Trump, "I prefer a candidate for President that doesn't know their kids."
One that uses his kids to commit crimes!!
These Mother/Daughter appearances are actually quite calculated and cringy. It is like the celebrities who make an SNL appearance after some major fallout
This was a great Tonight Show interview
This is one to that is to let others know. Thank you 😊
Clowns we think we stupid 😂😂😂
Great challenge
Share some laughs with a murderous war criminal, ITS SO FUN!
That woman would shit in your mouth and call it soft serve with the biggest smile on her face.
The best!
So it's not just David Cameron who leaves his child behind
They are great actors...pretending they couldn't hear....nice try. That was lame.
They’re awful people same with fallon
This is awful.
Jimmy interviews Anastasia Tremaine and Lady Tremaine from Cinderella.
Candy cane tie.... 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
Lovely family !❤️🥳💙💙 love Hillary Clinton
Yeah that dude is trying to be there.
I enjoyed them so much and they should appear more often together, really nice.
They appeared together on an episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend (podcast) and were just as fun... though some of the material was rehashed here that they talked about already, like who's more bossy as a parent, etc. But it made for a great episode.
Clinton and Hubble both are enough to make you puke.
Love them 💙
You obviously dont know this charlatan ... if there every was a fraud or a person who pretends to have some skill or be something she isn't. This fake is one. Iknow this woman... and I'm her neighbor from WAY backin ittlerock. Shes a pathetic soul ...would throw water on her if her a%% were on fire.
The real Manchurian candidate. 🤷🏽♀️
I’m obsessed with these two ❤️❤️
At least Hilary is a good parent At least she won’t bury her mother in a golf course. Imagine Ivanka and trump on a talk show talking about how much money they got for the documents they stole. 🤣🤣🤣
wow, so brain washed. did you cry when trump destroyed her and ended her political career on election night? lul..
Trump buried his ex-wife on a golf course not his mother, though I wouldn’t have put it past him trying.
@@fezzik7619 Biden confirmed raised two good for nothing kids that are sex and drug addicts. you guys are so partisan it's actually hilarious.
Joe Biden is a much better parent, though. His son Hunter Biden is a model citizen!
That was awesome
Why....Why Jimmy why.....????? Do we really need these two on??????
Wonder if Chelsea will every run for office.
Chelsea is so stunning and amazing
Stunningly ugly and evil
💯
MATT TUCK is not me red Suit white Thunder bolt.
No to the clintons
@Benjamin David Lurie , you think she should run in 2024? She’ll be 76.
*TRUMP 2024*
At home.
Father daughter challenge.
Gone are the days of Johnny Carson. It’s all scripted crap nowadays.
Carson was a douchebag and a diva behind the scenes, he’s not a hero.
Love them so much!
Great to see them together! So entertaining!
Whoever reading this, I pray that whatever you’re going through gets better and whatever you’re struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine I wish you the best of what life has to offer.❤️👏👏
Nope it’s only gonna get worse
Shut up with the spam
Thanks Darvin, I'm taking your message at face value and accepting the comfort it has offered me. Even though we are strangers.
Wait, I've got an idea for a movie "Kremlin Alone! Chelsea Clinton is a 13 year old alone in the Kremlin who uses a bunch of hastily improvised traps to foil a pair of bungling Russian agents who are trying to take her hostage. Hilarity ensues, but the Kremlin is nearly destroyed in the process."
@@shamanbeartwo3819 The bad guys break into a room with a secret entrance, only to discover an orange man taking a lovely golden shower...while a man in a bear suit films the action. The bad guys flee the room in fear. One says, "Was that...?" The other says "Don't say another word! And stay away from sixth floor windows."
So nice to see Hill enjoying life and daughter and daughter all grown up killing it in the best of ways. I hope they let Socks stay up to watch.
Killing Epstein
Killing it like the Clinton's killed their enemies
what the fu.k
Well they do know how to kill.
@@dolandlydia you’re confused… it’s TFG that had people killed..
Happy too see them out 👍🏾❤️
Killary for prison!
Wait ✋️ is that Web Hubbell's daughter?..
Had Hilary showed this side of her personality (this mother - daughter duo) she would have won the election. 🤷🏾♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She DID win the popular vote!
Should have asked how many ppl she and her husband eliminated
Hilary Bruja vieja
@Benjamin David Lurie next your going to tell me Benghazi was because of a video and Hilary didn’t leak classified information
Wasn't you so why do you care? LOL!
@@mercuryangel9223 it was her uncle. That’s why she cares.
Yawn ...... The devil n her offspring..... 🤮 🍑 🌬️
Wow Jimmy!!! Illegal Clinton Foundation 🙄 and you are having these 2 on your show but continue to down Trump! WHAT A HYPOCRITE! PATHETIC! I NO LONGER WATCH! 🤔😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬
Oh this is not set up....oh no...they know each other wink 😉 😜
Where's Bill?
she left at home
They look like they are cheating somehow which wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.
Jodi fet a fucking life.
Magass
Oh grow up and MOVE ON JODI
So gutsy women include Amy Schumer but not Queen Elizabeth II or Kaitlyn Jenner(Woman of the Year). You are lost.
Funny!
This feels staged…
👏👏👏
Good Hysterical Job 🤝 You Three ..😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
HRC sees the spot wide open to try for presidency again, don't kid yourself
I have much respect for the Clintons. ❤️
Why?
I remember being in Bill's inauguration parade and Hillary closed our school down afterwards to build white people housing units. The best black school in the area! Hine Junior High. Why Hillary? I will forever dislike her. And it's partly why I voted for Trump. I was thrilled that she lost. Before that happened, I liked her. I met Michael Jackson that day.
To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 🤗❤️
Chelsea is smart. She figured it out that the most shocking story is leaving her in russia.
Thanks for the recap Captain Obvious.
Leaving your kid at the Kremlin vs. leaving your kid at the White House. Imagine being from one of those countries and knowing your reaction to one is the complete polar opposite of the other. Like, wtf kind of world is that. Makes me grateful.
Wonder what Chelsea really knows
Nah the dude is crazy.
Nobody wants to see these fake phony's anymore. Why Jimmy?
The ol outlaw bye
Take a bath, will ya.
He’s hoping to catch Gutfeld in the ratings
It was so good to see the fun Hilary and Chelsea were having together. I miss them both and would love to know what they are up to!
Hun...Hillary is dead or still in Gitmo where she belongs. Lord, they have the video of her being arrested in 2016 at the 911 event....where they said she fainted 😂😂. Watch...she is in handcuffs and was arrested. Then they went to Chelsea's to get her. A clone came out that day from Chelsea's apartment, it's so obvious it wasn't the same person. Actually, when they opened the door on the van her knees buckle...who was in the van???? They say JFK Jr . Yes, he's alive. She planned on having him assassinated! Ppl need to wake up and pay attention. Go watch the video...read the comments. Most of the evil elite have been arrested and executed.
Chris Christie
Hillary's clone 😅😅
Hillary is gone, been gone since 2016
Bold move, Jimmy. How low do your ratings have to be to say, "Screw it! Let's Book Hilary. It can't get any worse." LOL!
She won the popular vote against Trump..and that was before he committed treason
They so already knew the answered a head of time for this one😂
I voted for her.
Love the Clintons!!!
I would have voted for this Hillary
You obviously are blinded by the lights. She is as evil as they come. And Chelsea didn't fall far from the tree. Notice Billary isn't around... he's walking around like a zombi... and Hillary with her colostomy bag vs ileostomy bag for her diarea mouth.
Murderers on a talk show 🤔🤔🤔
You aren’t there wym
@Benjamin David Lurie real news. Anyone who didn’t lie about the Covington catholic kids, the laptop or protected the chumos and Clinton’s
And what was your boy Trump? A unicorn? lmfao
@@carlyraene7121 a great president who gave us a booming economy
@@carlyraene7121 still think begazi was because of a video and Epstein killed himself
Hilary Clinton and Chelsea
Remember Benghazi
"A lesbian, a clone, and a puppet walk into a bar..."
@Benjamin David Lurie no words huh. How about we meet, since you're so brave online... I want to see how mouthy you are in person. 🤣 🤣 🤣
You forget Epstein
@Benjamin David Lurie flame
@Benjamin David Lurie for what?
Holly wierd