JoJo's Bizarre Adventure EOH: All Of Tequila Joseph's Special Quotes

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  • @ROBOTPETER101
    @ROBOTPETER101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4573

    "I've avenged my grandfather...in drag!"
    Well, never thought I'd ever hear that.

    • @RickTheSmugLord
      @RickTheSmugLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      20:18
      For anyone wondering.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      It should’ve been canon, even DIO can't come back from that humiliation.

    • @endertwelve
      @endertwelve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Imagine humiliating and defeating the enemy of your bloodline AS WELL AS trolling the ultimate life form canonically. Joseph would be too OP of a JoJo.

    • @epicgamingtime2379
      @epicgamingtime2379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROBOTPETER101 more important. Nice Ib profile picture

    • @laranjinhaAerea
      @laranjinhaAerea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Top 10 best drag races

  • @FireNinjaYoshimasaX
    @FireNinjaYoshimasaX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    "You cross-dress and you cheat on your wife? I've really had with you, old man?"
    Yeah, that sounds like something Jotaro would say.

    • @PsychoChuckGreene
      @PsychoChuckGreene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      To Projared right now....

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ^ I literally came into this video just to see some comment

    • @jakemo1393
      @jakemo1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There’s a projared meme

    • @yocarter9221
      @yocarter9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh ho,Oh ho,Oh ho

    • @ABCodeX
      @ABCodeX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chuck Greene You must feel like piece of shit now

  • @Xanderal32
    @Xanderal32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4720

    caesar trying not to laugh is so pure

    • @Grid433
      @Grid433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      3:49

    • @viky5813
      @viky5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Is so cutee

    • @samiichasebestop7915
      @samiichasebestop7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      oh my god he’s adorable i can’t-

    • @okiku6007
      @okiku6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      aww what a cute babie boy :3

    • @PatchyThePirate_
      @PatchyThePirate_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      too bad hes dead

  • @henryt3301
    @henryt3301 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5043

    I actually can't believe Jotaro, Polnareff, Giorno and Esidisi fell for it.
    Especially Jotaro.

    • @berserk213
      @berserk213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +825

      They're making fun of when he found out the stowaway girl with the overalls was actually a girl

    • @JThePervertedSummoner
      @JThePervertedSummoner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      The funny thing is that Polnareff liked it as well.

    • @FistMeDaddy
      @FistMeDaddy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      It's like the time Jotaro fell for Anne's disguise.
      And Pillarmen consider most humans as ants, so he probably didn't notice it was Joseph.

    • @danshylboodhoo2455
      @danshylboodhoo2455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I think he was just in denial that his grandfather could do this.

    • @haykalmanik7002
      @haykalmanik7002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Henry T i disagree because jotaro didnt feel for it because he said gramps

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3249

    you know you're a disappointment if Dio refuses to drink you blood

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      daleketchup Unless you're Joseph, apparently, seeing as he keeps using that "disguise" 24/7 like it would actually work.

    • @lillyputian5907
      @lillyputian5907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      daleketchup maybe thats what joseph should have done in part 3.

    • @tc_48
      @tc_48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      **sad Vanilla Ice noises**

    • @firstcooommment3675
      @firstcooommment3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dio's a disappointment to himself.
      So why does it matter

    • @Zeina107
      @Zeina107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that really a bad thing then?? Haha

  • @jaredsamples6969
    @jaredsamples6969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    DIO: "Even though you're a Joestar, I don't feel like drinking your blood..." That must explain the green lipstick when you actually did.

    • @elvondrago96
      @elvondrago96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jared Samples XD He hate Boi thots! XD

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      *Some where in a distance future
      *SAIKOU NI HIGH!*

    • @chickennuggets1990
      @chickennuggets1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      who stole the 666th like

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elvondrago96 Because no one should be a bigger thot than Dio himself. How dare he? 😂

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rule: Makeup only if no one else has it on

  • @LAngel2REAL
    @LAngel2REAL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    I wasn't expecting polnareff to flirt with him but I'm glad he does.

    • @andoparanoico
      @andoparanoico 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      "in times of war any hole is your trench"

    • @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko
      @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And he always was gay forma old Joseph

    • @r.f.switch5847
      @r.f.switch5847 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Time out, you weren't expecting the FRENCH MAN to flirt?

    • @diooverheaven4137
      @diooverheaven4137 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way!"

  • @jebbush8491
    @jebbush8491 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2799

    Old Joseph being absolutely ashamed for his past antics is the best
    "OH NO! OH MY GOD! I completely forgot about that disguise! This is one dangerous disguise... I can't let any of my family members find out about it!"
    Then Jotaro walks in and doesn't notice it's him.

    • @yoga5631
      @yoga5631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      XD. it was one of those moments that you look at your younger self cringy af XD

    • @captainhuntank7963
      @captainhuntank7963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      That moment when you find pictures of your drunk self

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jeb Bush I can't get over that

    • @talkingdomination1928
      @talkingdomination1928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This is what's known as repressed memories.

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@talkingdomination1928 right up there with peeping on Lisa Lisa

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    I love how Lisa Lisa is pretty blase about her son cross-dressing and Kars is just like "You're doing it wrong!".

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    Jonathan: "This is my grandson."
    Lisa Lisa: "This is my son."
    Caesar: "This is who I gave the last of my hamon to."
    Joseph (Part 3): "This is me."
    Jotaro: "This is my grandfather."
    Josuke: "This is my father."
    Giorno: "This is my nephew."
    Jolyne: "This is my great-grandfather."
    Johnny: "This is my alternate grandson."
    Josuke (Part 8): "This is my alternate father."
    Speedwagon: "EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS SEXUALLY CONFUSED!!!"

    • @OmegaExalted
      @OmegaExalted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      DIO: "This is my body's grandson."

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Kars: that's the guy who defeated me in my Ultimate lifeform too

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Jotaro part 4: "You're a guy?"

    • @Blu_Moon_VA
      @Blu_Moon_VA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Stroheim: "I took a grenade and a plane crash for this moron."

    • @specialbeamvegeta4059
      @specialbeamvegeta4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Shizuka: This man brought me in this family

  • @justcallmejoint6970
    @justcallmejoint6970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Caesar: "jojo...we need to talk..."
    best reaction from Caesar ever

    • @metalsonicfemaleruthlesski6349
      @metalsonicfemaleruthlesski6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i was hoping hed fall for it

    • @jellyAn6930
      @jellyAn6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I mean Caesar has markings on his face, kinda flamboyant. SHIZAAAAAAAA will teach you how to be a FlamBoy

    • @vanira-01
      @vanira-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jellyAn6930 those are birthmarks.

  • @carlosmunozbastias4358
    @carlosmunozbastias4358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2717

    "Should I keep calling you Mr. Joestar...?"

    • @willowmcintire21
      @willowmcintire21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Good Guy Kakyoin checks to make sure he isn't misgendering you. 😄

    • @braknazwy3574
      @braknazwy3574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "Should I call you Mista?"

    • @fernanchistera3394
      @fernanchistera3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@braknazwy3574 why are you gae

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Josephine Joestar

    • @Skichard
      @Skichard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Kakyoin says trans rights

  • @peterbrooke7146
    @peterbrooke7146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2146

    i like how kars is just like "thats your effort at crossdressing ha i could do it way better" xD

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      The Ultimate Lifeform is also the Ultimate Crossdresser... apparently.

    • @jeffd.683
      @jeffd.683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If he wants, he can be a school of piranhas. And an octopus.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Kars already looks like he’s wearing eyeliner

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I love how Kars just owns his style

    • @PokeSerena
      @PokeSerena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yare Yare - Kars

  • @darthakaya
    @darthakaya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    Speedwagon: STAY AWAY FROM ME
    Jolyne: YOURE DOING IT ALL WRONG

    • @Latency345
      @Latency345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Lisa Lisa: I’ll help you with Hamon and your Make Up.

    • @bennytennyson
      @bennytennyson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Latency345 supportive mom moment

  • @Lexicon865
    @Lexicon865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    "What a sad attempt at crossdressing, Jojo!"
    as if you can do bett---wait actually he can

    • @johndough5375
      @johndough5375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Actually, he-he...
      He's so gay, he doesn't even realize it. Like father like son.
      Joseph at least knows his limits and is aware of himself.

    • @raimundo566
      @raimundo566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      I was quite surprised when Kars actually knew what that was.

    • @dimentiorules
      @dimentiorules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      TheScatmanBros I don't understand, has Kars cross dressed in canon?

    • @DoctorHomicide
      @DoctorHomicide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      dimentiorules no he didn't

    • @lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954
      @lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      dimentiorules He hasn't, but he looks more like a woman.

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    i dont think i can pick a favorite one, jonathans innocence, avdol encouraging him, old joseph being weirded out, caesar laughing, jotaro just being done with him, polnareff falling for it, jolyne just going with it, this is amazing

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Truly 'Greato' reactions!

    • @danielthewalrus420
      @danielthewalrus420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Or him insulting himself

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wammu not being 100% serious in the fight

    • @Emerl-Battle
      @Emerl-Battle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lisa Lisa being weirded out but helping.

    • @EvernightTown6969
      @EvernightTown6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or Giorno not wanting to be part of this

  • @zaktician5247
    @zaktician5247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    Based on this, Lisa Lisa and Jolyne would be friends in "Helping Joseph Crossdress Correctly"

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Such a supportive family.

    • @spicyboi860
      @spicyboi860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Mother and great granddaughter help Joseph crossdress

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Jolyne: Gosh, that's so out of fashion, dude. Try something else, but what? You don't have anything nice here to dress up.
      Lisa Lisa: We should go shopping then.

    • @EvelynL.1112
      @EvelynL.1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spicyboi860 YES!!!

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now I kinda want one of those wholesome comics of both of them doing Joseph's makeup, waxing his legs and smartening up his outfit a bit

  • @zetaruler
    @zetaruler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I like to think Joseph legitimately loves cross dressing and does it in his spare time.

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shortruler lmao

    • @pikalove4337
      @pikalove4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then explain Old Joseph disgust in himself. Lol

    • @Demonicidiot
      @Demonicidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@pikalove4337 he’s lying to himself

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    Make-up training with LisaLisa, sounds hellish. But it might explain why Joseph looked so handsome at the age of 65. XD

  • @RedwindAndBeyond
    @RedwindAndBeyond 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    THIS GAME IS THE ULTIMATE FANSERVICE FOR ANY JOJO FAN!

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      it is. and it's pretty fun imo

    • @RedwindAndBeyond
      @RedwindAndBeyond 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      tjlnintendo I know so many hours of entertainment when you are in the mood.

    • @mix3k818
      @mix3k818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well, there is only one thing I'd wish they did for this game to make it perfect (in my eyes at least) - after defeating Heaven DIO, the true final ending is Jonathan meeting Dio for the final time. While a final punch from Jonathan would be nice, I thought of a much calmer ending of Dio just withering away as Jonathan stands in front of him and they talk, whether it's about why Dio lost or about Joestar giving one final attempt to make Dio turn back to good near his death. Jonathan fails to turn Dio with him trying to attack Jonathan one last time, but failing. As Dio's fading away, Jonathan says something among the lines of "It's a shame. A part of me is going to miss you, even after everything you've done. Even in death, you blew your last chance to turn to good. Farewell, Dio Brando." and Dio finally disappears.

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mix3k818 The Jotaro Ending feels copied and it is

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mix3k818 and i prefer Jonathan Ending

  • @TsukiKageTora
    @TsukiKageTora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    “Gyaaaaah! This she’s a he!?”
    Polnareff, you beautiful naive human being.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He has the same luck in relationships as me. God bless his innocent soul.

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    15:43
    Avdol: "Nice costume, Mr.Joestar"
    Magician Red: (Screaming internally)

    • @toastofcatbread3207
      @toastofcatbread3207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I dunno, Magician's Red looks like he's screaming pretty externally there.

    • @zentstar7x
      @zentstar7x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Magician's Red is trying to wake people up
      I still can't believe that Avdol's spirit animal is a fucking chicken

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@zentstar7x Oi Araki-senpai, why does the first black stand user have a fried chicken stand?

    • @MateriaLord826
      @MateriaLord826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More like its thinking “the duck’s wrong with this human?! I don’t get it!!!!!!!”

    • @shaggy-foot
      @shaggy-foot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Magician red when he scream internally : DAMMMN BOI HES THICC!!!

  • @tomato4446
    @tomato4446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Kars: _Yare Yare_
    Jotaro: *TRIGGERED*

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Honey Lemon Queen Jotriggered

    • @captainhuntank7963
      @captainhuntank7963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *urge to ORA intensifies*

  • @Brittonbubba137
    @Brittonbubba137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    14:47
    POLNAREFF FELL FOR IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Britton Yeatter
      French boi fell into the trap

    • @matteussilvestre8583
      @matteussilvestre8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      "You fell for it, fool!"

    • @tenteclz8731
      @tenteclz8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@matteussilvestre8583 Thunder cross split a trap!

    • @Kuraimizu9152
      @Kuraimizu9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@tenteclz8731 Thunder Cross dress attack!

    • @condensedmilk4494
      @condensedmilk4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hes down bad

  • @Darkalfondso
    @Darkalfondso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    6:05
    Gotta love Lisa Lisa. Supporting his son's chooses no matter what.
    You wanna wear make-up? Ima teach you how to do it right

  • @nobgs4505
    @nobgs4505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I love how Old Joseph went from "OH NO, OH MY GOOODDD" to "I know this is me but damn I look hot"

  • @rezfult5291
    @rezfult5291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    13:55 says Kakyoin in pajama

    • @melonysnicket
      @melonysnicket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      And sunglasses.

    • @GeminiOxStar0603
      @GeminiOxStar0603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      AND NO FREAKING SLIPPERS!!

    • @n1k0la1
      @n1k0la1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Mans fighting barefoot like it’s nothing

  • @gabriellopes8987
    @gabriellopes8987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    *I AVENGED MY GRANDFATHER IN DRAG*

  • @alithia2264
    @alithia2264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Even Joseph criticizes his disguise

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Not like he had the right to criticize when he's wearing the exact same disguise.

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheWarmachine375 I think OP might have additionally been referring to Old Joseph

  • @letsanimateit1676
    @letsanimateit1676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    after 50 years, Joseph finally realized how stupid that outfit was

    • @darthakaya
      @darthakaya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lets AnimateIt only took 50 years

    • @hybridepsilon2099
      @hybridepsilon2099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lets AnimateIt well knowing joseph he wouldn’t have realized until his 80’s so i guess this is a miracle

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How dare y'all?

    • @rotting_spider
      @rotting_spider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly, Joseph should've gotten some help from Lisa Lisa on that one

  • @wynweeardo0593
    @wynweeardo0593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ THE WIND IS BLOWING UP MY SKIRT!~
    Whammu : I just don't understand humans ....
    Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ YOU RIPPED MY SKIRT INTO TATTERS! YOU ANIMAL!~
    Kars : My my, how the humans have fallen
    *ded*

    • @scipion3679
      @scipion3679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yare, yare...

    • @stardust_sonic
      @stardust_sonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      DIO : Even though you're a Joestar, for some reason I don't feel like drinking your blood ...

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You crossdress, and you cheat on your wife. I’ve really had it with you, old man.

    • @menacetosociety471
      @menacetosociety471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is your profile aph prussia and gilbird

    • @katymbeke8400
      @katymbeke8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Remember how Wamuu proposed to Joseph?...

  • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
    @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 8 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "wait a minute... this lady is a man!",this is coming from the joestar that befriended the personification of "dude looks like a lady".

  • @BuzzKirill3D
    @BuzzKirill3D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "I avenged my grandfather... in drag!"
    damn, this game sometimes rivals the original material in terms of Joseph moments

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "You should look at yourself through a more objective viewpoint" Is Stroheim giving him cross-dressing tips...

  • @Megasergio92
    @Megasergio92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Kakyoin asking Joseph why's he dressed like that while he's on his PJs

  • @neltharium8071
    @neltharium8071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Giorno: "I don't want people to think we're the same kind of person."
    Also Giorno: _uses chains and some blue cloth as clothing, and when he has actual clothing it has a massive heart with male cleavage in the middle. Had some events with mista. Let's a grown-up man lick his face_

    • @pikalove4337
      @pikalove4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      To be fair. The licking wasn't consensual.

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Pika Love and yet he didn't back off the second he felt a tounge

    • @pendragonkiwami
      @pendragonkiwami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **bruh**

  • @maximusdarkultima
    @maximusdarkultima 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    don't you just hate it when your grandfather cross dresses and cheats on your grandma?

  • @moodycupofblue4170
    @moodycupofblue4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    3:52 Caesar trying to hold his shit together is the funniest thing I've seen today

  • @samuelcamarillo1349
    @samuelcamarillo1349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    -JoJo... we need to talk.
    -Caesar... Hold on, I'm dressed like this for you!

  • @tactpoggies
    @tactpoggies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    "Gramps, I can only handle so much of your crap"
    Jotaro is in for a ride for part 4

  • @ROBOTPETER101
    @ROBOTPETER101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "Manscaping is like Cross-Dressing 101! Get with the program!"
    Fucking Jolyne

    • @TOTTO9508
      @TOTTO9508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Well, she knows a pretty good cross-dresser

    • @narcisoanasui589
      @narcisoanasui589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'll dismantle all of you for these insults toward my attire, heretics!

    • @Prince_Smugarina
      @Prince_Smugarina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Speaking of Jolyne. I don't know why, but when those two laughed together for their victory quoting I just lost my shit, and damn near fell over laughing.

    • @jaxondabeastz2046
      @jaxondabeastz2046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snow Day Gnar q

  • @pepis_cola1416
    @pepis_cola1416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Giorno: "A disguise that doesn't disguise you is useless, don't you think so?"
    Also Giorno: "Wait, that lady was a man!"

  • @wyrmofvt
    @wyrmofvt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    Some people were actually fooled by Tequila Joe? Even Polnareff, the frenchman?! Man, this game...
    Hell, this series...

    • @ADTribalChild
      @ADTribalChild 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      wyrmofvt It ain't BIZARRE for nothin,' baby lol

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      wyrmofvt well people from battle tendency can easily see through that madman

    • @GeminiOxStar0603
      @GeminiOxStar0603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Polnareff always did think more with his rapier instead of his brain.

    • @santosdumont2700
      @santosdumont2700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But who is joe?

    • @specialbeamvegeta4059
      @specialbeamvegeta4059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro, Nazi Soldiers found out it was a disguise in an instant lol

  • @D-Havoc
    @D-Havoc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I'll say it again, I love this game for the character interactions. This is just too good. Joseph's VA got really into this.

    • @Metahodos
      @Metahodos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That's Tomokazu Sugita for you!

  • @psychocrysis2
    @psychocrysis2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The Joseph and Jolyne laugh sounds like part of a spin-off where 90 year old Oldseph comes back one last time for Stone Ocean and proceeds to turn it into a Battle Tendency-esque trollfest.

  • @petermanfox2535
    @petermanfox2535 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Don`t tell me YOU´VE got a problem with me cross-dressing! At least I`m not half-naked!

    • @pikalove4337
      @pikalove4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think I'd rather be naked than wear that.

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best line ever

    • @p2Universe
      @p2Universe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got a point tho.

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pikalove4337 damn I know that dress is ugly but… really?

  • @______1278
    @______1278 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    love how jotaro doesnt know its joseph

    • @treywilliams1388
      @treywilliams1388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      ______ he probably knows and is probably using all his mental strength to deny it.

    • @missing2414
      @missing2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Blue Toad 13:05 21:08 how the fuck

  • @DarkDragon2344
    @DarkDragon2344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Damn, Giorno really doesn't like crossdressers does he.

    • @eliastrite4005
      @eliastrite4005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      He fkn looks like one himself

    • @strykon4721
      @strykon4721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      He is just jealous

    • @Eox3
      @Eox3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Like father(s), like son

    • @IamNCortex
      @IamNCortex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      And his dad is a crossdresser

    • @IsaacCahn
      @IsaacCahn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Giorno hates pointless actions.

  • @disgaealikerasapOG
    @disgaealikerasapOG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    6:10 27:09 27:28 The girls are giving him advice lol

  • @Azurada23rd
    @Azurada23rd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Jolyne had such a goofy laugh

  • @seiyuch.
    @seiyuch. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Even Speedwagon is scared!

    • @seiyuch.
      @seiyuch. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** Thanks! xD
      I was tired...

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      6:42 I love how his Mom is just like "We're going to have a serious talk about this, young man...."

  • @KingTimmahB
    @KingTimmahB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    TJ: I am the true self *winks*
    OJ: ....OH NOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wendy De paz no.

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Wendy De paz peraona as a whole is a big jojo reference

    • @AB-mr8xy
      @AB-mr8xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YourAverageMachine101 the comment was a reference to an abridged version of no game no life when someone said the exact same quote in a jojo reference

  • @joshuar2582
    @joshuar2582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I love how Esidisi seemed to be the least judgmental.

    • @jaderotaski1
      @jaderotaski1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That and Josuke promising not to tell anyone like a good pure boi

    • @mukuroikusaba7998
      @mukuroikusaba7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And even promising to visit every three days like a good son.

    • @waluigist
      @waluigist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a little confused but didn't judge

  • @jocachavalc.4837
    @jocachavalc.4837 8 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Joseph's reaction when someone sees through his disguise is adorable.

  • @marche800
    @marche800 8 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    15:23 I'm done. First off hear young Joseph go "OH MY GOD" is amazing and secondly he really never thought of that?!

    • @Vickster2004
      @Vickster2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Music to my ears.

  • @Darkalfondso
    @Darkalfondso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    17:24 I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS JOSEPH

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Tracks Darren it was repressed

    • @cindynoh8394
      @cindynoh8394 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been fifty years since then, so it's not surprising

  • @dognosed
    @dognosed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I was hoping for joseph to say to Ceasar "I dress like this only for you my sweet."

    • @isaacm2161
      @isaacm2161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Carlton Banks that's just gay
      I like it

    • @Emi_Bunni
      @Emi_Bunni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Aisaac C I SHIP IT

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Joseph normally walks around with a sleeveless belly shirt and tight jeans; I think he's already appealing to it.

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@misterbadguy7325 and a midriff

  • @Bizarrejoe
    @Bizarrejoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Lisa Lisa sounds so done with JoJo's shit on that first line, but so weirdly accepting on all the other ones.

  • @pepsiman6808
    @pepsiman6808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    speedwagon's reactions are perfect

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Stroheim's are better. Man screams.

    • @charlesbrioche6745
      @charlesbrioche6745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Polnareff's reaction tops it all

    • @FoxBallFlat
      @FoxBallFlat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Old Joseph reactions, dudes.

    • @doubledio3061
      @doubledio3061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Speedwagon is always perfect

  • @Dinkerdoodle
    @Dinkerdoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "I know that scar, and those *handsome* eyes!"

    • @ThatElfNerd
      @ThatElfNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Speedwagon. Best Anime Waifu.

    • @nanocado
      @nanocado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "It's not gay if it's speedwagon"
      - God

    • @tinagodech8410
      @tinagodech8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nanocado god said it himself

    • @nanocado
      @nanocado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tina Godech wait I'll edit my comment

    • @tinagodech8410
      @tinagodech8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nanocado there we go my guy

  • @Doctorolivercook
    @Doctorolivercook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    BAHAHAHAHAAA!!! POLNAREFF FELL FOR IT!!

    • @karanrawat835
      @karanrawat835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      +AllAboardTheDankMemeTrain But Polnareff got attracted to Tequila Joseph

    • @jonathanjoestar7640
      @jonathanjoestar7640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also Giorno. Gio disappointed me since most of his teammates are traps and he still fell for it.

    • @elimatua5591
      @elimatua5591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Even worse: Narancia could actually be confused for both, and Joseph is 100% masculine sans the outfit.
      How did Giorno fall for it? Did he have a vacation trip to some random location where every lady is buff as heck?

  • @alexhoy9291
    @alexhoy9291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Joseph out-weirded kakyoin

  • @nessesaryschoolthing
    @nessesaryschoolthing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    15:25 Polnareff, exemplary gentleman that he is, is the only one with the patience to explain to Joseph exactly what's unconvincing about his disguise. Finally, it clicks for him!

  • @NismoW
    @NismoW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Wait. Since Kars said it was a sad attempt does that mean Kars have done it before? Lmao

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well, Kars always look like He's wearing Eyeliner so He could be

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He’s the ultimate lifeform, crossdressing is one of his many talents.

    • @rotting_spider
      @rotting_spider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Andyatl2002 I mean he doesn't need to crossdress when he can literally change his body to be whatever he wants it to be like

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rotting_spider, well I was kinda talking about him before he became truly the ultimate life form

    • @rotting_spider
      @rotting_spider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Andyatl2002 Fair point, and I do agree that he has major makeup talent. like, damn the eyeliner and the eyeshadow were both on point and his hair is glorious

  • @shootingstar0312
    @shootingstar0312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    4:10
    jojo we need to talk
    fucking brilliant

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Caesar trying super hard to hold in his laughter

  • @caster25000
    @caster25000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Behold, the only usage of jiggle physics in the entirety of EOH.
    And what a glorious use it is.

  • @purefandom3659
    @purefandom3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Kars saying that Joseph's attempt at cross dressing is sad is so funny to me because that suggests that Kars has crossed dressed before and has done it better.

  • @IronHawk96
    @IronHawk96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    8:15 The way Stroheim just yells out "JOJOOOOOO!!!!!" kills me every time xD

  • @IamNCortex
    @IamNCortex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Did Esidisi, Jotaro and Giorno seriously fall for that

    • @MakoClover
      @MakoClover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Joke Of The Day ngl i don't know what you mean by 'joestar sex drive problem', the joestars seem to nail the very first person they see/whoever they want

    • @unclediosbrand-new-os185
      @unclediosbrand-new-os185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Inter5tella
      except jotaro wanted to bang a dolphin,but ended up banging her trainer

    • @MakoClover
      @MakoClover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Jesus Christ how do you know his wife wasn't actually a dolphin? conspiracy revealed

    • @subittoo4484
      @subittoo4484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Jolyne half dolphin confirmed

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Inter5tella its a joke from a abridged by antfish

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Jonathan: Of all the questionable things my descendants will ever do, this is easily the most.... bizarre. ~Cue Roundabout by Yes~

  • @Cyanopsia
    @Cyanopsia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "What a sad attempt at cross-dressing, Jojo!"
    This implies that Kars has no qualms with cross-dressing itself, and more importantly, thinks he could do better.

  • @kyamuron98
    @kyamuron98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "What in Heaven's name in he doing?!"
    -Jonathan Joestar

  • @Zotjad
    @Zotjad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Poor Speedwagon's more upset seeing that than any vampire zombie murder.

  • @purplehazefeedback
    @purplehazefeedback 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The fact that Joseph called Speedwagon's eyes beautiful is just wholesome.

  • @vanguard-pv5mc
    @vanguard-pv5mc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how DIO seems to be legitimately furious that Joseph dared to show up to fight him dressed like that.

  • @Darkalfondso
    @Darkalfondso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    20:39
    It's a minor detail. But I love it...even though I can't believe of ALL PEOPLE. JOTARO CAN'T TELL IT'S A FREAKING DUDE. WHAT THE HELL

  • @A_Name_On_YT
    @A_Name_On_YT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "Should I keep calling you Mr. Joestar?" is my favorite and I don't know why

  • @zentstar7x
    @zentstar7x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Takes About 50 year to figures out his disguise is bad
    Typical Joseph.

  • @lionheart6176
    @lionheart6176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    17:29 oh old joeseph...your life is by far the most bizarre out of everyones

  • @portagasdace21117
    @portagasdace21117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    You thought that jolyne was the first female protagonist in jojo but kono Joseph da!

  • @MitoNova583
    @MitoNova583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how Gyro just casually interrupts one of Joseph’s & Giorno’s conversations like the moldy hair cowboy he is

  • @mrmoonman4552
    @mrmoonman4552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *THERE'S NOTHING UNDER MY SKIRT EXCEPT MORE TEQUILA, BIG BOY*

    • @dandrecollier800
      @dandrecollier800 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This made me laugh more then it should

  • @yetisnowmanthing3381
    @yetisnowmanthing3381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "My my...How the humans have fallen" ouch Kars

  • @nobodyimportant4778
    @nobodyimportant4778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Of course kars would criticize the quality of his crossdressing

  • @WolfAnge23
    @WolfAnge23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Jojo....we need to talk"

  • @turingsghost
    @turingsghost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    the perfect disguise for the perfect man

  • @luxelinfernal4875
    @luxelinfernal4875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    There is always a busty character in every fighting game.
    Mai Shiranui (KOF)
    Baiken (Guilty Gear)
    Litchi Faye Ling (Blazblue)
    Power girl (Injustice 2)
    Rainbow Mika (Street Fighters)
    Morrigan Aesland (Darkstalkers)
    Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur)
    Joseph Joestar (this game)...

  • @BlackPrince24
    @BlackPrince24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Are we not going to point out that there's literally almost 30 minutes of dialogue for Tequila Joseph

  • @ultimatecartoon2881
    @ultimatecartoon2881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    not even crazy diamond can fix joseph's disguise

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Exactly. There's nothing to fix. It is already perfect.

  • @beepboop3763
    @beepboop3763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    JOLYNE N JOSEPH LAUGHING TOGETHER BYE I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

    • @Ilane06_off
      @Ilane06_off 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're so funny !!

  • @elfmonster3082
    @elfmonster3082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    26:43 Looks like Doppio is trying to replicate Joseph's pose only to fail miserably.

  • @RunikaMori
    @RunikaMori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    How does Jotaro of all people fall for it?

    • @thatguuuuuuuy560
      @thatguuuuuuuy560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Joke Of The Day LOOOL

    • @spiritfired
      @spiritfired 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I LOLed so hard at that. I guess that's why he can't deal with women (canon). He can't even recognize one! HAHAHAHAHA!!

    • @aratherfestiveperson3273
      @aratherfestiveperson3273 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      THE JOESTAR SEX DRIVE CANNOT BE DIMINISHED FROM MERE SICKNESS!

    • @ВалдисПельш-ф8г
      @ВалдисПельш-ф8г 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Autism

    • @trentos
      @trentos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Because it's the work of an enemy Stand.

  • @NikaDeus
    @NikaDeus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    12:06 Kars does his Jotaro impression.

  • @lothricknighthelm8653
    @lothricknighthelm8653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    jotaro has some pretty low lady standards

    • @jotarojohlynekujo9222
      @jotarojohlynekujo9222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      the real question is how did I get a wife

    • @MakoClover
      @MakoClover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jotaro & Johlyne Kujo I ask myself this every day

    • @jotarojohlynekujo9222
      @jotarojohlynekujo9222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I sigh- yare yare daze....

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shiza Chan San Tan Trashcan Man don't underestimate the joestar sex drive

    • @smackpackyt1305
      @smackpackyt1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:06

  • @menacetosociety471
    @menacetosociety471 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I like how jonathan doesn't actually judge joseph, he just doesnt think he couldn't fight in a dress and all those accessories

  • @dionb6596
    @dionb6596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    You cross-dress and cheat on your wife, Damn!!! Below the belt Jotaro Below the belt!!

    • @FireNinjaYoshimasaX
      @FireNinjaYoshimasaX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sounds like something Jotaro would say.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joylne is illegitimate so Jotaro is the pot calling the kettle black.

  • @PAN-sd8bx
    @PAN-sd8bx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Kyaaahh! The hot wind's blowing up my skirt! " that line make me laugh so bad 😂

  • @sambradley9091
    @sambradley9091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Polnareff: "Your makeup's weird, but you're way too buff to begin with!"
    Joseph: "OH! MY! GOD!! I never even thought of that!"
    This actually explains why he's so surprised when people figure it out, I'm not even surprised Joseph didn't realize that like a dumbass

  • @mikeydiaz7790
    @mikeydiaz7790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I wonder if Yoshikage wants to marry Joseph's hands.