Imagine humiliating and defeating the enemy of your bloodline AS WELL AS trolling the ultimate life form canonically. Joseph would be too OP of a JoJo.
Old Joseph being absolutely ashamed for his past antics is the best "OH NO! OH MY GOD! I completely forgot about that disguise! This is one dangerous disguise... I can't let any of my family members find out about it!" Then Jotaro walks in and doesn't notice it's him.
Jonathan: "This is my grandson." Lisa Lisa: "This is my son." Caesar: "This is who I gave the last of my hamon to." Joseph (Part 3): "This is me." Jotaro: "This is my grandfather." Josuke: "This is my father." Giorno: "This is my nephew." Jolyne: "This is my great-grandfather." Johnny: "This is my alternate grandson." Josuke (Part 8): "This is my alternate father." Speedwagon: "EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS SEXUALLY CONFUSED!!!"
i dont think i can pick a favorite one, jonathans innocence, avdol encouraging him, old joseph being weirded out, caesar laughing, jotaro just being done with him, polnareff falling for it, jolyne just going with it, this is amazing
Jolyne: Gosh, that's so out of fashion, dude. Try something else, but what? You don't have anything nice here to dress up. Lisa Lisa: We should go shopping then.
Well, there is only one thing I'd wish they did for this game to make it perfect (in my eyes at least) - after defeating Heaven DIO, the true final ending is Jonathan meeting Dio for the final time. While a final punch from Jonathan would be nice, I thought of a much calmer ending of Dio just withering away as Jonathan stands in front of him and they talk, whether it's about why Dio lost or about Joestar giving one final attempt to make Dio turn back to good near his death. Jonathan fails to turn Dio with him trying to attack Jonathan one last time, but failing. As Dio's fading away, Jonathan says something among the lines of "It's a shame. A part of me is going to miss you, even after everything you've done. Even in death, you blew your last chance to turn to good. Farewell, Dio Brando." and Dio finally disappears.
Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ THE WIND IS BLOWING UP MY SKIRT!~ Whammu : I just don't understand humans .... Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ YOU RIPPED MY SKIRT INTO TATTERS! YOU ANIMAL!~ Kars : My my, how the humans have fallen *ded*
Giorno: "I don't want people to think we're the same kind of person." Also Giorno: _uses chains and some blue cloth as clothing, and when he has actual clothing it has a massive heart with male cleavage in the middle. Had some events with mista. Let's a grown-up man lick his face_
Speaking of Jolyne. I don't know why, but when those two laughed together for their victory quoting I just lost my shit, and damn near fell over laughing.
The Joseph and Jolyne laugh sounds like part of a spin-off where 90 year old Oldseph comes back one last time for Stone Ocean and proceeds to turn it into a Battle Tendency-esque trollfest.
Even worse: Narancia could actually be confused for both, and Joseph is 100% masculine sans the outfit. How did Giorno fall for it? Did he have a vacation trip to some random location where every lady is buff as heck?
15:25 Polnareff, exemplary gentleman that he is, is the only one with the patience to explain to Joseph exactly what's unconvincing about his disguise. Finally, it clicks for him!
@@Andyatl2002 Fair point, and I do agree that he has major makeup talent. like, damn the eyeliner and the eyeshadow were both on point and his hair is glorious
Kars saying that Joseph's attempt at cross dressing is sad is so funny to me because that suggests that Kars has crossed dressed before and has done it better.
Joke Of The Day ngl i don't know what you mean by 'joestar sex drive problem', the joestars seem to nail the very first person they see/whoever they want
"What a sad attempt at cross-dressing, Jojo!" This implies that Kars has no qualms with cross-dressing itself, and more importantly, thinks he could do better.
There is always a busty character in every fighting game. Mai Shiranui (KOF) Baiken (Guilty Gear) Litchi Faye Ling (Blazblue) Power girl (Injustice 2) Rainbow Mika (Street Fighters) Morrigan Aesland (Darkstalkers) Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur) Joseph Joestar (this game)...
Polnareff: "Your makeup's weird, but you're way too buff to begin with!" Joseph: "OH! MY! GOD!! I never even thought of that!" This actually explains why he's so surprised when people figure it out, I'm not even surprised Joseph didn't realize that like a dumbass
"I've avenged my grandfather...in drag!"
Well, never thought I'd ever hear that.
20:18
For anyone wondering.
It should’ve been canon, even DIO can't come back from that humiliation.
Imagine humiliating and defeating the enemy of your bloodline AS WELL AS trolling the ultimate life form canonically. Joseph would be too OP of a JoJo.
ROBOTPETER101 more important. Nice Ib profile picture
Top 10 best drag races
"You cross-dress and you cheat on your wife? I've really had with you, old man?"
Yeah, that sounds like something Jotaro would say.
To Projared right now....
^ I literally came into this video just to see some comment
There’s a projared meme
Oh ho,Oh ho,Oh ho
Chuck Greene You must feel like piece of shit now
caesar trying not to laugh is so pure
3:49
Is so cutee
oh my god he’s adorable i can’t-
aww what a cute babie boy :3
too bad hes dead
I actually can't believe Jotaro, Polnareff, Giorno and Esidisi fell for it.
Especially Jotaro.
They're making fun of when he found out the stowaway girl with the overalls was actually a girl
The funny thing is that Polnareff liked it as well.
It's like the time Jotaro fell for Anne's disguise.
And Pillarmen consider most humans as ants, so he probably didn't notice it was Joseph.
I think he was just in denial that his grandfather could do this.
Henry T i disagree because jotaro didnt feel for it because he said gramps
you know you're a disappointment if Dio refuses to drink you blood
daleketchup Unless you're Joseph, apparently, seeing as he keeps using that "disguise" 24/7 like it would actually work.
daleketchup maybe thats what joseph should have done in part 3.
**sad Vanilla Ice noises**
Dio's a disappointment to himself.
So why does it matter
Is that really a bad thing then?? Haha
DIO: "Even though you're a Joestar, I don't feel like drinking your blood..." That must explain the green lipstick when you actually did.
Jared Samples XD He hate Boi thots! XD
*Some where in a distance future
*SAIKOU NI HIGH!*
who stole the 666th like
@@elvondrago96 Because no one should be a bigger thot than Dio himself. How dare he? 😂
Rule: Makeup only if no one else has it on
I wasn't expecting polnareff to flirt with him but I'm glad he does.
"in times of war any hole is your trench"
And he always was gay forma old Joseph
Time out, you weren't expecting the FRENCH MAN to flirt?
"Depending on the time of day, the French go either way!"
Old Joseph being absolutely ashamed for his past antics is the best
"OH NO! OH MY GOD! I completely forgot about that disguise! This is one dangerous disguise... I can't let any of my family members find out about it!"
Then Jotaro walks in and doesn't notice it's him.
XD. it was one of those moments that you look at your younger self cringy af XD
That moment when you find pictures of your drunk self
Jeb Bush I can't get over that
This is what's known as repressed memories.
@@talkingdomination1928 right up there with peeping on Lisa Lisa
I love how Lisa Lisa is pretty blase about her son cross-dressing and Kars is just like "You're doing it wrong!".
Jonathan: "This is my grandson."
Lisa Lisa: "This is my son."
Caesar: "This is who I gave the last of my hamon to."
Joseph (Part 3): "This is me."
Jotaro: "This is my grandfather."
Josuke: "This is my father."
Giorno: "This is my nephew."
Jolyne: "This is my great-grandfather."
Johnny: "This is my alternate grandson."
Josuke (Part 8): "This is my alternate father."
Speedwagon: "EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS SEXUALLY CONFUSED!!!"
DIO: "This is my body's grandson."
Kars: that's the guy who defeated me in my Ultimate lifeform too
Jotaro part 4: "You're a guy?"
Stroheim: "I took a grenade and a plane crash for this moron."
Shizuka: This man brought me in this family
Caesar: "jojo...we need to talk..."
best reaction from Caesar ever
i was hoping hed fall for it
I mean Caesar has markings on his face, kinda flamboyant. SHIZAAAAAAAA will teach you how to be a FlamBoy
@@jellyAn6930 those are birthmarks.
"Should I keep calling you Mr. Joestar...?"
Good Guy Kakyoin checks to make sure he isn't misgendering you. 😄
"Should I call you Mista?"
@@braknazwy3574 why are you gae
Josephine Joestar
Kakyoin says trans rights
i like how kars is just like "thats your effort at crossdressing ha i could do it way better" xD
The Ultimate Lifeform is also the Ultimate Crossdresser... apparently.
If he wants, he can be a school of piranhas. And an octopus.
Kars already looks like he’s wearing eyeliner
I love how Kars just owns his style
Yare Yare - Kars
Speedwagon: STAY AWAY FROM ME
Jolyne: YOURE DOING IT ALL WRONG
Lisa Lisa: I’ll help you with Hamon and your Make Up.
@@Latency345 supportive mom moment
"What a sad attempt at crossdressing, Jojo!"
as if you can do bett---wait actually he can
Actually, he-he...
He's so gay, he doesn't even realize it. Like father like son.
Joseph at least knows his limits and is aware of himself.
I was quite surprised when Kars actually knew what that was.
TheScatmanBros I don't understand, has Kars cross dressed in canon?
dimentiorules no he didn't
dimentiorules He hasn't, but he looks more like a woman.
i dont think i can pick a favorite one, jonathans innocence, avdol encouraging him, old joseph being weirded out, caesar laughing, jotaro just being done with him, polnareff falling for it, jolyne just going with it, this is amazing
Truly 'Greato' reactions!
Or him insulting himself
Wammu not being 100% serious in the fight
Lisa Lisa being weirded out but helping.
Or Giorno not wanting to be part of this
Based on this, Lisa Lisa and Jolyne would be friends in "Helping Joseph Crossdress Correctly"
Such a supportive family.
Mother and great granddaughter help Joseph crossdress
Jolyne: Gosh, that's so out of fashion, dude. Try something else, but what? You don't have anything nice here to dress up.
Lisa Lisa: We should go shopping then.
@@spicyboi860 YES!!!
Now I kinda want one of those wholesome comics of both of them doing Joseph's makeup, waxing his legs and smartening up his outfit a bit
I like to think Joseph legitimately loves cross dressing and does it in his spare time.
Shortruler lmao
Then explain Old Joseph disgust in himself. Lol
@@pikalove4337 he’s lying to himself
Make-up training with LisaLisa, sounds hellish. But it might explain why Joseph looked so handsome at the age of 65. XD
*67
@@roshanyuvaraj6771 69, actually
@@diegoxavier9107 Still... Nice.
*68 Since SC didn't reach september 1989 (Joseph was born on september 27th 1920)
THIS GAME IS THE ULTIMATE FANSERVICE FOR ANY JOJO FAN!
it is. and it's pretty fun imo
tjlnintendo I know so many hours of entertainment when you are in the mood.
Well, there is only one thing I'd wish they did for this game to make it perfect (in my eyes at least) - after defeating Heaven DIO, the true final ending is Jonathan meeting Dio for the final time. While a final punch from Jonathan would be nice, I thought of a much calmer ending of Dio just withering away as Jonathan stands in front of him and they talk, whether it's about why Dio lost or about Joestar giving one final attempt to make Dio turn back to good near his death. Jonathan fails to turn Dio with him trying to attack Jonathan one last time, but failing. As Dio's fading away, Jonathan says something among the lines of "It's a shame. A part of me is going to miss you, even after everything you've done. Even in death, you blew your last chance to turn to good. Farewell, Dio Brando." and Dio finally disappears.
@@mix3k818 The Jotaro Ending feels copied and it is
@@mix3k818 and i prefer Jonathan Ending
“Gyaaaaah! This she’s a he!?”
Polnareff, you beautiful naive human being.
He has the same luck in relationships as me. God bless his innocent soul.
15:43
Avdol: "Nice costume, Mr.Joestar"
Magician Red: (Screaming internally)
I dunno, Magician's Red looks like he's screaming pretty externally there.
Magician's Red is trying to wake people up
I still can't believe that Avdol's spirit animal is a fucking chicken
@@zentstar7x Oi Araki-senpai, why does the first black stand user have a fried chicken stand?
More like its thinking “the duck’s wrong with this human?! I don’t get it!!!!!!!”
Magician red when he scream internally : DAMMMN BOI HES THICC!!!
Kars: _Yare Yare_
Jotaro: *TRIGGERED*
Honey Lemon Queen Jotriggered
*urge to ORA intensifies*
14:47
POLNAREFF FELL FOR IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
Britton Yeatter
French boi fell into the trap
"You fell for it, fool!"
@@matteussilvestre8583 Thunder cross split a trap!
@@tenteclz8731 Thunder Cross dress attack!
Hes down bad
6:05
Gotta love Lisa Lisa. Supporting his son's chooses no matter what.
You wanna wear make-up? Ima teach you how to do it right
\o/
*His*
I bet deep down she wanted a daughter.
@@li-limandragon9287 Lmao
These comments are making me laugh..so much
I love how Old Joseph went from "OH NO, OH MY GOOODDD" to "I know this is me but damn I look hot"
13:55 says Kakyoin in pajama
And sunglasses.
AND NO FREAKING SLIPPERS!!
Mans fighting barefoot like it’s nothing
*I AVENGED MY GRANDFATHER IN DRAG*
Even Joseph criticizes his disguise
Not like he had the right to criticize when he's wearing the exact same disguise.
@@TheWarmachine375 I think OP might have additionally been referring to Old Joseph
after 50 years, Joseph finally realized how stupid that outfit was
Lets AnimateIt only took 50 years
Lets AnimateIt well knowing joseph he wouldn’t have realized until his 80’s so i guess this is a miracle
How dare y'all?
Exactly, Joseph should've gotten some help from Lisa Lisa on that one
Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ THE WIND IS BLOWING UP MY SKIRT!~
Whammu : I just don't understand humans ....
Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ YOU RIPPED MY SKIRT INTO TATTERS! YOU ANIMAL!~
Kars : My my, how the humans have fallen
*ded*
Yare, yare...
DIO : Even though you're a Joestar, for some reason I don't feel like drinking your blood ...
You crossdress, and you cheat on your wife. I’ve really had it with you, old man.
Is your profile aph prussia and gilbird
Remember how Wamuu proposed to Joseph?...
"wait a minute... this lady is a man!",this is coming from the joestar that befriended the personification of "dude looks like a lady".
"I avenged my grandfather... in drag!"
damn, this game sometimes rivals the original material in terms of Joseph moments
"You should look at yourself through a more objective viewpoint" Is Stroheim giving him cross-dressing tips...
Kakyoin asking Joseph why's he dressed like that while he's on his PJs
Giorno: "I don't want people to think we're the same kind of person."
Also Giorno: _uses chains and some blue cloth as clothing, and when he has actual clothing it has a massive heart with male cleavage in the middle. Had some events with mista. Let's a grown-up man lick his face_
To be fair. The licking wasn't consensual.
Pika Love and yet he didn't back off the second he felt a tounge
**bruh**
don't you just hate it when your grandfather cross dresses and cheats on your grandma?
3:52 Caesar trying to hold his shit together is the funniest thing I've seen today
-JoJo... we need to talk.
-Caesar... Hold on, I'm dressed like this for you!
"Gramps, I can only handle so much of your crap"
Jotaro is in for a ride for part 4
"Manscaping is like Cross-Dressing 101! Get with the program!"
Fucking Jolyne
Well, she knows a pretty good cross-dresser
I'll dismantle all of you for these insults toward my attire, heretics!
Speaking of Jolyne. I don't know why, but when those two laughed together for their victory quoting I just lost my shit, and damn near fell over laughing.
Snow Day Gnar q
Giorno: "A disguise that doesn't disguise you is useless, don't you think so?"
Also Giorno: "Wait, that lady was a man!"
Some people were actually fooled by Tequila Joe? Even Polnareff, the frenchman?! Man, this game...
Hell, this series...
wyrmofvt It ain't BIZARRE for nothin,' baby lol
wyrmofvt well people from battle tendency can easily see through that madman
Polnareff always did think more with his rapier instead of his brain.
But who is joe?
Bro, Nazi Soldiers found out it was a disguise in an instant lol
I'll say it again, I love this game for the character interactions. This is just too good. Joseph's VA got really into this.
That's Tomokazu Sugita for you!
The Joseph and Jolyne laugh sounds like part of a spin-off where 90 year old Oldseph comes back one last time for Stone Ocean and proceeds to turn it into a Battle Tendency-esque trollfest.
Don`t tell me YOU´VE got a problem with me cross-dressing! At least I`m not half-naked!
I think I'd rather be naked than wear that.
Best line ever
He got a point tho.
@@pikalove4337 damn I know that dress is ugly but… really?
love how jotaro doesnt know its joseph
______ he probably knows and is probably using all his mental strength to deny it.
@Blue Toad 13:05 21:08 how the fuck
Damn, Giorno really doesn't like crossdressers does he.
He fkn looks like one himself
He is just jealous
Like father(s), like son
And his dad is a crossdresser
Giorno hates pointless actions.
6:10 27:09 27:28 The girls are giving him advice lol
Jolyne had such a goofy laugh
Even Speedwagon is scared!
***** Thanks! xD
I was tired...
6:42 I love how his Mom is just like "We're going to have a serious talk about this, young man...."
TJ: I am the true self *winks*
OJ: ....OH NOOOOOOO!!!!
Wendy De paz no.
@Wendy De paz peraona as a whole is a big jojo reference
YourAverageMachine101 the comment was a reference to an abridged version of no game no life when someone said the exact same quote in a jojo reference
I love how Esidisi seemed to be the least judgmental.
That and Josuke promising not to tell anyone like a good pure boi
And even promising to visit every three days like a good son.
a little confused but didn't judge
Joseph's reaction when someone sees through his disguise is adorable.
15:23 I'm done. First off hear young Joseph go "OH MY GOD" is amazing and secondly he really never thought of that?!
Music to my ears.
17:24 I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS JOSEPH
Tracks Darren it was repressed
It's been fifty years since then, so it's not surprising
I was hoping for joseph to say to Ceasar "I dress like this only for you my sweet."
Carlton Banks that's just gay
I like it
Aisaac C I SHIP IT
Joseph normally walks around with a sleeveless belly shirt and tight jeans; I think he's already appealing to it.
@@misterbadguy7325 and a midriff
Lisa Lisa sounds so done with JoJo's shit on that first line, but so weirdly accepting on all the other ones.
speedwagon's reactions are perfect
Stroheim's are better. Man screams.
Polnareff's reaction tops it all
Old Joseph reactions, dudes.
Speedwagon is always perfect
"I know that scar, and those *handsome* eyes!"
Speedwagon. Best Anime Waifu.
"It's not gay if it's speedwagon"
- God
@@nanocado god said it himself
Tina Godech wait I'll edit my comment
@@nanocado there we go my guy
BAHAHAHAHAAA!!! POLNAREFF FELL FOR IT!!
+AllAboardTheDankMemeTrain But Polnareff got attracted to Tequila Joseph
Also Giorno. Gio disappointed me since most of his teammates are traps and he still fell for it.
Even worse: Narancia could actually be confused for both, and Joseph is 100% masculine sans the outfit.
How did Giorno fall for it? Did he have a vacation trip to some random location where every lady is buff as heck?
Joseph out-weirded kakyoin
15:25 Polnareff, exemplary gentleman that he is, is the only one with the patience to explain to Joseph exactly what's unconvincing about his disguise. Finally, it clicks for him!
Wait. Since Kars said it was a sad attempt does that mean Kars have done it before? Lmao
Well, Kars always look like He's wearing Eyeliner so He could be
He’s the ultimate lifeform, crossdressing is one of his many talents.
@@Andyatl2002 I mean he doesn't need to crossdress when he can literally change his body to be whatever he wants it to be like
@@rotting_spider, well I was kinda talking about him before he became truly the ultimate life form
@@Andyatl2002 Fair point, and I do agree that he has major makeup talent. like, damn the eyeliner and the eyeshadow were both on point and his hair is glorious
4:10
jojo we need to talk
fucking brilliant
Caesar trying super hard to hold in his laughter
Behold, the only usage of jiggle physics in the entirety of EOH.
And what a glorious use it is.
Kars saying that Joseph's attempt at cross dressing is sad is so funny to me because that suggests that Kars has crossed dressed before and has done it better.
8:15 The way Stroheim just yells out "JOJOOOOOO!!!!!" kills me every time xD
Did Esidisi, Jotaro and Giorno seriously fall for that
Joke Of The Day ngl i don't know what you mean by 'joestar sex drive problem', the joestars seem to nail the very first person they see/whoever they want
Inter5tella
except jotaro wanted to bang a dolphin,but ended up banging her trainer
Jesus Christ how do you know his wife wasn't actually a dolphin? conspiracy revealed
Jolyne half dolphin confirmed
Inter5tella its a joke from a abridged by antfish
Jonathan: Of all the questionable things my descendants will ever do, this is easily the most.... bizarre. ~Cue Roundabout by Yes~
"What a sad attempt at cross-dressing, Jojo!"
This implies that Kars has no qualms with cross-dressing itself, and more importantly, thinks he could do better.
"What in Heaven's name in he doing?!"
-Jonathan Joestar
Poor Speedwagon's more upset seeing that than any vampire zombie murder.
The fact that Joseph called Speedwagon's eyes beautiful is just wholesome.
I love how DIO seems to be legitimately furious that Joseph dared to show up to fight him dressed like that.
20:39
It's a minor detail. But I love it...even though I can't believe of ALL PEOPLE. JOTARO CAN'T TELL IT'S A FREAKING DUDE. WHAT THE HELL
"Should I keep calling you Mr. Joestar?" is my favorite and I don't know why
My fav' too
Takes About 50 year to figures out his disguise is bad
Typical Joseph.
17:29 oh old joeseph...your life is by far the most bizarre out of everyones
You thought that jolyne was the first female protagonist in jojo but kono Joseph da!
I love how Gyro just casually interrupts one of Joseph’s & Giorno’s conversations like the moldy hair cowboy he is
*THERE'S NOTHING UNDER MY SKIRT EXCEPT MORE TEQUILA, BIG BOY*
This made me laugh more then it should
"My my...How the humans have fallen" ouch Kars
2016 in nutshell
We fell looong before that
Of course kars would criticize the quality of his crossdressing
"Jojo....we need to talk"
the perfect disguise for the perfect man
There is always a busty character in every fighting game.
Mai Shiranui (KOF)
Baiken (Guilty Gear)
Litchi Faye Ling (Blazblue)
Power girl (Injustice 2)
Rainbow Mika (Street Fighters)
Morrigan Aesland (Darkstalkers)
Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur)
Joseph Joestar (this game)...
Damm right
Don’t forget Orchid from Killer Instinct.
Nurse Valentine from skullgirls
my hand cant take it no more
Are we not going to point out that there's literally almost 30 minutes of dialogue for Tequila Joseph
not even crazy diamond can fix joseph's disguise
Exactly. There's nothing to fix. It is already perfect.
JOLYNE N JOSEPH LAUGHING TOGETHER BYE I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
They're so funny !!
26:43 Looks like Doppio is trying to replicate Joseph's pose only to fail miserably.
How does Jotaro of all people fall for it?
+Joke Of The Day LOOOL
I LOLed so hard at that. I guess that's why he can't deal with women (canon). He can't even recognize one! HAHAHAHAHA!!
THE JOESTAR SEX DRIVE CANNOT BE DIMINISHED FROM MERE SICKNESS!
Autism
Because it's the work of an enemy Stand.
12:06 Kars does his Jotaro impression.
jotaro has some pretty low lady standards
the real question is how did I get a wife
Jotaro & Johlyne Kujo I ask myself this every day
I sigh- yare yare daze....
Shiza Chan San Tan Trashcan Man don't underestimate the joestar sex drive
13:06
I like how jonathan doesn't actually judge joseph, he just doesnt think he couldn't fight in a dress and all those accessories
You cross-dress and cheat on your wife, Damn!!! Below the belt Jotaro Below the belt!!
That sounds like something Jotaro would say.
Joylne is illegitimate so Jotaro is the pot calling the kettle black.
"Kyaaahh! The hot wind's blowing up my skirt! " that line make me laugh so bad 😂
Polnareff: "Your makeup's weird, but you're way too buff to begin with!"
Joseph: "OH! MY! GOD!! I never even thought of that!"
This actually explains why he's so surprised when people figure it out, I'm not even surprised Joseph didn't realize that like a dumbass
I wonder if Yoshikage wants to marry Joseph's hands.