Do not re-use plastic tupperware more than a short while. Youre eating plastic. it gets in the food. And holds oils from old foods. Dont be poor and nasty. Especially if you serve other people out of it or microwave with it 🤢
The new meta in this comments section is to find a way NOT to dump on Bert. Let's be honest, pointing out Bert's an idiot is the easiest thing to do. It's obvious. The show is based on this very premise. So here's my comment: I like Bert's voice for ChatGPT, it's funny!
I find it fucking hilarious how Bert’s head has been slowly swelling for the last 5 years and last year it was fucking gigantic and now he’s tamed the inflation
Sometimes I'll get really sad thinking about all the starving children around the world, but then I just imagine Bert covered in syrup, rolling around in $100 bills and Jimmy Dean sausages, and it brings me back to my happy place.
Truly think Bert deserves everything he has. He’s living and loving life how he wants to while being positive to everyone the entire time. Sure he laughs at his own jokes but he’s happy.
Comics are notoriously unhappy people who over compensate for severe depressive tendency's. No one uses substances the way he does without having severe mental issues.
He’s great. I’ll admit some of the people roasting him are kind of funny, but he deserves success. Even if you don’t like his stand up, as a whole entity, he is pretty funny. The problem with him and Tom is they sometimes struggle to remain humble. People love successful people when they are humble, but they turn on them when they aren’t.
Red is normal for alcoholics Bert.... its not the post .. its all the pre drinks you are having since uni non stop #Red -> #Alcoholism please seek help Bert
@@rogerwilco1777 if by September you mean the last 30 years of bert's life.... i sgree .... And i drsnk from 13 to 30 , still .... Not actually 30 years and going on
What's the point of them always saying they're going to take a break to go pee? Can't they just edit that out and make it look like there was no break at all? It's not like we sit around waiting for them to piss.
@@justbigstepbro9167 why wouldn't you. I'm not a hater like you guys and I still skip them. Imagine hating it, still clicking on the video and then not skipping the ads lol. Wait, you don't have to imagine 😂
@@chilloutdude3617 It’s not that you wouldn’t, it’s that you shouldn’t have to, it just blatant shilling at this point and it’s an annoying viewer ship experience. I get it , it is simple to skip, but it would be nice if I never had too, they put out a version with no adds , but you have to pay extra for that, it just comes off as distasteful to me, don’t get me wrong I get it that they can do what they want with their product, but that being said, it’s also open to criticism one of those criticisms is the Add reads are a bit much. And you are right I hate watch this.
@@justbigstepbro9167 it would be nice if they put out a free product and make no money? They pay people to help them put this together. You think that should come out of their pocket to give you something for free? Wild.
@@chilloutdude3617 Oh, well if he didn't use the plural form of the word acorn, then I guess his entire argument is invalid. Lmfao Grow tf up, dude. If you're going to complain, then at least have an actual complaint.
Tom looks incredible. There's this old video of Tom and Bert, I think bert shaved toms chest and they're laughing in a mirror and I always think of how terrible he looked in that moment compared to his transformation since his dunking accident.
could just be me but I cant stand to listen to Bert for any amount of time. I used to, idk what happened, if he changed that much or is there is just a limit to how long you can hear him. But I've had enough
Make that shit a triple bc me too!!! The squeal laugh while continuing to talk is fucking INSUFFERABLE !!!! And now he’s totally leaning into it… I never thought he was funny, or even entertaining
Imagine if you had correctly posted this insane comment. Your description put a good image in my head of the nonsense you're trying to articulate, but you failed😂
"Half the team" being the key phrase. He does 90% of the talking and its only so he can hear himself and keep others from taking the attention away from him. Tom has tried to speak 80x and has been cut off. If someone did that to you in daily convo you wouldnt want to be friends with that person.
@@danielv1300Maybe go find a responsible adult and alert them that someone has you locked up somewhere and is forcing you to watch Bert? I hope it all works out for you and you get rescued. Good luck!
I like how bert describes an apocalypse scenario and proceeds to say "we liquidate all our assets and take all our money ......." bruh money is just a piece of paper in the apocalypse
I deployed to Liberia during the whole Ebola breakout some years ago. Crazy to see militias riding around in the distance and we weren’t allowed to have our weapons because it was considered a humanitarian mission
Artificial Intelligence doesn't "think" much like Brent doesn't. It infers conclusions based on already known outcomes/answers/hypothesis. It cannot infer a new solution to a problem, it cannot think of a new "thing." It simply knows what we know, and it's incredibly good at turning Google searchable material into a conversation.
but bro what if they make a different chatGPT, one that will answer non-PC? then we will need cavemen to smash them. You obviosly arent on bart weinsteins level.
The intro is Bert's attempt to throw us off from what he really thought about A.I. which was.. "I can use this to write me new material!!, Machine 2 A.I. Machine here I come!!"
6:58 this is how far I made it in. It might be a new record. Bert has to be the most uninteresting human being on the planet. A part of me thinks tom just keeps him around because he can endlessly troll him and gaslight him without Bert really knowing what is even going on the fact that Tom is basically laughing at him and not with him is completely lost on him.
Those who were wondering it took about 40 minutes for Bert to mention Rogen and how Rogen is a dear friend, a sweetheart and says buddy aggressively which ironically, aggressive is also said aggressively, ya know the same song and dance he does every single podcast and in actuality…secret time y’all…Rogen despises Bert to the max. Oh, and if you really wanna be tortured, after the Rogen bit, he does that thing where he rips off Shane Gillis, and talks about history that he thinks we care about.
Burt- “I’M NOT RED”
Also Burt- *is red*
@@connorcash1033 it’s spelled Birt and it’s short for Birth. Which he’s about to give at any given moment
He's 🥵
I'm here to give props to Tom for not giving up on getting the truth about Garth.
did you see the authorities are finally on to him? I think we might actually find the bodies.
Bodies must be found!
Find the bodies
Families need closure
@@ZennExile for sexual assault no murder…. Send the link cause I can’t find no information about tha bodies
Incoming Bert hate from people that choose to listen and watch this podcast
lol. Right! Quite possibly the saddest group of people out there...
It's fun to watch a disaster
Hey maybe after 8-9 years of listening to the same bullshit from bert, it's justified
Hi bert
@@DDrrjj_ji mean no one is forcing you to listen lol
It’s fascinating how Bert is fascinated by everything.
It’s easy to say “I’ve never thought about it like that before” when you never think of anything but yourself
He thinks sobering up long enough to think normal thoughts about something is "fascination"
but bro, have you heard of this chatgpt?
I’m fascinated on how you are still fascinated of the fact that Bert is fascinated about everything. Just fascinating!
Most people with 47 chromosomes usually are.
You know these guys are HIP because it's the middle of October 2024 and they drop a Hawk Tuah title on us.
It's pretty cool that Sober October was started as an attempt to help Bert and now Bert's the only one still doing it. Good job buddy!
Lol he says he's doing it 😂
Amazes me how little Bert knows about the world. What a lucky dummy
to be fair that’s most Americans and all of Florida
I agree, but at the same time, it truly shocked me that he knew about General Buttnaked and Tom didn’t.
Watch something else if he annoys you so much. It really is that simple.
@@TheEmzleyBurt haters love to toon in just to comment about his normal traits he’s always had
@@ZcoobyZnaks where are you from?
Bert is doing sober October, also says he’s hitting vape at night and drank all weekend 😂
Then saying he will just obstain from alcohol. What part of sober do you not get Burnt! 🤣
This was filmed last month.
They recorded this is June lmfao 🤣
Sobert
Shit was filmed 6 months ago, be more poor.
“they still use tupperware they’ve had for years” 💀
Aren't you supposed to reuse Tupperware
@@downsouth333yes, hence he’s referring to the new disposable tupperware that’s just plastic
Do not re-use plastic tupperware more than a short while. Youre eating plastic. it gets in the food. And holds oils from old foods. Dont be poor and nasty. Especially if you serve other people out of it or microwave with it 🤢
@@williamRE Or Chinese takeout containers 😂 don’t be poor snd use washcloths to try cleaning
Who knew the koolaid man’s name was Bart
"Canary in the mind" - Bart Crystals
Yeah maybe in his empty head lol
yeah ridiculously dumb is only funny for so long
He’s said so much dumb sh on this pod alone that didn’t make sense
Bart not knowing he's never-not raging alcoholic red Is peak Bart.
Bert sounds like he is drowning in his own saliva.
It’s chicken gravy!
Suffering succotash
I can’t stand it, he is such a mush mouth.
I can hear Shane Gillis as Donald Trump saying
"Bert is built like a grub, he talks like a grub, and he looks like a grub."
Bert finally understands the plot to Terminator.
Not exactly. More like the plot to I Robot.
The new meta in this comments section is to find a way NOT to dump on Bert. Let's be honest, pointing out Bert's an idiot is the easiest thing to do. It's obvious. The show is based on this very premise. So here's my comment: I like Bert's voice for ChatGPT, it's funny!
I heard he's not as red in real life.
His shoulders are massive
Introvert or no introvert, that is the power of disassociation from the public…wow
Tom- "I didn't think you were so similar" when referring to Bert and Eric Weinstein 😂
Both on the spectrum though I reckon.
Bert just discovering how bad AI is now, and thinking all other people are dumb 😂😂
Bro!😅 that's literally bert on everything!
GOOD MORNING POORS!!!
Bite me
Excuse me but some of us can't afford GOOD mornings sire so I'll leave you with a MORNING
Good morning!
I thought you weren't allowed here
Hate from Canada, you filthy troglodytes!!
Literally every story Bert tells sounds like he just manufactured it out of thin air😂🎉
You can tell Bert's team edited this since they never cut to Tom making faces at the camera.
from about 6 minutes to about 24 minutes was almost all bert and it made me sick feeling
@@bjslater4199 you think you know what faces he's making in the shots they cut??? Got a crystal ball Cleo?
@@chilloutdude3617chill out bud
@@chilloutdude3617have you ever watched the show?
@@shoffman75 nope. Who are these guys?
"You're fat, i'm autistic"
It was probably Rick Glassman
I find it fucking hilarious how Bert’s head has been slowly swelling for the last 5 years and last year it was fucking gigantic and now he’s tamed the inflation
“They are making me more red in post….”
It’s definitely not all the high blood pressure vices
Dude I would die laughing if he had a heart attack on this podcast 🫀💥
Bert’s team have to be fucking with his face in this one, he’s a tomato!
Thanks guys.
Does Bert really think that the telephone company isn't dependent on a network in 2024? Lol
Saying he’s not red when he’s fucking lobster red is hilarious 😂
Sometimes I'll get really sad thinking about all the starving children around the world, but then I just imagine Bert covered in syrup, rolling around in $100 bills and Jimmy Dean sausages, and it brings me back to my happy place.
Chat mined everything Bert ever said on the internet and put it in the context of a breakfast conversation. It's amazing.
Bort just said “canary in the mind”. Who’s gonna tell him?
You just have to let Bart be Bart sometimes
This wasn’t the title of this video this morning! It was about A.I.
Yea! Pretty sure it was "2Bears vs AI"
Yeah here I am looking for the other vid
Hawk Tuah is more popular with dem kids than AI at the moment lol. All about those clicks, baby.
Ai must really be taking over cuz this episode had a different title
it has hasnt it
What do you mean??
These conversations are becoming pointless and redundant. They’ve both just lost their “edge”. They have too much.
Truly think Bert deserves everything he has. He’s living and loving life how he wants to while being positive to everyone the entire time. Sure he laughs at his own jokes but he’s happy.
Comics are notoriously unhappy people who over compensate for severe depressive tendency's. No one uses substances the way he does without having severe mental issues.
Ok...
He’s great. I’ll admit some of the people roasting him are kind of funny, but he deserves success. Even if you don’t like his stand up, as a whole entity, he is pretty funny. The problem with him and Tom is they sometimes struggle to remain humble. People love successful people when they are humble, but they turn on them when they aren’t.
If he was happy he wouldn't be an alcoholic
Nah,he looks abnormally red.It ain’t normal at all should get that looked at.
Found my laugh. "Now you're speaking like your forefathers. I like this."
Red is normal for alcoholics Bert.... its not the post .. its all the pre drinks you are having since uni non stop #Red -> #Alcoholism please seek help Bert
Sober October was coming up.., so he had to squeeze all of Octobers drinks into Sept
@@rogerwilco1777 if by September you mean the last 30 years of bert's life.... i sgree .... And i drsnk from 13 to 30 , still .... Not actually 30 years and going on
What's the point of them always saying they're going to take a break to go pee? Can't they just edit that out and make it look like there was no break at all? It's not like we sit around waiting for them to piss.
We like to know how things went if they pushed hard or whatever
Rogan does it, I'm surprised it took Tom this long
The whole conversation would sound messed up. Tone and demeanor would entirely change. I get what you’re saying, though.
Tom's laugh gets me real bad when he can't stop laughing it makes me laugh
Another great day with Tom & Bert!!!
I enjoyed the one hour add read
Careful , remember “JuSt sKIIPPP iTt”
@@justbigstepbro9167 why wouldn't you. I'm not a hater like you guys and I still skip them. Imagine hating it, still clicking on the video and then not skipping the ads lol. Wait, you don't have to imagine 😂
@@chilloutdude3617 It’s not that you wouldn’t, it’s that you shouldn’t have to, it just blatant shilling at this point and it’s an annoying viewer ship experience. I get it , it is simple to skip, but it would be nice if I never had too, they put out a version with no adds , but you have to pay extra for that, it just comes off as distasteful to me, don’t get me wrong I get it that they can do what they want with their product, but that being said, it’s also open to criticism one of those criticisms is the Add reads are a bit much. And you are right I hate watch this.
@@justbigstepbro9167 it would be nice if they put out a free product and make no money? They pay people to help them put this together. You think that should come out of their pocket to give you something for free? Wild.
I‘m skipping like a burtacryscher.
Naming the last segment naked and concerned is hilarious.
I love how Bert is so disconnected from reality and what is going on around him. Every experience is specifically special for him. How special.
but bro, have you heard about this chatGPT?
I don't know what Beri Boy is on today .
But he's killing it .
He got mvp today
Good pod Bert .
You were on point .
I'm too poor to actually sit through a full episode of this but I just wanted to stop by and say "hate from North Carolina".
This is a good comment thank you fellow poor for the comedy :)
Listening to this, before work. Makes my day.
AI will use every keystroke you ever made against you.
“If they’re still using centimeters, we can take ‘em. We’re feet.”
😂😂😂😂
Excited for this new alcohol ad
Best Bert take of all time honestly with the AI
*_BERT' NEEDS A LOZENGE:_*
5:02
5:44
17:23
17:33
18:13
18:40
18:50 ?
19:18
30:16
32:52 a BURP scapes Bert
34:20 Tom has a stroke
35:34
49:27
51:01 Tom needs a lozenge
51:08 Bert farts
54:58
Hopefully he doesn't have throat cancer.
When Burt says he works out 😂
it's not about the Gronks vs Nerds, It will be about who has the nerves to kill someone to survive vs those that believe peace is the answer.
Love tht our boy Bart is just now catching on to the dangers of AI😂 Fuckin love Bret
Buh..did Bert refer to $1,000 as pocket change in his Acorn ad?? LMAOO
*Acorns. If you're going to complain at least be correct. LMAOO
@@PlatypusJones not aware of the edit button? Sounds about right.
@@chilloutdude3617 Oh, well if he didn't use the plural form of the word acorn, then I guess his entire argument is invalid. Lmfao Grow tf up, dude. If you're going to complain, then at least have an actual complaint.
@@chilloutdude3617chill out, dude
burts been a spoiled brat his whole life.. you could tell him a dozen eggs cost a thousand dollars and he'd believe it
We love burt, Bert,bruh! All love from San Diego
The ol Alcohol flushing coming out strong this morning
I love how Bert always freaks out when he learns anything substantial
Tom looks incredible. There's this old video of Tom and Bert, I think bert shaved toms chest and they're laughing in a mirror and I always think of how terrible he looked in that moment compared to his transformation since his dunking accident.
now if we can just get burt to break somethin
Itd be funny to find out rogan paid the guy to steal your drink just to prove a point that you couldnt get away 😂
could just be me but I cant stand to listen to Bert for any amount of time. I used to, idk what happened, if he changed that much or is there is just a limit to how long you can hear him. But I've had enough
Not just you lol … soooo much hate for Bart.
Make that shit a triple bc me too!!!
The squeal laugh while continuing to talk is fucking INSUFFERABLE !!!!
And now he’s totally leaning into it… I never thought he was funny, or even entertaining
I really love how this podcast has become a regurgitation of everything else in the podcast scene
Bert is a spitting imagine of a conquering king back in the day he just needs a chalice and red wine dripping from the sides of his mouth lol
Imagine if you had correctly posted this insane comment. Your description put a good image in my head of the nonsense you're trying to articulate, but you failed😂
Bart you are freaking red 😂
WHERE ARE THE BODIES G
That's brilliant Bert, "The nerds outsourced themselves."
Dudes, Brent is half the team, give em a break
Agree completely
"Half the team" being the key phrase. He does 90% of the talking and its only so he can hear himself and keep others from taking the attention away from him. Tom has tried to speak 80x and has been cut off. If someone did that to you in daily convo you wouldnt want to be friends with that person.
@@danielv1300Maybe go find a responsible adult and alert them that someone has you locked up somewhere and is forcing you to watch Bert?
I hope it all works out for you and you get rescued.
Good luck!
@@danielv1300 If Tom doesn't talk and you hate Bert...Why are you here?
@@danielv1300 Tom and Bert have been friends for 15 years atleast so I think he would have gotten tired if it by now
Tom is so generous with Bert ❤
Bert's face looks more flushed than his career today
I like how bert describes an apocalypse scenario and proceeds to say "we liquidate all our assets and take all our money ......." bruh money is just a piece of paper in the apocalypse
It’s amazing Bert gets paid as much as he does
Aw, don’t get butthurt cuz you’re broke & in your mommas basement.
Idk how ..... We are paying it hahaha
What an uplifting message
Decided to fast forward before actually listening, and you can see it’s mostly the loud guy talking the entire time. Cool. Next.
Bart discovers ChatGPT 4 years late. Classic Blurt
Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!!!
Skynet isn't sending metal robots to end the world; it's chatbots that clame to be poors that hate on success.
Yes, you are super red Brett.
I deployed to Liberia during the whole Ebola breakout some years ago. Crazy to see militias riding around in the distance and we weren’t allowed to have our weapons because it was considered a humanitarian mission
OK TOM - I feel like you might be trolling us at this point... 5 back to back Bart episodes?!?! C'mon dude
These are the best
Tom’s comment on the Chevy commercial 🤣🤣🤣 literally laughed out loud
Beautiful and nice
10:25 Kam Paterson has a switch for sure.
Artificial Intelligence doesn't "think" much like Brent doesn't. It infers conclusions based on already known outcomes/answers/hypothesis. It cannot infer a new solution to a problem, it cannot think of a new "thing." It simply knows what we know, and it's incredibly good at turning Google searchable material into a conversation.
but bro what if they make a different chatGPT, one that will answer non-PC? then we will need cavemen to smash them. You obviosly arent on bart weinsteins level.
@@dalelane1948 BartGPT is the scariest thing I can think of
Cool and a nokia wasnt a smartphone.
The intro is Bert's attempt to throw us off from what he really thought about A.I. which was.. "I can use this to write me new material!!, Machine 2 A.I. Machine here I come!!"
Of course Bert says he's doing sober October while still smoking weed. 🤦🏻♂️
Grow up bitch
Just so you know, wakeboarding is behind a boat. Wake surfing is behind a jet ski and usually done in the ocean. But I love wakeboarding.
Unless it’s accompanied by an “RIP,” if Bert is in the thumbnail, I’m not watch it
😆 but you click on it to comment 😂
No one cares. Literally no one.
@@Shakeysmoker1 Typical. Desperate for likes from his fellow haters lol.
Gay
@@ts3798 You obviously cared enough to comment
Happy Monday Bears 🐻
34:28 Rogan: 🎶 Can I kick it? Yes you can 🎶
6:58 this is how far I made it in. It might be a new record. Bert has to be the most uninteresting human being on the planet. A part of me thinks tom just keeps him around because he can endlessly troll him and gaslight him without Bert really knowing what is even going on the fact that Tom is basically laughing at him and not with him is completely lost on him.
October is the best time to drink!
I just scrubbed through to see how much Bort there actually is in this episode, and it’s absolutely too much.
"How do we know they're gay?" They're driving a fully electric chevy to go camping
Sometimes I really fear I will never overcome my depression until the day I read Bert’s obituary.
Cant wait to see yours too boss, fn idiot
In an AI-run world, the super fit will survive. What a mind on this guy.
Those who were wondering it took about 40 minutes for Bert to mention Rogen and how Rogen is a dear friend, a sweetheart and says buddy aggressively which ironically, aggressive is also said aggressively, ya know the same song and dance he does every single podcast and in actuality…secret time y’all…Rogen despises Bert to the max. Oh, and if you really wanna be tortured, after the Rogen bit, he does that thing where he rips off Shane Gillis, and talks about history that he thinks we care about.
Good showing from bert on this one.
Burt and Burt, Burt and Burt one talks a lot and the other talks a lot.
But I still listen and watch, love you guys!
Tom is basically Bert's therapist
50:05 yeah, the sculpture of limitations has gone by
I'm just glad Ford is not making commercials like that! Now I know what all those Chevy guys are about!!! Lol