Numi is that dense main character getting jealous when she sees other couples and wishing she had someone when she's actually got 4 different friends that have been sending sirens for years.
@@gamerboy7962 I disagree. Haruka at least has the excuse that people know she's ace and therefore aren't actually seriously throwing themselves at her, just teasing. Numi, however, is so dense that she dodges attempts by people who legit want to get in her pants and who she actively wants to get in her pants.
@@Claire75690 Dude there is a reason in the past why Fathers sought mates for their daughters, cases like Numi being turbo single always happen commonly
Numi scurrying away when tall women talk to her because she doesn't want to be seen as weird and rude and ends up being weird and rude anyway is such a Numi move
Numi: All my friends love to talk about how hopelessly single I am Also Numi: *_Story time about how I made out w/ 70% of my female friend group for the 100x_*
being real here the only thing holding Numi back are the things she needs to solve with pushing people away cause aside from that she basically has the easy mode on
They are not wrong. Worst thing is, Numi has an all you can eat buffet in front of her and chooses to starve. She has only herself to blame, for her situation.
I am convinced Numi has commitment issues. She can pick from a wide variety and even afford to be extremely picky, but she chooses to just not engage any further than friendship.
LOL the way her model tracks at 1:50 when she goes "Every friend I have likes to talk about how... hopelessly single I am!" like this girl is LOSING IT
Don't worry, Numi. It is better to be alone than in bad company! You have very good friends, and that is what matters. B*tches are temporary, the girlies are forever.
Someone could put on a blindfold and then fire a gun that shoots L's randomly into the air. Numi would be in the next county over, not even in the direction the gun was fired, and she would STILL catch that L.
If she’s still single despite everything she’s accomplished, it can only be divine intervention at this point. She’s on the path of the “meet cute” of destiny.
Numi is literally that guy from HighSchool DxD or whatever it's called where she has like 8 gorgeous women throwing themselves at her giving her every opportunity yet she still fumbles at every opportunity
Chat, here we have Numi's superior "Business Communication Major" skill-set kicks in @2:41, when she stammers" In, In, In, In...", followed by (@4:11) ; "I'm, I'm, I'm" and finishing @4:49; "In, In, In, In"! I know it pure nervousness in display, but Numi forgot her training along the line!
I have to say, I feel like no matter how single you are, you always have a chance with someone. But the second you get called "Hopelessly Single" that's when you start adopting an alarming amount of cats or dogs.
If I end up spending all of 2025 single, I hope it's Numi's kind of single which apparently consists of being surrounded by cute girls and having to worry about where to look when talking to them.
According to her lore, her character's background, Numi is a demon whose height is "seven feet, thirteen inches." It's a mystical, nonsensical measurement, a paradox related to being from the underworld, and possibly includes an incomplete understanding of human concepts as well. So, this is a sly, in-character way of saying Matara is _really_ tall!
They all have terminal cases of Singleton’s Disease and it’s probably a fair assumption that Numi is Patient Zero or at least the origin of a mutant variation.
Its bc they know you can get anyone easily, man or woman. The issue is that her shyness is just too strong to to prevent when she talks to someone she feels attractive to 😢
4:10 ... you ... you ... how could you throw away this advantage? I get trying to be respectful but... that is seriously shooting yourself in the foot. To just leave a social engagement as the solution. I hope she hasn't walked away from people she's somewhat interested in over this, because it would come across as being dis-interested and probably lead to them thinking they need to distance themselves.
I actually think them ribbing on her is a good thing at this point. If she wants to change the narrative about her she should at least try a bit. It's amazing how I hear about how much of an effective communicator she is in general even in terms of stuff for herself. Then you have this where she just suddenly loses her ability to communicate and do what she gotta do. Maybe this will push her gently out of her comfort zone into a direction where she feels she can go further. Otherwise yes, she's indeed hopelessly single. Genuinely, if she put the bootstraps on and pursued someone with the finesse she actually has she'd definitely have a partner. But who knows, maybe she really doesn't want one.
I wonder why people buy into these kinds of obvious lies. All of these girls are married or in relationships IRL. This is where the lies are obnoxious.
It's okay Numi, I'm hopelessly single too. Ive tried my damnist already and all the responses are always "You're too short." (5'9) and "You're asian. Not my type." Ive decided to say fuck it.
Numi has to be single by choice. We've all seen her right? Numi is so God damn gorgeous. It HAS to be a choice, I refuse to believe she can't pull someone.
Yeah but she has low self esteem and she’s unintentionally self sabotages herself by running away when she has feelings for someone, once she breaks this then she’ll be able to have a relationship.
Numi is that dense main character getting jealous when she sees other couples and wishing she had someone when she's actually got 4 different friends that have been sending sirens for years.
Only Haruka is denser, and Haruka is actively ace. It's wild.
Numi is dense, however Haruka is denser
Then Heavenly just doesn’t win and catches hands and strays 😂😂😂
@@gamerboy7962 I disagree. Haruka at least has the excuse that people know she's ace and therefore aren't actually seriously throwing themselves at her, just teasing. Numi, however, is so dense that she dodges attempts by people who legit want to get in her pants and who she actively wants to get in her pants.
@Freeze-n-Frost it's heavenly he had it coming
Numi is pretty much like going through a game, in this case life. Without using any in game items, any potions, nothing, and wonders why shes losing.
In my perspective, she is like having high-level equipment, and lots of fail-and-retry, but still stuck at the first boss.
I doubt shes single, trying so hard to put on this girl failure. Can't get a man for the life of her type vibe feels like bait honestly
@@Claire75690shit I hope she's not cause I'd cheer at this point with how much she's fumbled
@@Claire75690 Dude there is a reason in the past why Fathers sought mates for their daughters, cases like Numi being turbo single always happen commonly
I'd say it's more akin to skipping tutorial and then failing to understand one of the more important mechanics
Numi scurrying away when tall women talk to her because she doesn't want to be seen as weird and rude and ends up being weird and rude anyway is such a Numi move
Numi: All my friends love to talk about how hopelessly single I am
Also Numi: *_Story time about how I made out w/ 70% of my female friend group for the 100x_*
Her girls doing community service with Numi, taking turns with her to keep her sane lmao
being real here the only thing holding Numi back are the things she needs to solve with pushing people away cause aside from that she basically has the easy mode on
She just needs someone who’s not afraid of being equally pulling her back in and not yielding.
Numi and Haruka Karibu should collab. The most DENSEST Collab known to man
Then they’re gonna be the two who can’t help but collab 24/7 🤣🤣🤣
they're gonna make osmium seem like aluminum with how dense they are lmao
@@bloodsenpai The Tungsten cube becomes a paperweight compared to them 🤣
A minuture black hole will form, do you want to destroy us all 😂
They would need a chaperone to 😂
They are not wrong. Worst thing is, Numi has an all you can eat buffet in front of her and chooses to starve. She has only herself to blame, for her situation.
0:10 the dork laugh she's adorable
Agreed
Numi: I'm already dead!
Me: So halfway done! Just need to bury her.
I am convinced Numi has commitment issues.
She can pick from a wide variety and even afford to be extremely picky, but she chooses to just not engage any further than friendship.
It's not even commitment, she fumbles basic interactions and flees from commitment-free opportunities.
Thing is, it doesn't even have to be THAT committed with some of the options.
I can fix her
@@urriso7538 I'd like to know what demon you're making a pact with because only actual magic is going to help fix anything at this point.
@@lordcrimson913 Bao. I made a (furry RP gooner) pact with Bao.
And I regret it.
LOL the way her model tracks at 1:50 when she goes "Every friend I have likes to talk about how... hopelessly single I am!" like this girl is LOSING IT
Don't worry, Numi. It is better to be alone than in bad company!
You have very good friends, and that is what matters.
B*tches are temporary, the girlies are forever.
THE THINGS I MISS BECAUSE I'M BUSY! THANK GOD YOU EXIST ROACH CHAN!
Someone could put on a blindfold and then fire a gun that shoots L's randomly into the air. Numi would be in the next county over, not even in the direction the gun was fired, and she would STILL catch that L.
Imagine, Numi and Matara becoming close enough where Matara can give her hugs like she does to Michi...
numi would turn into dust like vegeta after failing to kill majin buu
The universe just throws sexy, caring women at Numi and she somehow manages to dodge them all like Neo in the Matrix.
I just don't get it.
Numi: *says she’s hopelessly single*
Also Numi: *_gets mad when her friends say she’s hopelessly single_*
Wild being hopelessly single in Numi’s position. Absolute cinema.
"What if they have teeth" is WILD
would
Numi getting violated live and not in the way she was hoping for.
If she’s still single despite everything she’s accomplished, it can only be divine intervention at this point. She’s on the path of the “meet cute” of destiny.
The out of nowhere final pairing! Numi announces her engagement to Cdawgva.
Numi is literally that guy from HighSchool DxD or whatever it's called where she has like 8 gorgeous women throwing themselves at her giving her every opportunity yet she still fumbles at every opportunity
Issei?
Nah. Issei actually goes for it, he just get played.
Numi actually fumbles the game winner.
Issei has tons of sex, It's just off-camera.
all the short kings in chat rejoicing
I can 100% relate to Numi. I cannot talk to people for shit, except replace boobs with eyes. For some reason, I am terrified of eye contact.
"I don't want to be disrespectful" ... then perhaps ask her if she is OK with it? - She would say yes, so you are making excuses :D
Quite literally wants her friends to fully embrace her.
No surprise, Matara has send Numi a message to hang out at the next con. 🙂
I'm starting to think she likes short kings because she thinks she can be on top.😂
Im pretty sure Numi is single by choice
Just not her choice
@@kanan7883 She runs away. Definitely her choice 😂
Yep - and that's fine, but you can't complain afterwards that you're single if you literally run away from people trying to rizz you
Just like filliana and most vtubers; actually most people it’s just what bar is your standard and do you measure up as well.
Also actually talking to ppl
Chat, here we have Numi's superior "Business Communication Major" skill-set kicks in @2:41, when she stammers" In, In, In, In...", followed by (@4:11) ; "I'm, I'm, I'm" and finishing @4:49; "In, In, In, In"! I know it pure nervousness in display, but Numi forgot her training along the line!
Hang in there, Numi o7
All I'm hearing is excuses, excuses, excuses
Cant wait to hear about the bathtub collab. 😂
Numi just collecting “L”s.
What if they have teeth? Girl! Look at the mirror, You have the same but samller
Lily and Matara speaking truth to power
im 5 2 let me be ur short king 😂
04:10 Wait, what units is she using there?
Feet and inches. Numi's fictional height is 7' 13".
i hear only excuses
So short guys have a chance🙏😭
I can understand Numi wanting to look disrespectfully at Mata's boobs 😂
numi, you just had a clip of you making out with trixy, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
They're not wrong
I don’t think Numi knows how centimeters work lol
Numi is easily the 2nd most dense main charecter vtuber i have seen
Has she tried looking up?
where ?
Numi, its not hard too see. You literally curse yourself girly. Lol.
I have to say, I feel like no matter how single you are, you always have a chance with someone. But the second you get called "Hopelessly Single" that's when you start adopting an alarming amount of cats or dogs.
If I end up spending all of 2025 single, I hope it's Numi's kind of single which apparently consists of being surrounded by cute girls and having to worry about where to look when talking to them.
Normie here. What does she mean by her height? 7-14? 9-14? What unit of measurement is this?
Haha I think it was just the first thing that came to mind for her lol, but she basically saying matara is a tall lady
According to her lore, her character's background, Numi is a demon whose height is "seven feet, thirteen inches." It's a mystical, nonsensical measurement, a paradox related to being from the underworld, and possibly includes an incomplete understanding of human concepts as well. So, this is a sly, in-character way of saying Matara is _really_ tall!
They all have terminal cases of Singleton’s Disease and it’s probably a fair assumption that Numi is Patient Zero or at least the origin of a mutant variation.
4:17 What units is that? I was expecting cm or ft/inches. Can someone explain?
Numi's canon height as a demon from hell is '7 feet 13 inches'. Numi here jokingly overestimates Matara's height to be about 1.25x her own.
to everyone saying numi is single by choice, I'm assuming y'all have never heard of social anxiety
She can get it
Wait, wasn't Numi and Cotton going to be a thing or did that fall through ... or was that just a bit?
Its bc they know you can get anyone easily, man or woman. The issue is that her shyness is just too strong to to prevent when she talks to someone she feels attractive to 😢
All you have to do is ask one of your fans I'm guarantee you that one of us would say yes
Akuma NOBiTCHmune
4:19 Oh no, that sounds terrible..
4:10 ... you ... you ... how could you throw away this advantage? I get trying to be respectful but... that is seriously shooting yourself in the foot. To just leave a social engagement as the solution. I hope she hasn't walked away from people she's somewhat interested in over this, because it would come across as being dis-interested and probably lead to them thinking they need to distance themselves.
Please tell me numi is taller than 5'5
She’s single on purpose. You’ll never convince me a girl as cute as Numi has zero interested parties.
over 6ft? i'd be belly-button height to her xD
I actually think them ribbing on her is a good thing at this point. If she wants to change the narrative about her she should at least try a bit. It's amazing how I hear about how much of an effective communicator she is in general even in terms of stuff for herself. Then you have this where she just suddenly loses her ability to communicate and do what she gotta do. Maybe this will push her gently out of her comfort zone into a direction where she feels she can go further. Otherwise yes, she's indeed hopelessly single. Genuinely, if she put the bootstraps on and pursued someone with the finesse she actually has she'd definitely have a partner. But who knows, maybe she really doesn't want one.
I wonder why people buy into these kinds of obvious lies. All of these girls are married or in relationships IRL. This is where the lies are obnoxious.
Poor numi 😅😂
In 15 years, we're going to see Numi and Haruka married with children, aren't we.
XD I'm starting to feel bad for Numi.
All she has to do is stop with the short Kings and go for the taller ones
It's okay Numi, I'm hopelessly single too. Ive tried my damnist already and all the responses are always "You're too short." (5'9) and "You're asian. Not my type."
Ive decided to say fuck it.
Numi has to be single by choice. We've all seen her right? Numi is so God damn gorgeous. It HAS to be a choice, I refuse to believe she can't pull someone.
Is not being confident or having a nigh irrational fear of getting turned down a choice?
Yeah but she has low self esteem and she’s unintentionally self sabotages herself by running away when she has feelings for someone, once she breaks this then she’ll be able to have a relationship.
She needs a man in her life