It's a shame Daniel didn't put his badassery to better use when he was young, and join the army. Maybe he couldn't stand the thought of being a Private Dancer.
When I worked at "insert franchise here" my team leader made a formal complaint because he thought I didn't like him. This resulted in me being called into a meeting and having to explain that I wasn't here to be friends with my manager I was there to work and get payed...
No, because diogenes had no possessions. Daniel Dancer was a tightfisted miser that saved up millions of dollars adjusted for inflation, and did absolutely nothing with it.
I'd hire you becuase you don't take no shit from nobody. You should honestly just do a series where you just tell stories, they're pretty much always as interesting as the video topic itself!
Ethan Hendrickson oh we love meat pies here in Louisiana, but I can sure any concerned yankees that we don’t make them out of people... that I know of.
@@samhouston1288 ik 11 months but the dude punches dogs, steals their bones, and didn't pay for his own sisters medical expenses to save her life even though he could have that's why he's evil.
I once got locked in a Sainsbury's during the Manchester riots because my boss refused to close the store despite a Miss Selfridges being set on fire half a mile away. That was one of the below average shifts, if truth be told. To be fair, the bloke had a sales target to hit.
There should be a grindhouse/exploitation film style movie about Daniel Dancer. It should be called “The Dancer” and just for the hell of it, starring Jai Michael White
I had a supervisor that caught me sending a message off and after 5 minutes of telling me how I shouldn't use the phone for personal business during work hours the message finally pinged on their phone giving them a heads up about a new E learning the company wanted done ASAP. Only thing I learned from it was to send the supervisor messages to their email that they can only check when at the location rather then their phone so they could get a message off to everyone faster.
14:00 ish Sorry you are the kind if person i would hire, purely to test my management. Like a secret shopper but more towards serving and keeping the moral of staff for the very reasons you listed.
Old video but whatever I’m blessed in that my worst boss is from my early childhood, so technically not a full job, I was helping an old lady out with chores. Worked about 4 hours clearing sticks, acorns and shit off the yard. Not hard work but time consuming and tedious, the old lady didn’t see to understand my mouth and hands could move at the same time, and after four hours I decided to take a break to go home right next door and eat, she decided I didn’t work hard enough and gave me like 3 dollars for the three big ass trash bags I filled up. Needles to say I refused to continue doing the work and her yard never got cleaned because I was the only kid there willing to do neighborhood work.
I had a manager who yelled at me for correcting an order due to the person forgetting that an ingredient was on the sandwhich (After realizing the ingredient was on that specific sandwhich, he immediately let us know). He was like, "You can't just change the order last minute!" to which I yelled, in front of a full lobby during rush, "This guy's allergic to that ingrediant, the hell do you expect me to do?" He looked behind him, saw all these people staring, and sighed angrily as he walked off. About...two hours later? He came up to me and apologized, presumably, because the GM talked to him about the incident.
If I owned a restaurant I would hire you to be a prick to costumers who are being disruptive and are refusing to leave because that will make my day seeing you do that
I'd reckon the robbers that broke into Daniel Dancer's home would have suffered the same kinda fate as the Workers that raided into the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
I like place names that you only know how to say if you're a local: 1) Featherston-Haugh = Fanshaw 2) Cholmondeley = Chumley 3) Cholmondeston = Chumston 4) Brewood = Brude 5) Magdalen =If you mean the hill, it's Morn. If you mean the college, then it's Mordlin...or you could mean the lady Magdalain ps... Pay your mates back before they have to ask.
"never hire me"`karl... Mr. Smallwood I would hire you, and i would give you a management position befitting your intellect and ability, if i had the money to get my business off the ground >.>
Another example with the tough guys in prison people think they can take, is back in the first season of early 90's Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Superman is in prison and isn't allowed to use his powers because people think hes powers are causing a heatwave and some nobody half his size crook thinks he can pick on him because he won't fight back. But like, its Superman, even if he's not using powers, if you punch him is like hitting metal anyway. But Superman just moves his head at the last second and the guy punches a big brute in the cell behind superman and that guy beats up the small crook. All while he's begging Superman to help him and he's smiling, 'Sorry, not allowed to use my powers'.
I love that Karl says "I'm such a prick don't hire me" after telling a story about himself standing up for himself against a manager who was clearly to busy playing favorites, to do the actual job he was paid to do, AND prevented Karl from doing HIS job as well.
I had a teacher that used to do the phone thing. He told us to turn off our phones, back at the time when phones had a small screen outside where you could see if you had a message or something. I used mine to check the time quite frequently, but it was always on Silent since I hate ringtones with a passion. One time I take it out of my pocket, check the time and put it back in, and the teacher comes over and asks for it. At the time, the common practice was to take the phone and call the kid's parents over to pick it up. I told him it wasn't happening (and I was over 18 anyway, so I would just pick it up myself later if the took it). He sent me over to the principal, where I just filled my own reprimand form and went on home. What an asshat.
You was at school where a lot of kids can't be trusted to not fuck around with their phones instead of concentrating on the lessons. So the rule is legitimate. Oh and don't give it the "i never misused my phone" because you can't have one rule for some and a different rule for others. Also all school rooms have clocks in them. So you don't need to use your phone to check the time. You were being a fucking prick
Agree with gooner here. Not that you were being a prick but may have absolutely overestimated how much of a necessity your phone was there and the teacher couldn't have known what you were doing. Rules are rules. Either they're there for everyone or they're not at all.
@@sindri1447 he saw me glancing at the screen for a fraction of a second and putting it back in my pocket. And it's not like he was explaining a task or something; I had just finished some assignment and was waiting for the next. He did it 100% out of spite.
@@du0lol all right but I assume there is a scool rule where no phones are allowed in the classroom? That's the norm anyhow. Doesn't really matter. If you can look at your phone for a fraction of a second then the other kids can do it too. For a second, 2 seconds, 10, a minute. Being teacher is such a thankless job and maybe your teacher had it out for you. I wouldn't know. I just think it's weird that you assume a classroom of kids/teens aren't always trying to get chance to take their phones out of their pockets.
@@sindri1447 The thing you're missing is that this went down before smartphones were a thing. Phones couldn't do much more than sending paid SMSs, playing silly games and taking shitty 320x240 pictures, IF you had a camera phone. This pissed me off enough to drive up to the school yesterday though, to have a look at the alumni manual. I can provide a picture if you need proof and can read portuguese, but here's the deal: the manual was last changed in 1999 specifically to include rules regarding cell phones. The rule is as follows: "Students are not allowed to make or receive calls during classes. Students are not allowed to have their phones ring inside of the classroom. It is recommended that students turn off their cellphones during classes. If the student is in any sort of family crisis , or needs it for work, they are advised to keep their cellphones on silent and nearby, but not on their desk. If the student is in class and needs to pick up a call or answer a text message, they must ask the teacher for permission first and then leave the classroom." So yeah, having the phone turned on wasn't against the rules. Glancing at the screen wasn't either. Of course, students were expected to not be fiddling with their phones during classes, though depending on the teacher they didn't mind if the kids were on their phones, as long as they weren't interrupting their classmates or getting in the way of class. I kinda relate to that sometimes, letting my kids play on their computers (which is not really allowed) if their activities are done and they aren't bothering anyone else. This teacher was just kind of a douchebag about it. I remember him asking the time to one of my classmates once, just to see if their phone was turned on. Asshole.
Pants last a long time if you dont over wash them I have pairs ive been wearing for 11-12 years and ive just worn through the back pockets from putting tools in them, shirts wear out alot faster for some reason
codyc73 What brand of trousers are you buying? I've never had a pair that I've worn regularly that didn't wear out at the knees or crotch after a couple of years.
Paddy .Cook Ive never had a pair wear out at the croch i feel like thats a getting tight fitting jeans where you cant take really long strides problem id rip so many if i got them tighter climbing ladders and walls doing construction, I have off brands ones that have lasted me that long but its mostly like levi ones, denim jeans last a while not the fancy distressed ones that cost more though I have other carhartt canvas jeans i thought would be great for work but they all tore in like a year at the pockets
I found out my second job let me go so they could save $4.50/hr. Btw this was from a small company producing travel trailers that were around 100K - 200K each,they had all the money by the time the trailer left the facility, and finally we were selling these things faster than we could build them. We literally had a 12 month backlog of trailers and we were churning out several per week. Add that up with a staff of around 18 people, you cant fucking tell me they didnt have enough cash to play employees only $10.50/hr. (Also i should clarify, I live in California, and our minimum wage is $10.50/hr)
Your hired. Can you start Monday? We encourage phone use on the job, as its the most efficient way to log reports while chatting with our competition about their superiority in our field of work while the client laughs at them because they know your working on important paperwork.
Could just be my naturally defiant attitude but Karl sounded reasonable when dealing with an unreasonable person. Nothing wrong with Not being a doormat.
A fucking team leader had that much of a power trip fuck, a team leader in the places where I've worked were basically paid 50c extra and just double checked everyones work.
That manager doesn't sound as penny pinching as the one at the club Karl worked at that would make the staff wash out the plastic cups on the floor and reuse them. On the other hand, that is being environmentally friendly.
Fuck I'm that way now, whenever I have a manager that starts to shit on me for how I'm doing my job my general response is something to the effect of "have you got anyone doing it better?" or if I'm particularly upset "don't test me I'll walk"
One time I got sent home on July 1st (Canada Day) for wearing a white t-shirt to work that said "Canada" in red block capital letters. At the time i worked at a grocery store and it wasn't unprecedented to wear seasonally appropriate clothing (ie: Christmas shirt during christmas, red shirt for valentines day, etc) The assistant manager sent me home for wearing a shirt that said "Canada" on it, during Canada Day, was because she didn't get prior permission from head office. And she further tried to say that if I had toichange shirts because my shirt that said "Canada" on it could be offensive to people. I am not joking. According to the assistant manager, me wearing a white t-shirt that said "Canada" on it, on Canada Day would be thought of as obscene to the customers and coworkers.
i thought that pouring the oil onto the guys face with the fryer handle was a great idea, until i realized how fucking stupid it is, because there is no way that a fryer handle like that could hold so much oil in it after it being removed from the oil because it has so many holes in it
He murdered the thieves. And this is a man that eats rotten meat off of sheep. He did not just leave those bodies. I bet he ate them.
He made a pie some stew salt dried them and left them to be eaten through the winter.
Humans, and most other carnivores have dangerous concentrations of certain minerals in their livers, and they can actually be poisonous when ingested.
He robbed them, raped them, stole their clothes, ate their flesh, then kill them
Who was the real Daniel Dancer? There are two free videos (audiobooks) all about him on our channel.
@@newtonpagebooks shut up
It's a shame Daniel didn't put his badassery to better use when he was young, and join the army.
Maybe he couldn't stand the thought of being a Private Dancer.
That was really fucking good. You win.
Trailer park boys reference?
@@kevindavies5978 not quite
Bravo
Fuck... that was good.
When I worked at "insert franchise here" my team leader made a formal complaint because he thought I didn't like him. This resulted in me being called into a meeting and having to explain that I wasn't here to be friends with my manager I was there to work and get payed...
So this guy was basically Diogenes if Diogenes hated dogs instead of loved them. The Antidiogenes.
The antiogenes
No, because diogenes had no possessions. Daniel Dancer was a tightfisted miser that saved up millions of dollars adjusted for inflation, and did absolutely nothing with it.
No: Diogenes did not value money at all - at all.
I'd hire you becuase you don't take no shit from nobody. You should honestly just do a series where you just tell stories, they're pretty much always as interesting as the video topic itself!
We still have no idea what happened to those theives, but I would bet good money that he made some more meat pies.
He used mrs lovett's recipe
villainy doesn't pay, except in long pork pies.
Ethan Hendrickson oh we love meat pies here in Louisiana, but I can sure any concerned yankees that we don’t make them out of people... that I know of.
John Wick would hate this man
The Amazing Mollusk I want to see that cross over fight.
The Amazing Mollusk I do.Have you got a pencil I can borrow?
+John Wick Peeensil
John Wick ✏️ here ya go
The scary thing is that the "He ate the thieves" comments aren't jokes and they're actually plausible. :'D
I'm just imagining him standing there as the thieves enter and yelling "you picked the wrong house fools"
So, a real life evil version of Scrooge ?
not even scrooge was that bad
Imagine the Christmas spirits come vist him and whatever happened to the thieves happens to them too!
Is being cheap and simply wanting to be left alone all it takes to be considered evil now?
@@samhouston1288 ik 11 months but the dude punches dogs, steals their bones, and didn't pay for his own sisters medical expenses to save her life even though he could have that's why he's evil.
I’m actually unsure whether or not you’re referring to Ebenezer Scrooge or Scrooge McDuck.
Frugal is good but my goodness. At some point it becomes miserable.
Ha! Good one.
I once got locked in a Sainsbury's during the Manchester riots because my boss refused to close the store despite a Miss Selfridges being set on fire half a mile away. That was one of the below average shifts, if truth be told. To be fair, the bloke had a sales target to hit.
Obviously the thieves got turned into pies
There should be a grindhouse/exploitation film style movie about Daniel Dancer. It should be called “The Dancer” and just for the hell of it, starring Jai Michael White
Seconded! Get Rodriguez or Tarantino on the phone.
I had a supervisor that caught me sending a message off and after 5 minutes of telling me how I shouldn't use the phone for personal business during work hours the message finally pinged on their phone giving them a heads up about a new E learning the company wanted done ASAP.
Only thing I learned from it was to send the supervisor messages to their email that they can only check when at the location rather then their phone so they could get a message off to everyone faster.
14:00 ish
Sorry you are the kind if person i would hire, purely to test my management. Like a secret shopper but more towards serving and keeping the moral of staff for the very reasons you listed.
Daniel Dancer is a fucking hero, he lived so long because evil never dies
was he human or was he dancer?
Hasn't it been confirmed as "dancer" though?
Bet it's confirmed as both to throw us all off
@@seanseanston denser, always has been, lyric notes in the CD booklet 😂
Maybe Daniel is vampire
What is the point of making a ton of money if you never use it?
Because reasons
to sleep on the pile and eat hobbits that come to take some.
Honestly I think its more of the fact that he has a mental disease, using money as some sort of coping mechanism
Can you imagine Dancer watching today's Rappers videos lmao it would probably give him an hart attack
The endings are just the best 😂😂. Would love to hear more off the wall stories like that.
Daniel Dancer is the epitome of chaotic neutral
The ones that didn’t make it out got eaten and his bones made into a stock!
Old video but whatever
I’m blessed in that my worst boss is from my early childhood, so technically not a full job, I was helping an old lady out with chores. Worked about 4 hours clearing sticks, acorns and shit off the yard. Not hard work but time consuming and tedious, the old lady didn’t see to understand my mouth and hands could move at the same time, and after four hours I decided to take a break to go home right next door and eat, she decided I didn’t work hard enough and gave me like 3 dollars for the three big ass trash bags I filled up.
Needles to say I refused to continue doing the work and her yard never got cleaned because I was the only kid there willing to do neighborhood work.
I honestly love all of your restaurant stories
I want to see a highly dramatized thriller of those thieves entering Dancer's house and getting absolutely wrecked
He lived to be 78. Only the good die young.
I had a manager who yelled at me for correcting an order due to the person forgetting that an ingredient was on the sandwhich (After realizing the ingredient was on that specific sandwhich, he immediately let us know). He was like, "You can't just change the order last minute!" to which I yelled, in front of a full lobby during rush, "This guy's allergic to that ingrediant, the hell do you expect me to do?" He looked behind him, saw all these people staring, and sighed angrily as he walked off. About...two hours later? He came up to me and apologized, presumably, because the GM talked to him about the incident.
Jesus holy Christ , never heard of such a miser in my whole life! Beyond Scrooge level by Light years ! 😱
Dude I fucking love you guys. This channel is hilarious.
If I owned a restaurant I would hire you to be a prick to costumers who are being disruptive and are refusing to leave because that will make my day seeing you do that
Just wait until he hears of Terrare
I'd reckon the robbers that broke into Daniel Dancer's home would have suffered the same kinda fate as the Workers that raided into the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
I like place names that you only know how to say if you're a local:
1) Featherston-Haugh = Fanshaw
2) Cholmondeley = Chumley
3) Cholmondeston = Chumston
4) Brewood = Brude
5) Magdalen =If you mean the hill, it's Morn. If you mean the college, then it's Mordlin...or you could mean the lady Magdalain
ps... Pay your mates back before they have to ask.
"never hire me"`karl...
Mr. Smallwood I would hire you, and i would give you a management position befitting your intellect and ability, if i had the money to get my business off the ground >.>
And Karl, you got a good point and are a hard worker,
so why would you say to people to not hire you?
Another example with the tough guys in prison people think they can take, is back in the first season of early 90's Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Superman is in prison and isn't allowed to use his powers because people think hes powers are causing a heatwave and some nobody half his size crook thinks he can pick on him because he won't fight back. But like, its Superman, even if he's not using powers, if you punch him is like hitting metal anyway. But Superman just moves his head at the last second and the guy punches a big brute in the cell behind superman and that guy beats up the small crook. All while he's begging Superman to help him and he's smiling, 'Sorry, not allowed to use my powers'.
You have a picture of straw behind you not hay
Unsuspecting victim. (COW)
You Madam or Sir are correct. So unfortunately we can't start a 6 month argument over that. ;-)
I would hire you anyday mate, I mean you would be the greatest employee of any company!
We need more people like you in the workforce. Hands downs no interview if I see your name your being hired immediately No questions asked! 🔥
I want a dark comedy movie about him. It would be great
This guy sounds like the dad in "The People Under The Stairs"
He's Hired. Both of you are hired.
I don't have a job lined up for you yet, but dammit, you have it.
I feel better about myself now. I am not anywhere near that frugal.
This is genuinely my first ancestor!
I love that Karl says "I'm such a prick don't hire me" after telling a story about himself standing up for himself against a manager who was clearly to busy playing favorites, to do the actual job he was paid to do, AND prevented Karl from doing HIS job as well.
Considering how little he spent I think it says a lot that he bought stuff for his sisters funeral he must have really loved her
Ik 1 year and all but he barely spent jack
Also he could've possibly saved her if he just spent money to pay for the cure to her illness
Old-tyme Larfleeze, change my mind
I'm losing my fucking job before I give my boss my fucking phone
I had a teacher that used to do the phone thing. He told us to turn off our phones, back at the time when phones had a small screen outside where you could see if you had a message or something. I used mine to check the time quite frequently, but it was always on Silent since I hate ringtones with a passion. One time I take it out of my pocket, check the time and put it back in, and the teacher comes over and asks for it. At the time, the common practice was to take the phone and call the kid's parents over to pick it up. I told him it wasn't happening (and I was over 18 anyway, so I would just pick it up myself later if the took it). He sent me over to the principal, where I just filled my own reprimand form and went on home.
What an asshat.
You was at school where a lot of kids can't be trusted to not fuck around with their phones instead of concentrating on the lessons. So the rule is legitimate. Oh and don't give it the "i never misused my phone" because you can't have one rule for some and a different rule for others. Also all school rooms have clocks in them. So you don't need to use your phone to check the time. You were being a fucking prick
Agree with gooner here. Not that you were being a prick but may have absolutely overestimated how much of a necessity your phone was there and the teacher couldn't have known what you were doing. Rules are rules. Either they're there for everyone or they're not at all.
@@sindri1447 he saw me glancing at the screen for a fraction of a second and putting it back in my pocket. And it's not like he was explaining a task or something; I had just finished some assignment and was waiting for the next. He did it 100% out of spite.
@@du0lol all right but I assume there is a scool rule where no phones are allowed in the classroom? That's the norm anyhow. Doesn't really matter. If you can look at your phone for a fraction of a second then the other kids can do it too. For a second, 2 seconds, 10, a minute. Being teacher is such a thankless job and maybe your teacher had it out for you. I wouldn't know. I just think it's weird that you assume a classroom of kids/teens aren't always trying to get chance to take their phones out of their pockets.
@@sindri1447 The thing you're missing is that this went down before smartphones were a thing. Phones couldn't do much more than sending paid SMSs, playing silly games and taking shitty 320x240 pictures, IF you had a camera phone.
This pissed me off enough to drive up to the school yesterday though, to have a look at the alumni manual. I can provide a picture if you need proof and can read portuguese, but here's the deal: the manual was last changed in 1999 specifically to include rules regarding cell phones. The rule is as follows: "Students are not allowed to make or receive calls during classes. Students are not allowed to have their phones ring inside of the classroom. It is recommended that students turn off their cellphones during classes. If the student is in any sort of family crisis , or needs it for work, they are advised to keep their cellphones on silent and nearby, but not on their desk. If the student is in class and needs to pick up a call or answer a text message, they must ask the teacher for permission first and then leave the classroom."
So yeah, having the phone turned on wasn't against the rules. Glancing at the screen wasn't either. Of course, students were expected to not be fiddling with their phones during classes, though depending on the teacher they didn't mind if the kids were on their phones, as long as they weren't interrupting their classmates or getting in the way of class. I kinda relate to that sometimes, letting my kids play on their computers (which is not really allowed) if their activities are done and they aren't bothering anyone else.
This teacher was just kind of a douchebag about it. I remember him asking the time to one of my classmates once, just to see if their phone was turned on. Asshole.
The story’s at the end of the videos are better than the video topic it self!😂😂😂😂
“Fuck spending money, save money all day, yeah yeah yeah.” 🤑
For a moment I forgot that dogs like to chew on bones and thought this guy was cold knocking em out and stealing their teeth 😳
Speaking of dogs and punching, Daniel Dancer was the man who saved money by punching dogs.
"YEAH CAN YOU LIKE, MAKE MY DOG NOT HAVE TEETH?"
Pants last a long time if you dont over wash them I have pairs ive been wearing for 11-12 years and ive just worn through the back pockets from putting tools in them, shirts wear out alot faster for some reason
codyc73
What brand of trousers are you buying?
I've never had a pair that I've worn regularly that didn't wear out at the knees or crotch after a couple of years.
Paddy .Cook Ive never had a pair wear out at the croch i feel like thats a getting tight fitting jeans where you cant take really long strides problem id rip so many if i got them tighter climbing ladders and walls doing construction, I have off brands ones that have lasted me that long but its mostly like levi ones, denim jeans last a while not the fancy distressed ones that cost more though I have other carhartt canvas jeans i thought would be great for work but they all tore in like a year at the pockets
Oh yeah guess we should talk about THAT as it’s the title of the video and all... Oh, Karlington MicroPenis, you slay me!
The reason he lived so long was one he needed to outlive his enemies
I found out my second job let me go so they could save $4.50/hr. Btw this was from a small company producing travel trailers that were around 100K - 200K each,they had all the money by the time the trailer left the facility, and finally we were selling these things faster than we could build them. We literally had a 12 month backlog of trailers and we were churning out several per week. Add that up with a staff of around 18 people, you cant fucking tell me they didnt have enough cash to play employees only $10.50/hr. (Also i should clarify, I live in California, and our minimum wage is $10.50/hr)
Your hired. Can you start Monday? We encourage phone use on the job, as its the most efficient way to log reports while chatting with our competition about their superiority in our field of work while the client laughs at them because they know your working on important paperwork.
Save it all, save it now. Get to the chopper. The price chopper.
Why is this channel so good?
Rip Sam O Nella
I couldn't agree more about the restaurant comment..
The level of digresion in this video it's over 9000
If I was rich and alive at the time, I would totally bake a bunch of heckin meat pies and give them to him.
Fuck I love you guys , these videos make my day!
that story from the end must be about spoons!
If you come to Australia and become a security guard, id hire you
I've heard of his sister, Rhythm.
Could just be my naturally defiant attitude but Karl sounded reasonable when dealing with an unreasonable person. Nothing wrong with Not being a doormat.
A fucking team leader had that much of a power trip fuck, a team leader in the places where I've worked were basically paid 50c extra and just double checked everyones work.
I can relate to Daniel Dancer.
I been watching these for a month and I thought your name was Kyle the whole time
he sold hay but you got a picture of straw, your not paranoid if they are after you
The life stories are the best.
This is gonna be the next organized fighting novelty. Make a cheapskate fight a hungry dog for a bone, or a fish spine with a little meat on it.
...it was back then
So many people don’t realize spongebob has been running since 1999.
Before the video even began i got an ad about dog abuse and how to stop it
We need to get Daniel Dancer and Diogenes to fight
That manager doesn't sound as penny pinching as the one at the club Karl worked at that would make the staff wash out the plastic cups on the floor and reuse them. On the other hand, that is being environmentally friendly.
My God, I feel so special....I'm wearing the same top as Karl. It's my favourite colour as well.
I love how far off the rails they get
That boss is interchangable with stingy school teachers making the rest look bad.
Mizerly old man? Must have been from Tinsley...
Fuck I'm that way now, whenever I have a manager that starts to shit on me for how I'm doing my job my general response is something to the effect of "have you got anyone doing it better?" or if I'm particularly upset "don't test me I'll walk"
Man Karl seems like such a cool person to just chill with
One time I got sent home on July 1st (Canada Day) for wearing a white t-shirt to work that said "Canada" in red block capital letters. At the time i worked at a grocery store and it wasn't unprecedented to wear seasonally appropriate clothing (ie: Christmas shirt during christmas, red shirt for valentines day, etc)
The assistant manager sent me home for wearing a shirt that said "Canada" on it, during Canada Day, was because she didn't get prior permission from head office. And she further tried to say that if I had toichange shirts because my shirt that said "Canada" on it could be offensive to people.
I am not joking. According to the assistant manager, me wearing a white t-shirt that said "Canada" on it, on Canada Day would be thought of as obscene to the customers and coworkers.
he fucking ate the burglers, i swear to god.
“Enough” mood...
I like that story at the end
I eded up here because of the killers human song, people think it says dancer as someone who dances lol, but I realized it's Daniel dancer the miser.
i thought that pouring the oil onto the guys face with the fryer handle was a great idea, until i realized how fucking stupid it is, because there is no way that a fryer handle like that could hold so much oil in it after it being removed from the oil because it has so many holes in it
Theives "why do I hear boss music?"
Brutal bear downs in cinema? Ironclad...just Ironclad.
Not paying your staff and firing them is different
Uncle Phil *comparison*
Uncle Phil and Carlson are different
I probably should have been paying attention to the annotations, but he did also buy a new hat once
Then he sold it again for a higher price
The OG.
I wouldn't give my boss my phone even if it cost like $40. This is not fucking grade school.
12:10 Why was he talking to you as if he's a teacher at a school? You don't have to turn your phone in!
Can a boss legally confiscate personal items? Isn't that just stealing?
save dat money is this guys theme song